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auggieblogs · 5 months

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Secret Santa | f1 grid Instagram au

f1 grid x driver! reader

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ doing their first secret santa segment with the grid

Author's note: Hello, loves. Hope you all are doing good. Now that the Secret Santa video is out I can finally upload this fic. This didn't turn out the way I wanted it to, I was expecting it to be better but that's okay. I'm going to serve with my next fic, promise. Happy reading, everyone:))

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The winter air was filled with festive cheer as the Formula 1 paddock prepared for its annual Secret Santa exchange. As a rookie, it was your first time participating in this heartwarming tradition and you were excited, to say the least. The camera crew followed you, capturing every moment leading up to the big reveal of your Christmas gift.

The media team had already hinted that your gift was something extraordinary, a collective effort from the entire grid. The box was larger than expected, and you could feel the curiosity building up.

Lifting the lid, you were met with an array of dog toys, dog clothes, and even some dog food. A chuckle escaped your lips as you examined the peculiar assortment. "Interesting," you remarked, holding up a tiny doggie shirt to the camera. "I doubt that's going to fit me, but I really appreciate the thought, everyone."

Laughter echoed around you, and you took the lighthearted gift in stride, knowing the Secret Santa segment was known for its humorous nature.

Behind the scenes, someone from the camera crew spoke up, letting you know that this was only half of your present. Perplexed, you turned toward the camera, curiosity etched across your face. Then, from behind you, emerged a crew member carrying a small, fluffy golden retriever puppy in his arms.

Your eyes widened in disbelief, and a hushed "no, no, no" escaped your lips as you connected the dots. The reality sunk in, and you moved back, your hand covering your mouth in sheer disbelief. "Say sike right now," you pleaded, almost unable to comprehend what was in front of you. The response was a firm denial, confirming that the puppy was indeed your Secret Santa gift from the entire grid.

You gingerly accepted the puppy into your arms, cradling it close to your chest. "Oh, you're so small," you cooed, a mixture of laughter and happy tears streaming down your face. The puppy reciprocated with wet kisses, and you couldn't help but snuggle into the warmth of this unexpected gift.

As you revel in the joy of the moment, a voice from behind the camera interrupted, "Do you like your gift?" You nodded vigorously, still cradling the puppy in your arms. "I love him so, so much," you replied, sniffling.

Finally, you noticed a note nestled among the dog toys. With the puppy still in your arms, you delicately unfolded the note, "Happy Christmas, Y/N. You are collectively everyone's favourite on the grid. Hope you like the puppy, he's just like you," the note read and was signed by all the drivers.

Tears continued to stream down your cheeks as you looked into the camera. "Thank you, everyone. I love all of you. This is the best Christmas ever." You lifted the puppy so that he could face the camera too, and the collective "awws" echoed around the paddock.

The person behind the camera couldn't resist asking, "What are you going to name him?" You pondered for a moment before deciding, "He looks like a Lenny, no?"

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yourusername Lenny SnoopDawg Y/L in da house😎

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landonorris I CALL GODFATHER

charles_leclerc Uh back the fuck up. I am the godfather

landonorris You didn't call it though, snoozers losers😘

logansargeant Sorry to break it to you guys but Y/N said her favourite gets to be the godfather, so it's actually me

oscarpiastri Mate, do you ever get tired of being wrong? I'm obviously her favourite

landonorris sources: trust me bro

carlossainz55 I just feel like someone who's actually experienced with dogs should get to be the godfather

mickschumacher So you mean, me? Awh Carlos, thank you

carlossainz55 No.

landonorris I'm real experienced with dogs

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albon_pets not to be bias or anything but @alex_albon is great with pets

charles_leclerc That is in fact very bias

albon_pets we are not talking to you dude😠

maxverstappen1 Can I be the father?

logansargeant PAUSE

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username Lenny is the goddest boy☹️

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areolae · 2 years

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I feel very grateful that my friends don’t pressure me to date or actively be on all the vapid apps or expect me to hook up with someone every time I go out lol like they are actually so sweet especially my best friend who is so supportive of my hobbies as they become more well rounded and doesn’t push me at all in any direction. I don’t feel so clumsy when I talk these days and I actually have more than one or two interests/hobbies to talk about when I’m talking to someone new and it’s so great to allow myself to unfold without any pressures from my friends or even any invisible pressure that I usually place on myself. I love when new people invite me in to learn about them. That’s so nourishing to me. I don’t want to hear about the psyche of a person I just met an hour ago but I love learning delicate little nuggets of information that are unique to each person. Putting pressure on each interaction with someone new might cause me to miss out on the small details that makes a person, you know, a *person* and not reducing them down to a prospect or a potential fling and all of those kinds of things. And I’m just so grateful the first questions I get asked after my excursions aren’t “did you meet anyone? Did you hook up with anyone? Are you and so and so still texting?” It’s more like them being curious about my happiness and my identity which is honestly mind-blowing to me because they are pretty standard straight girls lol bless their hearts. But I feel very grateful for them. I was worried ~finding myself~ or whatever would be very pressured and would cause me to drift away from the people I love now, as if I have to shed everything to be reborn but you really don’t have to shed anything for it to become completely new, I just had to change my own perspectives and make sure people weren’t misinterpreting my current goals or assigning their own narratives to how I should be acting and what I should be doing. My group chat has become such a fun and supportive little place to be lol and watching the way I communicate with them soften and become more gentle instead of me kind of just being like “ughhhhh these are people I’ve known since high school ugh ugh ugh sooo lame” has been nice. I have a nice balance with my pals from my hometown and now have built (am still building) a nice little community around me for when I’m in the city! I’m amazed when people ask me questions and want to get to know me lol. Even basic questions like asking about my day blows my mind but I’m trying to get used to the fact that people actually do want to talk and ask me questions and strike up conversation with me! I’ve never really felt so seen and heard. I’m amazed I’ve typed all of this. I’m really nauseous today because I didn’t eat a single thing yesterday and then went out and drank and I’ve been p***ing all day which hasn’t happened in years so I feel like a rookie but I’m still finding graciousness or whatever lol. I went to write in my journal but my hands (and body) are so weak and depleted not even bc of the drinking but because I haven’t eaten and still can’t eat a single thing and can barely keep down water lol! Living alone is scary sometimes I was convinced I was going to faint in my bathroom just an hour ago and bang my head or something lmao. Anyway what a pivot from what I was just saying. This dumbass website is my journal. I love my friends old and new and I appreciate not feeling pressured to do anything or occupy space where I don’t feel ready to yet. Easyyyyy does it that’s what I say….

