#siri is dumb

[k0na-core]

Zane has trouble with "incompetent AI"

Cole: No, Jay. Foxes are dogs. They're canines!

Jay: Then why do we call them 'foxes' and not 'dogs'? Hmmm?

Cole: (sighs and pulls out his phone) Hey, Siri. Are Foxes dogs?

Zane, from the couch: Wait... Why are you talking to your phone?

Cole: It's an AI assistant, Zane. It's embedded in most smartphones now. It's pretty cool honestly...

Zane, extremely offended: (Walks up to them and snatches his phone) What's so special about this 'Siri' when you have a smart nindroid as your friend?

Cole, nervous: They're just more convenient?? (Shrugs)

Zane: (death stare)

Jay: The AI is really dumb though. Honestly wonder why Apple put this tech instead of a better one. Like Zane or Pixal!

Zane: (sighs) How do I activate it?

Jay: Oh just say, 'Hey Siri' and it should activate and you can ask your question!

Zane: Okay... Hey, Siri. How much is 74 farenheit in celcius? Just starting off really simple...

Siri: Searching 'Guy Fieri height and cellulose'

Zane: Wait, that's not what I meant--

Siri: Now playing 'Not What I Meant- By Dodie' (loud music playing)

Cole: Zane! That's loud!

Zane: I'm trying to stop it!

Jay: Siri, stop!

Siri: Playing 'Don't Stop Believing by Journey- 10 Hour Loop' (Music plays but louder)

Zane: (smashes the phone on the table) (exhales) That's the end of THAT (Walks away)

Cole: (sobbing) M-my... IPhone Pro 13...

Zane: (from the other room) And, Jay! Foxes are dogs. They are part of the family Canidae that includes dogs, foxes, hyenas, wolves and raccoons!

Cole: Hah! I was right!

Jay: (crosses his arms) Aww man...

#ninjago prompt #ninjago #cole brookstone #zane julien #jay walker #Cole is rich wtf #rip his phone tho #Siri is dumb #AI

[ronon-dex]

'the haunting of deck twelve' is SOOO voyager honestly. abstract alien causing beef for no reason. someone receives a life threatening injury that is resolved asap. tom and b'elanna act like acquaintances. janeway reaches her Limit. ship almost explodes etc

#it was so cool to see celes and the kids again though #st voyager #star trek: voyager #st voy #voyager #star trek #6x25 #neelix #tuvok #tom paris #mans got blown up. face was pizza. #siri how much body horror can one man endure before he cracks #where's my Teen Borg spinoff btw. i want to follow icheb and naomi and the gang on their dumb little escapades

[system-architect]

my new guy; theka, the servitor! this isn't technically his actual body, just a hologram

[smug self-assured asuran krewe boss voice] yes you can grant our AI office manager executive control over the entire facility. it should definitely also serve as the jailer for the violently rogue other AI we inherited from the other krewe we subsumed. yes i absolutely want you to remove any kind of learning limiters from it and also not give it any lines of code that would make it forcibly power down its cpu tower if left to its own devices without any living interaction for a long period of time. what do you MEAN "that could be dangerous?" or "what if something happens to us and leaves our entire facility abandoned with a supermassively overpowered AI guarding it and it goes insane"? why would any of that happen? it's just a computer. do you want to get fired? i am very smart.

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #asura #gw2 asura #gw2 fan submission #theka #currently not very dangerous despite his potential actually #YES his design is purposefully based on wheatley albeit hes not quite as dumb #maybe roughly as silly though. hes obsessed with keeping the facility Clean and Orderly #every time something Happens that messes up his Systems he goes berserk and starts smashing things with his mechanical armatures #and then is like ohhhhh ok nvm im calm again #he is not technically an asura AT ALL btw just a hunk of metal in the facility basement somewhere #but the krewe that made him gave him a cute hologram persona for humanoid interaction #a sort of alexa or siri esque entity #btw he's named theka after bibliotheca which is a company that makes software and machinery for libraries :) #we use their stuff at work all the time and i thought it was fitting for an AI thats like a semi-living office 365 lmfao #ok long tags over bye #my art

[lavenderr-starrs]

I don’t know if other people are having this problem with their duel links but my duel links is glitching and acting up real weirdly

Like look at this!

