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deansraspberrypie · 7 months
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Edited by me: @deansraspberrypie
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sexlapis · 6 months
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[◉°] … TOJI FUSHIGURO TAKES A LIE DETECTOR TEST… 9.6M VIEWS
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꩜ actor!toji (& implied actor toji x actress/actor reader)
⤷ synopsis: toji thought this lie detector test was going to be a breeze. he was a little mistaken.
sfw, fluff, crack, ooc toji, toji & reader are secretly together, toji lying!
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“i ain’t nervous,” toji claims, cracking his neck and smirking as the crew members attach the needed equipment to his body, “i ain’t no liar either. so i got nothing to worry about here.”
“i sure hope that’s true, mr.fushiguro.” the polygraph examiner replies slyly.
“are you ready, toji fushiguro?” the interviewer asks.
“yeah, i am,” toji claps, “hurry up and get started.”
“is your name toji fushiguro?”
“yes my name is toji fushiguro.” he looks to the polygraph examiner. “it is, right?”
the woman simply stares at him.
“..alright then…”
the interviews asks another question. “are you about to take a polygraph exam?”
“yes, yes and yes, now give me the real questions!”
TOJI FUSHIGURO TELLS THE TRUTH
YOUR CAREER
“we’re going to start with the category of your career.”
toji nods and looks to the examiner. “how ‘m i doing?”
“you’re very calm, nothing unusual yet.”
“hm.”
the interview begins to speak. “one of your most popular roles as an actor was when you played Frank Castle in the Netflix series, “The Punisher”. some would say this is when you became a heartthrob. do you think is this true?”
toji sighs and shakes his head. “nah-”
“LIE.” the polygraph examiner calls out.
toji raises his hand. “…because, i was already a heartthrob before alla that.” he smiles, looking proud of himself. his answer is met with silence.
“ok.” says the interviewer and goes onto the next question. “do you face a lot of pressure being a heartthrob?”
“nope.” toji answers easily. “i’m just that kinda guy. i ain’t gotta try too hard for much, especially not ‘being hot’.”
he looks at the examiner.
“he’s telling the truth.” she states. she almost seems disappointed by the fact.
“see?” toji says, folding his arms, “as i said, ‘got nothin’ to lie about.”
“in the punisher,” the interviewer starts, ignoring toji’s cocky replies, “do you wear a muscle suit to look bigger than you actually are?”
toji throws his back, cackles echoing around the small room. “fuck no!” he gestures to…his whole body, “‘it look like i need a muscle suit? ‘didn’t even know that shit was a thing… i’m big enough without any of that stuff.” he shrugs, looking into the camera. “i think we can all see that.”
the examiner nods curtly. “..he is telling the truth.”
“do you workout often?” asks the interviewer.
toji scoffs. “i thought i’d get good questions..but yeah, yeah i do workout.”
“would you consider yourself fit?”
“yep. ‘hundred percent.”
“would you consider yourself fitter than,” the interviewer slides a photo of the actor gojo satoru towards toji, “this man?”
“pfft-” toji chortles. “oh, ohh yeah. easily. he’s like..” he looks for the correct words, “a little boy. are we kidding?”
he looks to the examiner and then to the interviewer.
“he is being truthful..again.”
toji smirks at the camera, tapping the side of his nose with his finger. “toji never lies.”
POP CULTURE
“this year, you were named “The Most Sexiest Man Alive” by People Magazine. do you believe you’re sexier than this man, 2022’s sexiest man, nanami kento?” the interviewer slides another photo, this time of the actor nanami kento.
toji looks at the photo for a second, before scoffing a little. “oh yeah. definitely. ‘guy just has a permanent frown on his face. he ain’t ugly but he could smile a little, y’know?”
“what about this ‘guy’, 2021’s most sexiest man alive, ryomen sukuna?” the interviewer also slides a picture of him to toji.
toji strokes his chin. “heh..yeah..yeah i would say so..this guy..he ain’t ugly either but..theres this energy about him..”
“what energy would that be, toji fushiguro?”
“the energy of a fuckin’ mass murderer that’s what!” he laughs at his own joke, looking at the picture of this ‘ryomen sukuna’, who is glaring into his soul through the image. “yeahh, i’d say i’m more attractive than him. just.. just a little.” he holds two fingers close together emphasis. “jesus christ, that’s one scary looking fuck.”
the examiner inspects the polygraph and looks towards toji and the interviewer. “he has been telling the truth.”
“yeah.” toji nods, exhaling through his mouth and sliding the pictures away from himself. “‘course i am.”
