#small gaybies fighting

[shy-peacock]

Have a sneak peek at A Story Told Before's next chapter.

(They are four years old y'all- and a bit bratty XD)

Atitaya was diligent with her foraging, whereas Raya and Namaari mostly played. They helped, for sure, but it was never long into the morning before one of them had gone and made a game of something, causing the other to follow right after. Which, most times, ended with them fighting. Sparring, yes, as was one of their lessons…but also actually fighting.

“Get off!” Namaari huffed, slamming her hand down angrily against the dirt.

Raya smiled ear to ear, refusing to budge. 

“Say please!”

“NO-..MOVE!”

“Say please…”

“Ugh..fine…please!”

Raya shrugged, giving her a wicked grin.

“Nope.”

“ATI!” 

“Raya..”

Their mentor didn’t turn from her work, sitting at the water's edge as she fiddled with the nets here. They had become tangled and she was focused on the knot she had to undo- however, she did raise an eyebrow up as if she were looking at Raya who was sitting on Namaari’s back then. Pinning her down only by sitting on her, refusing to budge after their sparring turned into a loud wrestling match instead. Namaari, as usual, always seemed to wind up losing with Raya sitting on her back to keep her down. Knowing she wasn’t strong enough to push her up and off her, hence the reason Atitaya always had to step in.

“What-..” Raya pouted, “I didn’t do anything..”

“You won’t let me get up!” Namaari shouted back.

“It’s not my fault you’re too weak!”

“It’s not my fault you’re too FAT-”

“I am not-!”

“Tell that to your BUTT-”

Raya gasped, her face scrunching tight in her anger.

“ATI-..SHE CALLED ME-”

“I heard-..” Atitaya sighed, “both of you need to get back to work.”

Raya folded her arms, truly pouting now. But she stood, stepping over Namaari as she stormed away. Namaari got onto her knees and turned to see Raya climbing up one of the trees surrounding them, quick as if it were the simplest thing to do, refusing to stop until she was high up within its branches. Staying there, pouting still, as she ignored the two of them on the ground. 

“Hey, you can’t just sit up there-!” Namaari began, only to be cut short by Atitaya.

“Leave it be, Namaari.” 

“But-!”

“You worry about you, let Raya have a few minutes to calm down.”

“But she-!”

“Namaari..” Atitaya stated, her tone warning, “leave her be.”

Now it was Namaari’s turn to pout, stomping over to her mentor and sitting down at her side. Folding her arms with a huff, practically feeling the heat escape her ears as she stewed in her anger. Even moreso when Ati chuckled under her breath, finding Namaari’s fit cute instead of taking her seriously.

“I don’t know why you two fuss at each other so much..” she chuckled, “like an old married couple or-”

“Gross.” Namaari spat, forcing her face to look as angry as she could possibly make it.

Ati gave her a sideways glance.

“I mean to say, you two are very similar..the same side of the same coin,” she stated, “you shouldn’t fight as much as you do.”

“She started it!” Namaari whined.

“No-..you did!” Raya yelled down, her voice echoing from the trees above.

Before Namaari could say anything back, Atitaya was quickly getting her attention again.

“It’s not about who starts it.” she said, loud enough that Raya could hear, “it matters how you fix it.”

#rayamaari #rayaari #raymaari #small gaybies fighting #ratld #raya and the last dragon #my writing #a story told before #astb ratld #namaari x raya #raya x namaari #general atitaya #atitaya #yes- she's their caretaker

[heretherebedork]

The Battle Royale is back!! This time: Uke edtion 2.0: the comeback!! (This time: the battle is randomized and shuffled!)

Now who among here excretes the most uke energy? A gaybie? A soft uke? A perfect Uke? And the contestants are:

Taekyung vs. Adachi

Sky (GB) vs. Tae Joo (Eyes Linger)

Pi vs. Gene

Tian vs. Pharm

ShuYi vs. Shi Lei

Zhao Zi vs. Si Qi

Meen vs. Tine

Jin vs. Arthit

Kit (Gen Y) vs. Wad (SOTUS S)

Karl vs. Gavreel

Tutor vs. Knock

Mico vs. Jaime

Reb vs. Jim

Tong vs. Folk

Paii vs. Wayo (2moons2)

Beam vs. Kit (Both 2moons2)

Mon vs. Shi Gu

Chon vs. Mes

Masuk vs. Nuea

King vs. Third

Puth vs. Boss (My Engineer)

Kao (DBK) vs. Kao (Oxygen)

Chol vs. Xingsi

Mu Ren vs. Yu Hao (Crossing the Line)

Pete (LBC) vs. Fiat

Yeon Woo (Color Rush) vs. Ki Wan (Ryu's Wedding)

Hin (Chance to Love) vs. Hin (Lovely Writer)

Aey vs. Yi Chen (Obsessed)

Pao vs. Ake

Phai (Gen Y) vs. Wayu (Gen Y)

Day (Sotus S) vs. Zon (WhyRU)

Typhoon vs. Mekhin (Close Friend)

Team vs. In

Guitar vs. Ray (Close Friend)

Type (2gether) vs. Sang Ha (Mr. Heart)

Sheng Zhe (Right or Wrong) vs. Shao Fei

Frong vs. Duen

King vs. Sky (My Day)

Ou Wen vs. Minh Hoang

Can vs. Techno

Yu Zhen vs. Bunn

Bonus: (Ga On vs. Da On)

This time, anyone can play! Feel free to play this game! It's open to all!

I'd also like to dare @absolutebl and @raiko101 to try this one! Hehehe

and also: thank you @absolutebl for your posts! I also learned a lot from you! prolly half of these characters came from you so, yay thanks!

Goodluck!

Ahaha, wow, my anons are pulling in my mutuals? Again? My life is wild here, y'all. Yay Battle Royale Anon! How did you know I have time to kill before Golden Blood?

Also, this one is fascinating because how does one define uke? Because some of these characters might be bottoms but I wouldn't define them as ukes because ukes are typically the ones being pursued. So I've sort of been trying to figure that out and so some of these get some odd answers depending on the character. Is an uke defined as what most straight girls think of a bottom? Is an uke the character being pursued or who needs to be taken care of?

... Look, uke is an ever-evolving word, especially from when I first joined fandom. So it's very interesting!

Taekyung vs. Adachi

Adachi has to win this. I love Taekyung to death and he's my tiny gaybie but Adachi just... he's darling and small and he needs to be protected and pursued and he just... fits more of what I think of as an uke. Now, this is probably because this is a Japan (creator of the uke/seme dynamic as we know it) versus Korea (who really don't do strong seme/uke dynamics) thing rather than a character thing. Since uke really is in the relationship and not just the character...

Sky (GB) vs. Tae Joo (Eyes Linger)

It's Sky. Sky is a baby. Sky is absolutely baby. He's in need of so much love and care and protection. Although Tae Joo is close and he definitely needs it, it's in a different way. Plus, Sun is gonna take a bullet for Sky and I am an absolute sucker for that. But they're such good characters to contrast.

Pi vs. Gene

I gotta admit that I'm giving this to Gene. Now, this is because of the show. I want Gene to be taken care of by his love. I want Nubsib to love and care for Gene. I don't want Pi to be take care of. I want Pi to go be independent and pissy somewhere else without ever thinking about Mork again.

Tian vs. Pharm

Pharm had to win this. I love Tian, don't get me wrong. But Tian and Phupha have a different dynamics than Dean and Pharm. Dean and Pharm definitely lean more towards what I would consider a seme/uke relationship and, thus, Pharm wins. Also, tiny gaybie Pharm almost always wins.

ShuYi vs. Shi Lei

This is so interesting because it's Taiwan vs Taiwan and they don't do the really strong seme/uke... but yeah, it's Shu Yi. Shu Yi 100%. Shi Lei is an uke but he's not as much of one as Shu Yi. Shu Yi is such a darling who just needs so much love.

Zhao Zi vs. Si Qi

It's Zhao Zi. Look, I adore Si Qi. He's a darling. But Zhao Zi is just gaybie energy x100 alongside abandonment issues and that sunshine over sadness energy is just A+.

Meen vs. Tine

This one is hard. They're both such ukes, such little gaybies... But I like Meen more, so I'm going with him. He was the bright spot in the show where Tine was, ironically, one of my least favorite characters in his show.

Jin vs. Arthit

I had to give this to Jin. He just loved being pursued so much and all the attention and the little gifts from Bbomb just made him so happy. He couldn't help himself. Arthit just didn't quite have that with Kongpob, as much as I love them together. Different vibes.

Kit (Gen Y) vs. Wad (SOTUS S)

Kit is basically the perfect example of a tsundere uke. Like, he is the platonic (lol) ideal. And I love him for that so much. He's definitely one of my favorite characters just in general and such a little tsundere uke he has to win.

Karl vs. Gavreel

This one is a bit harder. Ugh. Like, you could claim it for either one and also argue that neither one is exactly an uke... but I'm gonna give it to Gavreel. Mostly for levels of realism. Karl is just so realistic it's hard to call him an uke.

Tutor vs. Knock

Yeah, it's Tutor. He was tough as nails but he melted so nicely under Fighter's hands and just falls apart and gets sick without him and that's just... such an uke thing, okay? SUCH an uke thing.

Mico vs. Jaime

I had to go with Mico. I love Mico. He's such a darling and absolutely radiates gaybie in need of love energy at all times and I still desperately wish that Hello Stranger the movie had given him more of a chance at the end rather than a rush.

Reb vs. Jim

... It's Reb because Jim just annoyed me mostly. Also, Reb is tiny and adorable and has that super innocent gaybie energy that makes him a bit more real but also a bit more uke. I dunno, this is what I mean about the definition of uke. It's hard to pin down for me!

Tong vs. Folk

Look, I get it, I'm the only person who preferred IttPai to PureFolk. I GET IT. But that just means I'm gonna pick Tong because PokTong was the best pairing beside MarkKit and also holy shit sex and holy shit the love they share that they damaged and hurt so much together... ugh, uke energy be damned, I'm choosing my favorite.

Paii vs. Wayo (2moons2)

Yo is ultimate uke. He's such an uke is almost hurts. Like, he always wins this. Every time. No question or hesitation.

Beam vs. Kit (Both 2moons2)

Kit wins again. Because Kit is a tsundere uke and, frankly, 2moons2 Kit is even MORE of the perfect tsundere uke because he also melts. He melts so hard and so fast and it's adorable beyond belief.

