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solshifts · 1 month

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Introduction! ♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧

Hello everyone!! My name is Solaris or Sol for short and I am new to Shifting Tumblr. I am currently 21 and majoring in graphic design at my university! I discovered shifting due to shiftok in 2020 and have stuck with it since !! I've had two accidental shifts to an alt CR but, not to my DR unfortunately but I know I'll get there soon!! I'll list some of my DRs below and you guys can see if we have anything in common<3. ♡ 1. Streamer DR : This is my main DR. I adore it with my life. I used to always want to be a streamer back in my 2020 Minecraft SMP eras (Which I'm not in anymore </3). I am a variety streamer in this one and mostly stream minecraft, cooking/baking streams, and also just chatting and roblox raids of course!! My best friend is Quackity andd my love trope is childhood best friends to lovers(hehe, My favorite trope). ♡ 2. Descendants DR : I'm still in the process of finishing my script for this one!! So far I am the daughter of Cinderella and sister to Chad Charming( I'm the smart one of course ;) ). My name is Caitlin Charming and my best friends are Mal, my irl bestie Mae, Evie, Carlos, Jay and many many many more!! I do have a crush interest in this DR so I'll let ya'll guess who it is! ♡ 3. H2O DR : This one is pretty self explanatory LOL. Like be a mermaid and be friends with mermaids and swim and explore the ocean while trying to balance a regular life, like c'mon that sounds so fun!!

♡ 4 .WolfBlood DR : This one I feel like is a rare DR amongst shifters so if you have this as one of your DRs please hmu LOL. WolfBlood has always been my comfort show on Disney when it first launched in 2012 and I've always wanted to be a werewolf who lives among humans and I just think this one would be so fun (except for Shannon trying to find out what the 'beast on the moors' is, seems nagging. I've redone my script 20 times for this one so bare with me as I sort out the details </3. ♡ 5. Better CR DR : This one is also self explanatory, I just feel like a better CR is definitely what I want AND need. Better friend group, going out and having fun, going on adventures, having money, having good grades alll the time, having talents like singing and/or drawing etc; and marrying who your dream person is. Glad shifting came into my life because I loveee having a better CR DR. ♡ 5. Avatar DR : Self explanatory!! I'm the oldest sully and live in the forest with my family <3 That's just a few of the MANY DRs I have, so if you want to find out if we have a same DR feel free to ask :) I don't bite !!! If you're new to shifting and want to ask some questions, please ask them and I'll answer them to the best of my ability!! NO QUESTION IS DUMB<3. Shoutout to my bestie Mae for introducing me to this because I didn't know Shifting tumblr existed and I'm looking forward to meeting you all! @maebyshifting ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

#shifting community #reality shifting #shifting blog #shifting antis dni #quantum jumping #shifters #shiftblr #shifttok

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allamericansbitch · 1 year

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Hi everyone! Here’s the newest addition to my Creator Shoutout Series (january 1 - january 8)! For info about the series, I explained it in the first post here, but generally, it’s to show appreciate to editors and their creations that i love from the past week. To track this series or look at previous shoutouts, please check out the tag on my blog *creatorshoutouts. Have a great week everyone!