LOVE LIFE
toji had been doing well so far, but the category of ‘love life’ would be his downfall.
“do you want to get married in the future?”
“yeah, yeah i do.”
the examiner nods.
“have you ever been in love?”
“..yes.” toji responds, thinking about his past for a second.
the examiner nods again.
“are you in love right now?”
toji pauses for the first time in the whole test. he takes a deep breath. “no. yeah, no. ‘m not.”
the examiner raises an eyebrow at the results. “questionable.”
“oh, c’mon.” toji groans, rolling his eyes.
“is there someone you’re in love with?”
“nope. nobody at all.” he interlinks his fingers, tapping them against each other. “..nobody at all..”
“questionable. again.” the examiner states, pointedly looking at toji.
toji sighs. “oh, brother…”
“did you happen to meet this person..on set?”
“no, ‘cause there is no person?” toji says firmly.
“again.” the examiner says. “questionable.”
“christ…”
the interviewer asks another question. “do you believe in love at first sight?”
toji huffs. “no, that’s just two people who wanna fuck.”
“i see. then,” the interviewer takes out three pictures, all of them being people who he has worked with on set, including you.
“are you in love with any of these people?”
toji gulps, hesitating for a split second, his eyes focused on your picture. “nope. not oneeee bit.”
“LIE.” the examiner shouts excitedly, happy to have finally caught toji out on lying. she rings the negative buzzer repeatedly. “lie!”
“‘you serious?” he asks incredulously, looking between the interviewer and the examiner. “listen, maybe it was just my heart murmur or somethin’ like that,” he looks to side, cheeks rosy and shifts in his seat a little, “i-i don’t-”
“those are the last of our questions.” the interviewer says to toji, smiling knowingly. “thank you for taking part in our lie detector test.”
toji grumbles.
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a/n: this was longer than i planned 🤥
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devilishchaos · 10 months
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Heyy idk if u take requests but can u do where the reader have a girl with ruben and they’re celebrating the ucl win on the pitch etc and the their child starts playing with ronny and they assume that the girl and ronny have a tiny crush on eachother yk cute moments etc🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Moments like this | Rúben Dias Imagine
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Rating / genre: pure fluff
Pairings: Reader x Rúben Dias
Warnings: use of pet names "babe", "baby"
Word Count: 1 059 words
AN: Hello! idk if I take requests, I received this one and this is my first ever request, I loved it and thank you so much. <3 I unfortunately don't speak portuguese so I used google translate, if you find any mistakes don't hesitate to let me know. On another note - I absolutely love Ronnie and everybody from City! I kind of added a little bit more plot so I hope it is okay and I also made it kinda long, like why am I like this? but hey I loved working on this, so I hope you enjoy it :) x
p.s. while I was working on this Mr. The Sexiest Man Alive posts this picture..like sir, are you trying to unalive me or sth..respectfully tho..Rúben stop playing with me and let me have your kids <3 :p x
This is a work of fiction. The story, names, characters and incidents either are product or the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
“Is your missus here tonight?” John asked his best mate Rúben, from across the room, as all Manchester City players were getting dressed in their kits and were preparing to attend the Uefa Champions League final tonight. Rúben turns away from his locker, trying to brush out a crease that had formed in his shorts. 
“Yes, she flew with the kids. They landed, like two hours ago.” He tells him, going to the mirror to begin fussing with his hair, even though he would just be pushing it back out of his face anyway. “This puts even more pressure. I’m basically obliged to perform well.” 
“She flew alone with two kids for what four hours?” Bernardo joins the conversation, grinning at Rúben. “She is a wonder woman.” 
“She definitely is!” John agrees, walking over to pat Rúben's shoulder comfortingly but he shakes his head, already nervous at the idea of his kids watching him. After the loss in the final 2021 and in the semi’s in 2022, Rúben promised his family to win the next time around. And now it was hitting him hard - he never breaks his promises. The pressure was definitely skyrocketing through the roof. 
*
It all happened very fast. You needed a couple of seconds to process that Rodri in fact had scored a beautiful goal. Which meant that City took the lead 1-0. There were approximately 20 more minutes and if City were able to handle the tension, that meant that the guys would complete a treble. You knew what that meant to them, to Rúben. Everything was at a very high stake. Your stomach was in knots and your leg bobbed up and down with anxiousness as you were looking at the clock, counting down the seconds until the end of the match, until the referee's final whistle. 
After what felt like the longest extra time that you’ve experienced in a match it was finally over, when the end of the match was announced everybody in the VIP sector (the families of the players) stood up and raised their arms in joy, cheering in excitement. 
