S. She/Her. Maybe I'm 20, maybe 30 or even 1000. Multifandom mess™. Gryffinpuff. Introvert who acts like an extrovert. Anxiety and depression ridden cucumber. I hate cucumbers. Is always mentally unstable. Has no filter. Is trouble occasionally. Friendly if you are nice. Talk to me whenever bout whatever. I'm almost always free lol. Blep.
Even the desert has become the sea, so we swim forever
Even the whale that was lonely is now singing together
For we’re together, I’m not scared anymore to hope for eternity
For you are my faith and my one and only reason (x)
Satoru: [Pointing at the broken coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Yuji: ...I did. I broke it.
Satoru: No. No you didn't. Maki?
Maki: Don't look at me. Look at Megumi.
Megumi: What?! I didn't break it.
Maki: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Megumi: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Maki: Suspicious.
Megumi: No it's not!
Nobara: If it matters, probably not, but Panda was the last one to use it.
Panda: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Nobara: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Panda: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nobara!
Yuji: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Gojo-sensei.
Satoru: No! Who broke it!?
Megumi: Sensei...Inumaki's been awfully quiet.
Toge: KONBU?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Satoru: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.