#she deserves the zoomies

[unidentified-refresher]

now THIS is podracing

(a lil painting inspired by @lesbianahsokatano‘s fic from the Legacies Entwined zine, thank you for the ahsoka visits tatooine brainrot 💖)

BONUS:

#ahsoka tano the terror of tattooine #featuring soccer mom anakin #sw #clone wars #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #she deserves the zoomies #podracing #painting #star wars fanart #my art #tcw #star wars

[aethelwyneleigh27]

Little brainrot.. Alejandro, Simon, Price or really any CoD man really, who has a partner that constantly gets overwhelmed/overstimulated by cuteness aggression that causes them to bite him and he lives for it. Cocky bastard finds it as an excuse to flex his muscles whenever you bite his arm.

Sometimes when it's surges of energy that you get rowdy with him but he's a patient man.. maybe not towards anyone but when it comes to you anyway. Zoomies?.. Zoomies!

Finds it absolutely amusing when you squeal and kick your feet up from the bed under the sheets in order to release some of the pent up energy. That soft sigh after gets him to chuckle, grabbing you and pulling you closer to him to rest both of your bodies, feeling the soft warmth of your skin and the movement of your breathing.

My CoD Masterlist

Taglist: @wishesforyou @puff0o0 @simping4konig @simp4konig @blingblong55 @azereus @rustic-guitar-notes @shadofireshinobi @thelightdjinnofpalestine @09maruchan @anonymuslydumb @skeletalgoats @icarustypicalfall @ghosts-cyphera @fawnchives @connorsui @capuccino192 @miss-gms-and-the-rotten-womb @celestialhole @the-second-sage @starryylies @everlastingmoonlightsworld @keiva1000 @iexiam

Tw: mentions of abuse on the author's note, do not read if such topics make you feel uncomfortable or disturbed. This is not a vent but it is to spread awareness on a case.

A/n: Before you guys ask, I'll establish this, the reader is doing this consensually and they do not bite hard enough to actually hurt their partner, it's just playful like many people do in NORMAL and NON-ABUSIVE relationships, I do not wanna hear shit comparing them to Wilbur because in general this idea is cute, playful and domestic but that guy just ruined it for all of us but this isn't about him, GO SUPPORT SHELBY!! She deserves all the love she can get after going through the shit Wilbur put her through. This has been on for a long time now, no one should stop talking about it especially because everything he did was fucked up and has hurt someone in every way possible.

#cod x reader #aethelwyne lia writes #ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #cod headcanons #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x you #simon ghost x reader #simon ghost riley #alejandro vargas x female reader #alejandro vargas x reader #alejandro vargas #john price x gender neutral reader #john price #john price x y/n #john price x reader #john price x male reader #john soap mctavish x reader #john soap mactavish #ghost x female reader #ghost x plus size reader #ghost x male reader #alejandro vargas x you #kyle gaz garrick x you #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle garrick #keegan russ x reader #alex keller x reader #konig x you

[bonny-kookoo]

Hey Bonny💕 I have this idea of Idol!JK with hybrid!reader and Jungkook's recent livestreams. Just her playing with Bam and Army’s being curious about her, maybe. Maybe she has the night zoomies. It’s just an idea. I hope you have a wonderful day💜

I've made this so it basically belongs to the whole BTS x Husky!Reader idea!

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"oh? 'Who's in the background?' you ask?" He reads a comment out loud, before looking behind him, spotting Bam dropping down to a playful invite, before you run after the pup playfully, the dog chasing you in exchange seconds after into the other room. "Ah, yes! I got two puppies at my home currently!" He laughs into the camera. "The members are a little busy right now, so she's staying with me." He informs the fans, who all spam hearts in the chat, as well as requests to see you. "Hm she's a bit shy, but let's see if she wants to say hi." He chuckles, turning around on the couch. "Snowball!" He chuckles, earning an immediate reaction from you at the nickname.

He can see your tail wagging wildly, and he can't help but smile when Bam jumps up at you, licking your face. "Bam, careful." He gently commands his dog, who pants heavily after his play-session with you. "You wanna come to me, say hi to Army?" He wonders at you now, and you hesitate a little, out of view of the camera for the most past. The room you're standing in is dark, your outlines barely able to be picked up by the stream, only your wagging tail occasionally.

You decide to go closer though, well aware that nothing can happen. Everyone knows you're with the guys all the time, and you know most fans actually adore you a lot. So you walk towards the back of the couch where you lean over, waving at his phone. "Pretty Puppy' Yes, I agree!" Jungkook laughs at the comments, while you're suddenly more interested in the food he's got on the table. "You wanna have the leftovers?" He asks, noticing the way you've started to lean over the back of the couch, and you nod. "Come here then." He pats the sofa, and you climb over the couch instead of walking around it, making him laugh as he holds a hand in front of the edge of the table so you won't accidentally hurt yourself. "Here, I'll get you something for that.." He mumbles, getting up to get some protection for your hands so you won't stain them with the grease. He knows you'll be licking your fingers for hours otherwise.

