#shutuptubs

[thesquashwitch]

I just,,, I live for the calico critters aesthetic. Why can’t I be a little well dressed black cat that lives in a little village and just paint for a living and all the other little animals from all the nearby towns like my art and I can fall in love with a handsome dog and have garden parties with my friends and just paint the days away with them while eating pastries?

#aesthetic #calico critters #toys #kids toys #dream #imagine with me #shutuptubs

[thesquashwitch]

When somebody doesn’t like Fatgum:

When somebody says they like Fatgum, but only after seeing his skinny form:

When people call Fatgum daddy, but complete ignore the fact that his regular form is large, and refer to skinny Fatgum and lorge Fatgum practically as separate entities:

Me when people appreciate Fatgum for the wonderful, humorous dad friend hero he is:

When people would marry Fatgum on the spot if he was a real person because he’s a giant soft man, and he gives you all the uwus:

#i just love fatgum ok #bnha #shutuptubs #meme #bnha memes #my hero academia #fatgum #anime

[thesquashwitch]

I don’t have any April fools day content, but here are some partners I drew

#shutuptubs #arttubs #acnh #acnh flick #acnh cj #animal crossing #digital art

[thesquashwitch]

Hey fuck you if you make fun of Pokémon Smile. I’ve been trying my hardest to brush my teeth after years of fucking self neglect and if can have some Pokémon based game to brush my teeth with really cute visuals, it certainly makes the uphill climb of remembering and actually brushing easier.

#shutuptubs #brush your teeth #pokemon #cute #pokemon smile #pokemon appreciation

[thesquashwitch]

I desperately want to sew a Bobby to fill the bobomb shaped hole in my heart that origami king fucking wrenched out of my fucking paper thin chest

#like that was uncalled for #shutuptubs #origami king #paper mario #sewing

[thesquashwitch]

Some things I cry about: Milo’s trainer number is 831, which is the international dex number for Wooloo. That’s so cute I can’t BREATHE

#a pureblooded himbo #pokemon milo #wooloo #pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #cute #shutuptubs

[thesquashwitch]

As pattern drafting practice, I made a hollow knight beanie boy. His coat is removable from a little hidden button and he’s predominantly filled with scrap fabric pieces(as that’s all I have at the moment). His pattern needs some tweaking, but he’s exactly how I imagined him. I worked for about 5 hours and I can no longer feel the tips of my fingers.

He and I are now vibing, and I found a felt piece for him to use as a blanket because he looked cold.

#shutuptubs #arttubs #hollow knight #plush #sewing #video games #liddol

[thesquashwitch]

New realization: the legendary marine biologists mentioned in Mystery Inc are husbands, and they have two sons who help mystery inc. I just thought I’d mention that

#shutuptubs #scooby doo #mystery incorporated

[thesquashwitch]

This just in: Spore is still an incredibly fun game, even though it’s 12 years old

#shutuptubs #sanic #spore creatures #spore game #spore #video games #meme

[thesquashwitch]

One of the former mystery gangs is all lesbians, you can’t tell me otherwise

#shutuptubs #mystery incorporated

[thesquashwitch]

I realize that it’s a big collective thing how people who are pretty can’t see that they’re pretty when they VERY OBVIOUSLY ARE but like my homies been telling me that and there’s no way they’re right

#shutuptubs #pretty #appearances #i don’t understand #genuinely what the fuck

[thesquashwitch]

An infinite question I’ve had is what is the difference between a koopa, the big spiky like bowser, and the koopas, turtles. There’s no evidence of a difference from Nintendo, and they look like completely different species. Some theories are that Koopa is a last name formality, but that means EVERYONE is related and that’s really weird

My brother volunteers that Bowser and co are actually like penguins. The large spiky bowser koopas are called King Koopas, like how there’s the Emperor Penguin. It’s not a title. That’s why he’s also “King Bowser”. Honestly, I think that’s the best explaination I’ve seen.

#shutuptubs #mario #bowser #koopa #super mario #origami king #nintendo

[thesquashwitch]

You’re really gonna scroll without telling Scorbunny goodnight?

#cute #shutuptubs #tubsscorbunny #scorbunny #pokemon #swsh

[thesquashwitch]

My friend is educating my brother on the origins of megalovania, and when he said he thought it was from toby’s earthbound Halloween hack and my friend says dead ass “I see we’re erasing women’s history”

#vriska #shutuptubs #megalovania #homestuck #earthbound #sans

[thesquashwitch]

I want to fault this tampax commercial for having this chick just pull 5 boxes of tampons out of her bag, but I met a saint in sheep’s clothing at school when I cursed aloud in the bathroom that I didn’t have a pad and she pulled 2 different boxes of tampons and a box of heavy duty pads from her satchel and she goes what you need and I’m like biiitch God bless you eternally. I wonder where she is now.

#shutuptubs #tampons #period #a saint #bless her

[thesquashwitch]

This is how my past two days have gone, in case anyone wondered. I bought all of their supplies at Christmas as a gift to me, and only now I feel at ease enough to do so.

And naturally somebody asked what it’s like to make a long furby. This is what it’s like.

#shutuptubs #arttubs #sewing #long furby #furby #cursed meme