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captain-mozzarella · 12 days
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I feel like Anakin would forget to tell Rex about Ashoka
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kikker-oma · 4 months
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If sketch requests are still open, I wish to see Wind, Four, Hyrule, and Time playing Monopoly.
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Four is a smart man who values his life😳
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puppetmaster13u · 5 months
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Who wants a prompt entirely in memes.
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spacedace · 2 months
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“Hey, I need to get married for bullshit Infinite Realms reasons, you two in?”
“Tt, of course.”
“Sure thing! Do we need to get going for that like, right now? Or later?”
“Eh, like in a couple of hours? The Observants are demanding some Royal Ball or something and they pulled out some stupid old laws out of their collective asses that if I’m not married by the time it starts they can assign me spouses of their choosing, can you fucking believe that shit?”
“Woah, what the hell? Can they even do that?”
“I was under the impression they were only permitted to observe.”
“Right? It’s total crap, but apparently there’s like this super old law on the books and they didn’t bring it up until now when there’s like no time left to try and force me to marry someone they pick.”
“They are training to gain influence over you?”
“Eh, more like they’re trying to get control of my Dad by way of me. But still fucked as hell.”
“So why do you need to marry both of us? Or do you just need to marry one of us and we should play rock paper scissor for it?”
“Technically I only need to marry one of you, but I don’t want them pulling out any loopholes or something. So, it’d be great if one of you could be my consort for my role as Queen of Mirrors, and one could be my consort for my role as Crown Princess. You two can figure who’s who on that all that, I’m good with whatever.”
“Oooh, can I be consort for the Mirror Court? I can annoy Kon more that way.”
“I am amenable to that. Grandfather will have a fit when he learns that I can cut his access to the Pits off at my discretion and there’s nothing he can do about it.”
“Awesome, okay are you two good for meeting up at like, three? We can pop over to my Lair and get everything sorted out there.”
“Works for me, my only class til this afternoon is at one and the professor already said we’re cutting out early because she has to go out of town this weekend.”
“Four would be more agreeable if possible, I have to take Titus to the vet for his checkup.”
“Okay let’s aim for four then. It’s just signing some paperwork, making some quick blood-slash-ectoplasm pacts and swearing a couple binding oaths… Should only take like five or ten minutes?”
“They’re not gonna make you have a huge royal wedding or anything?”
“Nah. Dad keeps things pretty chill so as long as the paperwork is all in order we’ll be good. Though once Auntie Dorathea finds out she’s absolutely gonna make us have one. She loves planning weddings. Swear its what she makes her hoard out of somehow.”
“So long as we have a say in some of the proceedings I have no issue with that eventuality.”
“Same, it sounds like it’d be a fun way to annoy the Observants even more.”
“Don’t for get all the weirdos trying to be my suitors and all that bullshit.”
“We have an accord then. We can reconvene at the usual place.”
“Awesome, you two are the best! I gotta jet and let everyone know and get the ball rolling on the paperwork stuff. See you guys at four!”
With that, Nomad - Stella Phantom, Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms, Queen of Mirrors, Core of the Speedforce and ghostly hero of the Titans and the Justice League - tore a rip in the fabric of space and time and darted out of the room the same way she came. Through the mind-bending tear in reality the eerie, eye-searing green of the Infinite Realms glowed in all its unsettling glory, Phantom Keep a glittering expanse of night sky made solid in the distance.
Jon waved at her cheerfully as Damian gave a nod of farewell before both silently turned their attention back to their respective tablets as the portal closed behind their friend and teammate and the glimpse of the Ghost Zone disappeared again. Completely unbothered by the conversation just held or the life changing implications that came with them.
Jon was humming as he tapped away at something on the screen before him, Damian propping his head up on his fist in vague boredom as he frowned down at the information he was reading.
The rest of the room Nomad had left behind was caught in a frozen, stunned silence in the wake of the baffling conversation they’d all just been witness to. All eyes in the room darted between Flamebird and Pheonix seated calmly at the end of the table, then to the space where Nomad had disappeared to, back to the young men, and then towards the head of the table where Superman and Batman sat looking bewildered and a bit on the verge of heart attacks.
The short status update meeting was about to become much, much longer it seemed.
Though a lot more entertaining.
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CONCERT REVIEW: ALANIS MORISSETTE W/ GARBAGE AT ROGERS ARENA - JULY 31ST, 2022
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Few Canadian solo artists have had the impact and influence Alanis Morissette does. Performing from a very young age, she released Jagged Little Pill when she was only 21. It won multiple Grammys including Album of the Year, has sold over 30 million copies, and influenced many subsequent artists. It is generally acclaimed as one of the greatest international debuts ever – and it’s no surprise a tour celebrating its 25th anniversary was just as amazing.
