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trixcuomo · 18 days

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If you needed to go wth!! today, well here it is!

*throws spoons*

#reblog to throw spoons #or yell about lisa #Youtube

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katrinasis · 4 months

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idk something about the fact that lisa trusted tiffany enough to give her the key to her apartment. something about the fact that tiffany summoned alu and trapped lisa in her room so that she couldn't be used as a vessel. like if tiff was just jealous about the vessel thing the easier solution would have been to just kill lisa. but she didn't!!!! tiffany did the one thing that would ensure lisa's survival and keep her away from the cult. idk man i just really think they should have killed gary and ran away together

anyway lisatiffany save me. save me lisatiffany. save me

#i keep thinking about them. they could have been happy guys...#save me toxic yuri. save me.#faith the unholy trinity #lisa pearson #tiffany robinson #yells at cloud

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watatsumiis · 1 year

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Bitey reader series - part 2

Yeah. A continuation to this series. Oops.

Content: gender neutral reader (heavily implied to be neurodivergent in some way), biting (gentle affectionate biting, not in a kinky way, just as a nontraditional expression of platonic affection), some flirting in Kaeya's section, implications of some of the mentioned characters also being neurodivergent.

Characters: Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Lisa, Pantalone, Pierro

Gorou, after a few moments of initial confusion, goes full puppy mode. The pupils dilate and he perks right up and will lean right in to get you back. He LOVES nontraditional displays of affection. His tail starts wagging and he jumps up and down. You've just started something that you may not ever be able to stop.

Itto laughs at first, like full hearty chest laugh as he struggles to wrap his head around what the heck you think you're doing. He finds it really cute and endearing and will probably give you some kind of relevant nickname relating to it - he also probably tries to bait you into biting him every now and then - if anyone understands non-traditional displays of affection, it's Arataki 'kisses his homies goodnight' Itto.

Kaeya immediately takes it as some kind of flirty act. He raises his eyebrows in that suggestive way and purrs out something about how you should've at least bought him dinner first. He'll shrug it off as a one-time thing, but will subtly do things to encourage you to do it again, just so he can tease you about it once more, because he thinks your expressions are cute, and the fact that you do it at all is fascinating to him.

Lisa takes a moment to process what just happened, but very quickly gets over it. Razor and Klee are definitely well-known affectionate biters, and being their tutor she tends to receive a pretty decent amount of said biting. She'll chuckle and say something mildly teasing or offer you a snack, but a little later she may try to politely bring up the idea of a chewy piece of jewelry or something along those lines. Despite her endearment towards it, she does not particularly enjoy being used as a chew toy.

Pantalone will scold you. No hesitation, no processing time, just him sharply drawing away and hissing out an almost scathing "you stop that right now!" he's a huge germophobe and will probably end up swapping out the clothing or glove you bit. It's nothing personal, he's just extremely finicky about personal hygiene.

Pierro is completely and utterly stumped. He has no idea what you just did, or why you did it. He borders on annoyed and will question you about it - if you can't provide an answer, he just storms off in a huff (though in reality, he's going to go consult his 'sources' about what kind of modern trend biting people is).

Please don't repost, steal, copy or otherwise plagarise my writing! This includes posting translations to other sites.

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basofy · 5 months

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jack's own issues with his age in game mixed with the fact that we as players don't know what his actual age is makes things certainly agonizing

all those talks in the fandom about him being this or that because of his height or because of how he acts and all that stuff is what i imagine it's like in between the other companions they all theorize shit and nobody reaches a conclusion lol also given the fact that the weather and the day and night cycle in lisa is fucked up and that he's an orphan it's possible he doesn't even know his own age, much like we cannot know either

#this dude seriosuly he fills my head with thoughts #lisa ramblings #jack lisa #lisa rpg #i havent had breakfast #jack bein all like i dont know what things are for me or what im supposed to be doing!! WELL SHIT I DONT KNOW EITHER!!!!!! IM GONNA YELL #all we need to know is that hes naive and shid but theres some small differences in regards to different ages because kids grow up faster #so there are bigger changes #and the only reason this is important is for jack meta and nothing else i think about him a lot #THIS POST MAKES NO SENSE

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maugus · 1 year

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Plops this down since everyone's showing theirs off. Keep in mind it really depends on the portrayal / admin I'm writing with , so even if your muse is lower on here there's like a 99.9999% chance all you have to do is hit me with the 'hey let's ship' dm and I'll be like OKAY -