#im a dumbass lmao this counts as my journal entry for today #cant believe i frew up :-( smh rookie move #anyway cheers to hobbies and community and love and gratitude! time to smoke so maybe my belly can calm tf down #remember

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ynbabe · 6 months

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Fake texts au- pt.8 bffs with the rookies+ The Hangover

Lando being Lando with .jpg and Max and Charles are now involuntary babysitters

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Tagged: @/alex_albon @/arthur_leclerc @/logansargeant @/oscarpiastri @/its_y/n_love

lando.jpg "we will never drink again" just look at em lie

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landonorris i dont even know how y/n is alive rn

logansargeant fr I don't even remember getting back to the horel its_y/n_love I DRAK TEQUILA FOR YOUR UNGRAEEFUL ASS SMH arthur_leclerc WHY AM I IN A SHOPING CAT??? oscarpiastri why are we sleeping on the road?

its_y/n_love damn slide 5 logsn stole my bikch 😥

oscarpiastri more importantly why am i little spoon? hello? logansargeant cause I'm built diffrnt 😤

maxverstappen Never get them near alcohol. ever again.

charlesleclerc atleast you didn't have to CLIMB UP A BUILDING TO GET ARTHUR AND LOGAN OKAY maxverstappen THATS BECAUSE Y/N AND OSCAR KEPT RUNNING ONTO THE ROAD!!

alex_albon ... why am i crying im slide 4

oscarpiastri cause you weer flirting witn lily and she told you shee had a bf alex_albon understandable

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username lando.jpg coming in clutch 💪 username not her endangering the driver's life by sleeping on the road and pushing arthur in a shopping cart 🙄 username fr like this isn't funny they should stop being friends with her look what Max and Charles said username can yall leave the poor girl alone! they're all adults it was their friends first point ofc they're gonna party ion see yall saying shit abt max and his redbull parties 🤨

After your wild night, it was Oscar who came through first, groaning at the awkward position he was sleeping in, his neck sore with a horribly tough and warm pillow under it. He tried shoving it off but was only met with soft groans and a 'fucking stop', well that was enough to wake up the Aussie.

He turned around to be face-to-face with his childhood best friend, he let out a small yelp and pushed himself off the small sofa they were sharing, waking up the others.

"Oh my god, please shut up," came the hoarse voice of his friend Y/n, from the other side of the bed, on which Alex was the only one sleeping, his phone still on Facetime with his girlfriend, Lily.

As Y/n began pulling herself up, a deep Monganesque voice protested, "Y/n, stop moving," making the young woman's eyes widen as she pulled her hand away from the shirtless f2 driver's chest.

"Why aren't you wearing your shirt?" She asked looking at the boy still lying down on the floor, head clutched in his hands, "actually, Albon, why don't you have your shirt either?" she asked pulling herself up and lending her hand to the struggling boy next to her.

"I can answer that," came a woman's garbled voice through Alex's phone making him jump up to grab it, "Arthur fell off the bed onto you and when you pushed him off he used his shirt as a pillow," 'oh, that's why my ribs hurt' the younger woman thought, throwing a look at her friend, "and Alex was 'literally on fire and going to kill whoever messed with the AC'" she said with air quotes, making her boyfriend turn red.

"Thanks, Lily, I'll call you later, love you." he spoke and cut the call, "Remind me to never ever drink with the four of you again."

"Oscar, you kick in your sleep," Logan complained as he sat up, exploring all the black and blue bruises on his body, "why do we look like we were in a fight club?" he asked out loud making the others look at themselves.

Oscar had a few scratches on his knees and arms, Arthur had bruises and scratches littered all across his palms and hands and a nasty hand-sized bruise on his back, Y/n had a swollen nose, with a deep-ish cut along her eyebrow, the only unscathed on was Alex.

They all got dressed not bothering to change, knowing whose room they were in and walked to the private buffet that had been set up for the driver staying in the hotel, courtesy of Paris Hilton's soft spot for Lando.

As soon as they walked in, they were greeted by Lando, smiling and laughing as he recorded with his phone.

"Merde, I'm going to die, shut the lights," the youngest Leclerc said as he threw himself on the chair, closest to him, letting his head fall back. Y/n was next to accept the defeat of being conscious, sitting and immediately letting herself slump over her head smacking the wooden table with a loud thud, the woman would have been hurt if Logan hadn't moved his hand under her face, letting it bear the brunt of the impact. The blonde wasn't in any better shape, throwing one of the table napkins on his face to block out all light and noise. Oscar was the last to sit, simply clutching his head in his hands, almost pulling out his hair, at the massive headache he had.

Soon after, the unwilling babysitters followed, scowling at the sight of the supposed adults who were in no condition to be awake.

"All four of you, delete my number from your phone," the Dutchman spoke as he sat down next to his British friend, "eighty-two calls of all of you singing Barbie girl at 2 IN THE MORNING," he yelled slightly making the four whine.

"Please for the love of god shut up," the Aussie spoke up surprising the three sober men.

"Arthur mate, what did you all drink?" his brother asked laughing.

"Last I remember were the shots," he answered in broken French and English.

"So you don't remember when you all ran out of the club and went to Costco?" Lando spoke with a smirk, "And Y/n pushed Arthur around in the parking lot in the shopping carts,"

"What?" the pair asked, the girl sitting up, letting the blonde take back his hand.

"Oh, that is not even the worst part," Charles continued, "You and Oscar stole traffic cones, put them over your head and began tackling each other, and slept on the road," he chuckled making the duo look at each other with wide eyes.

"Oh and let's not forget when Logan and Arthur climbed up a building," he said knudging the brunette next to him. The two in question looked sheepishly at the older men and back onto the table.

"I am never going to drink, ever again," Y/n groaned as she tried to keep her eyes open.

"Yeah right, let's see you in Vegas," The youngest Leclerc sniped, making the girl throw the napkin of Logan's face on Arthur.

