#real life is so lame

[dreamwinged]

me looking at my mom after she found out my finals ended a week before my flight home and dead serious said “well we can move your flight up then and get you home earlier!!”

#.mei’s chatter ˚༘⋆ ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ #and here i was thinking i’d stay even later….. #i don’t even want to go home in the first place why would i wanna go EARLIER?? 😭 #i gen thought she was joking at first #bc here i am happier than ever with irl friends who actually care about me for not an exaggeration the first time in my life #it is such a beautiful thing to finally feel listened to and loved and surrounded by ppl who actually care for me #n i have to leave them all and prob never see them again in less than a month #im gonna drag that out for as long as i can thx #SHE DOESNT KNOW ALL THAT THO it’s rly not that deep the thought of leaving just makes me emo bc i ❤️ my friends but. YEAH NO WAY I GO EARLY #it’s gonna be hard…. #i think she just misses me prolly and that’s why she brought it up but #they’re here now and only leave 10 days before i do and then i don’t have school again til AUGUST so like ? she’ll see me plenty #sigh i wish i could stay another month but im broke + have a job lined up for when i get home .. #real life is so lame

[nbnaruto]

Personal headcanons for the older Grayson bro Danny au:

whenever Dick comes over Danny threatens all the ghosts to stay in the zone on pain of second death

Red Huntress deals with any rampaging nonsentient ghosts while Dick is in town, he thinks she's cool as fuck but that feeling is diminished when he sees her and his brother's weird fucking flirting (for whatever reason Dick doesn't tell B about the ghosts or he does but B doesnt believe him, you decide)

Dick has very minor ectocontamination from being around Amity for so long, it's basically non-existent but now he has slightly longer canines (baby fangs!), an eyeshine, and cold ass hands (nothing to the extent of the Fenton kids who are constantly extremely off-putting to anyone who isn't from amity park)

Bruce: Did you have fun staying with your older brother this weekend?

Dick, who is usually an utter troll: Yeah, hunting down the reanimated food was kinda weird but I think that's just how the Fentons bond

Bruce: that's nice, Dick

Dick visits whenever he needs a break, Danny heads to Gotham/Blud to hang out when he misses his lil bro. They video call whenever possible and Dick is added to the fenton kids groupchat

Early on Danny phased through into the mansion basement out of curiosity and distrust of billionaires, he doesn't know why he's surprised (guess he will just have to ask Tucker to have his phone rigged to notify him of any Robin related vigilante activity that hits the news)

Amity park is pretty cut off from the outside world, no one there recognizes him as Richie Grayson and 90% of the population think batman is a hoax or aren't even aware he's a thing, whenever he visits he's just seen as Fenton's little brother.

I love yj Dick's creepy ass laugh so I'm keeping it and guess what? It's genetic. 3 goosebump-raising cackles coming right up

Dick teaches Danny and Ellie trapeze, Danny is kinda shit at it but it's fun bonding time anyway

Ellie has absolutely convinced Dick to set fire to a Valdco warehouse with her

Danny and Ellie have an ongoing competition trying to convince Dick that "Space/The ocean is coolest!!", they get into fist fights over it. Dick thinks it's funny so he will never pick a side (they're fun fights not I'm mad at u fights, it's cool)

Dick is the goth one, I will not elaborate

#dp x dc #danny phantom #this au is running circles in my head #unrelated headcanons: #jason is only a bit more ectocontaminated than dick since its not like the lazarus pit brought him back to life #it just healed him #Red huntress knows about danny being phantom #also red huntress is called red hunter in my head cuz the suit is much more androgenous and she wears a voice modulator #maybe crimson hunter? there are way too many reds #GRAY GHOST REAL #im a gray ghost truther 1st and person second #not related at all but i wanted ppl to know #i have more but i cant think of them rn so this is all #oh wait maybe Red Hunter/Huntress is part of justice league dark #as a treat for me personally #red hunter sounds kinda lame doesnt have the same finesse as huntress but whatever #too bad huntsman is already taken in dc #older grayson bro au #mine

[kinokoshoujoart]

happy glasses day! 1001

Rock seems to have had a talent for breaking things as a kid… so if he ever needed glasses, they likely ended up like this.

