#outran

[moonlightdancer26]

Snape haters: How do people even like Snape?

Also Snape:

“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.”

*****

“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”

*****

“I was just showing Harry my grindylow,” said Lupin pleasantly, pointing at the tank.

“Fascinating,” said Snape, without looking at it.

*****

As Harry raised himself into a sitting position, his head still swimming from its last contact with the ground, he saw Snape running as hard as he could, the enormous beast [Buckbeak] flapping behind him and screeching as Harry had never heard him screech —

. . . Snape had managed to Disapparate just beyond the school’s boundaries.

*****

Snape gave her [Umbridge] an ironic bow and turned to leave.

*****

“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter — or at least, most minds are.” He smirked.

*****

“Potter, when I want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a Babbling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little, if Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.”

#what if i told you snape had that dawg in him #snape outrunning a hippogriff has to be the most iconic thing anyone has ever done #like it’s actually insane how jkr expected us to just get over that #like ma’am #he just #outran #a HIPPOGRIFF #without even harming it #keep in mind that he just killed the only person who knew of his loyalties and was a 36 year old guy #he does all this crazy shit with such casuality #anyway i’ll never move on from that bc my fave just casually outran a hippogriff???? what has YOUR fave achieved in life?? #he is such a little shit i love him sm #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #harry potter #hp #shitpost

[fanfic-on-a-budget]

tamaki: correct me if i’m hot but i think that the sky is orange.

haruhi: that’s one hundred percent correct.

tamaki: but i was wrong?

haruhi: you said if you were hot.

#source: trust me bro #ohshc #outran high school host club #ohc #outran host club #tamaki suoh #haruhi fujioka #tamaki #haruhi #outran #anime #anime incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[vb49tcvl5a]

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[thecindercrow]

hey anime-onlys, remember this?

#''but what about reigen? she outran him too'' yeah and he crashed the rental car in the last episode #mob psycho 100 #kageyama shigeo #mp100 spoilers #flashing gif

[brother-emperors]

i think you said in response to a previous ask that octavian and antony are a Worse version of the brutus and cassius gladiator-statesman dynamic, and that octavian and agrippa are a different thing that wasn't relevant at the moment. i was wondering if you meant that octavian and agrippa are a thing outside the gladiator statesman dynamic (and if so, any ideas on why that is?) or that they were a different version of that dynamic?

also, this is the same anon who asked about using some of your quotes in a presentation! it ended up going pretty well considering most people there weren't unwell about dead romans!

octavian and agrippa are thing outside of that dynamic! this is, ofc, a YMMV type of thing, this is very much getting into creative/thematic nonsense that I like to play with as someone who makes comics

but basically the cut off for the statesman-gladiator/politician-warrior dynamic is philippi. things get hazy leading up to philippi because julius caesar has already eroded a core element to rome's structure, which is that it's made HIM the focus point of politics. there is no longer room for horizontal alliances of power amongst men vying for prestige, there is only room for vertical loyalty (so like, a more extreme version of patronage and bossism politics) (and disloyalty! because you get stabbed if you make people unhappy!! you make your body one with the state and people will let you know what they think of you. and the state.)

Antony, Fulvia, and the Ghost of Clodius in 47 BC, Kathryn E Welch

so by the time octavian wins, standing on top of everyone else, the general power structure of rome has changed and it's not going back. it looks the same, and people are going 'nooooo it's still a republic, LOOKS like the republic!' while dragging around decayed corpse, but it's different.

Caligula, Aloys Winterling

octavian and agrippa are co regents, with octavian as the clear head of state and agrippa, who is borderline unwell in his devotion to octavian, and somehow it worked for them. like, for them specifically it balanced out into a partnership.

Ancestor Masks and Aristocratic Power in Roman Culture, Harriet I Flower

in theory, this kind of dynamic (with a domestic politician and a general to enact imperialist policy) would be the blue print that would continue down, and boy did they try. tiberius and sejanus. caligula and macro. good grief. the system of relationships and obligations that allowed this kind of dynamic to show up frequently in the republic falls apart here because power corrupts, baby, and with a state assuming a body, there's no way that power is going distribute itself. everyone is going to want to be that body. except agrippa, who was devoted to octavian, but you can't. replicate that kind of intimacy even if you want to.

so it LOOKS like a statesman-gladiator dynamic, but they're really just co regents in practice, but the actual framework is closer to a king and his knight. they are also. incest adjacent. ground zero for the incest circus that happens later? or maybe something else.

basically the logic for that is the way that octavian kept trying to get agrippa into the family tree to make agrippa his heir prompted this kind of. increasingly more insular behavior. AND THIS TOO

Ancestor Masks and Aristocratic Power in Roman Culture, Harriet I Flower

additionally, I think proximity to octavian-imperial rome dooms a lot of people. agrippa dies before octavian, tiberius' character goes on a definitive downward arc. brother-pairs as rulers, caligula's hellenistic tendencies and the incest allegations with his sisters, the twin-ification of pairs--

Tiberius and the Heavenly Twins, Edward Champlin

--agrippina and nero. Everything Nero Was Doing With Masks And Theater Sure Was Weird. there's a kind of house dynamic going on with imperial rome, but the whole thing is a mouth eating itself. rot. pater patriae. in a permanent state of digestion. etc/

that last one is a thought I'm work shopping, but basically to me all of this is a worse version of the statesman/gladiator dynamic because of the concentration of power.