While he's gone, you shyly wait in front of the eyes of thousands of fans, many hybrids now spamming compliments and hearts in the chat for you to see, making your tail wag, especially when the shipping tag for you and Jungkook is used. "There you go." Jungkook offers you the gloves, so you can eat while he continues to entertain the fans for the rest of the livestream.

He's happy even when turning of the camera- well aware that his situation with you is something rarely seen in the industry. He's glad you're so well liked and even loved by many, having feared in the beginning that they all would have to hide you away like a secret. But they don't have to, they can show you off like you deserve to be; and for him, you also provide some comfort in times of the band being a bit split apart.

He really loves you, not only as a friend. And he hopes you love him too, one day.

#bts fanfic #bts fic #bts imagine #jeon jungkook x reader #jungkook imagine #jeon jungkook imagine #bts jungkook imagine #bts jungkook x reader #bts jungkook fanfic #hybrid reader

[swissboyhisch]

Hughes vs Hughes

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njdevils: It's Hughes vs Hughes game day. A real family affair this year. 😈😈😈 tagged: quinnhughes, jackhughes, lhughes and y/nhughes

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elhughes: My kids ❤️

y/nhughes: love you mumma bear

user: the devs including Quinn in their post 🥲 Liked by y/nhughes

user: Luke looks so gooood 😍

tzegras: my dudes

jackhughes: 😎

user: We've been waiting for this one

adamfantilli: who's the hottie on the last slide

lhughes: too old for you

y/nhughes: I ain't old. But thanks for the compliment Fanta. Still won't date you though

nolanmoyle: yeah, we ain't old 🙋🏻‍♀️

colecaufield: y/nhughes bestie, please come to Montreal. I want to see you

y/nhughes: Two weeks and we have a roadie

colecaufield: counting down the days 😌

jamiedrysdale: Come to see us too!

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elhughes: Thanks to everyone who came out to watch the first Hughes vs Hughes game including Moose. ❤️

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yourbestie: look how hot we look y/nhughes 😏

y/nhughes: scorching 🔥🔥🔥

user: this picture 👌

quinnhughes: what a family

jackhughes: the best

y/nhughes: we really are

dylduke: 101 reunited

lhughes: roadtrip

user: was waiting for nico to post a pic from this event 😈

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yourbestie: It's Hughes vs Hughes day and I just wanna shout out my favourite Hughes sibling who isn't playing on the ice. She's my other half 😍 tagged: y/nhughes

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quinnhughes: okay then.

lhughes: second that 👀

jackhughes: third that 🙄

y/nhughes: get over it losers

y/nhughes: I love you my other half

yourbestie: Eh I'm your third 😳 Liked by nicohischier

lhughes: the math don't math

y/nhughes: just don't worry about it Lukey

user: the best hughes sibling appreciation post we needed.

user: I can only imagine the shit these two would get up to 🙈🙉🙊 Liked by jackhughes, quinn hughes and lhughes

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y/nhughes: Welcome to my little appreciation posts for my three brothers. Tonight was the first Hughes vs Hughes (Nucks vs Devs) with little Moosey involved.

ALL THREE SCORED A GOAL EVEN 💅🏻

My twin, Huggy, I'm so proud of you for carrying the team. Shout out to Petey, Brockie and Tito though. You played so well, scoring a goal and an assist tonight.

Jackie-boy... two goals! With an assist on Moosey's goal as well! Absolutely killed it, little zoomies. If only had had gotten one more for a hatty.

Moosey, my baby brother. You played amazingly. To play against your brother, another 43 defenceman. We're all proud of you. An amazing goal on top of that. The star was well deserved!

So proud to be your sister ❤️❤️

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quinnhughes: Love you Squirt ❤️

user: the only other person included is nico and he's in the middle slide. They have to be together.

nicohischier: so you can be nice?

y/nhughes: the nicest 💅🏻👀

lhughes: proud to be your brother Squirt

user: these siblings warm my heart 🥰

user: They all scored... I can't believe that

user: and if the rumours are true, so did y/nhughes

elhughes: my boys did so well. And you did as well bub

y/nhughes: love you mumma bear ❤️

nicohischier: such talent Liked by y/nhughes

TAG LIST:

@penny4yourthoughts @mp0625 @hischierhaze @jayrami3

#nico hischier imagine #nico hischier x reader #nico hischier fic #nico hischier #nico hischier insta edit #insta fic #insta edit #nhl insta edit #nhl imagine #nhl fic #swissboyhisch social media fics #social media imagines #social media edit #swissboyhisch insta edit #new jersey devils imagine #new jersey devils insta edit #nico hischier x hughes!reader #hughes!reader #Nhl insta edit #nhl imagines #nhl x reader #nhl fanfiction #nhl rpf #hockey insta edit #hockey rpf #hockey imagine #hockey imagines #hockey fic #social media imagine #swissboyhisch

[small-sinclair]

Cats of Ambrose

Part 2

Ambrose has stray/pet cats. They are:

Saint Bo-seph. Lester says it looks like Bo when he’s mad. Bo has denied it love, but the fluffy brown tiger cat sleeps in the shop at the front counter. The oldest cat you’ll ever see.

