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Reki: Due to personal reasons I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. 
Miya: Langa said “I Love You” and you said “Thanks,” didn’t you? 
Reki: The reasons aRE PERSONAL-
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unknown-salvatore · 3 years
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Chloe: Why is Lucifer flirting with me all of a sudden?
Ella: ALL OF A SUDDEN???!!!!
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unknown-salvatore · 3 years
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Maze: You have a face.
Eve: Yes, I do.
Maze: I mean a nice face. You have a nice face.
Eve: Thanks, I think.....
Maze: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don't know what I'm doing.
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unknown-salvatore · 3 years
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Luther: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could fight crime with.
Diego: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could commit crime with.
Allison: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends.
Vanya: I wish I had friends.
Klaus: I wish I could knit.
Five: What tf is wrong with you all??
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unknown-salvatore · 3 years
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Klaus: We all have our demons
Klaus: *puts hand on Ben's shoulder*
Klaus: This one's mine.
Ben: >:(
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unknown-salvatore · 3 years
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Linda: I'll buy lunch for whoever can make Amenadiel go to sleep first.
Maze, holding a giant frying pan: Where is he
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unknown-salvatore · 3 years
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Lucifer: I just ruined a long term relationship.
Linda: Are you okay?
Lucifer: Oh, it wasn't mine.
Linda: What, then whose-
*Chloe and Dan screaming in the distance*
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unknown-salvatore · 3 years
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Lucifer: You don't even know about my knife shoes.
Amenadiel: Ice skates.
Lucifer: Blocked.
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unknown-salvatore · 3 years
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Klaus: Sometimes we screw things up for the better.
Ben: That's a good motto, we should use it.
Five: Do we?
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unknown-salvatore · 3 years
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Wake me up-
Allison: Before you go go!
Ben: When September ends.
Klaus: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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