#seriously it makes me laugh every time

[phoenix-arts7]

A friend suggested this a while ago and it's still absolutely hilarious to me

#seriously it makes me laugh every time #I love it so much #sorry Time #Bad Thoughts Hammer Time #zelda au #link #hoh #house of heroes #hoh time #nintendo #zelda #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #oot #can't touch this #phoenix arts7 #phoenix arts7 art #loz au #loz link #tloz #ocarina of time #artists on tumblr #not lu

[scatterpatter]

HEY YOU SHOULD WATCH THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER

Oh nooooo if only there were an easy way to find it tho... if only... oh man... if only- oh oops sorry I tripped-

Oh man if only it were easy to watch... oh man...................

#tblt #the brave little toaster #nothing makes me want to make a youtube video essay than me autistically infodumping about every detail in this movie #i am not exaggerating: this is my favorite movie of all time #am i nostalgia biased? YES. #OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY #THE ANIMATION HOLDS UP REALLY WELL BY TODAYS STANDARDS #THE WRITING IS REALLY GOOD LIKE THE BANTER IS S-TIER AND SOME LINES STILL GET A LAUGH OUT OF ME #ITS SHOCKINGLY DARK FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY A FAMILY-FRIENDLY BUT-STILL-MESSED-UP MOVIE #also i had a WHOLE rant about how lampy isnt stupid hes autistic #also Cutting Edge gets funnier every year #like any time you talk about 'cutting edge' tech its great because this movie came out in 1987 #ALSO yes the PAL version is also on youtube but but but #the PAL version plays EVER so slightly faster- like 0.4x faster or something #which probably wont make a difference for any of youse #but when youre me and you regularly listen to the OST it dips into uncanny valley a lil #... also if youre me and watch it so much you have like the whole movie memorized #im actually trying to commit every line in this movie to memory- im good at getting the general chunks but im trying to get EVERY line EXAC #Youtube

[faeymouse]

I was kinda iffy about Vikings at first, but when they actually had the hot viking dude and his hot viking wife invite the priest into a three-way as I was typing their names into the AO3 searchbar I was like okay iffy rescinded

#babbles #faey watches #vikings #ripping my hair out in chunks when Athelstan is like ‘i have taken a vow of celibacy. i cannot touch a woman’ #as Ragnar Lothbrok and his rippling six pack is standing right there naked as the day he was born?!? #i feel like some physical logistics couldve been worked out here sir #also if you’re wondering yes watching the eagle (2011) led me to watching this show #it was a very roundabout path but looking back makes some sense #im also on the first season please no spoilers everyone ill discover on my own if it suddenly takes a turn at some point #my favorite part aside from whatever dynamic Athelstan and Ragnar have going on #are all the times they really obviously edit Ragnar’s blue eyes to literally glow the deepest blue imaginable? #i cant take it seriously i laugh every time they do it it reminds of that blue eyes meme #floki’s pretty cool too i love me a good fidgety weasel character #opinions about lagertha: i understand on a deep personal level why Ragnar goes into immediate malewife mode the moment she steps into a room

[gaydonweaver]

gaydonweaver presents: the most unhinged interview in HIVEMIND history

[original video: Interviewing Every Person In Hollywood (with Nickisnotgreen & Dev Lemons) on HIVEMIND UNLIMITED]

#hivemind tv #graydon weaver #hivemind #hivemind graydon #hivemind riley #hivemindtv #riley savage #nickisnotgreen #dev lemons #seriously this interview makes me laugh every time it's so bizarre #everyone being flabbergasted at kanyeguy and nick clowning the hell out of him

[yourfaveneedsakiss]

Pillow from Battle for Dream Island needs a kiss! 💋

Requested by Anonymous

#pillow bfdi #battle for dream island #your fave needs a kiss #anon i dont know if you noticed but youve consistently spelled battle for dream island incorrectly #its seriously making me laugh every time #but idk if youre doing it on purpose or not

[simcardiac-arrested]

once again sorry to everyone for bringing this to your dashboards. but some of you are like, genuinely delirious. not even in a funny way. & i hope you die. i hope we both die. hand in unlovable hand etc etc

