#sassy answers asks

[sassenach082]

Can I just say—Mav using honey for ice is so sweet but also I can hear it? Idk it’s a really good one that’s not too cheesy but it’s still sweet as hell

Mav got it from Goose 🥹 he called Carole "honey" all the time and it just kind of slipped out one day to Tom and he didn't even notice, but I guarantee you Tom did and it makes him feel all warm and squishy inside

#sassy answers asks #i'll ride au #icemav

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Sunny guess what!

The dandelions are in season!

He is not having a fun time. Wish him well.

#answered ask #fairy au #dca fairy au #sundrop fairy #moondrop fairy #lunar fairy #ask the fairy twins #fnaf sun and moon #fnaf lunar #fnaf sun #fnaf sundrop #sundrop #fnaf moon #fnaf moondrop #moondrop #sassy lunar #dandelions #fairy sneeze #full color palette #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf dca au

[just-null-cult]

literally in love with ur art and noritoshi like lord 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️my man is so underrated its criminal

criminally underrated.......

Noritoshi should be praised, not subjected to this slander. as a simp- I mean good samaritan, it's my passion to bring his name into a good light even if his name is after the worst person but I digress, this isn't abt him

free my boy from the confines of his sentence. he's so babygirl, bro.... why is everyone looking over him. where's his screen time. Noritoshi, if you're out there, I miss you.

and tysm! it makes me happy to know my art is pleasing and doing Noritoshi justice. my plan of indoctrination and gathering Noritoshi enjoyers is going smoothly.

#noritoshi kamo #noritoshi kamo x reader #kamo noritoshi #kamo noritoshi x reader #d. does this even count as an x reader...? #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #but fr. tysm! i take pride in my art and it makes me smile when people enjoy it #i hope we can together make Noritoshi content to keep us fed until GEGE GIVES US FUCKING ANYTHING ELSE #GEGE. GEGE WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE #GEGE I JUST WANT MY PRINCESS TO HAVE A WIN.. BE IT A FIGHT OR HAVING HIM BE SASSY TO SOMEONE OR SUCCEEDING IN HIS GOALS...... #ANYTHING #FUCK. EVEN AN OMAKE OF HIM SHOPPING WILL BE ENOUGH ATP.. #PLEASE #SOBS #I MISS HIM #NORITOSHI WHERE ARE YOU #also! im so sorry for answering your ask so late! im busy at times and draw slow but i will get to you in due time!!! tysm for your patienc #???

[ride-a-dromedary]

Halsin is usually very polite/nonchalant about it, especially if the inquiry is polite or nonchalant, but sometimes when people ask "So how tall are you, anyway?", just for fun, he narrows his eyes as if he's actually considering the answer, hovers a hand just above the other person's head, drags it towards himself and is like: "Taller than this."

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #Halsin #sassy halsin every once in a while really is incredible #then he laughs and follows it up with the actual answer if they asked nicely and weren't a dick about it

[karniss-bg3]

Omg what’s his reaction if you play the lute badly? 😂🕷️❤️

Kar'niss isn't happy, to say the least. I had to do some digging but I did find video footage of a player who missed the performance check. You can find it here and I have it timestamped. If it doesn't work, it's at 17:00 into the video.

Transcript: Player rolls a 2

Kar'niss emerges and angrily asks, "Your lyre, mistress. What are they doing to it??" When you initiate the next dialogue with him he asks, "And you? What are you? Apart from a torturer of lyres."

Kar'niss takes music very seriously.

#baldur's gate 3 #kar'niss #drider #bg3 #karniss #baldurs gate 3 #answered #thanks for the ask! #he can be a sassy fellow when he wants to

[misc-obeyme]

MC hanging out with a friend who is now rich and has new employment

Friend: dont tell anyone but I made a deal with the devil

MC: **spits out their drink** you what?

Friend: yeah.. I was desprate..and it worked, she came..and then I said I give her some feathers and also a new "flesh vessel"

MC: huh? Who was it?

Friend: it was the devil..she had red eyes, black hair, nice body though

MC: **vanishes and storms to the HOL** LUCIFER SAMUEL MORNINGSTAR GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE NOW!

Lucifer: you dont need to shout

MC: YOU ass..you made a deal with my friend

Lucifer: they made a deal with me

MC: Well undo it...and you.I expected it from the others but YOU

Lucifer: Are you just angry that I made a deal with your friend...they summoned me.. impressive, well if you want me to undo it, then I can go to them **summons both him and MC back at their house**

(ASMODEUS IS TUMBLR SEXY VILLIAN but obey me has over 5000 while H.B and Shadowhunters folloeing with 1000

Do you think MC uses a different middle name for him every time? Like just fill in the blank so they can pull out the full name lol.

