#sorry i was making coffee ;~;

[theabigailthorn]

spent ages preparing to audition for a role I really really wanted and it's looking like (still unconfirmed) they might not even be holding auditions at all but have just given it to someone directly

which, meh, that sucks but that's the industry!

I'm just like now what? I spent a lot of my free time the last few months prepping and I genuinely don't know what to do with myself now!

#guess I'll... have a bath? #call my mum? #keep prepping anyway on the off chance the rumours are false? #I already asked my agent to investigate but she can't find out either! #that's hollywood baybeeee #sorry mario your blorbo is in another show #I should get myself a treat as a reward for all my hard work even though it didn't work out #I have 3 criteria for this sort of thing and if I tick them all off I can walk away happy #Did I approach it from curiosity not ambition? #Did I make it known in the industry that I wanted the role? #Did I prepare for the role? #I did all three of those things so audition or no audition I can hold my head up high #might get myself one of those nice cookie dough brownies from the coffee stand this week as a consolation prize

[edsbacktattoo]

one of my favourite things about season 2 is 'you wear fine things well' 2.0. like that phrase means so much to us, the super sexy audience, so knowing that it means a lot to Ed AND Stede as well?? oh my god. it means enough to the both of them that when Ed says it, Stede immediately knows what he's getting at. like sure he's saying 'you wear fine things well' with his big baby cow eyes and his little kitty cat collar but what he means is, 'this was the moment i fell in love with you. and now i'm saying it back.' and they put that in the tv show that we, the super sexy audience, watched. fucking cinema.

#does this post make sense #sorry it's nine pm and i've just finished a coffee and im listening to fiona apple so you can imagine the high that i am riding #i also just finished writing the tolling bells so i'm an emotional wreck #i'm wallowing in my feelings this evening like a pig in mud #ouuuughghggh ofmd save me. save me ofmd. #ofmd #oh we thinkin?

[softiedingo]

men with dimples will always be my type 🗣

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #ppascaledit #pedropascaledit #a man with dimples is gonna always be my type of man #the eye crinkles are a bonus #i simp for this man #also #why do ppl keep trying to soften his face?? #why they do that #he is a grown man #expression lines are in the package #and i still don't understand the problem #everyone has it and I think it's ridiculous that people try to make it seem like he's the exception #and im sorry for the tags #i blame the coffee #softiedingo

[dang-dood]

nothing like a coffee made by a bisexual barista

#sorry i got to that scene where ianto is having owen make the coffee for the team #torchwood #ianto jones #owen harper #mine #on season 2 now #man i’m not ready to rewatch the third season nor this season final #jack harkness #toshiko sato #gwen cooper #man i wish i had that screencap of ianto staring in horror as owen fucks up the coffee #that’s what the teams says every morning when ianto brings them a cup #captain jack harkness #doctor who

[taichouu]

I kind of miss when Yami was a little fucked up,. Sick and twisted even. Can anybody hear me ? Hello ??

#Coffee break #ygo s0 #ygo season 0 #Yugioh #Ygo #Yami yugi #Yugioh dm #Ygo dm #Ygo fanart #He has been on and in my mind for DAYS !!!!!!!! Get me out of here !!!!!!!!!! #Sorry for the unprofessional doodle he was a warmup and I could not have been bothered to draw a background <3 #I need to draw him. More !!! Or im going to go insane. #I kinda love it when he has an evil little smirk he is soo cute. I want to squish him into a ball and make a 3 point shot

[kenneduck]

Sidlink BOTW AU where Sidon WANTS to fancy Link, but thinks Link will only like a Hylian, so Sidon tries to act Hylian around Link... except Sidon doesn't know much about Hylians.

Sidon just squatting and trying to act shorter around Link. Attempting to hide his sharp toothy grin and stop his tail from wagging. He's starting fires when trying to cook Hylian meals. Sidon putting on pants... incorrectly. It's really weird. Everyone in the domain is thinking the Prince is having a midlife crisis.

Sidon IS having a crisis, but it's a gay panic one.

But unbeknownst to Sidon, Link has fallen for these Zora quips. The smile Sidon flashes makes Link lose his train of thought... the way Sidon's tail wags makes Link flustered. When Sidon shook Link's hand with his two smothering strong ones, Link felt dizzy. Link is missing these quirks Sidon would show, so Link is determined to see them again!

