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uchihaharlot · 4 months

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FOR THE LIFE OF ME COULD NOT GET THIS TO LET ME EDIT IT??!!!! wtf tumblr!

Ok what the hell, this is so gosh darn wholesome and sweet. I am such an old soul (like seriously sorry these songs are so damn old). I included potential songs they would dance to below. Though I am more partial to Billie Holiday’s ‘I’ll Be Seeing You’ — ‘I don’t want to set the world on fire’ by The Ink Spots is really on par for an Uchiha. I know you said party, but this is now the festival of romance. Lol.

N/SFW(?? Super suggestive); pining; down bad simpy boy Shisui who can’t keep his eyes or hands off you.

• Ok so, my king. Shisui, is such a suave guy. Hears this girl laughing out with some friends at the spring Festival of Romance. He’s not entirely new to the scene, but the night has been overwhelming. Lots of grabby girls trying to capture one of Konoha’s most eligible bachelors. He’d really only came for the food and drinks.

• Target acquired, oops. Red spun pearls dial in when he hears this girl laugh before he actually sees her — it didn’t help that she was drop dead gorgeous either. It wasn’t even her looks that caught his attention first, it was the sweet little melodic wisp of her laugh/hum.

• Super down bad from the go. Basically is sharingan fucking her from a distance, respectfully, secretly. The man just likes what he sees, and he wants a before and after image of their first encounter. Sike, he’s just that shameless.

• Has no issue walking right up to her group of friends to address his desires. Shisui would say something extremely corny while still making it sound good, ‘You know what you'd look beautiful in? My arms.’

• Doesn’t even wait for the silly oneliner to register before he swoops her up to the dance floor, lol. Poor girl is just like system crash.exe.

• Doesn’t even need to try, this girl is besotted and honestly, a little caught off guard by his advances. Shisui normally thinks rationally, so he’ll apologize for stealing her so abruptly from her friends but, like, ‘If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back.’

• 🫣🫠 She doesn’t even know how to respond to that, he is just so bold. Will turn her cheek shyly which just has Shisui smiling the full width of his mouth. She’s in just as deep as he is.

• But when she looks back up at him, oh man. His lips are a hairsbreadth away, and that’s when she is caught in his vision. Inoperable, he won’t coerce her, consent is king but if she closes her eyes.

• Shisui will feather his lips to hers and reel her a little closer. The music sounds muffled over the sound of her capillaries expanding and rushing blood through her ears. Ah fuck, when did his hand end up at that small of her back. He won’t overtly take advantage of the situation, but part of him really is tempted to.

• Shisui lovingly places his hands in all the right spots, appropriate for public, inappropriate for strangers. Wholly hot and scandalous.

• There are a plethora of people surrounding them, so Shisui will bring her closer than close, basically his mouth to her ear as she guides them across the dance floor. She’s incredibly sweet but quiet when they whisper between one another. They’ll end up spending majority of the night out dancing — probably the last people to leave. With her head on his shoulder, Shisui is blissed out by her presence.

• Shisui is a gentleman, he’ll offer to ‘walk’ her home. Surprise Shunshin before he even considers if she has a sensitive stomach. It will catch her off guard and surprisingly makes her curse, ‘fuck me’ out of exasperation under her breath.

• To which Shisui would quip, ‘don’t mind if I do.’

#shisui headcanons #shisui uchiha #uchiha shisui #i miss shisui #shisui is a babe #he’s my blorbo #Spotify

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leviackermanscleaningbuddy · 1 year

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The fact that nonna really looked at this face and said “naw I’m good” originally. Like bestie respectfully wtf. Just casually turning down the cutest boy in probably the whole university (strap in for this head cannon it’s a longer one)

Also like no way he wasn’t a hearthrob, like the boy had to be known. Just every subgender hoping they can get a chance to shoot their shot. Like I don’t think we was as infamous as like Minho or San in the university, but boy is definitely up there.

I can also imagine him being oblivious as hell. Like one of the female omegas in his program asking him for help constantly to try and get invited to his studio. And granted I would also be shooting my shot, but homeboy does not get it.

Oh they are just leaning closer cause they can’t see the screen

Yeah my neck hurts a lot from looking down too, my mom showed me this self message to fix it

You’re right it is chilly in here, keeping a blanket might be nice. You should layer more with the winter months coming

Or their worst nightmare is when Changbin is there because they have seen the subtle glances they have thrown each other in lecture halls

And Chan doesn’t talk about his pack or relationships to most people, why would he need to? So cut to their shock when they arrive all primped and preened just to see Noona sleeping on the couch in there.

“Oh, she’s my mate. Well one of them actually, my moonmate specifically. She’s been feeling ill recently so my scent helps her a lot. She’ll probably just sleep the entire time so don’t worry about waking her.”