Anyway I love the idea of MC being in the human world and someone they know is just like, yeah I talked to Lucifer, and they’re expecting MC to be like, what no you didn’t, but instead MC is just like, oh yeah I know that guy.

Lucifer’s just like I’m a demon this is what I do.

Though he would certainly be impressed with MC’s friend managing to summon him.

I also like the idea of all the brothers using Morningstar as a last name when they’re in the human world. Do you think if they marry MC that they would start using MC’s last name? I suppose it would depend on your MC. Pretty sure my MC would just start using Morningstar lol.

Also I don’t know about this Tumblr sexy villain thing is it a poll? All I know is that OM Asmo is not a villain, he’s my precious little sweetie pie 💕

(I apologize for the incoherency of my response. I spent all day yesterday traveling to get to a wedding only to wake up sick as fuck. Now I’m stuck in the hotel on a bed that might as well be made of rock while my family is at the wedding without me. My brain’s a little fuzzy from the sickness but I’m also bored so send me more asks if you like. Just be wary of even more nonsense than usual from me.)

#I love when MC gets sassy with Lucifer too #like ohhh powerful scary demon oh no #but MC is just like scolding him #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #anon asks #misc answers

[inaconstantstateofchange]

Bet you weren't expecting your own aspec Dragonborn to appear in your ask box. But I realized, y'all need to have the memes I made of your characters on your blogs.

Enjoy!

ASKDJKASJDLKS SASSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

i love this im crying you are incredible, a delight, a gift, a radiant and chaotic joy upon us mortals (well, you mortals, but semantics-)

#SOBBING #I LOVE THEM #MY NONBINARY DARLINGS #you could not be more different but you delight me equally #bg3 #meme #oc: kelis #kelis #haarlep #sassyandsodone #textpost #asked and answered #voidling speaks #BUT ONLY AS A MOUTHPIECE FOR SASSY'S WORK

[countrycrackheads]

Heyyy!! I have a question..so if butch found out Henry had a girlfriend...how do you think he would react...???I feel like he'd be mad at first but if Henry's girlfriend is submissive enough he could use it to his advantage like making Henry's girl cook for everybody in return of letting her sleep over the night to spend time with henry

Butch finding out Henry has a girlfriend

⚠️TW: Reader is a victim of the sassy men apocalypse

Butch was pissed, absolutely livid

“Who the fuck do you think you are living under my roof and running off behind my back for some girl?”

He doesn’t like you but mostly ‘cuz he doesn’t like Henry

“Run while you still can”

He says sassy remarks with a side eye like Henry

Seeing Butch is getting unwarranted advice every time you go

“Don’t wear that again 🤨”

Henry and Butch argue about you in front of you and it’s an absolute sass fest

“I DON’T WORK EVERY DAY JUST TO COME HOME TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND LOUNGING AROUND MY HOUSE-”

*Ding* “Oh, I think the chicken pot pie is ready”

Butch stopped screaming and stared at you blankly before nodding.

“Alright she can stay.”

Butch hates Henry but tolerates you because you’re a decent person

He still judges you to your face though

#1 hater just like Henry

Says out of pocket shit when he’s two beers in

“You kids just do me a favor and wear a rubber ‘cuz… i’m too young to be a peepaw.”

If he ever catches you alone in the house without Henry, expect a vent session of him just slandering tf outta Henry and the gang

He sets rules whenever you sleepover

“1. Keep your room door open. 2. No funny business. 3. Don’t touch my beers.”

He will convince you to leave Henry

He is also convinced you will leave Henry because he doesn’t trust women

#henry bowers #bowers gang #it 2017 #anon answered #anon ask #butch bowers #oscar bowers #victor criss #belch huggins #patrick hockstetter #sassy man apocalypse

[seventeendeer]

merry almost christmas, remember that holiday movie Klaus that came out some years back with the gorgeous hybrid 2D-3D animation and the revolutionary lighting techniques and the varied and interesting character designs and the beautiful environments and the stellar cinematography, that no one ever talks about or even seems to remember anymore because the writing was so devastatingly 2000's direct-to-dvd disney sequel it somehow dragged the quality of this potential masterpiece down to "just kind of mid"

just watched it again, actually significantly more fun/coherent if you turn it off halfway through and imagine it's all just healthy community building and gay sex from that point on

