#she thicccccc

[catsniffer420]

this sweet lady is built like a bowling pin

#my friend recently moved to taiwan and adopted a cat over there #she was a rescue!!! SHE’S SO THICCCCCC!!! #cats #fabulous

[novi-nonsense]

I'm at that stage with my fursona, where I'm kinda indifferent to the size of her boobs (as a humungo-boob enjoyer, shocking, I know) but her thighs and booty? Gotta have some chunk to them. Gotta be sizeable. Noticeable. Like damn gurl, she thicccccc

That's where happiness comes to me right now 💙💙💙

#novi's nonsense #furry

[writers-ex]

tentacle monster ryujin fucking and gagging the reader with her tentacles 🤤

I have the biggest tentacle kink- I am so hype for this that I can’t write anything and only think in gifs T-T

but like ryujin has all these tentacles that make up her hair and the moment you step into her lair her scent draws you to her and you find yourself floating in the air with her tentacles holding you up as the chemicals dissolve your clothes, she spends the next few hours filling every single hole of yours with her tentacles pumping in and out of making you choke on her thicccccc arms as she uses her tongue to explore your body and watches you cum again and again nonstop only she replaces everything you spill out with seed of her 😵‍💫

#monster!itzy #monster!ryujin #anon.txt #itzy hard hours #itzy hard thoughts #ryujin hard hours #itzy #ryujin hard thoughts #itzy smut #ryujin smut

[kairukitsuneo]

Me guessing (wrongly) MTMTE characters name [Part 1?]

Disclaimers:

I have never read any of the MTMTE issues and only seeing bits and part of the comic panel from various YT channels while I watching the memes.

I'm technically a four-weeks old transformers fan! XD

With that said, have fun watching me being clueless!

Note: Spoiler Alert Ahead(?) ⚠️⚠️ & Gore Warning for severed head⚠️⚠️ (thank you the person who reblog this remind me of the proper tagging)

First of all, I'm gonna start with someone I know:

I know him, This is Ratchet! :D

I recognise his headpiece, he's Drift, right? I simp for him without knowing who he was lmao ((becuz of his thicccccc (-stop

...... THis.... This is Megatron, right??? He become WHAT now????

Shockwave, the infamous one-eye Decepticon! .....hrm, what's he doing with the chopped head 😨

Oh! the blue OP - Ultra Magmus!

Ok things gonna get worse from here....

Why does he has a big ass clipper on him? Is he going jumpstarting a car?? Im gonna call him Chipper.

He looks menacingly in this pose. he will be Cyclone.

His ear looks like a bat. Battoforce

I think he's a Bolt.

The winged crest and blue... Cyrowing

Another one-eye guy.. maybe Shockdrone?

Why does he has an X on his face lmao Mr. X

Is he evil?? Looks like Shedder too.... hmmm Shredking?

Why is his hand glowing? Rocky... what did you do?

He so bony lol. Crisbone

Good doggo don't hurt me. Wofiestark?

She's cute, Go girl dance, Polyshine

Feel like RoboCop...hrmmm Recon?

Oh oh! I remember they called him Romidus!

R: Yay, you finally guessed corre…. R: R: ……wait what??

Ok, that's all for the time being.

Thank you for watching me through.

#transformers #tf shitpost #mtmte #guessing mtmte characters #kairu guess #more than meets the eye characters guess #shitpost #maccadams

[the-owl-house-takes]

Hot take: Camilla Noceda is kinda attractive. It sucks that she’s a fictional character. Eda is also attractive, but no one talks about how hot, HOT, HOT Camilla is. Firstly, she’s THICCCCCC! Secondly, she loves animals. Third, she beats up bad guys with a chancla. Fourth, she’s willing to go to ANOTHER WORLD FOR HER DAUGHTER! SHE TURNED INTO A PUPPET FOR HER DAUGHTER! EVEN IN PUPPET FORM, SHE SHED TEARS WHEN SHE KNEW SOMETHING HAPPENED TO LUZ! All I’m saying is Camilla may be Luz’s mom, but she’s also mami. ¿Luz quiere una tercera mamá?