“George. Azlia. Come on! Let’s go congratulate daddy!” you took them by their hands and somehow managed to get down to the pitch. 
The three of you push your way through the crowd on the soccer field. It was hard for you to see the way in the ocean of bodies. Then John taps lightly on your shoulder and points at a gap you can pass through. That’s when you see him. He has his back turned to you, engaged in conversation with a staff member. He doesn’t see you, but it’s like he feels you coming, and turns around, his gaze landing to you. Without looking back at the man behind him, he excuses himself and starts making his way over to you. 
“Papai!” George screams as he breaks away from your hand and runs to your husband, obviously he can't contain his excitement anymore. Rúben kneels down to be on the same level as him and he runs straight in his arms. You picked up Azlia as she was struggling to keep up with your pace with her little feet, because you wanted to get to Rúben faster. 
As you finally reach him you walk right into his open arms, your hands fisting his jersey. It feels so good to be holding him. 
“You did it! I’m so, so, so proud of you, amor! You did so good! I’m so happy for you! A treble, wow..unbelievable!” you said quite loudly in his ear with a smile that hurt your cheeks. 
You raised your head a little and he bent down a little, so you could share a kiss. As you pulled away, you gave him a kiss to the side of his mouth and ran your fingers through his hair at the nape of his neck. 
“Eu te amo, meu amor.” he said to you, looking directly into your eyes wanting to look into them forever. 
Not breaking eye contact you replied just a heartbeat later “Te amo mais.” 
“Da-da,da-..” Azlia babbled in your arms, reminding you guys of her existence. 
“Eu também te amo, princesa.” Rúben said as he kissed her chubby cheeks. 
*
The awarding took place very quickly. You moved away with the rest of the wives, girlfriend and family members of the players and found yourself jumping from conversation to conversation. Everyone was so excited. Except the kids. They didn’t understand what was happening and just ran away the second the ceremony was done. 
You were frantically looking for Azlia when you felt two big, strong hands on your waist, bringing you into a hug from behind. 
“What are you doing, love?” Rúben asked with amusement. 
“I’m looking for Azlia! I can’t find her! George ran away with Roman and Riaan, and I swear Azlia was standing right beside me and now she is gone.” you said while turning in his arms, to face him. 
“Baby she is a one-and-a-half-year-old, with tiny little legs. How far can she go?” he chuckled, as you continued to search for her with your eyes. 
“Oh, there she is. Taking pictures with the other kids.” you finally spotted her, taking a picture with Kyle, his sons and Ronnie. 
“Baby, chill. These kids are having the time of their lives. They can’t stay in the same position for more than 10 seconds. Look at them running around!” Rúben assured you. That made you smile, but not as much as when you watched Ronnie chasing Azlia around and the two pig tails on top of her hair were bouncing with every step she took.
“Aww, look babe, Ronnie is showing Azi his medal. How cute!” you pointed at them for Rúben to see. 
“He is now putting his medal on her..” Rúben stated quite shook “Yo, Foden, watch your son!” he then shouted in Phil’s direction, who stood all the way to the other side of the pitch. 
“Rúben! Oh my God! Baby..they are kids..” you hit his chest lightly, bursting into a fit of giggles. 
“I have a medal, too..I’m gonna go show it to her.” and with that he left you watching him attempt to come close to Ronnie and Azlia, but when they saw him approaching them - they ran away laughing.
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astranva · 2 years
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Planet Evans Universe Masterlist
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Following the life of overprotective!dad!Chris x wife!actress!reader!
Disclaimer: You can get to enjoy the one shots/blurbs as stand-alones without knowing the background of the universe but for a full experience, check out the tag! Happy reading. x
Planet Evans Universe Tag
Planet Evans Timeline | pe!reader’s Wikipedia Page | pe!reader's Dating History | Social Media tag | Blurbs tag
One Shots
2014
How We Met - In which Chris was a nervous mess when he met his A+ list celebrity crush, highest-paid, and the most iconic actress, you, at Vanity Fair’s 2014 after party.
2015
Go on a Date With Me - How Chris asked you out on a date.
First Kiss - Teasing led to your first kiss.
Chris' Birthday - First birthday to celebrate together.
2016
Anxious - Chris didn't know that getting drunk would trigger you.
Scared - Seeing you with your co-star, Andrew Garfield, didn’t just make Chris jealous. it made him scared.
2017
Pregnancy Scare - The one where your period was late.
Graduation - Chris talks about attending pe!reader's graduation on Jimmy Kimmel's.
2018
Get Out of Here - Security didn't believe Chris was your fiance when visiting you on set.
