#somecallmejohn

[justfrozenthings]

It’s hard to believe we’ve had ten years of Frozen!

To celebrate, I participated in a collab with some friends in honor of the anniversary of this film so many of us hold dear to our hearts.

For my part of the collab, I drew Anna! :)

She’s always been one of my favorites to draw, I think it’s because I relate to her so much! It was so fun getting to work with other talented artists. Here’s to ten years and more of Frozen!

🌻🌻🌻🌻

Elsa: @toyboyfan

Anna: Me

Kristoff: @somecallmejohn

Hans: _jasiuart_ on Instagram

Sven: @gabiwnomagic

Honeymaren: @sparebutton

#frozen #frozen 10th anniversary #elsa #honeymaren #kristoff #sven #anna #hans #frozen fanart #honeymaren fanart #kristoff fanart #anna fanart #elsa fanart #sven fanart #hans fanart #fanart

[bad-at-names-and-faces]

Thanks to @somecallmejohn putting the bot on his discord server, I got to play around, too, and have AI art of Elsa as a Viking Shieldmaiden:

#elsa #ai artwork #totally using this for Inga tbh

[headcanonsandmore]

@booigi-boi​ and @somecallmejohn​ [pictured]

#booigi-boi #somecallmejohn #seriously though; you two are both awesome and i hope you're both doing well #tw: chris pratt #tw: death

[justlookatthosesausages]

May I suggest Anna and Kristoff telling their story to their kids, mirroring the time Agnaar and Iduna did that to young Anna and Elsa, and the kids being amazed at the story and ask about their auntie Elsa which eventually leads to a snow sisters reunion?

(THE FEELS AHFHFJFFJGHG!! this is so good I’m gonna go for a big drabble I think hahaha - and of course I get inspiration from your Kristanna children OCs)

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“And you jumped off a cliff??” Asked Hugo, eyes wide. 

Kristoff giggled as he tucked his eldest son in his bed. “Yes I did. Well, actually, it’s your mother who jumped first. I had no choice but to follow her. Just like in life…” He added with a wink.

Anna, who was standing on the threshold with a sleepy Andrew in her arms, shook her head with an eye roll. 

Hugo had a mischievous smile. “So you did crazy stuff too, mama, uh? Did you get a scar like me?”

“No, I didn’t” Replied Anna, still in her guilt after his incident on his first ice harvesting trip when they encountered wolves. “Also, I was 18 when it happened. Try not to risk your life again until then, uhm?”

He giggled in his sheets, and Kristoff ruffled his hair with a laugh. 

“Jumping off cliffs is epic”, commented the blond boy. 

His parents smiled, and Anna gave a sign to her husband as she left the room. “Come on, we have to put Andrew to bed.”

“I’m not tired!” Exclaimed her youngest boy in her arms. His voice was so drowsy that it got comical.

Anna smiled and nudged his nose with hers. “Yes you are.”

He mumbled something, putting his head back on her shoulder. 

“Mama, could you tell us another story before sleep?” Asked Hugo.

Andrew’s face jumped up, now totally awake and excited. Anna had to restrain herself from grunting. She knew how impossible it was to put Andrew to sleep after a second bed time story. “Another one??”

“Yessss, pleeeaaase!” Begged the two princes with big eyes. 

Kristoff tapped the sheets of Hugo’s bed. “Okay, mama sits back down. But a short one, alright? What do you want this one to be about? Andrew, you get to choose.”

The redhead boy had a thinking pout as he sat on the bed next to his mom. “Can you tell us a story about Auntie? We haven’t seen her in a while.”

The cute, warming, familial atmosphere in the room suddenly vanished. Kristoff stopped smiling, and cleared his throat as he lifted his eyes to his wife. 

“I already told you last week, sweetheart.” Said Anna, her voice suddenly weak. “She’s busy up North.”

“Because of the war?” Remembered Hugo. 

Kristoff gave a sad look to Anna. 

“Yes, because of the war.” Said Anna. She forced herself to smile and have a strong voice. “She needs to protect the land from the destruction that humans could bring when they fight each other.”

“Why do they fight each other?” Frowned Andrew, who never understood hate and vowed to always have a peaceful behavior. 

“It’s adult stuff, buddy. It’s too complicated. You’ll get it later.” Summarized Kristoff. Now was not the time to get political. 

“Is it dangerous for her?” Asked Hugo.

