#ok that was a tangent

[hypewinter]

Diana is immediately on guard when Circe appears carrying a strange bundle. That is until the sorceress shoves said bundle into her arms and leaves as quickly as she appeared. All the while muttering about finally repaying her debt. Diana cautiously peers into the bundle, only to find a baby, giggling up at her.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #i kept the baby vague on purpose so go wild #also guess who forgot to schedule this post for this morning 😔 #i would blame daylights saving time but in reality i'm just an idiot #which btw quick tangent: why does the us still have daylight savings time!? #it's dumb it's harmful and it's not needed anymore #why are they doing this to us?? #when will it end!? #ok my tangent is now over

[andy-clutterbuck]

Years - The Ones Who Live - 1x01

#the Hot Suburban Dad at the Barbecue but he's a lil dorky #Rick Grimes #The Ones Who Live #towl spoilers #* #rg #nice gams grimes #as always #i'll still spill the potato salad and meet him in the garden shed #lacey shut up before you go off on a tangent #like he hasn't dated in a while™ and awkwardly offers to hang that wine rack you were talking about #but he's gotta go home and get his drill #*bad drilling joke* #*he blushes and coughs* #anyway i said shut up #bless all the lines on your face #they're beautiful and sacred #/ok going to bed more tomorrow

[sammypog]

men in gothic literature are the ultimate master yappers

#‘i am by birth a genevese ​and my family is one of the most distinguished of that republic🤓☝️’ ok victor let’s get to your pain and sufferin #also the like 20 pages where dorian gray just describes a bunch of random gemstones (???) #like yes thank you for this really useful and relevant information that is definitely a necessary plot point #(guys this is a joke i honestly find these kind of tangents in books charming) #frankenstein #the picture of dorian gray #gothic literature

[yemmuishomeforthementallyunwell]

gojo hangover morning brainrot…sigh

he sleeps over at ur house n u wake up N HES ALL MESSY HAIRED N HE HAS LIPSTICK ON HIS FACE FROM U KISSING HIM LAST NIGHT AND STILL EEPING AWAY

he opens his eyes when u fidget around and then he pulls you closer and he’s like “why are u moving baby it’s early” N UR LIKE TORU IT IS 11AM I NEED TO GET UP and he just mumbles something inaudible and buries his face in your pillows but he still has u trapped in his arms so u have no choice but to js melt into him and let him cuddle u.

after u finally get him out of bed he js sort of trails after u while u do ur morning things. and he rests his chin on your shoulder while ur making coffee and he’s all bleary eyed and wearing an oversized teeshirt u found in ur closet for him 😭 😭 i have an image in my brain of him tripping over all ur furniture n stuff when he first wakes up because “its too bright to have my eyes open” he says

if he does manage to survive until u hand him a cup of coffee (with enough sugar to give a small Victorian child an aneurysm) he leans against ur countertop and bumps his head on the upper cabinets but every time u tell him to be careful he still hits his silly little head on everything that’s lower down than he expects it to be. and he gets pouty when you get dressed for the day because it’s “harder to cuddle you” when ur not in cozy clothes. he tries to drag you into his arms every second he can bc his head is pounding and he js needs some kisses to make it better—though in reality he needs to eat more than just a cinnamon roll and some hi-chews for breakfast and he needs to start taking care of himself smh

when he first wakes up his voice is still sleepy so he’s got that good morning voice AND WHEN HE SAYS GOOD MORNING HE BLINKS AND HIS EYES SOMEHOW GET MORE BEAUTIFUL and he gets kinda bashful when u stare and he starts making corny comments 😭. idk man i just kinda really like gojo he’s the cutest pookie bear ever <33 bbg 3000

#ok now I’m done #sorry I went on such a long tangent.. #GOJO BRAINROT UGHFHHFHFJ #he won’t get out of my head i need this king to go away #📰.headcanon. #gojo satoru jjk #gojo jjk #gojo jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #gojo headcanons #gojo fanfic #gojo x reader #jjk gojo

