ok,, this is gold.
reminiscing about that time where he explained a detailed fanfiction plot of us having sex to his classmates; for about thirty minutes in a lunch period. the way he explained it made it obvious as hell that he wasn’t thinking of it on the spot, and he’d clearly thought it through in advance. everyone forced to listen sort of ghosted him for the rest of the day, and even phineas told him shit like "bro that’s not normal”.
imo the whole thing is kinda funny cause i didn’t have to listen to him go on about... whatever his deranged fantasies are, but i think it’s absolutely hilarious that this is probably the only one that he actually shared, ‘cause he thought it would make him look good in front of a group of dudes that he’s tryna impress LMFAO
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having shut downs for two days in a row, decided to feel my feeling through jpegs
so yeah here is Astarion struggling after being captured (and saved) from cazador or smth, everything i knew is still random cutscenes with him recomended by youtube, but i love him anyway
(why is he fat - because)
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Any other LGBTQ+ Headcannons that are canon is the comic??;)
*patiently awaits Cupioromantic Donnie*
hmm... had to think about this for a while and talk about it with co-author, but here's what we got. we mostly base this stuff on how plausible it is in show/if there's evidence for it. with a dash of personal experience. This only applies to residuum, btw. I have different personal headcanons for these characters outside the comic.
april: lesbian. this is mostly based off of the fact that most aprils get with their caseys & the comment she said to dale. which could be taken as disinterest in dale specifically, but she seemed more concerned with impressing that popular girl earlier and that reads as more... saphic, i suppose. or at the very least homoromantic.
raph: raph is just raph. we look at him and basically just *tv static*. go crazy. all we got is jokes or stuff that has too little evidence to support. so, yeah, he's whatever you want him to be i guess?
leo: trans. already said my reason in the other post. also, gay. if gay were a power source he could power the entirety of the united states for five months straight without a single power outage. failing power grid notwithstanding (< thats the actual word. its supposed to be mushed together like that. wack.).
donnie: as much as i'd like him to be ace/aro spectrum rep, he just doesn't have the evidence in show for us to apply it to him in this comic. it's funny, for being hc as ace so often he sure is the most outwardly romantic/sexual turtle in the show lmao. one! cherry: "you're so cute, but you're so mean! why do i always go for your type?" two! astrogirl?? (whatever her name is) he is very very romantic with her. he has a type y'all. also just look at those two, he's a leg man lmao (bootyyshaker9000 anyone? ha!) anyway. and with the bromance/instant chemistry he had with that one guy in the purple dragons... Pan. or possibly Omni as he does seem to favor... cute brutal femme... Yeah. Omnisexual.
(you have no idea how fucking bad i want this boy to be ace spectrum. hes got the colors y'all!! The Colors!!!!! but alas... i am bound by my canon plausibility creed for this comic)
mikey: ace. possibly ace/aro. he shows interest in literally no-one. we're aware that the common hc is pan but... we know a pan 13 year old, and let me tell you ahahahaha, kids going through puberty are very uncomfortable to be around sometimes, especially around their partners. or crushes. and mikey... well, that boy is ace behavior personified lmao. aces in the back you get what we mean right?? right??? anyway commiting to aroace
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There needs to be an "Austen adjacent men" bracket. So many hotties in Austenland (and other properties I guess) and no way to rank them.
it may not be a full bracket but your wish is my command - here are some austen-adjacent men to vote on...
curse my spelling mistakes *Mr Nobley
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Deep in my enemy I find the lover;
Scene from a post-DSOD AU (ryou sandwich = tendershipping + gemshipping) I've been picking at for a while.
Part I is detailed here (contains malik/ryou but the relationship ends).
Part II is in progress (the actual tender/gem saga).
Everything will be posted under the #occult killer au tag when it's done. But here's a summary, so major spoilers.
Post-DSOD, supernatural entities start targetting Ryou. While figuring out why, he fights them with the help of his friends. On top of that, Bakura reappears, followed by Thief King Bakhura―and it definitely doesn't help when Ryou instigates/ends up in a very complicated (and physical) relationship with the two.
Eventually, the mystery unravels. The final entity reveals to Ryou that he's been an anomaly for a very long time: He was supposed to die in that car crash as a kid, but due to being Bakura's destined host (the events of YGO needing to happen), the accident took Amane and his mother in exchange. This devastates him.
What Ryou and Yugi initally thought was a "new evil" born because the Millennium Items were disturbed once again during the events of DSOD is really just the Outer Gods now more aggressively trying to restore a long lost "balance" (Ryou has "died" a total of three times in YGO but is brought back each time because of Bakura/'s influence). As long as Ryou's borrowed lives are not "returned", entities will always be after him/attempt to take the lives of those around him as compensation.
"Death is your gift."