Mon vs. Shi Gu

Sorry, Shi Gu, but Mon is such an uke. Like holy sheesh this boy. This most darling boy. He's tiny and gaybie and adorable and PORTABLE and yeah, he's super uke.

Chon vs. Mes

I'm gonna give it to Chon because he's just... a bit more? To me. He's more of an uke and I love him for it. Tough as nails uke boy with a lot of of darlingness. Yeah, just gotta go with my heart.

Masuk vs. Nuea

I might like Nuea more but I think Masuk has more uke vibes. They're still weak but they're there and I just gotta give it to my darling Masuk. He's so soft and needs so much love and a lot of care.

King vs. Third

Third is ultimate uke. Crying in a shower? Weeping over everything? Very protective friends? Yeah. YEAH. He wins this.

Puth vs. Boss (My Engineer)

Puth just isn't an uke to me. He's got different vibes. But Boss? Boss is an uke and adorable and he just wants to finally love Mek openly and honestly and just be held and goofy and ride on his back. And seriously, love the boy.

Kao (DBK) vs. Kao (Oxygen)

Ugh, this is hard because I'm not 100% on how much an uke Kao (Oxygen) is and I don't really think about DBK ever... I'll give it to Oxygen. I love Oxygen and I miss Kao.

Chol vs. Xingsi

Xingsi wings this by being the most take over uke ever, the one who definitely wants to be spoiled but also knows exactly how he wants to be spoiled and isn't afraid to show it. Gotta love him.

Mu Ren vs. Yu Hao (Crossing the Line)

I gotta give this to MuRen. CTL had almost no seme/uke energy but they definitely went harder in CTY. So... MuRen wins by virtue

Pete (LBC) vs. Fiat

Screw you, they're both ultimate ukes. Everybody wins!

Yeon Woo (Color Rush) vs. Ki Wan (Ryu's Wedding)

I had to go with Yeon Woo. Like, I had to. What a darling little uke who needed to be chased and needed to be convinced and needed to be saved from himself and the other people who love him.

Hin (Chance to Love) vs. Hin (Lovely Writer)

Lol, I had to go with Chance to Love because, like, look at that boy. He gave up everything in the hopes that his seme would be happy and just... what a tiny darling. Sadly, Hin didn't get any romance. So... outta luck, child.

Aey vs. Yi Chen (Obsessed)

Obsessed is just all about the seme/uke dynamic. I had to give it to Yi Chen. Like, had to. Absolutely had to.

Pao vs. Ake

Neither are my favorites but I have to give the uke energy to Pao. Ake is adorable and all but Pao just radiates that 'I'm a baby take care of me' energy, especially as a ghost.

Phai (Gen Y) vs. Wayu (Gen Y)

Yu is the most uke uke to ever uke. Seriously. What a baby. And he's such an uke he has two semes fighting over him! You can't get much more uke than that, let's be honest.

Day (Sotus S) vs. Zon (WhyRU)

Look, I gotta be honest, I mostly just watch the Kongpob and Arthit scenes of SOTUS S. But also... Zon. Zon is puppy uke. He is tiny, tiny puppy uke and I cannot deny him that title. He deserves it.

Typhoon vs. Mekhin (Close Friend)

I gotta give it to Typhoon. I still don't like that part very much and I just want to protect him from his boyfriend ignoring him and I think part of that is what makes him such an uke. I just want to protect him so badly.

Team vs. In

In's not an uke to me. But Team? I'm good with that. I can handle it. And he needs that care and that love. Also, as I say every time... Between Us must exist!

Guitar vs. Ray (Close Friend)

Gui beats Ray by a hair. BARELY at all. But I just love Gui and his darling softness and just his everything... Ugh, Gui definitely has uke energy.

Type (2gether) vs. Sang Ha (Mr. Heart)

I gotta go with SangHa. What a darling boy. Type is great and all but their relationship is much more equal than anything else. And SangHa is just... this boy who needs to be loved and cared for and then to run alongside his boyfriend.

Sheng Zhe (Right or Wrong) vs. Shao Fei

I gotta give it to Sheng Zhe. I love Shao Fei deeply but Sheng Zhe wins in terms of uke. Like, he's darling and family and sweet and full of love and I love him so much I cannot even.

Frong vs. Duen

Duen gets it, even if I view him as entire asexual and, frankly, more than a bit aromantic. I genuinely think he dislikes being in a committed relationship. But... uke energy? Yeah, he gives out more than Frong.

King vs. Sky (My Day)

King is way more uke than Sky because Sky isn't uke at all. My Day was amazing for having such no seme/uke dynamic, yo. But King? Yeah, he's got that energy with Ram.

Ou Wen vs. Minh Hoang

I'm gonna give this to Minh Hoang. Because Ou Wen isn't uke energy for me. But Minh Hoang has some. Neither of these shows really does the seme/uke energy, honestly. But I can lean a bit more towards Minh Hoang.

Can vs. Techno

I'm giving it to Can despite the unconventional nature of his relationship with Tin and the maturity they show through the show. But I love Can and the want to care for him and I want to protect him. And the more I want to protect a character, the more I go with uke. (Not that I'm a seme, I'm just a sunshine puppy disguised as a person.)

Yu Zhen vs. Bunn

I feel weird but I'm definitely giving it to Yu Zhen. I gotta. I can't help myself. He's such a darling young man who just needs to be taken care of by Shi Lei on every possible level. I mean, boy still doesn't know not to eat gummies. Seriously.

Bonus: (Ga On vs. Da On)

I have to give this to DaOn. I can't help myself. I get the same energy from Ga On but DaOn just sends me away with the need to protect him, seriously.

Holy shit that took me the entire length of The Boy Foretold by the Stars, fyi. BUT I DID IT.

#battle royale anon #bl battle royale #thai bl #taiwan bl #korean bl #china bl #vietnam bl #bl drama #bl series #i could list them all #but holy shit i almost don't want to #love you anon #anon asks #anon answers

[ressyfaerie]

I always had Yuriy/Takao as a small (but mighty) ship. I also have a guilty pleasure of Kai being jealous of said ship. Unable express his own feelings and say what he wants to say. Only for Yuriy, who he always surpassed in terms of skill, be able to do all those things and more. All I ask is some sugar on the lips, and some salt in a wound.

I LOVE THIS, because, I’ve actually done this AU before (Takao being intimate with yuriy (And also Alt. AU where he is intimate with all the majestics(yes, the whole team, fight me))) and Kai becomes suuuuper jealous. I’m a bit confused if “Only for Yuriy, who he always surpassed in terms of skill, be able to do all those things and more” means he is jealous for yuriy, or if he is jealous of yuriy for being able to do these things with Takao- it sounds more to me to be the latter (Kai is jealous of yuriy for being able to do these things with takao even though he’s always surpassed him in terms of skill), which would make this tyka, and I am a BIG fan. If you were off anon, I’d be able to message you about it to clarify, but I’m going to go ahead and proceed with a tyka version, I hope that is alright! :D I’m going to have fuuuun with this. (Some NSFW content, but it’s not too bad)

His red hair was still wet, most likely from a shower recently.

“Why are you here?” Yuriy demanded. 

The four-time world champion fidgeted, a lack of confidence didn’t look good on him, “sorry for coming so late…” 

“Yes, but why are you *here*?” 

“You have this hotel room alone right? Your teammates aren’t staying with you?” Takao shuffled his feet. 

“Yes, I’m alone, why do you care?” 

“I don’t-” 

“Takao, are you going to tell me why you are here, or not?” Tala glared at him, it was a bit scary. 

Takao sensed his anger, he turned around, “forget it- I’ll talk to someone else.” He grabbed the doorknob and tried to open it.

Yuriy had leaped off from where he was sitting on the bed and shoved the door closed strongly with the side of his body, blocking it, so Takao had no way out. 

“What’s your issue world champion? Are you here to steal information about my team? What are you getting at-” 

Takao raised his voice, “No! It’s nothing like that!” 

“So, spit it out.” 

Takao could feel heat waves roll off his skin. 

“I won’t let you leave without telling me,” Yuriy locked the door, still maintaining his position. 

Takao’s lip curled, in a low voice, he asked, “You like boys right?” 

“Excuse me?” Yuriy was taken back, did he hear the rumours? 

Takao yelled this time, not realizing how loud he was, “You like boys right!?” 

“Geez, keep it down would you?” 

Tala’s expression challenged him, but Takao knew he was too far ahead to go back now. 

“So, do you?” He asked, this time calmly. 

Yuriy sighed, “it depends who’s asking.” 

“Me.” 

Yuriy tilted his head side to side in deep thought before answering, “I’ve been with men before. I’m twenty after all, I’ve had experiences.”

Takao nodded, happy with the answer. 

“Why do you care?” Yuriy made sure to come off threatening, he couldn’t have him telling everyone. 

Takao sat on the edge of the bed, “how did you know? Like- When did you learn?” 

Yuriy pushed himself away from the door, sitting in a chair across from him, “that’s a tough question… I guess years ago, why?” 

Takao had his hands folded, he had his thumbs in a battle of thumb war, “Can I tell you something?” 

“Spit it out, blue-haired freak.” 

“Ha!” Tyson laughed, then turned serious again. 

“I’ve never really felt anything serious for girls- I mean I’ve tried… I don’t know, no one has- really… Stuck out to me?” Takao’s persona changed, “I’m almost nineteen and I’ve never had a girlfriend because I’ve never wanted to.” 

Yuriy was surprised, by his tone it sounded like he had been holding this in for a long time. “Have you told anyone else?” 

“No one.” Takao admitted glumly. 

“Why me? Why not the Euro team, or anyone else?” 

“I’m not sure- I guess because if you told anyone, no one would believe you.” 

Yuriy had to admit, it was a smart play. His history would make it so no fan would believe him, and any competitor would seriously doubt him, but he knew Takao trusted him, but he understood the security to have a failsafe in place. 

“The most important question to ask yourself… You say you don’t like girls because you’ve had no feelings for them, what about boys?” 

He saw Tyson’s face go beet red right away. 

“So, that’s a yes then?” Yuriy grinned, it was actually entertaining to tease the bluenette that was usually so put together. 

“Maybe- for a few people. Maybe not- I don’t know.” Takao shook his head, “what’s wrong with me Yuriy?” 

Takao started to get upset, Yuriy scanned the room not knowing what to do with this. 

Yuriy decided to get off the chair and head towards the bed, sitting beside Takao. Takao was leaning on his knees with his head in his hands. Yuriy placed his hand on his shoulder. 

“There is nothing wrong with you.” 

