#omfg im stupid

[thatdeadaquarius]

I love “blunt vs flowery” bc on one hand the people are like:

“Where is the context? The background for the words? I need a setting for the idea of this. What subtleties are you trying to convey? The layers? WHY ARE THESE WORDS NAKED?!”

Meanwhile we’re like:

“Damn, that’s a whole lot of nothing you’re saying, my guy.”

This of course is me trying to understand the flowery by theorizing that extra “fluff” is them “dressing” the core message with included context of the mindset, emotions, and overall giving a thematic dressing down of the situation.

In contrast, our words must feel like a naked gut-punch of immediate psychic damage.

YES YES, YOU, YOUUU GET IT!!!

IM SO GLAD THATS BEEN TRANSLATING (lol) THRU ALL MY BLUNT LANG POSTS!!

Modern language is in fact, a raw gut punch to these victorian-ass genshin ppl

Literally This:

Also thank you for sending that bc idk the way u described it?? *chefs kiss 🤌✨️

U know what i live for tho?? So they dont have to be "victorian" ik i say that, but i just use it as a way to like reference their speech/put smth recognizable

But IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF THEY ACTUALLY TOOK AFTER THAT TIME PERIOD, LIKE THE SPEECH AND THE BITS OF CULUTRE

Like shoulders being scandalous, modern music basically hella sensual/very genuine/vulnerable, etc.

Like- I LIVEEEE

I just wanna hear a sick drum beat in Sumeru and just start modern dancing and everyone's just like- 😳😳😳🙈🙈🙈💘💘💘❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💖💖💖

Anyway, ive got too many other things i wanna talk abt/post abt to get into this now, but i might totally make it a passive AU for future requests :D!!

♡

Safe Travels Resident Cryptid,

💀♒️

#should i tag my beloveds #i feel like ive gotten their hopes up too many times #for a longer post #so ill leave them off one more time before i make a real post #genshin impact #genshin sagau #ask box open #sagau #my asks #genshin imagines #genshin isekai #gender neutral reader #genshin impact sagau #genshin impact reverse harem #genshin reverse harem #genshin poly #omfg im stupid #im literally poly and i never thought of that tag #im so dumb #and i literally search poly tags for every fandom ffs

[pheoflame]

😩😩😩😩💓

#my adventures with superman #clois #lois lane #superman and lois #lois and clark #clark kent #THEY RE MY LIFE #THEY RE EVERYTHING KSBXIDJ #DAAAMN I JUST WANT THEM MARRIED ALREADY I SWEAR I CANNOT WAIT TILL SEASON 2 OMFG 😩😩 #I JUST WANT 30 EPS FILLED WITH CLOIS DOING STUPID SHIT CUTE SHIT HOT SHIT ITS ALL IM SAYING ALL I WANT

[anonymouscheeses]

I'm gonna be shitting and screaming and starting fights if Sera becomes a villain. I can't take sibling angst, Sera loves Emily I swear guys believe meeee.

#im making a fanfic of two and a half halos and the mc is Emily and it focuses alot on her and sera's dynamic #ill probablg send it here when im done. in 100 years because i havent finished a fic in 20 centuries #hazbin hotel sera #seraphim #hazbin sera #emily hazbin hotel #hazbin emily #hazbin hotel emily #emily seraphim #hazbin hotel #PLEASE DONT MENTION HAND PLACEMENF PLEASE /S #I WAS DRAWINF THIS AT 3 AM AND I KEPT BLACKINF OUT BUT I KNEW ID LOSE MOTIVATION IF I DIDNT FINISH #I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL I WAS DONE SO PLS JST- IDK. JST LOOK AT MY BABIES #i headcanon Sera as trans. for pride month i have the idea of putting every ship and character under their pride flags #sooo sera is gonna be covered with a trans flag and emily... also trans becauze everyone is trans becauze o said so #charlie is ALSO trans because i said so #i came up wit trans sera on my own(idk if it existed be4 but i jst thot of it and got all happy cuz she is so trans idc) but #i freaking love trans emoly and trans charlie so for a bit i felt wrong for hc so many characters as trans #rhen i woke up one day and was loke. yeah idgaf they all trans cuz theres not enoigh #like im not gonna ALAAYS depict them as trans except sera(she is 100% trans to me) i like the other hcs for fun. im so srs for sera i 💜 her #sera just wants to hug her huggable sister sometimes and thats ok! 💜💜 #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #*in stupid egg boy voice* i wish Sera would hold ME in her arms... 😔 #gave them snouts because i cannot deal with the no noses. it genuinely disturbs me. have yall SEEN velvettes side profile omfg 😨 #my babies... i just want them to be happy. why must there be sibling angst... they jst want to do whats right ☹️ #im gonna fight to protect Sera from spme of yall fr fr cuz she do not deserve to be SO hated. JST. JST GET TO KNO HER I SWEAR SHE COOL #like i get it. what she doin is wrong. but if you was in her shoes you know you would do the same dont even lieeee 😨