Right in Anna’s heart. She gulped audibly, and Kristoff put a soft hand on hers. The Queen turned to him and gave a reassuring nod. “It’s okay. I can talk about it.” She whispered. 

“Yes, it’s very dangerous.” Stated Anna to her sons. “She has to get in the way of both sides, and not take any, and make sure that Nature doesn’t get attacked on the… Battlefield.”

She had paused before saying the last word, and Kristoff looked at her with a supportive gaze. 

“Do you believe in her?” Said Andrew, and the question was turned to both his parents. 

“Of course”, immediately said Kristoff with some pride. “She’s amazing.”

“She’s the person I admire the most. She’s brave. She’s powerful. And she’ll always succeed.” Smiled Anna. 

The two princess nodded in silence. Even from their young age, they perceived the emotion of the adults in the air. 

“When will she come back again?”

“How long have you not seen her?”

They asked at the same time, and Anna clenched the sheets with her fist to not cry right then. She passed a hand in her untied hair and tugged it behind her ear.

“It’s… Wars can be long, you know, and… Uhm… It’s been more than a year since I last saw her. Since we all saw her.” She added, bringing the ‘us’ feeling of her family to give her courage. “But I get news from the battlefront from time to time from the informants, and there are rumors that the war is getting to its end.”

The two boys gave hurrahs and cheers, glad it ended on a positive note. 

“Alright, you two devils, it’s time for bed now.” Smiled Anna, remaining happy, for the little faces of her children filled her heart with love again. 

She was about to take Andrew in her arms once more, but Hugo tugged her sleeve. “Can you close the window before leaving?”

Anna frowned and looked up, and saw that indeed, the window was half open. 

“I didn’t even notice it was opened. Kris, did you–”

“No, I didn’t do anything.” Frowned the man. “You know I don’t want Hugo to catch a cold.”

It was true, and Anna squinted her eyes as she stood up from the bed and walked to the window. The air of the outside was cold, and she hurried a bit to take the handle and close it. When suddenly, something in the air caught her attention. This type of cold felt familiar. 

The redhead passed her head by the window and looked down the castle at the field below. Something seemed to shimmer in the distance, walking slowly along the grounds and to the walls of the castle, just under Anna. Something white, sparkly, and her long untied clear blonde hair was floating in the evening wind, and her smile was visible even from here… 

Anna let out a great gasp, and clasped her hand on her mouth. Even if her expression was a proof of big emotion and happiness, Kristoff ran to the window to see what she saw. And his jaw dropped as well, melting in a smile. 

With a swirl of snow and wind, the smiling figure below rose up to them, floating in the air right in front of the window, and the gust of wind pushed the windows apart so she could enter. 

Elsa had planned to land next to Anna, but she barely passed the window sill that suddenly Anna grabbed her in the air and pulled her in her arms for an intense hug. 

The Snow Queen yelped in surprise, and almost fell on her younger sister as the wind behind her closed the window neatly. In a gasp, Anna tightened her arms around her, her nose buried in her neck, and Elsa smiled and gave her the intensity of the hug right back. She finally put her feet on the carpet of the bedroom, and smiled at the familiar sensation both under her ice sandals and the warm feeling of being in Anna’s arms. 

They stood there a while, being in each other’s presence without saying a word. Kristoff noticed that Anna was practically clamping herself to her sister, and he chuckled as he stepped closer. 

“Hey, let her breathe, maybe…” 

Anna let go of the hug and apologized, and indeed Elsa had to retrieve some oxygen as she stepped out of her arms. 

“How are you?” Asked Kristoff, delighted to see her again as well. 

“I’m really well, thank you”, smiled Elsa with a giggling voice, and she already filled the room with happiness as she did so. “It’s just been the tightest embrace you’ve ever given me”, she added to Anna as she massaged her ribs. “I haven’t felt this constricted since I got crushed by giants. I missed your amazing hugs.”

Elsa still had her hand in Anna’s, and she passed her thumb along her fingers. The latter giggled with a big smile, then it briskly dropped. 

“Wait, what? Crushed by giants??” 

The Snow Queen waved her other hand for a dissuasive effect. “They didn’t do it on purpose. I’ll tell you later. It’s a long story.”

Anna interpreted from her answer that she wasn’t going to stay for long, and all glee disappeared from her heart. Elsa seemed to read in her like an open book, because as soon as Anna looked down in disappointment, the blonde put her hands on her shoulders. 