-

#the owl house #toh #camila noceda

[cinewhore]

before i get, new read and she’s thicccccc

#feels fitting with everything that’s happening

[foxxytricks]

Some lil deets on Kolohe 🦊

She is smol, girl is literally like 4’10” which is why she wear THICCCCCC sandles

She expects the worse in men , thinks all they want is sex , so she will manipulate men and just use them to get what she wants from them and BAILS

she’s 25

She was in a serious relationship with a guy for 7 years that ended terribly ( part of the reason why she thinks men are pigs )

She most definitely enjoys the finer things in life

LOVES GETTIGN HER NAILS DONE

Has a little fox companion called Kenta

Is very sarcastic

Is an only child, never knew her father & her mom was pretty neglectful , always had men in out of their house. ( giving her pretty twisted idea of love)

Chaotic bi

Likes pranks

FLIRTY but probably doesn’t really like you

LOVES LOVES LOOOVESSSS CHERRY BLOSSOMS !

#⊰ ･ﾟ𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐘 ━━ hc ❞ #this is what I got for now #but I gotta a lot of muse #so imma write after I get back from the store <3

[chateautae]

The way jk smacks all the members asses in all these bang tan bombsss…

Girrrrrlll

I can see him lounging on the sofa telling his girl,, “come here baby let me play with that peach”

she walks up to him as this is usual behavior for him,,, so they cuddle on the couch ~as if they’re hugging, her head in his neck and he grabs and pulls one of her thighs over his hips~ mans stars groping to patting then gets to a full on spanking session with soothing rubs in between.

Girly loves it just as much as he does (it’s the attention for her) moaning, kissing and sucking all up on his neck as he praises her, she is his perfect baby girl after all.

ANON WTF I DID NOT NEEDS THISNQWDOPNQWO JUNGKOOK ALREADY MAKES ME SO WEAK but he's deffo an ass guy, i mean have you seen the cake bts walk around with?? jimin, yoongi, namjoon, tae... like all of bts is blessed with some THICCCCCCNESS i don't blame jungkook for being obsessed with smacking em' <33

#their bewty's are scrumptious for sure yup yup #anon #sammy's inbox

[marinerach]

snow day, snow day, SNOW DAY, SNOW DAAAAAY

#i can't get to work lmao #10 out of 14 people in my lab also cant get in #the snow #she thicccccc #also yknow #ice fucking everywhere #hence i cant get to work #might make a snowman #go a lil crazy today #who am i kidding #im guna iron and clean the kitchen.... #sigh

[me2go]

Can you believe how gorgeous she is???

#also she thicccccc #ma girl #lee hi #lee hayi #yge #yg entertainment

[lilbitchasssss]

I won't say what, but Taylor's bangs are definitely doing something lately

#dont get mad im in love with her #but the THICCCCCC bangs arent my fave #but if shes happy with them than im happy with them #taylor swift #taylornation #tswift #ts

[penske-slut]

i got x-rays yesterday and the doctor gave me a pamphlet with directions to access them online but i never got the email with the link. what a lost opportunity. i really wanna see my femur. 

#i bet she's thicccccc

[nightowlfandom]

Ayato Sakamaki, Laito Sakamaki, Kanato Sakamaki- Bravery Is A Cute Look On You.

ANON ASKS!

Hi, can i have a Ayato Sakamaki, Laito Sakamaki , Kanato Sakamaki smut With 36, 72 and 76 please. (From your X Rated List ,, Poly! AU )

Maybe where reader, and Yui are sisters, but you guys are opposite of each other, Reader is very sweet and kind, and doesnt cry when they drink from her, were as Yui is down right cruel to Reader, (because she's thicccccc ;) lol ) One day, Reader Catches Yui trying flirt and touch with them, and reader gets jealous so they so her shes theirs with some smutty smut? Pls and thank you :)

i LOVE YUI and can’t stand writing her as some awful wench....but for you i shall!! Also, you and Yui are adoptive sisters and that’s why she resents you so much also SLIGHT fat-shaming, ONLY SLIGHT. ( cuz you said she thiccy)

36-  That’s it, grab my hair. Yank it, pull me back into your pussy.

72-  I love looking at you while you ride me…go ahead…show me whose boss, baby.

76-  I love it when you’re dirty, baby

CHECK OUT MY MASTERLIST HERE!!

X RATED PROMPT LIST| NON X RATED PROMPT LIST

LEGGO!!

...

“Perfect.” you smiled as you arranged the last rose in a vase. “How lovely.”