taylor swift: the great war gifset by @georgesezra

sza: kill bill graphic by @studiorinagraphic

succession gifset by @humanveil

taylor swift: midnight rain music video gifset by @rogerhealey

stranger things: jopper gifset by @petersevan

scream 2023 gifset by @glendoll

taylor swift: lover music video gifset by @cherryslips

wednesday icons by @olivias-cooke

the menu + letterboxd reviews gifset by @trashcora

taylor swift: new years day edit by @notmuchfordancing

glass onion gifset by @buffysummers

abbott elementray gifset by @naiey

taylor swift: speak now (taylor’s version) concept design by @castlescrumblingtv

lucy dacus: please stay graphic by @ourobores

only murders in the building gifset by @trueloveistreacherous

taylor swift gifset by @amessageinbottles

101 dalmatians (1961) gifset by @naiey

pearl (2022) gifset by @slained

taylor swift gifset by @tayloralison

glass onion gifset by @kitherondale

gilmore girls gifset by @paramores

taylor swift: i knew you were trouble/maroon gifset by @soaheadofthecurve

the menu: margot gifset by @zen-coleman

pride & prejudice gifset by @stars-bean

taylor swift: evermore redesign edit by @ohgaylor

brooklyn nine nine gifset by @jakeyp

taylor swift: ivy art by @fountainpensongs

the menu: tyler gifset by @peterparkcr

stranger things: eddie munson gifset by @kingofscoops

taylor swift: lover photoshoot gifset by @treacherous

confessions of a teenage drama queen gifset by @bakerolivia

taylor swift: the eras tour graphic by @ohgaylor

paramore: this is why graphic by @killrockstar

the princess diaries gifset by @stydixa

taylor swift: fearless (taylor’s version) gifset by @castlescrumblingtv

get out gifset by @anyataylorsjoy

taylor swift: lavender haze graphic by @tossedkeys

selena gomez: my mind & me gifset by @selenaigomez

taylor swift art by @you-can-face-this

brooklyn nine nine: jake and amy scrapbook gifset by @levetan

stranger things: nancy wheeler in season two gifset by @olivias-cooke

heartstopper: charlie and nick gifset by @simon-eriksson

taylor swift: red gifset by @santaswiftie @newrcmantlcs

the menu: margot gifset by @nancywheelor

glass onion: birdy jay gifset by @duchessofhastings

taylor swift: haunted gifset by @santaswiftie @starsbythepocketful

the office: the ultimatum gifset by @chestnutsroasting

taylor swift: pantone shades of green gifset by @santaswiftie @felicitysmoak

the menu gifset by @mike-mills

taylor swift: stars by the pocketful graphic by @missegyptiana

wednesday: season two gifset by @yenvengerberg

taylor swift: fifteen x midnight rain parallels gifset by @reputation

glass onion: helen brand gifset by @antifandor

taylor swift: bejeweled gifset by @endiness

glass onion gifset by @lemoncupcake

taylor swift: getaway car graphic by @cellphonehippie

the perks of being a wallflower: you’re on your own kid gifset by @highqueendreamgirl

taylor swift: question? graphic by @andichoseyou

legally blonde gifset by @naiey

taylor swift: lavender haze gifset by @lovestory

brooklyn nine nine: jake and amy gifset by @glendoll

#*creatorshoutouts

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fuck-you-i-am-spiderman · 2 years

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I got my eyes on the prize, fight till the day I die [ao3 link]

Summary: A late night break-in gives Mal and Jay more than they bargained for. What’s a little treasure hunting without a couple of bruises....or a smidgen of iron poisioning?! *(can be read as platonic or romantic)*

He kicks hard at a trash can, the rumble breaking the comfortable silence that had fallen between them.

“Jay!” Mal’s tongue clicks as she whirls around to glare at him. “Would you hurry the fuck up already?!”

He rolls his eyes dramatically, bumping her shoulder lightly. “Aw, don’t act like you don’t enjoy our moonlit strolls, Malarkey.”

The night sky does little to hide the pink of Mal’s cheeks. Jay’s smile refuses to slip, even when Mal bumps his shoulder hard and retorts, “Still not my name Jayllybean.”

**As always the graphics are my own, so please do not repost without credit!**

Note: Ho, ho heyyyy @eileeny I am your winter exchange anon! I have really enjoyed writing this Jal-centric fic for the @descendantsgiftexchange (and y’all know I love making a moodboard 😉). I really hope you like your gift and are enjoying your holidays! Big shoutout to @hersilentlanguage for editing this for me and sparking more ideas to really craft the best gift I can possibly give.

#descendants #jal #jay son of jafar #mal bertha #rotten four #descendants fanfiction #descendants gift exchange #my fanfic*#I've had this idea for a while and I just got so much inspiration for this #It's technically the 25th here so I'm posting now!!!!

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msmarvelouswinchester · 3 years

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Ever Been In The Backseat?

Summary - Your fantasy involving a certain green-eyed actor, yourself and a certain classic, black car comes true.

Pairing - Jensen Ackles x Female!Reader

Warning - Smut 18+, Unprotected sex (y'all are better than that), Oral sex (fem receiving), bearded!jensen, fluff, a little mention of Dom!Jensen (this fic really got out of my hand), just pure filth, PWP.

Word Count - 1890

Square Filled - Shirtless!Jensen ( @spndeanbingo )

Written for @anaelsbrunette's Yas 20th Birthday Bash. HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE YAS! Hope you like this <3<3 Prompt is in bold.

I blame this fic idea entirely on @jawritter but I don't think she is sorry, neither am I.

Beta'd by the lovely @deanwanddamons. Before writing this, I went through her fic "The One With Baby" to get an idea of the smut so she deserves a double shoutout!

I love the Ackles fam but for the sake of this fic, Jensen is not married to Danneel. This is only a work of fiction.

All the adult stuff is mentioned under the cut. So if you're under 18, DO NOT read any further!

Divider by @firefly-graphics

Looking up from your book, you realized the house was incredibly quiet. This was very unusual considering your husband was home. Normally you could hear his deep voice from his office on the other side of the hall or hear him strumming his guitar, humming along to an unknown song, but today the house was quiet and Jensen was nowhere to be found.

As if on cue, your four legged, fur baby walked into the room. Putting aside the book in your hand, you extended your arms to beckon the dog.

“Where's Dad?” You asked him as the German Shepherd walked up to you, wagging his tail. The dog tilted his head, looking up at you. “Even you don't know, huh?” You got up from your seat, kneeling down in front of the dog and gently patted his head. “Come on. Let's go find him.”

