#please stop putting them together

[opossum-disaster]

I have a phobia of worms, slugs and maggots and I absolutely hate when Pinterest and other medias go like "oh well you liked the cute bug images, so get a look at those fellas!"

No. They are fucking different. Stop. I like bugs because they got shells, they are not a living sensory overload, they are not slimy and they don't make me vomit.

STOP PUTTING THEM TOGETHER, LIKE THOSE GROSS SLIPPERY FUCKERS CAN COMPARE WITH THE POWER OF THE SHELL.

#screem posting #bugs #tw worms #worms #slugs #tw slugs #please stop putting them together #pinterest #pet peeve #social media

[mariahcarreyyy]

Totally not thinking about coming home to lando and max passed out and you throw one of their shirts on and landos hand immediately grabbing one of your tits, totally not thinking it (this is what happens when I run out of melatonin gummies)

no yeah and im also totally not thinking about being sandwiched between them both after a long night out. your back pressed against lando's chest and max's chest against yours, his massive arms wrapping around you both. your eyes burn from the lack of sleep and just as they flutter shut, lando's hand sneaks inside the non-existent space where ur tits r being squished against max.

"lan?" you whisper as to not wake up the dutch.

the curly-haired boy only grumbles incoherently in his sleep, and you swallow thickly when he starts unconsiously kneading at your tits. arching your back slightly into his touch because they'd been in a bra the entire day and theyre sore and its so fucking relieving when lando massages them.

also totally not thinking about max parting your thighs with his knee while hes still asleep— because cmon its a comfortable sleeping position —with lan's thumb lazily rubbing circles on your nipple. Or how you'd start grinding on max's bare thighs till it put you asleep, like a weird ass horny lullaby.

#stop it please send more of these thoughts #i love lando and max and you put them TOGETHER?????🙈🙈🙈 #Im feral #mariahcarreyyy . . . blurbs #lando norris x reader #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x you #lando norris smut #lando norris imagine #lando norris fanfic #ln4 smut #ln4 fluff #ln4 angst #ln4 x reader #ln4 imagine #ln4 fic #ln4 x you #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen smut #max verstappen x you #max verstappen imagine #max verstappen fanfic #max verstappen fluff #mv1 fic #mv1 x reader #mv1 imagine #mv1 smut #mv33 smut #mv33 imagine #mv33

[finncakes]

its about the yearning... the touch-starved yearning...

#ashrym #i always love drawings where orym has earrings #i mean to draw it but i always forget #anyways my brain cannot stop thinking about them #they make me insane... the possibilities... they could be so good #i love being delusional <3 #like...i love the idea of them pining for 800 years and everyone else getting them together #you KNOW laudna fcg and fearne would be so excited to play matchmaker #chetney too honestly. #tanks in love.....2!!!!!!!!! #okie anyway i cannot possibly put all my insane ashrym thoughts in one post #but please know i am ALWAYS thinking about them now #just fucking insane #also it's midnight so i gotta sleepy time

[lunalycana]

I guess I should finally say something since I’m noticing it happening very commonly.

So I get a lot of messages about Barry (obviously since I draw them a ton) and a lot of these messages refer to them with “he/him” pronouns? Now I know not everyone knows the canon info (and some people… don’t care lol) but Barry uses “they/them”, a choice by the team that made the game they’re the protagonist of.

If that’s a thing you feel ambiguous about, go off I guess since at the end of the day they’re a fictional cartoon animal person, but just know that whenever I write or draw Barry, their pronouns are they/them exclusively. Please respect this when I write fics and draw comics about them! Thank you. :’)

#Luna Be Talkin #Barry the Quokka #TMOSTH #My personal headcanon is that they aren’t even AMAB either LOL please stop sending me asks calling them he/him #I may have to start ignoring messages with that if it keeps up or maybe make a banner to put on my posts #Please respect my little buddyyyyy we are they/thems together

[girlthingdecay]

