#okay but unironically....👀

[jiminiepabo]

BTS As Your Best Friends

I was feeling inspired by my BTS As Your Boyfriend series, and I wanted to give yall a cute little friend moment! 💕

Comtains: Fluff, that's about it lmao

This is only with the maknaes, but the others will come soon!

°+~♡~+°

Jungkook-

THIS MAN....

Devious asf 💀💅

He actually will not shut his fucking mouth, bro will call you up at 4 in the morning to talk to you about how his day went

Lowkey invites himself to your place unapologetically

Very juvenile, in a good way. Like sleepovers with snacks and movies and pillow forts

THE GOSSIP KING 👑

And he will fill you in on all the bangtan tea

He's the type to make pinky promises not to tell after he talks hella shit abt someone 💀

Not that he talks hella shit that much, but the occasion that it happens, expect a lot to come out of his mouth.

Very good listener tho, if you actually have an issue, he's gonna be there for you

Definitely tells you way too much about his dating life...

He also falls asleep on you, so get used to it. he's an affectionate bitch, what can he say? And with all the sleepovers yall are having, he can't help it

Okay but tell me why I think he'd love playing hair salon with you 👀

One of his downsides as a friend is that he's a fucking celebrity and has a shit ton of other people to interact with and other places to go

So don't expect too much from the poor guy, he's got a lot on his plate.

Recently we found out that he vapes, so he for sure needs a vape buddy

ALSO

He is SO GOOD at dating advice

Whoever you're into, he will be right there planning your wedding on a pinterest board.

Expect lots of singing in the car

In all, jaykay is fucking hyper but he's a great bestie to have

Taehyung-

Tae is your deep ass convo kinda guy

Like yeah, he's fun asf, but damn he's just built to talk about deep shit with you

If any of these friendships are likely to turn into relationships, it's gonna be with Tae

He just loves love 😭

And honestly, as he should

And I'm not saying that you return the feelings, but you are the one reading a Bts imagine on tumblr... 🤷‍♀️

Besides the fact that he lowkey has a crush on you, you'll probably be at his house more than your own

I can see him just talking and talking for hours on end with his bestie while you chill on the couch with a TV show playing in the background

Probably has a cute nickname for you

Like if you're short, he calls you shorty. And if your cute, he calls you cutie.

IDK MAN IM BAD AT THIS 💀💀💀

But he'll come up with something cute

Your contact name in his phone will probably be something along the lines of "my wife" or "wifey"

Or smth stupid like that just bc he likes you 💀

And he won't tell anyone either, he just unironically talks about you all the time, nothing suspicious 👀

Expect chaos when he's drunk tho

He goes WILD

It's fun though, seeing him being smiley and not contemplating the complexities of life to you

Your man is weird asf but you gotta love him

Jimin-

Someone needs to calm him down and give him a massage or smth

Because when I tell you...

JIMIN IS THE FLIRTIEST HOE EVER

He doesn't even like you, it's just jimin being jimin

Very sweet tho 🥺

He seems kinda awkward about giving advice bc he doesn't know exactly what to say, but he'll listen really good

Also, no offense to jimin, but he's a mess.

He's so caring that he likes someone new every other day istg

And he'll tell you all about it and it's the cutest thing ever watching him have so much love for so many people

May or may not have mid-life crises during the night and come over to drink alcohol and pour his heart out to you

He's a people pleaser so be a good friend and encourage him or compliment him a lot

He will most likely flirt with you in return but it secretly makes him feel reassured so just take one for the team

Probably will give you fashion advice tbh

And he's an icon so you let him do his thing

I think he'd like doing things like drawing or painting or dancing as an activity with you

Like it's fun to do, but it's quiet enough for him to talk about his problems

This is so sad but I feel like he projects a very happy image but he doesn't always feel it inside

He may struggle with self image and dependence on others

So he needs you to be his anchor to hold him down and tell him he'll be alright

And he'll do the same for you, don't worry.

°+~♡~+°

Hope you enjoyed! The hyung line version is coming soon! 💕

My requests are open 😘

#bts #bts scenarios #bts reactions #taehyung #jimin #boyfriend #yoongi #jungkook #namjoon #jin #suga #bts scenes #kpop #kpop boys #hoseok #hobi #taehyung x reader #jimin x reader #jungkook x reader

[doevademe]

What are the Percy and Nico fandom headcanons you don’t like 👀

Okay. Let me just... prepare.

I'll be honest, I don't know if it's because people haven't read PJO in nearly a decade, or is it because of bad media literacy, but people tend to assign character traits that either aren't there, or the text outright suggests the opposite. I'll just list the big ones for each of my boys to prove my point.

Percy

People have this image of Percy as this social butterfly dude bro who will backtalk anyone and get away with it because he's Percy Jackson. Basically Persassy, but completely unironic about it. If you actually reread PJO, you'll notice that most of Percy's sass is given in narration, not dialogue. He's actually pretty quiet and even able to appear respectful. The weird headcanon that he's obsessed with being everybody's type also falls into this, he's not conceited.

There's also the headcanon that he'd be a party animal in college and... yeah, I don't know about that one. In my mind, Percy would be completely against the idea of getting drunk, what with his past with Gabe.

Finally, the idea that he only survives due to Annabeth. Percy's smart, he's inventive, yet people try to pass all of his successes as him being a cog in Annabeth's machine, and I feel like that reduces him to an idiot that just happens to have the power set Annabeth finds useful so they can be "equal" in the relationship or something like that.

