#popping the biggest of bottles

[calocreek]

I'm manifesting a Scar win this season🤞 #delusional

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

#we popping the biggest bottles etc etc #goodtimeswithscar #trafficblr #secret life smp #slsmp #secret life #life smp #calocraft #fanart #videogames

[creepycoffins]

💥💥💥‼️

#I finished something for the first time in like a month we popping the biggest bottles tonight #as in I’m gonna not draw for another week probably #ty vash for always having my back in art block u have the best faces esp in 98 #trigun #vash the stampede #eyestrain #my art

[pachimation]

new year, new you,,,,,,,

ITS SCARA’S BIRTHDAY WHOOOOOOO 🥳🥳 thank you for being born you have infested my thoughts for the last year and a half like a cockroach and i literally cannot get rid of you no matter what i do <3

#genshin impact #scaramouche #wanderer #kunikuzushi #kabukimono #yea im tagging all his aliases why does bbygrl have to go by so many names :’3 #popping the biggest bottles of champagne rn for him #its so wild that he has a birthday now and that he’s playable #like woaahhh wtf i can make him sprint around and do stupid shit?? #i can put him in my teapot?? i can make him play windtrace??? #my art

[babybrotherism]

#wincest #samdean #aaaaand scene! #me and my fellow sickos popping the BIGGEST bottles

[effemar]

Great Red Dragon, Woman Clothed With Sun

#we popping the biggest bottles when dany and sansa exist on the same continent in twow 😤😤😤 #asoiaf #daenerys targaryen #sansa stark #daenerys x sansa #i hate asoiaf ship tag conventions... why cant we smash the syllables together like grownups #daensa #my art

[b0ngwaterwizard]

cool, happy to help

#HUNTLOW NATION WE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES 2NIGHT #huntlow #toh #the owl house #toh spoilers #ftf spoilers #hunter toh #hunter noceda #willow park

[catilinas]

43 bce is going to be my year

#cicero voice #we popping the biggest bottles when the consulship of hirtius and pansa saves the republic from mark antony #tagamemnon #beeps

[yurious-george]

For those of you who don’t know anything about Hollow Knight or its upcoming sequel, Silksong, there is some drama of astronomical potential that is going to be hilarious to see how it shakes out.

Three things. First, as you may already know, Hollow Knight is one of those hardcore games that attracts a certain type of cishet “gamer guy”: I’m sure you know the type. They can be more or less overtly bigoted, but either way, they’re all kind of That Guy. Second, Princess Hornet is one of the major characters in Hollow Knight, and the player character in Silksong. Third, every character in the Hollow Knight world is a bug, and aren’t depicted as having sexually dysmorphic traits that humans have: there are no insects with tits in this game, despite being bipedal and anthropomorphic. (Despite that, Hornet is frequently drawn with tits anyway, because the aforementioned demographic is outrageously horny for her. This is important later.)

In Silksong, Hornet is strongly implied to have a rival/deuteragonist, Lace! Not much is known about Lace, except she’s described as sadistic and set up as Hornet’s rival. And gamer dudebros hate her.

Maybe not full on hate, but they don’t like her. “Too mean and dislikable,” if memory serves. If I had to guess, they’re subconsciously picking up on the subtext and being homophobic about it: Hornet is the waifu of many a gamer bro, and between the subtext and Lace’s implied importance in the narrative/sadism/independence/backhandedness, Lace does not have a lot of love in that half of the community.

(As for the other half of the community, the player character of Hollow Knight is canonically agender. There are two canon gay couples within the game, and while not required, completing their side quests is essential to 100%ing the game. Despite being a couple of Cishet Male Gamers themselves, the Hollow Knight team is gracefully supportive of the LGBT+ community, and much of the fan base is LGBTQ+!)