#Just so fucking bizarre to me how people can be Like This. there has to be something so wrong with your brain on a fundamental level #i can’t even laugh about this or anything because i genuinely feel pity for these people. it’s so sad to me how you’re gonna be like 20 #and then go in a niche tumblr community and create drama over Nothing. over Thin Fucking Air #like do you not have a life? do you not have college? or a job? doesn’t it get tiring? don’t you ever feel ashamed about all this #and the fact that they go and complain about the shipping and the ‘fandombrained’ people as well…. oh my god #how are you going to be TWENTY. and DO THAT. are you seriously sick. ? do you need help #just say you are homophobic and that you hate kids and go. it’ll save everyone a bunch of time for sure #anyways. as someone who has been a rain world fan since 2018. i love you embracing canon. i love you changing canon. i love you disregarding #canon entirely. i love you ships that make sense in canon & that make absolutely zero sense at all. i love you fancharacters that don’t #follow canon rules. i love you ‘cringe’ fancharacters and self inserts. i love you self shipping. i love you oc x canon shipping. #and i love you taking inspiration from designs. i love you community & i love you artists & i love you art #i love you borrowing elements and being inspired and referencing something because you liked it. #are fandoms perfect? GOOD GOD no. is every Fan perfect? no. am i also sometimes annoyed or irrationally pissed off over a ship that #i think is stupid and is illogical. Yes! i’m only human! but i can still love and appreciate the whole CREATIVITY of it all. and the whole #Fun that people are having. i love you having fun. if i don’t like it or if anyone else doesn’t like it they can just Cope #instead of hateposting about it on main and indirectly bullying people who are most likely children. or lgbt. or both #anyways. please continue doing whatever you want. The world is your oyster and you only live on earth once #everyone else can fuck off

[miallurk]

In these days i realized i like art and writing and creating and shopping and taking walks and talking to people and cleaning and helping and studying and doing things but i'm just. too stressed, tired and burned out to do them. How great!

#i am losing my sanity day by day #drowning myself in the nearby lake seems better and better every day #why am i even writing this i have literally no mutuals or even people who'd care about #don't mind me crying myself to sleep haha #ooooh look at this pathetic baby. sitting in their little bed crying stupid tears. i should at least get tissues now while my crying isn't #fuck history fuck school and fuck me i quess #am i gonna start treating this as an actual blog and make a sideblog for reblogs? who knows! certainly not me; stay tuned for the story! #i'm gonna go and just let it all out into a pillow #vent ig #my mom is blasting holiday music in the other room lol #nice to have a whatever the fuck im having while “jingle bells” plays #at least i'm not hearing mariah carey ig #anyway i've probably hadn't been taking care of myself lately it has been worse despite me promoting it to everyone who needs #when i vented last time and it wasn't taken seriously so woop #anyway imma go try to calm myself and back to my notes i go #please gods what did i do to deserve thi s shit. fuck you #i hate it here i really do. i hate when these people talk to me i hate them. i at least can be sorta accquaitances with one but they just. #all stare and laugh? i actually can't. like i'm some fucking clown and laughing stock. just kill me at this point. i have been enduring this #for YEARS and suddenly i'm being a little bitch about it?? what the fuck. why am i so mushy all of a sudden. being shown an ounce of respect #and care made me expect it more? fuck #i'm just setting myself up for failure. i am just a giant loser and failure of a person. #everything seems so fucking hard. and pointless. i am tearing my rotten little heart apart with this. i am once again grieving things #long ago and things i never had. my everything has to be pleasing to an outsider #my value is my suffering. am i breaking enough? is this beautiful to look at #at my self destruction? i hate myself. i treat others so cruelly. i am a horrible fucking person. #my problems are not their burden - i forced it on them. wept like a baby because she left me. and what happened in the end? my paranoia got #to me. i left them. i fucking. i fid the thing i was afraid of being done to me. #this is showing so many issues. #so many things wrong with me. i shouldn't even be alive by this point - i wasn't supposed to survive past 12 #i am being forced to do this every day. someone please just end my fu king suffering

[phantomcat94]

Excerpt from Deadmouth Quarry

Chapter 11

Evan was grinning madly, all braces and bright eyes. He even waved. “Hi!”

“Hello.” She glanced at Fred, who nodded encouragingly, and then held out her hand. “I’m Clara. Freddy’s my brother.”