Opening the show were alt 90s rockers Garbage. Formed and based in the US with Scottish singer Shirley Manson, this band shares status with Alanis in being huge icons of their era. They played in front of a giant backdrop of two stone angels, with strobe lights, flashing colours, and energy just as, if not more intense than many newer bands I’ve seen. 
Garbage played for almost a full hour, with stage presence that really brought the house down. In the early evening just after 7pm as they came on, most of the audience was sitting. But a few songs in, almost everyone was standing, dancing, and pumped. You could really feel the mood in the room as the crowd began to warm up and rock out. 
They circled through 12 songs, including their most recognizable hits “Stupid Girl” and “Only Happy When It Rains.” Shirley commanded the stage in a sparkling, dazzling black onesie. She ran around lots, shaking back and forth as only a seasoned cool rock star can do. She interacted with the audience a lot – in fact much more than Alanis ever did. She told a story about how, on tour in Edmonton, Alanis left the band an unexpected gift in the dressing room – a broom. “This is where gender divides us, because all the men in the audience are confused, and all the women are saying hell yeah, a broom!”
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She wished Vancouver a very happy Pride (as our festivities were happening that weekend), asserting that Garbage would always be allies to the LGBTQ – which received massive applause. She referred to today’s “weird conservatism” and gave a passionate and fiery speech about women’s rights and bodily autonomy relating to abortion, complete with curse words, emphasizing “my body, my choice.” Dedicating a song to the young women in the audience, it was clear Garbage is just as cool and compassionate as ever.
Garbage really got everyone excited for the main event. Just 25 minutes or so later around 8:30 the lights dimmed. It started with a video retrospective detailing Alanis’ life and career over the years. Snippets of interviews, movies, and parodies of her music throughout the 90s were shown. It was a reminder of her past and current impact, with some truly hilarious sketches laughing at herself. She came on stage alongside her full band and immediately launched into the upbeat, empowering anthem “All I Really Want.” 
This tour was featuring Jagged Little Pill played in its entirety. I wasn’t sure if she would be performing the album in order or mixing the setlist up. I wasn’t even sure if she would be playing any songs off her other records. In the end, she performed the thirteen tracks out of order and played between five to ten other songs. Some of these were just snippets/transitions between more familiar tracks, and the focus was definitely on JLP. As a longtime fan very familiar with the album and her other eras, I thought this was a great decision. It ensured a better mix between faster and slower songs, saving some of the best for last while diversifying the whole set. 
Jagged Little Pill is an album that’s honest, heartfelt, and empowering. It’s sarcastic and sad, yet also encouraging and optimistic. The lyrics are poetic yet catchy and personal yet universal. So many of the choruses and even verses had us all singing along. “Hand in My Pocket” had us going on about being poor but happy. “Head Over Feet,” a personal favourite of mine, had me almost in tears humming along about not being surprised if someone loves you for all that you are. There was the classic hit “Ironic” that had everyone chanting about rain on your wedding day. (Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?) And of course, she closed the main set with her most heated and arguably recognizable hit – one of the most angsty and exciting breakup songs of all time. In that moment, we were ALL here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away. (You, you, you oughta know.)
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What struck me most about the performance was just how youthful and similar to the studio recordings Alanis sounded. She’s been in the industry for three decades, consistently touring and recording. She’s had three children and gone from being barely out of her teens to middle-aged. Nevertheless, with the notes and pitch hit, you’d swear she hadn’t aged a day. Her music is both pop and alt-rock and involves lots of screaming, stretching, and wailing. I think it really speaks to her talent and stamina that the live sound is so clear and present.
In addition to the music, a striking feature of the show was the imagery. Almost every song had an interesting visual accompaniment. Videos of dancing teens, scheming men, and fiery flames amongst others backdropped Alanis at fifty feet tall. There were psychedelic and cosmic backgrounds, dishes being broken, peace signs for “Hand in My Pocket,” and stained glass church windows for “Forgiven.” (You know how us Catholic girls can be...)
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The non-JLP tracks were a solid mix of her later years. A standout was one of her latest singles, “Reasons I Drink” – a rather funny yet emotional and probably all-too-relatable tune. I wasn’t sure if the set would be intimate and solo or upbeat and detailed. In the end it was the latter; not once did Alanis perform solo or on the piano. This never took away from the experience, and she still played the harmonica and guitar at times. 