This AU started because of two things: ① the slew of fanart I see of Ryou beating Bakura up/threatening to throw the Ring away, ② Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer reminding me of Bakura 🤭 (demon, pale hair, black coat, Spike dresses like a punk vs JP Bakura talks like a street punk, Buffy is stronger than Spike vs Ryou defeats Bakura in Monster World). I'm like, ah yes. Tendercore jk.
Anyway, the story takes some inspiration from Buffy (scenes and lines are borrowed), but it's not a 1:1 AU. It's not a vampire AU either. This comic is actually inspired by dialogue from Buffy S6E10.
If you're wondering what's up with Bakura's outfit, it's based on Takahashi-sensei's illustration (the IG link there no longer works). It plays a role in this story btw (even the nail polish). It's not just a glowup to me!
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Something that drives me crazy about the punch scene in the Dead Apple flashback that I finally can put into words:
Before the Dragon Head Conflict, Chuuya and Dazai weren't partners. They became partners during the conflict, and were so good at working together that they became notorious in and outside of the Mafia. And then the bodies kept piling up, and Dazaj got dragged back into nihilism. And that is that made Chuuya pissed. Like, SB Dazai would not have made Chuuya pissed like that, because at that point he expects Dazai to be an asshole. It's only after they became partners, when Chuuya saw the humanity that Dazai was capable of, that seeing the old Dazai, the Dazai he hates, pop back up again made him pissed enough to punch him and say that Dazai does not look human to anyone.
And then Dazai cares so much about Chuuya's opinion of him that he ends the whole conflict. He cares so much. He straight up says "I'm fixing this cause my partner is upset with me" to Shibusawa in that bonus story.
Something happened in DBH before then that made them truly care about each other. To see each other as important. Like, if anything, what I want is a DHC Light Novel because that is when they became partners, and that changed everything.
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why is the dragon is st george paintings always so tiny. congrats dude you killed a baby you want a medal
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THE EX-MORNING SERIES CONCEPT
By now I think many people have heard that KristSingto’s upcoming series is an original script that was written for them. What we also have confirmed is that it was written about them.
[source]
KRIST: This series was written by P'Backaof and directed by P'Lit where they created this script from the start deliberately for the two of us and they got information for the characters etc. from KristSingto directly. In the series, the name for P'Sing is Tamtawan, and my name is Phatapi. And Tamtawan Tamtawan and Phatapi are KristSingto themselves.
INTERVIEWER: Does that mean you play yourself?
KRIST: [laughing] Yes, we act as ourselves, so it's not difficult at all.
Today, Aof elaborated on his part on Twitter:
[source: @backaof]
[translation: @_beinglistener]
And Jojo added:
[source: @jojotichakorn]
[translation: @_beinglistener]
So, two gay men are the leading creative minds behind KristSingto’s comeback series. Time to study up on your KristSingto history, kids. \:D/
Long live sanctioned RPF. 🎉
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I fucking hate how Getaway is so mischaracterized in the fandom. It’s so obvious that half of the people here only read MTMTE for the ships.
I’ve seen so many people say that Getaway is a pedophile. How? Tailgate isn’t a child, he’s a grown ass man. If Tailgate is a child, then wouldn’t Cyclonus also be a pedophile? He isn’t a child though, so it’s not a problem.
What is a problem is that the fandom takes all of his reasons for doing what he did and erasing them completely, only leaving the fact that Getaway is an evil child-lover.
Getaway is a bad person to everyone else, but to him, he is righteous, he had to do all of these things because Megatron—the one who started everything! The one who was always shown as evil!—was on the ship and was getting redemption.
Getaway’s first moment alive was getting dropped into a battle field, his first emotion was fear, the first thing he saw as he opened his optics was dead bodies. So, obviously he is going to want to get revenge.
He shouldn’t have groomed Tailgate, he shouldn’t have fed his crew to Sunder, he shouldn’t have made people who trusted him into spark-eaters, but he isn’t a pedophile.
In conclusion, Getaway isn’t a pedophile, he is a well made character with feelings and thoughts that are quite obvious throughout the comic.
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SJ is totally the kind of guy who’d get super protective and controlling over his actual brother. We saw just how he was with Qi-ge, if he had an actual brother SY he’d be even worse. I love all flavors of ScumCum.
qi-ge can also be his actual brother, as a treat. he can have two brothers to be weird and controlling and protective over.
i think letting sj be a freak about sy would be good for him. it lets him exercise the worst parts of himself in a safe, controlled environment. like the attic he will be keeping his flirtatious idiot brother in.
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I Clung To You in Hopes We'd Both Drown
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There nothing I hate more than people making wukong and macaque anger with each other one sided like are you watching the show with closed eyes their both equally pissed at each other like it's not just macaque who's mad wukong is also mad it him if he was the only one in the wrong why would he be mad at him use your brain like the whole point is that they both wronged each other and hurted each other in some way there is no the one who's at fault or the one who should apologise they both should apologise period
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even while it was happening, you knew it wasn't going to last
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you aren’t gone, you’re just dead
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