Takao broke out of his trance and brought his head back up, looking right into Yuriy’s eyes.

“Thanks…” He stared into his blue eyes, it was dead quiet in the room, “hey, Yuriy can I try something?” 

 Yuriy knew what he was asking, it was a bit much, but he could do it. Plus, he was loving his look tonight. He wondered if he got dressed up just to come to his shitty hotel room. 

“Sure, but it doesn’t leave this room-” 

Takao immediately pushed himself forward, pressing his lips against his. Yuriy felt a tear roll down his cheek, wetting their lips slightly. It was Takao that initiated everything, even if Yuriy wanted to, he wouldn’t have got the chance. 

Yuriy unconsciously reached for the back of his neck to go further, he pulled away, noticing it was too much. 

“Hah…” Takao let his hot breath roll over Yuriy’s mouth as he pulled away. 

Yuriy didn’t expect his breath to smell like strawberries. 

Takao pulled himself closer to him, their thighs against each other. 

“What do you think?” Takao whispered, “am I?”

Yuriy spoke the truth, “probably, it sure seems like it. We can’t really know for sure- but you sure were eager.” 

“Sleep with me.” 

“Excuse me?” Yuriy was in shock, this little gayby was almost too confident. 

“You don’t have to. I thought you liked it…” Takao smiled, he used his hand to touch Yuriy’s chest through his shirt, “I want to go further, I want to know.” 

Yuriy blinked in astonishment, Takao ran his hand through his soft red hair. 

“We’d have to keep it a secret…” Yuriy closed his eyes as the hand in his hair threw him into a trance. “Mmmm… No one can know-” 

Takao grasped his shirt and reached behind his neck pulling him towards himself, he was leaning on the bed with Yuriy over top of him. 

“Is this your first time? You’re so confident.” 

“It is, but I’ve been thinking about this a lot.” Takao admitted his deepest darkest secret, “I’ll need your help to guide me.” 

“I think I can do that…” 

Kai was worried. Takao was so distant lately. He had the option to join the Demolition boys again or join the Bladebreakers, he chose the Bladebreakers since his friendship with Takao was growing stronger, but now he was disappointed. Takao never seemed to be ‘all there’. Even when he was practicing, he was simply going through the motions, but his mind was somewhere else. 

Kai, being the good team captain and maternal figure of the group, decided following him would be the best way to figure out what was wrong with him. 

 He could have just tried asking him, like a regular person, but he had the feeling whatever was going on with Takao, he wouldn’t share with him. He wasn’t confiding in his team, or family, Kai worried it was serious, and he was determined to help his friend, because- in Kai’s mind, this could break his winning streak. 

He lost him last night after he left the dojo. He stayed out all night. He came back early in the morning so the rest of the team didn’t know he even left. Kai cursed himself for losing track of him, but he definitely wouldn’t today. 

The next championships were too close for Kai’s comfort. If Takao didn’t get his shit together soon, they could easily lose the championships. 

Today, everyone trained in the BBA building with some other teams, getting reacquainted and registering for the tournament. 

He cautiously followed Takao around, on the surface he looked normal. He greeted all his old friends, shook hands, hugged, all regular Takao stuff. Kai shuddered, knowing under that cheeky smile was an inner turmoil he couldn’t decipher. 

Takao continued talking, Kai was tired. All this socializing was too much for him, he went to the locker rooms to grab his stuff, Takao wasn’t leaving anytime soon, and the place seemed to be clearing out. He wouldn't leave him long, he would be right back. 

The locker room had aisles of lockers, he had stuck his bag in a corner compartment. He opened a locker and sighed, closing it gently. He rested his forehead against the cold metal. He stayed there for a few moments. 

He heard the door fly open. 

“Takao?” A voice echoed through the empty room. 

He recognized the voice as Yuriys, he didn’t walk out of the aisle to greet him, he stayed for a moment in silence. Kai wondered why he was looking for Takao, of all people. 

He heard Yuriy’s heavy footsteps in the locker room, looking around before the door opened again. 

“Yuriy? I heard you were looking for me?” 

Unmistakably Takao’s voice. 

Yuriy’s voice grew in anger, “did you tell!?” 

“No? Of course not? Why would I do that-” 

“I heard someone talking-” 

Kai couldn’t make out the rest of what Yuriy was saying, but he was clearly upset. He heard Takao’s soothing voice reassuring him, and he slowly began to calm down. 

“I’m sorry, I misunderstood.” 

“It’s okay Yuriy, we are just both on edge, as long as neither of us mentions anything, no one will know.” 

Kai could hear the smile in Tyson’s voice. He sounded so genuine, it was the old Takao he knew so well, he wanted him to use that voice with himself again. 

“I want to talk to you about last night.” Takao started a different subject naturally. 

Kai focused on their conversation. 

“We can’t talk about-” 

“There’s no one in here right?” Takao spoke with his honeyed words again. 

“No-” 

“Was it okay?” Takao’s voice turned worried. 

Kai felt a tingle on his skin, he felt overprotective, what was going on between them? 

“You were amazing actually- I wasn’t expecting you to be that good. You did well.” 

Kai begged mentally, ‘please be talking about a bey-battle…’

Then, Takao giggled, a giggle Kai had never heard before, it was foreign, cute, it felt like he was… Teasing. 

Kai heard a thud against a locker, he heard sounds he had only heard in movies. He was positive they were kissing. 

He didn’t know what to do, stay? Go? They couldn’t find out he was here the whole time- There was another exit behind him, he could leave without them noticing. 

Kai slowly slid his feet on the ground, leaving without a sound, letting the door close silently behind him. 

He started walking down the hall, picking up speed, until he was running at full pace, out of the building and into the street. 

He stopped in an area he didn’t recognize and propped himself against a wall in an abandoned alleyway. 

“What the fuck-” He hid his eyes from the world with his forearm, “why Yuriy? Why him? It’s not fair- I’m far superior to that guy- I’m stronger, I’m more intelligent, I’m even more attractive- Why Yuriy?” 

His eyes widened when his brain finally formed the thought he had been struggling with for years: 

“Why not me?” 

[pastel-plague-doctor]

On Being a Queer Person in a "Straight" Relationship

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I am a cisgender woman in a romantic relationship with a cisgender man. It's a very cute and healthy relationship, and I'm very happy in it. But my relationship is not a straight relationship.

It is not a straight relationship because I am not straight. I know I've brought this up on this blog before, but in case you missed it: I'm bisexual. And since June is Pride Month, I thought I'd share some of my experience.

My coming out story isn't actually all that interesting. My family was incredibly accepting and has never been anything but supportive -- they were neither surprised nor upset when I told them I liked girls. Coming out, for me personally, wasn't the big, life-changing event that it was for a lot of my queer friends. My bisexuality is just one aspect of who I am, and I cannot express how grateful I am that my loved ones understand and accept this.

I'm very open about my sexuality, and I have no qualms about expressing myself. I've gone out with both men and women, although the only exclusive romantic relationships I've been in -- not that there's been many -- have been with men. (But this has more to do with me living in a conservative area that doesn't have a very large dating pool for gay women than it does my personal preferences.)

College was a really great opportunity for me to embrace my sexuality and get more involved in my school's small LGBTQ+ community. The friends I've made through my school's Pride club and through local LGBTQ+ events bring so much joy into my life, and I am truly thankful for the love and support I continue to receive from them.

But there are other people out there who seem genuinely confused when they find out that I identify as queer even though I'm in a "straight" relationship. No offense, but I really don't see what's so difficult to understand about it. And yet, here we are.

Being bisexual is weird. At times it feels like you're too gay for the straight folks, but too straight for the gay folks. I've had guys that I was seeing abruptly cut things off after I came out to them... but I've also had girls tell me that they would never go out with me because I've been with men in the past. There are even some folks in the community who insist that people who are in opposite-sex relationships have no place in LGBTQ+ spaces.

Now don't get me wrong, "straight passing" is definitely a thing. When my boyfriend and I go out on dates, we don't get stared at or harassed -- and I am fully aware that this is not the case for everyone. (Like I mentioned previously, not every date I've ever been on was with a guy.) Because my relationship is not visibly non-heterosexual, my sexuality is not an issue unless I choose to make it an issue. I know that I do not deal with the degree of homophobia that my friends in opposite-sex relationships do, and I know that this is a privilege that I have.

But that privilege doesn't make me any less queer.

Being in a relationship with a man does not lessen my attraction to women. My preferences don't change based on who I'm currently dating. My sexuality will always be a part of my identity, whether I'm dating a man, a woman, or no one at all. And my sexuality has had and will continue to have a huge impact on my life.

There are places and situations where I don't feel comfortable because of my sexuality. There are times where I don't feel safe because someone around me is expressing hostility towards queer people. I've gotten my share of homophobic comments: that my attraction to women is unnatural, that I'm going to Hell for liking women, and (on one very memorable occasion) that my attraction to members of the same sex means that I'm possessed by a literal, actual demon. I am blessed with a family, friends, and a romantic partner who love me for who I am, but the rest of the world hasn't always been so accepting.

These are experiences that I share with every single LGBTQ+ person I know and love, and this shared hardship is something that has the potential to bring us together and make us stronger. So you can understand why it breaks my heart to see similar kinds of distrust, prejudice, and exclusion being spread within the community itself.

The LGBTQ+ community should be a place where everyone who has felt like an outsider because of who they love should find acceptance and belonging. (It absolutely horrifies me that I have to make this clarification, but this does not apply to sexual predators. Note that I said "love." Pedophilia is not love.) When you work so hard to create safe spaces and support systems for people who have faced some of the same discrimination you have, it's really disheartening to see people within those spaces trying to push certain people or identities out for "not being gay enough."

So here's my Pride Month message to all of my fellow gaybies: if you identify as anything other than heteroromantic, heterosexual, and cisgender, you are gay enough. There is a place for you in this community, and there are people here who love you and want to support you.

Pride is about acceptance. It's about celebrating the things that make us different and unique. It's about connecting with people who know what you've been through and about building each other up. And, yes, it's about giving a great big middle finger to all the bigots who tell us that we're dirty or damaged, or that we shouldn't feel comfortable being ourselves. But to do all of that, we have to start by learning to be better than those bigots -- and that means creating a safe, loving environment for EVERYONE who is in this fight with us.

You don't even have to understand them. You just have to love them.