"Hey, guys," Lando called out bringing everyone's attention to him, the six waited as Lando's eyes widened and widened, "WHY IS THERE A TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLAR CHARGE ON OSCAR'S COMPANY CARD?!"

oof this one was long af 😭 but I hope yall like how chaotic the boys get when they're with Y/n, cause we menaces frfr.

Taglist: @dark-night-sky-99 @cashtons-wife @i-wish-this-was-me @thehufflepuffavenger1

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celestiaras · 4 months

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i am politely and normally asking for gn reader eating out aia, sonny and shu’s pussy (if you do men with pussies, i’m aight if you only do aia tho)- 🚪 anon

━━━ .°˖✧ requested by 🚪 anon ˚₊ ⊹

ft. shu yamino, sonny brisko, aia amare (separate) x gn! reader — luxiem/noctyx/iluna, nijisanji en

╰₊✧ eating them out (that's it lmao)┊0.4k words

contains: smut!! dom reader & sub shu, sonny, aia┊giving oral, shu & sonny have pussies (probably ooc too smh) shu - getting caught masturbating sonny - semipublic (police station) aia - facesitting, overstimulation

➤ author's note: if you saw me post this before it was ready, no you didn't (also sorry it’s so short, i couldn’t think of anything 😭)

━━━ .°˖✧ shu yamino ˚₊ ⊹

he is doesn’t like to make it known how needy he with his outward demeanor and feels so embarrassed when you catch him touching himself on your shared bed after making the rookie mistake of not locking the door. he’ll insist that you don’t need to help him out, but you know that he can’t make himself come like you can so once he feels your mouth lap around his clit he’s gone. he’s usually the one in charge but something about having you pull his legs over your shoulders to get better access to his pussy just has him whining and starting to pull on your hair, grinding himself on your face in hopes to reach his climax faster. of course, you give him exactly what he wants, an orgasm that he’s been struggling to reach for so long, but you just need to keep eating him out through it to overstimulate him as punishment for not coming to you for help first.

━━━ .°˖✧ sonny brisko ˚₊ ⊹

nights are usually slow, the station is completely empty except for you and your boyfriend, so what better way to try and stay awake than riling him up before eating him out? not even he could deny that he was getting bored as well and could use something that isn’t coffee to get his blood pumping. the worry of getting caught wasn’t there when rustling his pants off to move in between his legs, so he could be as loud as he wanted when you start licking long stripes along his cunt. his blue eyes are shut tight while your nose nudges his clit and it just drives him crazy, but when he tries to get more stimulation, you simply pull back. even if this was an incredibly inappropriate thing to be doing while you’re both on the job, you know that there’s all the time in the world to slowly unravel him.

━━━ .°˖✧ aia amare ˚₊ ⊹

before she was on her toes and nervous to put her full weight on you, but now she’s properly sitting on your face and squealing as you pull another orgasm out of her with your talented tongue. her glasses are fogged up and slipping off, the only thing preventing her from trashing about is the tight grip you have on her plush thighs while she continues to make a mess all over your mouth. she’s so loud that it almost drowns out the squelching noise that comes from you making out with her soaked pussy but she can’t help it! how do you expect her not to a moaning mess when you keep on flicking at her clit with your tongue until she feels like she’s gonna pass out? you’re too mean :(

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ahonice · 11 months

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right where you left me

luke hughes x fem reader

word count: 1.6k

warnings: angst, cursing, reader is a sad little bitch.

note: another song fic smh, i don’t like this one very much but i just needed to write something.

italics are song lyrics

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friends break up, friends get married. strangers get born, strangers get buried. trends change, rumors fly through new skies, but i’m right where you left me.

you met luke the night you moved into your college dorm freshman year, your parents were unable to stay to take you out to dinner so they gave you thirty dollars to go to a local diner. so there you were, having the most depressing meal of your life, when a boy slid into the seat across from you.

“you look really sad.”

“thank you.”

he laughed before apologizing, “i don’t mean it to be rude, but is everything okay? this is the saddest i’ve ever seen someone with a milkshake in front of them.”

“yea i’m okay, just moved into my dorm today and my parents weren't able to stay for dinner. i guess i just miss them.” you looked up from your untouched plate of chicken fingers to see who exactly was talking to you.

“oh i get that, i moved in a couple days ago. the first night is definitely the hardest.” he offered you a smile and stuck his hand out, “i’m luke.”

“y/n.”

matches burn after the other. pages turn and stick to each other. wages earned and lessons learned, but i’m right where you left me.

you found yourself at that diner a lot, going there to do your homework late at night when your roommate needed the lights off, going there whenever you were sad or just needed time to yourself, as well as going there whenever you and your boyfriend had a date night. it wasn’t the only restaurant you and luke ate at, but it was the most common one.

your relationship with luke was great, you were happy, he was happy, everyone around you was happy. that’s why you were blindsided when luke suggested you take a break during your weekly date nights.

“i just think that’s what is best for me, and for us, going forward. i need to focus on my rookie season in the nhl, i can’t have any distractions.” hearing luke refer to you as a distraction hurt, everything about what he was saying hurt.

“okay.” you didn’t want to agree, you wanted to fight him on it.

“once next season is over, then we can get back together, reevaluate everything.”

“okay.” one year, one year without him seemed impossible to you, but you needed to let this happen, this would only strengthen your relationship. luke would soon see what a life without you was and all you could do was hope he didn’t like it. this was the last thing you wanted, but you didn’t need him resenting you for any issues that could possibly come up during his rookie season that could easily be tied back to “he has a girlfriend, he is distracted, he isn’t putting hockey first”.

help i’m still at the restaurant, still sitting in the corner i haunt. cross legged in the dim light, they say what a sad sight. i swear, you could hear a hair pin drop, right when i felt the moment stop, glass shattered on the white cloth, everybody moved on, i stayed there, dust collected on my pinned up hair. they expected me to find somewhere, some perspective, but i sat and stared right where you left me.

your visits to the diner became more frequent after luke moved to new jersey, you were there the second your classes were finished for the day and you didn’t leave until the early hours in the morning.

you were used to it, the pity glances from the other customers when your tears began to spill, the sad smiles from the waitresses that had become all too familiar to you, the text messages from your friends and luke’s teammates checking up on you. nobody seemed to understand why you guys were broken up, but all you could respond with when they asked was “we aren’t broken up, we’re on a break.”

