#shit's thirsts

[feelingisshit]

I said I'd do it and here I am a few days later with a present for all Baxter lovers lol <3

(for you @cherrybakewelltea <3<3<3(also if anyone wants to be tagged in any of my other shit then lemme know!!))

#shit's thirsts #baxter ward #olba #our life #our life baxter #our life beginnings and always #our life fanart

[asmobeuses]

Someone get the horse tranquilizer before I climb this man like a jungle gym.

#✎ asmo's discussions #oh my god i love nanami #losing my shit #oh my god #nanami pls #one chance #kento nanami #nanami kento #nanami #nanami x reader #yall pls chill out #op (me) is 16 and yall r being way too out of pocket #✎ Asmo thirsts

[specialgrades]

— thinking about . . .

men who swear up and down they’re not into you— or men for that matter. men who flirt with women as often as they can. men who drink a little too much during a night out and start grinding against you in the dimly lit club you’re in. men who’s legs feel like jelly and skin feels hot as you guide their hips against yours. men who turn to putty as you drag them outside. men who forget every bit of elegance when they’re pinned against the wall. men who weakly beg for you to fuck them right there in the decrepit alleyway. men who wake up the next morning barely being able to walk and can’t look you in the eye now. men who sport dark hickeys and bite marks from you as they attempt to flirt with another girl to distract from how good you made them feel the night prior.

VINSMOKE SANJI, spirit albarn, ryusei shido, satoru gojo, michael kaiser, josuke higashikata, warren worthington iii

#🧋 ; thirsts. #male reader smut #wrote this purely for sanji. but it fits them as well #idc that shido gives hard dom vibes to the straight girlies!!! that man bottoms and he cries so prettily #dom male reader #top male reader #kinda shit but y’all get it right. we’re on a wavelength right #sanji x male reader #spirit albarn x male reader #ryusei shido x male reader #satoru gojo x male reader #michael kaiser x male reader #josuke higashikata x male reader #warren worthington iii x male reader #realized i should tag them. because i love attention

[tang3r1n]

chubby darling sitting and rambling abt anatomy and how insane the human body is, literally talking so animatedly while her obsessor is just sitting there like ‘oh i’m gonna fuck her so hard once she shuts the fuck up’

my picks; EREN, jean, erwin, ymir, PORCO (aot), aizawa, DABI, mature tomura, momo, katsuki(?), izuku, mr compress, spinner, HAWKS, miruko (mha), ushijima, IWAZUMI, KUROO, kageyama, tsukkishima, aone (haikyuu), GOJO FUCKING SATORU, toji, nanami(?), miguel, i rly wanna say megumi, maki, heian sukuna, TODO AOI, and fuck it inumaki too (jjk), ROANOA ZORO, robin, sanji, sir croc, FUCKING LAW HED GEEK W YOU, uhhh luffy, kidd, penguin, coby (op) WHITNEY, c.sydney, alex, avery(?? iffy), rrrrobin?? (dol), plus all ur favorites <3

#.v speaks #.venus updated! #..mha #..dabi #..jjk #..one piece #..aot #..haikyuu #jjk thirst #mha thirst #op thirsts #yandere jjk #yandere mha #yandere one piece #yandere haikyuu #yandere dol #dol thirsts #jjba thirsts #yandere jjba #yandere x reader #x chubby reader #fuck you ofc i put miguel he’s so fine. #like shit you not

[princeguri66]

I had this thought pop in my mind so bare with me for a bit.

John "Soap" Mactavish x Male! Reader

eating something out of his mouth

18+ MINORS DNI

Cw: nsfw but no actual smut, saliva lots of it, eating something from someone's mouth.

So imagine this, one day you're in the mess hall eating away at your lunch with the team, you had a strawberry saved for last when suddenly Soap takes it out of your tray and you notice, "Soap you dick you better-" before you could say anything he puts in his mouth. You can see the fruit bulging his cheek as he smirks at you, with it still being in his cheek he says, "What? You still want it? Come and get it then" and opens his mouth, presenting the strawberry on his tongue.

What he doesn't know is that you don't mind it if it's coming from him, so you gingerly take the fruit with your fingers and eat it. Surprising him and the others who were paying attention. "Thanks, then." You say with your mouth full as you chew, turning your attention away from him and to the rest of the team who are now looking at you with pointed eyes.