#my writing #wordpress #personal #lgbtq+ #lgbt #pride #pride month #pride 2018 #bisexual #bisexuality #wlw #biphobia #homophobia #rambles

[franklyshipping]

You snooze you lose ~ A Markiplier Ego Fanfic

Dark and Bim waking up together cuz i ship it so hard it almost hurts 😍 Warning for CUTE GAYBIES AND SMOOCHIES AND TICKLES, all romantic and sfw so let’s do it!

Fragmented streams of light fluttered into the room through slivers and gaps of the mostly drawn curtains. They bathed the fuschia walls in a drowsy glow, grey curtains and mussed bedsheets flickering with hints of silver and iron. The two men were both stirring, though one was faster to awake that the other as his eyes slowly opened. The rusty, crimson irises that belonged to Dark roamed over his companion. His lips smiled gently, a small sigh escaping him at the sight of Bim’s relaxed form.

The second man was awake, internally, but he’s not what you’d exactly call a “morning person”. On the contrary, this was probably the only time where you might find him grumpy or grumbly because of how him and the start of a day did not get on. Dark was lying on his right side and Bim was doing the same, this meant that Dark had a perfect view of Bim’s toned back; a truly stunning visage to wake up to might I add. Dark smiled and shuffled forward, nestling in and placing his lips between Bim’s shoulder blades in a light peck.

‘Morning…’

Bim smiled at the gentle affection but let out a light groan as he realised the time of day, Dark grinned at his noise of disdain.

‘Is someone a little grumpy this morning?’

Bim grimaced and nuzzled into his pillow.

'Fuck off Dark…’

Dark laughed gently as he rested his forehead on Bim’s back, smiling as he mumbled into the soft flesh.

'I’ll take that as a yes.’

Bim squeezed his eyes shut and squirmed at the feeling of Dark’s lips and stubble between his shoulders, he melted into the touches as Dark administered warm kisses all over his back. Bim arched as he hummed gently.

'Daaaark…’

Said man chuckled as he moved down Bim’s spine, letting his lips trail as they grinned widely.

'Yes dearest?’

Bim giggled gently as Dark’s kisses moved to the dip of his side, he grasped some of the bedsheets as his lips stretched into joyful smile.

'Lehet me slehehep…’

Bim groaned, but Dark didn’t let up. He chuckled as he brushed his stubble over Bim’s side, as a result Dark was entirely under the sea of blankets as he chuckled. He knew the drill here, Bim’s reluctance was a common occurance.

'Sorry, no can do darling….’

Dark smirked as he nipped and nibbled at Bim’s sensitive skin, making the owner giggle rapidly with a gentle flush.

'Ihihihit’s tohohoho ehehehearly fohor thihis!’

Bim squirmed and tried to shuffle away from Dark’s teasy torture, but Dark quickly wrapped an arm round his hips with a growl.

'Don’t think you’re getting away, you’re aaaall mine!’

Bim gasped and cackled as Dark pulled him slowly towards him and started blowing baby raspberries up and down his side, making sure not to miss out on his exposed ribs.

'DOHOHOHOHON’T TIHIHIHIHICKLE!’

Dark snickered as Bim wailed gently, he glanced up and him and a warm feeling spread through his chest as the sight of Bim’s dimpled smile and flustered blush. He could stare at those all day, but for now he had a job to do. Dark cooed to his lover in a babyish voice.

'Awww, don’t you like the tickles?’

'NOHOHOHOHO!’

Dark narrowed his eyes slightly before taking Bim’s hips and turning him so he was lying on his back, the latter shivered and giggled nervously when Dark smirked widely at him.

'Oh I don’t think that’s quite true, do you?’

Bim nibbled harshly at his bottom lip as Dark’s face peeked out at him from under the duvet, Dark lay partially on top of him as he hovered above his tummy; the covers draping over his head almost entirely. Bim giggled and shook his head.

'Nohohoho…’

Dark raised a teasing eyebrow as he gazed amusedly at Bim flustered state.

'Denying it today are we? I’ll soon fix that…’

Without furthur ado Dark bent down and began his torment of Bim’s belly, he started with little raspberries all over before focusing them on the light pudge just above Bim’s waistline.

'AHAHAHAHAHA NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!’

Bim shrieked as his laughter bounced and sauntered about the room, he held the covers tightly in his fists as he threw his head back; he was loving every single damn second of it. Dark hummed deeply as he whispered.

'Awww you just love having your tummy tickled don’t you?’

Bim stuttered harshly, especially when Dark sent him a wink with mischief dancing in his eyes; he tried to hide his face earnestly.

'SHUHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUHUP!’

Dark grinned fondly as he kissed and nuzzled over his waistline making him yelp and buck, Dark raised a suggestive eyebrow.

'Goodness, such brashness…and in response to such elegant touches…’

Dark bit lightly into Bim’s hip, making him elicit a strangled noise amidst his hysteria.

'NA-HAH! THAHAHAT WAHAHAHASN’T FUHUHUHUCKIHING EHEHELEHEGANT!’

Despite him having been utterly ravished by Dark, Bim felt a burst of energy as he shoved Dark’s face under the covers and away from his tummy; he gulped and took a few deep breaths of relief. But his relief soon turned to uneasiness as Dark’s formed remained motionless on top of him.

'So that’s how it’s going to be is it?’

Bim jumped at Dark’s rumbling tone from beneath the sheets, his face still hidden. He whimpered at the feeling of Dark’s breath cascading over his kneecap.

'Ihi’m s-sohorry-’

Dark cut him off by tutting heavily, unbeknownst to Bim he was fighting off a laughing fit as Bim shivered gently. He grinned as he rested his hands on Bim’s kneecaps, pinning them to the bed effectively.

'Hey…guess what?’

Bim paused, his entirety was encaptulated with anticipation as he whispered.

'What?’

Bim let out a breathy gasp as Dark’s lips met with his thigh, he smirked playfully as he growled.

'Gotcha!’

Dark inhaled deeply and blew a big, messy raspberry on Bim’s inner thigh, and Bim just absolutely howled.

'NAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAHAHAHAHACK!’

Dark couldn’t refrain from laughing heavily as Bim tried to kick his legs frantically, but his strength prevented Bim from going anywhere.

'Tickle tickle…aww such a ticklish little boy!’

Bim could only laugh heartily as Dark started knawing at his inner thighs and under his knees, still fighting his own laughter at the whole thing’s utter ridiculousness.

'AHAHAHAHAHA STAHAHAHAHA!!!’

Bim was screeching and writhing as he tossed and tugged at his legs, the force of Dark’s skilled lips and mouth sending vibrations and tingles all the way up to his hips and waist. It was beautiful agony.

'Mmmm I quite like the taste of these, I think I might keep them….’

Bim snorted as Dark made hilariously stupid nomming noises amidst his torture. Alternating between kisses, nibbles, raspberries…you name it. If it tickled, Dark was doing it. However, he had lessened the intensity so Bim could get a few of his words out.

'Plehehehease!!! Ihihi cahahahan’t tahahake ahanymohohohore!’

Dark sneered gently, despite him being unable to see Bim’s utterly desperate expression he knew it was time to retreat. He gave each of Bim’s thighs a little peck before leaning up away from them as Bim’s giggles switched to contented hums. Bim smiled shakily as Dark shuffled and poked his head out from under the duvet, smiling with a teasing innocence.

'Hello there.’

Bim giggled at Dark’s cheeky demeanour, something rarely seen and that Bim always treasured.

'Hehey…’

Dark sighed deeply and crawled furthur towards him, letting his body rest on Bim’s as his eyes glittered. He leant forward and took Bim’s lips in a long, warm kiss. Their lips moved together as they hummed and moaned collectively, Dark chuckling into Bim’s lips as he cupped his cheek and drew him closer. Bim eyes had fluttered shut and he couldn’t help but smile widely as Dark’s fingers trailed over him. Both of them thought that the other was more beautiful, more perfect, more flawless. But really, they were only truly their best…when with one another.

USUAL STUFF HOPE U LIKE and let me know if ya do, stay beautiful luv yous 😘

#markiplier egos #markiplier #ego fic #ego fanfic #darkiplier tickle #darkiplier #dark #bim #bim trimmer #dark x bim #romantic #cute #floof #fluff #sfw #tickle #tickles #ticklish #tickling #tickle fic #tickle fanfic

[fluffychocolatelover]

I was tagged by @whats-wrong-aniki and I have to list down 10 people from different fandoms. All right, lez do this.

1. First of all, KILLUA. I love him so much ahhgh he's so precious and is such a goof character and extremely well written and if I were to fully explain my love for him, it would consume this whole post

2. (I can't pick a fave from these people so excuse me for putting more than one person on this number)

I LOVE HOMURA SAYAKA AND MAMI. I CAN RELATE TO THEM SO MUCH AGHHHHHHHHHHHH mY GAYBIES

3. I love Veronica Sawyer from The Heathers musical--I just really love musicals and I love how Veronica is such a strong person and how she is relatable, people who end up in the wrong crowd and do bad things? But then they realize who they really are and shshan. Nx

4. I also love Eliza Schuyler from Hamilton-- she's such a loving and forgiving person who is so precious and sweet, she put up an orphanage despite how emotional she can be and her kindness is so moving jsjs

5. Ladybug and Chat noir-- I MEAN HOW CAN I PICK ONLY ONE OF THEM

They're so precious aand I love them even as Adrien and Marinette and I love their dynamic as superheroes

6. I like Lillie from pokemon sun and moon--

even though I haven't played the game(Because of money reasons) I love her character--she used to let others (her mom) control her and now she's her own person

7. Marceline from Adventure time- I love her backstory and how she's written, I ship her with Princess Bubblegum so hardd too

8. Garnet from Steven Universe-

she is the fabulous giant llady made of two small lesbians and I love her and her smol lesbean smal bods and I love how supporting and cool she is

9. Yuno Gasai - Mirai Nikki

i love the yandere queen, but there are times when she can be annoying but ughhh she's cute and psycho and hella cute

10. Death the kid from Soul Eater

I lovve how he can switch from being very funny to dead serious, and how badass he iis when he fights

yeeeee boiiiii

[carolnein]

KiriShira (you kno you gotta do it to em)

there were also two anons for this, popular gaybies =V

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Shirabe tries to pull a door open, but Kirika rushes ahead of her and tries to be chivalrous by pushing it open for her; it's not a push door

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: both of them honestly, but what stands out more is Kirika zoning out mumbling "Kirika Tsukiyomi"

Who starts the tickle fights: Kirika mainly, but if Shirabe can catch her off guard she absolutely will

Who starts the pillow fights: usually Shirabe, because Kirika is afraid of hurting her fragile gf with a pillow