Nico

The most prevalent is Nico the Fixer Upper. People headcanon Nico as this fragile boy that is very flawed and that Saint Love Interest is there so he can better himself and open up (And while Will is a prime offender, I've seen this same setup with Jason and even Percy). It turns the romance into a therapy, like only Nico needs to grow, that any problem that arises in the romance is his fault because he's oh so flawed, and the Love Interest is patient and worthy of Nico because he puts up with it (🤮)

A second that just grinds my gears is Nico the Victim. The headcanon that Nico has known nothing but loneliness and abuse his whole life. This is usually done to make the preferred ship partner seem better in comparison, but it feels out of place because... well, the text shows us Nico used to be a happy-go-lucky kid. He had a loving family, and he doesn't allow himself to become the victim. His biggest moment in OG PJO was sending someone trying to manipulate him to the Underworld, asserting his title as the Ghost King.

Those are the big ones, and the ones I see the most in fandom. There are a few others, but those are either very niche, or very explicitly AU stuff.

#ask #punchable-panda #just some thoughts #pjo fandom problems #fun fact: tsats is also guilty of Nico the Victim #but that's because the series went full on 'the fans dictate the narrative' after HoO #Percy Jackson #pjo hoo toa #Nico di Angelo

[cometcrumbss]

Have an au except I can't write

Okay think about it pjsekai x Infinity Train. Majority of the characters are average passengers or companions maybe except Mafuyu? Idk she COULD be the Amelia but hey, any OTHER character can be her. Also all of them follow VERY similar plotlines to season 2 cause of the whole companion stuff. And Miku is the conductor, I say no other words

Leo/Need

- Ichika and Honami can be passengers. I'm not sure about Ichika but Honami is a passenger because she was bullied a lot and didn't know how to deal with it properly. So it's basically her learning how to be brave ig (I NEED to catch up l/n lore)

- Saki and Shiho are their companions. Shiho could be a kinda human but Saki can a cute little dog (or a corgi? hehe) and Shiho is from the school cart

- Maybe some Honasaki or Ichishiho?? Ichisaki, Shihonami and Polyneed works too

-I think Saki and Shiho might go to the real world with Ichika and Honami.

More More Jump!

- Everyone is companion except Haruka.

- Haruka joined the train after ASRUN disbanded

-the rest of the idols, Minori, Airi and Shizuku, are all part of the IDOL cart. They're all humans with some animal like features (Shizuku with cat ears and tail and minori having bunny ears)

- the moment minori saw haruka, she instantly fell in love with her (like in canon) and goes this whole journey of learning everything about her and learning lessons from Haruka about Idol(ing?)

- I think they do say goodbye but idk about Minori.

Vivid Bad Squad

- An and Kohane are passengers while Akito and Toya are companions

- Vbs kinda follows the premise of season 4, except An and Kohane didn't have the same numbers on their hand.

- Akito and Toya are from the street cart. MEIKO and Len are also there. Like in Canon, they both want to surpass RAD WEEKEND except Ken is different ig?

-Akitoya has their plot where they're actually rivals as they both want to surpass alone but they realize that they work really well together and in the end, they become partners

- An and Kohane actually meet from akitoya and similarly realize that work together well too and then pull a Ryan and Min gi thing where, in the real world, they're singing partners who travel across the world!

Wonderland x Showtime

- rui and nene are passengers while emu and tsukasa are companions

- ruinene were never close and actually had a pretty broken relationship

- rui was too insecure of himself and had low self esteem while nene couldn't hold long term friendships and just pushed people away a lot (rui being a victim unfortunately) and now the train brought them together to fix it

- tsukasa and emu are from the theme park cart along with Saki. They join them to bring some positivity and the four may or may not got way to attached to one another

- the four actually do get out of the train and become a theater troupe!

-I've realized that this sounds polysho, I don't ship it personally (I see queerplatonically tho 👀) you can interpret it as that :)

Nightcord at 25:00

- all of them are passengersbut separate and only meet after the train, their companion is kaito (kanamafu) cause that's funny and rin (mizuena)

- I don't really need to explain how they got into the train but Mafuyu has been in the train longer than anybody else and also has the longest number than anybody in project sekai does

- Kanade, despite being a passenger, does everything she can to save her, and unironically, it helps her.

- Mizuena has their own plot. Their relationship is similar to Canon except that Mizuki actually told Ena everything which got her out the train but Ena was still stuck

- Mizuki still stayed, and the two had to struggle with ups and downs of their numbers the most

- thankfully, they both left the train together and altogether, kanamafu and mizuena met through nightcord, creating the music group we know today

Lmao, sorry for rambling all of this, it's just fun merging your two favorite things together, I know the show is cancelled and all but prayers for the movie or season 5 🙏

#project sekai #prsk #infinity train #leo/need #more more jump #vivid bad squad #wonderland x showtime #nightcord at 25:00 #polyneed #minoharu #anhane #akitoya #polysho #kanamafu #mizuena

[look-mom-percys-on-the-tv]

Ep 5 reactions

spoilers beneath the cut for s1e5 and minor spoilers for most of the books, but I censored the traitor's name. mostly positive tone.

ANNABETH SAW THE FUCKING FATES

"Im the last one to realize this aren't I" A LITTLE BIT

I love Percy admitting there he was really ONLY in it for Sally. Poseidon does ONE good thing and all of a sudden it's "wait I think the conspiracy to start war betten the gods is... important?" SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MEET REASONABLE PARENTING EXPECTATIONS? A certain god could be taking notes, specifically the patent of [REDACTED]

go off Percy with the emotional intelligence. A for effort

and an A PLUS to Annabeth for the sharing important info and being vulnerable.