#like. octavian augustus is this awful vulture that steals from everything and then gnaws away at it #like. taking the vulture accusations away from pompey. octavian augustus outran ALL of you in the Theft Department #ALSO IM GLAD THAT YOUR PRESENTATION WENT WELL! hell yeah!!! #ask tag #(squints at this) i think i got off track. but my thoughts are rarely linear. so. i tried my best. hopefully it is coherent

[squid-kidz]

Some Bart sketches to start the day off (it's almost afternoon help)

#bart allen fanart #bart allen #dc bart allen #dc #dc fanart #bart in a ponytail is my new gender /j #firm believe in genderfluid bart #by the way #hes so he/she/they #he outran gender guys #hes so fast

[rainymoodlet]

alsace dieudonné is the name on my grave, boy. that does not make it mine. 🦇

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 cas #ts4 edit #ts4 vampires #sim: alsace #there are so many spoilers i could give abt this guy but him appearing before he's supposed to is ENOUGH (bites cheek) #i've been spendin time on his pinterest board and lil baby gen 3 was just born and ooOOOO i am so excited!! #tjol gen 3 is going to be more story-based!!! bc i am just all abuzz with ideas for lil baby krueger :') #here is all i will give abt this man for now: he is older than vlad #much older - he's always Been. he existed before written history and now he is just Fucking Tired. forgotten hollow is hidden by magic and #veils of amnesia spells in my universe and he's decided to shack up there (at vlad's allowance - tho he's older than and technically outran #s* the old fart - think greg vs kristopher) to hide from the upstart vamps who'd kill him just for the honor #alsace dieudonne is not his real name :)))) #anyway dfkjhsfkj i love you all i'm so excited for more kmik and for my tjol updates :'))) #i hope you're all doing welll ~ #also his voice claim is 30000% kratos i'm sorry but i'm not rly #also i guess spoilers but baby gen 3 is a BOYYYYYY AHHHH IM SO EXCITEDDD

[von-karmas-a-bitch]

damn i had some really good tags on a reblog but tumblr ate it. anyways the gist of it was what if anime episode where the evil old man coworker trio (blaise, manfred and damon) were at manfred's place Discussing Work (drinking copious amounts of "grape juice" and laughing maniacally about their victories for which they Definitely Didn't Cheat) and franziska and miles are supposed to be playing quietly in the corner while the adults are talking but then baby franziska wanders off and the A plot becomes a very exasperated 10yo miles chasing a surprisingly fast and very brave 3yo franziska around the von karma estate, occasionally picking her up and carrying her away from danger until she inevitably escapes again. the B plot is just it occasionally cutting back to the old men and we catch one of them saying something insane but it's halfway through the sentence and we get no context. and then it cuts back to the siblings. one time when it cuts back to the old men, manfred is like "wait where's franziska" and he looks out the window and miles is in the garden holding her. he is very obviously disheveled and covered in scrapes and bruises and there are sticks and leaves lodged in his hair. franziska on the other hand is completely unscathed and in pristine condition. manfred shrugs and is like "eh, she's fine. anyway-"

#the kids are unsupervisedddddddd #franziska's papa is a Busy Man and i think there is comedic potential in that. i think she would get up to some real Antics #edit: also i just remembered miles is canonically Not Very Fit like. in investigations it's mentioned a few times #that he has never done a day of manual labour in his life and he should probably start doing some kind of physical activity #which makes the idea of him chasing franziska around the von karma estate even funnier #this wimpy little kid huffing and puffing. begging her to slow down. constantly outran by a 3-year-old #only able to catch up bc she waits for him when she can't see him bc she loves her brother #she is blissfully unaware of the dangers of the outside world and thinks they're just playing a game #once they get home miles just collapses onto the couch and does the deepest sigh #and baby franzi is like no more play? :( and baby miles is like. this close 👌 to losing it but he's too tired to say anything #so he just lets himself pass out on the couch while the maid deals with franziska #when miles wakes up franziska is there huddled up to him. curled up asleep like a little cat #he can't stay mad at that #text post #sibling brainrot #silly #miles edgeworth #franziska von karma #manfred von karma #blaise debeste #damon gant

[pybun]

engaging the horros

#lethal company #tales of lethal company #gameplay #i wish i remember where the fire exit was i coulda outran the thumpers