The encore was beautiful, touching and emotional. She began with “Your House” – a hidden track on the original album – and comedically restarted the song three or four times to a different tempo and musical style. (“No, that’s not it…”) Alanis circled through her 1998 track “Uninvited,” which included a few candid family photos of her, her husband, and three young children, to lots of applause. Finally, we finished with the cheerful and sweet hit “Thank U.” This was accompanied by the stage backdrop showing dozens of tweets from fans with the hashtag #ThankYouJLP25. These tweets had messages stating what these people were thankful for—everything from comic books and live music to family, friends, and life itself. It was touching and personal, and a great way to include fans from around the world. 
Rogers Arena holds over 18,000 people, and the show was sold out. I think it’s amazing that two women who peaked in the 90s can not only sell out an arena in 2022, but rock a crowd of all ages delivering the highest quality show possible. Being in that arena was like stepping back in time, reliving and experiencing glory days with the young and old. This was my first arena concert since 2019 in what was a different world, as I’m sure it was for many in the audience. It’s really great to be back sharing and experiencing live music again. I couldn’t have asked for a better return to large shows. 
Written by: Cazzy Lewchuk
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thistleandwine · 2 years
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What I resist persists and speaks, louder than I know. What I resist, you love, no matter how low or high I go.
Alanis Morisette Everything So-Called Chaos 2004
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carlarte · 7 months
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Oh, Hazel, look! The field! It’s covered with blood!’
Fiver is my favorite character in Watership Down, he's just like me fr. I was afraid this wouldn't read especifically as Fiver, but alas... i liked my initial sketch a lot so i kept it as it was.
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little-pondhead · 2 months
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ever wonder how little baby man was made?
@tourettesdog
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soapsbaby · 8 months
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Friends with Benefits
Kinktober IV
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Summary: How a friends with benefits relationship would go with them. Characters: Simon “Ghost” Riley, Johnny “Soap” Mactavish, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, John Price, König, Alejandro Vargas, Rudy Vargas, Valeria Garza, all x gn!reader Rating: NSFW (mdni) Word Count: 1200ish
Ghost
In the beginning it was a lot more “benefits” than it was “friends”. He had a lot of issues to let you in any further than just sleeping with you. 
You were an outlet for frustration and he was entirely honest about that and made sure you didn't feel used or led on.
It took a while but eventually you were able to spend the night, he started calling you when he needed company and eventually he even opened up to you a little and you finally got to understand why he acts the way he does.
He’s a very attentive lover and now that he has a closer bond with you, also an incredible friend. He is always there to listen, even if he often doesn’t know what advice to give you.
Often calls you over late at night or right after returning from missions, just needing a way to blow off steam. He tends to be a little rough with you, but only with your consent.
He isn’t interested in any relationship or attachments so he is quite happy with your arrangement. 
Soap
You and Johnny had been friends for super long before you eventually got closer to him. It was just supposed to be a sleepover so you could binge some horror movies together, but at some point his hand had ended up on your thighs, then you had ended up in his lap and the moment you started kissing you both knew it was over. 
Except for having sex not much has changed between the two of you, most of your hookups still happen during movie nights or other friendship hangouts that you would have had before starting to sleep together.
It’s becoming a problem when people start asking questions since neither of you pay any attention to the movies you’re supposed to be watching. “Oh, you watched (...) on the weekend, right?? How was it?” “Uh… Good… I think.” 
You are so casual and comfortable with each other that there was never really a phase of awkwardness between you two, it just felt natural. 
He honestly doesn't care if anyone finds out, is the type to pull you into a supply closet for a quickie.
Price
You are both very happy with the arrangement, even though except for missing full commitment you are basically in a relationship. 
He will always make sure you know you are taken care of and that you know how much he appreciates you, take you out for dinner or cook for you, get you gifts. 
Compared to the others, your relationship is a little more mature and less impulsive, you had been friends for a long while, tried to date but didn’t quite work out. Still, you both had to admit you enjoyed having sex with one another, so you just decided to go back to that part. 
He’ll check in with you often to make sure you are still happy with the situation and it is understood that if either of you ever find a serious relationship you’ll have to stop.
He likes to make sure he has his time with you, whenever you have a "date" he wants to have the whole day off.
Gaz
It was supposed to be just a friends with benefits situation but failed almost immediately. You both tried so hard to keep it casual but it was a lost cause from the first time. 
Gaz used to have hookups quite often when off duty, but now that he has you, he doesn’t really want or need that anymore. He doesn’t want to admit it to himself, let alone you, but he’s kind of obsessed with you.
At this point you are spending so much time at each other’s places that you might as well move in, but both of you are afraid to suggest taking the next step because that is not what we agreed on.
He is so sweet, always taking his time with you, making sure you are the priority and that you feel well taken care of.