You had spent all day cleaning and redecorating to your hearts content. On a Saturday evening, you had finished your leftover homework and had began cleaning up. You washed the dishes, mopped the floors, and even cleaned the windows. A lot to do in such a short day, but you did it!

“Move it, Wide-Load! Careful your enormous ass doesn’t break something.” Yui’s high pitched voice caused you to flatten yourself against the wall. “That’s better.” she huffed as she walked past you. “Stay out of my way, thunder thighs.”

To say you and Yui were close...actually no. You two couldn’t be more divided. Her dad adopted you when you were only four. She’s hated you ever since. You wanted to have a relationship with her like all siblings did, but she couldn’t seem to stand you. It was always jokes, and they would get meaner and meaner by the day.

It got even worse when you two met the Sakamaki brothers. She has put up that cutesy façade that she always wore while you remained humble and realistic. You even remembered pushing her out of the way when Ayato lunged at her, pushing her BEHIND you to take a bite from Laito when she was in obvious distress, and standing abuse from Kanato when she dumbly gave him coffee instead of hot chocolate. It was all in a fit on panic and you still cared about her as if she was your sister. It was the only time she was ever thankful to you. After that it all went downhill.

“Why is she so cruel to me?” you sniffed as she walked off. You quickly wiped your eyes and walked the opposite side. “Guess I’d better prepare dinner, it’s getting late...”

...

“Dinner is served.” You walked out of the kitchen with a huge steaming pot to match the others. “I made curry tonight!”

“Y/N, you’re such a great cook.” Kanato boasted. “Better than some people.” Kanato sent a short glare at Yui, who almost burned down the kitchen once. After that day, you were the one to cook all the meals.

“Look at her, she obviously has had the practice.” Yui grumbled, seemingly being the only one to find her jab funny. “Who else is gonna taste test it all...”

You paused, looking up at Yui with a sad glance. Of course she wouldn’t miss a chance to down you in front of everyone.

“...Um, I’m gonna go to bed.” you sighed. “Goodnight.” You stood up straight, shoving your dishtowel in your beltloop. “Enjoy, gentlemen.”

“Did you not eat today?” Reiji raised an eyebrow. “Y/N-”

“I’m not hungry.” was all you said before you stalked off. As you walked off, Yui had stuck her foot out, causing you to stumble and crash to the floor. You landed on your elbow, yelping in pain.

“Oops...sorry Y/N!” that sickeningly fake sweet voice had come back to the surface. “Oh my! I think I heard the house shake-”

Great, another joke. Another fucking joke.

“Y/N...are you crying?” 

You had fallen at Ayato’s feet and he was looking down at you. You instantly scrambled to your feet. Yui had told you to not look, or even touch the others. That was probably why she tripped you. She was the ‘bride’ and you were the pack mule, in her words. She would get all the attention and you were lucky if you were the leftovers.

Without another word, you scurried off, still wiping your eyes. Why was she so mean?!

...

The next day, you had made yourself practically invisible. You were getting ready to make lunch for everyone and silently praying no one would bring up the night prior. You were washing the dishes when you heard Yui oh so fakely trying to sound innocent.

“No Ayato! Please don’t bite me~” you heard her faintly whimper, or fakely whimper. How idiotic did she think these guys were? You shut your eyes in annoyance. Her voice could gag a maggot. 

“Wasn’t thinking of it.” the voice replied gruffly. You found that it was Ayato that Yui was practically chasing into the kitchen. As you put away the last dish, Ayato walked up behind you. “Hello there, cutie.”

You are so taken aback, you almost dropped the cup you had taken down. “Ayato! What are you-”

“Could you make me some takoyaki, pleaassee?~ I haven’t had it in so long and Ayato-kun is hungry.” he dug his head in the crook of your neck. “Damn, you’re soft. So soft~” he inhaled your scent. “You’re such a cutie” he giggled sweetly. 

“I guess I could while I make lunch.” you didn’t know how to react. You just knew Yui was glaring at you two.

“Or I could make it!!” Yui tried to intervene.

“Actually, I think Y/N is the better cook.” Ayato glared behind him, refusing to let you go. “Go finish your housework or something.” he rolled his eyes. You didn’t want to see the venom in her eyes as she stalked off. “Y/N~” Ayato sang. “You spoil me.” he smirked as you wordlessly got down the supplies to make his favorite food. “You’ve always been my favorite.” he tightened his arms around your, leaving no space between you two.

