the sonic heroes team dark intro cutscene is janky as SHIT but LISTEN Rouge saw her boy in there needed to GET THAT MF OUT!!! SHE PUT HERSELF IN FRONT OF A ROBOT W MACHINE GUNS TO PROTECT HIM ARE YOU SERIOUS
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Your guy really being like "hey cassie, how about you sit on my face and we make a human centipede? Wink wink" i cant tell you why this is so funny to me
Only tv show i ever had sex to was like the German equivalent of America's got talent me thinks
SLDFKLSDF HE RLY WANTS TO DO SOME METHOD ACTING </333 it is killing me!!!!! im scared for tomorrow </3
0FDJKFH PLEASE i hope the person on screen had talent at least and it wasnt something awful in the background HESFJD
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DP x DC: The Dead Man at the Diner
Danny has a hard time maintaining regular jobs. At this point he’s pretty much nocturnal after years of being attacked at night, and possibly just part of his ghostly nature. He’s odd, and a basic google search brings up various news articles about him getting into fist fights with the mayor of a small town. He barely passed high school and college was out of the question, so who in their right mind would hire him?
What’s a job that would work with his odd hours, doesn’t require a college education, and a possible criminal record and a tendency to be ready to throw down is NOT an issue?
Danny is a cook at a 24hour Diner in Gotham
The man just needs to be able to flip a burger and make breakfast food and doesn’t mind a gun in the face because he’s well used to it. So what if the robber was dumb enough to pull that shit next to the fryer. If he didn’t want something to end up extra crispy he should have stayed out of Danny’s kitchen
Just think of all the folks he would meet.
Sure, the vigilantes of the city would be obvious and you can’t tell me spoiler isn’t dragging folks there to eat. Maybe they notice some weird things about the cook, like he doesn’t breath, his eyes reflect light like an animal’s, or the time he accidentally cut off a finger and it was fine the next day, or maybe the time a robber shot him and he just... didn’t react
Something is weird about that guy
And of course the person I think would love a jersey style diner breakfast at all hours: Harley Quinn
Technically she’s not supposed to bring the hyenas in, health code and all that, but everyone else is to freaked out to tell her and Danny doesn’t care. Frankly he spends his break petting them and they like him because he smells like food.
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"your real friends dont exist anymore"
the fact that grim rouge immediately targeted shadow!!!!! i totally dont want to jump off a building
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Cassie why do your followers and you come up with ratty shit like freeloader toji and landlord sukuna and why it is lowkey hot
this is not okay
also pls ignore if I show up as following you in your notifis, i misclicked for sending this ask :)
RATTY DFLGLKDFL NO BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SEXY.. it is a series of Insufferable Despicable Men .Whose PPs We Desire
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