So good at giving oral.
König
You’re one of the few people from his past that he is still in contact with and though you don’t get to see him often, it’s a good time whenever you do.
It’s good for him to have someone from his childhood that can give him a reality check and make sure he doesn’t forget where he came from when he needs it.
He isn’t the best at communicating, which your situation requires a lot of, so you run into problems at times. You don’t see each other often, most of the time there is a lot of distance dividing you, plus the time zones, so there is a lot to be navigated.
He likes and appreciates you a lot though, so you make it work somehow.
Most of the time he is super gentle with you and will do whatever it takes to make sure you finish first, however there have been situations where he just needed to use you to get some negative emotions out of his system after a failed mission.
Alejandro 
He always said he wasn’t one for casual sex, that he was made for relationships, but he had to learn that that just isn’t fully true. Once you and him started sleeping together he had to realize how convenient it was to have someone to help him have his needs met without the responsibilities that come with actual relationships.
He’s a great lover, extremely attentive, very loving, and skillful at what he does. He’d never be selfish and only get himself off.
Rudy
You have been friends with benefits for as long as you can remember, so the communication between the two of you is great since you just know each other so well.
It started when you were joking around with him after a bad date how dating around wasn't worth it just to have mediocre sex with people you barey liked and he got competetive about it.
"Bet I could do better." (He in fact could and did do better)
You don’t sleep with each other that often, just once every few months when you both feel like it. Most of the time when you hang out, things stay strictly platonic, that is just the way things work out for you.
Valeria
She doesn’t have many friends that she can actually trust, so she was terrified to push your relationship any further than a friendship. She didn’t want to risk losing you, one of the few people who knew her before the army, before the cartel. 
Still, one thing led to another and she’d never want to go back to before. She knows you might not fully support her work in the cartel, but that you still feel nothing but loyalty for her.
She doesn’t have time for an actual relationship and also wouldn’t want to put someone in danger of getting caught up in the crossfire of cartel dealings, so you being fairly low-commitment for her is ideal.
She can be a bit of a selfish lover, but you adore pleasuring her, so it all works out in the end.
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chaosandmarigolds · 25 days
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Teehee, did everyone around me tell me- ‘coco staying up for forty eight hours to study for exams is not healthy. Drink some water. Take a nap.’ Yes. Now I still have till Tuesday and I want to actually drop out and i dunno- cry?
ANYWAY, I present a lil dribble Drabble because YALL ARE SO GOOD TO ME. 1,300 of you guys like the stuff I write! Yay!
(It’s more mechanic!reader dynamics, bc those make me laugh)
Hypothetically speaking, not really hypothetically it happens routinely now, post mission everyone is a bit worse for wear. You included, so the captain gives everyone a few days to do nothing.
The issue with that? Work-acoholics. You stumble out of bed at six in the morning to get coffee, still in pjs to find Simon in the gym.
“Lt? Oh my god you’re naked.”
To that he gives a glare, reaching for the mask that laid discarded on the box, “Why ‘yer up?”
“Coffee. Why are you working out? You hurt your shoulder….sir.”
“Nun of your business.”
A second passes.
“Okay. does this mean I can go finish up the reports?”
“Ask the captain.”
“He’s gonna say I need to rest!” You would gripe, “I’m fine. I just see double and almost pass out I move too quick. I get the same way if I don’t eat for twelve hours.”
A pause. “You worry me.”
(Annnnnnyway that’s it <3)
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actuallypunny · 10 months
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obsessed with this fucking guy. i think he should come back
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aptx!kaito au in which Shinichi doesn't know aptx exists and feels insane that his leading theory is "a six year old is the mastermind behind Kaitou Kid"
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DPxDC Prompt
Thinking back on it, Danny probably should have been more wary of being given the title ‘Ender Of Timelines’.
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puppetmaster13u · 5 months
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Prompt 147
“It wasn’t my fault!” 
It really wasn’t. Natural portals open all the time, and it wasn’t like he was the one driving! They were just testing out some new gear in the Zone, and the motorcycle was for Jazz so she needed to know how to use it! 
So really, it’s not his fault they’re stuck in another world until another portal opens, nor is it his fault that they’re getting chased by a bunch of yellow-eyed undead. No Tucker, they aren’t your friends just because they have gold-eyes too- and Sam please don’t ask the plants to stab them, they don’t need ghost gold-eyed creeps after them! 
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thetarttfuldickhead · 5 months
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Jamie announcing his and Roy’s relationship to the world by finding the right date on the “have roy kent and jamie tartt fucked yet” account that we all know must exist and just retweeting it with a “yes :)”.
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gummi-ships · 7 months
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