Soap never forgets about this btw, right after lunch he went to his room and had to relieve himself, thinking about your fingers slightly touching his tongue and his spit mixing with yours as you chewed. He can't stop thinking about it.

The next few days follows him continuing to do this, no matter what you're eating, it could be rice, a protein bar, fucking soup he'd find a way to steal it just to have your fingers touch his tongue and watch you swallow something coated in his saliva.

Always having this weird sexual tension between you two every time you do this song and dance.

It gets to the point where you yourself can't stand it, and the next time he did this was late at night in the common area sitting on the couch with you watching anything that was on TV. You had an empty pack of small chocolate bites on your lap, and of course at the last piece Soap took it and placed it in his mouth, after moving it around in his mouth to make sure it's fully covered in his saliva he opened his mouth, a usual thing he does with you now.

Instead of your hand reaching for his mouth it cups his cheek, you leaning in faster than he could register, distracted by how softly you cradled his cheek. You place your mouth right over his open one, Soap moaned into your kiss but it's mostly just you and him basically swallowing each other, making out opened mouth, drool dripping to his chin as you toy with the treat on his tongue, tasting how the chocolate has melted in the heat of his mouth. You suck on his tongue taking away the treat, you keep it in your mouth as you bite his bottom lip and disconnect, a trail of spit connecting you both before it falls. You two panting and eyes blown, you two sporting a noticeable bulge in both of your pants

With a triumphant grin you say "Gotcha." and open your mouth to reveal the chocolate and swallow after.

Soap has never been harder and hornier in his entire life.

#call of duty #cod x male reader #x male reader #tf 141 x reader #cod mw2 x male reader #cod x reader #cod mw2 x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #john soap mactavish #john soap mactavish x male reader #soap x male reader #soap x reader #I LOVE MESSY SHIT #guri writes #guri thirsts

[ash-and-starlight]

modern au and esen’s honkers are haunting the instagram feed

#id in alt text #yea this was inspired by That watermelon smashing vid #if u don’t know what i’m talking about you’re living a more peaceful life than i am #at first I was like hm maybe this is a bit too ooc for ouyang #then I remembered the 'doEs GeNerAL Xu pLAY thE FLuTE???' and I was like nah ok it checks out #no filter & accidentally revealing how much of a gayass he is is how he rolls #also rip Ma she's just trying to hang out with her boygf and that hideous Pest that Wretched Thang that useless twink #just manifests wherever zhu is and ruins the mood #she deserves to hatecrime him as much as possible #also I don't think esen is 100% aware he's posting blatant thirst traps. his insta is mostly pics of his horses and his beautiful eagle #then one vid of him doing mounted archery that breaks the internet for 3 weeks #rinse and repeat #also yeah wang's special skill is starting shit in the comments section #he would absolutely thrive in the toxic waste that is social media fights #ty for reading this far. more unhinged takes at 5 #esen-temur #zhu yuanzhang #ma xiuying #general ouyang #the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #my art

[robotsandramblings]

🥵🥵

#im actually speechless........this set of pixels is the hottest shit alive #the Sassy Hip RETURNS......god bles #hunter #the bad batch #star wars #bad batch spoilers #HOT DAMN #R&Rphotoset #come out here and get y'all juice...bc i know you's THIRSTY #can't wait to see other ppl's thirst tags... they're my fave lol #it's ok bby i know u get your ass handed to you 5 sec later but you're still hot af 🥰

[peachsayshi]

GUYS. what if fuck buddy sukuna catches you out one night, but instead of being with your friends you're on a date 👀 I think he would play it off, would definitely interrupt and make your date feel like he's about this big 🤏 in comparison. but his jealousy doesn't even show in that moment, it's only when you come over to his place next time around does he mention with the slightest pout: "why don't you ever get dolled up to see me?"

#like #you make a casual effort of course #wear pretty lingerie and look put together #but it's always jeans and tee or leggings with an oversized sweater #and sukuna is just like #you know you can wear dresses and skirts and shit around me too 😒 #and when you ask him what's the big deal you guys dont even leave the bedroom 😒 #his response is all: the big deal is that I would like to f*ck you in one of your pretty dresses if that's alright 😒 #I should really stop now #sukuna thirst hours

[minilev]

#i was simply going through batman 2022 tag looking for penguin and riddler memes and instead got into a thirst trap #never ever read shit on tumblr out of curiosity! #anyways i hope in the next movies we'll get canon Alfred #alfred pennyworth #the batman 2022 #andy serkis #my art #DC