But back to Lace: Lace and her subtext. Lace has insane amounts of wedding and romantic subtext despite only having 2 trailers and a demo’s worth of content. Off the top of my head:

association with white & gold, particularly white roses

Lots of church imagery, especially an emphasis on ringing bells

Lace’s and Hornet’s VAs are both Japanese, and Lace is straight up wearing a Japanese wedding garment while dressed head to toe in white

Visual design and presentation wise, Lace is framed as an equal and opposite to Hornet. Lace is likely to play the rival-won-over role that Hornet had in Hollow Knight, to the point of leaving the arena the same way as Hornet when her first fight ends

Calls Hornet delicious when first introduced. Then says she likes her when Hornet tells her to fuck off

Strongly implied to have saved Hornet in the opening trailer

And, last but certainly not least: the original Silksong announcement, with Lace’s introduction, came out on February 14th.

And that’s just off the top of my head!

I don’t want to get my hopes up, much less expect anything and get disappointed, but in my heart I am hoping gamer bros take the BIGGEST L when Silksong comes out. I hope Lace is complex and engaging and still sadistic. I hope Lace is the Vriska of Silksong. I hope Lace and Hornet have so much subtext it’s practically text. I hope the good end is locked behind a lesbian wedding.

I don’t hope for that last one specifically, but just imagine. Go on, pair off the one character that cishet male fans go “hhhurngh… female character” and draw with massive balloon tits to the character they hate the most. Do it. I believe in you

But seriously: The main character of the most wishlisted game on Steam confirmed in a wlw relationship, effectively alienating half or more than half of the fan base. Hollow Knight: Silksong has the potential to be the funniest lesbian W in the universe and I cannot wait to see how it all goes down.

#hollow knight #silksong #hollow knight silksong #hk silksong #this is Cassandra #hashtag lacenet sweep #long post #lacenet #like korrasami “’we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow”’ w #the 100 crowd

[max-nolastname]

BLACK SAILS FANS NEVER LOSE

#POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES #heres how toby stephens can still win an emmy #BLACK SAILS SWEEP #LUKE ARNOLDS PROMETHEUS NEXT IT'LL BE SO FUNNY #jon steinberg singlehandedly paying the rent of the black sails cast since 2014 #I KNEW IT IN MY SOUL I KNEW IT #black sails #pjotv #this decision will keep me alive as a black sails centric blog for the next 5-6 years #wait pjotv filming in my city.....means my chance of meeting toby stephens are higher than ever :3 #let him COOK #poseidon #idc if he's a nepo baby idc if he only got the role because of steinberg because toby stephens is gna SERVE #in bermuda shorts boat shoes and a hawaiian shirt no less

[burymeinblack2022]

i’m fucking crying.... not the duet 😭 💀 💀nickisnotgreen was right, this truly is history in the making

#colleen ballinger #miranda sings #laura lee popping the biggest bottles tonight bc coleen now has the worst apology of all time like goddamn shes so unserious #the way she thought she ate and was quirky asf ...not the dollar store bo burnham song pls #this dropped at like 11pm last night and i was there so early it still had abt 80/20 ratio....its abt 12/88 now #and i literally couldnt believe my EYES....i was so dumbfounded and just speechless ive never seen anything like this #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #welcome to the circus

[40lions]

rotating him in my mind but also flinging him around the room like one of those sticky hand toys

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #mithrun #dungeon meshi fanart #fanart #we popping the BIGGEST bottles if we get even one frame of him at the end of season 1 #my art

[etre-grantaire]

congrats to anthony burch for neatly sidestepping shipping drama by canonizing literally every s2 ship at once

it's hard to argue over ships when everyone is literally married to one another

#we popping the biggest bottles when gothcleats swiftli oakworthy gothweeb oakli oakswift happens tomorrow #i genuinely dont know most of the ship names whoops #i love that now if anyone tries to argue against a ship its just 'theyre literally married' #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dungeons and daddies spoilers #dndads spoilers

[patron-saint-of-lesbeans]

Very interesting (concerning) that while there’s a general consensus of “of course there’s queer Muslims and Jews and Christians we love them!” But that love is conditional. You can be religious but not too religious. You can be spiritual as long as it’s not actually that important to you. You can be observant of your religion’s dogma and traditions as long as you keep it away from everybody else.

But I don’t want to cut myself into smaller pieces. I don’t want to take a part of my life and culture and being and hide it away behind closed doors. It’s just…hypocritical and disappointing when people, who clamor about their love for the contradictory and self-authentic, hate when they’re confronted with it.