#ϟ ▌╏ OOC.#((This has been at the bottom of Minette's google doc since like week 2 of her blog))#((but some people may not have seen it? so here-))#((but yeah if u wanna ship just say so im usually always down))#((and will come yell at you about them holding hands))#((ALSO *gently scoots lisa and bedo up to the first tier* BDVFNVF))#((Made this FOREVER ago (read two months) so things have shifted just a bit))

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babylonbirdmeat · 1 year

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I love that Way and Octave's main form of bonding is basically "I miss my ex-wife but my aim is getting better"

#Sometimes you hear them yelling about Lisa and Shiv I imagine it's very therapeutic for them #hare.pdf

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lupicalled · 2 years

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razor has no shame if he wants to strip and jump in a lake to catch fish with his teeth he is going to do that regardless of who’s around.

#( headcanon . )#lisa yelled at him once #something about dignity and #not in front of ladies #but tbh yolo #he'll just warn you first

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jackinalex · 8 months

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I’m very sorry that I’m making this a regular post instead of an ask, but I’m not comfortable with posting names or anything, sorry. But to answer your question, if it was years ago, I think I might know who you’re referring to. 🤭 I also remember that there was a huuuuuge East coast crew in like 2015-2016 who were the talk of @ban-lisex for a while and it was wiiiiild. That kept me entertained for months. But yeah, idk where the fan elitism comes from, but Jesus Louise, if you’re going with your mom to shows, what could possibly make you any better than everybody else? Not that there’s anything wrong with it; I’d love to take my mom, but she’s got such bad knees that she’d never make it through one. I’m just saying like you’re not cooler than anybody else.

#there was a lot of wild shit that went on during that time #like the STD2 release party???#I can’t find a single post about it anymore but #but supposedly Lisa and her friends were drunk af yelling over the documentary and saying Lisa fucks Alex at the top of their lungs #I would have lost my fucking mind #like I actually think I would have fully snapped and committed a crime of some sort #most likely vandalism but who knows #wow I am on the tangent train tonight #🎶toxic tangent train🎶#sorry #kalina answers #techniCALLY #fhc

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moirainessuspenders · 2 years

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a genshin blorbo idk there's like 50 of them

I remembered

this started out perfectly lighthearted but then I decided to look for lore and now I am (tentatively) Suffering

(the word of god that hurt me)

if this is still true, and I suspect the general consequence probably is given design choices, I am sad!! I'm an enemy of whichever god(s) can be held responsible fight me motherfucker(s)

come back to the plot Lisa we have Things to Discuss! like I want her to live in peace and have all the afternoon caffeine naps she wants but also I want to drag this Retired Big Deal back into the spotlight for the Akademiya plotline, I want her to be involved in and benefit from uncovering more Celestia lore, I want to seek Forbidden Knowledge with her (not an innuendo) and find out what she was supposed to Do with the vision to shape the world and!!

wouldn't it be funny if it was just eradicating pumpkins. I'd be furious but a plant's extinction is admittedly a major change to the ecosystem

more romance, more friends in the sense that I want to see more of her existing relationships etc etc. I know I'm not getting one but I want a hangout event! and more realistically, more stuff in the vein of Weinlesefest (can she have an island next summer would that make sense)

anyway I love her, she's not lazy she's energy efficient!! and she can electrocute a bar creep once in a while, as a treat

#suddenly I think you might've actually told me this lisa lore on sumeru launch night and I conveniently wiped it from my brain #in favour of new area excitement and yelling about purple roses #genshin time travel crack fic where lisa's power is granted at great cost to her to prevent a future pumpkin-related apocalypse #idk if the drunk guy she electrocuted was a creep or not but she has my personal permission to electrocute creepy dudes at will #lisa minci #genshin #aks me a question

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irenedubrovna · 3 months

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Lisa yelling about how men don’t actually want interesting partners because they threaten the male ego. Lisa going off about how men can’t stand “not being the interesting one”. Yeah.

#lisa frankenstein #and she was correct #everyone stop calling this the Cole sprouts movie. it’s the Kathryn newton diablo Cody movie

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marvelfanfn2187a113 · 12 days

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A Father’s Love?