“Ayato, you shouldn’t say that...Yui would be upset.”

“Who cares about her?” he scoffed. “Not like she’s important to anyone.” he trailed his hands up your sides. “Babygirl, everyone here is obsessed with you.”

“...Sure Ayato.” you rolled your eyes. “It’ll be ready in a bit.”

“Thanks, baby. I knew I could count on you Cutie-chan~” you almost dropped a bowl at the pet name he had adopted for you. “Mind if I stay here with you?”

“Um...Sure.”

“Good.” he pecked your cheek.

...

“Why hello there, Sexy-chan~”

Laito found you in the gardens, replanting some rose bushes. Laito had found you on your hands and knees, ass facing him. Damn what a nice view. What the fuck was Yui talking about when she tore you down?

“Laito?” You moved your head and looked behind you. “Are you talking to me?”

“There’s no one else here.” he mused. “I just wanted to ask what was for dinner, but I see something far more delicious right here.”

“Laito, what are you talking about.” you stood to your feet, dusting yourself off. “You should get out the sun.”

“Shit.” he smirked even wider, taking a few steps towards you. “No I’m fine.” he looked you up and down. The curves, the face, the eyes, the innocence.  

“Laito, you shouldn’t say that. Yui would-”

“Who cares about that idiot?” he rolled his eyes. “I’m more interested in you.” He took his signature hat off his head and perched it on top of yours. “Have I EVER told you that body rivals the goddess of lust, dear Y/N?”

“Um no?” you raised an eyebrow. “Thank you?” you squeaked.

“Don’t let that moron with two left feet ever tell you anything, okay honey?”

“Um...sureee!” you stammered. “We’re having fried rice, maybe some carbonara if I can make it in time. For dessert, maybe Macarons?”

“Ooh! My favorite!” he beamed. “Thanks Sexy-chan.” he winked, taking his hat back. “And don’t bend over like that just anywhere, someone might take advantage of that. Like this.”

You were pushed to the ground, and Laito crawled over you. “I want to take advantage of you...” you were turned around to straddle him. “But you can take advantage of me too.”

“Laito!!” you felt something hard against you. 

“ I love looking at you while you ride me…go ahead…show me whose boss, baby. “ he giggled, tracing his fingertips up your thighs. “I’d want you ride ride me with that cute ass of yours....come on Y/N...let me in...”

What. The. Hell?!

...

By the time dinner rolled around, everyone was in their respective seats. You decided today was a fancier time, so you busted out some wine and champagne. 

“Y/N, you’ve outdone yourself.” Reiji commented. “What’s this? Wine?”

“I spent a pretty penny on it, so you guys better enjoy it.” you joked. Yui wasn’t there, so you relaxed a bit. 

“Are you gonna eat with us tonight?” Kanato got your attention. “Teddy says you should!”

Translation- Sit down and eat with us or else...

“Anything for you, Kanato.” you shyly replied, taking a seat. You casually poured yourself a glass of wine as the other guys served you up a plate of food. 

“You didn’t eat last night, so you must fill your stomach, Y/N. It’s not good for you to make this a habit.” Reiji set down a nice plate with a good serving of Carbonara in front of you. 

“T-thank you, Reiji.” you smiled, raising the glass to your lips.

“Anything for you, Angel.~” he smirked.

You abruptly stopped drinking, almost choking. You began coughing slightly. The wine that had been in your mouth had slightly ran down your chin, trailing down your neck and disappearing into your breasts. “I’m okay!” you looked at the boys.

“Y/N...you’re a mess.” Laito, who had been sitting next to you commented, casually eating a macaron. “Come here.” he grabbed your hand and practically pulled you onto his lap. “Guess I’ll have to clean up for you.” he slowly trailed his tongue up the perimeter of your neck. 

IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

“L-laito! That won’t be necessary!” you yelped. “ACK!” you felt his fangs sink down into your neck. You shut your eyes, it was fine. It didn’t hurt that bad, not in the slightest. Yui had gotten bitten once, you had gotten bitten 45 times since you’ve been here. (Good think Yui never found out) You clenched your toes to stop from making any sounds. 

Did you dare open your eyes? 