When Link and Sidon are alone in Zora's Domain, Link purposely tells a funny story to the Prince. One he KNOWS will get him to laugh. But when Sidon turns his face from Link to "keep cool", Link gets frustrated. He grabs onto the fishy prince's face, asking him WHY Sidon is acting so differently. Sidon tries to deflect such a notion, but Link calls Sidon out on all the weird things he's been noticing... especially the pants.

Sidon cracks under the gaze of this Hylian! Link not only sees right through Sidon's changes, but Link seems to DISLIKE them, too! Sidon is embarrassed, and he deflates from the realization that Link doesn't like the prince. Sidon refuses to look at Link as he tells Link half the truth, that he wanted to be Link's... FRIEND. That he thought Link wouldn't want to be with... well FRIENDS with... a Zora. Link pauses, as he KNOWS that Sidon knows about he and Mipha's friendship, so something STILL feels off. It isn't until he notices Sidon's blushing that he understands what is truly being said.

After Link makes sure Sidon looks into his eyes, Link reassures Sidon that the things he likes about Sidon are what are truly him. His heroic grin, his playful tail wags. His champion-like swimming abilities. That Link enjoys Sidon. That he wants to SEE Sidon... all of him. Quickly, though, after Sidon lets out a flustered wheeze, Link realizes how his words came across, stating he just meant for Sidon to take off the pants! Sidon wheezes louder. Link gets more embarrassed and tries to explain he just meant Zora don't wear pants, so he'd want to see Sidon without-

It's great. They're great. They're trying.

It takes a bit more time after this convo, cause clearly the two are terrible with communication, but they reveal their romantic interests.

And they burn that infamous pair of pants.

#sidlink #sidlink hc #sidlink headcannon #I had my morning coffee I'm sorry #I just imagined insecure Sidon #and how silly it would look to have Sidon acting Hylian #even though he is a literal shark #with a dump truck #like where did he get the pants #also I know damn well Sidon would still try to hide his smile a few times after this. Cause of habit #but Link would catch his face before he hides the smile #so he can kiss his toothy grin #making Sidon wag his tail so hard it smacks Link #and Muzu thinks that the black eye Link has means they fought #and Muzu is happy #and tells Dorephan the “good” news #but Muzu doesn't realize they're hella gay #Muzu is a hater #muzu only supports gay wrongs and not gay rights

[spicyraeman]

I have to say that my country boy lae'zel is unfortunately not southern but instead extremely northern coded

#I am opening your mind to a little known place called upstate NY #her favorite season is sap season #her politics are garbage #and im making her say bagel and coffee weird #Im not sorry about it

[lover-of-mine]

I don't know who wrote the post about how all of Buck's past relationships have taught Buck the thing he needs to make his endgame relationship work, and like, they are very consistent with this thing where the next relationship somehow fixes something from the one before and while messing up something from the one after, and we all know Buck's endgame is Eddie. Buck has been being handed pieces of the puzzle since Abby. The one missing was his bisexuality. That's not missing anymore. Wherever goes down now, is about Buck getting comfortable in his own skin so he can finally be with someone who loves all of him. It's about Buck finally loving himself, so that he can actually understand what he wants from a relationship. So that he can reach the thing he actually wants, the family he has with Eddie.

#our ship is about to sail #kick back and enjoy it because we are watching history #and all of us that have been here while people kept saying it was never gonna happen #will forever be able to say we knew all along #okay #im hour 35 by my math #im running on delusion the coffee im currently drinking and the high canon bi Buck gives me every time i remember it #so sorry if i dont make sense kaoskoaksps #but its gonna happen guys #bi Buck is THE step in the right direction we wanted #911 #911 spoilers

[p4nishers]

the coffee was not poisoned or whatever but it was, however, the perfect manipulation tactic.

think of it like this: heaven disapproved of aziraphale enjoying earthly pleasures for thousands of years, they've been saying to him that he's become too native like gabriel saying he wouldn't damage his celestial temple with food and whatever tf. like they've just been shunning aziraphale over this for millennias and it just made aziraphale pull more and more away from heaven but then the literal voice of God, someone the archangel are fucking terrified of, comes along and he's like 'oh yeah no i do enjoy coffee too and i've been known to like eating and blah blah blah' and by that he's INSTANTLY building a connection between them.