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#i kind of want to kill myself. im so disconnected from anything. i have no original thought. everything is scripted #everything is just put together pieces from things ive heard elsewhere and i do not have a single original thought #everyone can see that im masks all the way down and everyone can see that i am nothing underneath and even that is a stolen way of saying it #i have no way of making nothing palatable but i am simply nothing. invite me over and ill try to adapt to you and write a new script based #off new media but if you make me truly comfortable and somehow manage to unplug my behavior then youll be rewarded with me just sitting #beside you on the floor and staring at whatever media you show me without speaking much and only occasionally seeking further warmth from #you #i vocalized it to someone close recently but im a nothing void and i wish people all acted in exactly the way i wanted regardless #i have selfish fantasies about people just doing everything to make everything easy for me and if i were a god i would be an entirely #selfish one #if the right people would go and stay as i please even though im a nothing void and dont deserve them around #if they would all do whatever i needed like gave me cuddles or sex or affirmation or money or treats #if life was one long cycle of being the most treated god by everyone then maybe i could be something i dont know #maybe something could be manifested into me #everyone already projects an idea onto me so maybe a collective idea held by all with a great deal of love would make whatever they say of #me true and maybe then id exist fully #until then oh well #though in reality im just sanitizing a bit. having others fully as puppets serving me isnt something that i want because i think itll “fix” #me by any measures and id likely only grow far more sadistic and selfish but i wish for that world because i could live in perfect comfort #i could do anything i wanted and have anything i wanted and nobody would stop me #sorry this is just like. a long rambling in tags. i should shut up now

[oceanwithouthermoon]

im ngl i just think kub0ka1 is so overrated 🧍🏻‍♀️ theyre the most popular ship in this fandom but i personally dont think they work as a monogamous relationship.. neither of them are getting what they actually need from a relationship with just each other imo, so even if they did date it wouldnt last

sure, kaido gets someone who can protect him.. but anyone in the saiki k group could do that. hes like.. the ONLY person that cant protect himself☠️

i just feel like if youre gonna pair off kuboyasu with someone, it needs to be someone who can like.. handle him ?? if you know what im saying ?

teruhashi, yumehara, saiki, saiko, hairo, (maybe mera ? maybe aiura ?) they all work !! even if you dont directly see their chemistry in the show or manga, they work and have good dynamics that you could easily bring out with just a little bit of character exploration

and kaido needs someone who can help him grow up and be with him throughout his healing, which kuboyasu CAN do, but we see him more as like the guy who can indulge in their childish behavior together and doesnt really truly UNDERSTAND him, which is great too but great for like.. best friends..

he could be paired off with yumehara or saiki and theyre like the only people he could work with

they work really well in poly ships.. i just cant see them working by themselves

plus, how would they even get together? they would hate each others views of romance.. theyre like opposites, theyre both a little immature about it but kaido cant even say the words "hold hands" and has zero interest in it while kuboyasu is obsessed with love and just wants to commit to someone to spend his life with

i just feel like people saw two queer coded best friends who are a little silly and bromantic and were immediately like "theyre dating" but it makes such a boring and not thought out ship.. i have never once read a kub0ka1 fic that was in character (and the ones that are just make them seem like besties to me) and thats enough to tell me what i need to know☠️

#i get that its like a bromance thing but it just wouldnt happen #whoever they do end up dating would def like think theyre together before THEY get together though #maybe im just biased cuz im so tired of seeing everyone draw and write kaido as a shy wittle twink and kuboyasu as his big strong bear bf #please leave them alone im begging #also theyre both comphet in ways that i dont think would match up together if yk what im saying ? #like they couldnt help each other get over that because they see life so differently #censored ship name so people dont find this when they're specifically looking for ship content #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #meows post #i shouldnt post anti-ship content its kinda weird sorry #i just havent been able to stop thinking about this #cuz i see so many people being like 'if you dont ship them you didnt pay attention enough' #and i know its not that serious but i like analyzing characters and im very autistic so i just have to put this out there

[winepresswrath]

ofmd season 2 is already a victory for me because ed's subconscious still brings up jack. my commitment to a one off joke character is paying dividends.