[harriertail]

if frostpaw being spayed does circle back around to 'rusty if you become a wild cat you get to keep your balls' TPB moment then can frostpaw go be a kittypet or something

#LET HER LIVE IN PEACE OMFG #and the whole 'riverclan cats are always kidnapped by people becoz they are so pretty' lilke. just let her go be a house cat im begging #whos the guy in TPB is it henry? where smudge is like 'he got his dick chopped off and now he doesnt even hunt birds and just sleeps in the #sun all day' PLEASE let that be frostpaw she has suffered so much xxx #asc spoilers #this is a stupid theory that will not happen but let me cope #thunder spoilers

[pup-pee]

i compiled every time tiny kyle changed costumes bc it was driving me insane

#i fell out of my chair while reading #i am not joking when i say I WAS GOING CRAZY #& IDK Y #stupid choppy hair kyle #ALMOST EVERYSINGLE 1 IS DIFFERENT I CHECKED #LIKE ITS NOT EVEN THAT CRAZY THATS THE WORST PT #Y WAS I GOING CRAZY #THIS IS A VRY KYLE THING 2 DO Y WAS I???????? #ughhhhhghhdfg #ok well its time 2 #im so srry kyle nation #kyle rayner #omfg does this mean he was teen lantern 4 a bit? /j #keli im so srry #y am i the most intimidated by kyle fans"??? LAMOA aaaaaughhhhhhhh #kyle literally so lame how bad could his fans b....... #im trying 2 reason w/myself here

[dizzybizz]

(clenching my fist so hard) someone stop me from making a fourth stardew valley farmer (reaching for my puter) someone st-

#someone stop me someone restrain me someone confiscate sdv from me someone help.... #listen i have a thing w viddy games where early game is just. all i ever want..... like i long for early game.. i love starting new shit #just to play for a while and then be like... what if i started a new one tho...... #and i keep thinking up new dynamics and stupid farmers i wanna make and uaghhh..... #stardew valley #someone stop me omfg im still in the middle of playing through tgaa i cant handle this .... #i also started yakuza but i dont want to talk about it ok we dont have to address all of my simultaneous hyperfixations and whatnot ok thx..

[robotpussy]

i wish ppl would just shut up when ppl say they're afraid of something i don't care if you think it's stupid or unnecessary or the thing they're afraid of is already widely disliked by many people you don't understand where ppls trauma is coming from and even if there isn't any trauma causing the fear just shut up and move on

#people do this to me about spiders theyre always like omg it wont do anything to you but thats the fucking thing #that annoys me so much i know it wont do anything to me i know they are important to the environment but im still fucking scared #of spiders they just look scary and i literally freeze up and cry when i see a huge one like i genuinely get scared #i dont care that its smaller than me i dont care that you think theyre cute i dont care that youre tired of ppl hating #spiders. im scared of them because i am you dont neee to give me biology 101 to try and get me to not be scared leave me alone #i feel the same way abt ppl who laugh at ppl for being scared of dogs #'oh? ur scared of the 4 yr old dog is barking at you?' like so what if this is the case? shut up!!!! it doesn't matter that u think its #stupid alot of these fears that ppl think are stupid aren't a open door for u to ne patronising just shut the fuck up #there is a girl i know who has a phobia of crisps/chips and ppl think its stupid and inconvenient #like. who cares if u think its stupid there is a real trauma behind her fear and even if there wasnt literally. calm down and go somewhere #else and eat the crisps like omfg

[schoenht]

whaddafuq who let the links connect to actual google chrome who is the idiot that updated tumblr for that <- procrastinator.