Pebbles. Vincent found her while he was walking with Jonesy by the river one day. The cat is missing a leg, but she is the fastest thing on the planet when she hears her food bowl getting filled. She’s a white cat with grey spots on her ears, and she has a heart-shaped spot on her nose.

Big Shit (BS for short). Bo found this tiger cat digging in the trash one night. BS then bit Bo’s arm while Bo tried to trap it. Honestly. BS would kill you for a Snickers bar. Now, it runs Wilson Avenue to Dallas Street like he owns the place. Attacks Jonesy because Big Shit can. Has killed a lot of birds and mice.

Little Shit (LS for short). Please pet her and hold her like a baby? Please, do it. She’s smaller than BS and so much more nicer, but she does dart around the shop when she has the zoomies, which she dumped HOT coffee on Bo’s crown jewels while he was under a car. He hit his head on the engine when he got burned, thus earning the name: Little Shit. You can find Bo cradling her like a baby if she’s stressed out if he thinks he’s alone.

Hoot. A black kitten Lester found while picking up road kill one morning. She sits on his shoulder like an owl while driving, meowing at every tree and leaf she sees. Biggest green eyes you’ll ever see. Hoot looks lost most of the time. No thought. Head Empty. Thinks of commuting tax fraud half the time ^•w•^

Lil Vinny (LV for short). This orange cat is missing half his face like Vincent (no ear or eye with a scarred face). The cat just came to Ambrose one day. Lil Vinny sleeps in Vincent’s bed, and sits on his lap while he draws at the desk.

Waddles the Wizard. Lester and Vincent named the black and orange turtle kitten this after it waddled out of Bo’s locked shop out of nowhere. Like, where the fuck did it come from? How did it get there?

Waffles. Honesty, Jonesy brought him home. An orange fluffy cat that curls up near the toaster and will steal cold and hot waffles if you’re not watching. He screams and screams until Bo or Vincent gives Waffles a waffle. Will attack if he doesn’t get a waffle right now.

Sweetie Bell. Bo named the little blind white kitten this after finding it in a victim’s hot car. He noticed it after towing the car to the shop, which was baking in the hot sun for 40 minutes before he could get there. When he asked the owner of the car why didn’t they tell Bo about the baby kitten, they responded with, “It’s broken. So, it deserves it for being a freak.” Let’s just say the death was slow and as painful as he possibly could make it. Once he got Sweetie Bell out of the car, he nursed it back to health and gave it all the love her could muster. He kept telling her that she’s not a freak. She is loved by all of the Sinclair brothers. (Bo will die for this kitten.)

#bo sinclair #lester sinclair #vincent sinclair #house of wax #house of wax headcanons #bo sinclair headcanons #vincent sinclair headcanon #lester sinclair headcanons #house of wax 2005 #slasher headcanons

[jtkys]

*chewing dice noises*

hmm I know I asked about this for Hobie- but how would the others react to the zoomies? Cause sometimes when I get the zoomies I do the cat thing, y’know when they hunch over and stuff, pointing their bootah toward you? I do that so much- just- imagine Miguel standing there watching us do that confused as F U C K

heheheheheheheheheheheheh ily pookie (all platonic! Ofc- just thought I’d say)

𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐎 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐈𝐋𝐘 😭😭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒 𝐥𝐦𝐟𝐚𝐨𝐨

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐳𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞

✩☆ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑.. 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐙𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐒!?!? 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 ☆✩

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭.

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐠𝐰𝐞𝐧, 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐥, 𝐩𝐚𝐯𝐭𝐢𝐫.

𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐄!

★ 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰...

❥ 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬

Finds your zoomies episodes very funny. The silly things you do entertain him and he finds it super cute

Ofc, he makes sure you don’t get hurt. His spidey senses are haywire when you’re running around and doing dumb shit, so he’s ready at any moment to grab you with a web and just lock you in his arms

In zoomies moments, he probably gets into tickle fights with you, he’s a giggly guy and he’s letting out the most adorable high pitched squeals as soon as you get him in the ribs

He finds it super entertaining and enjoys them, he’s got an infectious laugh so him cackling at your shenanigans gets you laughing too

If you ALSO have infectious laughter, it’s a neverending cycle. You’re just wheezing on the floor until someone steps in and gets one of you to stop laughing 😭

❥ 𝐆𝐰𝐞𝐧

She finds it cute likes miles does, she knows you have a lot of energy and you have to get it out somehow

Eventually, you and her start play fighting on the floor and she’ll hold you in her arms and pepper your face with kisses as you writhe (you don’t actually wanna get out, though..)

She’s also gonna laugh a bit like miles, but she’s less on edge about you getting hurt. She’s not against pinning you to the floor (affectionately) incase you do hurt yourself, though.