#ofmd spoiled #press says ofmd #please stop reading i'm going to put more spoilers in the tag #ok first off jim???? jim i'm sobbing jim of i hate politics fame stepping up and telling stories and murdering daddy for the crew #i love them unabashedly now that was fantastic payoff #honourable mention goes to frenchie #ed/stede still good but they got me on the ed/izzy this season #my girlfriend by the end of the episode: ok we can hate both stede AND ed... together #however upon learning that ed is still my baby and i don't hate stede she gave up and returned to hating stede in disgust #anyway so far i'm enjoying this more than season one but it doesn't have me by the throat #oooh oooh i also do like how both jim and olu's relationships kind of echo stede/ed #you have hope! it's cute #and our pirate queen being like he's so pretty and sweet... if he betrays me i'm going to have to burn something down #she is so much saner than ed tho she's got vision she's got purpose

[licorishh]

Hey as a super introverted but not shy person I'd just like to say the jokes about extroverts "adopting" introverts to "get them out of their shell" are actually completely unfunny and it just goes to show how little respect a lot of y'all have for the fact that we genuinely don't want excessive social interaction and that y'all are forcing us to do something that brings us extreme physical and mental discomfort because you perceive our introversion as a failing rather than as purely a difference in personality.

We don't need your "help" to socialize. We're not children. We're simply not interested in spending every waking second of our lives talking to people and being talked at in return.

#again i scream from the rooftops that there is a monumental chasm between being shy and actually being an introvert #a shy person is someone who's afraid of social interaction. an extrovert can be naturally shy. #a shy person can WANT lots of social interaction but simply have not learned to feel comfortable in social situations. #people who are just very introverted simply have little desire or capacity for excessive human interaction. #we're not “afraid” of it. we just don't enjoy it and it wears us out. #you don't need to swoop in and save us because we can't handle ourselves. we're perfectly fine thank you #extroverts are constantly demanding that we get out of our comfort zones but few of you are willing to make the alternative more comfortabl #if you're a very extroverted person please do not take it upon yourself to jokingly “adopt” introverts you meet. #it's not funny and it's not helpful. it's irritating that you perceive our quietness and low social battery as something that needs “fixing #we won't miraculously learn to love and be comfortable with excessive human interaction. that's not how we're wired and that's OKAY #i'm honestly getting so sick of the “the lonely introvert and the extrovert who adopted them” memes #i can guarantee you that if you are an extrovert who operates this way then your introvert “friend” is actually probably very uncomfortable #and just don't want to say anything because they think it would be rude to bring up the fact that they don't want what you want from them #this does NOT mean extroverts and introverts cannot be friends nor am i saying all extroverts are annoying or that they all do this #i'm simply saying that if you are very extroverted and you have a friend who's very introverted #then it's on you to be aware of your introvert friend's limited social battery and STOP pressuring them to just “put up with it” #don't spend every second with them constantly talking. be willing to spend some time just in the quiet. #be willing to let them bow out of something if they're exhausted and are low on social energy. #don't expect them to want to come to every meeting or party or get-together because it WILL drain them completely. #be willing to let them spend time alone when they need to to recharge. #letting an introvert cool off and recharge when they need to is ALWAYS going to make social situations less stressful for them. #PLEAAAAASE take their feelings into account and understand that they do NOT perceive social interactions the way you do. #most very introverted people do not find socialization relaxing or invigorating. they don't do it to unwind #they have to unwind AFTER lots of social interaction #that's about it. thank you and good night

[quietwingsinthesky]

the thing about me is that I have this need to pick up every angel on supernatural by their scruff and place them into an enclosure that will allow them to, if not heal and become better, than at least to be petty and vindictive in a way that causes less death and destruction and is just kind of annoying. which I would argue is also good for them. let angels make choices where the consequences of their actions are non-existent rather than world-ending. teaches them free will in a safe, healthy way.