like before, no angel has ever enjoyed or approved of earthly pleasures like aziraphale did and suddenly the highest ranking mf comes along and says that it's actually like not wrong at all yk and that he really fucks with it too and with that he has aziraphale absolutely hooked and he knows that, knows exactly what to offer aziraphale for him to agree. as aziraphale said, he doesn't want to go back to heaven but the metatron is saying like 'look yeah i get that but what if i said you could work together with the demon you've wanted for fucking thousands of years oh and also you could like consume whatever tf you wanted and on top of that, you could fix heaven for us!! how nice' like that's everything aziraphale ever wanted offered on a silver fucking plate and it absolutely works and aziraphale even says "i think i misjudged him" and metatron approving of his pleasures goes a long way for that

he doesn't fucking need to poison aziraphale to get what he wants, he's saying to aziraphale that he's not actually bad for liking food and shit and aziraphale has NEVER BEEN TOLD THAT BEFORE and that's such a big thing for him, to know that he's good. he's instantly more sympathetic to the metatron's point after that and he fucking knows that and knows what to win aziraphale over with and yall should probably understand that too ngl

#im sorry i genuinely hate the coffee theory w passion every more piece of 'evidence' i see just makes it more ridiculous #like yall dont wanna know what's going on tiktok they're insane there #good omens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #go s2 #good omens coffee theory #good omens meta

[nibblelinephym]

they definitely make out in the break room

#achilles rambles #sorry. this picture has bewitched me #why did they do this . what was the purpose. other than making me eat rocks #chai coffee #paulted #i would say teds office but paul wouldnt step foot in there tbh

[tobisiksi]

is this a saiki family thing? fighting to death over small things??

everyone is so dramatic in this family omg

#kusuo had his exaggeration from his family #i cant believe how dramatic everyone is omg #WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A BIG DEAL #YALL ARE FIGHTING OVER A TOILET AND COFFEE JELLY #i dont really like kuniharu but im on his side w this 'WH- THATS ALL!?“ #sorry for rambling i just cant deal with these guys #they're me #i am them #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k #kusuo saiki #saiki family #saiki kusuo no psi nan #thinking thinking thinking #freeing my drafts

[lionydoorin]

' robin felt the heat creeping up her cheeks, eyes wide, fixated on the girl that was studying by the window. she was sure it looked like she'd seen a ghost; a very pretty ghost that smelled like lavender and was crazy enough to come and drink a coffee at 5:30 a.m. on a monday. '

ronance coffee shop au! based on this brainrot post i made a few days ago 💞💞 i actually started writing the full thing but i've got to finish my wips before doing it, so i decided to post this instead 🫶

(real smooth, buckley)

#helphelphelphelphelphelp im dying #anwyay uhhhh #im SORRY i know they look completely different and not at all like robin and nancy #i tried to do a different / cuter style as well cause theyre adorable #SPECIAL THANKS TO ANA CAUSE IF IT WASN'T FOR US MAKING THE ENTIRE PLOT IN THE TAGS I WOULDN'T GET SO INSPIRED TO DRAW THIS!!!! #okay i'm just gonna go- #[jumps into oblivion] #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #ronance #coffee shop ronance #stranger things #fanart #ma ur arting

[squuote]

if I made a dumb little coffee shop au of my own and had stanley throw a drink at the narrator, would that be too much or am I allowed to go wild with it. serious questions here. so serious

#delete later #/SILLY #nah but fr would that be unrealistic to do? #it’s in character for certain like I want to make stanley do it and I think he would #but I know you can’t exactly. do that to customers lmao #so would it be too much to have him do that at some point? #like example situation. the narrator is pulling some bullshit and Stanley gets fed up #and he throws (splashes?) the drink on him (cold drink don’t worry) to get him to shut up #would that be cool okay to do. I guess my fear with this decision is that Stanley would just immediately get fired lmao #which I don’t want to happen lol #i figured maybe it would be alright if he had reason to? like if he was trying to diffuse a situation #sorry I know coffee shop aus are cheesy as hell but I rlly love the idea of an enemies coffee shop #no lovers. just enemies. frenemies maybe? sure lol #anyway I just think the idea of coffee shop au where they both fucking despise each other is very funny and fitting for them lol

[stergeon]

> FERDINAND II.

And so your PLANT shall henceforth be known as FERDINAND II.

The thought of needing to inform FERDINAND I of his having a namesake makes you a bit ill, but you are already hard at work devising several plausible excuses for the gesture. Something about how you've named it after the one most invested in its naming, or how it is similarly prone to drooling. Yes. Yes, you will be able to deflect quite easily, should the need arise. It has nothing to do with your fondness for FERDINAND or your desire for a substitute in his imminent absence, no—again, you are not so prone to sentimentality. It's about the drool.

Well, anyway. Best to move on with your day and think about something else, lest you grow maudlin or cultivate further affection for the PLANT. May the GODDESS be merciful and never cause you to develop inclinations that could be described as paternal.