“I plan to stay for a long time in the castle. We’ll have plenty of days to catch up now that war is over. I’ve heard that you planned big changes to expand Arendelle? I can’t wait for you to tell me all about it.”

Anna’s eyes danced all around Elsa’s face as she listened to her and had so many emotions at each word she said. There was so many informations to process, and was speechless as she didn’t know what to reply; her mouth dropped open. 

The elder melted in a smile at her reaction, and came closer to kiss her forehead. Then she saw the children behind her. 

All that time, the two princes had been staring at them three, and were too shy and overwhelmed by the situation to even say a word. Elsa stepped to them, her untied hair floating around like a mane. 

“Hugo! Andrew! Gods, you grew up so much!” She exclaimed, a big smile stretching her face. 

She clearly was emotional, and the boys giggled in return. Kristoff stepped closer.

“Now they’re…”

“9 and 5 years old, yes” Smiled Elsa.

Kristoff missed a heartbeat, and Anna seemed shocked as well. She knew? He thought that for all that time, and all the events she had to face and take care of, she could possibly have forgotten her nephews’ birth dates. But judging from her confident look at she stared at the boys, she knew exactly. 

The mountaineer turned his head to his wife, and noticed that Anna had tears in her eyes, overwhelmed by both the surprise to see that she knew, and the happiness to have the presence of her caring sister again. Elsa said she missed her hugs, and Anna too, but also the aura of her elder and the way her faced beamed with love. 

“Do the magic! Do the magic!”

The Queen was snapped out of her daydream by Andrew’s voice. Childish and therefore high-pitched, it reminded her of her own childhood memory when she asked Elsa this exact request. That was the trigger; when she blinked, Anna’s tears finally went down her cheeks, and she let out a slight squeal. 

Elsa’s sense of hearing was sharpened since her Fifth Spirit transformation and her experiences in the wild, so she turned around with a worried expression as Andrew and Hugo were jumping on the bed under her shower of snowflakes. 

“Are you okay?”

The redhead rubbed her tears, and let out a giggle that sounded like a gasp of relief.

“Yeah, I just… I’m so happy that you’re here, Elsa.”

The elder smiled tenderly in return. “I am too.”

#somecallmejohn #asks #this is super cute i love writing auntie elsa #kristanna #kristanna children #aunt elsa #frozen #frozen fanfictions #frozen drabbles #frozen prompts #frozen 2 drabbles #frozen 2 prompts #post frozen 2 #frozen 2 #snow sisters #frohana

[awesomemaple]

@somecallmejohn posted a frozen art meme template and i Had to do it :D this was so fun! 

Commissions are open! :D

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#frozen #frozen 2 #chubby anna #elsa #kristoff bjorgman #honeymaren #bruni #ryder frozen #gabeihh draws #somecallmejohn

[robotslovedeath]

Any Rydoff modern au headcanons?

they live in the countryside with their horses and a farm you cannot TELL ME OTHERWISE

its so funny to me but its also so true its scary

theyre the only young adults that go to those dumbass horse things and all the elderly look at them like 'what the fuck are you doing here' and theyre the loud ones and just scream 'GO THUNDER GO THUNDER GO THUNDER' but end up losing and just cry about it at home

they have a dog and a cat

the dog for the sheep and the cat for the rats

they love stargazing 😳💖 and live their lil lives in the countryside like idiots

#lolo answers #rydoff #somecallmejohn #modern au #headcanons #hcs

[cpt-pop]

Fan art of SomeCallMeJohnny. A Youtuber I really like. His video’s actually got me playing all the Kingdom Hearts games right now. 

#Fanart #fan art #somecallmejohn #video games #kingdom hearts #digital drawing #digital art #art #organization xiii

[nemmaemma]

Happy Kristanna Chirstmas in July @somecallmejohn! I know you asked for either a Hogwarts au or something that included your oc Hugo, but creativity struck so I hope you don’t mind this forehead kiss instead! I could not for the life of me get the dream I had about Frozen 2 out of my head and maybe went a little overboard? Anyway this was really fun to draw

#kacij2019 #kristanna #frozen 2 #my art #epdraws #kristoff bjorgman #princess anna of arendelle #somecallmejohn #can I just say again how much I LOVE how this turned out? #and they have matching sashes ;) #I couldn't tell from any photos or the trailer what her sash looked like so I improvised #I mean its only right considering they matched ish in frozen fever? #also the background? she took forever but I love her #tbh ive never done a background that looked this good and that looks like they fit into the environment

[gingersweetlove]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Thank you!!! X

#somecallmejohn

[howtobeaconartist]

Hello, I'd like to start selling prints, but I don't have the money for a printer, could you recommend me a site where I can order prints of my art that ships in Europe?