#this is still about Zachariah to be clear #it’s about all of them. I’m putting them all in such nice enclosures. with so much enrichment #but mostly this is about Zachariah. just kind of want to put him in an actual office and watch him whirr away. maybe he prints things. #stands at a water cooler and makes awkward small talk. #I don’t know what happens in offices. what do I look like. I don’t think he does either really. he just likes the aesthetic #he’s constantly cosplaying and it makes all the other angels slightly uncomfortable like. Okay Zach We Get It. This Is Your Businessman OC. #Can We Please Go Back To Talking About How To Stop Castiel From Breaking Containment For The Fifth Time This Month. #(my integration of old and new angel rebellion canon is per s5 all angels have the capacity to rebel. and many do. often. and are punished #for it. and also per s8 Cas just does it the most because he is so sooo annoying <3 #also maybe because a combination of factors like. Anna is his boss for a lot of that time and she goes lighter on the reprogramming because #she’s already having doubts. and then also he’s paired with Uriel always. they make each other question things. but they also work #too well together for Heaven to separate them. the cost isn’t so high (yet) just toss them in the brain cleaner after each assignment #and they’re still useful.) #sorry this was supposed to be about Zachariah. #his enclosure has fax machines in it. he likes them. you know. the same way most angels like radio towers. he *likes* them. #spn #Zachariah spn

[harbingersglory]

Silently shaking your hand in butch who loves a pretty femme.

SHAKING IT VIGOROUSLY i love femmes sm femmes are literally so gorgeous sorry i hear someone mention them and i do Not stop talking. everyone please act shocked i went down the ningguang main to miko main pipeline.

#asks #Anonymous #for all the sub!reader i write i am. a stone butch. crying #g-d put me on this earth to please pretty femmes and by g-d i will do just that #im so sad about having to skip navia & chiori they r both so pretty and i am a weak butch but im gunning for arle rn #xianyun too ohhh lord it was testing me #but arle is so stone butch core i HAD to pull for him like. projection!!! but im right!!!!! i know a butch when i see one #arle holding the fatui together bc all the other women r femme and hes the only masc woman lord #anyway a pretty femme tells me what 2 do and i just listen like yes ma'am #i think abt femmes and then explode i literally love them so much is it too obvious.. /s :[ #acting like i didnt write a novel abt ningguang bc someone said her name erm #anyway ill shut up now or ill never stop lord help me #love 2 see fellow butches in the fandom though where r they.. #not a fic #for ppl who dont want 2 see me rambling abt femmes instead of actually writing um

[visdiefje]

Man I can't wait until I can recover alone for a while

#I was alone in my apartment today and put together a standing clotheshanger shoerack combo #and it was actually so nice to do stuff and NOT receive verbal feedback I didn't ask for #I actually HATE when I start to do things wrong and immediately there's an audible no no no #it makes me feel like I Have to be on top of things and do them right immediately so everyone can be silent to me about it #trying to navigate life without triggering an unskippable cutscene as it were #if I do it on my own I will find out I'm going about it the wrong way soon enough #and I'll correct it #no nitpicking needed just using my time and brain to find a solution #it makes me feel so much better about myself #I'm already starting to see why I've always felt so incapable and inadequate. I can tell I really need this #I'm really curious what else I can do now that I'm allowed to figure it out in silence #more than ever reaffirmed that auditory is my quickest sense to wear me out/overstimulate #which is why reveiving verbal feedback I have to interpret makes me want to fly into a rage sometimes #because I NEVER get enough time to figure it out. they see me not change my course of action immediately and they take it out of my hands #it feels so. crowded and like nothing is in my control #give me time. give me space to breathe. let me make a mistake and understand firsthand why it's a mistake #please please please stop narrating everything to me. please. can we be quiet for a while. #you can sit with me but please don't tell me anything. #bien rambles

[duu-kiwi]

a little sneak peak on the most incredibly self indulgent au I'm working on and have me motivated enough to paint something!