Now that your plant has received sufficient care, it is time for COFFEE. You set to making your morning brew. By CHANCE, there happens to be sufficient water remaining in the kettle for FERDINAND I to have TEA, should he wish it.

Per your TIMEPIECE, it is now a quarter to eight. You have made excellent progress on your PRE-BREAKFAST TO-DO LIST thus far: the only remaining task is to remove FERDINAND. You are starting to get rather peckish and would like to be rid of him quickly, but over the past week, you have found that extracting the man from YOUR QUARTERS is a more arduous task than it ought to be.

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#fire emblem #hubert von vestra #fe16 #ferdibert #hpnd #sterge.pptx #fe3h #sorry this was late lol #late according to the update schedule i don't have #as the poll was wrapping i thought 'wouldn't it be fucked up to make a game where you make coffee.' #never mind that 1. i've barely made any games #2. i had no idea how to make a multi-part game #3. i wanted to turn it around in ~24 hours #i actually Did finish the game in about a day but i still had to write a post and draw the bg + the panel #if the game doesn't work: sorry #it Should work on mobile (android and ios) but it is pretty finicky #it works Better on desktop but that's not saying much #if you run into any showstopping issues: please lmk so i can fix it #did Some bug testing (aka made my friends do it for me) but not a lot lol. again: short turnaround time #i know there's a bug with the message/alert windows if you click through things too fast but idk what i did and i don't really care lol #maybe i'll fix that eventually #i'd like to also make it smoother and add some more animations but i kinda doubt i'll get around to it #pretty pleased as i did the entire game with pure css and no images except the fireplace #idk if that's cool to anybody else but it makes me happy

[books-and-dragons]

I'm so sorry, I'm kinda drunk and dropping another idea, do with it whatever ye will.

Yknow how in the beginning of the game, Sojiro tells Ren he won't take care of him when he gets sick?

Consider: he's not used to city germs/being that closely shoved against other people on the train. He DOES start to get sick around Kamoshida's Palace, powers through it, and then is SUPER sick just after it's over.

He plans on sucking it up and hiding it, but Futaba hears his hacking coughs over her bug even when he's upstairs, followed by wheezing, maybe even a little weeping. He's constantly in and out of the bathroom, and he's starting to run out of tissues.

Futaba nervously texts Sojiro that the kid they took in sounds awful. Sojiro is gruff at first and says he's not a baby, he can take care of himself. She responds by sending him the audio and suddenly Dad Instincts kick in

y/n

obviously it's a YES, our brainrots continue because early-game ren and sojiro dynamics break my heart every time how dare you get me so invested in this idea, this post got too long so it's going under a read more

listen listen look i love sojiro and the coffee family okay, but early-game?? sojiro could catch these hands

ren has already been though so much by the time he arrives in tokyo, to then be put into a dusty old attic like a spare part would absolutely fit in with ren's own perception of himself at that stage. it would be almost too easy for him to put his own health on the backburner kinda like he's already used to it

very used to not taking up space, 'not being a bother', and then sojiro really reinforces this message when ren first gets to leblanc- so when ren inevitably gets ill a month into his probation, it's already doomed for maladaption

tokyo would be such a breeding ground for sickness compared to the countryside, and ren just doesn't have the consitution to deal with it. the dusty attic and poor eating habits don't help matters, and then we have the stress of kamoshida and the metaverse?? ren is not having a Good Time™

at first it's something he thinks he can shrug off, and is adamant that ignoring it is the way to go. a cold, it's nothing, he can handle this alone, no need to bother anyone else with it.

inevitably, he gets worse, because that's what happens when you don't rest and let yourself recover. a tickly cough becomes a tightness in his chest, mild congestion shifts into an attack on his senses and blurriness- but maybe that's the dizziness. he's not really sleeping, either.

it's something that's becoming increasingly difficult to brush off and hide, he even relented to finally getting some medicine (nothing as strong as he needs by this point, that would eat too much into his limited funds, but some painkillers to take the edge off). once or twice he's tempted to stay off school, at morgana's insistence, or a too close call where he definitely blacked out for a minute, but then sojiro's voice will ring in his head 'i won't be the one looking after you if you get sick', 'your parents got rid of you for being a pain in the ass', and all his worst insecurities come rushing back and he's resolved to deal with it on his own

meanwhile, futaba's been making use of her hidden audio bugs- normally they're a comfort for her in the daytime, but since the new kid- ren- has been staying at the cafe (part-timer her ass, how gullible does sojiro think she is?!), she's been listening more frequently. when ren gets sick, she figures it out quickly.