[saetoshis]

thinkin….thinkin about tengen again

i have a MAJOR size kink and i’m 5’3…..i would literally be right under tengens tits LMFAO

just thinkin about missionary with tengen and he’s so pussy drunk that he wraps his beeg arms around you and presses you as close to him as possible as he thrusts his cock as deep as he can 🫣 gruntin and moaning right by your ear

the GRIP this man has on me I CAN’TTTTTT

MM M MM SIZE KINK + TENGEN IS MY WEAKNESS 😵‍💫

cw : fem reader, size kink, pet names [pretty girl, baby], some dumbification, praise, MINORS + AGELESS BLOGS DNI

tengen’s got you caged in between his forearms, heavy ruts of his hip practically rocking your body into the mattress as he lets out grunts and rasped breaths into your neck.

“fuck, ah- my favorite way to come home,” tengen sneers out the words between messy kisses on your skin as you’re clutching your hands on his back for any kind of stability. no matter how many times he’s slipped himself inside of you, it never gets old just how deep it goes. “feels too good- fuckin’ my pretty girl just like this…”

“y-yeah, love it too tennie,” you manage to hiccup the words out between gasped whimpers, the weight of his brawny frame pressed up against yours making his cock drive even deeper. “s- oh, so deep…”

“oh, yeah? feel me deep in there, baby?” he smirks brashly and you think he couldn’t possibly fuck you any harder than he is right now - but tengen is nothing if not full of surprises. “gonna make it feel even better, all for you…”

one quick shift and he’s sitting upright, hips pressed taut against yours as he pushes your knees up to your chest. the shudder you let out is half surprised, half pleasured as he grips your thighs and ruts into you deep enough for you to feel pressure in your stomach.

“hah- tennie, f- oh, god,” you’re murmuring out babbled words and incoherent curses, gripping the sheets beneath you as if they could somehow keep you stable. your hazy vision sees that familiar flash of a smirk, deep grunts and groans occasionally slipping out with each rocking thrust. “h-huge…”

“huge, huh? too much for you? you’re a big girl, c’mon… you can take it all,” tengen jeers out as his brawny hands smooth over your thighs and squeeze in a few places in time with his thrusts. “we’re just gettin’ started. don’t get all dumb on me now…”

2023 SAETOSHIS. DO NOT COPY, REPOST, OR TRANSLATE.

#AAAA it worked finally the glitch fucked it up so bad i was svared 🥲🥲 #guys sorry for the long post the read more was fucking shit up #do u hate me 🤕🤕🤕 LMFOAKAKA #sorry fr tho ik that shit is annoying #[‹ moshi : thirsts ›] #[‹ moshi's : nonnies ›] #[‹ moshi : moshi? ›] #tengen smut #tengen x reader #kny smut #kny x reader #uzui tengen smut #uzui tengen x reader #cw size kink #cw dumbification

[house-of-daena]

al haitham is just Meant to take dick. he thought if he ever had sex with someone, he'll be the top, but when you came along with your massive arms that hooks right under his knees to pump him full with no way to escape, your massive thighs around his neck making him choke on the fat cock down his throat, and your filthy tongue whispering the most obscene things rigjt into his ears that he cant help but get so desperately turned on that he cums right away? the thought of topping gets thrown right out the window, he wants to be your pretty little pillow princess forever. he wonders how he got himself to this point, from being the cold, calculating grand scribe thats indifferent about most things and people to glancing at your lower half everytime you walk past and getting hard from just thinking about the risky things both of you could do in public space like this. how he donwgraded himself into a cock hungry whore, wanting to take you from every possible hole you can fit into. if it doesnt fit? he'll make it.

@pantalonte

IH MY GOD HI you just came out of fucking nowhere 😭😭😭 i am so normal about alhaitham .. why is he so.. fuckable to a fault...

nsfw utc

oh my god you have no idea how much i love idea of stripping him from his pride. like who would've thought alhaitham of all people would turn out such a whore for you,, people who notice wonder how you got the acting grand sage from this guy who's usually serious and cold to be looking at you with hearts in his eyes.

i like the idea of alhaitham watching you from the corner of his eye, then when you walk out of sight, to somewhere more private with a smirk on your lips, he just knows what you want, and he'd be stopping whatever he's doing, following you to where ever you went.