I see that coat covering the bike seat. there's human skin on that thing, isn't there?

LIVING the portrayal of Ares as man-baby who starts twitter fights. average maturity level of anyone who likes war.

"there's no fear in you, is there?" STAWPPP

THEY KEPT THE MANHUNT PLOT🎉🎉🎉🎉 also the Gabe is Gabe-ing. Manipulate mansplain manwhore on the most literal level. except disney probably cut the womanizer bit.

the whole "Im immature as shit but my threats are real, I hold all the cards" THE GOD OF WAR IS GODOFWAR-ING

"can I walk them to the door" IS HE GONNA RUN FOR IT? they're really letting Grover miss out on this quest, huh? I mean I guess it makes sense. PLUS it means more Grover-exclusive scenes! MY BOYY

that's a lie. there HAVE to be corny movie nights at camp, right?

ALSO botl movie date, anyone?👀👀👀👀

is that? a JOKE I HEAR??? poking fun at Percy? a little. Genuine? ALSO TRUE. If you told me that "amusing" line was Liften from the book and I've just forgotten about it all five million times I read it, I WOULD BELIEVE YOU

Annabeth who complimented Circe's loom when Percy got cursed🤝 Annabeth who complimented Hepheastus when Percy got trapped

the way she says push before telling him what it is😭😭😭

WE'VE MET BEFORE. I'M 24. A FAN!? GROVER WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT

songs about feelings that was PERSONAL

*insert Coach Hedge talking about nature*

Annabeth asking what Ares need the kids for if he wants the bolt/thinks their quest means nothing🤝 Grover gaslight girlbossing : doing detective work under Percy's nose

OOOH good detail with Percy being caught up with all the "3000 year-old goss" because HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM hi sally i fuckign love u

"don't even try to tell me not to be weird about this" we love an honest queen. While I kinda miss book Annabeth being a bit stompy and whiny at this part, I do think that the show version suits its own characterization of Annabeth, saying whatever she thinks needs to be said.

this whole show, I've been able to see everything. episode five DO NOT be the one to let me down! PLEASE!

THE SONG omg i wasnt expecting that. miraculous movie flashbacks fr.

W CONVO. DOUBLEYOU CONVO. nothing to add. perfection.

Also. don't shoot but the song choice unironically fits Hephaestus's story.

SWIMMING

is that a giant gold naked statue of Hera? to taunt them for cheating on him? hypocrite.

"they like to ignore what doesn't fit their narrative" [REDACTED] APOLOGISTS TAKE NOTES.

also, SMOOTH AF

okay there's no way Annabeth doesn't know that story. there's ONE way to take a god's power and she doesn't know it? at least let them tell it in tandem! a little "Yeah I recognize the chair, what of it?" THEN let the touchy-feely boy present the bargain. AT LEAST.

SHE'S NOT LEAVING WITHOUT HIM

"do you need some help?" "FUCK OFF" that's Annabeth

in the one hand, I am not a fan of depriving Annabeth of her super wisdom hero moment. on the other hand, placing responsibility to fix things on the perpetrators instead of those kids from Season ONE queen shit, and showing people can change. slay, but PLEASE let Annabeth do some more puzzle shit!

THE SHIELD LOOKS SO BIG IN HER HANDS

THESE FUCKIGN TWELMVE YEAR OLDS

OH so [REDACTED] and Ares conspired to make sure the trio never makes it there, not just using the magic things that activate at a certain place, but also by DIRECTING THEM TO THE TIME FREEZE ON PURPOSE

TO SUMMON WHAT

that interaction. SO THEM

YOU KNOW WHO WHATTED THE WHAT

#look mom percys on the tv #pjo tv show #pjo tv spoilers #my pjo live reaction

[faceeeeee]

Yoooo I heard my little pony: friendship is magic, is going to have a new season after years of ending!!!!! Featuring this new character as the main antagonist of the first two new episodes!!!! Wonder what it will be his name ngl 👀👀👀

Sorry if you have to see this abomination, I've wanted to draw your funny Robtop design for a few weeks but... idk how to draw him yet so I had to ponify him... plus I have been into a lot of mlp related stuff lately so like

I hope that's okay for you </3 and happy april fools lol! (At least here)

I HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF THE TABLE CAUSE I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES HAHEAAHFTYFGRXUDJFYDFH IT'S PERFECT IT'S PERFECT IT'S PERFECT!!!!! Funny that you drew him as a pony cause mlp was one of the main reasons I got into art at all so this is coming full circle for me AND HIM BEING AN ANTAGONIST it makes me want to unironically make a fake screenshot KYRWUKKETFYGE IT'S SO GOOD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUU this made me kick my feet back and forth and giggle.

I really had to draw pony Rubrub cause how could you not?????

#this is like the plain rub design but yours is majestic #reminds me of those paint edits that I obsessed over back in 2013/2014 maybe...idk i lost track of time #faceee rambles #geometry dash interpretation #geometrydash #a poor soul is going to go through the gd hashtag looking for regukar gd stuff and walk upon this #also also this is not a base and I'm pretty sure my younger self would be jumping up and down with glee if she saw this #like WE DON'T HAVE TO USE BASES ANYMORE??????? YUPIIIII

[pandoraslxna]

Hey Luna! Question

I want to improve how I write oral (for both), any tips on how I can do that??