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Kirika: "i'm gonna stay up late tonight so i can watch you sleep and pet your hair and snnzzzz"

Who mistakes salt for sugar: Kirika does, but she catches her mistake because she tries the batter as she goes. the salt never made it into the batter though and the cake was saved, because she tends to "taste test" the sugar itself before putting it in

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: both of them

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Kirika says her half-formed flirts out loud while planning them and never gets a chance to say them completed because they won't be a surprise now

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: haha no way

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: they feed it to each other

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: Kirika knew "candlelist dinner" was romantic but didn't know it refered to a specific type, and she stuck some birthday candles into rice bowls. they had to turn the lights on because it was too dark and they had to take the candles out because wax got in the food

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: both of them again. if they have to be apart, Kirika draws a sun on Shirabe's palm, and asks her to draw a moon on hers, that way it's like they're always holding hands. (both of them frequently touch it up because ink rubs off hands fast and no one will let them get real tattoos until they're older)

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: they buy lots of souvenirs since every trip together is special

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: they intentionally look for these on the internet to fill out together

#i say gaybies but ugh they grew up and kirika's kinda really hot in axz /// #i hate anime drawn lines shouldn't be so #symphogear #kirishira #ask #bi-blue--paladin

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Tess

A nice pre-Christmas argument

Tess joined the chat 2 hours ago Ali: Mamacita! How's tricks? Did you manage to get the gum out of Rocky's hair in the end or is he rocking a no.1 rn? Tess: It's hat season he'll be fine. It's your da you need to worry about if he doesn't get those bloody Christmas decs out Ali: At least you'll be saved the toxic fumes of the nit shampoo, like. I'll make him some earmuffs, ears like that, he'll get frostbite. Ali: Aww, leave off, he's got a bad back, like 😜 Ali: Caleb can come help with the heavy shit, he's like an ox, I'll be creative director, obvs, I've got the eye, he's got the body Ali: 😉 Tess: I hope you've got plenty of wool 'cause the dog got to ours and its a bloody state. He'll have a bad head to go with it in a minute. Nah you're alright bab Tommy's offered and Drew might as well make himself useful now he's sniffing round again. Ali: Well, there goes your classic jumper presents! Have to brave dem crowds, fight a bitch for the last...idk, what do kids even want these days? Last I heard from Rock mutant turtles and power rangers were back in vogue but they're probably out again, its been a week or so 😏 Contrary fuckers, eh? I was NEVER that bad, was I? Bet you wish you could relieve those easy years raising me, the dream child 😇 Ali: Alright then, though I wouldn't recommend confining Tommo and Drew to a space as small as the loft, T is gunning for him Ali: aren't we all? but hey 🤷 see if those muscles are just for show ay Tess: He's still on about that slime bollocks. Supposedly this stuff blows bubbles and expands or whatever. All I'm bothered about is that it says it ain't sticky. Better sodding not be. Ha! If you weren't being a little demon you were trying to raise them. Easy ain't the word love! Tess: I'll put Drew at the bottom of the ladder. Maybe some of the boxes'll land on his head. Knock some sense into the lad. Ro too seeing as she's never far. Ali: That shit is such a rip-off though, I could make him some dead cheap, tell him he can have it whatever colour, whatever random shit he wants in it, and no one else will have the same at School Ali: Save your money for the feast 💃'cos I won't be absolutely stuffed from my first xmas dinner, like, nah Ali: and demons need love too, ma, just ask Ro Ali: will he be joining us for meal numero dos? cos i don't think i can stomach 2 helpings of him in one day tbh Tess: Tell him yourself. I tried to make some with him in the summer and the ungrateful little sod wouldn't even come sit up the table. His loss. They loved it at work. Tess: Don't. That girl'll do me in one of these days . I'm surviving on spite by now 'cause he'll be eating with us over my dead body. Caleb's lot are welcome to keep him. Ali: I'm tellin ya get the kid some prescription speed, it'll do him wonders 😂 Well, that's another idea fucked...tis the season! Ali: I know, it ain't even funny at this point. Ali: You know she's gonna wanna go see him, yeah? You'll never get her to sit through games and shit telly once she's picked at her veg Ali: Its like kid swap up in here Tess: If I can get some what's on her plate into her instead of just the dog I'll be laughing. Fuck's sake. Kids who'd celebrate 'em? Grandkids on the other hand. Mary'd have been proper buzzing for that. Ali: Oi, woman! I'm right here Ali: and the giver of majority grandkids, so, think on, love Tess: You're even stevens kiddo. Keep it that way 'til you're done with uni yeah? Call that the xmas gift that keeps giving. Ali: yeah but a twofer ain't the same, is it? 😜 don't make promises i can't keep, ma Ali: engineering students are so fit, how will i resist? Tess: Tell that to Bea. I'm sure she'd have plenty to say back. Ali Mckenna don't test me there's plenty of room in the car when we go for Tommo's new specs I can get you in too. Ali: Yeah, yeah, she can lord it over me with her efficient vagina, getting it done in one, I'll be many bucks fizzes deep by then, give a shizzle Ali: Gurl, my vision is 20/20, in my third eye too, ooOOoOoOOOo Ali: Maybe Beatrice will prove again why she's your favourite daughter by distracting Ro so much with this London visit she won't have time to pine over Drew at all, happy days Tess: That's the spirit. Save your dad's back. He still thinks he's a brawler. Tess: Shh I don't have favorites I'm not one of your teachers. Tess: I'm sure Drew'll stay one text away throughout. Never off her phone now is she. Ali: Ahh, old man could still take him, Drew's a pussy Ali: I'll get Marlene round again lmao Ali: Suuuuuuuuuuuure ya don't 😏 Ali: We can only assume texting is a medium in which he really shines, 'cos seeing them IRL, doesn't make sense, so... Tess: Now that girl is a fave, thinking 'bout it. Yeah I like her. Tess: He must know his selfie angles or some shit. Tess: You tell me I'll never see the appeal. Ali: oh, sweet mama, if only you'd voiced your preference sooner, maybe i'd of married her and had lots of gaybies instead Ali: alas 🤣 Ali: you sound 100, do you feel it? 😉 Ali: he's a vessel for her hopes and dreams, init, but he ain't, he just needs to man up and move the fuck on so she can too Tess: Like you've ever listened to your ma. Double it and you ain't close, bab. I'm in those vampiric numbers here. Tess: Yeah. Maybe try telling her that. Ali: You wish you were a vampire. Which, tbh, is telling of how old you is. Ain't nothing cool about being a basement dwelling weirdo who can't sample the wonder and joy of garlic bread. Ali: Why don't you? Oh wait, cos it ain't for either of us to say it so we'll just sit here like bitter old lemons Ali: You're a bad influence, lady Tess: If that's what you think about vampire lore then I ain't gonna even waste my breath young'un. Tess: I have, cheers. I ain't sitting on my arse doing fuck all for you lot even if that's what you reckon. Tess: Exactly. Learn a lesson. Ali: Mhmm, go tell it to the lost boys 'cos I don't give a damn, I'm getting doughballs baby Ali: Pshhh, well fat lot of good its done, why you setting me up to fail then?! Ali: I know when to bow out gracefully Tess: I don't need to 'cause we'll all be snacking. If you'd watched that movie when I offered you'd know garlic don't work in that verse. Tess: There's nothing graceful about tapping out with a fight left to finish. I thought you'd been set up to go 'til the final bell but do what you've gotta do. Or don't. Tess: There's plenty of other shit stuck to the fridge singing your praises like Ali: No thank you, there's watching some lame for jokes, then there's forcing yourself to endure kiefer sutherland and co Ali: That's sadism. Ali: Well, there's nothing graceful about kicking a girl when she's down Ali: going blow for blow ain't always the right approach, is it? not with someone like Ro so don't start alright Tess: Lame? And you wonder why you ain't my fave. Tess: Helping your sister up is always the right approach if you don't want her to stay down. Tess: I'm not starting anything. I've said my piece. End of. Ali: C'mon, I know even Joe couldn't pretend to like it, like Ali: That's my point, she ain't fell yet, she's on a Drew-related high so pardon me from not trying take the rug from up under her Ali: not that I could if I tried, like I said, what good has you 'saying your piece' done? Ali: sometimes all you can do is be there to pick up the pieces after, that's just facts Tess: You all take after your da is why. No taste none of ya. Tess: It's done me a lot of good being able to get it on the record each time, cheers. Tess: sometimes that's a cop out 'cause you want a easy life Tess: Fact is there's plenty that could have been done before he did his reappearing act. Ali: Oh, yeah? Like what? Changing her entire worldview in time for tea? Ali: If it was that easy, you would've managed it by now Ali: Don't be so hard on yourself, your not doing her, or any of us, a favour with this shit Tess: He's a dealer it is that easy. It ain't my job to manage it though. You all wanna be treated like adults and have me wipe your arses for you at the same time I think not. Do yourself and her, a favor and use that big brain of yours. Ali: You think she doesn't know? Now who's being thick Ali: She doesn't care, so unless you're planning to cop shop him that means sweet fuck all doesn't it Tess: It ain't about what she knows. Last I checked he's not the only dealer in Dublin. There's still some honor among scumbags and more than one way to get caught out. Ali: Aww, such a softie at heart, ain't ya? Tess: Takes one to know one. Ali: That is one small step above 'I know you are but what am I?' Ali: No one wants Drew to get kneecapped or Ro to be collateral but he wants to be treated like an adult, so we can't wipe his arse, can we? Tess: Speak for yourself I'd spend my reddies to see that. However bad he thinks he is there's always someone worse and the sooner he learns it the better for all of us having to watch him play silly beggars Tess: Ro's worth a million of him maybe when she's grown up she'll know it. Ali: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're such a hard bitch. Maybe if he'd got proper help from people like you he woulda turned out better when he was grown too. Ali: It ain't too late for either of them. Tess: I'm what I've had to be. I can't save 'em all. Not even close. You'd be well to stay away from him if you've still got the sense you were born with. Ali: Yeah but you still try, don't you? Read back your previous wisdom for your answer there. Ali: Bit hard when we live in the same gaff isn't it but I can assure you I'm not going out of my way to be his bestie, mother Tess: I ain't about to flog a dead dog. He ain't a stupid kid anymore and what happened when he was a little 'un ain't an excuse either Tess: Nobody's got it easy. Tess: It's up to him to work out if his turning point's come and gone or if he even reckons he needs one. Ali: You don't have to but you can see the pretense Ro is working under, yeah? She doesn't think she's doing anything wrong and, arguably, she ain't. But sometimes all you get for your efforts is a kick in the teeth. Ali: Nobody's got it easy. Ali: It's up to HER to call time, not us. Tess: Who says? I've been there. Thinkin I had it all and knew even more about my future with my dream boy. Nobody came to clue me in but even now I wish they fucking had done. Ali: Like you'd have listened. Tess: If I had someone who gave a shit maybe Tess: She'd listen to you. Ali: Say you had, would you have done anything differently? Even if you knew how it'd go, if you didn't have Ronnie, you might still be with Josh now Ali: It changes everything about you Ali: I don't think she would. There's no reasoning because there is no reason, or rhyme for that matter Tess: Of course I would. I'd do everything differently. I'm not trying to romanticise who I was. Or am. Tess: Change ain't no bad thing when it comes to this. Or me Tess: Because you don't wanna think that she would and deal with all the shit that comes with her doing that. I don't blame ya but that don't make it right Tess: it's still a cop out. Ali: Well, I hope it soothes YOUR soul villainizing yourself because as someone who's half you, it's not something that is helpful, at all. Ali: Who's been there for her after every break-up? Who has to listen to every fucking detail? It ain't been you. And I can assure you I didn't spend those times when he was out of the picture singing his fucking praises. I HAVE told her. Everyone has. It just pisses you off that you can't fix this, or her. Tess: You're all you. Your own person. End of. Tess: And it should help you to know the truth. I was a bad person Ali and I ain't exactly sainted now. I do my best that's all any of us've got. Deal with it. Tess: I'm sorry you want a gold star or pat on the head for doing what you're supposed to for who you love. You're not getting it from me. Try your luck with your da maybe. Tess: And yeah it does piss me off so what? Ali: That isn't close to being true. There's no such thing as an individual, sorry to burst your bubble. Ali: And no one is one or the other. Christ, you're so fucking old testament. Ali: If your going in for all that shite, you should look at how revered a knocked-up teenage girl is whilst you're at it Ali: No one gives a shit about your war stories, they don't help anyone but you so you keep all that anger and hold it tight 'cos none of us are here for it any more Ali: Good luck trying to get Rocky to sit still so you can tell him all about damnation to scare him straight, good fucking luck Tess: You're not gonna change my mind. If you were anything close to being half of me we wouldn't be having this conversation. Tess: Life's black and white for me. That's what happens when you don't have choices. Call it what you like. Tess: And there's nothing to be preached to me about being a knocked up teen by you or anyone else. I ain't trying to either you just think it's that onesided 'cause you never listen Tess: There you go again speaking for everyone else when you mean yourself. But whatever. Tess: Get your own stories and leave mine out of it. Tess: Grow up, Ali. Ali: Now there's a copout if I ever heard one. Ali: Listen to what? What are you spouting but hot air? Ali: Oh, yeah? What one of your sainted children has benefitted? Ronnie hates you, Joe's a junkie, me and Fraze did exactly what you did. Ali: Tommy is passable but he's unhappy as fuck so, well done there. You've only got one left. Ali: What's the point? No one can ever match up to your infinite wisdom, I'd rather stay young so I knew what the hell I was talking about instead of making myself look like an old fool