did you ever hear about the girl who got frozen? time went on for everybody else, she won’t know it. she’s still twenty three, inside her fantasy how it was supposed to be. did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion? breakups happen everyday you don’t have to lose it. she’s still twenty three, inside her fantasy.

you were in the diner, in that same booth where two of the three lightbulbs that hung from the ceiling were burnt out, more often than you were on campus. after summer break, once you had begun your junior year of college, you tried to avoid the diner with all that you had in you. your roommates telling you it does no good, it will only harm you to be in a place you once associated with happiness that now brings you nothing close to the fact.

you snuck out of your house at two in the morning after three weeks of being back in ann arbor, hiding your weakness from those you shared walls with, ashamed of yourself as you stood in front of the double doors, the left one still stuck after two years of you coming here.

you scanned the diner, seeing a couple familiar faces, giving them a fake smile before you made your way into the back corner. a false flash of hope struck you as you saw the back of a boy's head in the booth you could call home, but it wasn’t luke, you knew it wasn’t. you quietly made your way over to the booth, tears in your eyes, and got the attention of the boy in the seat luke once claimed as his.

“can i sit here? i won’t bother you, i just need to sit here.”

you’re sitting in front of me, at the restaurant, when i was still the one you want. cross legend in the dim light, everything was just right. i could feel the mascara run, you told me that you met someone. glass shattered on the white cloth, everybody moved on.

luke’s rookie season had officially ended with the devils being taken out of the playoffs in the first round, leaving him to head back to michigan while you were still in it. the school year was ending in two weeks and you were studying for your finals when your phone lit up.

from: luke

hey, i’m at the diner. we need to talk.

you could hear your heartbeat in your ears as you abandoned all of your materials and ran towards your car. you went fifteen over while driving to the diner, rolling through a few too many stop signs as well, but you made it and quickly went inside. you smiled as you saw the familiar back profile of your boyfriend sitting in your booth.

“hey luke.” you smiled, sitting down across from him.

“i met someone else.” your smile fell just as fast as your heart broke. in the time that luke was trying to figure out his career, life on his own, trying to be the best that he could be without any form of distraction, he met someone else. “-and i’m sorry. i didn’t mean for it to happen, it just did.”

you scoffed, your sadness quickly turned into anger. “how long?”

“i met her the night of my first game.” it was like the wind had been knocked out of you, that was only six days after you had agreed to go on a break, it took him six days to decide that you were not what he wanted, but what really made you angry was how long it took him to tell you.

“luke that was over a year ago, why did you not tell me sooner?” the tears in your eyes threatened to spill, but you wouldn’t let them, at least not in front of him.

your question was met with silence, the tension in the air was so thick it was choking you.

“this whole time you were with another girl? while i was pathetically sitting around, waiting for you, because i really thought that we were doing this whole thing so you could test the waters of your life in the nhl, but really you wanted to test the waters of your life without me.” you quickly stood up, cutting luke off before he could even try to speak. “goodbye luke.”

help, i’m still at the restaurant. still sitting in the corner i haunt. cross legend in the dim light they say what a sad sight. i stayed there. dust collected on my pinned up hair. i’m sure you’ve got a wife out there. kids and christmas, but i’m unaware. cause i’m right where i cause no harm. mind my business, if our loved died young, i can’t bear no witness and it's been so long.

you had just graduated and you decided to spend your last night in ann arbor in the diner, but this time you had company. your parents, friends, and boyfriend william. william was the boy who was sitting in luke’s seat that one night during your junior year, a friendship had blossomed after you that depressing night. it was never anything romantic, until you and luke officially broke up because you had the common decency that luke apparently lacked. tonight was unlike any night you had spent in the diners in the years before, you were happy, you were sitting in that same booth with all three lightbulbs lit, you could see other patrons and the waitresses and for once they weren’t looking at you with pity.

i’m right where, you left me.

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note: lol i actually hate this but i needed to write something i haven't in weeks (because i have zero inspo lmao i need help) but anyways enjoy, leave feedback, tell me if you loved it if you hated it, anything. love y’all babes!! have a great day <3

#ahonice writes #luke hughes #luke hughes imagine #luke hughes x reader #new jersey devils #nhl imagine

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transwicky · 5 months

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Prince Pacer Wicks' Security Team

Henry: Head of Wicky's Security. 30s. was in the military before joining security. Is willing to ground Wicky and scrub his mouth out with soap for cursing. Will sit on Wicky to keep him from causing an international scandal despite him telling the other two to be professional and mind their respects to the prince. He was recruited by the Real Head of Security, personally, for his acts of valor while in the military. He does not take shit (usually), and does not give it (usually). He will ground the other members of SMH if he finds the need for it, and for some reason, the idiots listen to him.

Frankie: 2 nd in command. mid to late 20s. tried to join the military but got stabbed when he moved to protect Wicky's brother on the way to a ceremony despite just being a witness on the sidewalk of the ceremony and not attending it. Is willing to intervene into anything if necessary, even if Wicky says not to. Especially if Wicky says not to. He was witness to an attempted attack on the family and helped stop it, and got appointed to the security team for it. He is a bit lax on some situations - like haze a palooza - but in others, he's more strict and concerned, like going on dates. His sister had bad dates before, he won't risk that for the boy he swore to protect.

Jacob: rookie member. literally 20 in Year 1. acts more like a big brother to Wicky rather than a bodyguard. Is the one attending kegsters with Wicky. Gets mistaken for his boyfriend or brother at least twice a week - often by 2 different people in the same group they're talking to. Gets girls thrown at him by Wicky as distractions and stupidly falls for it, despite being completely sober during the kegsters. He thinks Wicky should be able to go on a date on his own when it's literally down the street from their place and in the middle of the day. Gets outvoted often on most security decisions. Is potentially Wicky's favorite security team member.

That's it, that's the team, those are the people given the orders to keep Wicky safe while he's away at college in America.

#prince wicky au #imp chatters #I'm debating a subplot with them #just so you know

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shellyseashell · 10 months

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ben keeping his windows open when there’s a criminal on the run is a rookie move. should’ve been expecting audrey to show up smh.

