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cowboy-7000 · 6 months
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I wanna suck a tguys dick while finger fucking his boycunt for literal hours, until my jaw hurts and they've cum over my face multiple times. Making him whine, moan and become all breathy for me, like the sweet little puppy he is. Then I'll get the strap and breed him nice and deep, until he physically can't cum anymore!
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charlieism · 1 year
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howlonomy · 2 months
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Monster Clover, like this is so awesomecool.
They're such a little beast and it is amazing and please i need more, like written text even i just need the juicy lore and emotional moments that are circling in ur brain.
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HAT: RETRIEVED!!
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graves-doodles · 3 months
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It's the cowboy in me trying to escape through creative means Wrangle's Lore dump is here!!! He's... hmmmmm... basically a Link that became an Epona
Poor guy comes from a Hyrule where everyone is enjoying the peace a little too much. So much so that when the residents of the Central City heard some country kid was being claimed as the hero, they're a little reluctant to be living through another dark time in Hyrule's history. A hero showing up means terrible things, so whats a city of snobs to do but bully this "Link" child. He runs from a crowd that had gotten a hold of him and ends up where the Triforce chills out and accidentally makes a wish to the darn thing from his pleas. "I dont want to be seen as the hero. I want to run away." And the Triforce said "Bet." Next thing Link knows is he's standing on shaking foal legs and a golden set of reins settles on his head. He couldn't do much as guards heard the commotion only to find this pony hanging about and hey free horse with a side of panic as their golden relic is completely gone. Years past and Link gets the reputation of being a brute, but does enjoy watching the people panic over a doomsday that hasn't really shown any evidence at happening. He gets to live life as a work horse and bucking cocky lawmen off of him. Until one day the infamous horse thief, Midna, stops by and skips him to go after the other horses first. Only she has to hide in his stall at almost being caught before she could leave with the last horse. The guards are furious that he's the only horse left and if they can't ride him what's the point. They gang up on him to be sold and buy other horses to another farmer, butcher, glue factory, anything. Link bucks and fights but theres too many of them. But when he all but gives up Midna comes tearing out of her hiding spot and fights her way through the guards on him. She gets real hurt in the fight, but Link charges towards her and all but throws her on his back as he bolts out of the city. They get away and have a mutual respect for one another and are pals from then on. Link never really reveals he's a person, he just stays as a loyal steed. It's simpler to him.
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loserdiaz · 1 year
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he's literally barbie, collecting jobs like they're pokemon cards lmao
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chronicowboy · 1 year
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and i'd realize that maybe it wasn't the touch of a woman i'd been hankerin for
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temeyes · 4 months
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i don't usually post wips here but ashahsshas but gonna draw the rest 141 as wild west marshals i guess??
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godnectar · 5 months
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British yan: Blimey, I've got to admit, I proper miss having you around, mate. It's like a right dull day without your banter and all that. Reckon you should come back soon, yeah?
Farmer yan: Well, doggone it, I gotta spill the beans – I'm really hankerin' for your company, partner. It's like a tumbleweed rollin' through a ghost town without ya. Reckon you best mosey on back, y'hear?
(2000) jock yan: Hey, homie, gotta spill it – I'm majorly missing your vibe. It's like, the day's straight-up whack without your banter and all that. You best roll back soon, cool?
(1980) jock yan: Yo, my dude! I gotta lay it out — I'm totally buggin' without you around. It's like a mondo dull day without your rad talk and all. Think you can cruise back soon? Tubular!
Old English speaking Yan: Hark, dear companion! Verily, I must confesseth, mine heart longeth for thy presence. 'Tis as if the day becometh somber without thy merry discourse. Pray, return anon, and bringeth cheer to these halls.
Shy yan: Uh, um, you know, I, uh, I kinda, uh, gotta admit—st-st-stuttering here—that, uh, I really miss, um, having you around, yeah. It's like, you know, a r-r-really boring day without you and all that. R-reckon you should, um, come back s-s-soon, yeah?
this is the best way to tell me "imy come back" after I've went off for some hours 🥹🥹👌👌
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suiana · 10 months
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I suddenly remembered this thing about the "Cowboy hat rule"
Cus apperantly If you take someone's cowboy hat and put it on your head, then you're supposed to "ride the cowboy"
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Makes me wanna go swiper go swiping on Yan! Cowboy's hat 😩✋
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"yeah, that's right my sweet... just like that..."
he smirks lazily at you, circling his thumb around your bruised hips as you bounce up and down of his hard cock. your hole clenches around it, making it harder to move as you whine and tug on his shirt, begging him to stop being so damn lazy.
he laughs at your attempt, kissing you passionately as he adjusts the hat he usually wears that was currently on your head. and that hat was the reason you were in this situation. you hadn't known of such a rule! you honestly just wanted to try it on! it's not like you minded though. because you'd ride this cowboy anyday.