#fabby fun

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yall so the muses i havent added to my page yet are;

(tw for incest? idk valentino is a bad dude so ignore him)

leon stone -- miles teller (package deal with hudson cooke) -- cheating types of plots mostly -- heterosexual 

leonora wade -- jessica parker kennedy fc - damaged af - super problematic parents - pansexual

lilianna poole -- annasophia robb - actual princess - sweet as pie - gaygaygaygay

lily cohen -- taylor momsen - likes old books a lot - lives in a shitty apartment - bisexual

lina cameron  --  alexandra daddario - mom is connected to russian mob - annoying half brother - asexual

lincoln sharpe -- taron egerton - has a gay twin (logan, who i forgot to put on here. whatever) - tattoos. fights  a bunch. - hetero

lip watson -- hunter parrish - ONE OF THE WATSON BOYS. MY BABIES. LIGHT OF MY LIFE. - heterosexual

luciano deveraux -- pierson fode fc - product of his mother’s sexual assault - hs his pos dad - gay

lucinda wilkes -- barbara palvin fc - SWEET ANGEL FROM THE BIBLE BELT SEARCHING FOR AN URCHIN WHO CAN GIVE HER IDEALS - hetero

lydia reynolds -- taylor warren - loner af. probably a serial killer tbh - homo

maria desenclos -- ana de armas - abusive boyfriend. needs an escape. english is a second language - heterosexual

marquis shay -- eiza gonzalez fc - taxi driver. has a kid somewhere but who know. trash queen. - bi

matthew schultz -- taron egerton - HAS A DADDY KINK OKAY. mean af - hetero

michael wysocki -- ian somerhalder - abusive af drug dealer. human garbage. love him pls - pan

mirza feldman -- josh dun - married and divorced by 22. h8s people. loves food. - pan

monica wade -- zoe kravitz fc - actual weirdo. parents own a funeral home. obsessed with death. jewish af. bi

nathaniel price -- dylan o brien - saves street kids religiously. gay af.

nicole varanni -- barbara palvin - spoiled chick who doesnt understand what working is. - homo

niels baker -- stephen james fc - TATTOOED TROUBLEMAKER FROM LOUISANA - bi

noah brooks -- dylan obrien fc - gay af. rude af. 

oliver veres  --  luke hemmings - trust fund kid. hockey kid. has a fiance that he didnt pick. - bi

orion brooks -- matt sanders fc - h8s his little brother (noah,) for being a stereotype. is a cinnamon roll - hetero

orion sage -- gerard way - non binary asexual baby with a hard time connecting to ppl.

patrick moran -- noel fisher fc - anarchist. snuck into the us from ireland, joined the military under a fake name. - pan

quintin bellefontaine -- dom sherwood fc - SO GAY. super protective of his family. super duper gay tho

rainer goodwin  --  pablo schreiber - divorced dad who two daughters. - hetero

rhett harmon -- josh dun fc - gay with his best friend. doesnt understand emotions. - gay

river kirby -- symphani soto - model. sass master - homo

roman hylton -- jonathan groff fc - jokingly says hes an heir. is an actual heir. gaygaygay

ronin pierston -- dom sherwood - accidentally touched his step brothers wang one time. is terrified of sex. - thinks he’s asexual but isnt usre

ryleigh james  --  hannah marks - creeper dad. punk af - pan

sameer baqri -- zayn malik fc - gay af. mean af. famous af.

samuel fisher --  matthew daddario - actual sadist. not just sexual sadist. ruder af. literally insane - homo

sebastian booker -- johnny depp - teacher who has affairs with his students. - hetero

sebastienne harbin -- samira wiley fc - gun trader. hot af. european af. - homo

sergei angelov  --  taron egerton - literally almost seven feet tall. mob baby. - bi

skye grant -- nia lovelis - idk about her yet. sigh - homo

sonya whithouse -- maria brink - singer in a band. dominatrix. perf. - hetero

stefania putnam -- sara fabel fc - little gayby from louisiana. hates confrontation - homo

stella veres  --  barbara palvin - closeted rich kid with nothing better to do than waste money - homo

summer lewis -- barbara palvin - stoner af. gamer af. just wants sex, pizza and video games - hetero

tatum underwood -- ashley moore - actual lviing doll. bartender in NV. virgin bc shes always busy - pan

trinity dupont  --  kaya scodelario - drug addict. has a ‘brother’ that’s really her son. - hetero

valentino neville -- douglas booth fc - actual trash. literally only using him for incest stuff bc i am also trash - hetero

valya mazalin  --  ksenia solo - sweet angel who is connected to the mafia. currently impregnated by incarcerated boyfriend. - hetero

welsey baker -- jake bass - lil drug dealing gayby from louisiana - gay af

wyatt marquis-watkins -- ed westwick - theatre nerd. obsessed with hamilton and rent and heathers. gay af

yanick "yan" dubois -- willy cartier - street performer with a heart of gold. small prince. - pan

zack pierson -- matthew daddario - is the step brother whos wang got touched. didnt hate it. - bi

[fangirlmomentsandmytwocents]

Fierce by Rob Rosen Blog Tour

Title: Fierce

Author: Rob Rosen

Release Date: March 25th 2017

Genre: MM Romance, Comedy

BLURB

Lucas has a typical life -- apart from being abandoned as a baby, raised by wolves, and having super powers. Still, inside, he feels like two people, both vying for control of himself. He's a superhero and a nerdy college freshman. He's both feral and tame. He wants to do good in the world and, at the same time, he wants to do nothing. And most of all, he wants to find his birth parents. In this comedic tale of romance, mystery, and adventure, our hero is joined by his hunky boyfriend, his acerbic boss, an uptight college science professor, and his ex-boyfriend/once crime-fighting partner -- not to mention a whole pack of wolves -- to help foil his nemesis and uncover the secrets of his past to save his future.

Find Fierce on Goodreads

Purchase: Amazon US | Amazon UK | JMS Books | iBooks

EXCERPT

As a baby, I was raised by wolves in the mountainous wilds of Montana.

I have super powers. Like, seriously super.

I catch bad guys for a living. For free! Minus, of course, the well-merited and desperately sought-after publicity.

But, you ask, raised by wolves? Come on now, Fierce, really? Does that actually happen? Wolves eat babies, don’t they? I mean dingoes do— or so I’ve heard, a la one Miss Meryl Streep— so it stands to reason that wolves do, too. Though not these wolves. These were tame wolves. Well, tameish. They were zoo wolves, hand-raised by humans. Except, they escaped during a freak storm, back to the wilds from whence their ancestors came, never to be seen again.

I saw them right off the bat, though. Well, sawish. I mean, I was a baby at the time, my eyesight not what it is today— which is freakishly strong, by the way. And yes, toot, toot, my horn doth bloweth, yet again. Gabriel in the heavens up above turns green with envy at my tooting abilities. Oh, and in case you hadn’t already surmised it, superhero, at least in my case, equates to super ego. Freud missed out big time on the likes of yours truly.

But I digress. Back to the wolves.

Best I could figure it— seeing as, again, I was just a baby at the time— the initial wolf pack consisted of ten wolves that once inhabited a small zoo on the outskirts of Billings, Montana. One fateful day, a tornado hit. A big one. Huge even! Dorothy would’ve shit her panties it was so friggin’ massive. Anyway, from what I’ve read, the storm struck quite suddenly, too suddenly for the folks at the zoo to be able to corral all the animals beforehand, so, when the fencing to the wolves’ enclosure twisted and uprooted, out they sped. The zoo figured they died in the storm, except, well, duh, they didn’t. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be hearing this account right now, right? Then help! would’ve been lost to the cosmos. A truly sad thought, I know.