#descendants liveblog

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nelle-fairytale · 2 years

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Redbull : Keep doing what ur doing because it working

Mercedes : what’s with your car? Ion get it, I get the team have to go thru “that” year and hopefully you will be better next year.

Ferrari : Wtf is ur Strategy ? And you have two drivers, when CARLOS does well, it doesn’t take much for you to GO AND SUPPORT HIM. Smh

Alpine : NGL, y’all made a pretty good car. And Alsonso for that shit you said about Lewis, like stop, it’s 2022, that personal shit just drop it. Move on.

Mclaren : y’all a “was” and “has been” team. You will always be this because you will choose one driver over the other instead of working to make the team better. Idk who ur strategists is, but fire them honestly. Team Boss Zak Brown, instead of having a father-son relationship with ur chosen one, have a boss-driver relationship, you let him run and own ur team, and can you build a decent Fucking car for Daniel for the rest of the season, y’all have money.. A lot of it too. Daniel deserves the absolute best, and you guys know it. At the end of the year make sure you pay up that nice 24 mil

Alfa Romeo : the best pairing y’all have. Zhou is doing so good for a rookie and we all know what Bottas is capable of.

Haas : kmag, ofc he’s great, don’t let him go, Mick too.

Alpha Tauri : what the fuck man? Like what ? Y’all have two great drivers. But if y’all keep listening to Helmut, which I think needs to call it quits, y’all won’t have any drivers left. Pierre is an amazing person who deserve tho world, and Yuki, he’s young and has much to learn.

Aston Martin : I don’t really know what to say, another that we’re losing Seb 💔

Williams : Genuine question.. why do you still have Latifi ? And Alex is going good for you guys. Honestly.

#formula 1 #f1 #red bull f1 #ferrari #mercedes f1 #mclaren #alpine #alfa romeo #haas f1 team #aphlatauri #aston martin #williams formula 1

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Love watching like fighting game esports matches because i go into the comments and theyre like SMH 🙄 CANT BELIEVE TEHPUNCHKING FAILED THAT EX SUPER CANCEL TO PUNISH LASAGNAMANS AGRESSIVE FART OF ZUES SUPER *SUCH* A ROOKIE MOVE

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leagueofleaguesff · 8 months

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YAHOO STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED CASH LEAGUE 💸 💰 🤑

WEEK 1 STANDINGS:

👁 Let's Look At Some Week 1 League Stats 👁

Yahoo breakdown of each premier week matchup below: 👁

Johnny 💲 Oliver

The narrowest win/loss margin of week 1

Kirk Cousins was the 3rd highest scoring QB of week 1 (Oliver)

Calvin Ridley was just outside the top 10 WRs in fantasy scoring in week 1. This is due to the surprise Jets punt return to end week 1, a return man squeaked in the ranks because of return yards scoring. (Johnny)

Despite a pretty good rookie debut, Bijon ended up outside the top 10 RBs for scoring (but top 15) -Johnny

Taysom Hill play by Johnny did not net much (only .40 points) but as bad as this was, another matchup had a worst TE scoring letdown.

Gano scored negative points which almost closed the gap enough for Oliver to close in. Thankfully Lamb did enough to offset.

The matchup ended on Sunday night as both Johnny and Oliver had no MNF players.

Watson did decent but barely. Olivers play of Cousins outscored in that category. Not only that, his bench QB (Russell) also outscored Watson smh. Good thing Johhny DIDN'T play Danny Dimes...he scored a measly 8 points in his season debut clobbering of Giants VS Cowboys on SNF. It was so bad, Johnnys bench RB Cam Akers even outscored him *shame*

In a curious move, Oliver benched Hopkins. He ended up scoring 2 more points than Godwin in his slot but he STILL would have lost by 1 point. With Andrews out, Oliver played kmet. No matter who he played, it would have been an excruciating close loss.

Jacobs in the Flex, Barkley in RB slot, & Godwin in the WR spot all scored just 8 points for Oliver. In this case, 8 ain't great.

Both Owners were winners in the CORE 4 last year. Oliver won in ILL-FL 🏆 while Johnny won in this very cash league 💸

Jermaine 💵 Demetri

Jermaine had both Ekeler AND Breece‼️This resulted in the Yahoo Cash League Commish to have 2 of the top 5 RB scorers of week 1 on his team 👀 (Ekeler 2nd & Breece 4th top RB scoring placement)

Combined, Breece & Ekeler scored about 68 points total just in Jermaines RB starting slots.

In an ironic twist, Diggs was the 7th highest scorer in fantasy points behind a WR (returner Gibson of the Jets) who's top score propelled the Jets in a overtime win despite Rodgers being out - for the year. The twist....Garrett was not even in the top 20 in fantasy scoring with A-Rod out of the game. That in itself may have cost Demetri the win. If only he had the hindsight to pick up a 5th string WR (I kid 😆)

Demetri had the lowest scoring squad of week 1

Among the many week 1 wonkyness, Patrick Mahomes finished below his projected points AND just outside the top 10 of QB scorers (11th). Rookie Richardson and Russell actually scored more. This didn't effect Jermaines winning outcome.

Per graph, the only lead Demetri had was the early Sunday games (for a brief time) until Jermaines team took off.

In summary, the Demetri loss could have been a win if not for the unfortunate Rodgers injury. Reaching and banking on the hype train, that costly tackle had ripple effects not only with the Jets - but the whole division and fantasy players as well.

Double jeopardy for Demetri... Dobbins also OUT FOR THE SEASON just exacerbated the doom n gloom of week 1 yuckiness.

Speaking of RBs, Demetri had Hunter Henry TE on his bench scoring 14. That's double Engrams output and almost the same amount of his 2 rbs combined (Dobbins 10/ Najee 4.9).

Demetri is currently in last place in week 1, but his brother (a new Comer to this league and thankful last minute replacement) has taken the exact opposite rank.