#excuse to draw imaginary scenarios #there’s no way in hell this dude went to a real school but it’s shorthand ok #also his expression is bc of the faces his kids make. mine was such an angel but looked nervous and shy #so i think rock had an awkward phase. he’s a dork to begin with but as a teen he was a mouthy lame dweeb #my art #sos awl #bokumono #story of seasons #harvest moon a wonderful life #hm awl #hm anwl #rock (awl) #story of seasons a wonderful life #harvest moon awl #harvest moon #fanart #sos rock #sos awl rock #i think he looked like this anyway. if by a miracle he attended a regular school he got kicked off the swim team #reminder that rock grew up into a fiancé who picks you up for your date by saying ‘it’s time to d-d-d-DATE!’ #as soon as tei and lou could they got him contacts due to the ever present risk of rock gouging his eyes out #i think of rock at this age as being a little scamp and rascal who wasn’t yet trying to be Fashion

[morethanwonderful]

One of the things I think of a lot with regards to John is—why didn't he have any friends in his real life?

None of the beta kids ever seem to mention having irl friends that they miss in the aftermath of the apocalypse. And yeah, they've got a lot of other stuff going on, and it's not really in the narrative's nature to bring up people not somehow involved with sburb, but on a watsonian level, if any of them had other friends that died in sburb's aftermath, you'd think they'd say something about that grief at some point.

It's relatively easy to explain away the other beta kids' friendlessness. Jade lives alone on an island, Dave is Dave (raised in an extremely weird way that does not make him well-suited for regular life), and Rose's mom is strange and rich enough that Rose probably goes to some shitty private school or has an online tutor or something.

But John is such a public school-type kid through and through. He's just some guy. But the more I think about him, the more I'm thinking about why he must not have any friends. He canonically spends most of his time online.

He's into (poorly) coding, shitty movies, online games, and magic tricks, none of which are a particular recipe for popularity—especially not as a twelve year old in 2009. He also has a peanut allergy.

Unfortunately, that's also probably a social strike against him. Schools are historically really bad at dealing with kids with severe allergies. There's decent odds John was eating alone and isolated at an "allergy table."

Overall, he's kind of made for being a run of the mill social outcast. He's not Dave levels of weird, and he might not be horribly bullied, but he absolutely strikes me as the few to no friends sort in a really painfully mundane way. He's just some dweeb. He's painfully sincere and enthusiastic most of the time, yet clearly has some self-hatred issues deep down that he doesn't like to think about.

He likes unpopular things and lives his life online. And pre sburb, at least his online life seems happy! He has good friends! But I can't help but wonder what his hours not at his computer screen were like. It's hard being twelve years old and goofy and awkward and friendless.

All those deeply repressed internalized thoughts about how lame he is have to come from somewhere, y'know?

#john shines SO bright and is SO enthusiastic most of the time. aggressively so #he loves what he loves. and yet #lame kid. clowns. etc #it really makes me think about how those ideas end up in his head and what his school life must be like #and the peanut allergy on top of his interests—perfect unpopular nerd cocktail unfortunately #like John is the least angsty character in a lot of ways. esp pre-sburb john #he doesn't have a crazy horrible life like a lot of his friends #but the mundane relatability makes the struggles he does have all the worse y'know? #sorry I did warn y'all I was going to be losing it over John during this reread #homestuck #john egbert #homestuckposting #english major hours #andie rereads homestuck #and yeah I know that dave comic I linked is just a fanwork #but it rings SO real and true for me #it's canon in my heart and completely aligns with canon as far as I know #long post #ID in alt text #homestuck 72 #<<it's about multiple pages but the allergy page is what prompted this

[potatobugz]

uh. uh . uhhhm. here take a bunch of out of context wips from a comic im making. I've been making. ..........for the past four days.