Noticing the door to the garage was open, you went in. Since the arrival of Dean’s beloved Impala, Jensen had been spending an ungodly amount of time in there, repairing and oiling the parts of the classic car and right now, the said actor was standing there in front of Baby with hands on his hips, admiring his handiwork.

Smacking your lips, you let your eyes roam over his body, taking in how his jeans clung low on his hips, the black shirt fitting his toned body perfectly, his piece of flannel lay abandoned on the garage floor. Your lips parted, a small sigh leaving them as Jensen's hand went up to his face, scratching his scruffy beard. You shivered ever so lightly at the memory of last night - the sweet burn of that beard you had felt as his sinful mouth was devouring you. The thought itself made a light blush creep up your neck, but you gathered yourself and asked, “How long have you been down here, Mr. Ackles?”

“Hey.” Jensen looked up at your words, smiling when he saw you. “Kinda lost track of time. Miss me already?”

“Mhm.” You slowly approached the man. Pecking his lips, you asked, “Is she all set for a ride?”

“Oh you bet she is.” Jensen smirked, quickly catching on to your innuendo. You let your eyes travel south of his body as he bent over to pick up a rag cloth and his black shirt rode up a little, giving you a glimpse of his stomach. Your mind instantly ran wild with thoughts involving a certain green eyed man and you in the backseat of a certain black car.

“Eyes up here, missus.” Jensen's voice pulled you out of your explicit thoughts and your eyes snapped up to meet with his green ones. Cleaning his hands, he threw the rag on the floor. “So what brought you down here, sweetheart?” He husked.

Your breath hitched in your throat when you heard his pet name for you. Very often, you had noticed that the thin line between the actor and character had started getting blurred even when Jensen was home - this was one of those times.

“You look very….Dean, you know.” You said, ignoring his question, “Except this.” You touched his bearded face to emphasise your words. Jensen made quick work of shutting the hood before looking at you again.

“You didn't seem to mind it last night when you were begging me for more.” His lips tugged up in a smirk. “I bet you are thinking about it right now, aren't ya?”

‘Fuck, how did he know?’ You wondered, but all your rational thoughts flew out of the window when he took your hand in his, entangling his fingers with yours. Jensen's other hand moved to your waist, holding you tightly, pulling you dangerously close to his body. You placed your free hand on your husband's shoulder to steady yourself when he leaned in, claiming your lips with his pink, plump ones, his beard tickling your face a little. Jensen's fingers untangled themselves from yours and his other hand left your waist and both moved up to cup your face.

Moaning, you hooked your hands behind his neck as his teeth grazed your lip. Your knees buckled under his hypnotic touch as he slipped his tongue into your mouth . Your whole body tingled , your eyes slipped closed, and your toes curling as his tongue explored every inch of your mouth. You felt your lungs screaming for air until Jensen finally let go of your lips. You opened your eyes and saw him staring at you, his eyes blown with lust. He slammed you against the door of the car.

You gasped when his hands sneaked under your shirt. With one swift movement of his hand, Jensen lifted your shirt over your head, throwing it on the ground, leaving you in just your bra. His hands pinned yours down to the side as he moved closer to you, his growing excitement pressed against your thigh. He hungrily attacked your lips once more. You had barely caught your breath when his mouth started to move downwards.

“Jay-” you whined when he nipped on the pulse point in your neck, Jensen let go of your hands, cupping your face as he whispered against your neck, “Jay what, baby?” The feel of his lips sent shivers down your spine. He ran his hand down your body, stopping at the waistband of your slacks.

“I-” you sucked in a deep breath when his fingers dipped below the waistband of your slacks, brushing against your already dampened cotton panties, pulling a soft whimper out of your lips.

“Baby, you're soaked.” He husked. “Tell me sweetheart, how long have you thinkin’ about getting fucked in the backseat?”

“L-long-” the words got stuck in your throat when he pinched your inner thigh.

“Didn't hear you. Say it louder.” He growled into your ear, his beard grazing past the skin on your neck. “Say it, baby.”

“Long e-enough.” Jensen hummed as his hand teasingly circled around your clothed core, pinching and squeezing the skin of your inner thighs.

“Fucking tease.” You whined at the sudden loss of touch when he pulled out his hand.

“What do you want? Tell me.” He smirked, looking into your eyes.

“Fuck me.”

And that's all it took for Jensen to open the door to the backseat of the Impala before nudging you to go in. You did so in with shaky legs and slid across the seat. Jensen lifted his shirt over his head with one swift motion of his wrist before undoing his belt. He hooked his fingers in the waistband of your slacks and pulled them off, along with your ruined panties. Smirking again, he climbed into the car beside you, closing the door behind him. Unhooking your bra, Jensen's hands moved up to your breasts, kneading and massaging them. His fingers caressed your stiff nipples before his mouth latched onto one sensitive bud. He flicked your nipple gently while his fingers worked on the other one.