i hc that alhaitham has terrible oral fixation for your cock that if you don't let him suck on it for at least once a day he would go mad. he will be on his knees for hours on end, sucking your cock for all it's worth. he doesn't care if there's streaming down his cheeks, drool dripping down his throat and onto the floor, his thighs trembling, his lips all swollen and his jaw is aching. if you dont force him to stop, he will suck you until he can't anymore.

literally thinks about ur cock so much its not even funny,, like he's so addicted to it. sometimes he'd reflect on himself on how did he turn out like this, then he remembers every single filth that comes out of your mouth, and he's shamefully getting hard from it.

oh my god i bet he's read of so many books about how to take dick better. mostly so you can easily use him however you'd like. so don't be surprised for your cute lil scribe to have a plug up his ass when you bend him over his office desk :3

100% agree with you , he's just made to take ur cock no matter how much he tries to deny him :( also good i love imagining getting manhandled... yeah you're bending him in so many different positions as if he's nothing bc you just have complete reign on his body and he will never say no., he never fights it whenever you bend him like he's just some fuck doll >3<

make sure to degrade him when u fuck him! for a guy who is pretty prideful at times, his hole gets really tight when you call him your dirty little slut :3

#» asmo's thirst talks #sub genshin #sub alhaitham #alhaitham smut #alhaitham x reader #i've been dying to write other stuff but honestly this is a good warm up for my brain #ive been too lazy to write #anyone feel free to throw in thoughts here actually to get my brain working #sorry this was just word vomit but i needed to let it out HDKSADAS #ty for this brainrot #eating this shit UP ughrgh

[feelingisshit]

I DON'T POST MY ART HERE A LOT BUT I FIGURED THAT TUMBLR WOULD LIKE IT MORE THAN TWITTER CURRENTLY DOES

I drew this man in one of the many babygirl poses... please do not kill me....

#shit's thirsts #baxter ward #our life #our life baxter #our life beginnings and always #olba #our life fanart

[elektras-house]

world’s worst old men TRAPPED in penthouse, become god’s WORST throuple!!!

#vampterview #danloumand #this could be. better but at this point it’s old so #september 30 2023 #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #sorry a lot of my edits are lacking because i don’t have full clips most of the shit i have is daniel which was for my horrible -> #old man thirst edit phase #not that i don’t still thirst but i’m more normal about it now #anyways i’m in the process of clipping the entire show as i want it #the vampire armand #daniel molloy #interview with the vampire edit #interview with the vampire edits #iwtv edit #iwtv edits #vampterview edit #vampterview edits

[yuanology]

Ok but your gojo content ,like I’m down bad I need more 👹 MORE!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

i hear you, anon, and i raise to you: gojo satoru who is a miracle.

this much has been established from the very beginning. with his six-eyes and inhumane abilities, satoru has been established to be a god amongst men from a terribly young age. he has always been a miracle, a weapon, an exception in a whole lot of somethings. gojo satoru, six-eyes, the strongest.

( and what a curse it is to bear: the title of the strongest, and the title of the loneliest. )

a miracle.

many people have called him that in the past. the phrase soon catches on and it becomes as common as he hears his name or six eyes or the strongest being tossed around. he's gojo satoru, the strongest, an outlier and a miracle. he doesn't exactly hate it. to him, it just becomes another piece of his identity, something else to define him but never to understand him.

but he likes it best when he hears it from you.

because when you say it, he always has to earn it. you call him a miracle, and your eyes go hazy when you say it, like you can't believe that he's standing there before you. you call him a miracle, and the corners of your lips curl into that soft little smile of yours that bleeds with so much fondness that sometimes, satoru has to double take in fear that he may have misunderstood (he never does; you're always still smiling at him like that and not at someone else, someone more deserving).

and he likes being a miracle, likes being your miracle, so he keeps trying. he struggles, sometimes, because he's not used to having to try, but the sight of your smile — the very idea of your approval — is more than enough to spur him to become better. he's stumbling over himself to make you happy, to provide things for you, to be quiet when he has to be (not that he has to be quiet often. despite what people often say of him, you enjoy hearing him talk — during the right moments. and, in a way, he gets that. he gets you), to be obedient and good (but never perfect because you never expect perfection out of him, only his best and for you, he's always at his best), to be your perfect doll (and is that not just the most perfect thought? to be yours to command and be used as you please. he doesn't have to be gojo satoru, doesn't even have to be satoru. he can just be yours).