But a new scent in her mates studio definitely snapped her awake. Cue Chan fussing over Noona obsessively

“Let me go get you a blanket from my locker” “How about a sports drink, you need to stay hydrated” “Minho packed you some cubed fruit in my bag. Give me a few more minutes and I’ll feed you.”

After a half hour of it, the other omega gives up. Probably saying they need the sleep and feel better about the assignment.

“You didn’t have to baby me that much Channie,” you said before accepting the mango skewered on the fork he held for you

“And miss out on this rare opportunity, never darling. Plus I didn’t want to explain to the dean why there was a poor omega injured in my studio.” You roll your eyes “I could smell your scent change the second she walked in before you even woke up darling”

Nikki

She really be like

AND OMG THE HEAD CANON.

We know she’s the jealous type (thanks Minho) so this would totally happen.

And Chan being oblivious to everyone crushing on him and trying to get his attention? Classic. 👌🏻

#skz #stray kids #stay #ot8 #omegaverse #skz!pack #skz!abo #poly!skz #inbox #reply #ask #moots #mutuals #anon #anonymous #sweet nonnie #Nikki #chan #y/n #my submissions #submission

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snnydcysarchivee · 11 months

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Lumi my love, you're so wonderful and kind and I'm so lucky we're friends. I follow you because I love interacting with you. I love Dean and Sonny's relationship and how it's developing. I love how you write and I love how kind you are and generous with your time. ♥♥♥♥

Please tell me anonymously or not why you follow me. I could use some positive messages

alex.. respectfully... WTF??? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I JUST KBERJGERKG i am so happy with how close we've gotten and how you've been there for me and i just fucking love you skgbekgb ugh YES OUR BABIES. I LOVE THEM. I LOVE YOU.

#𝚂𝙸𝙲𝙺𝚈 𝚅𝙸𝙲𝙺𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝙽 . . . answered #I'M FINE

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what-do-1000-swords-look-like · 2 years

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I have had this sitting in my drafts for so long and I was going to just delete it when going through the list to close things up today, but then I realized this is an important point especially when it comes to the topics of Destiel and Buddie.

Putting it all under the cut. It goes without saying, if you don't like, don't read.

This is just a personal pet peeve of mine but it absolutely irks me when I see people go out of their way to point out to others that a relationship can't happen because of one of the character's supposed sexual orientation (or both).

For example:

Not only is this person completely incorrect (see the breakdown of what is actually canon for Destiel here, plus I'll say it again, if it's brought to the characters' attention and part of the official story, it's canon) but of course Dean's purported sexuality is their default setting that they go to in order to make what they view as their successful argument. (spoiler alert: it's not) Completely missing the point that while Cas' romantic confession was confirmed by the actor as Cas' sexuality being confirmed (while this is great for representation and it's a win, technically Cas is a non-binary angel in a male presenting body), the actual moment in the episode had nothing to do with anything sexual at all. Cas loves Dean. It has nothing to do with Dean's sexual orientation, regardless of any response he might have given. It is a purely romantic moment. These idiots (above) don't seem to grasp the concept that romantic orientations and sexual orientations are two very different things and don't always go hand in hand. But I'm starting to digress, so I'll get to my main points.

First of all, visual media is a form of art and art is meant to be subjective when read/interpreted/viewed. Not everyone will see the same thing, and that is okay. So to go out of your way to invalidate someone's read of a character's sexuality or romantic orientation doesn't make you look smart, it just makes you look like an intolerant ass. So stop doing it. You're entitled to your opinion, but stop invalidating other people's viewpoints.

Secondly, wtf do sexual orientations have to do with romantic orientations or even someone's love for someone else? Yes, we have labels, but that doesn't always mean that once that box is checked that we're not allowed to make our own rules about how we live our lives, or to change our minds. Sexuality is fluid. As are romantic orientations. Remember that.

Thirdly, I think you need to ask yourselves (meaning the haters), why does this character or relationship being portrayed in this dynamic (i.e romantic) and/or orientation bother you so much that you feel the need to go out of your way to invalidate others seeing it that way? So much so that you will spend most of your free time if not all of it purposely going into the tags on this site (or on YouTube video comment sections or Twitter feeds) to look for this character's/ship's content and not only start ridiculous arguments about it but actively seek out to invalidate those people's readings/interpretation/desire for representation for themselves and others they know? So much that if an actor playing one of these characters or crew or writers or showrunner either confirms or denies anything in regards to this character/ship and this topic, that you immediately feel the need to attack full force and hurl hatred and insults at them? You really need to take a good look deep within as to why Dean possibly being bisexual or Buddie going canon or an older woman with a younger (but age appropriate) man (i.e. Caryl) bothers you so much.