#south park #sp #wip #not tagging the characters in this one cuz im not done yet #featuring two unnamed characters that arent in the showni just made them up (thumbsup) #guys this js gonna be so god damn cheesy im loving it so far though #cant write fanfiction so i gotta draw comics #I WISH THE DAY WAS LONGER BWAAA if i dont go to sleep before 12 tonoght im gonna have the worst time of my life tomorrow (eepy) #but i wanna draw. for ten hours. whyyy must physical limits be a thing grraagh so lame #pip finds damien and they become friends but for real this time bottom text #ive been calling it pip dies and goes to hell because idk what else to name it. and i think its funny #I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN TO THE PART WHETE THEY ACTUALLY MEET YET AIVSJAHSJ #potatart

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

i don’t mean this to sound homophobic or whatever but some queer people literally cannot conceptualize that they actively look down on things they consider “basic” or “straight” with an insane level of contempt no matter how much they say they support everyone and everything. like. if i tell you i love riverdale because it’s campy and fun and you give me that look of disgust because you perceive riverdale as some basic lame straight people show. that’s not very like. nice. and then you refuse to hear me out in my show’s defense… and you just wave me off with a “whatever like whatever you like” but you’re still looking at me like i’ve just ordered a pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and listening to taylor swift. like at a certain point when will you admit you’re not actually very nice about people’s interests that don’t align with yours.

#i just brought up wonka to my friend and she immediately went into how much she doesn’t like timothee chalamet and she would never see this #stupid movie because she thinks he’s so annoying and da da da. #and i was like. well actually i love timothee chalamet i think he’s funny and i’d love to see him in a bad musical… #and i brought this up. because i was GOING to lead into asking her to see it with me so we could laugh at all the stupid parts together #and i didn’t even get there because she was frankly just such a hater #this is the real life friend who just followed me on letterboxd btw #i’m considering blocking her honestly because like. i do not vibe with the way she uses that website and i do not think it needs to be a #social media thing for us. it’s a little insane actually that she would actively want to follow me on there and then her own profile is so. #like it’s mean to say her profile sucks but she doesn’t have a picture or favorites and she doesn’t leave reviews and like. what am i #following you for!!!! why do you use this website!!!! #and i literally said to her girl your profile is a bit lame at least add a picture #and she got so mad at me for this as if i’d just suggested killing her boyfriend #which frankly i do want to do but that’s neither here nor there #like what do you think is going to happen to you if you pick four movies to represent your taste on the movie website. #if you put a little jpeg of a character you enjoy as your pfp. if you maybe express an opinion on something you saw #what fo you think will happen to you if you do those things. #and why. if you’re not going to do those things. did you need to follow ME. who does!!! #and get all up in MY movies and MY opinions and MY head while giving me nothing back…. #like. i say some shit on there ok why does she get to read that but all i get is. ‘watched some czech film from 1965 on december 14th’ #like hello. hi. hello.

[mityenka]

i really had my manic pixie dream girl indie movie love interest moment yesterday when i went on a date (not with my crush but with a different guy unfortunately) and i almost missed my train home and i had to run to catch it and he couldn't keep up so i was leaning out of the doors to look for him and by the time he arrived the doors closed (right in that moment) and when he opened them again we only had time to hug each other goodbye before the train left the station. i don't have any feelings for him but it truly honestly felt like something out of a movie scene

#my writing makes this sound so lame by the way i swear it was cooler in real life

[gibbearish]

yknow what bugs me is when ppls criticism of YA media boils down to them just not knowing how teenage crushes work

#'bella being depressed because edward wasnt at school is unhealthy obsession' no that's called having a crush #'him asking her out by them hearing a rumor saying theyre dating and bella going 'what should i say' +him responding 'well i guess you could #tell them yes. yknow just because its easier' is lame and boring' are you kidding me i ate that shit up at that age #when two shy awkward people flirt thats how you end up in a relationship is you both kind of just sidle your way up to it #and i dont even feel like that one contributes to like 'things abt him that arent necessarily red flags on their own but as a whole point to #bad things' like. from what i gathered feom the movie bella did not seem like the type to like some big first move #like. shes an emo bruh girl. if it wasnt some sort of edgy teenage heartthrob performance then shed just brush him off like #every other Conventionally Attractive Dude™ falling all over her #ppl keep acting like her not going for every other dude who wants her is a character flaw or bad writing but. like #literally just have you ever met a depressed teenage girl. #shes Not Like Other Girls™ and finds regular guys who express emotions in regular ways boring #her wanting him over every other bland boring safe guy she could have in an instant isnt a plot hole‚ its characterization #also i disagree with the vibe that she's just a blank slate like. as someone who was a depressed teenage girl #she didn't come across as blank to me #she came across as. depressed and emo and trying so very hard to look cool and mysterious at all times and had #spent her life up to that point praying to find out magic was real and could whisk her away into a life of adventure and romance and drama #you look me in the eyes and tell me that girl didn't spend middle school chewing through every book she could get her hands on #as fast as possible. #idk #origibberish