(spoiler alert its the breath of the wild fe3h AU that no one asked for)

for the time i have some zelda and link that are yet too hideous to show, but here i am making yet again human!mipha after two years, and ngl im kinda obsessed with her vfknsvkjnf

#also im still thinking if i should keep the original houses (and for that i think mipha would lead the blue lions along with sidon bc yes #in this au they are twins and no one will change my mind) but change the actual mood of some of them bc no way im making one of them #start a whole war #but insteat they share a threat #they will have a whole bunch of problems but i just want to #make them happy! they suffer enough in the original games #anyways i could make 4 houses for each divine beast instead #and make link the professor #bc why not i think byleth and him are kinda alike and would make and absolute disastrous pair if put together in a crossover #stop of my rambling im still thinking on it this is a fever dream i had and i could not stop thinking about it till i got my hands onto it #if anyone knows of someone who already did it please i want to know i need it #breath of the wild #botw #botw fanart #fanart #botw au #loz #legend of zelda #loz breath of the wild #loz botw #artists on tumblr #fe3h #botw garreg mach AU #art #portrait study #mipha #loz mipha #wait till i make sidon and i go batshit abt it #botw mipha #human!mipha

[fluffywolverine]

SPOILER FOR SHADOW AND BONE SEASON 2

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if i had a nickel for every time i had a crush on a character that has lost a hand, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

#if you put them together they have one pair of hands! #also petition to please stop hurting ben barnes #shadow and bone #s&b #shadow and bone spoilers #s&b spoilers #the darkling #ben barnes #once upon a time #ouat #captain hook #killian jones #colin o'donoghue

[danidoesathing]

Tears of sorrow or tears of joy

Drops in my cup as my mind is destroyed

Staring into a pure, black void

Vide Noir - Lord Huron

#*at ben* pspsps you want to release the uncut full video you want to release it so baaad #please I need it without the cuts #same with all the music videos shown in products from the universe but this one in particular #also I like how weirdly out of it he seems in this one #he looks like. really fucking tired and disheveled and at one point just stops singing while the song goes on #which is very different from the other times hes singing in the video. he looks very put together and fancy in most of them #and he looks like hes having the time of his life in those. in this one he just looks exhausted #im sure theres no meaning in that at all #dani speaks #lord huron #lord huron gifs #lord huron gif #vide noir #lord huron vide noir #vide noir album #eyestrain #eye strain #products of the universe

[msviolacea]

Addition to the last reblog: one of my least favorite genres of message I get at work is "hey Jaime I just talked about this with [boss] but can you meet with me about it?" Like, about 25% of the time that's a legit "[boss] didn't quite understand the nuances because she doesn't do the day to day work so much anymore" request, but the other 75% is either "[boss] told me to read the work instruction but I don't wanna" or "I have made up sixteen imaginary disaster scenarios in my head and need you to talk me down from all of them before I can do the work."

I apparently need to destroy my reputation as the person who will just answer the goddamned question because she's tired of hearing people talk about it. Only then will I be free.

#jaime rambles #to be clear only the 'i don't wanna' people truly bother me #like the imaginary disaster ones drive me kind of batty #and i wish they'd manage their anxiety a little better #but i get it #but god dammit we wrote those work instructions for a reason! #use them! #and if you can't put together three or four logical steps to do your job #this may not be the job for you #especially talking to the project managers making six figures a year #please stop

[egg-emperor]

I always see people reposting and using my stuff without credit or even leaving a simple like on my own post when they do, let alone an rb. please don't do that :(

#and yeah I can also tell when you've taken it from me by how it's cropped or upscaled or edited or put together #I really don't like how gimmick accounts on both here and Tumblr steal from me all the time #after I spend hours making them to put in posts of mine that get no engagement in comparison #really killing my motivation even more please stop it #always credit or link back to me when you know you know it came from me please #I meant both Twitter and Tumblr fuck #my post #important