If you do get hurt and its nothing foo major she’ll giggle as she patches you up and kisses your forehead

“That was kinda deserved, babe. You were running around after all”

She doesn’t mean it, she’s only kidding <3

she doesn’t hate your zoomies moments, but she likes the calmer moments more: though she appreciates any time she spends with you.

…mostly when you’re not running around and bruising yourself to hell by bumping off furniture.

𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐥

Like you just said, my dice-eating friend, he is just…. Standing there

He has no idea wtf is going on or what on earth you’re doing that

Or why you’re running around and doing dumb shit

Admittedly, he finds it kinda cute. Prolly cause his daughter did similar stuff (HHAHA DAUGHTERLESS MAJOR L FOR U MIGGY JIGGY BIGGY WIGGY-WIGGSTER)

sorry the silly demons took over

Anyways. He has no idea what or why you’re doing what you’re doing, he’s just staring at you like

👁️👁️ w h a t

will probably just grab you and throw you over his shoulder and then wrap you up in blankets so you wriggle about like a worm

Then promptly drags you around (jokingly) while you’re wrapped in a plethora of blankets

he (did) have a daughter so he kinda has experienced the zoomies before. It makes him kinda emo cause it remind his of his daughter (rip miggy wiggy wiggesters daughter 💔💔💔 blud evaporated too soon 💔💔💔)

anyways i don’t really like miggy wiggy wiggster so uhm I’m abandoning him now :/

𝐏𝐚𝐯𝐭𝐢𝐫

Poor boy has NO IDEA what’s going on 😭😭

He’s not as blatantly unbothered/confused as miggy wiggy wiggster, he’s just like… huhhhhhhh…?

Finds it kinda cute when he realises you’re just in a hyper kinda mood.

He’s kinda paranoid about you getting hurt, a lot like miles, so he’ll probably go try and get you to stop, but he can’t grab you.

You seem to be like butter between his fingers, poor mans CANNOT CATCH YOU 😭

he just kinda has to wait for it to pass.. since he can’t do anything

But yeah he might giggle a bit, but eventually he catches you and just keeps you locked in his arms for the next hour in fear the zoomies will start again.

⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆

𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐦𝐠!!!! 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡 💔 /𝐥𝐡.

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠!! 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲/𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐲𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞. 𝐔𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 <𝟑𝟑

(づ￣ ³￣)づ

#across the spider verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #atsv pavitr #atsv fanart #spiderman atsv #atsv fic #atsv oc #atsv icons #atsv miles #atsv hobie #atsv x reader #reader x atsv #atsv #atsv gwen #atsv miguel #atsv x you #spiderman into the spiderverse #into the spider verse #miles morales headcanons #miles morales #hobie brown headcanons #gwen stacy headcanons #gwen stacy #spidergwen x reader #miguel ohara #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #pavtir prabhakar #spiderpunk headcanons #spiderpunk

[babydollmarauders]

Oh my god NOT THE Porcelain doll phase.

THANK YOU for knowing the magazines I feel so seen.

Jack is ADHD'd out his ass and no one can convince me he didn't do some kind of weird ritual as a teen so Quinn would feel his exhaustion to further fuel his hellfire zoomies.

Jack is the friend that needs a leash. Quinn needs a nap and Luke is sated with a juice box and that manchild has a plushie and you cannot fucking tell me different.

....and it's probably Pikachu

the porcelain doll phase is definitely me projecting bc i had that phase when i was like 7 or 8 🫣

oh bestie i definitely knew the magazines! i was indeed a nat geo magazine kid!

jack is DEFINITELY the adhd friend who needs a leash and you constantly have to keep an eye on him, otherwise he’ll be leaving you in the dust behind him as he bounces from thing to thing.

quinn just really needs a nap. that man deserves a nap for everything he puts up with.

and luke is definitely an ipad kid, so you sit him down with a juice box and a squishmallow to squeeze in front of the tv and he’ll be content for hours!

dolly is a mix of luke and jack. definitely leans towards more like jack, but if she’s with luke? she’ll happily cuddle up with him and watch movies together for an entire day and be content

#faithlynn speaks 🪐 #ask faithlynn ✨ #luke’s gf au !

[thickness-protection-program]

Rate this girl. She has terminal zoomies and bites

If she bites me then I probably deserved it. 100/10. Lemme boop her nose

#rate my pets

[vaxxy-the-raven]

Thinking about a universe where Scanlan was able to use Wish and Vax lived after all.

Thinking of him and Keyleth settling into their house built inside of giant tree in Zephrah.

Thinking of him and Keyleth starting a polycule with Shaun after some time has passed - Vax had always loved that man, he'd just been too scared to admit it to himself before now.

I'm picturing Shaun opening a branch of his shop in Zephrah so he has an excuse to visit for long periods of time - he is working Sherri, stop glaring at him like a disappointed mother, he has a reputation you know.