2019
Cheating Rumors - Things looked bad during the Knives Out press tour for Chris.
2020
Glambot - pe!reader and Chris pose for the Oscars' glambot.
Buzzcut - Chris posts a video on Instagram of pe!reader giving him a buzzcut during quarantine.
2021
Getting Ready with Vogue - Vogue posts Chris and y/n y/l/n-evans getting ready for 2021 Oscars.
Actors on Actors - Married and in love, you and Chris do Variety’s Actors on Actors interview together.
2022
Celebrities fangirling over y/n y/l/n for 18 minutes straight - Being one of the most globally famous, a-list actresses meant that you were always the talk of other celebrities and shows, and a fan compiles some of these times in one YouTube video.
Your Comfort - Chris can’t help but feel overprotective over his pregnant wife.
Coffee and Bagel -  Pregnant, you and Chris get swarmed by paps and Chris loses his shit when you almost trip.
Bagel Secured - Chris would do anything to get you your bagel.
Loving on Live - A few months before River’s birth, you and Chris went live on Instagram as you cooked, reminiscing some memories and making the world freak out over watching their favorite couple.
Sexiest Man Alive - In which Chris is 2022’s Sexiest Man Alive, he can’t stop talking about you and your son, and you already know.
Oprah Winfrey Interview - As one of the most famous actresses in the world, fans watch your tell-all interview with Oprah Winfrey which Chris joins.
TikTok - A fan posts a TikTok edit of pe!reader and Chris.
The Kids as Babies
River - In which you gave birth and Chris is an emotional mess.
Clingy - In which your baby, River, is clingy to you and Chris is upset.
The Kids as Toddlers
Christmas Bliss - With 4 kids, Christmas is emotional and everything but boring.
Blurbs
Overprotective - pe!reader talks about overprotective!Chris in a Jimmy Fallon interview.
The Grey Man Premiere - Pregnant pe!reader attends The Gray Man premiere.
Morning Baby Bump Cuddles - Dodger likes to cuddle pe!reader’s bump every morning.
Hormones - Chris is understanding to pe!reader’s (lonely) hormones.
Wedding Ring - pe!reader feels a little off about Chris not wearing his wedding ring (early marriage period).
Magic Number - pe!reader has been with less people than Chris and he wishes he'd waited.
FaceTime - After tiring press interviews, Chris can't help but sleep during his and pe!reader's facetime and feels bad about it.
Cast Was Great - pe!reader gets asked about her thoughts on The Gray Man in an online interview.
Always Right - When chris gets insecure about pe!reader liking Henry Cavill's mustache.
My Mind & Me - pe!reader in Selena Gomez's documentary.
Do You Love Me? - pe!reader asks Chris if he loves her but he doesn't give her the answer she wants.
Stuck - Chris feels bad about being known for Captain America only and pe!reader assures him.
chris's gifs with dodger. that's the blurb.
Confession - pe!reader admits she didn't know Chris' name when she first met him.
Teenage Crush - James McAvoy finds out that pe!reader had a crush on him when filming atonement for the first time.
Triggered - pe!reader gets triggered by Chris' drinking early on in the relationship.
Full Course Meal - pe!reader knows how to make Chris' bad day better.
Leaked - Chris leaks pictures of himself and pe!reader.
Amy Dune - pe!reader gets asked about Amy Dune as a role model at a press junket.
Shots - River gets his shots a 3 months.
Avatar 2's Dolphin Show - Articles about pe!reader being upset over her movie's press involving animal cruelty.
Rules - Just pe!reader and Chris being flirty on their yacht.
Date Night - pe!reader and Chris have a date night after River is asleep and Chris goes down on his knees for her.
Other Plans - Seeing pe!reader dressed up makes Chris go feral enough to cancel her plans himself.
Cop 'Stache - pe!reader reacts to Chris' 2018 mustache and haircut.
Dior - Dior names a bag after pe!reader.
Butterfly - Chris says why he thinks pe!reader's spirit animal is a butterfly on Jimmy Fallon's.
One and Only - Adele talking about pe!reader at her concert.
Time - pe!reader being flirty with Chris.
Necklace - Chris gets pe!reader a butterfly necklace.
Family Gossip - The family of 6 like a good gossiping session in the kitchen.
Gossip Circle - The men in the family feel left out of pe!reader and B's gossip circle.
That Look - Chris gets confident and cocky when he's jealous.
Jealous - A jealous pe!reader makes an appearance.
Tattoos - People magazine write about Chris' tattoos.
Tiny Mic - pe!reader and Chris react to a tiny mic on the red carpet.