You cracked your eyes open and were welcomes by quite a show. Reiji was leaning against his palm, casually twirling pasta in his fork. He was smirking. Ayato was drinking from his glass, smiling sadistically at this scene. Shu and Subaru were both watching through eating, both seemingly considering this their entertainment. Kanato was giggling covering his Teddy’s eye while he casually ate a cookie. 

Yui however, who had walked in, WAS LIVID. 

In a fit of terror, you tried to get up only to felt Laito’s hand grab a fistful of your hair and pulled your head back. He sunk his teeth even deeper into your skin.

“I want a taste too.” you felt fingers trail up your bare leg and trace lines under your skirt. You could tell it was Ayato’s voice, though. You felt a sharp, needle like pain on your calf. “Cutie-chan~, you’re so delicious.”

“Sexy-chan~ You’re taking this so well.” Laito cackled. 

“What’s going on here!” Yui made her presence known. No body seemed to care.

“I’m eating, what’s it look like?” Ayato broke away from you to answer her.

“I’m quite famished myself...maybe later though.” Reiji kept his eyes on you. 

“Why would you guys want blood from that- that toad!”

The room suddenly went quiet. You fell to your hands and knees, trying to get your strength back. They had taken a lot it felt like. You crawled into your chair, trying to reach your fork.

“Must. Eat....SUSTANACE!” you over dramatically pulled yourself up. Everyone except you was glaring at Yui. “H-hey, Sis!” you acted like her life wasn’t in danger. “Dinner’s ready!” you giggled nervously. “Feel free to grab a chair-”

“Laito, Ayato, Kanato...escort Y/N out of the room.” Subaru rose to his feet. “I don’t think she wants to see this.”

“Is it me or does the rice taste different today!” you tried something, anything! To get their attention of Yui. “BITCH RUN!” you shouted. 

“AAAH!!” Yui screamed, speeding off. 

“YUI!” you tried to sit up, only to fall out of your chair. You felt to your hands and knees, looking up at the three vampires you were left with. You heard Yui’s pained screams and cries. Surely they weren’t having her version of fun.

“Hello Y/N-Chan!!” Kanato stood in front of you. “You look so cute down there!”

“I do?” you raised an eyebrow. 

Kanato gently wrapped a hand around your neck, biting his lip. “I wish I could- Oh wait, I can...up you go!”

In the span of 5 seconds you were bent over the table. “Y-you guys! Yui’s in trouble!”

“Who cares about that useless idiot.” Laito slapped your ass. “We’re more interested in you.”

“Me?” you raised an eyebrow. “Ummm- Cool?”

“Cutie-chan~” Ayato walked around to the other side of the table and caressed your face. ”Look at me?”

You shyly looked up, only to feel his hot mouth crash over yours. You tasted even sweeter than he thought you would. Sweet like a floral tea, nothing artificial.

“Hmm!” you were surprised. You thought they were obsessed with Yui, apparently you were more dense then you thought. You felt Laito hike up your skirt and slap your ass. “Are we doing this where people eat!!” you asked in terror. 

“Why not? I love it when you’re dirty, baby ” Laito giggled. “Sexy-chan is so lewd for us.” he said. 

You were pulled back up off the table, back hitting Laito’s chest. You noticed Kanato was on his knees, he grabbed your left leg and hooked it over his shoulder. Ayato practically jumped over the table to join your side again. 

“Look this way.” Laito made you turn your head only to feel his crash his lips over yours too. You felt Ayato rip off your sleeve and dig his fangs into your shoulder. Kanato then sink his fangs into your left leg. 

Three out of six of the Sakamaki brothers were using you. Playing with you. The sounds of their enjoyment drowned out Yui’s cries for your help. Surely she was being tortured...and not their version of it.

“Your thighs are so cute, Y/N-chan!” Kanato left all sorts of bite marks all over your thigh. “You’re thighs are so yummy too...even better than sweets.” he abandoned that cutesy voice. His voice had dropped a few octaves as he spoke. 

You couldn’t answer because Laito tongue invaded your mouth through kisses. “You’re drooling.” he moaned through kisses. “You’re such a messy whore.” he giggled. 

Ayato licked up the wound he had made, only to dive back into another spot.

“Fuuuh~” you whimpered. “Kanato...Laito.” you felt tears sting your eyes. “Ayato!”

“Yes Y/N?” they all chorused. 

You watched Kanato pulled your panties down with his teeth.

“Kanato!” you broke away from Laito. “MMF-!” he grabbed your neck and resumed kissing you, this time harsher.