time goes on, he's not getting better- he's actually getting worse- and futaba starts to wonder if she's the only one who knows

(there's something in his sharp contrasts- the quiet kid who shuffles through the cafe and takes sojiro's scolding, to the coughing kid who cries into the silence of night when he thinks there's nobody there to see it- that stabs through her numbness. it feels like a companion to her own ghost)

one night she swears the kid gets up to be sick, and there's hardly any sound heard from the attic all night. if nobody's gonna help ren, then she will (futaba used to like helping, once upon a time).

she texts sojiro the next day, when ren doesn't say anything again, and goes off to school with what she bets is a fake assurance on his face

and you're so right, sojiro dismisses her concern really easily, claims the kid can 'take care of himself' and he won't 'baby' the part-timer. insists ren needs to learn some disipline, then maybe he'll stay out of trouble

frustration wells in futaba- if she was less fixated on what was going on with ren, she'd register it's one of the first changes of mood she's had for months- and she responds with nothing but an audio clip, an attached explanation that this is just from the past few days- it's been going on for weeks, then she waits, and hears the distant sound of her compilation through one of the bugs, a hitched breath from sojiro, curse words under his breath-

for all his earlier postulating about not helping ren if he gets sick, sojiro is immeditely struck with a pang of concern- it sounded bad, and if futaba's words were anything to go by, this had been going on for a while. the kid's at school now (at school, being as ill as that and he was still going to class-), so sojiro will talk to him when he gets back. there's a chance he goes a bit too over the top, between the variation of medicines he purchases, supplies he grabbed from home- if you accused him for over-compensating after maybe being too harsh on the kid in the beginning, you'd be right

and you just know ren would be so resistent at first to help, or even just the offer of staying off school. in his sickness-induced fugue, ren's filter-less in rattling off how he can't stay off, what will the students and teachers think, and he has work that afternoon, and a test soon, and he doesn't want to get in the way-

sojiro's heart just shatters

this kid, whose been silently carring the weight of the world and has apparently been falling to pieces for weeks now and sojiro didn't even notice?

(a part of it reminds him too much of the other kid he's got at home, the countless ways he's already failed futaba, and now ren too? he feels useless)

sojiro focuses on what he can do, and that's making the kid rest. work will understand, school can wait, ren isn't an inconvenience, he guides the kid to bed, calls takemi immediately (who rushes over, despite the fact she's technically closed at this hour, and refuses to take any payment),

even still, there's this stilted awkwardness between them when the quiet pushes on too long- they hardly know each other, afterall. sojiro is still figuring out the 'caring for kids' thing, and ren isn't familiar with any kind of parental affection, so some of sojiro's care veers a bit too close to clinical or mechanic, and ren still struggles to communicate what kind of help he needs, but it's enough for now.

for now, sojiro is there. he's trying, and at least ren's getting some colour back on his skin. for now, ren's willing to take a few days off and have some medicine, but he's over-apologetic and definitely tries to make up for his sickness once he's healed. it's gonna take them both a while yet, but luckily there's always their guardian hacker, ready and able to call them out when needed (and maybe some day she'll be able to keep an eye on ren and sojiro in person)

#ask #also the idea of it being futaba who first realises going on?? developing hers and ren's bond before they even meet?? #june i love your brain have i ever mentioned #such a gem even when it h u r t s (which is obviously only ever ALWAYS <3) #us : *sees angsty p5 game content* it's free real estate! #i want ren to have a HUG and REASSURANCE and also a bowl of soup #instead he gets dusty attic and milk-crate bed and instant noodles he packed for emergencies :c #persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 headcanons #ren amamiya #futaba sakura #sojiro sakura #oh also also!! imagine how sojiro might feel about his early-game behaviour by late-game/post-canon?? #ohhh i bet he'd hate it and there'd be so much self-blame/loathing there #parent guilt and all that good stuff y'know #futaba? seeing herself in early-game ren? ren? seeing himself in palace-futaba? sorry they make me soft and emotional your honour #i love my coffee family but i love it more flavoured with all the issues they haven't yet worked through #once again THIS WASNT MEANT TO BE SO LONG

[rileyclaw]

fly, peregrine

#hey gang i know its only been like 5 hours #but 2 hours ago this came to me while i was making coffee #the owl house #hunter #toh #belos #toh fanart #my art #the song makes me think of him. officially the first song on my spotify playlist for him #please imagine me standing here doin the doin it to em pose as i brainrot all over your timeline #so sorry #toh season 2