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aeor-is-for-reccing · 8 months
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Near Death Experiences: A Shadowgast Rec List
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This week, we have fifteen fics that have to deal with Caleb and Essek nearly (or temporarily) dying under the cut! Lots of hurt/comfort in this one. As ever, if you like them, don't forget to Kudos or comment!
Of Broken Plans and Places to Be by ThreeGremlinsInATrenchcoat (8856, Teen) Reccer's Content Notes: No Content Notes
Essek catches a fatal disease in Aeor designed to resist clerical healing. Caleb must take care of him while the rest of the Mighty Nein race to find a cure.
Reccer says: Another excellent sick fic, this time with Essek as the patient.
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The Mind and the Malady by SaltCore (38941, Teen) Reccer's Content Notes: Graphic Depictions of Violence, some body horror in the form of coughing up bloody flowers
Hanahaki fic where Essek falls so hopelessly in love with Caleb post-97 that it's literally killing him. He could cure himself, but the price (reverting back to the man he was prior to meeting Caleb) is one that Essek would rather die than pay. That he could be cured by Caleb ever loving him back is, of course, a laughable notion.
Reccer says: A beautifully written example of not-actually-one-sided pining, with literal life or death stakes. I don't normally care for hanahaki fics, but I reread this one often.
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Zedrinset by LuckyOwlsFoot (4599, Teen) Reccer's Content Notes: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Essek is kidnapped by a monster that promises a fate worse than death. Caleb risks everything to save him, and Essek is powerless to do anything but watch
Reccer says: Another good execution of a relatively simple premise. Caleb goes absolutely feral in Essek's defense in a very sexy way
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Tomb of Rust by LuckyOwlsFoot (23682, Mature) Reccer's Content Notes: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Caleb and Essek go through the wringer in Aeor, stumbling from near-death-experience to near-death-experience
Reccer says: Caleb and Essek go through the *wringer* in this one, with lots of wonderful tender comfort at the end
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A Fire Frozen in Ice by Professor_Rye (5755, Teen) Reccer's Content Notes: No Content Notes
Caleb catches a deadly disease that's slowly freezing him to death, Essek struggles to keep him alive andfind a cure before it's too late
Reccer says: Very tasty sick fic with Essek as the caretaker
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Contrapasso by SaltCore (4856, Mature) Reccer's Content Notes: Temporary character death and resurrection
Canon divergence AU where Essek is kidnapped and magically imprisoned by Ludinus as a hostage against the Mighty Nein. Essek has to let Caleb mercy kill him in order to escape
Reccer says: This fic was written for the Whumptober 2021 prompt "Trust Fall" which is a good description of what reading this fic feels like, emotionally.
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bow shock by SaltCore (4613, Mature) Reccer's Content Notes: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Caleb is very nearly murdered in his bed by a Trent loyalist, Essek saves him at the last moment.
Reccer says: A skillful execution (pun intended) of a very simple premise. Essek goes feral over Caleb's safety in the sexiest, sweetest way imaginable
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heliopause by SaltCore (5035, Mature) Reccer's Content Notes: Graphic Depictions of Violence
A direct sequel and companion piece to bow shock, with the same basic premise, only this time Essek is the one in mortal danger and Caleb is the one who comes to his rescue
Reccer says: This one is great for all the same reasons bow shock is, I highly recommend reading them together
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A Very Silent Night by Professor_Rye (7324, Mature) Reccer's Content Notes: No Content Notes
Modern AU, Caleb and Essek get into a car accident in the middle of the night on a lonely mountain road in the middle of winter. Essek is badly hurt, and Caleb has to cuddle with him for warmth to make sure he survives the night
Reccer says: A simple but very well done fic where the two pining idiots in love have to share body heat to survive, with a thoughtful examination of fantasy racism on the side.
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the only way out is through the ditch by SaltCore (6971, Mature) Reccer's Content Notes: Temporary character death and resurrection
Essek is caught in a deadly trap in Aeor, and Caleb can do nothing except watch him die a slow and painful death, praying that he will be able to revive him later. (aka: Wrath of Khan, Shadowgast edition)
Reccer says: Absolutely agonizing to read in the best way possible, with a wonderful catharsis at the end. Also one of the most creative (if gruesome) depictions of a transmutation wizard's version of raise dead that I've ever seen
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infinity in the palm of your hand by mousecookie (5752, Teen) Reccer's Content Notes: Major Character Death
Canon divergence for episode 116 where the M9 find Essek - seemingly dead - in an Aeorian corridor with the rest of the Kryn adventuring party. Tagged MCD because of how it's framed but also Temporary Character Death.