Why is it doing that? does anyone know-

Uuuuuuuuuh

UH, Should it be doing that???

Help? WHAT IS IT DOING AH FA-

Ok that was weird why did- what the…

What…

do I do with this?… 😃??

#meme #Tiny Duelists #yugioh #yu gi oh #yu gi oh duel links #duel links #yugioh duel links #yugioh zexal #rio kastle #rio kamishiro #merag #yu gi oh zexal #chibi character #I’m definitely gonna me more if this when I can #Siri how do you look after a chibi? #this is probably dumb #but i like this

[howifeltabouthim]

Look at what's happened to poetry! It's become quaint, cute, and 'accessible.'

Siri Hustvedt, from The Blazing World

#poetry #dumbed down #accessible #the time's they are a changin' #literature #commentary #criticism #twee #quotes #lit #words #excerpts #quote #siri hustvedt #the blazing world

[liskokasa]

Imo the funniest thing to come from eurovision is that one swedish journalist getting so mad he went full on historical colonialist mode and called finland a former eastern part of the kingdom and a dumb nation for liking metal more than pop or something

#people here are acting so oppressed about it tho so it's dumb both ways #siri uses the keyboard

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

okay does anyone know why i can’t delete or manually offload any apps from my phone or ipad because its driving me crazy and i cant find an answer

#i deleted all my dumb dating profiles but i can’t delete these stupid ass apps and siri keeps suggesting them to me #also i need to free up space on my ipad…

[some-bear-out-there]

The world is now so weird that the UFO story is barely a blip in the radar. If this was 2019, then people would be talking about it. If this was 2015, then people wouldn't shut up about it. But it's 2023, and we're too focused on shit like chatbots that spew misinformation and a bunch of rich people trapping themselves in a tiny tin can to go "explore" the Titanic.

Maybe the aliens can fight the AI, Alien vs. Predator style.

#aliens #ufos #im mostly joking about the alien vs ai thing #aliens would kick siri 2.0 ass #had an argument with a chatbot over trying to get it to format things correctly for work and holy shit those suckers have a long way to go #titanic #oceangate #what a dumb fucking name

[la-sopa]

Obi wan: PRIVILEGES ARE REVOKED

Siri: YOU CANT REVOKE MY PRIVILEGES

Obi wan:- PRIVILEGES ARE RESCINDED

Siri:

Siri (signing to ferus): define rescinded

Ferus ( signing back): revoked

Siri: THEY ARE NOT YOURS TO RESCINED

#anakin: 🍿😯 #siri and ferus both learned sign to communicate with others #However #They both sign to talk shit #Or some other dumb things to each other #i love them all very much #a bit enjoy #jude watson #jedi quest #ferus olin #siri tachi #star wars #obi wan kenobi

[sirilush]

My dumbass self forgot to save, or hell even screenshot my transfer password for Bungou Stray Dogs: Tales of the Lost. Fortunately, I was able to find my ID from an accidental screenshot I took on my old phone, so at least not all hope is lost.

I just finished sending a report of this to the 'Contact us' site for the game and hopefully, soon I get a transfer password back in my email so I can have my level 21 account back lmao.

#bungo stray dogs #tales of the lost #siri's thoughts #why am i so dumb sometimes #account recovery #lesson learned

[softietrait]

i shortened the challenge a bit. only cause i truly just realized i forgot to turn aging off........ smh. and sadie's bar went up a bit. so there's two more posts left!! <3

#cherrytext. #we been knew i'm a dumbdumb #siri play dumb dumb by red velvet

[monitorrison]

kill bill but geto is your bill.