[evilkaeya]

Me reading through your posts at 2:18 AM for that one time you were really really on and talking about Chuuya (let's be honest, for the unspecified amount of time I've followed you that's happened more than once coughcough) (I say this positively, very positively, do continue whatever it is you do) a while ago because I wanted to send an ask to tell you about how almost every time I hop on here I see you post recently and it's either about Chuuya or the second option or something that leads me to believe you're the type of person to accidentally blow up your microwave at 3:00 AM cause you didn't remove some tin foil packaging or didn't put the water in your instant ramen noodles and it brings the biggest smile to my face for reasons I don't know how to explain with words so here, you can have my emotional soup but anyway I was doing that in the beginning and the site couldn't take the absolute power radiating from one of your posts and so it crashed on my phone three times in the span of three minutes so now I'm here

That's crazy. Have I told you guys about that one time our vice principal chased me around the school because I was skipping classes?

#i outran her tho #pretty sure she prayed for my downfall bcz I used to end up in her office at least once a month #reasons usually being: skipping classes. skipping school. taking a nap in infirmary for no reason. #one time my mom came to pick me up and she couldn't find me anywhere and almost had a breakdown thinking i went missing #i was at my friend's house. her brother was showing me his spiderman merch. #school used to be wild #sai answers

[isfjmel-phleg]

Halved my running increments and lengthened the walking intervals. Tried to emulate the form of the father/daughter(? I hope?) pair who frequently come to the track to run effortless synchronized lap after lap.

Result: Did not feel like I was going to die. Not perfectly easy, but didn't feel beyond my capabilities. No apparent significant increase in already existing pain. Absolutely pathetic? Yes. But I'm a beginner and I have to start somewhere. The plan is to stick to this until it's perfected and then and only then kick it up a notch.

Also: dude who was running clockwise in my lane (of course) while everyone else was going counterclockwise...maybe don't do that? Yikes.

#random personal stuff #for one glorious moment I outran the synchronized pair and it felt so. good. #it didn’t last once I went back to walking of course #but it was satisfying to find out I could do it even for a short time

[mlady-magnolia]

Grace being the Main Character(tm) ft. Brandt being a math man!

#brandt is julia’s best friend #they met through ethan and now brandt is very protective of julia #also lore drop grace joined alanna’s sorority #alanna threw hands to be her big sis #dont worry grace and paris outran the cops #william brandt #alanna mitsopolis #white widow #grace mission impossible #paris mission impossible #julia meade #mission impossible #college au #william brandt my beloved #julia meade my beloved #alanna mitsopolis my beloved #grace my beloved #paris my beloved #magnolia draws

[jarrussyndulla]

objectively star wars has always been a little trashy!! that’s part of what makes it so loveable imo like sure it doesn’t make sense that leia would be able to outrun a group of grown men or that obi would come out of the water completely dry, but those little inconsistencies have riddled sw movies for years. i saw someone complain about how bad the storm troopers aim was. that’s literally their whole bit!! have you not been paying attention?

#i don’t usually like the complain on here so pls forgive #but a piece of media doesn’t have to be perfect for you to enjoy it #u kno what it made me laugh that a ten year old girl outran a red hot chili pepper and that’s good enough for me #obi wan kenobi #kenobi #thoughts

[webepreachin]

So in the tradition of the Church St. John the Evangelist is considered to be the youngest apostle og Jesus and I ABSOLUTELY AGREE!!! Why you may ask? It's this verse right here.

John 20:4 "Both of them were running together, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first."

Tell me that this is not youngest sibling behavior! Look me in the eye and tell me that telling everyone that you hve outdone your older sibling in something is not youngest sibling behavior!

#catholic #catholicsm #john the evangelist #st john #john the beloved #memes #sibling behavior #youngest sibling behavior #john 20:4 #John outran Peter #Speaking of which Peter gives me oldest sibling vibes

[retphienix]

I'm gonna say it

The fastest (pun intended) way to spot a shitty volt isn't "They keep spamming speed and it's annoying me :("

It's "Volt is sitting at the exit while 1 or more players are miles from the extraction instead of speeding them up"

Like, good job, dumbass.

You sped up 2 of the 4 players and now we get to sit here twiddling our thumbs waiting because you're a shitty volt who couldn't speed up the slow player.

Glad you're having fun "going fast" by waiting and doing nothing.

#warframe #RetPlays #hater-ade moment because I outran volt to the exit only to fully absorb the irony of him spamming speed only to wait 58 seconds to exit

[garbagepile]

sleeping beauty kenrance...

Ohhh

#the only issue with this is that #Kenmur canonically gets outran by old man Dante #so I doubt he could fight a dragon physically #while Laurance is very much the beauty between them #still! Great au #I don't know a lot about sleeping beauty though #sorry</3