“Evan!” The kid grabbed her hand and shook it way more enthusiastically than Fred had expected. Clara clearly felt the same, shooting him a mildly panicked look. “Do you like cryptid stuff?”

Oh, no, thought Fred.

Clara, on the other hand, lit up like a gas-soaked bonfire. “Yes,” she said breathlessly. “Do you want a Snickers?”

“Sure!”

Well. Great. Fred was standing halfway through the quad with two kids who were bonding over candy and urban legends.

“There was a sighting this weekend,” Evan said around his mouthful of chocolate bar. He’d barely swallowed when he continued, “Someone put a video on TikTok— it’s really dark and hard to see, but if you squint—”

Fred sighed, looking around at the other people milling about. This was certainly better than talking to some random girl whose name he’d never actually gotten, but he wasn’t sure it was worth missing the class he was supposed to be in.

“Freddy, look!”

Clara all but shoved a phone in his face, and— well. Fred had never been very good at denying her much of anything, so he looked— watched. Whatever.

And, yeah, Evan was right. The video was dark, horribly lit by a coppery orange streetlight—

Wait. That was the quad.

The video had been taken not ten feet from where they were standing just now.

Fred took the phone from Clara and squinted at it. The person filming was swearing and muttering, but there was a strange sort of undercurrent to the sound, like a buzzing noise, or— a hum? Maybe? And there, in the tree line… something was…

God, was that tree moving?

Wanna read more? Check out Deadmouth Quarry here or here!

#deadmouth quarry #my writing #writers of tumblr #cryptid stories #writing community #okay but seriously I almost went with the end of this chapter #but it didn't have a good hook to it #but the last few lines make me laugh so hard I almost piss myself every time I read them #which is hysterical especially since I wrote them #not me laughing at my own dumb jokes

[hannie-dul-set]

did in intentionally format the jeno drabble to look like a smut fic only for people to get slapped in the face with bullshit absurdity? absolutely!!!

#i was this close to putting it in the smut tags too HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA #i just think it's very funny. #mild tangent. but i really absolutely cannot take fanfic smut seriously at all 😭😭😭 #no shame to any smut writers im sure a good number of you actually put effort in your fics but GOSH every time some smut #stumbles onto my dash by chance in the rare occasions i scroll here #the descriptions always make me laugh!! 😭😭😭😭 #it's a me problem. #but i don't really actively look for smut #i don't actively look for fics in general because i'm a picky reader and a narcissist and everything i wanna read is still trapped in my #very own wip hell HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH #this is enough yapping #i need to work ewewewew #im just in a very discursive mood rn yapping hours are ON

[karkatbug]

Karkat BUG!

my tumblr existence is based off my obsession with this lil dude and the most incredible ship art ive ever seen

#AWOOGA! #homestuck #dave strider #karkat vantas #I seriously fucking love that strilonde callout post it makes me laugh every fucking time #hsfanart #my art #ask bug #davekat #wriggler karkat

[voidbooper]

I had a dream a bit ago where L had managed to convince Light to go on Wheel of Fortune

(because both him and Light are incredibly extra and overthink everything and “if I go on this show I’ll look like Kira but if I don’t I’d still look like Kira! Damn you L!”)

But the entire dream was just L paying off the show runners to make all the answers basically Kira confessions and Light trying really hard to purposefully throw the game but constantly winning because he’s a prideful ass and having to pretend he doesn’t know the answer which is suspiciously spelling out “I am Kira” and intensely monologuing about while Misa and Ryuk goof off

#death note #light yagami #l lawliet #dream i had #I really wish I could’ve slept for longer cause it was seriously great #if I had any editing skills I would make this real #same with art skills lol #just light going Misa you idiot! you just had to land on a spot that wins you a car! can’t you just try and win for me #Ryuk laughing every time light had to pretend he couldn’t spell

[shima-draws]

Also off topic but I finally caught up with the most recent chapter of Twisted Wonderland and this is what I have to say about it:

-Vil’s progression with overblot was probably the most reasonable out of all the housewardens so far. I was legitimately like yeah you know what you can go off as a treat you deserve it

-DEUCE PERFECTING HIS SIGNATURE SPELL??