Sam Winchester & daughter!reader, Dean Winchester & niece!reader

Requested by Anonymous

Synopsis: You (9-10) are left alone with your dad, who currently is missing his soul, and it doesn’t go well

Update: part 2 is here

“Uncle De, please don’t go.” Your voice was low as you tried to keep your dad—who was in the bathroom—from hearing. “I-I don’t wanna be alone with him.”

Dean felt awful for leaving you like this, but he had no choice. You hadn’t been comfortable with Sam since the moment you’d found out he was back—the same time Dean did. You’d been living with Dean, Lisa, and Ben, and when Sam revealed that he’d been back all along, you instantly didn’t trust him. Dean had been angry, sure, but somehow he just hadn’t seen what you had—that your dad wasn’t really himself.

Of course, eventually the three of you—including Sam, who hadn’t been sure what was wrong with him—discovered the truth: he was soulless. As soon as Dean find out, he felt horrible for not understanding your hesitance before. Now that he knew, he tried to avoid leaving you alone with Sam whenever possible, especially since he didn’t really trust Sam without a soul.

But sometimes it was unavoidable.

“Kiddo, you know I don’t have a choice,” Dean said.

“I don’t like it here with him,” you insisted, refusing to let go of Dean’s sleeve. “He-he’s like daddy’s evil twin or something.”

Dean swallowed. “Sweetheart, he’s not evil, ok? He’s just a little weird right now.”

“Daddy’s weird,” you argued. “This guy is bad.”

Dean ran a hand over his face.

“Baby, please. You know I have to go. He’s gonna be good, I promise, and soon enough he’s gonna be back to regular-old dad, I swear.”

Dean left without another word, and the silence that hung in the motel room was deafening.

“Dean left?” Sam asked as he exited the bathroom. You ignored his question—he didn’t actually care, after all—and you went to sit on your bed. You could feel Sam’s eyes on you as you went. The motel stayed the worst kind of silence as you pretended to read while Sam just stared at you.

“What do you want?” You demanded finally, dropping the book. Your voice was nowhere near as firm as you wanted it to be.

“You hate me.” It wasn’t a question.

“You hated me first.” Unlike Sam, you couldn’t look at him while you accused him. Even without looking at the shell that used to be your dad, you could feel tears pricking at the back of your eyes as you waited for him to speak.

“I don’t hate you,” he huffed. “I mean, I don’t particularly care about you, but I don’t hate you.”

Somehow, apathy was even worse.

“Just leave me alone,” you mumbled. You shouldn’t have been surprised when Sam shrugged and obeyed. You felt your eyes drifting to him as he pulled a beer from the fridge and took it to his bed. His eyes caught yours and he frowned.

“What? You said leave you alone.”

“Dad wouldn’t have listened,” you mumbled, but Sam heard you anyway.

“Well, I’m not your dad,” Sam shrugged. “I’m not Sam, not anymore.”

“Ok.” You turned to face away from him. “Now I mean it. Leave me be.”

But Sam was suddenly intrigued, and he ignored your request.

“You and Dean wanted me to stop pretending to be him. This is just me not pretending.”

“Doesn’t mean I have to like you,” you said, your eyes downcast.

“Exactly, and I don’t like you either. I mean, you’re kind of a brat.”

“I told you to leave me alone,” you said, finally looking up.

“You beg Dean to keep you with him all the time like I’m gonna hurt you or something, it’s pathetic.” Sam seemed to be getting a real kick out of finally saying all that he’d been thinking over the past few weeks.

“I said leave me alone!” You yelled at him, but he didn’t listen.

“I mean, I remember caring about you when I was that other guy, I just…I just can’t remember why.”

“Go away! Leave me be!” You were on your feet now, shoving and pushing at Sam, but the giant man didn’t even flinch.

“I mean your just a little pest!”

“Stop it! Just go away!”

Crying, overwhelmed, and so unbelievably hurt, you started to slap at the guy who used to be your dad, smacking his neck, his face, whatever you could reach. Suddenly, Sam wasn’t having so much fun anymore.

“Hey!” Though your slaps had little effect on him, one harsh blow from Sam had you flat on your back, dazed and breathing hard. You could still feel the impact of his palm against your cheek, and you couldn’t scramble away from him fast enough.

“If you’re gonna give it out, you should be prepared to take it,” Sam muttered gruffly.

You were on your feet in an instant, and you were out the door before you’d even made the decision to leave.