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About the Author

Rob Rosen is the author of the critically acclaimed novels, Sparkle: The Queerest Book You'll Ever Love, the Lambda Literary Award Nominated Divas Las Vegas, which was the winner of the 2010 TLA Gaybies for Best Gay Fiction, Hot Lava, Southern Fried, the Lambda Literary Award Nominated Queerwolf, Vamp, Queens of the Apocalypse, Creature Comfort, Fate, which was the winner of the 2016 TRR Readers' Choice Award for Best Gay Romantic Comedy as well as a 2016 Rainbow Awards Finalist for Best Gay Romantic Comedy, Midlife Crisis, and Fierce. His short stories have appeared in more than 200 anthologies. You can find 20 of them in his erotic romance anthology, Good & Hot. He is also the editor of Lust in Time: Erotic Romance Through the Ages, Men of the Manor, Best Gay Erotica 2015 and Best Gay Erotica of the Year, Volumes 1 and 2 and 3. Links: Website | Facebook | Goodreads | Amazon 

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Eleanora Bio

“There are still so many mysteries of the place we all live in, and I want to solve as much of it as I can in my life time, and if at all possible, a next life time.”

TW: Bullying

Basic Information

Name: Eleanora

AKA:  Ellie, Nora, Ellen, Elora, Ella, Gayby, L, basically any nickname people give her

Occupation: Alola’s Pokemon Champion

DOB: March 9

Age: 11

Species: Human

Pokemon: 

Aquo, level 72 male Hasty Primarina that takes plenty of siestas

Gluth, level 63 male Modest Snorlax that likes to fight 

Prancer, level 63 male Docile Oricorio that is somewhat vain 

Sally, level 63 male Bold Salazzle that is somewhat of a clown 

Jangle, level 63 male Naive Kommo-o that is proud of his power

Nebby, level 63 male Bashful (Verse dependent) that is mischievious 

Nationality: Kantonian

Gender/Pronouns: Cis Female/She

Romantic/Sexual Orientation: Pan

Threat Level: Low

Physical Information

Face Claim: Herself

Height: 4′4

Weight: 79 lbs

Eye color: Pale icy blue

Hair color: Strawberry blonde

Skin color: Pale before moving to Alola, a bit tanner from her time being out and about on Alola with rosy cheeks and freckles

Dominant Hand: Right

Distinguishing Features: Her wild hair and the bandages on her legs

Physical Condition: none

Accent and Intensity: None notable

Tattoos: none

Scars: none

Piercings: none

Glasses: none

Background Information

Hometown: Fuchsai City, Kanto

Current Residence: Hau’oli Outskirts, Melemele Island, Alola Region

Social Class: Middle

Basic Education: Trainer’s School

Parent 1: [insert the name of the player’s mom here]

Parent 2:  ???

Ship: none

Siblings: none

Adopted?: Yes

Rap Sheet?: No

Prison Time?: No

Backstory:

Eleanora was orphaned at the age of one. However, at age 3, her current mother and father had adopted her. 

It was when she was taken home did she realize she could understand Pokemon when met with the family’s Meowth. When telling her parents, they didn’t really believe her. At age 5, when she was enrolled in school, her father started becoming more scarce in her life. While school seemed alright at first, many of the children quickly grew annoyed with her, because of her being way too talkative. As a result, they either ignored her, or bullied her into shutting up. Her mother always told her to keep smiling, as smiling would make even the bleakest of situations brighter. In the meantime, she had talked with the staff to do something to protect her daughter. 

Unfortunately, the bullying only got worse when she had one day admitted to being able to understand Pokemon. They had viewed her as crazy. One particularly malicious child had forcibly cut her hair. While that kid was expelled for it, the bullying issues still continued, causing her to grow more distant from humans, and talking with Meowth pushed her closer to Pokemon. 

When her father became basically non existent in the family’s life, her mother decided it was time to move. At one point, her mother saw Professor Kukui in the Indigo League and saw his Alolan Pokemon. Knowing that Eleanora loved Pokemon, she decided that she’d love to go there and have Alolan Pokemon of her own. 

So she contacted the Professor, and asked him to get to know her daughter and basically pump her up for moving to Alola. And thus, her Alolan journey began.

Now the first champion of Alola, Eleanora is spending her days more thoroughly exploring Alola, completing the Pokedex, looking for remaining Zygarde cells and cores, assisting the UB Task Force, and somewhat considering traveling other regions. She is always up to battle, or just generally lending a hand to anyone that asks.

Personality Information

Jungtype: ENFP-T

Subtype: IEE-Fi

Enneatype: Type 4 Wings 5w3

Moral Alignment: Lawful Good

Temperament: A mix of Sanguine and Phlegmatic

Anger: Cold

Schemata: Abandonment/Instability (AB), Social Isolation/Alienation (SI), Approval Seeking/Recognition Seeking (AS)

Intelligence Type: Intra-personal (self smart)

IQ: 107

Deterioration: Desire to be valuable (deteriorates to chasing success

Mental Condition: ADHD

Vices and Habits

Violent?: No

Addictions?: none

Self-Destructive?: Occassionally

Habits: Tends to run her mouth when excited or nervous, Picks up people’s attitudes and/or habits after hanging around them for a while

Hobbies:

Exploring

Battling

Star gazing

Cloud watching

Likes:

Pokemon

The sky

Astronimy

Flowers

Grooming

Reading

Cuddles

Lore

Dislikes:

Swimming

Bullies

Small spaces

Losing

Her hair being touched without permission

Feeling stuck

Tics: Smiles even despite emotions most of the time

Obsessions: Exploring, Meeting new Pokemon

Compulsions: Brings her attention to something else without warning (low attention span in other words)

Verses

The Sun Verse- Pretty normal. Only thing notable is that Nebby is Solgaleo

The Moon Verse- Where apparently she’s nocturnal. Nebby is Lunala in this verse

The Ultra Verse- Until I finish Ultra Sun, TBA

The Robin Verse- More or less the same as the other Verses, except she chose Rowlet as a starter and named him Robin. Later on, before the festival in Iki Town, she found an injured Eevee named Tetra that was holding a Thunder Stone, which evolved into Jolteon soon after she was caught. Other than that and these two becoming the main members of her team, her adventure really has not changed. Robin and Tetra belong to @cyberdragonharmony

#Muse Bio #Eleanora (SUMO/USUM Protagonist) #finally done with her bio #four more fan/fan-ish characters to go

[shotfromguns]

cry-gayby replied to your link “Mage Rights or Mage Fights' T-Shirt by Jun Joestar”

How is the internet such a small place.........

:everybody-knows-everybody jazzhands:

#Reply #cry-gayby

[sodomyordeath]

Hey Gaybies,

How are you? No, it’s OK — I know how you are. Things aren’t great. I’m not feeling great either. But, you know, it’s OK — we’re all freaked out. And it just means our eyes and ears and all of our head holes are taking in information accurately, and our poor little aching hearts are processing that information appropriately. And all the resulting fear or despair or fury or crippling anxiety — that is all fully warranted. So at least we aren’t all depressed for no reason! We’ve got really good reasons! We are united in sadness and terror. And we have been before.

History is full of sad, scared people who turned that into something else. Into something great and inspiring and beautiful.

Here’s what I think about, as a human who is also a drag queen — I don’t know if you know I’m a drag queen, but I am — and I love drag, so much.  At this moment in history, a lot of people love drag; it’s all over the place: on TV and the Internet and probably in magazines, if people still read those. People love drag because it’s sparkly and funny and fierce and about self-expression. It’s about taking the wildest parts of the inside of you and sticking them to your face and maybe doing a split. But the reason drag looks how it looks and feels how it feels, the reason that drag is so big and so bold and so fabulous is because it had to be.

Drag was born in the shadows. It’s a terrible cliche — but you can picture it, can’t you?

A group of people society didn’t want to see collected in small, dark spaces where they could be seen by one another. All these unwanted people huddled together in the shadows, they could have adapted like those cave newts with no eyeballs or just lain down and mossed over there in the dark, but that’s not what they did. What these people did in the dark was create light — party lights and disco balls and sequins and glitter rose from this place. Beautiful things that could never grow in daylight. We flourished in the dark. And when those walls that surrounded us couldn’t hold our light anymore, we started throwing bricks — that was Stonewall (if you don’t know, look it up).

That’s what we do: we claw and we fight and we resist. We make art and beauty and music and magic. We share and we commune and we love. And when someone says we can’t do that anymore, we say, “Fuck you!,” and we fight, and we resist again.

These people, who were told over and over to never show themselves became the showiest thing imaginable. They showed themselves to be so bright that now the entire world cannot look away. That is the power of being held down. That is the power of being told “no.” That is the power that comes from being pushed into the dark. And that is us now.

This story of resistance has been true for countless groups, cultures that flourished against the odds and led uprisings. Now, we have the opportunity to do it together. We have the potential for an intersectional unity that has never occurred on this scale because of all those hardworking precursors of ours who gave us a greater understanding of ourselves and one another, of the worth of all of the downtrodden folks ready to rebel.

So love yourself and fight for yourself and love one another and fight for one another. This is how we survive. This is how you will survive. And when you do, just think of this feeling when you look back and see the beautiful things that you grew in the dark.

Yours in sequins,

BenDeLaCreme

About the Author

BenDeLaCreme

Drag Queen

BenDeLaCreme is a burlesque and drag performer from Seattle, WA, who has been dazzling crowds around the world for over a decade. She is best known from season six of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” where she won “Miss Congeniality” and has since been voted one of the show’s “15 fan favorite queens of all time.” She has written and toured three solo shows--a combination of comedy, puppetry, song and burlesque--which have garnered raves from critics and audiences from coast to coast. Her one woman adaptation of Dante's Inferno, “Inferno A-Go-Go," will be touring throughout 2017.

