#or so he says

[carbonateds-oda]

after kuni and dazai have been together long enough kuni eventually starts to relax more around dazai and becomes way more shameless in his humor to the point where it almost rivals dazai’s but it’s only when they’re alone that he’ll joke like that so sometimes dazai will try to talk to other ppl abt sm funny he said and they either don’t believe him or kunikida is scrambling to get him to stfu before he says anything and everyone hears the completely batshit things he and dazai joke abt in private

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #kunikida doppo #kunidazai #kndz #kunizai #kunikidazai #he gets over it eventually and stops giving a shit at least around the ada #dazai’s a terrible influence #or so he says

[abjectapathy]

#i want to get his handwriting tattooed #the handwriting of a drunken child #or so he says #i think its quite beautiful #hozier #francesca #run #like real people do #not mine i just found it on twitter

[wandering-tides]

Or so Hajin says...

And continues to pile up layers of trauma to save/help people

And kill some people (monsters/demons mostly) at the same time but we don't talk about that

#Cale crying in the corner #“where is my slacker life” #or so he says #tcf #the novel’s extra #TNE #tne kim hajin #kim hajin #TNE novel #TNE manhwa #manhwa

[hanni-simp]

Maverick would have a single recording of him catching Ice subconsciously mumbling “ice ice baby” under his breath. It’s the only time he’d ever be able to get Iceman on camera singing, too. BUT the catch is in his haste to video it he didnt realize his thumb was halfway over the camera so you can only see Ice’s hair (Ice has tried and failed on multiple occasions to get Maverick to delete it)

#icemav #pete maverick mitchell #top gun #iceman #he once threatened to ground him when Maverick started showing people #maverick just showed more people #he did not get grounded #he did however get lectured #after that he stopped #or so he says #he begged Ice to let him play it at the wedding #Ice just stared at him like he’s an idiot #which is harsh #but fair #maverick’s got two pasttimes #annoying iceman and doing crazy shit #crazy shit that happens to also annoy iceman who has to save him

[fizzy0bloom]

favorite cigarette mom and her demon child

strong single mom

#fnaf #fnaf au #fnaf:au #chica #fnaf chica #cupcake #fnaf cupcake #my art #random doodles #fnaf bonnie #best step-dad #or so he says

[ctommy-chileno]

I'm a bug boy apologist he saved my turtle from a crumbling building he's a hero

#tommyinnit #or so he says

[windowl]

Talk like a pirate day🐗🏴‍☠️

#Boaroton #no one talks more pirate-y than he #or so he says #pirate day

[archtroop]

Ah, but The Full House Of Wincest - by proxy, though,

since The Powers That Be malfunctioned, namely - Eric Kripke accidentally gave BOTH Dean and Jess the same birth date, in a world where everything paranormal and supernatural is A Thing, thus making Astrology A VALID AND SOLID FORM OF COSMIS LAW, meaning their Astrological maps ARE VERY SIMILAR, and what I'm saying is that essentially, on a basic level of the layout of human behaviour, choices and predisposition - HE MADE DEAN AND JESS THE SAME PERSON

#apart from the year and the actual hour of birth and some other ends and oddities #same zodiac same date COMMON #full house of wincest #... by proxy #jessica moore #dean Winchester #the story of why that date is even funnier #Eric wanted to give a character his wife's birth date as a gift of sorts #and forgot that he already used it once #or so he says #anyway death of the author and all that

[octocat-pentacles]

(???) mage Anciano. Part of a set of oracle card style illustrations.

#d&d #DnD #spiders #part of our curse of strahd group #this guy got some issues #very science. very fun-not-loving. kind of an ass #fun character though! #he isn't really human #or so he says #comes from a magic city in the underdark(?) he doesn't remember the location of and will probably at some point magically poof back there #he's necromancer #nothing romantic about the head on his neck though #although we DID half-joke about him trying to woo one of the castle vampires so he may gain full access to all libraries #he got a deal/pact with an entity that modified his eyes and shadow #lost his shadow in the last session #not sure what that means for the eyes #our barovia tourists

[figtreeandvine]

The cry of the teenage cat:

FOOD! I haven't seen food in...half an HOUR!

#cats #Caz has tragically starved to death #or so he says

[crewfu]

Steve is finally signing with an agency!

i heard!! happy for him! he’s finally doing actual streamer things. only like 2 years late but i guess better late than never

#since steve’s extended break last year #i pretty much treat every stream as if it’s his last #and if he doesn’t stream for a few days i just assume he’s done #but this reassures me a little that he plans to stream for at least a while longer #also he’s going to the streamer awards so keep your eyes open if you watch that stream #or so he says #you might see him on the red carpet before the show or something

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

#icarus speaks #apollo cameo #okay i’m lying a bit #he DID elaborate and say the rope was large in the sense that it was long #not just an overly thick rope #but other than that? nothing. the inner workings of their mind are so beautiful

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me. #he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt. #also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

[drumlincountry]

I was at a Palestinian solidarity gig last night & the one Palestinian artist who was going to perform had COVID so the organisers asked around to see if there were any Palestinians who'd like to say a few words instead.

A local guy who was born & raised in Gaza offered to speak. He started with "I'm an engineer. i'm not a poet or a politician. I don't... do public speaking… I had no idea what to say when I came up here. So i'm just going to tell you about the street I grew up on."

And then he did! He went down the street building by building. He told us about the ice cream shop on the corner, the grocery shop, the charity that supports people with intellectual disabilities. He told us about the people who he knew growing up, the families who still live in the different houses. He told us about the university buildings and about his friends who quit being accountants to start a band together. All on that street.

All of which is gone now, by the way. Bombed to dust.

#Gaza #Palestine #I talked to him a bit afterwards but god what do you say!! #he said he found the gig helpful anyway. Supportive. So that's good. #I'm gonna see if I can find his friends band and share some of their songs #Me Fein

[lilislegacy]

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

#but at least it makes sense why annabeth chase is dating him lol #I AM NOT SAYING PERCY IS A BIG DRINKER #if he even drinks at all #it’s just the frat boy concept #it’s just for the sake of the post #anyway #i love how fast his mood changes #he’s so terrifying #but in a cute way #frat boy percy #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #trials of apollo #chalice of the gods #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo