#someone tell Arthur

[potters-little-ferret]

Arthur and Lucius run into each other at The Leaky Cauldron. What begins as their usual bitching sesh gradually turns into them challenging each other to a drinking game. Which escalates to them becoming incredibly drunk. They play beer pong. Arthur gives Lucius a slurred lecture on the function of a rubber duck. At some point in the evening, Lucius ends up wearing Arthur's glasses. They buy weed off some dodgy bloke in an alley. Arthur gives Lucius a "driving test" in the Ford Anglina and they end up in a ditch.

The next morning, someone from the ministry is sent to bail them out of the police station. The weed hasn't worn off yet. Arthur is still babbling on about ducks and how nonsensical it is to have one in your bath. Lucius has the munchies and has been chewing on his own sleeve for the last six hours.

Send me HP headcanons that would piss JK off. The gayer, the better.

"Did you know......that some Muggles...put little ducks in their baths?"

"They bathe with ducks? Wouldn't that make a *hiccup* mess?"

"Noooo, they're rubber ducks. Tiny rubber ducks that just.......bob along the surface of the water. And they squeak."

"But what do they do? What's the pra....the practi.....the practically....what's the point?"

"That's the thing. There is no point. They just have them there for fun."

"Oh my GOD."

#hp #ferret replies #headcanons #fun fact #rubber ducks were made to help kids developmental skills in water #and can help kids who are scared of water #someone tell Arthur #arthur weasley #lucius malfoy #this is amazing btw

[hensfox]

henry's nose scrunch (pt 2)

#rwrbedit #rwrbsource #red white and royal blue #rwrb #rwrb movie #henry fox mountchristen windsor #nicholas galitzine #filmedit #movieedit #cinemapix #*mine #mgif #i forgot the tie nose scrunch and was devastated bc i didn't think there were enough nose scrunches for a pt 2 #happy to report that i was wrong #also the get low scene nose scrunch is giving arthur from bbc merlin someone else pls tell me you see the vision

[lavendersins]

Merlin overhears a bunch of nobles talking about how much he really gets away with, so he slowly pushes the boundaries.

Merlin, sitting patiently beside Arthur in a council meeting: My foot is injured, my lord.

Merlin, walking down the hallway, blatantly eating Arthur's food: I am testing the king's food for poison, my lord.

Merlin, wearing Arthur's crown: I am trying to see whether it needs to be resized, my lord.

Merlin, sitting on the throne: I am trying to see if the king would benefit from a cushion, my lord.

#merlin #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #fic prompt #someone pls finish #arthur pendragon #king arthur #king merlin #and don't you forget it #don't tell me i'm wrong #this man was actually writing speeches #this COULD happen

[echoesofcamelot]

Friendly reminder that this conversation takes place in 01x03:

Note:

The ambiguity of his response to Morgana.

His choice of words. The right person to love. Not woman. Person.

And then, only one (1) episode later:

He didn’t even hesitate.

It seems he had, in fact, found the right person to love.

#listen this isn't coincidental #this is the writers telling us from the very beginning that this was a love story #tell me i’m wrong #Arthur couldn't imagine someone loving him so much #and then Merlin went and literally gave up his life for him #and he realised that he was willing to die for merlin as well #he realised he had finally found love #god im crying #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin x arthur #merthur

[vi-visected]

in my head after the events of camlann merlin returns to camelot and, still riddled with terrible guilt and grief, confesses to leon about everything that had happened and everything he had done, magic and all. and instead of outrage or betrayal or scorn or judgement (or even death, as he had briefly considered) leon shatters him with a deeply apologetic expression and a whispered “my friend… you must have been so afraid, and so tired.” and merlin collapses into heaving sobs against him and doesn’t get back up for a long time.

#bbc merlin #merlin #bbc leon #sir leon #sir leon the long suffering #i know arthur forgave him #in his own way #but i don’t want merlin to be forgiven #i want someone to tell him he had nothing to be sorry for #i want someone to be proud of him #‘you always looked so small then’ leon tells him several centuries later #‘i never could figure out what great burden could weigh you down so much’ #‘destiny is one of the heaviest things i’ve ever felt’ merlin says #‘heavier than despair?’ leon asks him ‘heavier than grief?’ #‘the only thing heavier’ merlin replies ‘was being left without purpose.’ #merlin writers really said merry christmas!! your gift is trauma

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

He's in love. What? With Gwen. I am not! Yes you are. No way! I saw you yesterday with that flower she'd given you. I'm not in love with her! It's alright. You can admit it. I don't even think of her like that!

#bbc merlin #merlinedit #mine #bbcmerlinedit #merlin #merthur #merlin x arthur #arthur x merlin #if you hadn't watched the show and I just showed you this scene #and told you that it's a romcom where Arthur is telling everyone that Merlin has a crush on Gwen #but Merlin ACTUALLY has a crush on Arthur and was denying it #and was getting all flustered with Arthur putting his arm around him #would you not believe it #BUT also aro!Merlin being offended that they are assuming he's in love with someone when he's TRYING to tell them he has magic #in order to save his friend #vs aro!Arthur who just called being in love 'a grave mental disease'

[madebypointlesswords]

If I had a penny for every time a bisexual prince died homoerotically in the arms of his faithful gay lover, saying their last words to them, and the lover wailing over their beloved's death in pure agony as everyone around them is dead, I'd have two pennies. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.

#they were husbands your honour #if you knew who I was talking about without checking the tags #heres a golden medal #congratulations #you have the same hyperfixations as me #ill let you decide if you take it as a compliment or not #this better reach its target audience or i will cry #merthur #bbc merlin #merlin x arthur #merlin #hamlet x horatio #hamlet #shakespeare #tragic danish boyfriends #horatio #if someone knows Hamlet and Horatio's ship name pls tell me btw

[caterpillarinacave]

Aquaman And The Lost Kingdom as pictures I found on Pinterest

Arthur calling up a glowing, iridescent, blue seahorse with a saddle to launch him onto the deck of industrial cargo ships under attack:

Dr. Shin basically the whole second half of the movie:

Arthur when Black Manta tries to fight him after losing the trident power:

Arthur dropping into Orm’s cell to break him out:

Arthur during all Council meetings:

Manta’s team in the mutated jungle:

Orm trying to do stuff he has never done and has no idea how to do on the surface:

Atlanna, Mera, and Arthur realizing Manta is gonna need royal blood and the baby is home basically unprotected:

Orm when Arthur says he doesn’t have plan and he’s just gonna wing it for the upteenth time:

Arthur fighting pirates with his scrunchies on his wrists:

Arthur @ Black Manta:

Orm after being raised alone by a walking red flag of a man, then tortured in a desert prison for four years:

Arthur on the iceberg after the final battle figuring out how to keep Orm out of prison:

Arthur with his son:

Everyone on Black Manta’s team when he comes out of the water glowing green with unobtainable knowledge, muttering to himself menacingly, showing extreme feats of strength, and drawing on ancient materials for reasons he won’t tell anyone:

Arthur @ Orm when the giant bugs start chasing them:

Nereus when Arthur suggests breaking Orm out:

Atlanna when Arthur suggests breaking Orm out:

#Was he in prison for four years? I could be wrong. Someone please tell me if I am. Also if I spelled someone’s name wrong. Please tell me :( #Anyway I’m the funniest person on the planet #Shittiest of shit posts #Aquaman and the lost kingdom #Aquaman #orm marius #arthur curry #Nereus #Mera #atlanna #i don’t remember anyone’s last name that isn’t commonly mentioned in the tags of content so my bad #stephen shin #Dceu #dcu

[notsurewhattocallmyselfyet]

So Arthur is definitely going to be tried as a witch at some point right?

#someone accuses arthur of having the devil in his head telling him things #and arthur is like “no no that's... well actually kinda though” #and john is very offended #malevolent podcast #malevolent john doe #arthur lester #malevolent intermezzo #intermezzo spoilers

[poisonedfate]

thinking about those posts where two people are texting and one of them has a thing for the other. so they ask for advice only to turn around and use it on them.

and then i was thinking about merthur. in a misguided attempt to confess his feelings, arthur asks merlin for a love potion. and merlin goes all wide eyed and offended.

"no!"

"you can't say no to me."

"i can and i am. can't you just- just woo them or something. i trust and believe in you, now go."

but arthur won't let it go. he keeps insisting he needs it. merlin keeps saying how it's not the solution, and arthur KNOWS, he would never actually use it, but he has a plan, okay? sort of. they go back and forth until merlin asks:

"okay, imagine i gave you the love potion. what would you then do? what would you even say to the person?"

arthur stares for a second

"i, uh-"

"obviously you could always tell them you'd use it on them if you were a bad guy, i guess" merlin laughs, as he considers the idea, the horrible, awful attempt at flirting, confessing, or whatever. it's ridiculous. it's a joke. but then:

"i'd use a love potion on you if i were a bad guy."

"yes, exactly like that, a great plan i must say," merlin laughs, he's starting to think arthur was messing with him from the beginning.

"no, merlin, i would use a love potion on you if i-,"

he stops talking, because merlin is staring holes into him, not quite shocked, maybe more in disbelief, deadpan

"you needed me to get you a love potion. wanted me to waste my time. so you could TELL me you have feelings for me?"

arthur just smiles and nods, unapologetic. merlin regrets his life choices.

#someone tell me to focus on my assignment #i didn't even mean to write this #anyways #bbc merlin #merthur #whatever whatever i love stupid in love arthur okay

[spocktheestallion]

“the best way to play arthur is low honor until the TB diagnosis and then high honor bc after that he realizes how little time he has left and wants to make things right and redeem himself before he goes” yes that makes sense and seems like a great idea story wise and more impactful but also have you considered that being mean in video games makes me feel bad

#grimshaw or pearson or dutch: i noticed you haven’t been helping around camp (disappointed face) #me in tears while donating 100s to the box and chopping wood: i’m so sorry forgive me #what am i supposed to do if someone tells me their horse died and they need me to take them somewhere inconvenient #say NO????? #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan

[nextstopparis]

i wish arthur had threatened more ppl with violence i think i deserved that

#they shouldve let him tell someone hed cut out their tongue with one of his daggers i demand compensation!!!!!! #sort of relatedly truth is s whisper and any of seperis’ other fics have some of the best arthur characterization ever #ignore me

[brogurt]

guys please tell me when malevolent will be updated. like what's the schedule, how long must i wait...

#SOMEONE PLEASE TELL MEEEEEEEE #i am savoring part 41 #wish i could listen to it for the first time again... #i think about this podcast and feel pinpricks of tears beginning #arthur lester #john doe #john malevolent #malevolent #malevolent podcast

[coconut530]

Some derps for the past three Malevolent episodes ~ 🕷️👩🏻🎄

#Malevolent #Malevolent Podcast #Sorry the first two are like sosososo late I just like… forgot to make them #But those episodes were like sososososo much so can’t blame me #But today was BENEVOLENT DAY #WHICH WAS THE MAIN ATTRACTION #GOD ALL OF IT WAS SO SO SO SO SO FUNNY #THE SITCOM AESTHETIC THE APRON THE MAILMAN THE TELEGRAM ALL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND THE SAD TRUMPETS #AND THEN THEM TRYING TO GET THEIR SPIRITS UP AND PLAYING BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE #“IF WE HOLD HANDS THE FANS WOULD DIE” IS JUST HILARIOUS I TELL YOU #BC WE WOULD #AAAAANYWAY AND THE -ARTHUR’S FAMOUS IDEAS!!!1!!1!1- that go horribly sometimes but uhhhhhhLET’S NOT MENTION THAT #😂 OSCAR BLESS UR HEART AND AT LEAST YOU HAVE AN ARM IN THIS EP #EDDIE HI I BARELY REMEMBER YOU BUT HI #KRISTIAN NOEL PEDERSON HELLO SIR I LOVED YOUR MUSIC AND IT’S SO WEIRD TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE IN MALEVOLENT BUT YEAHHHHHHHHH #AND KAYNE! BEING MISCHIEVOUS AND STRANGE AGAIN! THREE HOURS IS NOT ENOUGH SIR JSYK #THEM AFTER LIKE ACTUALLY READING THEIR LINES THE DELIVERY I CAN’T— #AND DINNER! I KINDA WISH LIKE LARSON OR BUTCHER SHOWED UP BUT OH WELL VERY GOOD HOLIDAY SPECIAL MADE ME LAUGH A LOT YAYYYY MERRY CRIMES

[cherriiramen]

To those of y’all still posting art, headcanons, clips, screenshots, 3D models, and even little ramble blogs of Morston, I love you.

You’re carrying this tiny little ship on your shoulders despite the constant harassing in your inboxes, and I hope the hate doesn’t get to you. People still think we’re pedophiles, transphobes, racists, terrorists (yes unfortunately), child groomers, r*pists and god knows what else. Unfortunately most of us can’t even address the situation without getting violently mocked, and it’s STILL ongoing.

I think people never consider the actual psychological pov of the shippers, they’re always quick to jump that we’re.. child predators?? For shipping something they headcanon as ‘incestous’?? Some of us are literally still minors, and believe me when I say none of us shipped them for incestious/predatory reasons as you all suspect and blame us for. We NEVER had intentions to make it incestious NOR paedophilic, but hey ho, just because one person claimed so, everyone had to throw in the same accusations. I wanted to avoid speaking of all this but at this point it’s just becoming cruel.

If you found out a family member or an irl friend of yours shipped something you hate, would you also cry about it? Wouldn’t you THEN consider that attacking them would be inhumane behaviour? But nahhh, we can be cunts on the internet just ‘cuz we aren’t free enough to do so away from the screen in fear actual human beings would call us insane, right?

Morston is not problematic, but you all gaslit yourselves into thinking it’s a severe issue in the fandom and that we’re horrible people. Is it? Isn’t our ‘problematic’ behaviour natural when we’re constantly getting harassed? So we can’t defend ourselves and our friends when they’re getting straight up bullied? Are you so clinically online to think it’s perfectly okay to go and harass people over what, two fictional characters? What’s worse is that there’s enough proof to make it acceptable, but you all just HAVE to disagree just to prove yourselves right. And then you get all sensitive and whiney when it leads to consequences or when people stand up to you. You not ONLY harass the shippers, but you forcefully drive people away from us. You harass anyone innocent who does as little as reblog our art. And what’s worse is we’re expected to sit down, zip our mouthes and watch you shit on us on a daily basis.

No Emily, we don’t want to hear your one millionth weekly rant blog on why Morston shippers should stay away from you. Neither do we need a reminder that we’re crusty.

And to know that almost the entire fandom claps for this kind of behaviour honestly disgusts me. Besides, I thought THE Roger Clark HIMSELF told y’all to cut the bullshit. Or did y’all completely disregard that just to fit your desires?

#Morston #john marston #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #Arthur x John #rants ‘n rambles #cherrii.txt #I literally disappeared for a month or two #and this is still happening #y’all are stubborn asf #imagine telling someone to #off themselves and then the entire fandom claps for you #please bare with me ranting #I’m still waiting to retrieve my art motivation back #I’m sorry for the language but

[ruins-and-rewritez]

Wesper and Merthur have the exact same vibe and I can't explain howwwww

#six of crows duology #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #wesper #arthur pendragon #merlin emrys #bbc merlin #merthur #same vibe and im only just now realizing it #if someone knows how this is possible tell me please #wack #rarzo