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[imashittalkingmushroom]

indeed furthering my khoabruharv agenda

just 3 gays at a bar lol

#bruce wayne #batman #harvey dent #bruharv #twobats #two face #minhkhoa khan #ghostmaker #bruharvey #ghostbat #brukhoa #shittalkingmushroomarts #khoabruharv

[imashittalkingmushroom]

My problem is that the HarveyxBrucexKhoa dynamic that I've really created in my head is not actually the three of them but rather Bruharvey and a Khoa who is a jealous and petty mf.

It's 100% Harvey reentering bruce's life in a much more permanent way and Knoa immediately being like 'who tf is this?? Bruce, you can do so much better. also. you dont get to leave this friendship for some stupid romance.' and thus he needs to prove that 1) there are people out there (khoa) who can be much better romantic and sexual partners than just some guy and 2) Khoa is actually the only life partner you can have. it's not up for discussion.

So you have

Harvey, who, after lots of therapy and a few decades of ups and downs with bruce, is confident that bruce will never leave him. And he's just giving khoa the side eye cuz this random guy that Bruce met in europe years ago is continuously and rudely interrupting their dramatic, bittersweet and romantic reunion that they've been building up to for DECADES

Khoa, who refuses to admit that he wants a qpr with bruce and is in a one-sided pissing contest with harvey

and bruce, who is happy to have both Harvey and Khoa back in his life but is a little weirded out because while yes, he and khoa did have a good fuck every once in a while, Khoa is getting a bit intense and Bruce is like 99.99% sure that their relationship wasn't like that but now that .01% of doubt is hitting him in the face real hard

#i would imagine that bruharv is an open realtionship #and this is like basically a love triange but one side is qpr #and if bruce and khoa actually ever talked about emotions they'd just realize that what theyre looking for is 100% doable #idk how well harvey and khoa would get along i havent gotten that far into my repetitive bruharvkhoa daydream lol #for now theyre just kindof existing near eachother for bruces sake #bruharv #twobats #ghostbat #brukhoa #shittalkingmushroomarts #bruce wayne #minhkhoa khan #harvey dent

[imashittalkingmushroom]

I cannot get the HarveyxBrucexKhoa dynamic out of my head

#like #a post-redemtion Two face #the jelousy that would happen between harvey and khoa #until bruce makes them share #and even then #harv still has his tf side its just not in this shot unfortunatly #im not sure how happy i am with his haircolor but thats okay #bruce wayne #batman #harvey dent #two face #minhkhoa khan #ghostmaker #bruharv #twobats #brukhoa #ghostbat #shittalkingmushroomarts #khoabruharv

[imashittalkingmushroom]

Rich Boarding School Au doodles, ft Bruce, Harvey, Lex and Ollie

headcannons under cut lol

Yes, Bruce and Lex are roommates. They stuck the Weird Rich Kids together

Ollie is there solely because I think its hilarious that well into their 40s Bruce does something that makes Ollie realize that he KNOWS WHO BATMAN IS. and that batman is the little weirdo he went to high school with

Ollie was scared of bruce and never talked to him. was 100% convinced that that kid did human sacrifice at some point or smthing.

Bruce and Harvey def picked on Lex. Were they his only friends? yes. Were they also really toxic and mean? Yes. Not that lex was nice either but ya know.

Lex has walked in on bruce and harvey kissing many times. poor boy just wants to chill in his room. He never tells anyone (who tf is he gonna tell anyway?) but he still thinks about it. in a 'he remembers it at the wirdest times, leans back, and goes huh' way.

Harvey doesnt realize he's bi until after his redemption arc in the far future. Because, obviously, making out with bruce over the years doesnt count. It's Bruce.

#i stg ollie puts the puzzle peices together over smthing so stupid #like a zorro refrence that batman makes #and he is just transported back in time #I personly love the ides that Harvey was Fostered by the waynes #but the classic wayne scholarship route is good and dandy too #ollie is also just a very popular kid. He def makes fun of the others. #but not to their face because hes scared bruce will murder him #i made bruce look all shy but thats only because harvey is talking to him that boy stands like a demon in a dark hallway when hes alone. #blue eyes that stare straight into your soul and all #bruharv #bruce wayne #harvey dent #batman #two face #twobats #oliver queen #lex luthor #boarding school #shittalkingmushroomarts

[imashittalkingmushroom]

I'm low key thinking of a Timkon baby clone au... but you know how Lex had to use human DNA to clone superman? What if Tim applied the same concept... but used Barts DNA. And it works. And like, his goal was to make a kon. But the clone looks a little bit like both of them, and somehow that hurts so much more and feels so so significant.

And I mean. Is this my way of turning one of my favorite tropes into timkonbart? Yes. But really, they are all a parent to this child in their own ways and do not tell me the three of them together wouldn't make a hell of a story raising a baby together.

