#sorry homie i just

[nyxi-pixie]

mikes whole 'a fight you cant come back from' thing is so interesting bc u would expect a dude to care more about preserving a 2yr long relationship with someone hes supposed to love???

like it just kinda suggests hes Already given up without even trying to fix it. and like yeah its mike hes stupid but hes not dumb. he knows How to fix it bc its the simplest thing in the world like he just needs to tell her he loves her. he knows thats how he was supposed to fix it bc he fucking says that. 'if id said that thing'. but he wont 'say that thing' because its a fight he cant come back from.

if vol 2 he just turns around and is like oh em jee e| loml ilysm it wouldnt just be lazy writing it would be fucking stupid.

#mike wheeler is never beating the gay allegations #sorry homie i just #i know what you are michael #idk i just think its funny how fucking obvious they made it that he isnt romantically in love w her. #and like a decent portion of the general audience is still so blinded by heteronormativity #that they start bending over backwards coming up with bullshit that doesnt even make sense #'oh poor wittle wheeler siblings cant say ily bc their parents dont love each other' #even tho no one fucking said that abt nance when the stancy fight first happened #and like even if it Was true for nancy #(its not. she just didnt love him lol she called their whole relationship bullshit. thats not 'she cant say it🥺' behaviour) #it would Only make sense narratively for her bc shes the only one that talks abt their loveless marriage #we dont even know if mike the oblivious dumbass is AWARE that its a loveless marriage #(he probably is but its never actually stated and if they wanted to pursue that storyline for him ud assume thered be a reference earlier) #idk i just think its funny that they say we are reaching but then literally pull up like that stretchy guy from fantastic four #got the ExtendaLimbs+ for Maximum Reach #idk its kinda funny #anyway #mike wheeler is gay #and in live with will byers #byler

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike meets Jeremy Fitzgerald

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #jeremy fitzgerald #michael afton #mike schmidt #fnaf #fnaf 2 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #FINALLY more of Jeremy!! #sorry it’s taken so long for more of this boy but he returns 🩵 #Mike doing a self burn here too #HE knows very well he doesn’t have friends so how Michael got one #(​Mike has one friend too and that’s Jeremiah) #Least Mike made Jeremy laugh- #Jeremy just got here and his homie already being out on blast #I love the idea of Jeremy and Michael actually being friends #like Michael is awful anti social monster and he’s buddies with the most chipper guy ever #it’s good bit I think it’ll be fun to explore that more! #I gotta draw Jeremy more after this #there’s sm to draw with him 💜💜 #I hope yall like him and his design!!

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

i'm unwell!!! because in stede's eyes, ned low was right!! ned says "he [ed] only likes you because of your bumbling amateur status" and calls stede blackbeard's "pet" just like izzy did in series 1

so stede steps up as a captain, kills the man who harmed his crew, and suddenly, for once in stede's life, he isn't a joke! the gentleman pirate is taken seriously and welcomed into the pirate community!

and what happens less than 24 hours later? ed calls their night together a mistake, AND LEAVES.

yes, obviously the situation is more nuanced, and these old men are once again struggling to communicate, but i 100% understand why stede went a bit of the rails at the end of episode 7. stede's been so focused on trying to help ed, that he's completely ignored his own ongoing identity crisis and trauma, and after the incident at the academy in series 1, this meltdown was long overdue.

#yes he's being a bitch but it's IN CHARACTER #just because you don't agree with his actions doesn't make it bad writing guys c'mon it's good omens 2 all over again #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #stede bonnet #ed x stede #rhys darby #i'm a stede apologist first and a homie second i'm sorry lmaoo #i got so excited when i saw the flashback to him as a little boy bc finally!!! stede's trauma gets to be addressed!!! #edit: HE SLEPT WITH ED TO TAKE THE POISON AND TURN IT INTO POSITIVITY WAIT A SECOND WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

[excavatinglizard]

I’m Your Man

He’d killed a man fifty iles back, Vash pretending not to have heard the gunshot, but long before that, he’d wanted.

Sometimes the best part about being an artist is being able to do art for your own fics

Usually I would have done the paper sketch larger on the next page but I liked what I had so I just. Cut and pasted bits of it into procreate and lined from there

#vashwood #trigun fanart #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun maximum #fellas. fellas is it gay to stare up at your homie backlit by stained glass in the middle of a sand storm #illustration #excavatinglizardsart #trigun #religious imagery #‘again with the religious imagery lizard. really?’ I hear you say #I’m so sorry they’re just stuck in my brain #i have a whole sketchbook without religious imagery I swear! #or. mostly #yes wolfwood’s nose looks different in every step I was SUFFERING

[dootznbootz]

Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.

And Odysseus listens.

And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.

How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.