Kiriska: Unfortunately, since the mods here are US-based, we don’t have a lot of knowledge about the European scene, including with regard to suppliers. As mentioned before, googling around is probably your best bet if you can’t find a European artist community to ask. Stuff like “[country] online printing” might be a place to start.

We really encourage European (and other area!) artists to post and share resources! I follow the general #artist alley tag, along with #htbaca and #howtobeaconartist, so if relevant things pop up there, I’ll happy reblog! Folks are welcome to submit directly to HTBACA as well.

Our #european resources tag remains very sadly sparse. :c

#somecallmejohn

[kristannaweek]

A big shout out and thanks to all the Kristanna Artists for taking part in the Kristanna Art Exchange 2018! 

@pikyuuott, @upthenorthmountain, @awesomemaple, @thegeekogecko, @isdronning, @kristanna, @somecallmejohn, @takemetofantasyland, @kristannafever, @empress-elizabeth, @frenzy5150 & yours truly, @reiswonderlanduk!

Please continue to give them some support and love by liking/reblogging their art so that they are able to create even more beautiful art for you all to see!

Well done, everybody! 

#kristanna art exchange 2018 #kristanna #kristoff #princess Anna #art collabs #look at all the beautiful arts! #pikyuuott #upthenorthmountain #awesomemaple #thegeekogecko #isdronning #somecallmejohn #takemetofantasyland #kristannafever #empress elizabeth #frenzy5150 #reiswonderlanduk

[ahtohallan-calling]

The events of Frozen took only one day >:(((((

it’s FOUR DAYS even i know that and i’m a bad frozen stan do NOT make me post all my screenshot proof

#asks #shitpost #somecallmejohn

[justlookatthosesausages]

Prompt: How about some ice bros? Elsa teaching the basics of being royalty?

(I have written some similar prompts many times, but I actually never went on topics like ‘royal eating’, so let’s go!)

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“And about fancy dinners…”

“Oh my, I’m the worst at those.” Muttered Kristoff. 

“No you’re not.” Assured Elsa with a warm smile. “You just need to learn.”

She asked him to stay seated at the great table and went to a cupboard where she took cutlery and all the tableware they needed. She dressed two sets, so her brother-in-law could imitate her movements when she would show him. 

Kristoff was so nervous as she put everything in place that he fidgeted with the green and purple table cloth that dropped on his thighs. He tried to light the situation a bit with a random question.

“How do you know where the tableware is?”

The blonde smiled as she put a wine glass and a water glass in front of him. “We may have staff preparing everything in the castle, it doesn’t change the fact I know where everything is. Also, Anna often breaks things. It’s handy to know where to get replacements. Don’t get me started on the fact that she broke two thousands salad plates when she was a child.”

The man laughed at the memory of the time Anna told him about it. Elsa chuckled.

“Okay, focus. I’m gonna teach you the utility of each and every item on the table.”

He nodded wisely, and listened as she pointed at everything, standing next to him. She explained their purpose in a soft voice, and even gave him some personal tips. 

Kristoff sighed once she was done, even if he was happy to know all that new knowledge. “Woaw, that’s a lot of stuff.”

Elsa chuckled. “There won’t be any situation where you’ll need all of them at once. I took every possibly knife, for example, and it doesn’t make sense that they’re all here. One important rule that always apply, however, no matter how much cutlery you have, is to always start on the outside.”

“What?”

He rose his head to her. “What do you mean? I thought we were rehearsing for a dinner inside this room. Anna told me it’s the only room where she welcomes guests to eat after meetings. Why do we need to eat outside first?” 

It took all of Elsa’s willpower to not burst into laughter right then. She grabbed the back of the other chair to restrain herself, and stopped her giggle with a cough. “Uhm... This is not... This is not what I meant. Outside, as in external cutlery. The first course requires the fork and knife that are on each end, then the second course the second to last fork and knife, and so on. Far left and far right are the first you’ll use.”

“Ooooooh. Okay.”