Reccer says: I liked it!
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we never do go over (we always gotta go through) by Chrome (17169, Teen) Reccer's Content Notes: No Content Notes
Five times Essek woke up with level(s) of exhaustion and one time he didn't.
Reccer says: It's a classic 'Essek sacrifices himself nearly to death, then the Nein comfort him back to health' fic. Wonderful hurt comfort.
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Sending for aid by TormentaPrudii (1449, Mature) Reccer's Content Notes: Choose Not to Warn
Cad receives a frantic Sending from Caleb and has to walk him through first-aid to stabilize Essek long enough to rest and Teleport to the Grove.
Reccer says: The outsider POV and only getting twenty-five word glimpses into the wizards’ situation really hammered the tension home in the best way
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rumors of my demise by words-writ-in-starlight (6184, Teen) Reccer's Content Notes: Choose Not to Warn
Essek is arrested by the Dynasty and sentenced to death. He doesn't want his friends risking their lives in a rescue, so pretends like nothing is wrong. His friends turn out to have opinions about that.
Reccer says: Another Whumptober inspired fic where Essek gets to learn just how far his friends are willing to go for him. Features temporary character death and resurrection of that's your jam
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Hold Me Close, Cut Me Deep by CatgirlTheCrazy (14192, Mature) Reccer's Content Notes: No Content Notes
Essek falls victim to an incubus, and it turns him on Caleb
Reccer says: Pitch perfect angst and drama as the wizards fight, and then fight over who uses their limited healing options
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Aeor is for Lovers is an 18+ Shadowgast Discord server. The above fanfic recommendations were pulled from our community for this weekly event. All fics, unless otherwise specified, will primarily feature Shadowgast.
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somuchyoudontknow · 9 months
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Sophia - I think you really have a gift.
And for some odd reason, I think you were the one person who has mentioned you also thought this - but I think this whole thing may last until or around the time the new SMA is announced.
The reason I think this is bc around the same time CE was announced as SMA, this is when the rumors really really escalated - past pumpkins, he goes and comments on one of her photos - not really a comment, but ya know. He was doing his best to fake GAF.
Then the next day Reuters Published his article and listed him as “single” which sent fans into stealth mode bc all the AB stuff was still happening.
It was then I was suddenly reminded of MBJ, and how he was also listed as single during his Reuters SMA announcement. A month or so later, the rumors of him and Lori Harvey began. By the time January 2021 rolled around, MBJ and Lori were IG official.
I remember thinking, wow that was fast. It was almost like - the sexiest man alive can never be single - and if he is single, he has to be “taken” almost right after - to show that he is hot commodity. I don’t know why I had this thought - but then I forgot about it and moved on.
When CE’s SMA happened, I had the same thought pop up. I had this overwhelming feeling that he was going to pop up with AB after this announcement. Only bc of all the SM activity and how the rumors escalated after she reactivated on SM. It felt way too strategic - like he suddenly starts liking her posts - all of them, when he more or less was ignoring her for a good few months. I know likes on SM aren’t always consistent. But after he liked her mrs Paris photo back in July, pretty sure a few months went by and he sort of just minds his own business and ignores her on SM. But the moment she reactivated in October - he starts liking all of her posts, each time. Then the pumpkin photo, then the comment, then BOOM - announcement. It felt too “sudden” ramp up - and just more like it was being planned to execute that way, leading up to the “big reveal.”
I also have this theory that him going public with her probably wasn’t supposed to happen so close to the SMA drop, but her show premiered that same week - so they just went public to speed things up and get the max PR push.
Again - all of this is tinhat theory.
I don’t think he did all this to get SMA. I think SMA was just to give him a boost in the same year he was also getting press for two movies after not having any film releases due to Covid for about 2 years. But I DO think this “relationship” with AB has to do with SMA, and I think it’s meant to make him look like a committed, can settle down type - instead of the ever long bachelor who can’t hold down a long term relationship.
I also wonder if Monica Barbaro, one actress he also followed, was at one point on the list for him to be paired up with. She had a pretty big year due to top gun maverick. He followed a bunch of these up and coming women - all:most whom had some type of show, film, or movie release in the last two years. Kaitlyn Dever had dopesick, Alisha wainwright had raising dion, Lily James had Pam and Tommy, Monica - top gun, and etc.