-ALSO DEUCE AND EPEL ARE FUCKING GAY AS HELL FOR EACH OTHER. OH MY GOD. FELLAS is it gay to take a cute boy for a ride on a fancy motorcycle to the BEACH at SUNSET so you can give him a pep talk and then PROTECT HIM FROM ASSHOLE BULLIES

I mean, LOOK AT THEM.

They’re in love your honor

-Also Rook secretly being gay af for Neige LMAOOO KING SHIT

-Why did they turn every single Disney character into a cute boy EXCEPT for Mickey. How the fuck am I supposed to take these conversations seriously when we go from this

to this

IS THIS EVEN THE SAME GAME?? HELLO???

#Shima speaks #I CANNOT take Twst seriously when these convos with Mickey pop up #AND THE VOICE ACTING HFJHCHXHXB #Like you know the JP VA is trying to imitate how Mickey talks in English and it sounds RIDICULOUS #They do a great job props to them but oh my god. It makes me laugh every single time #How can I focus on the serious stuff when I’m too busy laughing my ass off about Mickey being in this game in general. #WHEEZE #Twst #Twisted Wonderland #Twisted Wonderland spoilers #Deuce Spade #Epel Felmier #Deucepel #Twst spoilers

[running-in-the-dark]

my partner is trying to have a nap buuut I'm watching Night Court and I can't stop laughing 😔 oh, the struggle.

#this is a serious show with serious comedic actor John Larroquette #so I am laughing very seriously and not at all cackling like a maniac #I'm trying very hard to be quiet but every time he makes a silly face I die #and everyone else is funny too #(this is only funny to me because my partner can sleep under any circumstances. so my insane laughter is fine lol) #personal #god I love this show

[boyobjectifier]

i genuinely cannot believe there is a GROWN ASS MAN on here “roleplaying” the stalker love interest from the fucking book i’m reading afgxhhsvzhsdj

#roleplaying is in quotes bc it’s not roleplay for him. #i’m sorry man but i cannot take you seriously because you wanna be a fictional character so badly that you modeled your entire blog’s- #aesthetic around this fictional guy and you make text posts as if you were him. that’s so fucking embarrassing 😭 #he’s so dead-serious and pickme weirdos are falling for it 😭 #i am distraught every fucking time i think about it and can’t stop laughing bc it’s like……. #you’re the off-brand version of the fictional character you’re modeling your personality around. that’s so WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! #get a job and get a different hobby please #h.txt #z*de me*dows i’m so sorry an ugly ass bitch like him would say something like that

[yohankang]

there's nothing!!! NOTHING that makes me more violent than people eating in a cinema

#in other words i just came back from the cinema. i watched the new ghibli movie and it was great but i almost killed someone #at the beginning there's a few quiet scenes with tranquil music... IT SURE WOULD BE LOVELY TO HEAR WITHOUT THE CHEWING SOUNDS #i usually go to independent cinemas bc they often forbid eating and don't sell food but apparently this one is different??? #you guys don't understand #i am fine with eating sounds. you can eat next to me and i can enjoy food in a crowded places. but NOT cinema #when it's quiet and you're immersed in the movie and THEN you hear someone eating popcorn or chips #honestly i think eating should be forbidden at every cinema. and punished with prison. #i seriously get violent urges when i hear someone eating during the movie agjdfjs i'm not joking #like i get what jesus felt at that temple. i really do. #i get so angry and irritated my head gets hot and it makes my skin crawl #idc it's not normal. IF YOU'RE EATING DURING A MOVIE IN A CINEMA I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! #just stay at home ffs 😭 i do enjoy a bag of chips with my movie but come on. that's a couch activity #okay i let it all out i'm normal now #sorry guys #k.txt #NVM JUDT ONE MORE THING. people next to me were coughing all the time and half of the people there were laughing at everything #like???? there were scary scenes you're not supposed to laugh just because it's animated #okay now i'm finished. i definitely need to rewatch it at home #but that was honestly one of my worst cinema experiences ever 😭 next time i will choose the place wisely....

[teaandcrowns]

To this day, one of the best gifts this fandom has given me is the moniker, "Drama Queen Ozai," and to this day, I cannot watch him shed his Phoenix King robe and immediately burn it without thinking of that and legitimately laughing out loud.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar: the last airbender #ozai #on fandom #seriously i chortle every single time #it never fails to make me laugh