Whenever I struggle with a specific sexual practice I unironically watch porn clips made by actual couples to get inspired, google "how to…" because they usually describe the practice and also often use helpful synonyms or simply think about what I myself do or would do if I had to perform said practice or what I would enjoy if I was on the receiving end 👀

The thing with improving your writing is that it takes time and practice. That’s the only piece of advice I can give you. It’s okay to struggle, to be frustrated, it’s okay to dislike your own writing and wish it was better, but you need to allow yourself to learn and improve over time and don’t let it discourage you. We all start somewhere 🫶🏻

#𝒯𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

[mathlann]

🩷🖤🩶 for blorbo of your choice? 👀

From this ask game. I'll actually be nice and answer for Heinrix on this one. Prepare for a long one on the first answer, lol.

🩷 Why are they your favorite?

Heinrix is unironically one of my favorite companions in Rogue Trader. Because he's terrible. But he doesn't want to be. But he's also too much of a dogmatic Company Man to really understand how awful he is/can be. He's a walking HR violation anytime a Xenos is within three star systems. He's the loneliest motherfucker on this ship. I will divorce this clown in every lifetime, that is how much I love him.

First of all, his internalized everything makes him just, so crunchy. Like, he came from some of the highest nobility in the Imperium (Tech Edition) to rock bottom, to two shakes from regaining his "place" per se (Space CIA Edition). And some part of him knows that Calcazar is the only person keeping him between here, as a "somebody" and the abyss of being just another tool-psyker. And the way his journey to discovering the Truth is also the process of systemically dismantling his own sense of importance as part of Calcazar's inner circle.... Like yeah, he was the potential successor, didn't make him less of a dispensable pawn as the rest of them! So what was it all for?

And I think too how his hidden Iconoclast core shakes out is also really interesting because "Iconoclast" doesn't 1:1 mean "good person". Like he can and does show leniency in his Dogmatism with people of similar rank/protection as him (the RT, Jae) or people he can personally sympathize with (Idira, even tho it's insulting). And his romance is genuinely sweet, if bumpy. But at the same time he has a lot of anger in his heart and that gets expressed in ways that show some incredibly unnecessary cruelty to people he thinks are lesser (Vhaebos Prisoners, Yrliet, that one random guard). And he does not acknowledge that!!! Because he's a Space Racism Cop doing his job, which gives him a "get out of examining my issues free" card and Throne take him, he's gonna use it.

And on that latter bit, the other thing I really really love about Heinrix is how much a demonstrates how much the Inquisition really doesn't work as an institution? He's an acolyte of the Ordo Xenos, and his Xenos Lore is shit, which you'd think wouldn't be the case but, look at how he interacts with nominally friendly xenos like Yrliet. You go to Commorragh and he's like "idk...we gotta maybe use their politics against them" and then kicks up a holy fuss when you do that. He approves of busting Tervantias in that gate and later feeding Marazhai (your ally) to the daemon. Like okay, the Xenos are vanquished, Heinrix is the best boy. Don't worry about the multiple 5 star meals Slaanesh is eating because of it...that's not his department anyways. (Ordo Malleus Hates Him!)

He's just a special boy to me lol.

🖤 If they weren't from their source, what fandom universe do you think they would make the most sense in?

Heinrix could very much be A Guy in Dragon age. And I don't mean in the "he's like Cullen!" way, because he's not, at all, but in the sense that he would very much be a loyalist circle mage who's very invested in the Institution of the Chantry while still being tempted to break a few rules here or there (just him tho) y'know?

🩶 Alternatively, what fandom universe would they just perish in?

Saint's Row (or GTA, but I don't play those games). He's a cop at heart, the stress would wear him down even if he won't snitch immediately.

#doing my penance time for every time i talk shit about Mr. van Calox lol #arendaes #asks #thank you!!! #long post #sorry

[sepulchritude]

ianthe and Coronabeth are soooooo normal. it kills me that harrow genuinely just did not want to become a lyctor. She was SO unenthused. She would do anything to get 5% bonus credit on a test but not this. The toxic codependency is real as fuck. “GOD I miss Gideon’s narration” is the fandom mood!!! (For some nonzero portion of HTN/NTN, that may be all of it, and also may be only part of it, depending on whether Gideon IS gone-gone or not, which you don’t know). We ALL just wanna hear about biceps, broadswords, and broads. also. We can probably trust horrible godman. I bet he’s, like, cool and normal about people and events. Also unironically he’s one of my faves. At the time I finished GTN it was my greatest hope to have more Ianthe Activities and I will not specify to you whether that hope was fulfilled or not

Okay so I’ve kept this in my inbox specifically so I could reply once I know more (approx halfway through htn rn) and god!! Okay so.

Ianthe and Coronabeth. I wanna put them in a jar and shake them, I’ve seen spoilers that Coronabeth comes back at some point but not whether she and Ianthe get to be in the same room as each other. I guess I can see why Ianthe couldn’t take her as her cavalier (too toxically codependent to risk never seeing her again and living like that) but I stand by my point that now Ianthe has to exist in unholy fusion with Babs of all people

And okay like I don’t know things yet but I’m hearing the 2nd person/3rd person switches between current vs past events, and I’m hearing snippets of Gideon-like phrasing in the 2nd person narration and Harrow’s thoughts, and I’m very 👀👀👀 about it. I know lobotomy brain hemorrhage etc etc spoilers so I’m thinking Gideon is existing in her brainspace someway that’s imperceivable to Harrow. But I don’t know what exactly the past Harrow knew that made her do things the way she did. Gnawing on drywall about it tbh

And I love all of the “is this really how it happens?” in the flashbacks, no idea what’s actually going on with them (I thought it was just Harrow’s scrambled brain attempting to make sense of the events without Gideon but they seem too detailed and divergent for that at this point tbh!) but I love the slow horror of everything being different in confusing ways! When Palamedes and Camilla died I was like ohhhh, uh oh we’re in for something weird here!