“Hey!” You could hear your dad—no, not your dad—following after you, and you barely made it five steps out of the room before his arms were around you and dragging you back in.

“Stop it!” You were crying now, and you couldn’t remember when you’d started. “Let me go!”

“If I lose you, Dean’s never gonna help me,” Sam grunted, shoving you back into the room and closing the door behind him. “So how about we all just calm down here.” It wasn’t a request; it was a command. “You don’t hit me, I won’t hit you.”

That would’ve sounded reasonable enough, if not for one thing—your desperate smacks to his skin had done nothing to him, they hadn’t even hurt, but you could already feel the side of your face swelling where he’d hit you. But you didn’t argue with Sam. You didn’t even speak. You just sat on your bed and turned your back on him, pulling your legs up to your chest and burying your face in your knees so you could cry in peace.

Sam left you alone for several minutes, but his sudden hand on your shoulder had you flinching back violently and scrambling away from him.

“Would you calm down?” Sam huffed as he let go. He was holding out a frozen bag of peas. “Put this on it.”

You took it hesitantly and slowly pressed the cold bag to your face.

“Look…” Sam’s hand was back on your shoulder, only now his giant fingers were right at the junction between your neck and your shoulder, and they were squeezing way too hard. “Dean would kill me if he figured out what happened, ok? And he certainly wouldn’t be helping me anymore. So maybe…maybe you just tell him you fell in the shower or something, ok?” He said it like a question, but the grip on your shoulder and the ice in his eyes told the truth; he expected you to lie to Uncle Dean, and you didn’t know what he’d do if you didn’t.

“Ok,” you whispered, and his hand was gone in an instant.

“Ok,” he said firmly.

Then he turned his back on you and left you alone to cry.

…

The swelling was down by the time Dean returned, but you’d looked in the mirror long enough to see a black and purple bruise forming along almost one whole side of your face.

You resisted the urge to run to your uncle the moment he stepped in the door—if you acted scared, he would figure it out, and Sam would be mad. Instead, you stayed where you were with your head down, your hair covering most of the bruise.

“Hey,” Dean greeted. “You guys ok?”

“We’re fine,” Sam said simply. You’d been hoping that he would lie for you, so you didn’t have to, but he seemed content to leave things quiet.

“You sure?” Dean was watching you now, noticing your uncharacteristic silence.

“I’m ok,” your voice was hoarse from crying, and Dean wasn’t fooled.

“What’s wrong?” Dean was in front of you in an instant, brushing your hair behind your ears. His hand recoiled when he saw the bruise. “What happened?”

“I—“ you looked up to face Dean, and your voice caught in your throat when you saw Sam staring daggers at you from behind your uncle’s shoulder. “I f-fell.”

“Fell?” Dean frowned.

You nodded. “In-in the shower.”

“Sam.” Dean’s voice was dangerously quiet. “Out. Now.”

“Me?” When had Sam become such a good actor? He looked as innocent as ever. “What did I do?”

Despite his acting, Dean wasn’t buying it for a minute.

“Get out! I need to talk to her alone.”

The moment Sam was out the door, Dean was tilting your chin up with a feather-light hand at your chin.

“He hit you, didn’t he.” Dean wasn’t asking.

“I fell,” you lied, the tears in your eyes giving you away.

“Don’t lie for him,” Dean pleaded. “Don’t do that.”

“Don’t kick him out,” you pleaded. “We-we have to help him get his soul back. This isn’t him, Uncle Dean.”

“I know it’s not,” Dean sighed. “But I need you to be safe.”

“I’ll be safe when my dad is back.”

…

“You stay away from her.” Dean didn’t give Sam a chance to speak when he let him back into the room.

“Fine.” Sam was done lying—it hadn’t done any good.

“And if you ever touch her again, you’re gone, understand?”

Sam didn’t look happy, but he couldn’t argue.

“I understand.”

…

You slept in Dean’s bed that night—you hadn’t shared a bed with your father since he came back soulless—and Sam went out to do whatever it was that he did while you guys slept. Apparently being soulless meant you didn’t sleep.

“Are you ok?” Dean asked. “And don’t lie to me.”

“It doesn’t hurt so bad anymore,” you mumbled. “I just…I just miss him.”

Dens pulled you into his arms as you started to cry.

“I know, sweetheart. I miss him too. We’re gonna get him back, ok? I promise.”

“Ok Uncle Dean.”

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