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[fangirlmomentsandmytwocents]

Fierce by Rob Rosen Blog Tour

Title: Fierce

Author: Rob Rosen

Release Date: March 25th 2017

Genre: MM Romance, Comedy

BLURB

Lucas has a typical life -- apart from being abandoned as a baby, raised by wolves, and having super powers. Still, inside, he feels like two people, both vying for control of himself. He's a superhero and a nerdy college freshman. He's both feral and tame. He wants to do good in the world and, at the same time, he wants to do nothing. And most of all, he wants to find his birth parents. In this comedic tale of romance, mystery, and adventure, our hero is joined by his hunky boyfriend, his acerbic boss, an uptight college science professor, and his ex-boyfriend/once crime-fighting partner -- not to mention a whole pack of wolves -- to help foil his nemesis and uncover the secrets of his past to save his future.

Find Fierce on Goodreads

Purchase: Amazon US | Amazon UK | JMS Books | iBooks

EXCERPT

As a baby, I was raised by wolves in the mountainous wilds of Montana.

I have super powers. Like, seriously super.

I catch bad guys for a living. For free! Minus, of course, the well-merited and desperately sought-after publicity.

But, you ask, raised by wolves? Come on now, Fierce, really? Does that actually happen? Wolves eat babies, don’t they? I mean dingoes do— or so I’ve heard, a la one Miss Meryl Streep— so it stands to reason that wolves do, too. Though not these wolves. These were tame wolves. Well, tameish. They were zoo wolves, hand-raised by humans. Except, they escaped during a freak storm, back to the wilds from whence their ancestors came, never to be seen again.

I saw them right off the bat, though. Well, sawish. I mean, I was a baby at the time, my eyesight not what it is today— which is freakishly strong, by the way. And yes, toot, toot, my horn doth bloweth, yet again. Gabriel in the heavens up above turns green with envy at my tooting abilities. Oh, and in case you hadn’t already surmised it, superhero, at least in my case, equates to super ego. Freud missed out big time on the likes of yours truly.

But I digress. Back to the wolves.

Best I could figure it— seeing as, again, I was just a baby at the time— the initial wolf pack consisted of ten wolves that once inhabited a small zoo on the outskirts of Billings, Montana. One fateful day, a tornado hit. A big one. Huge even! Dorothy would’ve shit her panties it was so friggin’ massive. Anyway, from what I’ve read, the storm struck quite suddenly, too suddenly for the folks at the zoo to be able to corral all the animals beforehand, so, when the fencing to the wolves’ enclosure twisted and uprooted, out they sped. The zoo figured they died in the storm, except, well, duh, they didn’t. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be hearing this account right now, right? Then help! would’ve been lost to the cosmos. A truly sad thought, I know.

GIVEAWAY:

a Rafflecopter giveaway

About the Author

Rob Rosen is the author of the critically acclaimed novels, Sparkle: The Queerest Book You'll Ever Love, the Lambda Literary Award Nominated Divas Las Vegas, which was the winner of the 2010 TLA Gaybies for Best Gay Fiction, Hot Lava, Southern Fried, the Lambda Literary Award Nominated Queerwolf, Vamp, Queens of the Apocalypse, Creature Comfort, Fate, which was the winner of the 2016 TRR Readers' Choice Award for Best Gay Romantic Comedy as well as a 2016 Rainbow Awards Finalist for Best Gay Romantic Comedy, Midlife Crisis, and Fierce. His short stories have appeared in more than 200 anthologies. You can find 20 of them in his erotic romance anthology, Good & Hot. He is also the editor of Lust in Time: Erotic Romance Through the Ages, Men of the Manor, Best Gay Erotica 2015 and Best Gay Erotica of the Year, Volumes 1 and 2 and 3. Links: Website | Facebook | Goodreads | Amazon 

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Fierce by Rob Rosen Blog Tour

Title: Fierce

Author: Rob Rosen

Release Date: March 25th 2017

Genre: MM Romance, Comedy

BLURB

Lucas has a typical life -- apart from being abandoned as a baby, raised by wolves, and having super powers. Still, inside, he feels like two people, both vying for control of himself. He's a superhero and a nerdy college freshman. He's both feral and tame. He wants to do good in the world and, at the same time, he wants to do nothing. And most of all, he wants to find his birth parents. In this comedic tale of romance, mystery, and adventure, our hero is joined by his hunky boyfriend, his acerbic boss, an uptight college science professor, and his ex-boyfriend/once crime-fighting partner -- not to mention a whole pack of wolves -- to help foil his nemesis and uncover the secrets of his past to save his future.

Find Fierce on Goodreads

Purchase: Amazon US | Amazon UK | JMS Books | iBooks

EXCERPT

As a baby, I was raised by wolves in the mountainous wilds of Montana.

I have super powers. Like, seriously super.

I catch bad guys for a living. For free! Minus, of course, the well-merited and desperately sought-after publicity.

But, you ask, raised by wolves? Come on now, Fierce, really? Does that actually happen? Wolves eat babies, don’t they? I mean dingoes do— or so I’ve heard, a la one Miss Meryl Streep— so it stands to reason that wolves do, too. Though not these wolves. These were tame wolves. Well, tameish. They were zoo wolves, hand-raised by humans. Except, they escaped during a freak storm, back to the wilds from whence their ancestors came, never to be seen again.

I saw them right off the bat, though. Well, sawish. I mean, I was a baby at the time, my eyesight not what it is today— which is freakishly strong, by the way. And yes, toot, toot, my horn doth bloweth, yet again. Gabriel in the heavens up above turns green with envy at my tooting abilities. Oh, and in case you hadn’t already surmised it, superhero, at least in my case, equates to super ego. Freud missed out big time on the likes of yours truly.

But I digress. Back to the wolves.

Best I could figure it— seeing as, again, I was just a baby at the time— the initial wolf pack consisted of ten wolves that once inhabited a small zoo on the outskirts of Billings, Montana. One fateful day, a tornado hit. A big one. Huge even! Dorothy would’ve shit her panties it was so friggin’ massive. Anyway, from what I’ve read, the storm struck quite suddenly, too suddenly for the folks at the zoo to be able to corral all the animals beforehand, so, when the fencing to the wolves’ enclosure twisted and uprooted, out they sped. The zoo figured they died in the storm, except, well, duh, they didn’t. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be hearing this account right now, right? Then help! would’ve been lost to the cosmos. A truly sad thought, I know.

GIVEAWAY:

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Rob Rosen is the author of the critically acclaimed novels, Sparkle: The Queerest Book You'll Ever Love, the Lambda Literary Award Nominated Divas Las Vegas, which was the winner of the 2010 TLA Gaybies for Best Gay Fiction, Hot Lava, Southern Fried, the Lambda Literary Award Nominated Queerwolf, Vamp, Queens of the Apocalypse, Creature Comfort, Fate, which was the winner of the 2016 TRR Readers' Choice Award for Best Gay Romantic Comedy as well as a 2016 Rainbow Awards Finalist for Best Gay Romantic Comedy, Midlife Crisis, and Fierce. His short stories have appeared in more than 200 anthologies. You can find 20 of them in his erotic romance anthology, Good & Hot. He is also the editor of Lust in Time: Erotic Romance Through the Ages, Men of the Manor, Best Gay Erotica 2015 and Best Gay Erotica of the Year, Volumes 1 and 2 and 3. Links: Website | Facebook | Goodreads | Amazon 

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Fierce by Rob Rosen Blog Tour

Title: Fierce

Author: Rob Rosen

Release Date: March 25th 2017

Genre: MM Romance, Comedy

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Lucas has a typical life -- apart from being abandoned as a baby, raised by wolves, and having super powers. Still, inside, he feels like two people, both vying for control of himself. He's a superhero and a nerdy college freshman. He's both feral and tame. He wants to do good in the world and, at the same time, he wants to do nothing. And most of all, he wants to find his birth parents. In this comedic tale of romance, mystery, and adventure, our hero is joined by his hunky boyfriend, his acerbic boss, an uptight college science professor, and his ex-boyfriend/once crime-fighting partner -- not to mention a whole pack of wolves -- to help foil his nemesis and uncover the secrets of his past to save his future.

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EXCERPT

As a baby, I was raised by wolves in the mountainous wilds of Montana.

I have super powers. Like, seriously super.

I catch bad guys for a living. For free! Minus, of course, the well-merited and desperately sought-after publicity.

But, you ask, raised by wolves? Come on now, Fierce, really? Does that actually happen? Wolves eat babies, don’t they? I mean dingoes do— or so I’ve heard, a la one Miss Meryl Streep— so it stands to reason that wolves do, too. Though not these wolves. These were tame wolves. Well, tameish. They were zoo wolves, hand-raised by humans. Except, they escaped during a freak storm, back to the wilds from whence their ancestors came, never to be seen again.

I saw them right off the bat, though. Well, sawish. I mean, I was a baby at the time, my eyesight not what it is today— which is freakishly strong, by the way. And yes, toot, toot, my horn doth bloweth, yet again. Gabriel in the heavens up above turns green with envy at my tooting abilities. Oh, and in case you hadn’t already surmised it, superhero, at least in my case, equates to super ego. Freud missed out big time on the likes of yours truly.

But I digress. Back to the wolves.

Best I could figure it— seeing as, again, I was just a baby at the time— the initial wolf pack consisted of ten wolves that once inhabited a small zoo on the outskirts of Billings, Montana. One fateful day, a tornado hit. A big one. Huge even! Dorothy would’ve shit her panties it was so friggin’ massive. Anyway, from what I’ve read, the storm struck quite suddenly, too suddenly for the folks at the zoo to be able to corral all the animals beforehand, so, when the fencing to the wolves’ enclosure twisted and uprooted, out they sped. The zoo figured they died in the storm, except, well, duh, they didn’t. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be hearing this account right now, right? Then help! would’ve been lost to the cosmos. A truly sad thought, I know.

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About the Author

Rob Rosen is the author of the critically acclaimed novels, Sparkle: The Queerest Book You'll Ever Love, the Lambda Literary Award Nominated Divas Las Vegas, which was the winner of the 2010 TLA Gaybies for Best Gay Fiction, Hot Lava, Southern Fried, the Lambda Literary Award Nominated Queerwolf, Vamp, Queens of the Apocalypse, Creature Comfort, Fate, which was the winner of the 2016 TRR Readers' Choice Award for Best Gay Romantic Comedy as well as a 2016 Rainbow Awards Finalist for Best Gay Romantic Comedy, Midlife Crisis, and Fierce. His short stories have appeared in more than 200 anthologies. You can find 20 of them in his erotic romance anthology, Good & Hot. He is also the editor of Lust in Time: Erotic Romance Through the Ages, Men of the Manor, Best Gay Erotica 2015 and Best Gay Erotica of the Year, Volumes 1 and 2 and 3. Links: Website | Facebook | Goodreads | Amazon 

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