#timkon clones #timkon #timkon clone au #timkonbart #look I love this au so much #shittalkingmushroomarts #kon el #conner kent #tim drake #bart allen

[imashittalkingmushroom]

Look, in my head Minhkhoa is very much aroace, he's just a little shit who likes to make problems. Like. When Khoa shows romantic/sexual interest in someone Bruce is on high alert because thatan either wants something or he's starting drama for fun. It never ends well lol

#bruce wayne #minhkhoa khan #shittalkingmushroomarts

[imashittalkingmushroom]

a bruharvey childhood sleepover, if you will

#bruharvey #bruce was rick he had to have had at least ONE of those giant beanbags #rich #shittalkingmushroomarts

[imashittalkingmushroom]

i like my timmy in this lil outfit

#tim drake #its 100% based off the outfit im wearing #but i tweaked the shirt and i want it so bad now #ignore the writing thats just my sketchbok #shittalkingmushroomarts

[imashittalkingmushroom]

ignore my notes from my group therapy lol

#finally got a pen tip that works #im litterally crying its been so long since ive been able to draw without a shakey like that wasnt my own fault #nightwing #dick grayson #shittalkingmushroomarts

[imashittalkingmushroom]

sleep

i always hc that bruce is actually a really heavy sleeper. When he truly rests, god knows nothing will wake him up-- but there is one requirement for him to sleep like that, and it’s that he’s only surrounded by people trusts with his life.

que his early batman days him having his best rests sitting at the kitchen table while alfred is cooking because he couldnt fall asleep in his own bedroom

watching robin do homework on the carpet while he reads a book, only to wake up hours later to said boy on his lap staring unblinkingly at him and simply saying, ‘I didn’t know you could snore that loud.’

(bruce coming to the realization that he-- consciously and unconsciously-- trusts this child with his whole world, and that is just absolutely warming something in him)

people in the Justice League 100% use it as a “does bruce actually like you?” meter because god knows that he’s hard to read

theres only like, four people in the league he trusts enough to properly sleep in front of

when jason comes back, he’s heartbroken the first time he comes back to the manor and realizes that Bruce isn’t properly falling asleep around him

when bruce desperately needs sleep after a mission, justice leaguers will ask a ‘trusted’ to essentially put him to bed, in which case someone is stuck in a room with a sleeping batman for hours with nothing to do

this is especially funny if its the flash, because god knows that man doesnt want to wake up the batman but goddamn it 

(stephanie always has a hard time believing that bruce really trusts her, with good reason, but sometimes he’ll fall asleep at the computer, or when she’s hanging out with the fam. it’s bittersweet. she teases him for it relentlessly though)

Also, I almost hc it as a sort of ‘right of passage’ for the robins, not because they hold eachother to that standard, but because they kind of know it’s the closest to an ‘I officially trust you’ they’ll ever get from batman, and they all want his approval whether they admit it or not

#bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #justice league #jason todd #stephanie brown #shittalkingmushroomarts

[imashittalkingmushroom]

I want, after all of the drama is over and Harvey can slowly be reintroduced to society, for Bruce's teammates and friends to see Bruce look at Harvey and just know that he has it bad. All of the times they thought that Bruce had a crush on Wonder Woman? Doesn't even hold a candle to the soft doe eyes that Bruce uses when he thinks Harvey isn't looking.

#bruharvey #shittalkingmushroomarts #look i love wonder bats #but #honestly no i also love them #thus is the ways of a multishipper #having many universes so all of your ships can be daydreamed about #this one is for bruharv

[imashittalkingmushroom]

Unpopular opinion: If not for the dildo head, the Batman&Robin Red Hood costume was really nice. One of my favorites, in fact.

Batman & Robin (2009-) #3

#jason todd #red hood #shittalkingmushroomarts #Edit: I realized the cape between his body and arm got hidden because i accidently did it on the sketch layer so i fixed that

[imashittalkingmushroom]

purple

In Zero Year Batman takes a pair of purple gloves to use, and since I saw him wearing those I had the sudden headcanon that Bruce's favorite color isn't black, its purple. I think that he probably got teased for it when he was a kid, and that he knew if he wore a purple suit he'd never be taken seriously, not really--

But he still expresses it in his own small ways, like the tie that’s in the back of his closet that he puts on randomly for fun, or the fact that all of his tech has an option to be purple themed. He’ll really only put that on when he’s alone in the cave. It makes him happy.

And as I’ve gotten to know comics a bit better, I’ve learned that Bruce’s and Stephanie’s relationship isn’t great. But I imagine, in a world where things are a bit better, or even maybe in the crappy canon world they live in, Steph gets him purple things because it’s her favorite color and she thinks it’d be funny (Batman wearing decidedly un-batmany colors. ha.)

He keeps them. They’re all in a drawer, and sometimes he goes through it and wears the cheap purple jeweled cufflinks, or uses the purple bookmark in his educational books. Steph switches out the inner lining of one of his capes with purple as a prank, but he never fixes it. He just folds it and puts it away, and when he’s angry and couldn’t care less about what the world would think, he puts it on. he goes out in the dark when no one can really see him and does his unhealthy coping mechanism of beating people up.

Stephanie never finds out he does these. She never thinks to look for her gifts, because why would he use them? They’re purple, and more importantly he doesn’t even like her. So she never notices the plastic dollar store flower in the drawing room, or the ankle socks he wears when he’s training. He never tells her, because he knows they’re rocky and he doesn’t know how she’ll feel about it.

But it really does make him happy.

#bruce wayne #Stephanie Brown #batman #spoiler #batgirl #shittalkingmushroomarts

[imashittalkingmushroom]

Sladedick age reversal au, based on @creativecookiecrumb ‘s Mister of five decades. Slade’s an little shit and I love it.

#sladedick #I cannot belive how long it took me to do this #also #its really hard to draw and older nightwing. #this is either a late christmas gift or early birthday present #ngl cookie. i dont know the date of either #slade wilson #dick grayson #deathstroke #nightwing #shittalkingmushroomarts

[imashittalkingmushroom]

Honestly good for dick he looked like he really needed that killing spree

#dc vs vampires #dick grayson #shittalkingmushroomarts

[imashittalkingmushroom]

Do you ever think that maybe Bruce and Stephanie relationship is so strained because he sees a lot of himself in her

#is this my characterization of them? #yeah #do i care #no #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #shittalkingmushroomarts