#💜.talks #I AM NOT DEAD. I MADE THIS SO YALL KNOW I AM NOT DEAD #I STILL HAVE PLANS ABT DOING STUFF BUT IM JUST. REALLY GOING THROUGH IT RN #no not mentally its about my show omfg im gonna make a whole post abt that drama #mentally besides that shitshow we're doing great !!! #yeah i promise im not abandoning yall i just need some time bc. yeah. #my homies know. they know. its hell right now. #BUT BY APRIL 21 OR 22 IM GONNA BE FREEEEEEE i should start working on the smau #if i am good enough i can crank out chapters like i used to #BUT YEAH THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT I AM NOT DEAD #i am just chilling (almost started sobbing today bc of this stupid production) #best part is i CAN tell yall

[dykeinthedark]

venting in tags about gender n shit (long as hell) (u can comment and talk 2 me as always :3)

#okay so i got a really masc haircut about a month ago and i know it's just a haircut but holy shit has it changed EVERYTHING for me #like.... i've always leaned masc except 1) before i came out 2) when i was actively in love with someone who i knew liked femmes #and they always described me as a fem. because that's what i showed her. because i wanted to be with her. #but lowkey whenever i'm in a not-impressing-anyone raw-dogging-life-no-crush era i always resort to a very masc style #like masc being my default and i'd only lean fem to impress people whether it's for love or peer pressure in a specific setting #like ''dressing up'' has always been a form of drag to me. like something i HAD to do to fit in or impress my parents (scott favor core) #but ever since this haircut i've realized... i could just BE masc innately like i really don't have to be womanly if i don't want to #which i usually don't. again i have only ever dressed fem for other people. but it's not even being masc that attracts me on its own #it's like. being masc in a distinctly lesbian way. as in whenever i look in the mirror i don't wanna be like a Guy i wanna be a dyke. #like lesbian as a gender identity too sort of thing honestly. okay i've been waffling but basically i sort of want to call myself butch #but i don't know if i like... can?? if i'm allowed to??? #everyone always says it's MORE than just wearing boy clothes and not wearing makeup and having short hair (which i already do all those) #i mean i've always id'd as genderqueer because it literally just means gender weird and i experience gender in a queer way #what's probably the most telling is that my friends (all queer) CALL me a butch lesbian #like every time they do i feel really internally validated. it's not just my clothes but my personality too ig is what people tell me #i have a higher pitched voice relatively speaking but apparently the way i talk is quote ''very clockably into women'' #which?? gender euphoria asf. my best friend specifically he (gay trans guy) always uses butch to describe me very intuitively #people have also noticed that i ''transitioned'' in all aspects except hormonally. like ppl have commented and noticed my masculinzation #but at the same time i always feel rly haunted by my ex relationships because one wanted me to be more masc #(she's the one who came out as straight and would treat me like a man) which i didn't like and i didn't like playing up being fem either #bc now it feels like she (butch) won't believe me if i called myself butch too bc she remembers me being femme #idk i feel like there's her voice in my head all the time that sees everything i do through her eyes (i'm lowkey still in love) #i feel like even though this comes so naturally to me i must be putting on a performance #even though i've actually read stone butch blues and done research into the history and i truly love and id with the culture like i rly do #that im still just a sad imitation of a butch lesbian and can never really be a part of it because i used to enjoy dressing up sometimes #like it's so stupid but can i still be butch if i wore a dress to prom and i think i looked good in it?? #even though i was envious of my friends who wore suits?? that i used to try goth makeup?? that i liked long dresses?? #that i enjoyed stacked necklaces and rings on every finger??? #and tbh ALL OF THAT CAME FROM A CONCIOUS EFFORT TO FEMINIZE MYSELF IN JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGHSCHOOL WHEN I WAS 16 #because omfg it was 2 months before junior prom and i was worried that i was too masc and wanted to get comfortable with being fem