#Hi get sad with me :D #Odysseus and Menelaus are the Bros™ to me. I love them. Both simps who love their family despite being different in personalities #You cannot tell me they didn't talk about this and how this was painful for both of them :') #To make myself feel better. I like the thought of Athena kind of keeping him up to date :'D as he's her pet you know? #okay so this next bit ain't angst but imagine Hermione just coming in staring in the dark with the classic: #“Mom. Dad. I frew up🥺” #scaring the shit outta both her poor parents. Yeah I know she had nurses with her most likely but it's cute and fun!!! #I'm sorry but that's so fucking funny to me. I think every Parent has experienced that I'm pretty sure. #odysseus #menelaus #tagamemnon #greek mythology #this'll probably flop but oh well xD My homies can get sad with me >:) #odyssey #the odyssey #telemachus #hermione #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #helen of sparta #penelope #odypen

[soldier-poet-king]

Thinking abt body horror as romantic. Body horror as intimate recognition of the self and the other and the other as the self. Body horror as an encounter with the divine.

#franposting #uhhhh sorry to all my homies who dont like horror but i am going thru it #and coming to some realizations about the grotesque and the bone deep body horror of the world. and its beauty and trust #is it a byproduct of an Overmanicured aesthetic obsessed culture or i am just Like That. maybe both #anyway. viktor arcane augmentation machine herald as both wonderful horror and terrible grace #smthn smthn the presger and translation state anne leckie #smthn smthn im from THE weekly divine cannibalism religion and we honestly don't talk enough about that and its implications #in a literal physical not vaguely spiritual allegory sense #honestly tlt gets at this too but it doesnt hit as much #anyway. read a trans persons thoughts on body horror and its like. fuck. you get it. #maybe not for the same reasons I get it. #but there is this. this core here. #anyway anyone have good body horror recs but like NOT visual. text. im weak stomached unfortunately to visuals #and like not in a gratuitous way. its gotta be philosophical body horror. the existential exploration of it all #horror as a genre of genuine art and contemplation. babygirl im so sorry i overlooked you for so long #not that the examples ive listed are horror #but are tapping into that thread im seeking #perhaps its not truly horror. it sure is smthn tho. and as always remains beyond my grasp #smthn smthn see in a mirror dimly etc etc

[alcorian-wizard]

art request: uhhh what if someone asked you to draw alcor the dreambender as an attorney in a court of law (I’m out of ideas)

Happy TAUathon!! i nearly didnt get these posts done in time haha (I AM SPEEDRUNNING ALL OF THESE WITHIN THE FEW DAYS BEFORE THE TAUTHON!!!)

I know this one isn't a prompt but i thought i'd like to answer a bunch of the prompts in the inbox as a treat before i fade back into obscurity :pp so enjoy your TAUathon everyone!!!!

#transcendence au #tauathon #tauathon 2023 #alcor #tau #alcor the dreambender #sorry to the american homies who are still in oct 4 but lowkey skill issue :ppp #(that's a joke i was just very eager to post these) #(ily)

[mosscoveredpawss]

Death to AI "art". Fuck AI "art." All my homies hate Ai "art." If you support AI "art" unfollow and block me right now.

#moss rambles #im so sorry y'all i got into an argument with my dad and im just a lil angry #ai art #ai artwork #anti ai #fuck ai art #fuck ai writing #fuck ai everything #fuck ai all my homies hate ai #not blog related

[blindmagdalena]

Any hcs for homie with a very affectionate s/o, but who still tells him bluntly when they disagree with him? Like when deciding on the slogan, "saving the world" vs "saving America" maybe they openly say saving the world is the better choice

There are a great many things Homelander loves about you.

For instance, the way you hug him for no reason at all. In his prior experiences, hugs have only ever been an uncomfortable formality, or a transaction. The first time you put your arms around him without prompt, he was baffled enough to ask, "What's going on?" To which you simply answered, "I just wanted a hug. Is that okay?" He still smiles when he thinks about the way you looked at him when you said that. He answered, "Yeah. Yeah, sure. 'Course it's okay."

He loves the casualty of your intimacy. There's no thought or hesitation in the way you touch him. He loves that he can make you laugh so hard, there are tears rolling down your cheeks. He loves that you love him without reservation.

Something he doesn't particularly love is the ease and nonchalance with which you are constantly engaging him in full on verbal combat.

"It's not better, it's just your preference," he says, jaw tight.

You have the audacity to laugh. You're not supposed to laugh during a fight. "Okay, fine, I prefer 'saving the world,'" you say, but just as he eases at your acquiescence, you add "Because it's better."

He bristles all over again. "Why are you so intent on fighting with me?"