“Fuck-” you moaned aloud, your voice bouncing off the closed doors of the Chevrolet. Stopping the assault on your nipple, his mouth started to move down after placing a kiss on the valley between your breasts. He caressed your entire torso, his mouth trailing kisses down your body before he gently pushed your legs apart, dipping his head down to your heated core. He left a trail of wet kisses up your thigh, his beard leaving a sweet burn on your skin in its wake.

His hot breath fanned against your throbbing pussy. He looked up at you before pushing one of his fingers inside you, eliciting a moan out of you. He pumped hard twice before adding a second finger.

“Fuck-” you moaned.

“That's exactly what I'm planning on to do.” Jensen rasped, as he increased the pace, curling his fingers inside you, brushing past your g-spot repeatedly. You sucked in a sharp breath when he pulled out his fingers and his mouth latched onto your aching pussy. You arched your back at his action. Your hands moved down, fingers getting tangled up in his long hair, pulling a low growl out of him, the vibrations of it edging you over.

“Jen-oh shit!” You exclaimed as he hungrily devoured you, his tongue repeatedly assaulting your sensitive pussy, sucking needily on your bundle of nerves. You felt the coil in your stomach tighten before a wave of pleasure washed over you.

“Shit!” You gasped as Jensen’s tongue lapped your juices hungrily. Panting, you tried to come down from your high as you saw him lift himself up slightly to get rid of his jeans. Your eyes were drawn towardson his noticeable bulge. Moving your hands near him, you reached out to palm his hardened cock through his boxers.

“Fuck baby-” Jensen groaned before grasping you by your wrist.

“If you keep doing that, I won't last long.” He purred, pulling his boxers down and discarding them somewhere on the front seat. His erection sprung free from his confines. Taking his hardened cock in his hand, he gave it a few strokes, running his hand up and down his shaft, the tip beaded with precum. He lined himself with your dripping entrance. His swollen tip teasingly nudged at your opening before he pushed himself into you.

“Oh-” you hissed, the sensation painful at first, but your mouth fell open in an inaudible moan as that pain turned into pleasure. “You need to m-move.” You said. He lifted himself up, pulling out of you leaving only the tip of his engorged cock inside you, before pushing back in again, deeper than before. You bucked your hips to match with his rhythm. Locking his fingers with yours, Jensen kept thrusting deep into you as you finally settled in a sync with him.

With every thrust, you inched closer to your release as both your breathing became ragged. The car’s confined space was filled with needy moans and deep breaths. Jensen buried his face in the crook of your neck as you felt the coil in your stomach tightening once more. He nibbled on your skin. You freed your hands from his grip and placed them on the small of his back as your nails dug into his skin.

“Fuck-Y/N!” He exclaimed and your nails dug deeper, his breath tickling your neck along with his beard.

“‘M close,” you breathed out.

“Mhm. That's it, baby, just like that, let it go.” Jensen rasped, as his thrusts became sloppy. Your coil finally snapped as a wave of sheer ecstasy washed over you.

“Fuck! Fuck! Jensen!” You cried out as you felt yourself coming undone. A few more thrusts and Jensen spilled himself into you, a grunt falling out of his lips, as his seed coated your walls. He collapsed on top of you, trying to catch his breath. Pecking your lips, he pulled out of you. You stared up at the foggy glass windows as Jensen reached for his boxers. Opening the door, he stepped out in all his naked glory. You sat up in the seat, also naked, as you watched him pull his boxers and jeans back up, leaving his belt unbuckled.

As Jensen turned his back to grab his shirt, you whispered loud enough for him to hear, “The backseat of Baby surely now has some stains and stories.”

Feedback is highly appreciated!

#jensen x reader #jensen ackles x reader #jensen ackles x you #jensen x you #jensen x y/n #jensen ackles x y/n #jensen ackles #supernatural #dean winchester #YAS’SBIRTHDAYBASH #jensen fic #jensen ackles fic #pwp #smut #spn fanfic #spn rpf #supernatural fic #supernatural fanfic

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demigoddreamer · 3 years

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Batfam Fanfic Recs Part 2

I can't believe Sun moon stars jedi said reblogged my post*check out their tumblr and ao3*. I loved the story because it had one of my favorite theories about Jay having to do some prostitution to survive while on the streets and it's realistic considering Jason probably had to do whatever it takes to survive. oh you poor baby boi i'm so sorry but it makes for some heart wrenching fanfiction.