he wants your attention, wants your eyes on him, wants you to smile at him with so much pride in your eyes, to touch him with such gentleness and to treat him as if he's good enough for you — as if he's the best thing to have ever happened to you.

as if he's a miracle.

he's rarely ever disobedient in bed. if anything, he's far too focused on your pleasure than he is in himself. he wants to see you fall apart just for him — because of him. he rides you as if there's no tomorrow, begs you to fuck him raw and hard as if he doesn't have a mission the next day, clings to you as if you'll disappear the moment he lets go. satoru likes it when you use him as if he's nothing but a fuck toy, yours to be used and abused. he likes it when you pin his wrists over his head on the surface underneath him, whispering destructive things about how you'll ruin him for anyone else in his ears, as your cock takes him apart until there's nothing left of satoru beyond the part of him that just wants you.

but satoru turns into a babbling fucking mess in your sheets who begs for you to slow down and be gentle with me when you fuck him like the world will extend its time for you. there are tears clouding the skies in the depths of his irises as you thrust into him lazily, dragging out the moment as if you have all the seconds in the world. he begs at you for more and for less all at once, clinging onto you as if he'll break apart if you let go.

( yes, he will. he will fall apart completely unless you stay. it's not fair, the sheer extent of your power over him. how can he live after this — after he knows what it means to truly be a miracle for someone? to be cared for with so much reverence, with so much affection, as if he can be enough if he just tries. if he is just good, even when he isn't perfect. if he's just satoru — your satoru. )

swallowing your cock down his throat, satoru has never felt more like a god than he does when he's on his knees, blinking up at you as he watches you fall apart. your lips part, giving room for the prettiest sounds to escape your throat as you spill all inside his mouth, painting it white. satoru keeps his mouth sealed around your cock, keeping his head in place until you tap the side of his head, beckoning him to pull off.

"fuck, 'toru." your voice is hoarse, a result of your own arousal and the product of how good he has been. you sound breathless, and he preens at the sight. "you were so good, baby."

but it's not the compliment that eventually brings him further down to his knees, his legs feeling weak where they're trembling underneath him. it's the way you're looking at him; as if nothing else in the world matters but the sight of him completely under your mercy right then, as if the whole world can pass you by and you wouldn't notice as long as he stays there with you. like he's a once in a lifetime apparition, as rare as a comet, as beautiful as a supernova. like he's more than just gojo satoru, more than what he can be, more than what he can do.

like he's a goddamn miracle.

like he's your goddamn miracle.

#this ran away from me but #i fucking love gojo satoru #so fuck this #tagging this one too anon because this one is The Good Shit for me #gojo satoru x reader #sub gojo satoru #sub jjk #top male reader #dom reader #male reader #( thirsts. ) #( asks. )

[agir1ukn0w]

y'all really think we don't know coriolanus snow, son of crassus xanthos snow, is a (future) dictator and mass murderer who is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent people, the vast majority of whom are children, including finnick odair??? y'all really think we don't know that even as a youth he's already a controlling, narcissistic, scheming, calculating, traitorous son of a bitch?

you've severely underestimated our powers of media literacy, and also of knowing the difference between reality and fucking fiction.

#and this goes for anyone else with the brass ovaries to simp for truly vile characters on main purely because their actors are hot #you think the marvel fandom got where they are today with loki without simping hard for him even when he was a genocidal maniac? #you really think i give a shit if kylo ren worked for the space equivalent of neo nazis? #you say 'get a grip' when you tell us off for thirsting for these characters but you ought to be pointing that finger at yourself #because if we're the ones who really understand the difference between dreams and reality #what do you think that makes you? #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #thg #president snow #sejanus plinth #tbosas spoilers #snow #snowbaird #coriolanus x lucy gray #lucy gray x coriolanus #coryo snow #ballad of songbirds and snakes #coriolanus snow x reader #coriolanus snow x you #and yeah #after all this simping we STILL want to put a bullet in this mfer's throat

[robertseanleonardthinker]

chase would absolutely have a tiktok where he exclusively uploads thirst traps except he only does it in the hospital while wearing his scrubs. ppl go insane for it (bc tiktok). house knows abt it and is waiting for the worst (parfect) time to bring it up. it'd turn into wilson's porno situation when he does

#his username would be some shit like drthirsttrap #idk i don't watch thirst tdaps #abs.md or smth #idk man #yk what post cancelled im too stupid for it #house md #robert chase #chase #dr chase