[edsbacktattoo]

just had (evil) thoughts

so Ed gets rid of the silk first, right? He lets it go to the wind. then he gets rid of Lucius, then all of Stede's nice things, then his crew (save for Jim and Frenchie).

he puts on the Big Bad Scary Kraken persona and says this:

"Farewell Bonnet's playthings. Onto the next."

does that. does that mean he views his red piece of silk as one of 'Bonnet's Playthings' as well?

does that mean that Ed thought his heart was being toyed with? but does that also mean that he nevertheless believed it still belonged to Stede?

like yes, you may have been reckless with it, but it was yours anyway.

and maybe that's part of why he abandons it. maybe he didn't think it belonged to him anymore. maybe it became Stede's the moment he held it with both hands and treated it with care despite how 'tatty and old' it was.

#im sorry for this post #truly sincerely but i was just thinking about the order he gets rid of stuff for my wip #also i find it interesting that he calls all of stede's crew and his stuff 'playthings' because like #that implies that stede wasn't a real pirate. just a child playing with toys #but we're shown throughout the season that ed very much believes that stede is a pirate #he doesn't doubt that of him for even a second #even when stede tells him he traded gunpowder for marmalade ed is like yep that's a sound decision to me #anyway sorry for the tangent sorry for this post i just had to word vomit ok goodbye #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meta #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #edward teach #stede bonnet #oh we thinkin?

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

attempted earth c multilungal meeting

JOHN: okay, everybody. our first meeting has officially started! 

JOHN: i know english, spanish, french, german, some latin, and have a 3 year streak on duolingo! jake, what languages do you know? 

JAKE: Christian latin, modern latin, ancient latin, ancient greek, most european runes, a decent amount of southern american tribal languages…

JOHN: okay, uh. any languages that are alive?

JAKE: Oh yes and the romance languages! How could i forget? 

JOHN: awesome, so two of us know spanish! dave, ¿también hablas español?

DAVE: uh 

DAVE: no sabo 

JOHN: pfft, okay then. davepeta, do you know any languages that aren’t a part of your prototyping?

DAVEPETA: B33 < well yeah

DAVEPETA: B33 < kinda rude to suggest otherwise

JOHN: my bad, my bad. what languages do you know? 

DAVEPETA: B33 < i taught myself dog to impress jade 

JOHN: …uh huh.

DIRK: Can I introduce myself?

JOHN: you taught yourself to watch anime without the subtitles.

DIRK: And?

#submission #this was a lot better in my head #disclaimer: i am white as hell #i used google translate for john #altho i do know what no sabo means. sorta #<- HI CYAN HI HI HI #i think you unintentionally made dave a no sabo kid and that kinda fits like. entirely well for this scenario lmao #'i dunno' and its the wrong conjugation #you get points for trying dude. not your fault #look at me. everybody look at me i am beaming greek-speaking john into your heads ok you will become understanders with me ok #ive gone on tangents about greek john and ill do it again dont test me #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #john egbert #jake english #dave strider #davepeta #davepetasprite^2 #dirk strider #also same hat john i just hit 1125 days on duerlinger last night #that stupid fucking owl cant kill me. ill kill it first

[noecoded]

#ASMO: r u with the band..? ♡

outfit from this

#pov u are a groupie #i know that doesnt make sense with my caption but pretend it does.it was originally a groupie pov #pretend there is like music to this.i should be able to add audio to my art posts #i need to be like a sound engineer so i can properly convey the mood like muffled music with the thumping bass inthe back and like old buil #ding noises #srry im rlly sickk over htis theme and outfit and stuff i HAD to draw it #but the worst par t is my app crashed when i was finishing this upp and it corrupted the file and now i cant even access it #this is like bunny asmo all over again.at least i finished this one #i did a timelapse of likethe main chunk of this drawing like the first hr or so..i will maybe post it for like 5min before i get embarrasse #d and delete it...ok now i am on a tangent i am uploadinign this from work.goodnight everyon e #asmodeus obey me #mine #asmo

[dotoil]

*Spawns with a puzzling ask*

What could possibly happen if a nutcracker found either an AK-47 or an actual mini gun. Would both the monsters and players stare in utter horror with how much power the silly oversized christmas decoration has now?