Maybe they all get married to each other somehow, maybe they even have children.

They have options for children; they could adopt, they could always adopt, they know plenty of children need and deserve it

i also headcanon Vax as trans, so he could carry the kids if he felt comfortable enough in his body and identity to do so

or Keyleth could, as well - though I personally have the headcanon that she can change sex on a whim and prefers having a male body during sex, I can see her agreeing to having Vax's kids should he be able to give them

they would all just be happy to have children, I think

they'd all be cute parents imo

...

im picturing Shaun and Kiki helping a pregnant Vax get around the house because a boy has zoomies but also his body is not capable of going zoom right now and he will cry if he can't move around

im seeing Shaun and Keyleth doing magic for the baby to keep it entertained while Vax rests and heals up for a bit

I'm seeing Vax taking the baby flying when they can't sleep, the baby soothed by the wind and amazed by the wings

I'm seeing Keyleth in Minxy form, the baby riding on her back, walking through town at Vax's side as he shops

I'm seeing Vax and Gilmore gushing over baby clothes

I'm seeing Vax doing up the nursery by hand, no magic involved, carving the furniture from wood himself and painting murals on the walls

i see Vax making wooden toys for the baby, too

just... Vax as a dad 🥺😭

#cw trans pregnancy #cw pregnancy #vax'ildan #keyleth #shaun gilmore #vax'leth #vax'ilmore #vax'lethmore #critical role #cr #cr spoilers #cr fic #cr headcanons #vaxxy writes... something #vaxxy shut the fuck up challenge

[youllallriseintheink]

If you were going to turn the Pokemon villains into Pokemon as punishment, what would be the best choice for each one?

Haha, thanks for asking.

Standardizedbogey and I were talking about this last night because of her fic (which I highly recommend) were Giovanni was turned into a lillipup as a punishment, with doggy instincts and all. Some of these are my own ideas, some we came up with together.

Giovanni: okay, I couldn’t come up with anything as good as a lillipup, but yamper could work for the same reasons of being a small, helpless-looking dog (and we all know he’s a huge cat person), plus, this one gets the zoomies.

Silver: The best way to teach him a lesson in there being more to Pokémon’s worth than battle strength would be to turn him into a Pokémon that’s weak but nonetheless adaptable and determined. Perhaps an abra, which, while incapable of fighting, is intelligent and excellent at escaping bad situations.

Maxie: something very sensitive to changes in the environment. Perhaps a slowpoke would work- they live near water and require the health of a saltwater species to survive. Plus its instinct might deprive Maxie of his ability to use his intelligence.

Archie: like with Maxie, you could have him think twice about his goal by turning him into something that needs a very specific, non-watery environment. Perhaps a numel would work, as they’re very sensitive to water and would surely be wiped out if Archie went through with his plan. Doubles as punishment because numel are slow, weak, and can’t go in water.

Cyrus: Eevee. Just destroy his lone wolf aesthetic and fill him to the brim with instincts to be friendly and want to be with people and cuddle up on their laps because they’re sad. Or because they seem nice. Or because he likes their hat. Or. Or. Or. Or. As a bonus, Mars looks after him for a while and he evolves into a pink ribbon dog that might as well have “I love my friend” written across his forehead and has empathy as a superpower.

N: N doesn’t deserve a punishment, but he’d really hate being a slugma. There’s no handling Pokémon in need if you’d only burn them.

Ghetsis: Ghetsis needs to be taken down a peg in terms of power, so a regional rodent would be good. I think bidoof would be the best choice because then its absentmindedness would keep him from scheming without zoning out. Also, he’d probably have to rely on N for protection because Colress would definitely want to run some experiments on a human-turned-Pokémon.

Lysandre: a good punishment for Lysandre would be to become something insignificant and filthy, so I chose a gastrodon. He’s identical to numerous others of his kind living all across the map, he’s hideous and slimy, he has instincts to bathe in mud and algae, and people look at him with disgust when he visits populated areas. Used to being respected and revered, now people won’t even let him on their carpets.

Lusamine: I don’t really have an idea for her, but she definitely wouldn’t like being a trubbish. It’ll be pretty hard to command the Aether Foundation’s respect like that.

Guzma: Petilil. Guzma would hate being something weak and dependent, and a small, sensitive plant Pokémon would really ruin his aesthetic, plus he’d look tasty to bug-types! Plumeria will look after him, don’t worry.

Piers: Whismur. It can’t do any of the three things Peirs cares about: rock out, battle well, or help his family and community. Marnie would probably have to look after him, and he wouldn’t want that. Its evolutions are stronger and louder, but are just as unable to produce appealing music.

Rose: honedge. It drinks the life force of others, actively undoing what he tried to do. It can’t be around people without doing that, which he’d hate as a massive extrovert.