And then poor Harrow is just so wretchedly alone in a way she’s never had to be and it highlights how much of a pillar Gideon was in her life! Her and Ianthe’s dynamic is everything to me though, absolute perfection. I didn’t know I needed more Ianthe after reading gtn but I’m delighted to get it.

And the soup scene was *chef’s kiss* incredible especially because Harrow at the time was so fucked up she was staring at a spoon trying to divine its purpose and then forgot the word for bone marrow. Mercymorn said “I can’t tell if you’re a once in a lifetime genius or a brain damaged imbecile” and I was grinning because, both! :D

And then God. Based on spoilers I’ve seen I think I haven’t really seen everything John’s got going on, but I’ve been struck the whole time I’ve been reading htn by the sheer charisma he has. He says all the right words, he gives all the right praise, he’s empathetic he’s kind he’s supportive—he has clearly spent the last 10000 years developing a level of diplomatic personable grace that works on damn near everybody. I saw a post about how another reader kept expecting it to be a facade that he would drop eventually and show himself as a manipulative villain, but that the truth is more banal and somehow worse because of it. Idk I don’t remember the rest because I didn’t have context at the time, but something about “how can you just sit there and eat peanuts after everything you’ve done?” And I’m really looking forward to seeing how that all comes together, I want to see what’s going on with this wretched little man.

#i think that’s most of my current thoughts #there’s also g1deon and cytherea which is a whole tangle i have no idea about. lots of question marks there #more question marks about cam/pal/corona being alive #additional question marks about gideon and in what form she will return to us #at one point after my first htn loan lapsed i told mason okay i need some spoilers to get me into this #number one being does gideon come back ever bc if she doesn’t i need to let go of that hope #which was all honestly v helpful bc i was having a hard time getting into it otherwise #ask #typeoneninja #tlt #htn #gtn spoilers #htn spoilers #ntn spoilers #(​i think) #sepulchritudinous

[chuuyascumsock]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEN! 🫶🏻🥳

Hope you’re spending the day in a great way, even if you had that on your fyp, like woah. Thats sure something….

But Karma 😩 the unironically sole reason I started AssClass after i saw a good edit and then i hyperfixated like mad. Murderous gingers simply got a lot going for them.

So as a mini birthday day present or whatever you wanna see it as… thoughts about Chuu celebrating your birthday 👀

Hes so gonna make you breakfast in bed, having gotten up extra early to make all preparations and then surprises you with a whole 5 star breakfast, completed with flowers and all kinds of over things to show his deep appreciation.

Get ready for a big present because hes so gonna spend a fortune on getting you something. You’re priceless after all, so spending a lot to celebrate your special day is just natural to him. Whatever you mentioned wanting but costing too much leading up to your birthday will be bought for you.

He will sneakily try to figure out your preference for a party. Want a big one with all your friends and family? Hes gonna throw you a huge surprise party, making you feel like royalty be the way he carefully plans the celebration.

Want to just celebrate with him? No problem, a table in a fancy high end restaurant has been reserved months ago.

If you tell him its too much and that its okay if he tunes it down a bit, he will just tell you, you deserve it and even more in his humble opinion.

Anyways, enough rambling from me, have a wonderful birthday and look at this Chuuya cake i found 🥳♥️

- 🪷

THANK YOU 😭🥰‼️

I feel like out of everyone in Bsd (aside from the sweethearts like Atsushi and Kenji) I think Chuuya would remember and plan out your birthday the most because he cares so too much about you to not show you he appreciates you. LIKE THE BREAKFAST IN BED IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING HE’D DO AND HE’D TAKE THE WHOLE DAY OFF JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU 🥺

Also would hand you his card and say “get whatever you want, I don’t care how much it costs” and would let you go ham on your spending trip. (It must be your birthday everyday then because he still lets you do that shit any other day 😭). I just love Chuuya and how much of a good bf he’d be to his s/o, he’s my silly little guy 🥹.

(Thank you for the Chuuya cake lol I need that fr but I got a tiramisu cake instead 🤤)

#casual asks #chuuya x reader #chuuya nakahara x reader

[clarks-letterman]

Wally anon: Your phone trying to sabotage you fr. 😭

Easy to do when we're both such fans, huh? 🫣 Yupppp exactly. I feel, in (some of) the Screams or otherwise, the writers completely forget that these geeks are supposed to have personalities beyond. their interests & that's what makes Kirby the ultimate one. 🙌 See, I don't think of Randy as invincible, it's just that the fandom wildly. overemphasizes his significance when A) all of his horror knowledge couldn't save him, B) he dies at the most appropriate time for the series, & C) the set-piece of his death is still one of the best executed in the entire franchise cause the day-time quality of it. ☀ Not even one. of, she's THE only death in that movie dkdhdkd soooo many irrelevant, random, no names getting offed like I can not take that seriously cause I don't knowww them. 🤡 Yuppp. And then people will bring in statistics about surviving stabbings irl like...okay? What does that have to do with this. franchise when Sidney just. being stabbed in the shoulder in the OG makes her bleed as much as she does, twice in the stomach in 4 makes her collapse, & we've had so many single stabs to the back taking people out? With 5, I gave it a pass but 6's stabbings were r i d i c u l o u s.

