#or why the divorce happened

[yerimoonlight]

me wanting to start season 2 of firefly lane but not being able to recall what happened in the first season 👁👄👁

#personal #firefly lane #see this is the problem with consuming too much media #and half the time I am just rewatching things anyway!!! #why can’t I remember this is just like with locke & key all over again😭 #maybe they’ll give a recap but for the life of me I can’t remember who died #or why the divorce happened #or how/why she lost her reporter job #did she get fired or was it because she was being s harassed??? #I literally don’t know!! #and I did like the show when I first watched it but I binged watched it when it first came out almost two years ago #I’m gonna go watch ep one #not of season 1 but jumping right back into season 2 bc I don’t have time for that #edit #lol I click on the s2e1 and there is an immediate recap THANK GOD #edit again #that recap is the only thing that saved me bc there are literally 3-4 different timelines occurring #but I love it

[zan-the-second]

I've seen ppl say Ineffable Bureaucracy being canon wasn't in their bingo cards and it's funny because it's in MINE and I NEVER expected I would cross it out AND YET HERE WE FUCKING ARE

You wanna know what WASN'T in my bingo card????

A FUCKING DIVORCE

#ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands #good omens spoilers #why does this keep happening #Why is it always the divorcees #i hate it here /j #good omens #rule of thumb that my ships HAVE to go on a divorce arc AT LEAST once #I am unwell

[paradimeart]

prowl has 0 idea what goes on in protoform development these days

(V.S. = vector sigma)

#my art #transformers animated #tfa #optimus prime tfa #ratchet tfa #prowl tfa #sorry to any1 in the tags seeing this entirely out of context #divorce baby au #technically orbabies but there are no orbs or little guys here #i think a lot about how there could be different views on younger bots born from vs instead of the allspark...even outside of this au #like do older war and pre war bots see them as lesser. or no more than just drones. do the post war bots themselves feel lesser for not #being from the allspark? is there any like way to tell if someone is from the allspark or from vector sigma? its fun for me #i like this kind of thing i have going b/c its like #making normal irl adolescent development happen to alien robots who have no idea what the fuck is going on #sort of. the orb stage is more akin to a fetus than a baby its not a 1:1 but like #the idea of not being born 100% fully functional and mature and complete and being dependent on someone else is so bonkers for them #thats why they put ninjas in charge of all the infants

[nhyhu]

do you dream of the stars

(click for higher quality)

color sketches because i was STRUGGLING with the colors

#good omens #good omens s2 #crowley #good omens fanart #good omens s2 fanart #crowley fanart #aziraphale #aziraphale fanart #ineffable husbands #more like ineffable divorce but yk #aziracrow #ineffable husbands fanart #ive been in an art block for so long WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHEN IM ON SCHOOL BREAKS #:))))) im fine #azicrow fanart #azicrow #? which spelling is it wtf #hopefully the art juice is back that i can get my bazillion events/zines that i signed up for mostly done before school LMAO #< -- literally not going to happen because of a dozen essays that needs to be done rn #my art #i forgot to tag this again :(

[beanghostprincess]

Shuggy is dating and Shanks wants to introduce his boyfriend to his godson and he has Luffy hyped up to meet Buggy but the moment Luffy sees Buggy he is kinda disappointed.

Buggy is super uncomfortable that that the boy doesn’t like him but Shanks tries to negotiate.

Shanks: Hey, Luffy. What’s wrong? Don’t you remember all the cool stuff I told you about him?

Luffy: I thought he would be Buggy!

Buggy: ??? I am?

Luffy: He has nothing to do with bugs!

Shanks: Buggy is his name!

Luffy:

Luffy: No bugs?

Of course he will adore Buggy soon after, but he was expecting something bug-like first.

HELP EJKBSWJEKBFEWJKB okay, yes, this would definitely happen. But I think they'd end up getting along and Luffy would forget about this issue in like, seconds, because Shanks just suddenly "cuts" Buggy's arm and the clown is like "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING NOW???" and Shanks is just smiling and pointing at Luffy because,,, The kid is SO excited and thrilled to see his power and he goes "WOW THAT'S AWESOME DO IT AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN" and now Buggy has Luffy's love forever and ever.