#pokemon #rocket boss giovanni #rival silver #magma boss maxie #aqua boss archie #galactic boss cyrus #pokemon n #plasma leader ghetsis #flare boss lysandre #lusamine #skull boss guzma #gym leader piers #chairman rose #pokemon villains #standardizedbogey #thanks for the ask

[hollyhomburg]

My thoughts today are only BILY hobi in puppy space whining and pouting when the dom of the day stops rubbing his belly 🥺 cuz those are his favorite non sexual puppy activity and the doms all have their different ways of touching him.

His favorite is tae cuz when she gets a manicure because the fake nails feel so gentle, not so sharp. And it’s just enough stimulation to have that soft-obedient-pet part of his brain all humming.

Namjoon tends to get excited too and just pat-pat-pat- because he’s something of a puppy dom too. A little rougher- sometimes it makes hobi get the zoomies and he just- tackles the pack alpha.

Jin’s his favorite in a different way- he gets a little mean with it, digging in and dragging his nails into red lines- until hobi’s feeling that good pain-burn-relief of it. Hobi likes it when he leaves marks, when the skins a little sensitive after and he can feel where jin touched even after puppy time.

Jimin’s kinda similar too- know how much scratching hobi can take before he really starts to whine. Or he just leaves his palm pressed flat to hobi’s tummy without moving it just so that he can see hobi’s cute begging face 🥺

The m/c and koo get so tickly when they’re presented with the treat that is hobi in puppy space- which usually means the alpha will be so much more nibbly and tactile than usual- both of them love how cuddly hobi gets in puppy space, his usual air of /cool boy alpha/brought down to /good puppy/ just like them!

Yoongi’s pets tend to be a lot more gentle and reverent, he likes to tease hobi, make him go all whiney and sprawled, legs and arms to the sides to give the beta the most access to him- any part of hobi yoongi can touch. He specially loved when he commands ‘paw! Hobi paw!” And that soft glow starts in his chest he just wants to be good and yoongi makes him good, says “good alpha, do you think you deserve more pets? If you look at me like that I’ve got no choice but to spoil you. Good boy just wants a bit of love huh? Just my little love pup aren’t you 🥰”

Hobi best puppy? Yes, best pup 🥰

[prof-peach]

Hi peach! I’m a welder and my Centiskorch (her name is darling) is a fierce Pokémon that often times works with me to torch items and help move small but hot pipes. she’s normally very distant while we work, preferring to keep work up with the occasional pet and head smooch but lately she’s been very affectionate and clingy making it hard to work! I don’t wanna keep her from getting the love she deserves at work or home but my boss has been noticing

Any advice?

Good news is your pokemon loves you a lot! Amazing, here for it. Bad news is you'll have to establish healthy boundaries again, for the safety of you and others around you while working.

Discuss with them the logistic issues, pokemon are smart, and can totally grasp simple things like whats safe and whats not. If you weld, no doubt you've been caught with a bit of hot metal now and then, its supposedly an occupational hazard, so showing your pokemon the damage sustained when these mistakes happen, and explaining how your body cannot handle the heat like theirs can, may help solidify why its unsafe to be clingy during work. If it loves you a lot, then it wont want to see you hurt. It can be difficult for some pokemon to connect that you (their family) are not built the same as them. Whats hot to you is not to them at all. Reestablishing this is very important.

To back this up, set up scheduled, clear times where cuddles and attention and play is totally ok, and make a big deal out of it, go above and beyond with the recreational time when its safe to do so, having a chart can help some species, perhaps try making one for them of the time they can play, and the time for safe work. When on the clock, stop what you're doing the moment they begin to be clingy, explain why you've stopped and take a moment to step away to let them blow off some steam or calm down, perhaps they've got more energy than they're expending in the work you both do.

This may take a short while to set up, but it's all about being firm when need be for everyones safety, and relaxing clearly when you're free to play. Perhaps connecting the "unsafe" times to when you've got the mask on, or your gloves may help them have a visual system that'll help differentiate between play and work times.

Reward the good behaviour with play and treats, ignore the clingy behaviour and explain why you dislike it at unsafe times, reinforcing how dangerous it can be to behave that way when people are working in your industry.

Side note, do investigate if your partner has more energy than is currently required for the workload its performing. If its got a lot of heat stored up, it can get a little hyper, bug zoomies if you will. Perhaps an early morning training session would help them get rid of some energy and make work hours more calm and manageable.

I'd also be clear with boss to make sure they know the situation is being rectified, and wont be an ongoing problem. Most employers are pretty chill with it, so long as it's not a huge surprise, or an issue of safety. Knowing you're sorting the situation out may put them at ease, or they may even be able to offer more tailored advice if they've been in the industry and seen this kind of thing before. Lots of people have useful tricks and tips for this kind of stuff, not just professors!

Give it a go and have a little patience, it is fixable, but will take some time. You've got this.

