Even though I had a hysterectomy when I was 20 I had a dream last night that I was pregnant. It was kinda nice...
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hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk
theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:
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are you disabled or suffer from other chronic conditions that often leave you bed bound? do you often feel like you’re in the “damn bitch you live like this?” meme because cleaning is too exhausting?
my protip is get yourself one of THESE bad boys and hang it by your bed
it’s an over the door shoe rack and the pockets are perfect for holding a lot of household objects.
you can use the pockets to store trash, snacks, meds, and water bottles. if you worry about hygiene, you can also keep some for dry shampoo, deodorant, body wipes, clean undergarments, or toothbrush materials. on good days, you can clean it out and restock it, or have someone else help you. on bad days, you won’t have to worry about getting food and you’ll be able to feel a little better about hygiene.
it’s also really great if you want to keep your hobbies close by!! i can often only work on my bed, and then i have to worry about putting everything away if i have to lay down. if it’s a hobby that has materials that can be stored in the pockets, it can feel more accessible to jump in and out of and take less spoons to set/clean up.
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So I figured out how to customize my period reminders
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ANAKIN who cannot stand the thought of you in any sort of pain. so much so he hates it when you're on your cycle. you two's force bond is so close that he can feel when you're uncomfortable, he can sense your feelings and emotions. when you're halfway across the galaxy with your own battalion, hiding in the bathroom and trying not to cry because of the pain from your menstrual cramps, anakin can feel it as he listens to the chancellor drone on about politics. he knows how bad you feel on your cycle. when you get irritable at everyone, and then later cry in his arms because you "didn't mean to be *that* mean!", anakin's heart aches. so, when he senses you're in pain, he's at your side instantly. how does he manage to make an excuse to see you so much? no one knows. but there he is, making you drink water and glaring at anyone who dares to make a comment about your attitude. he's like your guard dog.
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redraw of that one stupid photo
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Literally in tears because my cat is so soft and special and I love him so much and what if he doesn’t even KNOW how much I love him
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"No Gytha, you are not buying the gargoyle! You have enough garden gnomes already!!"
Inktober 2022 - Day 1: Gargoyle
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Ever think about robots having periods? Like they get a time of the month where energon is leaking from their private so they have to use a baffle or a REALLY strong sponge to soak up all the liquids. 🧽
They also have the change them often cuz if they don't then they'll leak EVERYWHERE. And it's soooooo embarrassing if they're caught in the middle of the hallway with a leak.
It's a scene that's so erotic that other bots mistake the mech for being in gear it something and eagerly volunteer to help the poor bot out and totally misreading the situation. And suddenly the poor bot is mobbed by a dozen mechs wanting to suck all the liquid from the bots panels and get between their legs.
It's both horrifying and arousing to the cycling mech because they were just caught in the worst/ best situation possible and all they really need is to change their menstrual product but at the same time this period is making them EXTREMELY horny. Their pussy is throbbing and wet and so swollen that it could be mistaken as a heat. It physically hurts with all the fluid build up inside of them but it's not enough. They need a hard fragging and to be filled with even more fluid - specifically transfluid - and their leak is getting worse and they desperately need to be plugged up so bad !
oh my god, absolute, overeager yes to robot periods. i've seen people play around with it, but not a lot, which is a shame...
A bot going through a regular system flush, his valve stuffed with a sponge that's now twice its size with how much energon had soaked up into it... He stumbles to the washracks to change it and clean up the leak, but he's caught by others, who, upon seeing the fluids coating his thighs, assume he must be in heat... now, it would be bad if he'd distracted the rest of the ship/outpost/base with his reproductive cycle...
Of course once they've ushered him into the washracks to sort it out, they quickly find out that his arousal doesn't stem from a heat... but i don't think they'd care- they can see how horny he is, how much he needs it, his valve all wet and swollen... One of them pulls out the soaked sponge; it's a relief, all that energon that was trapped inside, weighing him down, now drizzles freely down his thighs, valve feeling raw and sensitive as fingers fill the port, cable walls slightly numb with the classic cycle-aches... His node is so sensitive that when a slick tongue drags across it, slowly, almost like they're trying to taste him, he whines desperately, bucking his hips until the other bots face is smeared with energon. Oh, he needs to get plugged real badly... Someone rubs his abdomen to soothe the throbbing in his gestation tank as another fills his valve, and all he can do for the next few hours is bleed helplessly around each and every spike inserted into that sore valve of his <3
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With wholehearted honesty, I'll let you all know that the accusations about me having drawn (SFW) Blankshipping pieces is true. I had created an alt blog to post these.