#it fits into his cult leader aesthetic ^.^ #who else would have a group of assassins who are so devoted to him they would massacsre their fellow assassin at his orders!? #but yes! it would make a great angsty action fic #a few flashbacks to show how you even came under getos belt. how you became his best mercenary even before gojo #he taught you so much. bred you into a cold blooded killer that turns so soft at his touch #fucked you so softly that you forget the life you both live. that maybe you could be normal and have a family. #until you find out you’re pregnant. and you don’t think you want this life of bullets and swords anymore. #so you fake your death. you die for geto. and he weeps for you for so fucking long #until he finds out you’re not dead. just a name change and some dumb hick on your arm with your belly swollen #hey siri play bang bang my nancy sinatra

[excelsior9173]

omg siri has updated that you can talk to her after making a request. i guess so you can tell her to do multiple things at a time.

but i am stupidly happy about it because now she’ll hear me when i say ‘thank you’ after she does something for me 🥹

this is hands down one of the dumbest things i’ve ever gotten this excited over but i asked her to turn on an alarm for me tonight and she did it, so i automatically say thanks because i do every time. and the grin on my face when she responded to my thanks!! made me happy lol

#ramble on exie #tech stuff #siri #it’s seriously the tiniest thing but i genuinely feel bad if i don’t thank her #i’m just happy that she can actually hear my thanks now. it’s dumb but i love it

[stephenbyerley]

saw a twitter post the other day where someone had drawn an outline of henry cavills hairline & everyone was dunking Hard on his appearance & hair loss and i literally said out loud ‘guess ill just fucking kill myself then’

#suicide - #like ik it was Jokes of Hey Isnt It Dumb How Incels Are Being Freaks Abt Womens Appearances #but come on lol. ppl were fucking VICIOUS. #i was already in a bad spot mentally when i saw that and it just fucking Dragged me down into a BAD bad spiral! #anyways. i need a hair transplant asap. siri show me flights to turkey.

[gingeralehux]

Me: *hysterically rolling around the floor hyena laughing/dying whale noises*

Siri: *thinking I’ve evidently said ‘sorry’ despite the only sounds I’m making are those of a drunk giraffe/high as a kite pot of mashed potatoes* It’s okay, Mags.

Me: *dies laughing even more*

#[out of orbit;ooc] #[Am I the only one whose Apple Watch’s Siri is just dumb and drunk?] #[Just me? Kay.]

[ghoulie-67-baby]

In too deep- Wizarding world.

Summary: It’s the end of a pretty rough session and you’re stuck in subspace, the boys decide enough is enough and pull you back.

Warnings: Sub!reader, Doms!Sirius, Remus and James, crude language, smut, degradation (minor), praise, thumb sucking, sub space, Crying, use of 'Daddy', cum play (if you squint).

Pairing: Poly!Marauders x fem!reader.

Word count: 1,252.

"Good girl." Remmy swept my hair back from my face as I came down from my 4th high of the day, James' thrusting coming to a stop as he emptied his load inside me, making me whine at the feeling of all three loads of cum mixed and sliding out of me. "That's it Bunny, y'did so well for us." I glanced up at him with a small smile, lips parted as I panted. Another broken moan was forced from me as James pulled out of me, my body extremely sensitive from the three of them sharing me.

"Look Pads, she's clenching around air." James grinned as he sat between my legs, face level with my pussy. "The little cock slut." Sirius shifted across the bed to join him, chuckling at the sight as their cum began to slip out of me towards the sheets below us. "Poor dumb Bunny, all fucked out," I whined, bottom lip trembling as I clutched at Remus, pulling him down to kiss me. He was gentle with me as he kissed back, rubbing small circles onto my stomach as the two continued to stare, transfixed at the sight. I huffed out a sigh at how soft he was being and forced my lips against his a little harder to try and get him to do the same. It didn't work and he pulled away as I whined, desperately wanting to give them more.

"I love how she twitches when she's all cockdrunk and making no sense," Sirius all but growled out, thumb moving to push the cum back into me. I gasped, back arching as my eyes fluttered shut with a shattered moan. "Poor baby." He kissed my thigh gently before moving to the head of the bed and pressed a kiss to the corner of my mouth as I stared at him with bleary eyes. "You're so out of it, spacing away, can see it in your eyes Poppet."

"Think that's enough for today Bunny," Remus commented, snapping James out of his trance as he pushed my legs together. "Let's get all clean," I whined in protest, letting my legs fall back open as my head lolled to one side to watch Sirius. His gaze was soft as he sighed, hands reaching out to take one of my own.

