#or a girlfriend

[ur-dad-satan]

Horny Obey Me thoughts...

16+

Can you imagine how blushy the shyer brothers would be when they have to walk around after secretly making out with MC or knowing that MC gave them a hickey and hoping that it isn't visible, so they don't have to face rumors or questions?? I need that.

I wanna play with Diavolo's tits while he moans and whimpers at my touch. I wanna twirl his nipples in my fingers and hear his breath catch in his throat when I start to suck on them. I wanna sit on his-

I bet Barbatos is quiet in bed unless he's about to cum or being overstimulated. I headcannon that Barbatos gets overstimulated really easily and he has a love hate relationship with it. He loves the release he gets from it; his legs shaking, sweat coating his body, the gasping for air while he comes. He only hates it if he's not in control or his mind is too foggy to know what happens next.

I need to make Mam, Levi, Beel, and Dia worship me. The cocky arrogance, the undying loyalty, the slightly innocent muscle, and the hunky prince all bending to my every will? I need that.

I need Luci- and I say this in the nastiest, dirtiest, downright sinful way possible- to baptize me in his come.

There is no way I would survive a train being ran on me by the brothers let alone them and the adult undatables, but fuck it that isn't a good way to go.

I want Luci and Dia to Eiffel tower me so fucking bad. One down my throat, the other... somewhere else, and then make the circuit complete by having them kiss.

I want to make the "tough" and/or "muscly" boys wear little miniskirts and thigh highs so I can fuck the cute out of them. These boys specifically are Luci, Mam, Sat, Beel, Dia, and Barbs.

#i need therapy #or a girlfriend #or a femboy boyfriend #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me smut #obey me brothers #obey me barbatos #obey me beel #obey me diavolo #obey me satan

[soanywayimscreaming]

What I would do to have a boyfriend to hang out with on Halloween

#or a girlfriend #but I’ve been gravitating towards men recently

[rialitysworld]

pride is all fun and games until you realize all your friends are in relationships and have become boring

#personal #i think i need new friends #or a girlfriend #also so many beautiful queer people #my heart is full

[sirthisisa-wendys]

So my tire popped and I’m waiting on my dad to come rescue me

Gotta just

Wait

*sigh*

#haven’t had to change a tire in five years #now my ass is stranded #don’t even have a boyfriend to help me #or a girlfriend #fuck my life

[i-eat-worlds]

me: I’m aroace

also me: *intense desire to hold a woman in my arms in a borderline romantic way*

#worlds babbles #why can’t things be simple #im tired of this crisis give me a break #or a girlfriend

[suikatto]

The way i get obsessed with cute fictional couples is concerning

#like the way i reacted about gia and gavin from boo bitch is not normal #i need a boyfriend #or a girlfriend

[seungbinbin]

girl i want (need) a BOYFRIEND ‼️‼️‼️

#OR A GIRLFRIEND #GIRL I WANNA KISS SOMEBODY #what is my spam for atp

[blackthornv]

god i'm so lonely it physically hurts

or maybe it's the flu, idk

#god pls send me a boyfriend #or a girlfriend #i'm not picky i'm just lonely #and maybe emotionally ill #but also physically ill #this flu it's hitting hard

[redraven3093]

Have you guys ever wondered if the franchise will ever make an incarnation of Leonardo officially gay??

Like just let the boy love already

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #don't mind me #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of tmnt #headcannons #rise leo #leonardo hamato #rottmnt leo #let the kid have a boyfriend #or a girlfriend #idk maybe #let someone pamper the guy

[markerbirthday]

guys how do you meet people on this website how do i make friends

#tumblrina #tumblr users #help #im new to tumblr #please i want friends #or a boyfriend #or a girlfriend #or a neither both or inbetween #wagghhhhh #pls help

[kleepyourfriendsclose]

How do I become a member of the entourage or a roadie?

#or a girlfriend #but I'm trying to be slightly less delusional #GVF #greta van fleet

[mackjlee9]

I feel too sad and lonely to write, but I have to.

#im good~~ #just me wishing i had a boyfriend #or a girlfriend #🤷‍♀️

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

#queerplatonic #alterous attraction #asexual #if you find this and youre her no you didnt #aromantic #queerplatonic relationship #acearo #qpp #qpr #lgbtqia #love #transmasc #alterous yearning #alterous relationship #fuck you mum i love my girlfriend and youll have no part in it #fuck you mum #transgender

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[raiasintended]

hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

#rai breaches containment #girlfriend posting

[ebonybow]

#texts from my girlfriend #re: jimmy solidarity