Taurean 💸 Laura

Lady Laura (as dubbed by T) barely wins against Taurean. We know this as you read in the recap pic below, her kicker Tyler Bass made it on her top player comparison smh. Then again, every position/every point counts. Kickers do put the 🦶 in 🏉 (Laura)

Taurean had the highest scoring player on either side of the contest. Trevor scored 34 pts which Laura's starting RBs and WRs had to combine to even match his sole score‼️So how da hell did she win⁉️ (Taurean)

Drake London had only one target all game. Are the falcons just that run heavy? Did the game dictate the offense? Are the Falcons hiding Desmond Ridder from the masses as a bust? Time will tell. But this left T with a big fat zero on his starting WR slot. This was just the beginning of the end. (Taurean)

Although Laura had to have both WRs combine totals for a double digit score, Taurean did have AJ Brown go past 10 (11.80 to be exact). Names like London, Cooper, Brown, and Deebo should not have scored this under projections. Could be just the slow start to the season. Typically the Defenses have the advantage early in the season while offense (new ones especially) take time to gel and sync thier timing.

Taurean had good performances from his RBs Pollard and Stevenson. Ironically it would be Pollards former teammate Zeek who would take some snaps (and thus potential points) from Ramandre, capping his output. What a twist. (Taurean)

Taureans Flex & TE had a combined score of 10 - the same as his kicker BUT the defense score couldn't match at a disappointing 9.5 points.

Laura's TE / Flex combo faired worst but she made up huge with the last minute save from her Jets defense (and special teams especially). The return yards or scores can play huge dividends. It was the deciding factor that propelled her to victory. (Laura)

At the end, it was huge outcomes like Trevor Lawrence that kept T in play but the big outcome at the end (Laura's Jets Def) that put the game away.

Delmar 💰 Omar

First and foremost, Delmar had Burrow who only threw for 82 yards total for the game. Needless to say, he was at a deficit from the start. I'm surprised he managed 10 points.

Making matter worst, Delmar had Higgins who scored a whopping 0 points 😔

To add salt to Delmars wounds, Swift scored him under a full point. At this juncture, Delmar, as the early afternoon games went on, Omar pulled away.

Even if Delmar played his higher scoring bench players (Zay Flowers & Goff), he still would have lost by a considerable margin.

What can we say about Omar's team? Tyreek Hill. He almost single handedly won the matchup for him 🤯

Even with Delmar playing all his highest scoring players...he would be about 25-35 points in deficit.

A cool note: Omar's Herbert AND Stafford (on his bench) scored 37 almost to the percentile.

Omar led the entire time in this matchup starting with AmonRa on TNF opener...he never looked back.

Delmar did have Aiyuk who went off. Normally his stat line (139 yards and 2 TDs) would be the top scoring WR. Was still good for 3rd behind Shaheed from the Saints (because of his 116 return yards... 👀 the reoccurring theme here?). Of course Tyreek was the top WR in fantasy and 2nd player overall behind his QB Tua.

Carla 🤑 Slick

Both Slick & Carla played top tier QBs in Hurts and Allen respectively. Both QBs produced but not to expectations/projected points. Regardless, each QB scored almost identical points (26).

Carla's Dionte ended up hurt resulting in only 6pts. Thankfully for her, Slicks WRs both had 6pts themselves. He other play of Jefferson more than made up the difference.

Even when you take into account the Flex plays by each, Sutton (while serviceable) was behind the rookie Addison in points. The 1st yr Addison ended up with a TD making Carla's lead that much more significant.

Yes folks you read that correctly, Carla has both Addison and Jefferson.

Let's also include Hockenson to boot, Carla's Viking stack strategy might be the hidden strategy to success. *Play the skol horn*

For Slick, Chase came up short big time but the RB sensation Bijan seems to be a great pick up. Sporting 2 rookies, Gibbs scored only half of his counterpart Bijan in his debut.

Rickys team simply underwhelmed mostly from a group perspective.

Slick too was dealt with the dreaded goose egg from Goedert which added onto his troubles.

Slick failed to even cross the 3 digit (100) mark for his total team score.

Weird note: Sam Howell (rookie for Commanders) on Ricky's bench ended up scoring more fantasy points than Allen & Hurts.

Carla had this won with Travis E who amassed over 100 scrimmage yards netting her a nice 20 point box score.

Papakess 🪙 New Guy

We finally got to meet PapaKess at the draft over Slick & Julia's crib. Definitely a tough opponent.

Jermaine secured a final 12th place player. That player is none other than Demetrius brother. Anthony is already is already making his mark.

While Anthony is in first place already, his brother a longstanding competitor Demetri is in last place. Oh the irony 😱

This specific matchup was the biggest beat down of week 1.

Papakess lost despite having the top fantasy scorer of any position. Tua had nearly 62 points. Tua alone made up nearly 45% of Shawn's total roster points.

Papakess RBs both gained decent points scoring over 40 points combined between Chubb & Henry. Unfortunately, the WRs had the other side of the spectrum with only 5 points combined 😕 (Lockett & Cooks)

Anthony's RBs outpaced Shawn's because.... CMC AND Aaron Jones sheesh‼️This combo alone scored 79 points.

Anthony's WRs both came thru huge as Olave and Devonte. In fact, his whole squad did. Aside the kicker, his whole team scored double digit plus. Kittle was the lone exception.

Anthony's Dallas Defense shutting out the Gmen net his team 55 points alone. With the top scoring defense of week 1 vs the top scoring QB/fantasy player overall, this is an unexpected outcome.

That the end of the recaps. Enjoy the games and good luck to all in week 2 ✌️

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playing chess on a bed smh. you have the right idea icha. just cuddle up to him if hes already there and enjoy the warmth. who knows. maybe he enjoys getting cuddled for a change. maybe he even falls asleep. maybe this is the winning strat

bows down, thank you thank you

and wouh cuddles. That would imply being on the same side of the board.

maybe (in a "normal" game version) he'd propose to play from behind you, to give you a fair challenge. after all he is switching his entire perspective, which gives you an advantage.

so yay! you have the advantage! it's supposed to be harder for him.

.... to play, i mean.

meanwhile he's tucking you with your back against his chest, cuddling very close because he has to look at the board after all, his face resting ways too close from the crock of your neck, breathing down here, and each time he moves a pieces he touches your body as it's in the way.

And actually in the end you're just too flustered to play correctly and you end up doing all sort of rookie mistakes that have him chuckles, his breath tickling your skin.

All you can hope for to win is for something else to happen to distract him because oooh boy you're doomed.

Anyway yeah that has Potentials.