"you're wandering darlin'. focus on me."
he mumbles, nipping at your neck as he begins to thrust up into your hole.
"don't worry, I'll teach you how to ride me."
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thepsychodump · 3 months
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So… we know Lacey is Clay’s daughter… and we can assume Lian from PLA is Clay’s ancestor… and both Lacey and Lian have pink/pink-adjacent hair… which could mean… CLAY DYES HIS HAIR AND HIS NATURAL HAIR COLOR IS PINK
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cowboy-7000 · 6 months
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need to breed a pretty tboy deep and whisper to him how im going to knock him up
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foldingfittedsheets · 6 months
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So this years Friendsgiving we have some folks coming over and we’re gonna do a DnD one shot over dinner.
I had pretty much no character ideas whatsoever and I kinda thought I’d just reuse a prior one shot character for it.
My betrothed on the other hand had a strong inclination to play a cowboy, a gunslinger paladin. We were laying in bed and they were weaving me a tapestry of their cowboy and it struck me.
I started wheezing with laughter and I said, “I want to play your horse.”
They started cackling too. “Like a centaur?”
“I mean, sure, I’d also just play a horse. But like. Imagine rolling into town riding your centaur friend who’s name is just a horse name. Like Crackerjack or something.”
The DM said no.
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bendycxmet · 16 days
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like many others before me i have just been thinking about vashs earring...
i understand his coat is for practical uses in hiding his weapons and arsenal, at least in trimax. but his earring is entirely an accessory choice. who did it for him? when did he do it? why?
was it to create a sense of self after losing everything that he's ever known and loved? to try and create his own sort of identity instead of only having the perceptions of all on no man's land attached to him? did he want it to separate himself entirely from the monster that is his brother, to show that at first glance they may look alike, but hey i have this earring! that's gotta count for something! I'm different!
then there's the matter of how he got it. because if he did it himself, god the implications of that. i imagine he did it on the run, maybe one night when his memories were too much, alone in an inn, needle up to his ear...
would he take the proper precautions and place something cold to numb the area before piercing? to ease the pain? or just go in full force, believing that he's deserving of the pain... that it must be what everyone has suffered at the hands of his brother, or even worse. if he willingly takes bullets, then maybe taking the pain of a needle is no different for him.
or maybe it's just nightow wanting to make vash look extra cool and stylish. the world may never know. but i bet it's wonderful to see fans speculate and discuss the tiniest of details in your work that you maybe never put a second thought into.
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tiredlilguy · 3 months
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Soft cowboy!nanami who has you under his arm while you’re both listening to music that’s playing at the saloon-
Ur in the middle of listening to a song when u suddenly feel like standing up and dancing, you invite him to join, but he just gives you a soft smile and shakes his head
U eventually convince him by taking his hat and dancing around with it, making him get up and pull you close to him
“You do understand what it means when a sweet thing like you takes a cowboy’s hat, right?”
and then u smirk and just pull him in for a kiss because the hold that he has on your waist has already pulled u close enough
>w<
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chronicowboy · 6 months
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l3viat8an · 10 months
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i just saw the post about the cowboy hat rule and imma be honest i confused it for the "covering kiss with hat" trope and did not realize it was a sex rule 😭 although, which of the guys would do the hat kiss thing?
Hdksusuhs very fair honestly, they are easy to mix up-
But for hat coved kisses!!-
This has Lucifer all over it! He loves ‘hindin’ you’ behind his hat for a quick (or not so quick) kiss.
Simeon too!! He loves the bit of privacy and being able to kiss in public lol
Solomon being the possessive ass he is does it all the time, because he loves to kiss you but doesn’t really like others getting to watch.
Barbatos!! Honestly he does it to get more attention, he likes others watching, knowin’ exactly what he’s doing and not being able to do anything about it. 
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