There is one thing to clear up, however -- I didn't share the ship art to anyone outside of the shipping tag. Someone had deliberately gone into the tag and found the art. The art was NOT shared by me to anyone who doesn't openly consent. This is a baseless accusation that's honestly becoming revolting at this point.
Regardless... I won't be offended if you have decided to cut contact and/or stop following. 🙏 Your comfort comes first.
That's really all I have to say for this post: I admit that the art you may have seen is mine. It was intended to be kept to myself and other shippers, but was spread around despite being kept in its designated tag.
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OK! here's the general idea for this Nordegrim Ghosts AU that has been haunting me:
CW FOR MENTIONS OF DEATH, ATTEMPTED MURDER, AND ALSO A TINY BIT SUGGESTIVE (just a tiny bit though)
Stacey, Scott, and Lawrence inherit this big house from a distant great aunt they have never met after she passed of old age. Scott is in debt so he cant take the house like he was supposed to, and Lawrence wants nothing to do with it, so Stacey gets it instead.
It’s perfect though cause her and Neil, who is also her husband now here, were planning to move houses anyways and were struggling to find a good place. Also since the house is super big, they thought about opening a hotel at one point once the house is all fixed up.
What they don't know is that the house is haunted. the ghosts in question are:
Knives Chau: A teenage girl from the 1950s who was a fan of rock n' roll that got pushed down the stairs by a jealous classmate (not Tamara btw that was her gf) at a party
Julie Powers (IDK her married last name yet): An Edwardian women who got pushed out the window by her husband (who is Joseph in this AU btw)
Stephen Stills: A folk singer from the mid 60s who dies in a fire (people confused him with the other Stephen Stills all the time)
Gideon Graves: A music producer from the late 60s early 70s who was poisoned by a rival producer
Lucas Lee: A Victorian lumber guy who was crushed by a wooden beam during the construction of the houses renovation
Todd Ingram: A 90s Rockstar who died while having sex with his bands drummer (which like in the comic, was also cheating on his girlfriend and it is still Lynette and Envy)
Lisa Miller: A somewhat famous 1930s actress who died while filming a scene
Matthew Patel: An early 19th century poet who died in a duel that was orchestrated by a good friend of his
Roxie Richter(she has no last name in this au btw, putting it here cause I put everyone elses last names here): A Viking who was struck by lighting
Ken and Kyle Katayanagi : Inventors/mechanics from the late 19th century who died in a car explosion along with their dog (who is a dog version of robot 0-1 btw). They live in the carriage house as its far more peaceful than the main house
The ghosts overhear the hotel idea when Stacey and Neil are talking about it and they are not too pleased with it. So they try to haunt them so they'll leave, but ultimately fail.
Then either Gideon or Todd, come across Stacey leaning out the window and decide to push her in an another attempt to get them to leave which in turn, almost kills her. Because of this, now Stacey can see ghosts and forms a close friendship with them. Neil, like Mike and I assume Jay in bbc and cbs ghosts respectively, will have a collage of what they all look like since he cannot see them.
So yeah that's my idea so far! I’m still tweaking things but I’m happy with this rn. I’ll definitely make art for it at some point (and if people want it, an ask blog). Feel free to also suggest some ideas for this au if you have any :]
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oh one really cool thing i think i never noticed or really considered when I played the game, is that the Knight Academy rooms are actually a big room, divided in two with a wooden room divider in the middle. I have noticed that before, but what I didn't notice is that in Groose's shared room, Groose has presumably pushed the divider over so he has extra room for all his workout equipment, and just, space, meanwhile Cawlin and Strich are sharing that teeny room on the other half, but they also have a fancy golden couch for some reason, and I guess that makes up for it.
note: i did some looking through the other characters' rooms and houses, to see if this was indeed a fancy gold couch, or just a regular couch. after a very quick scan, I found that not only did i not find another golden couch, there was in fact only one couch of any kind that i could find in anyone's house (in rupin's house apparently, and its not gold)
also there's this picture of Groose wedged down between the desk and the wall divider
what is it doing there?
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oh to be some sort of an invertebrate creature and have not a spine
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i am the funniest man on the planet. nobody understands being on the 7th plane of existence. i am like 2 off from nirvana
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