#i just think tiny luffy would've loved buggy #we were robbed why did the divorce happen before this could happen noooo #one piece #monkey d. luffy #red haired shanks #buggy the clown #shuggy

[snowshinobi]

hear me out: divorce ceremonies. divorce cake and divorce outfits. toasts to the uncouple spoken by the Worst Man and Maid of Dishonor (gender neutral). separate piles of gifts for the freshly parted, stuff like nice sheets and Target giftcards and cookbooks. marriage gets to have all this ritual attached to it and by god divorce deserves some of that action

#this would only work for people who are actually planning to be friends or at least neutral following their separation #but like cmon how fuckin funny and cathartic would this be. i would go to a divorce ceremony. fuck i would throw one #something something humor is what gets you through the dark times #something something humor is the reason why court jesters could speak truth to power #why get torn up about your ex when you can throw one last good time party with them where y'all get the closure you need #surrounded by loved ones who support you on your parting of ways #like isn't that sorta beautiful? and awkward as all hell #im not kidding i really think this could be cool. but yeah both members of the uncouple would have to be down with it #if you get it you get it. if you dont then its fine just get divorced the normal way with minimal fanfare (ideally) #divorce #snowswords #i am once again divorceposting #it will happen again

[bestjeanistmonster]

In dc au there isn’t this one big, climactic, movie moment of sonic and shadow getting together.

when, where and how it happened is a complete mystery, it just happened one day and even then their entire situation is so confusing for people to understand cuz they’re so Like That, that no one even knows they’re dating anyway

Like they’re rivals but they’re also allies on occasion, they’ve tried to kill each other more than once, Sonic keeps stuff at his apartment, Shadow gave Sonic a potted plant for his birthday, Sonic dangled Shadow of a building and left him for Batman after a heist, Shadow thinks clowns are stupid yet lets Sonic hang around, etc.

They’re not what you’d typically expect from a romantic relationship, not even close, so no one really gets what’s going on there but their honestly too scared to ask

But Silver knows. He’s the only one who recognised what was going on with them as soon as he first saw them interact in the present.

He hates it. He hates so much

#ppl only find out they dated when they get divorced the second time btw #silver being the only one who knows is so silly to me #ironically though he realised that sonadow was happening right off the bat he’s completely oblivious to any other romantic relationships #silver does not realise the blazamy ‘will they won’t they’ is going on cuz his only example of romance he’s ever had are #his weird plant dad in the past and his pychopath clown bf so he just doesn’t get the typical social cues of a normal relationship #‘why aren’t they trying to throw cars at each other????’ #when amy and blaze kiss silver is the only one that is completely gobsmacked by this cuz ‘when the heck did this happen??!!!!’ #meanwhile when everyone’s shocked at sonadow he’s just like ‘you guys didn’t know? but it was so obvious’ #sonic #sth #sonic au #sonic fandom #sonadow harlivy au #jeanist thinks

[theloveinc]

Unlike divorced!Kirishima (who told you he wanted to try taking a break before making anything official), I think Deku doesn’t mention anything at all before he tries to remove himself from your life.

Goes straight from simply acting busy and being distant to suddenly, fully ignoring you at home and over the phone; I don’t even think he tries to serve you divorce papers before he moves out entirely, so desperate to… what? You don’t know and probably never will.

(That is, until he returns after years of silence with tears in his eyes asking for you to take him back.)

#deku #tries to wedge himself back into your life like nothing happened and refuses to say what he was doing while separated or why he needed to #I’m imagining he wanted to keep you safe not realizing he traumatized you instead #or maybe went undercover if he wouldn’t even explain to kacchan or Shoto #who refuse to write him off entirely but loathe the person who he’s become #but also I think … in more angsty kiri-esque fashion.. maybe he thought not being wrapped around your finger would make him stronger ? #(I think he lasts a lot longer than Kiri. Kiri barely stays away the full summer season before he’s regretting even suggesting divorce) #but I think deku lasts anywhere from 2-5 years #before you find him as a big lump in your bed again and try to scratch his eyes out #it’s rough #and do you have kids? #would I be evil if I say yes ? #what if he leaves u with a little one #a tot… who remembers him…….. #although that’s acting like his father which I don’t think he would #but .. maybe I can see it #not sure #divorced deku #shii posts #gen

