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#poor Atsushi
flamie-42 · 6 months
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Dazai: I’m definitely the one that is in charge in the relationship
Chuuya: babe, stand up.
Dazai: *stands up*
Chuuya: sit down
Dazai: *sits back down*
Chuuya: look at me
Dazai: *looks at him blushing*
Chuuya: hmmm interesting~
Dazai: anyways… watch this. Chuuya, love, could you get me a glass of water?
Chuuya: say please
Dazai: could you please get me a glass of water please
Chuuya: of course, love
Dazai: *proud of himself* See!
Atsushi: *shocked* yeah Dazai you sure are
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mackerel22 · 4 months
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Dazai: Now I'll arrange our security.
Atsushi: Why?
Dazai: The mission is dangerous and we're hot. The enemy will want us for our info and our boddies.
Atsushi: Our info maybe...
Dazai: Speak for yourself kitten...
Dazai: Now I'm calling the only man who can fuck me.
Atsushi: What???😨
Dazai, calling Chuuya: I mean, who can protect me...us...
Atsushi: Ugh. 🤦‍♂️
Chuuya, picking up: What now?
Dazai: Well hello my big dick chibi.
Chuuya: What
Atsushi: the
Chuuya: fuck
Atsushi: Dazai!
Dazai: Language everyone!
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ssaraexposs · 2 months
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Bungo Stray Dogs // SHIN SOUKOKU // Episode 3
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soukokumychildren · 4 months
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I'm actually real fuckin' lonely today, have some art. Randomly well rendered, enjoy-
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nihilo-sensei · 16 days
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Atsushi hates Christmas because he was never allowed to participate in it at the orphanage. (He still loves get-togethers, though, so his resentment of the holiday itself will be/is somewhat separate from his feelings towards Christmas activities with the ADA.)
The staff always became slightly warmer towards all the other kids from Christmas Eve through New Year's Day, but they never softened up on Atsushi, not even for a moment. Goodwill towards men doesn't apply to monsters and walking catastrophes.
When he got older, the headmaster would lock him up in his cage for all of the holidays, but unlike any other time of the year, the headmaster would leave the door to the basement wide open (except during the torture sessions, of course) so Atsushi could hear the sounds of the other kids enjoying themselves for once — so he'd know what he was missing.
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the-port-mafia · 3 days
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𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐖𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐦. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭. 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐀𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝. 𝐍𝐨𝐰, 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲, 𝐢𝐭'𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.
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amagren · 1 year
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overload (read left to right)
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gomoren · 8 months
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The power of family bond.
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thedemises · 8 months
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there's no denying in the fact that even once you've also thought dazai was the main character of bsd cuz of the amount of content there is of him in the fanbase
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I personally love the idea that the motorcycle guy that Atsushi first planned to rob in episode 1 was actually Chuuya because it gives two different view points:
1. If Atsushi had attempted to steal from him he would probably end up join the Port Mafia, which symbolizes how no matter what path he took, he was fucked and would gain a shit ton of trauma
2. Chuuya and Dazai probably pass each other really often, which we do see in the WAN but it also means there was a possibility that like right after Dazai ran away the two probably walked into the same grocery store and I really want to see that interaction
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helleboretks · 1 year
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um um!! what about 40 with sskk :0
Of course! 40's all yours!
(well, not really bc another person also requested 40 but ya get what I mean, yeah? Ya feel me?)
Prompt: "Come on, quit being stubborn and admit it!"
"WEHEHERETIGER!!"
Atsushi suppressed his own giggles as agile fingers skittered across his lover's sides, the man erupting in laughter that set his heart on fire.
Akutagawa leaned far back into the couch, torso sprawled across Atsushi's lap as he laughed hysterically, losing himself to the electrifying sensations and simultaneously attempting to push away the offensive fingers.
"I know you like this, Ryuu~!! Come on, quit being stubborn and admit it!" The fact that not only did Akutagawa wheeze and laugh a pitch higher, but he wasn't even attempting to use Rashomon to get himself out of the situation said way too much about this whole thing.
"NEHEHEHEVEHEHER, YOU FIEHEHEHEND!!!"
Huh. Well alright then.
Atsushi's hands skittered down to his hips, knowing what a sweet spot that was and digging in without warning. Akutagawa choked on a laugh and his legs practically kicked straight, up, also without warning.
He expected a big reaction, sure. Akutagawa always was very reactive towards tickling. Like radioactivity.
He did not, however, expect the other to lock him in a chokehold with his legs.
Holy shit is this how he'd die!?
Akutagawa, feeling the dizzying effects, jerked himself this way and that, flinging Atsushi's head with him as he laughed and guffawed, both unable to escape the other's clutches.
"Akutagahawa!!! Let gohoho!!" Atsushi laughed, but Akutagawa vehemently shook his head, clearly thinking this would be logical punishment for Atsushi giving him the torture he actually enjoyed. This was unfair! How dare he!
Atsushi was impulsive, wiggling his head to tilt upwards to nimbly sink his teeth into the tickling thigh in front of him, nibbling away. Sure this would get him to let go-
"AAAAAAAAAHAHAHA-"
CRACK!
......
Safe to say, Atsushi had to go to a chiropractor in the next two hours.
No regrets. For Akutagawa at least.
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mackerel22 · 6 months
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Dazai: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real?
Atsushi, whispering to Kunikida: How old am I?
Kunikida: You’re 18, Atsushi.
Atsushi, sadly: I was 18.
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starlightshadowsworld · 7 months
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Fitzgerald saying "maybe I should remove your arms and legs just to be safe" to Atsushi.
... And than Akutagawa fucking does it later on.
Akutagawa you did not have take that advice literally my guy.
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sunfudge · 1 year
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Keep thinking about bsd characters with social media. Dazai's tumblr has his queue tagged with "queue: still in prison (´。• ω •。`)". People think it's a joke but it isn't. Chuuya is pretty big on Twitter, with a modeling sidegig. Kyouka does "let's play" horror game streaming, as well as those really fast rhythm games. Gin is a Vtuber. Naomi has a cosplay account.
This is all happening within the canon universe. Atsushi does Minecraft streaming but he's really simple with his creations, and mostly just talks about This Guy He Likes. He stops talking on streams for a while, just plays quietly, and someone goes "whatever happened to that guy you like? You never talk about him anymore? Did he fucking die or something 😭😭" and Atsushi just bursts into tears
'DID HE FUCKING DIE OR SOMETHING?'
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kkonomamaa · 1 year
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akutagawa, about to stab atsushi in the throat:
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(Just imagine tecchou as aku, and jouno as atsushi.)
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dapperenby13 · 1 year
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Atsushi is very stressed
On my Redbubble, link in bio
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