[bornunderpunchestheheatgoeson]

listen if youre online arguing about what "true punk' is youre already too far gone. ok now that being said i have a secret opinion to share ⬇️

#i know how lame it is to care about ''posers'' like literally who cares we're all adults just do yo thang #but.............. the more time i spend in my local scene(s) the more i become aware of ppl who are like aspirationally alternative #like you wanna be edgy bc you think its badass and counterculture #but you dont have the backbone to do anything for yourself without worrying about how others will see you #like youre so deadset on fitting in to this one subculture but you seemingly dont particularly like anything about it? #all you want is to look cool in front of your peers so you just absorb whatever is popular with them at the time. #opinions music attitude appearance all based on whatevers trendy. which we're all guilty of i know #but why try so hard to fit into this idealistic 'punk' label. it sucks and is so lame and everyone can tell how hard youre posturing #and not to throw stones in glass houses but these ppl r so awful to talk to #seemingly never attempted an original thought in their life. speaks exclusively in twitter/tiktok/tumblr memes or buzzwords #never really listens to you and only factors in your opinion after he's run it by the ppl he wants to fit in with #um i mean they 🧍 #could be thinking of a specific guy i know. maybe #anyways i think im discovering in real time what a ''poser'' is and its making me feel like a cranky old man #always have to remind myself to be empathetic and not judge too harshly bc literally who am i and who cares #but it still gets my goat occasionally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prncssguya]

so the real villain is jin buyeon

#kdrama #alchemy of souls #this is so lame #the way naksu has been used by everyone her whole life #jin buyeon always been sus and it seems like hong sisters aren’t going to give us any real answers #why would they pull this with three episodes left?? #also why didn’t she stop naksu from running wild if that was within her power?? #leave cho yeong alone. let her live #she better pray i don’t find her 🔪

[agnimybeloved]

i’m gonna get hexed or something for saying this but marshall and gary aren’t doing much for me in the new show… i really wanted to be excited about them. and i don’t dislike them or anything but idk. gumlee will just never be bubbline. and what makes me love bubbline so much is their long complicated history and the fact that they’re both eccentric weirdos 😭 so for that to be stripped away and to just give marshall and gary a hallmark meet cute takes away all the interest for me personally 💔

#gumlee already isnt as powerful as a mlm pairing but like they took away the crazy weirdo aspect of their relationship #so theres just not much else to enjoy about their relationship for me at this point 😭 #i do understand its a non-magic universe but come on. #punk and avant garde people exist in real life. #also i just have such a huge bone to pick with marshall’s design #they robbed him of his genderfuck swag. #i do like the f&c outfits a bit more than the lame classic red flannel but they could push it so much more #and they could do such more fun things with his hair like come onnnn marcie does it up all the time 😭💔 #atf&c

[milkyberryjsk]

i know muse's (literal) death was unceremonious and underwhelming but there is something thematically satisfying about the villain that made spectacles of his killings die in such a.. bland way

#it happened after his monologue about why he does it as well #unlike his art pieces #he had no real control over his own death #and also the way his actual art was drawn #they usually took up half a page up to entire two-page spreads #and the panel of his burning body was just in a corner lol #i thought that i was maybe reading too much into it until i remember that he says something along the lines of #“you're big! they're small!” #so that's interesting ! #idk i was just kinda bothered that people were like #he died so lame! #and it's like Augh not really !? #the build up to his death had a lot to give that contributed to a bigger picture to think about with his character and i think that's #more fun to think about than “i wish he died cooler” #i do wish sam's battle with him was maybe a littlee bit longer though #also also it's kind of neat how no matter what type of backstory you want to give muse #it'd work either way #sorta #like if he had a tragic backstory it'd be like okay! he's regaining a sort of control in life he lacked before #but if he Didn't and was just bored (lol) #then that's him finding or giving his own meaning to life through death #actually i think that'd be neater #since his pieces were mainly commentary above all else #i think that's all i have to say #i am only confident in about sixty percent about what i said but it's finally all outyipee!! #a.talks