#oghdhfhdhfkdkjjfhj #im sorry im sorry #im normal about this (lying)#ichareply #ichafantalks gbf #anonymous #hornposting

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Sukeban S/O | Tokyo Revengers

synopsis: you’re a sukeban! スケバン (Sukeban): Japanese slang for delinquent girl or boss girl! 暴走族 (Bosozoku): is the Japanese subculture of motorcycles (mostly costumed), basically biker gangs.

characters: Mikey, Draken, Baji, Mitsuya, Chifuyu, Sanzu,

word count: 1503

event: #𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐 𝐌𝐄?!

a/n: this is a female reader TT i normally stick to gn! readers but i feel like there are not enough female delinquents :’) (if you saw me hesitate to post this no you didnt)

— Mikey

- He thinks you’re cool as fuck, like seriously; you’re his girlfriend and in a gang? That shit rocks, dude, he wishes he could be as cool as you. So what if he’s the leader of Toman? You’re a sukeban!

- Doesn’t matter your position, if it’s as leader or just a rookie, he thinks the fact you’re part of the bosozoku and in a sukeban is amazing. Has he mentioned how he loves that you’re in a sukeban?

- He knows how deep the connection in a gang can be, which is why he doesn’t really ask you to leave in fear you’re going to get hurt. Manjiro knows there’s a risk, he’s in a gang too, but there’s also a sense of comradery he knows you probably also treasure.

- Loves hearing you talk about the shit you and your friends are up to, like, yeah! Do tell him about the time you almost knocked the wrong guy out because your friend got the address wrong! Go girl, give us everything!

- You’ll be talking about almost k-wording a man and he’ll look at you all dreamy as if you were talking about having met a puppy on your way over, insane.

- Loves teaching you cool moves and asks you to teach him some too, might even pull a cheeky “My s/o taught me that” after using something you taught him. Everyone in his close circle wants to die from cringe but people find it cool - Takemichi, Takemichi finds it cool (Draken has thought of just… leaving the room when he does that).

— Draken

- He didn’t know you were in a gang… just kidding, of course he knew. He didn’t really mind, of course; there was the fear you’d get hurt or in a bad fight, but he realized your gang tended to just cause ruckus rather than fight like Toman did.

- He knows you’ve gotten in fights, it’s inevitable when you partake in bosozoku culture, but that doesn’t stop him from worrying about you. Which is, in all honesty, kind of hypocritical considering this is Ken Ryūguji, the man who’s prone to beating people up when they give him a bad vibe (and gets stabbed like… every other day but whatever).

- “Draken, I’ll be going to a meeting, see ya!”

- “Make sure not to get into any fights,” he kisses your forehead, “and be careful out there, ‘s dangerous.”

- As if he hadn’t gotten a gash on his forehead from beating up three guys at once while in a fight with Toman, smh…

- He’s super proud of you though, he’s always so happy to hear you talk about your activities. He knows how important a gang can be and he’s just happy you have friends and people who always have your back in case he isn’t near you.

- Whenever you need anything done to your bike just ask him, like please, please, please ask him. The fact you trust him with your bike is so fucking sweet because he knows how much it means to you, ugh… he loves this, he loves you. Kiss him please.

- You’re a power couple, seriously.

— Baji

- Will ask you to race him to the nearest warehouse and set a car on fire with him, it’s his way of proposing to you </3

- He thinks you’re so fucking badass! He finds you look the best (wearing anything you like because you’re gorgeous and he’s whipped) when you’re wearing your gang’s uniform, your hair messy from just having fought someone.

- Will jokingly ask you to beat him up, but he asks so often you’re not sure it’s a joke anymore and honest to God? Baji himself is starting to wonder if maybe he does want to be beaten up by you

- Menaces to society… but together <3 Like, I wouldn’t be surprised if your gangs got together to buy you two child leashes so you can’t run away to… idk gang up on a poor intern’s car and get into fights with literal strangers over coins.

- Might rob a store and give you some pieces to buff up your bike… he’d literally rob a store to get you some candy, this man is committing crimes left and right for you, please stop him.

- One time, took you out on a date that consisted of you two just… destroying cars, props to him for somehow making it romantic (probably smashed a window and pointed at you saying “for my babe <3”... what does your girlfriend have to do with this car, hmm?).

- Unironically would call you a girlboss… wouldn’t mind if you wifed him up.

— Chifuyu

- He’s very excited about it, probably more than some of the other guys. Like, there’s something so cool to him about you also being in a gang – especially in an all girls one, he’d read about sukeban gangs before and always found them badass.

- He’s constantly asking you what it’s like, unlike Toman that’s pretty much filled with guys, your gang is exclusive to girls and with a pretty defined set of rules.

- Fuyu is a big fan of your ride, I feel like his bike is pretty tame compared to some of the others’, so when he sees yours and how it’s filled with modifications and such he’s on his way to get a bike magazine and start talking about your mods (I just… feel like he’s pretty big on mods alongside Draken).

- Don’t get him wrong, he’s worried about you sometimes, but he trusts you and finds the fact you can stand your own cool as fuck.

- Will sometimes call you up so you two can beat people up, it’s like a date except it’s not because you’re now running from the cops because they saw you beating the shit out of a guy.

- He doesn’t really try much of what he sees in shoujo on you, because one… he’s kind of embarrassed just by the thought of trying to kabedon you and two he feels more chill about the relationship since being in a gang is something you two have in common.

- Chifu is kind of like your own personal bodyguard even though you really don’t need one, he knows how being in a gang makes you a bunch of enemies by default so he’s ready to throw himself in the ring with/for you if necessary.

— Mitsuya

- You’d think he’d be more worried but he trusts you and your skills a lot, he definitely has a lot of respect for you and your gang.

- Doesn’t think less of you for being a girl in the bosozoku, if anything he holds you in a very high regard because he knows how old school some of the people in there are.

- He’s also super into the uniforms you wear and whenever you feel like altering your uniform he’s always ready to spice it up with you.

- But, this is Mitsuya we’re talking about and he does worry about you often, he’ll always put your health first when it comes to “patch up time” — the time of the day where you two meet and patch each other up. It’s a very peaceful time where you two sit in (mostly) silence, helping each other, sometimes talking about your days and how things have been in your own gangs.