Yupppp. You have him pinned down, eating him out like you're starving, he's moaning loud, & then he feels the knot in his stomach, & he's struggling to tell you that it's coming, babbling & panting & whining, & then boom 💥 he shoots allllll over his chest, even hitting himself in the face & his voice sounds soooo wrecked as he rides out his orgasm. 😮‍💨

(omg I know I noticed when I started sending them in, the stars aligned perfectly 🌟)

Mhm mhm I completely getchu. It's even funnier cause you knowwww some of these people who think they're completely. straight would quickly discover they're actually bi & have just been ignoring that side of themselves. Only as long as they're not double penetrating every time cause your hole could not. withstand that kinda pounding all the time. 🥵

What'd you think? 🫣

You right, you right @ seeing it in Wally. And it makes complete sense for him + the other ghosts being more apathetic cause they have. been dead so long so it's like "Okay, girl, get it together, get with the program." Same, though @ not a villain there, but we'll just have to wait & see elsewhere. 👀 You'll have to let me know what you think. 😁 Yupppp. I wish I had looked more closely in the fandom while Tommy was still around cause reading some fics with him is like 😮‍💨 Agreed. The twist is. shocking in the moment, but it's also not...really a twist? cause it doesn't really change the way you watch the movie like II does.  😶‍🌫️ Exactly. I know it's not groundbreaking cause a LOT of people have it ranked last but there's a good reason for why cause like...just looking at it speaks for itself. 💀

Soooo real for loving Jacob. I'm partial to Dylan myself, but Jacob highly ranks for me too cause the whole weird situationship between him & Emma just makes me feel bad for him cause he's SO excited (& yes, making poor decisions), but the game never makes a good case for her behavior compared to THE UD queen herself Emily. 🤫 Another thing that seems lacking is the missing genre subversion compared to UD. It is just. werewolves &...that's it. 😶 Yes to all of that. Like, it's understandable in certain. contexts to be like, "I would like this specification, thank you," but the entire default weirdness just rubs me the wrong way. Yes, be as self-indulgent as you want to be with fics, but...your privilege is showing @ all the people who unironically fall into the default trap.

Ooh, then happy (super) early. bday! 🥰  He fr would only. have a jockstrap/athletic cup on down below dkfhdh. Ooh, I see, I see. I can see it being like the earlier discussed ~slip through the shorts idea~ where it is d i f f i c u l t for you to pay attention with him just...strolling around with all that hanging out. 😳

Thanks, I got reallyyyy carried away with them. 🫣 Luckily, you'll be thinking even more about all that with one of those requests in mind. 🎀

LMAO It really was skjdkn

Yup yup😮‍💨 Yes ugh I hate that he's treated as good as he is in the fandom. I like the guy but I did find him annoying and arrogant in the same way that Billy and Stu were, he was obsessed with movies as much, if not more, than them sooo. it's hard to really say I enjoy him as a character when he was a movie geek yet died because of his mistakes. And yeah, he dies at the right time because the next movie goes off the rails. AND YESSS I love that Scream embraces day-horror. The night is good and all to get spooky but I hate when its the only thing making it scary. Like, if your monster/killer doesnt hold up in the day, then whats the point? Yeah 5 can get a pass because different writers have their ideas of who can survive what and pain tolerance and all, but 6 was absolutely ridiculous because he was d e a d. nothing else about it.

I loveeee an orgasm that strong, like he's hitting his own face with his cumshot it's insane. (let's not get into hyperspermia because i could go into detail about a man who cums buckets) and yesss his voice straining and going higher than his register will allow🫣

Yeah like, I know I was someone's awakening LMAOOO nah jkjk But yeah I'm sure one settles to watch... eventually. whoever sits out/gets less action won't go down (haha literally) without a fight. But dp multiple times sounds like it hurts in a good way..

THE ASKS ARE SOOOO GOOD I LOVE THEM ALLLLLL!! will be writing them, and i love the RE one with Ryan🫣 I loveee me a ga(y)mer and RE is perfect because it's hard and makes the perfect sense to rage over (it took me ten hours to beat re2r and 14 for re4r ksjsd)

Yeah, and I thought it made sense since each episode switches potential suspects, and none of them are ghosts. That's why the end works soooo well because it's only then when they entertain the idea that the ghosts, who were all on Maddy's side, might actually be partially responsible for what happened to her. I love it, and it makes the whole "ghosts can't physically affect anything" rule (which is used to immediately clear them from suspicion.) I love Wally's energetic personality clashing with when he feels a little betrayed that Maddy cares more about her "old life" more than where she actually is. Perfect for villainy and tragedy (but that's just me wanting to see Milo be a villain skjdjksd) YESSS WHY IS TOMMY SO🫣 with Billy and Steve?? I hate that it was all abadoned when he was absent from s3 and 4 (and replaced by Eddie eventually.) II had the best twist because AMANDA AMANDA AMANDA (she got her rightful spot in dbd, too bad pig had been nerfed soo much😪 still a main though w/demo and tiff) her "game over" line is ringing in my ear like tinnitus all the time because its soooo good. Jigsaw is soooo bad. No OG characters, ties too much into the already convoluted of Saw 1-7, it's just... not good. At least Spiral tried something different and separated itself from Saw for it's reboot. The traps are so bad too.