[munamania]

this post had to turn off reblogs and stuff bc of all the people calling this biphobic. we’re literally in the worst timeline

#let’s talk thru that thought shall we. when we’re speaking of a phobia in terms of oppression that means one group must hold power #over another in ways that are reinforced by institutions. correct? so the way bi ppl experience oppression Is through homosexuality #but let’s ignore that. truly. let’s not even go there #if we’re speaking of biphobia as the phenomenon of not believing or manipulating someone’s identity to fit some gross opinion you have of #them and bigoted ideas ppl have. if we’re speaking of invalidation #WHERE does it say bi women. and also. how much power does a post like this for real have over your life and emotions #are we seriously not allowed to make fun of lame ass boyfriends. you all suck #ppl got fucking weird in the notes too like i hope you can physically feel these two fucking each other relentlessly #girl go outside. over two not real specified people in a tumblr post. good lord… #abby talks #i complain abt this bc i feel like we need to be serious. look at the shit going on in the world and tell me why we need genuine infighting #we don’t have time for that. peoples lives are at risk. jesus christ.

[objectcrazy]

inputting character names into the relationship tag searcher on ao3 reveals. interesting thinfs

there are several things wrong this picture

#who is virgil #why is the top ship so fucking lame #why are there aparent high number of tsp fics with him??? #WHERE IS FUCKING GRADY?!?!??? HIS ACTUAL REAL LIFE BOYFRIEND?!?!!? #please help #ao3 stuff #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #fanfiction #portal #portal 2 #wheatley portal 2

[jrueships]

rewatched shooting stars aka the baby bron and friends movie <3 very cute

#wood harris was so adorable in that role i love cringe coach dad harris #the fab five <33 #thats so lame lol i love them #the movie was rlly long tho.. like scene-wise the pacing could be better cus i watched with other people #and we looove talking through boring scenes of movies and we talked A lot #we dont rlly talk during movies like that.. only during quiet or long takes so #and then the editing style was like?? near the end like it tried to be winning time which is fine cus wt didnt invent that style but #it's just weird cus it suddenly switched like that idk #BUT the length of the movie did help highlight a lot of the people #their friendship felt incredibly real bcs it was #seeing romeo go from adversary to own honorary video game controller was <33 #their lil 'epic fight' which quickly concluded them running and hiding in the team bus #the goofy kids were just goofy kids forced to deal with growing up too fast #maybe thats why the editing style suddenly switched so stylish-like near the end.. everything happening at once #suddenly all the life is flashy and stuff #even if that wasnt on purpose i like thinking of it as a new positive way idk i like having more than one side to the coin #that still connect to the same coin #kinda wish they talked more about cotton tho smh his only personality really was kind funny and likes to eat #so basically every heavyset person in media #i wanna hear abt his problems as well!! #hes a real person too! hes gotta have em!! #mane #i guess we dont know 😭

[guinevereslancelot]

why do i have an almost date tomorrow 😬

#its a video call but i metna guybin a dating app i joined today #we're probably not very well matched he's clearly a genius and an overachiever #he lives really far away but he's moving close by to get his PhD next year #and he's a lawyer #i didn't ask but he's probably getting his phd at one of the fancy ivy league schools in the area 😭 #he sent me an op-ed he published and everything #he's two years younger than me and achieved more than i ever will in my life hopefully he doesn't think im lame and dumb lol #i probably couldn't make it work bc of how badly ive done in school and life he will probably think im stupid :( #but he seems nice so far tho he was clearly disappointed my eyes were brown 😆 #anyway lawyer doctor may be out of my barely graduated high school and community college now currently unemployed league #lol #but we'll see #in all seriousness he's probably too intense and overachieving i need a laid back chill person lol #also he's moving a tiny bit fast? hard to tell but i dont have much experience online dating idk lol #anyway wish me luck i wasn't expecting an instant date after joining the app lol ✌️😅 #also he works forna charity #and i garuntee he's going to harvard or something for his phd thats the only reason to leave his current area to do it in massachusetts #i was literally like this guy cant be real but he is lol