"Are we fighting?" You ask, brows furrowing. You look genuinely confused at that. Your posture shifts with the change in his tone. "I was under the impression we were having a conversation."

Homelander lifts his hands in an incredulous gesture. "Conversations are pleasant. You know, about the weather, or what you had for lunch, or, I don't know, complimentary! Nice! Not this-this continual dissention!"

"Dissention?" You echo, flabbergasted. "What am I, your crew aboard the Enterprise? I'm not one of your underlings," you say, frowning. He hates that look on your face. "I know that," he scoffs. He tries not to hear the petulance in his own voice. "It'd just be nice if you could be supportive once in awhile." "That's not fair," you say. Christ, it's getting worse. You're not angry with him, you sound disappointed. He'd prefer your anger. "I don't have to agree with you all the time to support you. Do you want me to lie to you? Mindlessly agree with everything you say like some kind of sycophant?" Homelander purses his lips, tapping his fingers rapidly on the armrest of his chair. Of course he doesn't want that. He despises being lied to. "No," he says eventually, realizing you aren't going to give him an out from this.

"Okay. Good," you say, which he feels a modicum of relief at. However, as he watches you get up, he's hit with a spike of anxiety; are you leaving? He's ready to snap, to tell you to sit back down and sort this out, to talk until he feels better, but he has to choke it all back when you make your way right to him and drop sideways into his lap.

Your expression is stern, focused, but there's a gentle curve to your lips. He feels the churning in his stomach ease with the weight of you, but despite the comfort your touch brings, he's grumpy enough that he doesn't immediately put his arm around you the way he normally would.

"I love you," you say. It's an immediate balm to his scorched ego. "I love you when we agree. I love you when we disagree. And for the record, I do agree with you plenty. Remember those awful Preparation H2O sticks they were pitching for The Deep? The ones shaped like dolphins?" Homelander can't maintain his sour attitude at that, he huffs a laugh. "Christ, as if they needed to associate him with the image of sticking one of those up his ass." You laugh, too. The sound is music to his ears. "Mmmhm, you and I rebranded the whole deal. We're a team. It doesn't mean we always have to agree, but we do have to respect each other. We have to love each other. Okay?"

"Okay," he echoes, less sullen and more just a touch pouty. He slides both of his arms around your waist, nuzzling into the crook of your neck. You kiss the top of his head, carding your fingers through his hair. "Love you, too."

"Good," you say, smiling. "So... Save the world?"

"No," he growls through his own little grin, nipping at your throat until you squirm and break into ticklish peals of laughter, trying to push out of his iron grasp to no avail. "Clearly I need to put a little more American appreciation into you, if you catch my drift."

You groan loudly, fighting back the giggles. "Oh my god, why do I even like you?"

"I'll remind you," he purrs, hands slinking across your body as he catches you in a kiss.

Homelander tells himself that maybe the occasional disagreement isn't so bad, especially if it always results in these kind of assurance and make out up sessions.

#sorry i know you said headcanons but i immediately had this fic idea lmaooo #thank you for the ask!!! #homelander x reader #homelander x you #darling anon #ask and you shall receive #my writing #fluff #just homie bein a big baby tbh

[demodraws0606]

As a q!BBH fan myself, sooo many of his fans suffer from a victim complex it's wild.

Like everytime q!BBH receives any sort of consequences people immediatly forget anything this man could've possibly done (or sometimes it's literally just a joke) to deserve people's animosity.

I see so many people be like "ahahah q!BBH's morals are fucked up yeeeaah" but then as soon as other characters start disliking him for it people immediatly jump to "ohnoooo he is so tragic, he doesnt deserve it people are so mean to him".

When like I'm sorry ever since Purgatory the instances of people being mean to him were either jokes or completely justified.

I'm already seeing people push blame on q!Tina when he literally attempted to manipulated her and threw her girlfriend under the bus when it came to the Cellbit situation.

Also did you all forget that q!BBH was willing to kill everybody on the island for the eggs ?

People also seem to have forgotten how q!BBH immediatly took advantage of q!Pac's kindness to lie to him but I suppose manipulation isn't as bad as "being really mean to someone"

#qsmp #q!bbh #q!badboyhalo #q!tina #tinakitten #qsmp fandom neg #i'm sorry i just saw someone shit on tina and like homie i'm gonna blow up all of you with mind lasers #my queen has done NOTHING wrong #bbh #badboyhalo

[myuminji]

I don't think it delivers well in one panel so I expanded it _( :⁍ 」 )_

#I just think the idea that they're both just so infatuated with each other is soooo ;;;;;;;;;; #like yes vash being down bad but ww being just as down bad like #why would gently caress your homies face back and forth so lovingly if not from love #''is that so?'' as if he's not staring at the lovestruck look Vash is pouring onto him he's not that dense okay #IDK JUST THE IDEA YKYK AAAAAAAA #sorry for the ramble// #myuminjiart

[beelzeballing]

yknow, izzy's 'oooh daddy' scene is excrutiating to watch but at least he has the decency to look absolutely MORTIFIED after he says it. that kinda makes it worth it.

#izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death #yup still izzyposting #sorry my tma homies #we will return with tma content shortly #at the VERY latest once tmagp drops #anyways yeah you really get that feeling that he just #wants to die at that moment #just PURE “why did i say that WHY DID I SAY THAT?????”

[o-mellowy]

Lotty! <3

I have such a crush on her oh my god

#sorry boys she's not for you #MORE DOODLES UNDER THE CUT!! #HAPPY LATE WOMEN'S DAY #bcuz i missed it shoutout to my fem and girl homies ily u all <3 #as soon as i find links to resources ill repost em #my heart goes out to all the women children afab people reporters doctors etc #and everyone say BOOO BECAUSE THE MISOGYNY IN THIS FANDOM IS SO DUMB!!! #BOOOO MISOGYNY!! #because its everywhere!! not just bayverse fans!! the comics arent safe either #do yourself a favour 2nite and spend some time appreciating some female transformers!! #itsnotcurious on twt and tiktok is a great place to start!! #and on a different note #my heart goes out to all the women children afab reporters doctors mothers in Palestine #and all the people who have family and friends or ties to Palestine itself #ill add links and resources to my blog as soon as a find them #make sure to support other artists who are donating to Palestine!! there are some where all proceeds are donated #ok tag time #transformers #mtmte #more than meets the eye #lost light #velocity mtmte #mtmte velocity #Rodimus Prime #Rodimus #megatron #maccadam #maccadams #ohmellow #transformers idw

[assassin-artist]

japanese cowgirl time

#aka an excuse to draw 1890s western clothes again #she was made to be a rdr2 oc lol.... she joins the van der linde gang and chills w the homies #Akamatsu Reina oc #my art #my oc #oc art #digital art #artists on tumblr #illustration #rdr2 oc #red dead redemption 2 oc #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #she has sad lore just like every other one of my ocs #left her family behind for a new start in life just to wind up in early 1880s america as a japanese woman #girls just shit out of luck sadly #EDIT: NOBODY TOLD ME I WROTE 1992 INSTEAD OF 1892 #SHES NOT A VAMPIRE GUYS SHE DIDNT WAIT 100 YEARS TO JOIN A GANG IM SORRY #fixed but like 2 ppl reblogged already so now theres vampire reina running around. sobbing

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Will any of the alternate universe Bens be making an appearance? (23, Mad, No Watch, etc)?

Eeeeh, most likely not. ;?

I mentioned before that Omniverse events are sort of undecided in terms of HoM "canon", and that goes for the Ben10 multiverse too.

You can consider HoM as a separate Universe from cartoon canon, with its own multiverse! So, like I dunno, maybe I'll have an idea about a completely new alternative Ben to make an appearence. xD Or I just use the modified canon versions. Who knows!

#que? #hom au #hom au q&a #i get a lot of b10 asks & i know its cause its 1 of the most active fandoms but its so funny because i literally dont have that many ideas #for the dude yet TToTT sorry fellow ben10 fans! just imagine ben is doing his usual cool things and suffering. lol #now i imagine a HoM version of Mad Ben in the Mad Max style universe but also with all the HoMies...damn it would be a brutal universe lol

[todayisafridaynight]

it gettin harder and harder to explain this bullshit

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 2 #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 2 #yakuza kiwami 2 #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #masadai #daigo dojima #masato arakawa #snap sketches #drew this to spring clean my twitter followers i been gettin followers there lately and theyre gettin too cozy no knowin im into this shit #ever since i heard someone was bein rude to my homies bout masadai ive vowed to be more annoying about it sorry everyone #youre caught in the crossfire now #anyway i wanted to do something saucy with domesticated masadai but uhm. Hm. whoops #also we gotta shoot me next time i draw masato sittin and daigo in his lap like that IS my fave concept of emo masadai #Theres A Psychology Aspect I Swear but we gotta flip script sometime yk what i mean just to keep it spicy #not that way no that's for priv but you get what i mean #i'll think of something eventually. maybe. who's to say #i just know after this goes up im gonna sit in a corner and let my brain mold for a while #idk im feeling crummy again </3 #i am thinkin of m|neda| tho... they flashed across my brain for a hot second and i still love em... #id say ima read fics bout em but. but i already read all the ones i love #maybe ill reread that phone one yk the one ?? that utter masterpiece ??? #idc if it's short and ns/fw it's still one of my fave fics #ok im leaving fr now bye