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

I had another realization today and I'm not okay

#I'm homophobic as of now #my brain is rotting #i cant fucking believe this #who allowed this #why am i only now realizing this #my life has been agony #my 15 year old self's ship vs my ship now #this is why we cant have nice things #cherik #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens spoilers #gomens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #gomens 2 #These are opposites and yet the same and I'll never shut up about it #None of these scenes are happening for the same reason and yet #the parallel is inescapable #beach divorce #the kiss #do you see my vision

[housewilson]

you'd think she was talking about his husband with how unwarrantedly she dropped that mid-conversation

#housemdedit #houseedit #hilsonedit #house md #gregory house #allison cameron #her brain was like 'how does wilson put up with this 24/7' #which necessitates for them to be together 24/7 #(and thats why wilson's wives keep filling up divorces) #a more patient person than me would use the last 2 lines to make an entire gifset of wilson reacting in these situations #and that more patient person should definitely get to work and tag me in their post #if that doesn't happen though i'll attempt to keep an eye out for scenes and make that gifset myself in... however long that takes #western tv #*new

[newkatzkafe2023]

Wukong Verse incorrect quotes # 20!!!!!! THE GENDERBEND SPECIAL 🥳 My Circus My MONKEY QUEENS👸👰‍♀️🐒

(M/N) was Folding laundry when the news came on

(Reporter) Breaking News a group of Unusual and poorly dressed Females have been reeking havoc and causing mass destruction in-📰

(M/N)(Nervous) Don't say New York, Don't say New York, Don't say New York 😰😰😰

(Reporter) New Jersey Authorities have yet to discover the identities of the Perpetrators-

(Male Y/N)( Relieved) phew not my Circus not my monkey Wives😅

Then the Monkey Queens appears On the camera footage 🎥 🎞

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) I hate to alarm anybody but There's an 80% chance that this bomb will explode 😥

(Nezha Reborn Sunny Wukong) Considering everything that happened this weekend this is pretty minor to me🤭

(MQ Reborn Sunny Wukong) Just 80% pathetic👿

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) I'm more worried about the monster trucks we Crashed😱

(HIB Sunny Wukong) the monster trucks we the sung in the boston harbor or the monster trucks we Crashed in maine???🤨🤨🤨

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) Yes 😯

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) wait I don't remember Crashing a Monster Truck🤔

(HIB Sunny Wukong) of course you don't you were to busy trying to put out the fire you and MQ Reborn Wukong caused😑

(Lmk Wukong) Oh yeah I Forgot😲

(MQ Reborn Sunny Wukong) Really I expect this Elderly memory from Nezha Wukong but you?

(Nezha Reborn Sunny Wukong) The hell you mean Elderly Memory?!?!

(Lmk Wukong) Ladies what about the bomb?!?!?💣😨

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) Oh yeah I took Care of it😄😄😄

(The Wukongs) What???🤨🤨🤨🤨

Then suddenly an abandoned building exploded💥💥💥

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) See???😁👍

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) Oh man (M/N) is gonna have a serious Cow!!!!🤯😱

(HIB Sunny Wukong) Everybody scattered they can't get us all at once!!!😬😬😬

The Monkey Queens ran in different directions as the Camara went off 🎥

(M/N)(Crying in a Fetal position) My Circus 🎪 My monkeys 🐒 My Circus 🎪 My Monkeys 🐒

Feel Free to Reblog😇👍

#monkey king netflix #monkey king reborn #monkey king x reader #incorrect quotes #nezha reborn #lmk sun wukong #why are they like this? #why do they do this?😫 #why do i even bother🤦‍♀️ #why does this keep happening #Is Divorce even an option #X husband reader #genderbent #rule 63 #breaking news #male y/n

[bumblingbabooshka]

Romulans, yes or no? 👉👈

Romulans...YES!