I also apologize to who didn't like it I did warn it could be rather serious, and the tags probably said so too. I just really like when stories talk about deep issues and stuff like insecurity and body image and whatnot. But sorry I understand if you're not into that. I'm the type of person not phased by dark topics blood and guts could be flying on a screen and i wouldn't flinch

I was just too lazy to do tags which i'm sorry but I really I don't have as much time to do this as you think so i'll write some warning but I wouldn't blame you if you didn't trust me after that

Anyway this is another bunch of fanfiction that follows the rules of the part one listed here(no x reader or incest etc): https://demigoddreamer.tumblr.com/post/647924403914571776/batfam-fanfic-recs-part-1

These are from my bookmarks and since canon bruce is well abusive I struggle to read fanfiction that has bruce as a good parent cause fluffy bruce just doesn't make sense besides i do love some good pain and trauma in fics and batbro bonding against bruce

Different Dad, Same Story by haras_onom

Teen and Up Audiences

*implied/referenced child abuse

Relationships:

Dick Grayson & Jason Todd

Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne

Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne

Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne

Summary:

Jason Todd is still dealing with the aftermath of Bruce beating him and kicking him out of Gotham. Luckily, Dick Grayson (big brother extraordinaire) is there to help.

fuzzy gray by envysparkler

Teen and Up Audiences

*implied/referenced drug use

Relationships:

Dick Grayson & Jason Todd

Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne

Tim Drake & Damian Wayne

Tim Drake & Jason Todd

Summary:

Dick has a bad day. Good thing he has a little brother.

(Bonus chapter: Tim has a bad day. Good thing he has his brothers.)

Wayward Birds by LanternWisp for Lysical

Teen and Up Audiences

Relationships:

Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne

Jason Todd & Eddie Bloomberg

Dick Grayson & Jason Todd

Summary:

Jason learns that maybe not all of Bruce's rules are fair, but a fair few are there for a reason.

Lost In My Mind by alexandredumas_eatyourheartout

Teen and Up Audiences

Summary:

(*SOME TRIGGERS*)

How do you run from your mind? You can't, considering your head is attached to your body. The fact was Jason could never run from his mind, no matter how fast he went.

Now his brothers have to save him before it's too late. Will they save his mind, or lose him forever?

(Rated Teen because I'm paranoid but there isn't super graphic stuff. I'm still rating it as graphic because it might get to that point.)

inhibition by envysparkler

Teen and Up Audiences

*implied/referenced underage prostitution

Relationships:

Dick Grayson & Jason Todd

Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne

Summary:

Batman gets hit by a Poison Ivy special. Jason is unfortunately caught in the crossfire.

Proximity to Power by Sohotthateveryonedied

Teen and Up Audiences

*implied/referenced underage prostitution

*implied/referenced sexual assault

Relationships:

Dick Grayson & Jason Todd

Summary:

Dick could almost enjoy himself if he didn’t have to endure the constant grabby hands from drunk aristocrats who are too used to getting what they want. Dick can’t get a second alone without someone grabbing his ass or pinning him with a conversation, telling him how much he’s grown up, which everyone knows is code for “you’re finally legal now.”

He feels bad for Jason, who has only been Bruce’s son for a few months now. This is his first upper-class party. Dick can already imagine how he’s being treated like a shiny new toy, fawned over and getting his cheeks pinched by elderly ladies who’ve doused themselves in musty perfume and the finest jewelry they own.

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a heart just can't contain all of this empty space by TheMermaidLord

(THIS REC IS A YOUNG JUSTICE FIC shoutout to young justice fans i'm one too :))

General Audiences

Relationships:

Artemis Crock/Wally West

Kon-El | Conner Kent/M'gann M'orzz

Dick Grayson/Wally West

Roy Harper/Jason Todd

Summary:

The Batfamily shares information on a strictly 'need-to-know' basis. The Team is of the opinion that this basis is a little too 'need-to-know'.

It starts when Dick disappears for months with no explanation, and, apparently, there's no end in sight.

Learning to Breathe by A_Bright_Idea

Teen and Up Audiences

*implied/referenced child abuse

Relationships:

Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne

Summary:

Whilst taking down a sex-trafficking ring, Jason get's caught in an explosion and almost drowns. Saved by Nightwing, Jason is horrified when his brother refuses to leave his side until he's fully recovered. There's just no arguing with a guilt-ridden Dick, but maybe this is exactly what Jason needs? Maybe it's what Dick needs too. ------------------- Sequel to 'I'll be Home for Christmas' and 'A Little Unsteady'. Can be read alone.

#fanfic #fanfiction #fic recommendation #fanfic rec #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #batfam fic recs

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vertigoambrosia · 6 years

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dead endddddd

RICO’S BACK!!

woah we’re starting with the tag match?

nah we’re starting with some vimeo sync issues, of course

wow they really went all out with the metal gear codec look

there’s some real nice motion graphics shit going on

and wow they’ve lit the markthalle completely differently than usual

wxw is really stepping it up

knee sox vs galaxy

i love tim’s enziguiri cause it comes outta nowhere and it’s so weird

timo be nice to jay do not step on his face!!!

i really like this dynamic, with jay being all ‘you guys need to remember i’m not fresh out of the academy’

cause since he’s so cute looking and hangs out with francis it’s easy to think of him as being one step above young boy as well

and walter kinda being a bit condescending cause he (and ringkampf) has always had a bit of a haughty side

meanwhile francis just wishes they could all get along (but still fight, of course)

was that a lil botch there? kind of weird after the blind tag

HOLDING HANDS

wonder where jay fk are gonna head next; i would say skillet vs walter, but walter’s not gonna be in the carat tournament