#tower of babble #catholic #lgbt #side b #sorry I saw a very good post pointing out the way queer Jews are often cited with the caveat that they’re not observant Jews #and how there are queer observant Jews but I didn’t want to derail so I made my own post #because fuckin hell how often do you see white queers telling queer Muslim women to stop wearing their hibjabi (unless it’s for ~cultural~ #purposes). it’s disgusting and demeaning to assume queer people don’t have deeply meaningful spiritual lives. #side b Christians 🤝 observant queer Jews 🤝 devout queer Muslims #me. happily trans and gay: I’m so happy and blessed to have this body and life - #homo/transphobes: you’re going to hell you’re evil you’re stupid you’re faking it #me: huh. oh. um. well I’m still blessed because I know you are not speaking with Christ in your heart- #a surprising number of self proclaimed radicals: uhhhh please don’t acknowledge that you’re Christian it makes us. uncomfortable. #me: …being uncomfortable and confused about others is the pride of Pride? the queer community thrives on contradiction and self definition? #anyways. prof put my pronouns down as he/she/they on the syllabus and I am popping the biggest gender affirming bottles tonight #(praying a chaplet and eating rice like the grad student peasant I am)

[justanotherfanwriter]

Everyone else: I can’t believe huntlow’s canon!!

The five people who started shipping huntlow the moment Hunter’s character dropped:

#toh #huntlow #from a rarepair to this #you know they’re popping the biggest bottles #if I were them I’d literally have SUCH an ego about it

[awakefor48hours]

Me drinking juice labeled “juice that makes you think that Azutara will be canon in the ATLA remake”: this is some delicious juice. Anyway, I can’t wait for Azutara to be canon

#I’m popping the biggest bottles when Azutara becomes canon #atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #azutara

[ariesbilly]

years later when theyve moved far away from hawkins, have been together for a couple decades, married or something close to it, settled in their life, steve getting a call from nancy that her moms died, theres gonna be a funeral. doesnt formally invite steve but its heavily implied he's welcomed to come.

and of course steves gonna go. he's stayed close with nancy all these years and he knows she has jonathan and mike and holly and her own family to lean on but theyre friends so... not going doesnt even feel like an option

and its kind of just assumed billy will go with him back to hawkins, to the funeral as his plus one. because theres not a whole lot they dont do together and they certainly havent traveled without each other, so when billy tells him its a hard no on that one, steve doesnt get it.

steve still doesnt get it when billy gets an attitude whenever steve starts talking about how sad it is for nancy that she's lost her mom, how "at least karen went peacefully", when he keeps pushing how he wants billy to go with him and "fine you dont have to go to the funeral but just come to hawkins with me for a little getaway"

and its not until steves pushing for billy to go again, muttering about how hes an asshole under his breath when billys getting all pissy and steve says something along the lines of "i seem to recall a few rumors back in the day about you being real friendly with her so i dont understand this stick up your butt all of a sudden!"

its meant to be a joke, kind of. a little bitchy, a little teasing, but he definitely wasnt expecting for billy to go off like a bomb, laying out in black and white just exactly what was going on with him and karen back in the day. how its taken billy years and years of therapy to unpack all that shit and realize how fucking gross it was and how a grown adult woman was using him to fill some void in her marriage and how he was so desperate for someone to notice him, to like him, that he didnt think twice when the moms around town would fawn after him, a teenager. a kid. and when he thinks back on that time now it just leaves him feeling dirty so, no, he does not want to be around people mourning karen wheeler and what a great wife and mother she was. sorry for nancys loss or whatever but he's gonna pass.

and now that that particular secret has come to light, steve doesnt really feel like being there either. calls up nancy and makes up an excuse that he cant get any time out of work and he's so so sorry about it, but he'll try visiting hawkins when he can to make up for it.

the flight to indiana is already booked but steve calls up and changes it to any other place that he can, doesnt matter. adds on another ticket for billy. while everyone from hawkins is at the funeral theyre locked away in a hotel room forgetting about it all. billy healing in his own way.

#i think karen should die in season 5 so i can pop the biggest bottles actually #harringrove