Urasa:

Urasa was abandoned by his father as part of some double-cross/life lesson about being weak. He met a Klingon boy named Adokthosh and saw that he was weak and cowardly compared to the others around him. Urasa ran away from the care of his Romulan bretheren and the two of them began working together to get to the top of the Klingon empire through lying, cheating, bribing, and stealing. I'm sure that'll all go well for them! I'm also sure there won't be any complicated romantic feelings. Bartovka:

She & Asil (Tuvok's daughter) have a longrunning evil-doer vs gallant hero thing going on. Thankfully Bartovka is usually easily foiled because she loves expositing about her devious plans and also is so full of herself that she makes it kinda easy to defeat her.

She figured out she was trans because of Asil. The two of them get in a lot of …. situations. Together.

She has two kids and a wife that she's trying to avoid at all costs because she's pretty sure they'll try to kill her if they find her. Or worse, she'll have to pay child support.

#Bartovka is not technically divorced because she just ran away from her wife and kids but for all intents and purposes she is divorced #she is reblogging boomer 'hate my wife' memes #Asil: -tied up and covered in some sort of oil-........why the oil? #Bartovka: So you'll never be able to use your Vulcan speed to escape. Cur! #Asil: Why are /you/ covered in oil? #Bartovka: You would /love/ to know that wouldn't you? Unfortunately it's beyond your puny understanding...<3 #Asil inherited 'villain of the week is clearly into you sexually' from her father #but Bartovka is there every week bright & early #Urasa was abandoned by his father then taken in by other Romulans who he then (after happening to meet Adok) stole & ran away from #to join Adok's house as a servant...though that's just a ploy. He & Adok are co-conspirators! And also in love with each other but they #can't be together...no...the plan comes first. Adok's going to make it to the top - as long as he listens to everything Urasa says.... #beas ocs #star trek ocs #romulans #Urasa #Bartovka #Q&A #mycatismrchekov #thanks for the ask~!

[moeblob]

There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.

She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"

Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.

#my characters #also i just think it would be so funny to have him walk into the bar when karen and the boys are all there #and she sees him and is like OH MY GOD ITS MY GUY AND HE HAS A WOMAN WITH HIM I have to go congratulate him #and she jumps out of the booth to go say hi to him and the rest of her group is staring with wide eyes because whomst #and then her shoulders drop and the guy looks nervous and then karen is just gesturing to her group #and she walks him over and is like hey this is my guy and his cousin i hate my life #and then introduces rick to her friends/coworkers in the worst way ever like.... so lackluster #thats right and hes gay and pining and possibly dating #thats brent and hes pining and possibly dating #thats chris and he might have a divorce on his track record (HEY!) but we still love him #and thats paul the disaster bisexual currently pining #she sighs then points to the bar and goes AND I GUESS ILL INCLUDE the pining hot bartender in the introductions #everyone meet rick and his cousin and rick is like oh ! paul! hes your best friend! #cause he KNOWS that name from their ONE DATE that they both pretend didn't happen #and paul is just sunshine and flowers and beaming like oh ?? OH ??? KAREN? BESTIE? MY BEST FRIEND? #and she blushes and glares at rick because DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FACE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLIMENTS YOU JERK look what you did to him #and rick is v sorry and feels bad about it cause hes really just some random polite guy and thats why it would never work #hes too nice for karen and she CRAVES the teasing THE BANTER THE LANGUAGE and no hes just nice bye #so he leaves with his cousin to get some drinks and walks back over after hes done #and stares at paul as he says wow the bartender really is pining like you said in response to karen and paul wants to melt into his seat #therefore karen will forgive her guy for telling paul he was her best friend (its true tho) bc he made paul embarrassed #and he smiles at her and says bye and she just nods and is like yup talk to you next time we match #and its never romantic its always platonic #they are always going to match but its NEVER going to go beyond friends #though they do become friends and hang out eventually! #yes you can tell i thought about this A LOT on the drive #oops i fell in love

[wikiangela]

inspiration saturday

decided to make a lil moodboard for the ryan/taylor fic I posted a snippet of yesterday - not really sure where exactly im going with it, but this is more or less the vibes haha - reuniting, sort of getting back together, long distance relationship, plus a bit of family vibes haha