HEYY FINALLY ANSERING THIS ASK AFTER ITS BEEN SITTING IN MY INBOX FOR 2 MONTHS LOLLLL

#lethal company #lethal company fanart #nutcracker #bracken #masked #jester #coil head #I spent too long on this #The second image is so scuffed cus I poured blood sweat and tears into the first one #And I was like ok speedrun time #This ask actually awakened something in me. #Ak47 drooling emoji #Sorry #the demons #I actually wanted to draw him wielding melee weapons too but #I would go insane #I want him to beat me up #Ok thats enough going on a tangent in tags #No one read these please

[mildly-inconvenienced-bat]

Sometimes I think about my sexuality and the things that makes me uncomfortable, especially being raised catholic

I'm a cis, demisexual, woman.

Going to a bar and hooking up with a stranger isn't something I'd do. But I'm a cis woman raised in a catholic home, so I'm following God's will.

Up until I was 16, I was adamant I'd only have sex after I got married, "losing my virginity" with someone i didn't trust enough to marry didn't make sense to me. But again, I'm a cis woman raised in a catholic home, I'm simply following God's will.

As my faith wavered, I tried to experiment a little bit. Maybe all of this came from my religious upbringing? I barely had flings (like, 2?) during high school, and when I started dating, it took me almost a year to decide to have sex for the first time. It wasn't bad, but having him cheat on me and break up 2 weeks later didn't help. I felt like I should try again, no string attached this time.

I got on tinder and started talking to strangers. Some were very attractive, but tried to get into sexting way to fast and that irked me out. Others took things slowly so we could get to know each other before stepping up to sexting, and it was fun, but as soon as they wanted to meet up for the real thing, I got completely turned off. Yeah, we had fun, but I don't know you enough for that, I don't feel attracted enough.

My best friend set me up with another friend of hers that she thought would suit me, and we did have a lot in common, but when we met at a party and he tried to get us more privacy so we could make out, I swear I didn't feel anything. He was attractive for me, we did hit it off pretty fast, but not enought for that.

It took me a little bit more of trial and error to come to the conclusion I wasn't as allo as other people I knew, and an ace friend to come into my life and help me realize that yeah, I do like the idea of sex, and I do enjoy it on specific circumstances, but no, I'm not easily interested in it. Yes, I do experience sexual attraction, but only for people I trust enough (and parasocial relationships, where I get the false sense of knowing someone).

Church made me feel like I was exactly how God intended me to be, and I know I'm privileged enought to grow up identifying as something "acceptable". But leaving church and finding out I was seen as "prude" for being the way I was, made me feel like there was something I was missing out. Like the only reason I was like this was because I was conditioned to be this way. To the point of having friends try to fix me, because all I needed was to "loosen up"

My point is that sexuality feels like a lose-lose situation; if you have little to non interest, you're "broken", if you have circumstantial interest you're either a prude or a stuck up bitch; if you have higher interest, you still have the chance of being called a slut/fuckboy and seen as unsuitable in the long-term.

Why do we care so much about other people's privacy anyways? What does it change in my life knowing someone else's genitals and sexual life? Like, some people need to get a life, find a hobby, touch some grass and stop sticking their opinions where it doesn't concern them.

#ok to reblog #demisexual #sexuality #acespec #lgbtqiia+ #queer community #lgbtq community #i really hope that sharing my experience doesn't go out on a tangent and offend people #again #I'm just sharing some thoughts #does it count as religious trauma if i still feel guilty for trying to dip into my sexuality? #but yeah

[a-literal-toaster-wtf]

#listen i’m all for liking or hating whatever characters you want #but kristine kochanski haters who shit on her but love and praise rimmer . #you either love them both or hate them both ok #i could go on a very very long tangent about fandom misogyny #but im tired #so #red dwarf #kristine kochanski

[her-midas-touch]

That moment where you can literally see someone just having their moment in a conversation and their whole face lights up, there’s a glimmer in their eyes like they’ve been waiting for someone to bring that topic up and they start going on about it in this messy scattered, thoughts-all-over-the-place and fueled by pure adrenaline way is so beautiful?? like just the pure unfiltered enthusiasm? It’s so genuine.