OH SHIT THAT SLAP

lmao tim’s face ‘well that’s one way to work it out...’

uh oh jay and francis are strill in the ring will a turn happen?

k cool we’re safe

ngl i tried to watch the walter show but my attention span is low so i got bored in the beginning interview

i don’t think mike beats jurn, but it would be nice and fun

jurn your beard is terrible and so are you

you can tell mike schwartz is for the people because he has them help him beat the shit out of jurn

HAHA GET WRECKED JURN

aw come on the table didn’t end it? really?

lmao he put a beer jug on a stick?

i feel like that shoulda come bfore the table though

oh never mind here’s another table

‘tentacles of terror’ jurn is such a fucking nerd

i love that ‘good with tools’ = ‘good with weapons’ in wrestling

lol rico you’re not supposed to point out when someone’s gassed

boo this man

man i really have no idea whether ivan or lucky will win

ivan accompanied by his loyal bf

in maximum wrestling apparently his nickname is ‘the ukranian snake’

and of course lucky accompanied by his brother

aw the lights hurt tarkan

shoutout to whoever synced the beat dropping to lucky touching the finger

rise is basically 3 duos

i love this boy with all my heart

oh managers need licenses now??

hahaha ivan looks so exasperated every time lucky does something...lucky

lol rise will not survive until superstars

aw tarkan

to be fair he just wanted to help his lil bro

aww pete

yo kiev’s pele kick looks crazy for some reason

probably his fucking gangly ass legs

there’s been a few sloppy moments but this is really fun

Yay my boy!!!!

aww poor ivan tho :( carat was all he wanted

lmao tommy is not into grinding

still hate that parody of a skirt veda is wearing

*toni storm voice* this is not how you use your butt in a match

lmao veda with the smart move

rico of COURSE mella still holds a grudge

i wouldn’t be surprised if she interfered in this match

hahaha crowd firmly hates veda

rico what are the wrong reasons to be in wrestling

beer?

argh really? that whole spot in the middle of a 4 way title match?

it’s just so unnecessary and completely out of place and totally wastes time

ok martina doing the bronco buster for too long is pretty funny though

‘drunk phoenix’ is a great phrase

jeez toni you trying to break kelly’s neck?

ok i like that finish with kelly JUST too late to break up the pin cause she was brawling with veda

i do not like this feud

i have a feeling andy’s gonna win and then marius is gonna challenge at carat

is andy still using his goofy ass theme, btw?

wxw how dare you make me root for bobby gunns

omg just fiiiiight already

aw that’s legit sweet that vinny came by <3

so bremen is to hamburg what boston is to new york?

(aka, inferior but still tries to compete)

i don’t actually have much against boston but..it’s not new york

fun fact: the classic ‘reverse the figure 4 by turning over’ is actually complete bullshit

OH SNAP reiner ringer about to go off

jesus that finger snap was loud

i know it’s supposedly him cracking his knuckles but even so....damn

that sharpshooter spot was real good

i feel like this match is kinda long, but that’s probably b/c of how i feel about this feud

wxw doesn’t fuck around with ref bumps

oh snap it’s vinny!

still has no chill

andy officially The Worst

actually this is a little legitmiately upsetting

ummm we should probably get a replacement ref...

seriously reiner’s been down for a really long time

someone probably should have sent an emt for him too

MARIUS

...that was kind of a dumb finish; if you’re gonna go with th edistraction, why not just a rollup? especially after a belt shot

lmao bobby has no idea where that cigarette came from but he’ll still put it in his mouth

so mack’s definitely gonna be involved in this, right? the hamburg stip has gotta come into play at some point

ohhh snapppp the good rise boys are out

~saaad bones~

speedball is so adorable

*google translate voice* barry is a nice player

hahaha just last year, hamburg was bad bones city

god that bailey song annoys me so much but speedball clearly fucking loves it

maybe if i knew the song i’d hate it less...but probably not

i just hate singing as chants

also this is honestly the first time i’ve actually heard a crowd do a comprehensible melody/rhythm

hmm will mack really stay away?

wtf spanish fly still seems physically impossible

it’s like

1) flippa

2) ????