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#istg i'll be back to buddie tomorrow haha (actually made some progress on my buddie fics haha) #inspiration saturday #ryan x taylor #fic snippet #wikiangela writes #my writing #my wips #ryan atwood #taylor townsend #the oc #the oc fic #fic moodboard #moodboard #just made this last night when i was procrastinating going to sleep at 3am so why not share haha #also obvi had to include the gif of the lil nose boop bc it gets me every single time #it was right after their first kiss and the kiss itself was amazing - he ran in grabbed her and kissed her and it was 🥵😍 #and the kiss was to convince someone they're together so she could get a divorce! #istg this is the second best ship that's ever happened to me I'm so obsessed with them 😂 #but anyway who tf cares lol #back to buddie tomorrow!!

[bringthekaos]

What a wonderful experience for Jayce to finally find someone who allowed him to explore himself. I'd like to headcanon that his obsession with an impossible future combined with a little extra sheltering from his mom (an expected result of almost losing your child) led him to face his formative years in relative loneliness. Sure, he had schoolmates and acquisitanses, and the Kiramann were pleasant enough, but he was missing that friends who he could talk freely about his interests, someone who "gets you".

What a wonderful experience for Viktor to find family again, and up in Piltover. To have someone you can let your guard down, someone you can call home again amidst a city that is designed to make you feel like an outsider

Mmmmmm yes good food. Despite Jayce being a charismatic and good looking guy, I think it’s pretty obvious that he didn’t really have many friends. And this is probably for several reasons, one being that he was likely a little reclusive in order to keep his obsession with and study of magic a secret; he only told people he trusted absolutely (so just Caitlyn). Which is why I think he was so easy to manipulate once he became Piltover’s Golden Boy—he was just happy to have a little attention, a little respect, and didn’t know how to spot when someone was taking advantage of him. But I think it’s also what made his bond with Viktor all the more powerful. Viktor didn’t see a naïve genius ripe for the picking, he simply saw genius. And what’s more, he saw misunderstood genius, looked-down-on and brushed-aside genius, which he was intimately familiar with, because he was too.

And while we don’t know if Viktor’s family is still alive in Arcane… I highly doubt it. I think we would have heard him speak about them, especially when Hextech started veering away from helping people. I think during the “there are people who need our help now” argument would have been the perfect time, even if only to guilt Jayce into action with a personal touch—“my family needs help now!” So if they are gone… I imagine his was a fairly lonely life before he met Jayce. Pretty much everyone brushes him off (“I was an outsider the moment I stepped foot in Piltover.”) His only “friend” (really just person/creature that treats him with any amount of decency) being his fucking employer??? Can you imagine your only friend being your fucking boss?

So finding someone who saw him for who he is and not where he’s from, who considered him an equal, a partner within hours of knowing him??? Someone who actually tried to protect him, keep him from going down with the already sinking ship (“no, no, no. You heard the council. If we’re wrong…”), even though Viktor was offering to help him. I think Jayce was a breath of fresh air, for Viktor—he kept expecting this young man to be selfish, to take advantage. But he never did. His dream was genuine, and so was he. So it felt natural, letting him in. He felt like he already knew him.

#and then nothing went wrong ever and they lived happily ever after #I’m manifesting for S2 #the divorce doesn’t happen and they get married #arcane #arcane Jayce #jayce talis #arcane viktor #Viktor arcane #this answer can be read as platonic #but I don’t know why you would #asks #ace answers

[frozenhi-chews]

I love watching wedding disaster videos, cuz it tells me what husband to NOT have.

I am just saying, if you try to shove my face in the wedding cake, I am getting an annulment the next day. I don't care how long we've been dating, it just tells me that ya don't care bout me as a person.

This should go with anyone. It's astounding just to see how many newly wedded husbands show their true colors at the wedding!

Like dude!! Marriage is just ONE of the steps to a relationship. People can still divorce you

#i love watching people give me good examples of what not to do #especially relationship examples #i can definitely see why theres so many divorces when the husband shoves their wife's face in the cake #its just a sign of what will happen in the future #often humiliating her as well. just. eesh-! #the cake doth speak #im watching funkyfrogbait videos and having a blast. dont mind me