- He hates to admit it, since it involves you both getting hurt, but being able to sit down and talk and care for each other really, really is the highlight of his day.

— Haruchiyo

- Very much wishes you’d join Toman instead of whatever gang you were a member of, but he also thinks it’s super cool. However, I don’t think he’d hold it against you, he knows loyalty and how it works… plus it’s not like you can’t eventually join him.

- His preferences aside, he’s probably one of the most okay (if almost apathetic to the fact) that you’re a sukeban. He’s so used to gangs and the lifestyle, I think he might not always remember not everyone is part of an organization like Toman.

- He admires you a lot, though he might not always say it, your strength and abilities are something he’s always been in awe of. If it weren’t for his mask, you’d find out he often blushes and grows flustered at your displays of strength and overall competence in your area.

- He also probably favors your bike over his, so be ready for him to be latching onto you while you both ride through Tokyo at midnight.

- Haru’s also very interested as to why you decided to become a sukeban, whatever reason it is he’ll always respect your decision and support you.

- His loyalty may lie with Mikey and Toman, but you’re always on his mind and own his heart. So, if you ever find yourself in a tricky situation, Sanzu is more than willing to drop whatever he’s doing to help you.

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The better comparison would be to Musashi since Musashi literally just has a shittier version of her eye.

Ophelia's eye can make any outcome no matter how improbable guaranteed to happen unless its literally impossible via forcibly removing all the other outcomes and allows her to see the nigh infinite possibilities of both the past and future (including even into other timelines).

Its why Vitch wanted it and why Skadi and Surtr note that it can mess with even them.

Similarly Wodime had faith that Ophelia could manage to tame Surtr with its aid (which legitimately was possible according to Surtr and Vitch but well Ophelia's own hangups prevented that from happening smh failed to control her simp rookie move).

And they wasted her in Lostbelt 2? Shame.

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YOU HAVE A MINI STORY FOR AZULA AND HER WIFE????? MS REBECCA I AM NOT ASKING I AM BEGGING

YOU ARE ENABLERS ALL OF YOU THIS IS A NOVEL UNDER THIS CUT

- SO SCENE SET a few years after canon, in their mid twenties (post sokka & azula solo) sokka and zuko are newly engaged, katara just decided to run for chief when hakoda steps down-- everyones pretty set in their lives.

-- azula’s doing pretty good- she’s grown a lot and learned some coping mechanisms and she’s gotten to a pretty good place with most of the group. especially toph and sokka-- but she’s starting to feel out of place in the palace.

--- like her whole life she was raised to be the fire lord, and now-- not only is she not the fire lord, she doesn’t really think being a part of the government's healthy for her at all. but she cant do that to zuko, whos done so much for her, who is she abandon him

- they all take a summer off and spend a few weeks in toph’s family’s country home bc rich people always just have house places smh (well, aang mentions he and zuko technically always on the job and zukos like “speak for yourself, hotman, iroh’s covering my gig, i’m lee from the tea shop rn”)

- the beifong’s house is in the middle of this smaller village on the coast, where there’s a farmers market every morning of local vendors, which sokkas psyched about.

-- nobody wants to go with sokka bc shopping with sokka means getting up at 7am and spending a full hour at each booth, but azula gets roped into tagging along when sokka is like “none of you are STRONG enough to wake up early and get going huh?” and her pride cant let that hang

-- rookie mistake.

- so she goes and spots nasim’s booth almost immediately and realizes in that moment: she’s not just a lesbian in theory. It is in fact, in practice. she is very gay.

- NASIM is a local greens farmer, whos family runs a pretty good sized farm on the outskirts of the village. her uncle is the bad boy of the family, who split off from lettuce to travel with his cabbage business. (this is completely added when i saw the cabbage merchant responses on the other post and laughed so hard SKSK)

-- nasim has always been a very level headed, calm sort of person. not shy, but careful with her words and very considerate. she’s one of those good men in the storm, so to speak; she’s the person who will level out every solution to a problem with immense patience. but with that, she’s not great at making decisions for herself, and is in NO MEANS a risk taker.

- sokka notices azula flustered immediately and is like “well as your almost brother i need to tell you how to flirt with her” and shes like “excuse you i know how to flirt” and goes up and just… bombs it. like we’re talking “you’re outfits really sharp” pt 2

-- “these are incredible lettuces. were i an enemy leader, i would burn your fields down as to ensure the opposing forces could not gain their nutrition!” “.... well lettuce burns more calories to eat than it gives but… uh thanks,”

--- sokkas like i may be above my head here, i recognize that.

- he brings it up to zuko who, in a rare display of pure big brother energy, immediately tells the group who all decided they HAVE to make this happen. toph, because she thinks it ripe with hilarious opportunity; katara because she thinks a relationship might chill azula out a little; suki because she has nothing better to do; and aang because he just loves love :,)

- obviously, they are all inept idiots who can only date members of their immediate friend group, so they do not help. aang goes along with her and nasim is like “are you the avatar?” and he’s like “why yes! yes i am!!” and shes like “you have to leave immediately, my uncle warned me about you.” “that tracks, that does track”

- azula is kinda freaking out bc through all this misplaced attempts, she is spending time with and getting to know nasim and genuinely likes her- to the point where she could see herself starting a life in the village which is DISGUSTING and very unazula like!

-- like nasim and her keep running into each other, even outside of the groups intervention and they like... get along? nasims one of the first people who knows who she was and doesnt care; and nasim has never met anyone with so much passion and fire.

- azula & katara have a talk where katara’s like look. you were pretty fucked up and you did fucked up things, but those don’t have to define you for the rest of your life. if i have found a way to forgive you, you have to forgive yourself. And if forgiving yourself means moving away from the capital and marrying a woman-- do it.

-- azulas like why are you being nice to me and shes like well “my brothers marrying your brother so that makes us…” “nothing to each other” “oh thank tui and lu”

- anywayy this is already far too long BUT YOU GET THE GIST they fall in love and she moves to the village and run the farm together and my god, ive made yet another farm lesbian god DAMMIT

#ALL ROADS LEAD TO FARM LESBIANS #thank you for hearing me out through this lesbian fit im having IM SORRY SKSK #redemption azula #not art #long response #long post #under the cut #read more #head canon #i just really want azula to find herself and like terrorize a small town with her intense community engagement

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