“Pay attention to me!” Kanato pouted. You felt something wet and slimy trace up your slit. You heard a tear in your skirt, followed by a gust of air against your legs. “Look at your naughty place! It’s dripping. Hmm!” he drove his tongue into your pussy. You felt a random pair of hands go up under your shirt and scratch your nipples. Whose hands were they? You didn’t know. You were kind of too occupied to ask!

Laito finally pulled away, letting you breathe in deeply. You had lines of your own drool going down your chin. You were panting violently. Kanato didn’t cease his movements though. Your body shook as heat coursed through your veins. 

“Kiss me next.” Ayato grabbed a fist full of your hair and turned your body towards his, crashing his hot mouth over yours next. You absentmindedly grabbed onto the back on Kanato’s head for support.

“ That’s it, grab my hair. Yank it, pull me back into your pussy. “ Kanato made lewd sounds with his mouth. He sucked at your clit harshly. “Hmmm.” he cackled.

“Shall we go to the play room?”

(Part 2 maybe?)

#anime #anime x reader #anime imagines #anime scenarios #anime smut #anime lemons #diabolik lovers #diabolik lovers x reader #diabolik lovers imagines #diabolik lovers lemon #diabolik lovers smut #ayato sakamaki x reader #laito sakamaki x reader #kanato sakamaki x reader #diabolik lovers ayato #diabolik lovers kanato #diabolik lovers laito #laito sakamaki smut #ayato sakamaki smut #kanato sakamaki smut #nightowlfandom #smut #imagines #lemon fanfic #x reader #anime fanfic

[calc-u-l8r]

I got my wisdom teeth out today and spoiled the last jedi for all of the doctors while under anesthesia and i never felt worse in my whole life

#personal #.doc #star wars #i kept yelling kYLO REN LOOKS LIKE A REFRIDGERATORRRRRRRRRRRR #KYLO REN IS THICCCCCC #my mom was tasked with taking a video for my friends but she didnt because i was yelling really loud

[sinning-23]

Shower Headcannons

Sevika

-likes baths better, she can kinda avoid getting her arm wet and prevent rusting better that way

-loves feeling your bare body against her own

-you're smaller than her so the fact that you fit between her thicccccc thighs perfectly gives her life

-likes when you wash her hair

-will massage your shoulders oftentimes

-has sensitive skin so she has special soaps that often times have oatmeal to soothe

-likes when you're gentle with her

sometimes the world doesn't give her a break so to be able to get that from her baby is better than anything in the world to her

Silco

-the shower is small so expect to be back to back with each other.

-likes to just sit in the hot water with your arms around his waist

-please admire his scars, he gets insecure too

-is the one washing your hair

-he likes the shampoo you use, so he'll use it too

is bougie and has the exfoliant sugar scrub and the softest bath loofa

-will often use up all the hot water because he just likes to stand there with you

-"did you just.."

"squeeze your ass? yes. you have a cute butt."

-shower sex with you presses against the foggy glass and him absolutely plowing you from behind.

Vi

-will get soap in her eye by accident

-is the type to use 3-in-1 bodywash/shampoo

-will slip sometimes in the shower but is quick to catch herself

-she love washing your hair, just being able to run her fingers through it is so relaxing to her.

-not a fan of baths, thinks getting all pruny is gross

-HOWEVER is definetly a fan of them when she c an go under the water simply for the pleasure of eating you out.

Viktor

-Will often shower with you, and loves it when you wash his hair.

-will keep a grip on your hips and just press your bodies together, resting his chin/cheek on your shoulder

-he’s unapologetically in love with you and showers with you.

-he prefers baths because he gets to sit between your legs but it’s a hassle sometimes to dry his brace and everything to prevent rusting.

-he uses a very specific oatmeal soap and he always shares with you.

Mainly because you love how good he smells

-Please do skin care with him, i mean he wants the oatmeal face masks, blackhead strips, cucumbers, the whole nine yards

-its really the bonding part he loves but nonetheless he still loves it.

Vander

whether is a bath or a shower, either way he's happy to be there with you.

-soapy tits and this man are a match made in heaven

-will wash your back and hair, his hands kinda just fit over your head almost completely considering you're quite a bit smaller than him.

-Please fix this man a soothing bath. He's stressed beyond belief really, and the hot water plus your skin against his is therapy enough.