#thoughts are so lovely actually and even prettier if you can hype up the energy in a conversation to a point #where you’re going on tangents about random lovely directionless things #makes me want to literally murder someone if they’re interrupted because that happens way too much smhh #and then there’s just this “lost little kid” feeling that lingers like you feel like you’ve overshared #or revealed a part of yourself only for it to be overlooked #which sucks actually #ok maybe im projecting a tiny bit but it’s honestly so glorious when someone’s excited to go on about something and they radiate it #ari says things #text #random loveliness

[vhvrs]

that specific way that ppl talk abt male celebrities or male charas in fiction that have features deemed ugly that are just. them being fat or them being disabled or them just existing. like nobody says "oh this is ugly" but u can tell they think it is by their tone. the ohrase "hear me out" is really up there w worst phrases for me. like ok i hear you out but very quickly explain to me why you need an explanation for why you find like jack black or peter dinklage hot, for examples that stuck w me

#saw steve Buscemi n went wow hot n saw a hear me out n wrnt hm ok #also related i got a hear me out on my fat alastor art like lol u can just find a fat guy hot. hes not portrayed as any less elegant + #or put together just bc i made him fat. but thats a tangent

[francy-sketches]

damn ok roasted

#.txt #'joffrey was an arrogant fop' ok so now it's a crime to dress well 🙄 nice way to say gendry smells like ass #'robert's actual son' wowwwwwwwww ok so you think adoptive parents aren't real parents. smh #the show wiki is so funny lol #its like how on the ser pounce page it goes on a paragraph long tangent about joffrey's animal abuse. girl stay focused

[sonicdesolation]

The canon just deciding to fire again, breaking its established pattern reminded me of episode 16 of Young Justice, where no matter what happened, the scenario could only get worse

You catch a glimpse of the inside of Eggman's cannon this meter is on the dashboard, wyd

#not comic #ok listen #i havent seen young justice so idk what happens in that episode but #The general comment about Making Things Worse sent my brain on a very weird tangent #that ended up with the 'autism level catastrophic' meme #so thats what youre getting as a response KDJFKSDJF #+ a comic sans edit in ms paint by yours truly

[popponn]

i'm this close to opening discussion whether (is it possible that) kaiser is a playboy or not

#poponing #seeing how he enjoys feeling superior? this seems highly possible esp in a modelling au etc #BUT this guy also hits me like someone who is married into his job and if the other person doesn't give me the feeling of sueriority #for him in his field then he won't bother (i.e. how he acts @ yoichi & @ others at the beginning aka rizzlord kaiser vs default fridge guy) #kaiser (also sae) where is your back story ln chapter im begging here #okay lets stop here before i go off to some weird tangents. now back to rl business. will prob del later #babblings #also adding another note kaiser does seems to kinda focus on something or someone then appear disinterested in others #also will he even bother making someone feel special?? im asking really at this point im going off on semi baseless assumption #that fragile self image is making me scratching my head #but you know ness—magic and then kaiser—blue yellow—glass (chain) kinda like a fairytale (cinderella) ok off topic #....okay not gonna del this. this is my personal note #ugh but anyway playboy kaiser...? he really is confusing for me to write now because his facades are so different #and that cold guy part is STILL a facade. what are u kaiser #now back to rl fr

[charli-chomps]

food service worker with low restraint on eating the food is very good. however. consider. food service worker with soooo much restraint. too much restraint. workaholic trying to get through with no breaks food service worker. Making food for other people and starving the whole way through but it's okay because they're making money. Not even necessarily that, maybe their establishment doesn't even give them free food for breaks. Miserable the whole time at no one's expense because it's their own. It's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we do not devour !!

#hunger kink #me all the time at work btw #is anyone else like this or is everyone full of normal “i deserve a break” stuff #also a place i worked at. no free food. haha ok. #but free drink instead. wtf #tangent over have ur little guys be fail food service workers or PLEASE get them to comfort their fail food service worker friends