I just think they ended up with AB bc she was the one with a show that was likely on the cutting block - and she’s the one actress IMO - that can’t sell anything on her own. No talent, won’t promote on her socials, no charisma, no “IT” factor. But she is the star of a Netflix original so the additional boost of setting her up with a more famous man actually worked out for her. She may have also been the one actress who was willing to “sell out” to sell out, if that makes any sense. I don’t want to discredit other women who do these things for PR, but the other actresses mentioned all seemed to be happier doing their own promo and moving up the career ladder not being the “accessory” to someone more famous.
This may be too farfetched but I’ve thought this for a while. Just another opinion.
Hi :) thanks. Yes, I was the first one I guess. I made the prediction in January this year. I got a clear msg of two years and if we count from Nov 2021, it makes Nov 2023, exactly two years. Also, I made a few theories in Jan, Feb that it might last till the next SMA gets announced. I also compared how MBJ and Lori's timelines matched with Chris and Alba's.
Your theory is great, it's not far-fetched at all. I think SMA was part of the deal but not the main thing. Also, there have been info that SMA is not usually given to single men. He was given when he entered a pr rs. I think the went with the two-year timeline so Chris doesn't look like a player because of the age gap. I also feel the reason they are pushing the engagement and wedding rumors is to make him not look like Leo who only dates mid-twenties girls and then dumps them. They want his family guy image to not get ruined and that he wasn't just non-serious but he really wanted to settle down.
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Let’s play Serve fuck or marry with a bonus where you can choose what you would like to do. Your options are Robert Down Jr, Pedro Pascal, Bradley Cooper and George Clooney!
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Thanks for your question but you chosed the pictures where they are the ugliest 🤣 : why Robert Downey Jr with a bald head 😅, Pedro Pascal with a dark picture, Bradley Cooper looks so dumb here, and Georges Clooney too 😬
There is no one amongst them that I would like to be in couple with. They all seems kind, protective, funny and sexy, but currently they are too older for me and I don't know if I'd be able to be a good boyfriend for them. At the same time, that seems incredible to be loved by them.
So i would say that my answers are:
FUCK WITH BRADLEY COOPER : Bradley Cooper is the kindest of the four men. I'd be honored to worship his gorgeous body. He may be aged 49 now but he has been Sexiest Man Alive one year.
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MARRY GEORGES CLOONEY : Georges Clooney is the hottest amongst these men. He is also the oldest (59), but he has never been as handsome (on the contrary to what shows the picture you used for your question😅). He would be elegant and protective.
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Here is the story i have written about him :
Robert Downey Jr. is the most talented. All of them are talented and played various characters various, but most of the time they are handsome strong heroes. Robert Downey Jr., him, had not only played Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but also in historical movies or dramas or comedies... However he was not handsome when he was younger and i began to find him handsome after Avengers Endgame, so only recently. I would be his personal assistant to learn about how he creates his characters.
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Here are the links of the 2 stories where i imagined a slave worshipping this actor 😍:
SERVE PEDRO PASCAL : I would love to have sex with him because of how hot he is, but i think Pedro Pascal would be the most dominant or interesting to obey to.
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People Magazine chose Patrick Dempsey for their sexiest man alive. Why him? I don't get it. It's not 2005. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Then they feature these men in the issue:
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They're all better choices than Patrick Dempsey.
They've been doing good choice, odd choice since 2016:
2016: The Rock ✔
2017: Blake Shelton ❌
2018: Idris Elba ✔
2019: John Legend ❌
2020: Michael B. Jordan ✔
2021: Paul Rudd ❌
2022: Chris Evans ✔
2023: Patrick Dempsey ❌
When are they gonna stop picking actors and choose athletes instead?
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Does anyone has a list of books chris talked about in past ??/ check out celebbookrecs on Instagram I remember seeing them post about Chris and the book he talks about
Thanks! I’m going to check this page out myself! You can never have too many book recs!🦎
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People’s Sexiest Man Alive is Chris Evans!
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Brendan fraiser is GQ’s man of the year and I’m not mad about it. He might be SMA next year.
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Just watched Lightyear. I cried, I laughed, and I loved it. It’s so sweet. 💙💙💙
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*****SPOILER ALERT*****
So, in 1943 with one of the chorus girls…
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hey Nat, since you draw Buzz Lightyear, what did you think of Chris (the amazing voice behind the character) being nominated Sexiest Man Alive this year? I agree 100000%
Thank you so much for this ask but this story is actually starting in February of 2021 so that hasn't happened in Nat's universe yet!
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Nier x Claymore
I've always loved the eyes in Claymore and recently rewatched excerpts. That got my mind wandering and mixing it with Nier. What would 2B look like with eyes of a Claymore?
One day I will color this...