#prof.peach #pokemon #peach talks

[kriffin-ink]

So one of my Emiko headcanons is that she plays drums (she deserves a hobbie outside of reality tv), and I just learned that Roy was the drummer in his band, idk where I’m going with this cuz I’m writing this at 1am after my cat got the zoomies but

#emiko queen #red arrow #roy harper #arsenal #arrowfam #ramblings

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

HmM!! 😤 These Dom Nick hcs are lighting a fire under me!!! (ง'̀u'́)ง i wanna pamper him SO badly in whatever AU! Im not sure whose the weakest, maybe hybrid nick bc he's lonely or soft but my MCs gonna take the whole day to spoil him rotten, if he so much as tries to lift a finger she's kissing him and lowering it back down. Itll be a random day of the week, no birthday no holiday, just a full breakfast spread, then the most expensive home spa day evah! (While ignoring his questions of 'why?' Why not huh??)

The best bath bombs and scrubs, face masks, shampooing his hair gently, mani and pedi, some cold champagne and some ice to cool him down, since he'll be in the bath so long, but then definitely a deep tissue full body massage (and/or preening if he's hybrid nick) with his favorite show playing a marathon, with more snacks, before his favorite dinner of course.

lots of kisses and the tenderest 'I love you's' but he absolutely cannot do anything in return, i might even spoonfeed him everything from breakfast to dessert,

After the massage and the preening, its time to make him messy again 😔 gotta eat him out, suck him, and ride him gently til he cums idc how many times, before cleaning him up all over again

I want him to turn to jelly, I'll check off every self-care/sub bucketlist item he has, he's my MCs perfect little doll for the day. Will he squirm? beg? Melt into a puddle? My MC doesnt know but her goal is to turn a professional dom into a spoiled pillow princess like Jean who doesn't know wat 'unloved' even is (<- mc nor OP knows wat bdsm or professional sex work entails really, but got a spa day as a birthday gift once and couldve sworn they were princess diana)

(And pls know between the two of u who know bdsm im taking notes with focuS so thank u)

And there will be smugness once he finally falls asleep, my mc is the evillest and most domness boss! this is probably wat it means to be King of the doms maybe! Take that mr "professional!" Hope ur skin is smooth and ur hair/feathers are shinier than its ever been, i hope the dreams r pleasant with Imported Lavender infused pillows! Thats right, its expenSive! For NO reason. There are No take backs or exchanges either, only store credit buddy

>:3c Consider that a warning for the both of yous for givin my brain these zoomies!

🖤 nonny

We are shaking hands and making out sloppy style over pampering Nick right now, oh my god dude

Especially if it's hybrid Nick, like, he's so used to having to be strong and independent and being thrown out when he wasn't being dommy enough that this shit might just kill him. He's such an eepy boy too. My guy gets migraines whenever the weather changes so he's just used to pushing through that pain and tiredness you get after it leaves

But you? Pampering him? Not allowing him to move and making him take the rest he deserves? It's his dream come true, there's nothing fucking better than this for him. Now, he will try to fight you on it at first, but just cup his head in your hands and tell him how much you love him and want to take care of him and he'll slip right into his sub space

He doesn't like surprises, at all, even the good ones, so please tell him about all of this in advance. He plans out his weeks and if he finds out about a change in his schedule less than 48 hours in advance he's going to have a shutdown

God this whole thing is so good, I love pampering pieces like this. Your mind dude, I am kissing it directly on it's cute little wrinkles

#🖤 anon #whispers of an angry god #sdj Nick #hybrid au

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

8, fourteen & castor?

Let's say that the whole coffee thing after the very emotional talk at the console didn't happen yet and this takes place during the Doctor's zoomies around the room, yes? :)

Warning: very mild spoilers for The Star Beast, part of my confusing au where Ten has several boyfriends that are electrical in some way (android, computer program, sentient plantoid that can control machinery...) now with Fourteen instead cause they deserve the hot David Bowie-esque Michael Sheen boyfriend.

On with the fic!

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"This is amazing!" The Doctor shouted, running down one of the ramps before spotting a doorway. "Donna! I'm gonna go check out something!"

"Fine, spaceman, but don't you dare get lost!" Donna shouted over the railing around the console. "We've got a grandad to see!"

The Doctor grinned, giving her two thumbs up, before running down the opened doorway and hallway. Everything was so clean and white, and yet not in a suffocating way, like a hospital or an Apple store. No, it reminded them of the old days, of blue recorders and canes, of technicolor dream coats and too-long scarves.

Of a nightclub owner-

When was the last time the TARDIS chose this for her desktop? Had it been when they have been sad and angry at the universe, smelling of war and sand? Probably. Wow, that had been eons ago at this point.

The Doctor stopped running, now briskly running, trailing a hand along the walls. So smooth and clean, the lights not too bright in here, and tinted a calming blue.

They swallowed, it reminded them of someone. Someone who they let go before they stopped having this face the first time, before it was all bowties and floppy hair.

They found a door and brushed their fingers against a silver pad at the side, the door opening with a woosh. They love a good woosh, very... Spock, as Rose would have put it. Stepping inside, they found that the room looked familiar.

Too familiar.