He then blushed deeply, feeling truly ashamed of his comment. “I’m so stupid. I didn’t even-”

“Kristoff, you’re very far from stupid. Trust me.”    

She put a hand on his shoulder, and dove her eyes in his. 

“It took us years to learn every royal manner with Anna. We literally had classes about it, with annoying tutors and so on. So don’t despair, it’s normal that you’re lost. You have the right to be wrong.”

Kristoff timidly nodded and muttered a thank you. 

Elsa pointed at the biggest chair of the room, at the end of the table. “Also, Anna will always defend and support you. If something goes wrong during the dinner, don’t panic, I’m certain that she will give you a sign as a warning, or get your back if you receive a mean comment from one of the guests.”

The young King nodded. “Okay.”

He then smiled. “Funny, it does sound familiar to you. Did you, by any chance, have to give advice to Anna during the three years after the Great Thaw?”

Elsa shook her head, but was amused anyway. “No, she knows everything about royalty basics. But I had to attract her attention sometimes during dinners. She has a tendency to be very hungry when there are diplomats coming over. Long days of economic exchanges open her appetite. And she then eats like an ogre.”

“Yep, that’s still true.” Laughed Kristoff. 

He put the cutlery down, precisely putting everything back in place. “Can we start over? I want to get this perfectly.”

“Sure.” Smiled the Snow Queen. “The dinner only is tomorrow night, we have plenty of time.”

“Actually, I was thinking about starting from the very beginning.” Said Kristoff, standing up, putting the chair neatly at its emplacement, and walking to the door. 

“Oh, you mean, from the moment you welcome the diplomats in?” 

He nodded, a bit nervously, then determined. Elsa smirked.

“You don’t take this lightly, uh?” 

She stood up and joined him in the corridor, where they could pretend guest would come and do the simulation all over again. Elsa smirked, a familiar sarcastic eyebrow raising as she lifted her head to the blond man.

“Tell me, who is this dedication for? Do you put that much effort for your image or to impress Anna?”

Kristoff had a sly smile, and bowed respectfully. “As a King, I have all the right to not answer your question.” 

She let out an impressed scoff, and bowed back. “Alright. Well, King Kristoff of Arendelle, after you.” 

Elsa gestured to the room then he walked in, and they did the whole dinner rehearsal again. 

#somecallmejohn #asks #this was very classy and fun to write #yes there is a glass for water and a glass for wine you disgraceful peeps #(i say that and i don't even drink wine) #(but french classy is french classy) #kristoff being clumsy and lost in learning but being genuinely interested is adorable #and of course elsa is very patient and soft when teaching him #ice bros #when they're not talking about ice awesome properties they have sweet moments like those #they're cuties #frozen 2 #post frozen 2 #frozen #cute #king kristoff #snow queen elsa #fifth spirit elsa #frozen prompts #frozen 2 prompts #post frozen 2 prompts #frozen drabbles #frozen 2 drabbles #post frozen 2 drabbles

[karofsky]

Wicked, into the woods and heathers ?

Wicked: Favorite food?

I love soup! A good chicken noodle can get me through the worst of days

Into the woods: Favorite drink?

Non-alcoholic is chocolate milk, alcoholic is this shitty vodka lemonade thing from DCA that is both good (the SPRINKLES), heavy handed, and nostalgic for me

Heathers: Favorite book?

You know of everything I think my two favourites are probably The Sight by David Clement-Davies and the Varjak Paw series. They were both the two I really liked as a kid and they still hold up-- Varjak Paw ESPECIALLY, since it’s technically a children’s series, but it’s got some dark and mature lore in it which is my shit. Tl;dr, big furry

#somecallmejohn #ask

[awesomemaple]

Dry banana hippy hat Gabs!!!

AWW thanks john!!! you’re the sweetest 

<333

#gabeihh's asks #somecallmejohn

[eclipseisminetocommand]

I know that Merlin is an asshole and he's not the fandom's most favorite character, as he's the one who forced Jim to become a troll when he has already proved that he's capable of destroying Gunmar, but I think that "Wizards" might focus on what Merlin has been through and maybe show a more sympathetic side of him

yeah I mean I wouldn’t mind maybe a little backstory but if it’s gonna be about his adventures then I’m gonna punch someone in the face(although the synopsis says it’s aliens, wizards and trolls together and that sounds way better)

#ask #somecallmejohn