Fourthly, stop. Just stop. No one needs that shit and you should just go troll somewhere else (or preferably don't troll at all). Regardless of how hard you "stan" or how rigorously you defend your viewpoint, it won't change what the show intends to do with the story (Buddie specifically). You can keep your viewpoints, share them (respectfully), but ultimately you do not decide where the story of the shows go; the writers do. So knock it off. Seriously.

And based on this conversation I had last night with my friend, I think I finally figured out why certain people go apeshit when it comes to these relationships possibly turning romantic, sexual, or both (besides blatant homophobia where that's concerned): self-inserts. Because if you think about it, most of the bullying and harassment and hatred and name-calling and all that shit comes from women. Not to say that there aren't men out there who state their opinions at times on these ships and loudly, but they really are the minority when it comes to this crap. And that's because of self-inserts. They fantasize about one of the characters or both (in certain situations). Either it's about a character they fantasize about or they place themselves within the role of the other character (i.e. Hermione, Sansa, Bella, etc.) and what they consider to be a threat (in the form of another character let's say or relationship forming), they immediately seek to invalidate, eradicate, and gatekeep that character(s).

I'll use some popular examples of ship wars to illustrate my point:

Caryl vs Donnie - who does this ship center around? Daryl.

Clexa vs Bellarke - centers around: Clarke.

Dramione vs Romione vs Harmione - centers around: Hermione.

Team Edward (Belward) vs Team Jacob (Jakella) - centers around the biggest self-insert going: Bella.

BuckTaylor vs Buddie - centers around: Buck.

BuckAbby vs Buddie - centers around: Buck.

EddieAna vs Buddie - centers around: Eddie.

Jonerys vs Jonsa - centers around: Jon.

Daensa vs Jonerys - centers around: Dany.

Destiel vs Wincest - centers around: Dean.

Sam (with literally anyone else) vs Wincest - centers around: Sam.

Can you see where I'm going with this? While some of these people may genuinely love one of these characters (or both) for themselves and feel protective of them (i.e. wanting Dean to live and be happy; wanting Eddie and Buck to both be happy; wanting Dany to live; wanting Bella to have the best of both worlds, etc.), the others take it to an extreme and that's where these bullying and invalidation tactics come in.

This isn't to nullify any conversation on any character's supposed sexual and/or romantic orientations and the kernel of homophobia that is always present (from certain sections of the audience) when it comes to queer coded relationships whether they've gone canon on screen (or in the books) or not. That all is very much still a legit point of concern (and I always say the people that are homophobic, that are indeed bothered by two men loving each other as more than friends, or two women dating, so much so that they attack and invalidate and bully and name-call need to do some serious self-reflection).

But it does make a bit more sense considering all the bullying and hatred that is spewed at Destiel fans, Buddie fans, Jonsa fans, Caryl fans, Jakella fans, Bellarke fans, etc. It's the self-insert problem.

And tbf, there's nothing wrong with self-insert itself as a practice. There are tons of well written Dean x Reader, Bucky x Reader, etc fanfics out there. It's a practice that some writers use (as we see with Stephenie Meyer as Bella in The Twilight Saga & J.K. Rowling as Hermione & Ron as her husband in Harry Potter) to create stories. But it's when it's taken to the extreme that it becomes a problem, when someone who wants to keep, say Dean or Sam, for themselves and turns that blurred line between fiction and reality into an excuse to hurl hatred and viciousness at someone who ships one of them with a different character which may or may not suggest a different sexual or romantic orientation compared to the one the character would need to have (in their minds) in order to engage with this fan this way in their fantasies.

And also tbf, there are some people out there who genuinely don't like the pairings or the characters that would be paired with their favorite/comfort characters. Some people don't genuinely like Cas. Some people genuinely don't like Eddie. Some people genuinely don't like Bellamy or Jacob or Ron or Carol. And who they feel these characters are to their faves. And that's okay. It's the bullying and invalidating if someone sees it differently than they do that is not.

So my whole long point is if you don't care for the ships and/or one or both characters of the ships, then fine. But stop going around bullying and invalidating and attempting to gaslight others who do care for them. You are incredibly wrong to do that and it certainly shows a lot about you as a person if you continue to. If you want to make a respectful and civilized point/debate about how you don't feel the writers of 9-1-1 are going to make Buddie canon for example or how you don't view Cas' confession as romantic, then by all means, express that opinion (again, respectfully). But if you're just jumping onto the ship tags to shit all over people who ship (and create content for) Destiel or Buddie or Daensa or any ships that you yourself don't consider to be canon simply because the idea of two men kissing each other (or two women) makes you uncomfortable or it somehow ruins your self-insert fantasy with one or both of those characters, then you seriously need to stop and check your repulsive vitriol at the door. Your hate is not warranted and it never will be. Just go enjoy the characters and ships you do and leave others to enjoy theirs in peace.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. ✌️

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