Even after two-plus millennia, the Doctor was shocked to remember this layout so well. There was no deep bass music playing, no mood lighting, but it was illuminated in places, by pale blue and white lights.

There were tables, a fully stocked bar, even what looked to be a DJ booth behind glass by a staircase.

And a second floor, where a figure stood, smiling at them, all dressed in white with blue accents and lights.

"C-Castor?" The Doctor asked.

"Ah," The program's smile grew, "you remember me!"

"Course I do, how could I forget?" The Doctor swallowed, stepping into the room. "How... how are you here? You and Arthur left together."

Castor chuckled, leaning on his cane. "I felt it was necessary to leave a little bit of myself in the TARDIS' systems, she didn't mind the company. Even let me help design your newest desktop! Said I'd know just what to do to make it comfortable for you. And speaking of you..."

The smile on his face shifted as those pale eyes stared at the Doctor. "... you were supposed to be dead."

"Yes. I... thought that too. At least this face." The Doctor frowned, touching their cheek, feeling the slight stubble there. "But this face is back, somehow. But not him, he's had his time. I'm the new new new owner of this face."

"You Time Lords are a curious bunch." Castor said, suddenly at the Doctor's side, brushing his own fingers against the Doctor's face. "Hmmm, I wonder what else is new new new about this same face, Doctor." He purred, leaning in close...

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*loudly sips coffee*

#castor x tenth doctor #good omens extended universe #john's drabbles

[chaeyunz]

happy opening, everyone! excited to introduce u to ryu chaeyun, the wolf pack skele and also professional pain in the patoots. more info will be under the cut, and i’ll be around for a while if you’d like to plot. discord is also available (and slightly preferred!)

please be warned that passive suicidal ideation is mentioned in the intro (marked w a *) & will be a general recurring theme with her character, so please proceed w caution, and do let me know if you need a sparknotes/would prefer to plot without that point!

graduated from the national university of idgafistan, with a doctorate's in idgafism and a minor’s in ijbolism. thats it, that’s all you need to know about her.

her life pre-apocalypse was pretty normal: grew up in a family of 3 with her dad and older brother. mom passed when she was young, and at mama's funeral, her grandma tells her she has shitty fate. she's literally 10 though and doesn't understand what gran's trying to say except she doesn't ever see the maternal side of her family ever again x

watched train to busan like right before the apocalypse started and decided she just wouldn't be built like gong yoo. did, and still does not have that much will to survive, but hey, she's still here!

same can't be said for her dad, who d*es in seoul qz because of a very mundane stroke. doesn't get his blood thinners on time... or at all, bc of the kdrt rationing it super strictly. her brother turns angry at the world, and somewhere in their 5 stages of grief, they make the move to the busan qz. his joining the fireflies is the natural next step for someone so full of anger towards the kdrt.

all the unprocessed grief really makes one a great member of the resistance, and he does well within the ranks of the fireflies. he goes on every mission he can, and chaeyun knows he's gone too. his body never comes back somewhere between the 10th and 20th mission. L + ratio + skill issue!

eyes turn to her, then, to carry on his legacy. problem is, she just... doesn't want to. she's happy chilling in the qz, being a silly little 21-year-old teenage girl.

a demented old lady accosts her randomly. the same shit's spouted, but this time w a twist! she's got shit astrological fate that kills the people around her. the lady's family pulls her away and apologises for her, but it lingers in the back of chaeyun's mind.

* she entertains the idea a little more than she should, and thinks everyone around her in the qz might die. has nothing more to lose (besides a delusionship over someone who barely looks her way) and if she does something useful in div4, then maybe she deserves to live.

sorry 2 everyone on the mission, 'cause she's in her terrible twos and so goddamn annoying. like, pretending to convulse and zombify annoying. pull a gun on her and she'll be like omg wow rude..... what did i ever do to u! if u can look past the chronic unseriousness then she's alright. just ur typical gen z-er.

her one strength is bouncing back from just about anything. like, she's been through. a lot. but everyday she wakes up and decides its a new day to choose violence &lt;3

her dog is a malinois named potato (chip). better trained than her, and she loves that stupid dog so bad. classic case of tiny girl & big dog. potato sideeyes people a lot but also. is very excited and gets the zoomies 24/7 when he's not on duty. rolls over for belly rubs way 2 easy.

misc. chaeyun tingz: always has chocopies on hand. don't ask how or where she's getting them. u think she's finished the one box she's brought.. but she just keeps pulling them out. is her bag doraemon's? / very prone to nosebleeds. no reason why / keeps talking about fast food. misses mcdonald's ice cream so much. / hums under her breath. either chopin or 2016 kpop girl groups. what can she say, she's got range /

a couple plots i would like to have wld b found family.. of course. show & teach her that fate can be changed. we will all have these bitches become found family. / someone who knew her in seoul qz. can tell she's different now somehow... but can't quite put their finger on how (it's death babes x), though i'd love to brainstorm & fill any of ur wcs!

#frf:intro #tw suicide