#deerchatter #they fumbled the character arcs soooo badly i don't know how they managed to fuck it up so hard #these are REALLY simple archetypes these mf'ers were using cake mix and the chocolate cake somehow still has raw egg in the middle #also i feel the need to clarify i do not fucking ship the postman with santa claus #the joke is that the characters have crazy weird chemistry bc these hacks can't write and at least an animated movie about #an old widower gaining back his zest for life after meeting a sassy young twink who looks a bit too much like his dead wife would have #been smth more novel. would've felt like a more natural continuation of the first half of the film anyway #also hi im still waiting until ive recovered to answer rain world asks lol trying not to get pneumonia here don't change the channel #while im talking about gay sex santa claus

[nebula-drcams]

monmuses asked: ❛  i don’t think we’ve met yet but you looked like you needed someone to talk to.  ❜ (Scott Howard @ Nimue)

𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. || Always Accepting

She hadn't expected someone to speak to her, it was one of those moments where she just found herself standing somewhere and staring off into the distance. Something that she was snapped out of at the sound of another voice. Blinking for a moment, she turns her head to look at him with a slight tilt. Who was this exactly? Wait no, he did say he doesn't think they met yet so they probably haven't.

"I'm fine." It's probably a lie really, but with a neutral expression, she purposely made it hard to tell. Really. Why would she tell a stranger what her current thoughts were? Plus even if she knew the guy it's not like she'd willingly tell. No need to bother others with the mess that goes on in her head. 

"Thanks though, I guess. Is this how you approach every girl or am I just the lucky target today?"

#monmuses #sassy }} #★ ►𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼◄ ⌠ Nimue Umiko ⌡ #verse tbt #★ ► ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏꜱᴍᴏꜱ ◄ ⌠ In Character ⌡ #★ ► ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ♥◄ ⌠ Ask Answered ⌡

[sassenach082]

so I accidentally just deleted an ask AND I'M SO SORRY NONNIE

but it was asking about Hollywood's hat and basically saying they were confused because it's Wolfman who wears the hat

and then I had the realization that one of my headcanons/oneshots from the Academy years never actually got published and I've referenced it before and never explained it whoops (sorry) (will post oneshot eventually)

so in their initial assignment Hollywood gets Hollywood, right, and he's from Brentwood (listen it's SoCal things if you're from SoCal you GET IT anyways)

but THIS is Hollywood's hat that I talk about all the time

Ice got it for him and now Hollywood wears it out of SPITE because if it's going to be his callsign he's going to fucking OWN that shit

#sassy answers asks #this is The Hat #ice thinks he's hilarious #hollywood loves to hate him #listen if you are from southern california you understand how much hollywood gets roasted #it is A Thing

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

THIS LITTLE SH- AHAHEHENMEMFJDHSHAJAJSJSJDNJSSJUSHDGDVDBDBDDBDBDBBDDHFHDHSJJSEHBBHEGEGGDBBFTH TB TH TRY RH

(cuteness aggression)

I JUST WANNA SQUISH THE BEANNNNNN 😭😭😭😭😭

lol he certainly is a little firecracker X3c

#answered ask #fairy au #dca fairy au #lunar fairy #blue moon fairy #he sassy

[sentimentalkeyboard]

Ok so…I’m curious about this Becca Calistor girl👀…cuz hear me out, she kinda-

*COUGH COUGH*

anyways I wanna know more about her character! :D so go on hunny, info dump me about this mysterious gal✨😌

[NO CAUSE SHE'S PROBABALY A HOT SECOND AT BEING ONE OF MY FAV CHARACTERS IM WRITTEN OUT SO FAR Dawn's first teehee]

NOW... Let's bring miss Becca Calistor to the stage! ✨️

•Becca was born to a family that had no care for her. She never knew her father, and her mother was one of the leads in a ring of brothels and hotels around Disturbia. Her mama is sort of a 'Mother Gothel' type woman in how she raised Becca, leaving the caring and affection to the other coven ladies [deemed her 'sisters'] while she taught and raised Becca to be a little errand runner and servant to the higher ups around them.

•And Becca being a blue eyed blonde beauty, her mother always telling how lucky she was to get her looks so she's a perfect offering as a bride once she's older.

•Given she was born unintentionally, Becca was forced into a temporary bond till she is old enough to marry and bond with the big boss lady of the whole rings' firstborn son. But until then, she's under the dreaded protection, and trapped their for a good long while.

●That was until she met Daniel- or Danny for short! Danny was a vampire who'd taken a very quick intrigue to the young girl who seemed to quietly follow him around as he went through brothel quarters and it didn't take long for him to take a liking to her.

●Daniel soon became something of and older brother to Becca, and even promised to run away with her and take her somewhere safe where she could be a kid, and if she'd let him, when she felt old enough he'd turn her into a vampire, and be bonded to him in familial blood.