3) someone’s on the ground

oh shit what if mack is hiding under the ring????

nice catch, tas

what is going on here

this staredown is so weird

mike noooo

that lil polite tapout

i’ll forgive it cause he’s canadian

god pete bouncer is so hot

and totally gonna beat the shit out of bones at some point

oh hai walter

another person who will beat the shit out of bones at a later date

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bentchbites · 5 years

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#RomBkLove Day 9: Shorts and Novellas (3/3)⁣ •⁣ The last part of my RomBkLove post are collections of short stories and other short form fiction. Anthologies with different authors don't always work for me, but having a mixed bag with faves and unknown-to-me authors can potentially lead to discovering excellent authors to watch out for. Romance anthologies often adhere to a common theme throughout the stories. Sometimes it's a popular trope, or all stories share the same setting, and in some cases, cameo appearances of characters from different stories unify the collection.⁣ ⁣ I decided to also include a graphic novel anthology in this post bec sometimes I'm more inclined to process short literature with pretty art. 💗 Heehee. I haven't read a lot of comics that are undoubtedly romance (most I've come across are YA with underlying love stories), but Fresh Romance was a great start and please rec me some of your favorite romance comics!⁣ •⁣ 💓 Queerly Loving Vol. 1 - multi-authored antho with amazing LGBTQIAP+ rep⁣ 💓 Start Here - multi-authored antho of first encounters (M/M, F/F, F/enby)⁣ 💓 Fresh Romance - graphic novel w/ differing romance sub-tropes and art styles⁣ 💓 Love and Other Questionable Life Choices by Chi Yu Rodriguez - collection of shorts by the same author w/ characters from previously published books + an FF short w/ new characters⁣ 💓 Of Love and Special Things by Georgette S. Gonzales - stories inspired by Barry Manilow songs⁣ 💓 Summer Crush and Second Wave Summer by Tara Frejas, Jay E. Tria and Six De Los Reyes - 2-book collection of stories set in a music festival feat. characters from each of the authors previously published books.⁣ •⁣ This concludes my posts for today's prompt! 🎉 Special shoutout to @anacoquireads for championing inclusive romance and organizing RomBkLove twice(!!!) a year since 2017! Thank you for this opportunity to share and celebrate our love for romance! 💝 ⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #bookstagram #bibliophile #booknerdPH #bookworm #instabooks #bookish #alwaysreading #bookstagramersPH #booksofig #romancetagram⁣ #Shortstories #ShortRomance #anthologies #comics #graphicnovels⁣ #diversebooks #diversereads #diverseromance ⁣ https://www.instagram.com/p/BxPI_7cHEdn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=akx96hzhturp

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leagueofawesomedudes · 7 years

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Sup fellas, Little Digs AKA Dmorale AKA Rookie in the LOAD checking in to give you handsome Germans the first of a 2 week break from the self-proclaimed LOAD Presidente’s weekly previews. Not only must it be refreshing to hear someone else’s voice on the message board, but it also must be refreshing to everyone to see someone else (it’s me... #HumbleBrag) at the top of standings other than Javale McGee…. oh, I mean Sam, the guy who willingly left the GroupMe this week because he couldn’t handle a couple comparisons to Brian Shaw, Robert Perez, John Rocker (post steroids/cocaine use) etc., AKA people who can’t close. It’s ok Sam, at least you understand the simple things in life, such as, when you get blacked out you like to eat at my friends, the restaurant, not one of our friend’s apartments. Also, you understand how our league’s waiver wire works unlike your arch frenemy, Tony Junior… Tony, Tony, Tony, maybe if you would stop focusing on which timezone the waivers run in, or trying to get rid of kickers from the league (Pat Mcafee would be PISSED), maybe you would realize that Eddie Lacy’s fatass was never going to save his career in Seattle (seriously MSESPN came out with an article this week where Lacy openly talked about how ginormous he is and how he can’t handle the pressure), and how the Colts front office is playing their fans into thinking Andrew Luck is coming back this year. You need to relax with all of your wild morning GroupMeideas and get back to training for that marathon, or better yet buying a monthly star wars subscription that delivers to you cool new graphic tees and action figures!! However, you’re currently in second place and have some big things in store for you this season.

Ain’t EZ Bein Breesy (0-2) vs Julio Tones (2-0)

And those big things are starting right here, where Gay Tony will square off against Sir Fucks A Lot this week. Don’t get it twisted though, the only pounding that will be taking place here is Tony jamming his 3 inch dinger (he’s got yuge nuts though) down Solden’s team’s throat. At least something will be getting shot down your throat this week Solden, unlike that one time I forgot to buy you tequila at FWD ;) ANYWAYS, the obvious advantage here is the RBs for Julio Tones, but expect Carr to outscore Brees this week, despite the projections, due to Drew’s significant Home/Road splits. Also, look for Ertz to outscore Gronk due to the Giants being atrocious against Tight Ends, and Robby G having a sore groin after returning from New Orleans. Wait a second... sore groin? After Bourbon Street? Are we sure he isn’t dealing with a Chad like pimple instead? Solden, if there is one redeeming quality here, I think Pryor finally gets his connection down pat with Captain Kirk after facing a leaky Raiders secondary, and Desean to catch a long TD against the suspect Trae Waynes.