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All the World's a Stage
by jellybeanforest
Steve Rogers, star of the hit series “Captain America,” has the perfect life. With two Emmys under his belt, a spot on the list of People’s Sexiest Man Alive, and a very public whirlwind romance with his gorgeous costar, Peggy Carter, most would say his life is damn near perfect.
Too bad it’s all as fake as the character he plays on TV.
In reality, Steve is gay, lonely, and spends his free time getting his rocks off to camboys. It’s not quite enough, but it has to suffice. For now.
And then one day, production hires a new day player, Tony Stark, who bears a striking resemblance to his favorite camboy, Ironman…
Yeah. Steve is so fucked.
For the 2021 Cap-IronMan Reverse Big Bang (Team Justice).
Updates throughout the day.
Words: 5877, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Peggy Carter, James "Bucky" Barnes, Justin Hammer
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Sex Work, Sex Worker Tony Stark, Camboy Tony Stark, Actor Steve Rogers, Trapped in the Closet, There's no business like show business, Workplace Fraternization, Sexual Harassment, Fake Relationship - Steve Rogers/Peggy Carter, meet awkward, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Cap-IronMan Reverse Big Bang
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/39113697
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All the World's a Stage
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by jellybeanforest
Steve Rogers, star of the hit series “Captain America,” has the perfect life. With two Emmys under his belt, a spot on the list of People’s Sexiest Man Alive, and a very public whirlwind romance with his gorgeous costar, Peggy Carter, most would say his life is damn near perfect.
Too bad it’s all as fake as the character he plays on TV.
In reality, Steve is gay, lonely, and spends his free time getting his rocks off to camboys. It’s not quite enough, but it has to suffice. For now.
And then one day, production hires a new day player, Tony Stark, who bears a striking resemblance to his favorite camboy, Ironman…
Yeah. Steve is so fucked.
For the 2021 Cap-IronMan Reverse Big Bang (Team Justice).
Updates throughout the day.
Words: 5877, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Peggy Carter, James "Bucky" Barnes, Justin Hammer
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Sex Work, Sex Worker Tony Stark, Camboy Tony Stark, Actor Steve Rogers, Trapped in the Closet, There's no business like show business, Workplace Fraternization, Sexual Harassment, Fake Relationship - Steve Rogers/Peggy Carter, meet awkward, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Cap-IronMan Reverse Big Bang
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The Chicago Cubs winning the World Series on November 2, 2016 was the cataclysmic event that lurched us into the darkest timeline and launched a thousand calamities.
Paul Rudd winning Sexiest Man Alive on November 10, 2021 just might be the thing to set us back on the right path.
But maybe it wasn’t enough? What other happening was just so unbelievably RIGHT that it could redirect space-time?
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Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 To You
1 Of The Most Funniest & Popular American Actor & Comedian/ Superhero 🐜 & Now Ghostbuster👻 In Hollywood Today
Paul Stephen Rudd was born on April 6, 1969, in Passaic, New Jersey, to English-born Jewish parents. His father, Michael Rudd (1943–2008), was a historical tour guide and former vice-president of TWA. His mother, Gloria Irene Granville, was a sales manager at television station KSMO-TV in Kansas City, Missouri.
He is an American actor and comedian. He studied theater at the University of Kansas and the American Academy of Dramatic Arts before making his acting debut in 1991. He received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in July 2015, and was included on the Forbes Celebrity 100 list in 2019. In 2021, he was named People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive".
His films include Clueless (1995), Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995), Romeo + Juliet (1996), Wet Hot American Summer (2001), Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005), Knocked Up (2007), I Love You, Man (2009), This Is 40 (2012), Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021), and Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024). Most famously, he has played Ant-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, beginning with Ant-Man (2015) and most recently in Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023).
Rudd has also appeared in numerous television shows, including the sitcom Friends as Mike Hannigan, guest roles on Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Reno 911! and Parks and Recreation, and as guest host of Saturday Night Live multiple times. He had a dual role in the comedy series Living with Yourself, which earned him a Golden Globe Award nomination for Best Actor – Television Series Musical or Comedy. He starred in the miniseries The Shrink Next Door (2021).
Please Wish This Hilariously & Popular American Actor & Comedian & Superhero/ Ghostbuster Of Hollywood's Biggest Films 🎥 Today
A Very Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊
YOU KNOW HIM
YOU SEEN HIM ON THE BIG SCREEN
& YOU CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT EVERYTHING HE SAYS THATS FUNNY 🤣
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HAPPY 55TH BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 TO YOU MR. RUDD🐜👻 & HERE'S TO MANY MORE YEARS TO COME
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