I HATE it when I'm reading like cute character dynamics or whatever and they're like "this character loves watching movies" okay that's nice "and they're horny" NO WHAT STOP IT "this character loves chai teas" cool me too "and they love oral sex" NO ICKY YUCKY PLEASE STOP IM BEGGING YOU
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Why
I can't be the only one who thinks this right?
Hugs = hot, sweaty, too much contact
Kisses = germy, wet, awkward
Naked human body = disgusting, have seen a dick? Eugh. Looks much better clothed
Sex: Too much contact, seems like it'd just hurt, how does having something up your vagina/ass feel good??????
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hot take:
if the biggest problem in your life is "oh no!!! i won't get railed everyday!!!!!!1! my life is SOOO hard!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺😭" you need to get better problems, buddy. you're gross 😊 nobody cares, nor do they want to hear about that shit in detail. i didn't become your friend just to have you make me uncomfortable all the goddamn time by whining about your stupid sex life and how your boyfriend is a NORMAL PERSON who doesn't want to fuck every waking hour of the goddamn day, don't treat your partner like an object and then make him feel bad about not being one.
allosexuals make me want to fucking die 😐
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Know your roots 🙏 (this is canon)
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I OPENED MY TUMBLR AND THE FIRST THING I SAW WERE NAKED BUMS AND A PEEN
I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED
I AM TOO ASEXUAL FOR THIS SHIT
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sex
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to you it’s perverted gross sex. to me it’s being creative, working through traumas and baggage, healing my inner child, playing, practicing intense vulnerability, finding even more ways to fall in love with my partner, finding more ways to fall in love with myself, learning confidence & how to ask for what i want, care work, emotional release, relaxing, community building, theater, dance, writing, problem solving, therapy, radical honestly, and so much more. and also it’s gross perverted sex.
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never forgiving you freaks for the kinky ass headcanons bc look at them. theres no way. Gabriel doesnt even know what sex is.
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Ik halsin was a last minute addition but I kinda wish he had a full romance route ngl. Like. He's not normally my type of man but I am not immune to his treetrunk arms, kindhearted gentle trustworthiness, and stupid whittling of wooden ducks. The old worn sadness in his eyes. The burden of unwanted leadership. The hundreds of years of work to correct a past percieved mistake. The unending compassion for literally everyone, but esp children & the tiefling refugees. The wanderer and free spirit who, without giving up his freedom, finally finds a purpose, a reason to stop wandering, a devoted goal for his heart. He's SAFE and KIND and I like that in a man.
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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.
yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?
maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".
get a better joke
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> Talking to an android girl
> Ask her if her ports are serial or parallel
> she doesnt understand, pull out a diagram explaining the differences between serial and parallel
> she giggles and says "im a good android"
> have filthy gross tranny android sex with her
> she's serial
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legend has it that if you speak about genitals or anything sexual in my general vicinity i will pop up behind you and stab u in the throat
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finally finished my Vaguely 80s Zombie Boy
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I'm going to make you unironically want to fuck springtrap
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In regards to ur post about gay sex, i think it’s weird that people are trying to find representation of sex on media like why do you want to see sex so badly in media??? lmao what
I hope you eventually come to understand why this is a callous and tbh homophobic thing to say in regards to discussions about gay representation in media specifically seeing as gay sex was and still is criminalized in many places across the globe and seen as a disgusting, perverse act to the point where even "allies" believe that any display of gay sexuality that isn't extremely romantic or chaste in nature is negative despite the fact that sex, including meaningless sex, is a natural, morally neutral aspect of being human (this does not mean you specifically have to want or like sex. It is still a large part of humanity as a whole, and you do not have to personally enjoy it to recognize its importance when depicting the humanity of anyone but especially a demographic whose humanity has been so long in question).
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Even if an asexual does find sex to be gross that still doesn't give you the right to infantalize them.
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