too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.
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she HOLD IT! on my OBJECTION! till i TAKE THAT!
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Yuu: Don't worry, Rollo. I mean, none of the NRC boys got punished, so...
Rollo:... What?
Yuu: Oh, yeah, Riddle over there? Was a tyrant, got pissed when someone went against him, overbloted and tried to kill everyone.
Riddle: Wait–
Yuu: Ruggie helped his Housewarden with a plan that could've potentially harmed a lot of people, only for said Housewarden to get pissed when the plan failed, overblot and try to kill everyone, starting with Ruggie himself.
Ruggie: At least he paid indemnity...
Yuu: Our boy Azul? Tried to enslave people for free labor, got pissed when his plans for destroyed, overbloted, stole everyone's magic and tried to kill everyone.
Azul: Prefect, please refrain–
Yuu: Jamil did a whole show: he brainwashed his Housewarden into being an asshole to get people to kick him out, once that failed, he overbloted and brainwashed his entire dorm to serve him and then tried to kill us when we tried stopping him.
Jamil: Hey, there's no need to bring that up–!
Yuu: Vil, Rook and Epel's Housewarden, got very envious of this person who was considered prettier. After he failed at killing his rival with poison, he overbloted and tried to kill everyone with poison.
Rook: Truly an grandiose spectacle!
Yuu: Idia was the worst, I think, he and his brother overbloted, then tried to free monsters to destroy the world so they could build a new one where they'd fit in.
Idia: Hrk!
Yuu: So don't worry about it, you'll be fine!
Rollo:...
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this is based off of a post that I saw on here on how Simon's ass was going to be cursed one way or another and so....
yeah.
Basically Simon and Betty on one of their expeditions come across the porcelain lamb and Simon gets his ass sent to the spirit world for 1000 years unable to interact with anything around him.
I'll post more stuff about this AU lol (I'm still working some things out in my head) But I do have some more things to torture Simon with :)
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Sihtric // The Last Kingdom S2E2
Where's the eyeliner? It would be such a gorgeous closeup. It's gorgeous anyway, because baby Sihtric is hot, but yeah, I miss the eyeliner.
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A series of stories about modern exorcists, the ghosts to whom they become tied, and the various vengeances that they may or may not take.
(A modern-with-cultivation AU for MDZS, originally inspired by Beetlejuice and now gone entirely off the rails.)
A takonxmz series of podfics of ghost stories written by @dangerouscommiesubversive
Listen on ao3 here 🔗⤵️
Jiangzai x3: A Story About Death
songxuexiao | total podfic length: 01:25:13
Interior Design
sangcheng | total podfic length: 01:58:51
Gimme Shelter
wangxian | total podfic length: 2:10:28
Writ In Blood
xiyao | total podfic length: 2:08:45
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