Even worse is the bottle of elderberry liqueur Chuck hands him, heavy black lettering and colored glass. Too floral. Floyd never liked the taste. But it's what they have here in Austria, words he can't read but can guess all the same. It tastes like a church bake sale, reminds him of flower-print dresses and his hand halfway up Sadie Workman's thigh.
Chuck looks like he's holding back a grimace, like he's wishing for something else. Tab would tease him, ask if he's secretly thinking of England's lukewarm beer or the apple brandy they'd found in Normandy, mud-soaked and exhausted, but he doesn't.
hollowed-out pianos in the dark (tab/chuck, rated e)
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Breaking news, naked man was seen being pulled out to the sky by a foreign aircraft, stay tuned for more.
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i was listening to Death Grips and had this idea :D
it was supposed to be a warmup but i got too invested ><
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YOU GOT THAT FRANCIS APPROVAL BABY (on twitter)
(and appears general approval for other reposts as well for the tumblr folks)
I SAW
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It's been almost an entire year and I still get a little upset whenever I think about Tales of Symphonia "Remastered". What a waste of time and hype, honestly.
Compare to Metroid Prime Remaster which came out around the same time. While not really a remaster in the truest sense of the word, at least it has the decency to look amazing, play better than the original release, and have every type of control scheme going.
Then back to ToSR with its five-second loading screens between each encounter. In an 80+ hour JRPG. And let's not bring up the AI-upscaled graphical "Improvements". Or the 30fps-locked framerate, when Gamecube ran seamlessly at 60.
What I'm saying is emulate Tales of Symphonia for the Gamecube and play it if you haven't yet done so. Save yourself 40+ quid and experience the game as it's meant to be experienced.
Sincerely, an old person whose first JRPG was Tales of Symphonia.
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Commission of a hellaverse succubus OC for an awesome person over on Twitter :)
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How the fuck do I have writer's block for a smut fic. Why can't I just sit down and make them finish fucking. How the fuck did I get stuck while someone has someone else's fingers inside of them. This is bullshit.
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“Deidara and Kurotsuchi are siblings/cousins!”
It’s pretty obvious you’ve forgotten this:
(I don’t care if you dislike this ship, but please stop fabricating lies to suit your narrative. It’s embarrassing that I have to bring this up in 2023)
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torrenting niche music documentaries for the purpose of burning them onto DVD for my bf's christmas/bday presents. piracy as a love language, catch me spreading my wares on a blanket at kilburn market circa 2008
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