Jacob gets so much hate for "not respecting boundaries" but when you see him and Emma together throughout the night... Emma also was the problem?? They make it clear that she was always changing her mind about whether or not she wanted to be with him and giving him mixed signals, and he does apologize in certain endings and she forgives him.. so I don't see the issue that he made a mistake tbh. (And sometimes characters have to make mistakes to put everyone in a bad situation, it's a human thing to do, and also he didn't know about the werewolves and hunter family.) Emily was so unproblematic I love her, and I'm glad TQ's final girl is Kaitlyn and not Emma or Abby (abby's fine, just forgettable tbh. feels like she exists solely for the straight romance w/ Nick. Her story doesn't go much of anywhere if you shoot Nick with silver in the poolhouse soooo.) Dylan is sooo adorable but I wish him and Ryan got more time together.. wasted potential tbh. I'm sayinggg with the default trap!! It's so annoying to think it's male but obviously skews to having the reader be described more feminine (which isn't a problem, just specify it ykyk)

LMAO you got it!! March 18th, lock it in😛 I was one day short of being classified as a leprachaun. Yeah maybe just a jock with the pocket space for a cup when he's on the field sljdsjdk Exactly!! Being in class and being too distracted by all that hanging out that only you get the pleasure of seeingggg

They're so amazing I love each one😮‍💨 and yes i willlll😛

#wally clark x you #wally clark x reader #wally clark

[hadeantaiga]

Henlo hope you're having a great weekend! So uhm in case you're in any time up for more breaking down of terf/radfem bullshit I have some particulary awful receipts 👀

(Comparing being trans to BIID and Amputation Fetish??)

https://www.tumblr.com/sowhatnotcreative/721208090257735680

(Calling men these souless and horrible creatures over her own prejudices 🙃)

https://www.tumblr.com/sowhatnotcreative/721277805260914688/

(Unironically calling up for "Androcide" or at the very least for Matriarcal Totalitarism as the only means to "escape" the patriarcy)

https://www.tumblr.com/sowhatnotcreative/721036955767439360

(Literally straight up calling/implying gay/bi men as a whole are inherent pedophiles over annecdotal shit "But It's OKAY Gurls it's not because they're queer men it's becuz they're MoIdS 🤓")

https://www.tumblr.com/sowhatnotcreative/721026890468589568

Also as a little last note so this doesn't end in a negative note: this one Terf i'm taking all the post from, is the same one that tried to own Neil fucking Gaiman with a bad faith ask as a horrible misogynist or whatever, and got destroyed beautifully instead lmao

https://www.tumblr.com/thefloatingstone/719857099410128896/

A fun game to play with these is "Do I already have the TERF blocked?"

The answer is yes, I do lol.

So the first link is a lot of fearmongering about "What if kids could identify as amputees and get their limbs mutilated!? Also, anyone with BIID and ALL "trans" people are fetishists!"

There's so much wrong here but first of all, there's nothing wrong with having a fetish. End of statement. If you engage in your fetish in a way where you and anyone else involved comes away from it happy and fulfilled, I do not give a fuck what you're doing behind closed doors.

As for BIID, she didn't mention the outcomes of the two patients who underwent the surgery with that doctor, nor did she mention the outcomes of any other person with BIID who has successfully achieved their goals. I sure as hell can't speak definitively on it either; I've read news articles and everyone in those stories was completely happy with what they'd done to themselves. But that's probably a biased sample group; I imagine anyone who regretted their choices wouldn't be as open to speaking about it.

Basically: there is very little research into BIID because it's so goddamned taboo to even think about, but people who HAVE spoken on it are completely happy with their choices.

This might seem weird to admit but I've had daydreams about going blind or deaf, needing a wheelchair, or losing a limb, and enjoying it, and how I'd live and adapt. I bet a LOT of people have such daydreams, but we're all told it's "gross" and "mentally disturbed" and "mutilation" etc etc, so no one ever talks about this shit.

I also think about voluntary body modification from a sci-fi perspective. If I lived in a cyberpunk world or a future world where cyber limbs were a thing, would I voluntarily go hack off a healthy limb to get a cool robot arm?

Fucking yes I would.

And maybe that's related to my perspective as a trans person who is already completely comfortable with the idea of more "extreme" forms of body modification beyond tattoos and piercings. I don't have any problem with people who get dermal implants or do scarification or who get surgery to turn their ears pointed or who split their tongues, or top surgery or bottom surgery etc etc.

IDK man, my perspective is, it's their body, let them do whatever the fuck they want to it.

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Links #2, 3 and 4 are just her projecting her trauma onto innocent human beings so she can dehumanize them. She should get therapy about that.

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The final link is fucking hilarious and I love Neil Gaiman so much.

#biid #body modification

[selfrinsert]

🖤🤍? 👀

Duet Ask Game

okay SO the first song is sooooo cute I think it’s way later in Asmo and Ris’ relationship (still on season 2 so if I had to guess maybe during season 6?)

I think Asmo is the first singer and Ris is the second!! they both kind of know they’re interested in each other but they don’t KNOW know so they’re too afraid to say they’re in love unironically or without joking about it

so this song is kind of their back and forth almost daring the other to confess but neither will man up and do it HEHE

and the second song makes me cryyyyy it is so simple and sweet

Ris is the first singer and Asmo is the second. they don’t need to make a big confession before they’re ready, they can just sit comfortably with each other

they’re silly and complicated but at the very core of their bond they’re important to each other, and nothing will change that

#rambles #charis #TY BESTIEEE

[softgrungeprophet]

wyatt wingfoot and betty (i have forgotten her last name i'm so sorry) for the character bingo thing 👀

Welp I typed some stuff and then I accidentally hit ctrl-z instead of ctrl-x and tumblr does not auto-draft asks apparently (at least it didn't this time) so i lost all of my explanations and I am not re-typing that.