[goddessofwisdom18]

your favorite character being largely disliked by both the stans and the antis is actually so devastating. where am i supposed to go

there are three main opinions about mor in this fandom:

1. she’s fine bc she’s feyre’s bestie but you don’t really care about her personally (probably bc she’s queer because the stan girlies used to LOVE mor when moriel was semi-canon. i remember. i was there)

2. she’s fine but annoying bc she ~lead azriel on~ (main opinion on the acotar subreddit). never mind that if this was true, it would be as a result of a retcon, because again, pre acowar, moriel was going to be canon. sarah made mor sapphic because we were asking for more lgbt characters. (again. i was there.) and besides, i frankly don't think it is true, because azriel is the fucking spymaster with a million chances of knowledge at his fingertips and mor spent 80% of her time at a gay bar so idk how he couldn't have fucking known?

3. or she’s the fucking worst because she was. idk. mean to nesta. you know who else was mean??? and people love that about her because it's a result of trauma, it makes her flawed and relatable? literally nesta T_T this is not anti nesta i just don’t get it.

4. she's the fucking worst because she… supposedly lied about eris? ?? i'm not even going to begin to unpack this. why y'all IMMEDIATELY take the man's side and think what he's saying is bible… i don't fucking know. learn to decenter men in your life my friend. sometimes women ARE telling the truth even if they're basic or pick mes or whatever.

mor’s traumatized as hell and definitely has as much to back up her occasional cattiness as nesta had to back up her literal life long bullying. but few people will give her a feminist reading. few people will analyze how sarah wrote her story or what that means. few people will even give her credit as a real villain. she’s just an annoying pick-me bitch and that’s the end of it.

think about the lack of grace rhysand gives nesta. think about what that might mean for mor, to whom rhys (and his friends) was a sort of savior, because her life in the hewn city was that bad that somehow dealing with rhysand is better. that was who she grew up with; that was what she was taught to see as good because at least it wasn’t keir.

not to mention that her life is shaped around her survival via her desirability to males. ESPECIALLY as a sapphic woman can you imagine what that would do to her psyche?

but no. no fan posts about her. no headcanons. nothing nada. just me and the mor week posts and the occasional obligatory stan reference bc she's part of the main cast.

i understand being annoyed bc of the double standard in canon between her and nesta's heavy drinking, but even then i see posts all the time about "i would love rhys if it weren't for the narrative's worship of him!" and none for mor because she's just a ghost. she's nothing to anybody. despite being A MAIN CHARACTER!

not to mention but like. generally positioning yourself perpetually in opposition to the paradigm rather than just having values whether they're popular or not is not a great way to go about things. i completely understand liking eris regardless of what he's done - i am a tamlin stan despite the fact that he was very well abusive in acomaf - but the fact that there are antis out there who are so convinced mor is lying, or who want sarah to write that storyline, is so digusting to me. women in groups you don't like, political sides you don't like, women you think are annoying - they still deserved to be believed. don't give into respectability politics. come on now.

#im sorry i know this is so stupid #i just like. im so tired. #i've literally loved her since acomaf came out and as much as i was upset about the way sarah handled her coming out i was sooo happy she #was sapphic bc i'm bi and she was already my fave! so like! omfg! #but there is no content out there for her and it drives me insane. i feel so lonely. #morrigan #pro mor #pro morrigan #sjm critical #anti sjm #anti eris #pro inner circle

[dragonartist56]

So

I just finished Frontiers of Pandora for the first time

I uh…

I hope you guys aren’t expecting me to be normal

Because…

I won’t be :’)