🖤💙🖤💙

•Becca is human, and the only human of the large coven she now lives with. She works as some sort of hunter for them so they don't have to do any dirty work. Wether it be to kill off completion or to get them a meal, she doesn't really care, as long as she gets paid.

•Becca isn't necessarily owned anymore, but she isn't free either. Her brother died before he could've given up his blood, and she wasn't ready to be turned anyhow, continuing to live her life as a human while working alongside her coven leader like a dog waiting for a command.

•She knew Dawn when they were younger! They have some... History... 👀

•She's heavily inspired by David for The Lost Boys, a lot of her personality leans toward his, even if she's a bit more aggressive and gruesome.

•She has a prosthetic robot leg! She lost hers in a bear trap while trying to run away from the brothel when she was younger.

•She has a hell hound. Well, it was Danny's, but the dog is now her caretaker and trusty friend. His name is Ozzy and he's a big ol German shepherd.

•She also has a horse named Vegas, and a bat named Fang. All her old pets She hasn't seen in quite a while after she left Danny's coven once he died.

#Literally love her you don't understand #SHES MY BABYYYY #MY EVIL SASSY LITTLE BABY #cherry answers #cherry rambles #ask #artists on tumblr #original characters #oc #they bite! #art #80s #they bite! a ballad of vampiric disease

[lailuhhh]

A first sentence:

"Do you see anything lying around that would work as a rope?" Mac asked.

“Anything that can be used as a rope? I dunno Mac, am I able to use any of these exhibits that you specifically told me not to touch because we’re in a museum and these are priceless artifacts that hold lots of information and contribute to history? Because if the answer is no, then yer gonna have to gimme a minute.”

Mac snorted at Jack’s sass. “Well unless you want to do this without any sort of safety line, go find something that can be used as rope.”

“Okay, but don’t go blamin me if I accidentally set off a silent alarm while lookin for the janitor’s closet.”

#we feeling sassy Jack tonight #night at the museum vibes or something #had a laugh with it #but anyways #lailuh speaks #macgyver #macgyver 2016 #ask #lailuh writes #answer #ask game #hello thank you i love you #rosieblogstuff

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I asked you very nicely, and I know you could choose not to answer those sex questions. Of course it’s never about me. It’s your blog and you choose what is enjoyable for yourself. I imagine you receive lots of asks and tags but right now you only choose the sex ones to answer.

That was not 'very nicely', but anyway. I answered many diverse asks, also others that have nothing to do with 'sex' in the slightest. But seems anywhere you look it's something sexual, so seems you are the problem here. If you can't keep your mind out of the gutter and read anything as sexual, then of course all asks will be sexual to you. Yes there was a sharp increase in those asks, however there were also other asks that I answered, so your 'observation' is wrong. And I do not like this accusatory tone here, that I 'enjoy' those asks or specifically choose them.

Look at those so horrible sexual asks that I answered:

I should probably censor them completely with how indecent they are, oh my, I am already blushing.

If it's about me, then stop complaining and whining about what you don't want to see, anonymous. After all you don't even dare to show your face. Is that enough analysis and quality arguments for you now?

#maybe i should even increase answering those asks just to annoy you #i dont like them particularly myself but if it annoys you i just might #roleplay #rp #annoying anons #look how indecent those asks are i am already blushing #sarcasm #sasslock #sassy #i provided you with a quality argument happy now?

[theblogof-rassilon]

Hi, Sir Rassilon, my Lord of... of Rassilon! You remember me, yes? The one who wanted to be a Time Lord?

So maybe I can't do that but is there a way I can incorporate TARDIS technology into my room? I just got informed that there's a self-cleaning mechanism on it and that would be SO useful...

...Also, how have you been, my liege? Did you get a date with that Borusa person in the end?

( @shostakovichenthusiast ; Starry. OOC: Yes I did end up making an oc blog. As you predicted.)

Lord of Time, silly- it's in the name. But I appreciate your attempt. And I do remember you.

Uhh, no. No. Not what they're for. The technology is sacred to our species and our culture, and to me in particular as it's Inventor... Ah, Omega, my love- I do regret losing you, sometimes. The world is not the same without you in it. But no, I chose my path, and I cannot look back. But you still will not disgrace the good we have done by trivilaising TARDISes and using them for your own, inferior wants. Your tiny mind cannot possibly imagine the significance of our great machines.

I have been dating Borusa since long before we met, yes. We had a little... hiccup... but he saw sense in the end, as I knew he would, and he's back here in my tower with me, safe and sound.

(OOC: haha yes I KNEW IT! I was RIGHT!!!! Prediction powers are strong with me hehe)

#rassy gets sassy #ask #answer #of rassilon