Anyway

Wyatt Wingfoot: i genuinely unironically just think he's a neat guy who always does his best to be a good person, so a lot of these do not apply XD

in no particular order, a summary:

BIG HEART BIG BICEPS

handsome

6'6"

i am assuming "biting my fist" is horny which is why i picked it because, as mentioned, 6'6"

good with kids

I picked brainrot "maybe a little" just because I haven't made much stuff with him in it recently but I still know many random factoids about him off the top of my head lol

most people get his personality right but a small number of fans have a weird tendency to put him in a servant role or other lower socioeconomic class compared to the F4 or jen which is weird because he owns and drives a Ferrari in one of his earliest appearances that is, I'm pretty sure, an unreleased concept car from 1965.

most of his comics appearances are bad, not because they are offensive (though that is also a problem), but because they are poorly written. and john byrne is my enemy.

anyway 👼

I assume by "Betty" you mean Betty Brant, intrepid Bugle reporter with the worst life ever; relatedly, Peter's high school girlfriend and even more relatedly, Ned Leeds' ex-wife:

By "most fandom takes are incorrect" I mean "men on the piracy website fucking hate her guts" and it's kind of alarming actually.

"writers dropped the ball" depends on what writer as always. the most recent stuff (so, past few years) in ASM is, to me, an insult to her character with no understanding of her personality or motivations lmao but women exist to make babies!!! 🙄

i don't think she's a war criminal? but she generally—wait. Okay. I can think of a few things she's done that aren't war crimes but that are illegal and involve guns so I guess that applies without caveat compared to wyatt lmao. she's done nothing wrong and she is always right about everything actually.

she's pretty

"stop putting them in situations" aka "stop resurrecting dead men from her past who suck"—mostly joking because i think her situations can be very interesting, but the recent stuff with ned is, again, insulting. (also dumb)

i don't have any relevant pics for her but she's neat! i think she owns a strap-on.

#asks #lycanqueer #nadia reads comics

[untitled-byler-blog]

Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, and Lucas Sinclair? Okay Dustin Henderson too to complete the group because it's probably illegal to separate them

is this for the random headcanons thing ???

Mike will tell you his favorite Shakespeare play is MacBeth, but it's actually The Taming of the Shrew

Will has a tiny christmas tree in his bedroom. It lives there all year round. 👀👀

Lucas keeps a journal. It's mostly filled with the Party's inside jokes, but every so often there's a note or so about something really sweet or endearing that happened. He's a sap. He unironically likes rom coms.

Dustin is allergic to peanut butter

#ask #quinnick

[sidecast-deactivated]

So your 1800s monster hunter~..

First off, absolutely in love with him already. Your style lowkey reminds me of The Magnus Archives. I’m not sure why?? It’s so pretty and I just wanna bury my face in it like a pillow 💖❤️💖 (Also I’m new so I do apologize if I come off as brazen or awkward.)

Second, my questions.

Is your Monsterhunter perhaps trans?? 👀👀

How long has he been in that line of business?

What’s his personality like?

And finally, does he have a favorite book? (Or series of books?)

OHOHOHO WELCOME HI HI HI HI okay everything in order

1) uhh yes he is trans but he doesn't know that word because its the ussr. basically his parents raised him as a boy because why the hell not and the moustache is formed from sheer will alone. if it was the modern day he would probably be agender since his relationship with gender runs the spectrum from vague to nonexistent

2) he encountered something supernatural when he was recieving army training at 18, ran away and started hunting soon after. so about ten years (he's 29 and in 1985 if not specified otherwise)

3) he is. hm how do i put this. he doesn't know when to shut up (autism). he lies a lot but in a whoops-i-got-carried-away way. he has a very hard but thin shield of cynycism and underneath it he desperately wants to be held. he probably marries a vampire at some point idk yet

4) uhh yes but they are highly specific to hungary rejto jeno for example. also theres a problem of a lot of western classics being banned at the time. but right now he would ironically (unironically) love twilight

also i am flattered i Love tma!!! altough im not sure how art can remind you of a media without visuals but i think also that might be the best compliment ever

#barking #asks #anons #mch:rokus

[edensrose]

It's 4 22 but I can't sleep bc of my cold n evil evil symptoms n also my morning alarm has already gone off so I need to be awake anyways so I was stuck thinking about this one guy from trash of the county's family who's the only person I would unironically call a gilf. Somewhere along the line I thought about how you would probably like him (tall, blonde, gilf/dilf, dragon + pointy ears, pretty pretty pretty, the works yano) n I'm so upset that he hasn't made an appearance in the manhwa yet so I could show you him but yeah my brain just made the correlation between you and Eruhaben and I just needed to tell you for whatever reason. Anyways, drink water n eat and rest well and good luck on the rest of/ any future exams. Ly Deeden 💜

I hope you're feeling okay spooos bby!! Get lots of rest when you can 💕

And I am VERY interested in this man that you've just told me about 👀👀 can I have a name? For ahem research purposes

Also it's totally fine! You know you can come rambling to my inbox whenever you want 😂😂 thank you! Ily too🥺💕

#— ꒰🌺꒱ 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐬 ៸៸ spoopy ❜‧₊