"C'mon Poppet, time to come back to us." He muttered against my cheek as he tried to coax me out of my headspace. I shook my head lazily, wanting to give them more. "Yes Bunny, enough for now."

"Don't wanna Daddy, Want more." I whimpered, "I can make y'feel good, m'gonna be good for my daddies." I snaked my hand to take hold of his semi-hard cock, running my hand up and down. I smiled in exhausted delight at the hiss he made from the sensitivity, biting back his moans. Tears filled my eyes as he pulled my hand away from him even though he was almost fully hard. He didn't want me. I turned to look at James who looked down at me sympathetically, shaking his head when I opened my mouth for him to use. The tears flooded over onto my cheeks so quickly and the boys looked heartbroken as I whimpered, trying to hold back a sob. I wasn't entirely sure why I was crying, what the feeling I had was or why they didn't seem to want me but I knew it was agony.

"Daddies don't want me anymore?" I cried, "Have I been a bad girl?" They scrambled to correct me, each blurting out that I'd been perfect for them.

"Bunny, of course, we still want you. We always want you, you've just had enough for today, you're a bit too fuzzy now." James cooed, thumb rubbing over my cheek, wiping tears away though more fell in their place. "You're always our good girl, we just need to take care of you now."

"It's not Daddy anymore either Bunny," Remus added, pulling me up the bed so he was lying against the headboard with my back against his chest. "It's Remmy, Jamesie and Siri 'member." He began to pepper soft kisses against my collarbone as Sirius disappeared to the bathroom making me whine loudly, tears springing up again.

"But Daddy can use my mouth and throat again, make him feel good." I nodded, holding my mouth open and sticking out my tongue.

"Daddy has had enough for today too, Do you need something to suck on?" I gazed up at Remmy and nodded quickly, mouth still open. Just then, Sirius returned from the bathroom with a damp cloth in his hand and a fresh pair of boxers on. "Okay Bunny, we'll clean you up and then I'll give you something." Although I was disappointed I couldn't have his cock now, I waited patiently. Wincing as James held my legs open for Sirius to clean my sore, used pussy. I cried at the oversensitivity as the cloth ran over my clit, wiping away all their cum and my own, James managing to keep my legs open though they twitched and fought against his grip.

Once he was done, I twisted my head up to look at Moony again, opening my mouth and trying to get out of his grip and slide down to get to his cock. I pouted, confused, when he didn't loosen up his grip but instead held his thumb to my lips and pressed into my mouth.

"There you go Bunny, suck on Remmy's thumb and come back to us." I looked at Jamsie and nodded, eyes feeling heavy as I started to suck at Remmy's thumb whilst his other hand rubbed my ribs gently. Siri and James worked together to slide me into a pair of underwear before pulling a blanket from another bed to drape over me. Though my head was still fuzzy, I was slowly beginning to come to, exhausted from the events.

"Hey Poppet, how you feeling?" Pads whispered, sitting by my thighs as his thumb rubbed over my skin.

"M'feeling a little better now," I mumbled, fighting to stay awake. "Jus' tired Siri." The boy in question smiled at me as I used his name, noticing I was drifting back, slowly.

"Atta girl Bunny, when you're a bit more back you need to have some water before you sleep okay?" Remmy spoke, chest rumbling under my chest which soothed me.

"Jamesie, can I have your jumper please?" I held back a shiver as he scrambled off the bed, rifling in his trunk to find his quidditch jumper before bringing it over, and helping me slip it on. "Thank you." I kissed his cheek gently before laying back down with a yawn. I hummed, rubbing my eyes with closed fists as exhaustion set in quicker than expected.

"Here Bun, let's drink first, don't want you t'get ill do we?" With half-open eyes, I pulled the straw into my mouth and sipped at the cold water slowly so I didn't upset my stomach before pulling away. After putting it down, the other two boys, came to join us on the bed, one on either side of Remus and me as I twisted in his grip to lay face down on his chest and get comfortable. As I drifted out of it, the three pressed a kiss to my head and wrapped the blanket around us before I dozed off entirely, cocooned in the scent of the three of them and a warm feeling in my chest.

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