Julio Tones > Ain’t Easy Bein Breesy

Hollas Heavy Hitters (1-1) vs G-reg 3rd leg (0-2)

Holla is coming off one of the most impressive and high scoring losses we will see this season, and now he has a chance to rebound against the worst team in the league, allegedly. But hold your horsecocks everyone, and by everyone I mean Javale McGee, I mean Sam. Hollas core players might be dealing with a little hangover after last week and could pose to have a tougher time finding the paint this week than Tj can find his little pecker. New England will likely focus their defensive game plan on taking away Hopkins from his rookie QB, Alshon is going up against a shutdown corner in Janoris Jenkins, Martavis is playing on the road where the Steelers tend to struggle offensively, Delanie will have to deal with the Legion of Boom and Mccoy fucked my mom will be going up against an improved Denver run D that just held Zeke to under 10 yards. Speaking of women abusers, I expect the dude who cold clocks chicks at T-Bell at 2am to be more involved in Bill Lazor’s new offense this week (Bungals featuring thugs? No shit). Also, look for Cooks to be finally featured in the NE offense with all of the injuries they sustained last week. One thing my favorite snowman can bank on though is IF Jordy plays AND is healthy, look for Rodgers to have a big day back at Lambeau following the SNF let down where both his starting tackles were inactive. I think ya’ll can see where I am going with this, UPSET of the WEEK!

G-reg 3rd leg > Hollas Heavy Hitters

Little Diggs (2-0) vs. The Injured Reserve (1-1)

Your narrator for the week and current team in first place by more than 40 points will be going up against this year’s most unlucky team to date. Casey who lost his first round pick for the year in week 1, had his second round pick’s team realize that a guy with a similar frame to Pauly, is actually way better than their current starter in week 2. With that being said, my team is hotter right now than the previously mentioned Pauly and I don't know if they can be stopped. Our QBs should nearly cancel each other out, but my RBs and TE should provide a significant edge over Casey’s due to the talent/workload/matchup combination mine provide this week. One thing Casey has going for his team are his explosive WRs, but with TyFreak going against Casey Heyward this week and Watkins playing in what might be the worst game of the year on Thursday night, their high scoring games are unlikely to occur this week. Does this have a chance to be a blowout this weekend? Idk, but we should hit up Daher and find out.

Little Diggs > The Injured Reserve

Jon SnOBJs (1-1) vs 2 Gurleys 1 Cup (1-1)

When deciding on what to dub the game of the week it came down to this matchup and the one that is to follow. However, I decided to take the easy route out by settling and simply calling this the BEEF of the Week. Things started quickly this week, when the guy who he views himself as the most alpha person in Cleveland (allegedly) called Sam out for not being able to close (allegedly). Things really snowballed from there when me, Solden, Pauly and Tony all joined in on the fun (allegedly) causing Sam to remove himself from the GroupMe because he couldn’t handle the heat (allegedly). The football guy move would’ve been to hold down the trenches and clap back at everyone. Well, that’s not what he did, but here’s his chance to get back at everyone. Chad’s WRs are either banged up or not in the most ideal spot, unlike Sam’s who are in awesome situations this week. Sam’s RBs are substantially better than Chad’s and I like Doyle to outproduce Hooper this week. I think if Chad is to pull this one out, like he did with Basset, then he needs Cam to absolutely shred the Saint’s swiss cheese defense, which is entirely possible, but without Greg Olsen’s third leg providing Cam a safety blanket it might be tougher than usual. Pickle shot Jameo is in for a tough bout against the Vikes, but let’s see what you got, Sammy. Show us you’re not really Javale McGee and close this pig out.

2 Gurleys 1 Cup > Jon SnOBJs

GAME OF THE WEEK

The Brady Bunch (1-1) vs. Crows before Hoes (1-1)

Tan vs. Grey has all the makings of a shootout starting with the Thursday night game where Doug’s kicker is sure to rack up a bunch of points in the field goal fest that will take place tonight. Seriously, the NFL repeatedly tweeted out this week that “if it’s on, it’s on.” Basically toying with all of us that no matter how shitty of a product they nationally televise, all of us football junkies will still watch. Anyways, this shootout will continue through the 1pm games where Doug’s two sex panthers should finally explode this week against the saints D. Watch out, Doug, Jay Ajayi should steamroll through the Jets D and Pauly already had me call my guy to book it that the Crow will get over 12 fantasy points. Paul’s typical Sunday night consists of laying the hammer down on Bean, however, this Sunday it’s going to be Doug’s tight little b-hole. Cousins, Crabtree and Reed are all poised for big games here. However, I expect this matchup to be determined by the outcome on Monday night. If Old Man Larry can outscore Dez and JJ, Paul will come out victorious. With Patrick Peterson expected to shadow Dez, I think Paul pulls this one out, but where he finishes, that is yet to be determined ;)

Crows before Hoes > The Brady Bunch

That is it for this week fellas. Hope you guys enjoyed. Special shoutout to LOAD Presidente for letting me take over for the week. Next week’s preview will be brought to you by Sir Fucks A Lot Solden. Thanks and good luck to everyone this weekend…. except Casey. Love you all - Dom.

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