Uh

Spoilers in the tags

Also

Also a l o t of screaming

#ALSHKAHAOEBSOKAGAKSIDBSJ #IM FUCKING SOBBING #OMFG #TEYLAN #HES BACK #MY BOY IS BACK #THW FUCKING MUSIC WHEN HE WAS TELLING ME TO LEAVE AND HE WOULD STAL #I WAS DEADASS GOING FUCK NO I WILL DRAG YOUR STUPID SELFLESS ASS OUT HERE BY THE GODDAMN TAIL IF I HAVE TO #TEYLAN SCREAMING AT ANQA WHEN THEY COULDNT REACH ME #AND MY IKRAN #MY BELOVED TEMEK #OH MY GOD #O H M Y F U C K I N G G O D AND THE SYMBOLISM??? #THE FUCKING S Y M B O L I S M #BROTHER #B R O T H A #I CANT #I FUCKING CANT #ME TAKING TEYLAN’S HAND AT THE BEGINNING RIGHT WHEN AHA’RI WAS KILLED #AND THEN TAKING IT AGAIN AFTER WE LEFT MERCER #AAAAAAAAAAAA #A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A #THIS IS GOING TO BE MY PERSONALITY FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS OMFG #avatar: frontiers of pandora #na’vi avatar #dragon speaks #dragon is also FUCKING HYPERFIXATING BECAUSE GOD D A Y U M N

[theshaddowedsnow]

I JUST FUCKING GOT THE FUCKING JOKE OF YURI'S NAME OH MY GOD

#beware the villainess #omfg im so stupid

[marklikely]

sorry ive tried to avoid being a hater for no reason like . hating on stuff just bc i resent its popularity rather than actually genuinely disliking it. i try to avoid doing that now. but can the eras tour please just end already so i never ever have to hear about it again ever.

#its bad enough it keeps popping up on all my social media feeds but now that stupid movie is completely dominating my movie app #so im like can i get tickets to see a movie this week and its like sure but only if you scroll past like 5 taylor swift ads. is that ok #yes the movie isnt out for over a month but we're still going to keep it parked right at the top. in front of the movies that ARE playing r #also when i went to the showtimes screen it just. automatically took me to the showings for oct 13th bc thats when her movie is out #not. showings for this week. which it always used to do by default. no. showings for 10/13 for her movie #like omfg i know its not a big deal but i am so sick of hearing about this tour already #so for it to be adding this many minor nuisances & obstructions to me going to the movies this week is just like. go awayyyyy #like twice as frustrating as it would have already been -_- maybe more. #avpost #me: can i see a different movie please #theaters: see taylor swift? buy the taylor swift popcorn bucket? oops you almost saw showtimes for the movie you wanted #not to worry we replaced those with the showtimes for taylor swift. which you obviously want to see. #we are going to shove this extremely average pop musician down your fucking throat for the entirety of 2023 is that okay. #beyonce is currently also on tour. the highest grossing tour of all time. and i dont hear abt it even a quarter as much as i hear abt eras. #so like. no this is not in correlation to her popularity its too fucking much. please leav me alone.

[alexanderpearce]

as much as i love van diemen's land (2009) i will never ever forgive it for its colour grading. here's some pictures i took on the west coast, look how green it is even in winter!!! look what they did to such a green place!!! sad!

#actually the horror of it is that it is soooo green and verdant and full of life but these stupid white people didnt know how to live off it #and so ate each other. LMFAO #anyway yeah i had to edit the screenshot im using as my banner. bc omfg #shut up ulrike #van diemen's land 2009 #alexander pearce #tasmania

[pup-pee]

dont ask how old this is dont ask dont ask dont

yes they r talking about tim, sr r yyyyyy

transcript;

((i think its called that))

steph, is talking about tim; "this 1 is when i was crawling through his walls & saw him practicing tiktok dances in the mirror!

bernard; lol

yeah ik my comedy knows no bounds

honestly the sketch was cuter so here

#bernard has heterochromia(?) bc of cringetober btw #yes the design is sticking w/me 4 now im plauged w/it #u can tell how old this is bc STEPH GIRLIE Y DO U LOOK LIKE THAT ;;; #i find it stupid how much ive drawn steph but never posted bc i never go past the sketching ohase #my finished sketchbook has her littered in it like shes hidden in the corners of my dick pages ifs stupid #omfg i never posted the stephcass button here either #OMG ;person_standing; im ok well then #steph chinchilla girl im so srry #chinchilla girl <3 #stephanie brown #bernard dowd #dc #puppee art

[roller-rink-pizza-tower-au]

when your brain auto-pilots while scrolling through Tumblr, and listening to your playlist, you realize Unexpectancy is on, and has BEEN ON since phase 1. (Realized during the transition from phase 1 to phase 2 😔)

#Im so fucking stupid omfg 😭🙏 #Jay yaps #Its a real good song