-doesn't like shower sex mainly because one of you will slip and fall, and the space just isn't big enough for all that movement...

-But he will bend you over the bathroom counter and fuck you senseless.

-He likes seeing the mirror slowly loose fog and reveal the two of you and how well he's fucking you.

-Wash his hair please and thank you, scalp massages are the best to him really.

Caitlyn

-showers, but you guys are 6 feet apart. That big ass bathroom.

-AND NO DOORS????? hell nah

-y'all aren't fuckin around in there. Cait is more of a "i came here to shower and that's it" type of gal in my opinion.

-skin care with her is superior. feels like you're in a spa

-her bathtub is fucking huge dude. I mean...HUGE. And she always had bubble bath on the ledge waiting to be used.

-has a lot ore fruity scented soaps in my opinion.

-she had a lot of strawberry and blueberry scented stuff but i feel liker her personal favorite scent is like more tropical fruits y'know?

-like mango, pineapple, and kiwi scents. Probably some passion fruit in there somewhere.

-material gorl

-uses sugar scrub, soap, and then a shower moisturizer in that order. next she'll lotion up, skin care, moisturizer again, and then spray perfume or something

-we stan an organized, routine ready goddess.

-give it up for caitlyn kiriman y'all

Singed (as per request)

-you think he showers?

-this man is living in the TRENCHESSSSS...THE TRENCHESS Y'ALL

-but yes, he will find a way to get a shower when he can.

-Likes to shower separate from you because hot water isn't as available, so he always lets you go first to get the most warmth.

-he likes cold showers better anyway.

-will sometimes let you shower with him and your bodies aren't as close as you probably would have liked.

-mans is just kinda distant that way.

-he's cautious as to not slip and fall because that causes a whole other set of problems that he simply has no time or patience to deal with.

-shower experiments me thinks.

-again with the soapy tits. He does it himself tho, slender fingers finding a way to cup and squeeze your chest with ease while suds build up.

-before you know it he's got you bent over and giving you the slowest, yet, most calculates strokes in life.

-It's infuriating but worth it regardless.

#sevika #silco #singed #vander #vi #viktor #caitlyn #arcane #headcannon #lime? #shower #steamy-ish

[daisys-gard3n]

Since we're talking a lot about mothman risorto lately, what do you think about Moth Milf Risotto???

anon is big brain here

Moth males are usually head first in trying to mate with a viable female - but females are rather normal-acting. They're usually really not that impressed with anyone - until you managed to get their interest, then they're just in heat and in overdrive as they flutter their wings to spread their pheromones to you and to make you want to mate with them. Even presenting themselves to you so you can fertilize them (the possibility of you not having sperm doesn't come to mind - they're just horny).

Now, keep in mind that most of the time female moths are larger than the males. So you have this 6'8" goth moth woman in all of her dark glory, with ginormous honkers, a fat ass, a nice a full body figure, thicccccc thighs, and such a drastic waist to hip ratio that screams 'i'm breedable'. At first, when she's put into your house she wasn't all that interested and treated you like anyone else - even though she was kinda loud at night and wasted a lot of electricity from just staring at lamps. But when you manage to 'prove' to her that you're the perfect mate (don't ask how, you probably did it on accident throughout the course of a month), she is kicking all of her mating tricks into full throttle. Keeping close to you at all times, pressing you into her fluff (and her breasts by default) so you can taken in her pheromones, fluttering her wings as she tries to entice you. And good ole - pussy out, wet, and presented towards you.

The closer it is to mating season, the stronger her pheromones are and the more horny she gets until you find herself buried deep in that moth pussy and making her wings flap with excitement as she moans as she feels your tongue. She would let you do it for long because you still need to breed her!

The way she flutters into the room sometime later (and lots of 'mating sessions' later) and her antennae pointed upwards as she excitedly tells you - "I'm going to be having your eggs."

How is it biologically possible? you dont know, monsters are super unpredictable. But congrats, you're gonna be a moth/human thing parent. You're gonna have a brood of moth/human things flying around and eating all of your natural fiber things. Now, they have a quick time span from becoming a grub and turn into a real moth (minus cocoon time), so the babies leave the nest pretty early. To which Risotto looks at you with those black and red eyes and her wings fluttering a little bit.

"I want more."

#monster au #women hours #female moth risotto #not sfw #gn reader