#sugar baby allowance

[daphnedolores]

doing modeling for artists for a fee dm me

#spoiled heaux #spoiled #spoiled girlfriend #spoiled gf #sugar bowl #sugaring #sugar bae #seeking arrangement #sugar baby allowance #rich sugarmummies #rich man #luxury #luxurious #prada #fendi #cashapp #cashapp me #cashapp for response

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan wears Gucci, Luke wears Chanel, Leia wears some brand more expensive than any of them have ever seen before having been made for her directly by the designer and no brand logos cause that shit is for plebs (and sugar babies according to Obi-Wan), Padme wears every colour of the rainbow at once and massive wigs and looks like a peacock at all times (don’t ask for her designer her designer is drunk and does 7 lines of spice per dress) and Anakin wears Sprocs (Space Crocs) and whatever smells the lease like motor oil on his bedroom floor.

#don’t you DARE imply Din is Luke’s sugar daddy okay that man is a sugar baby for life fuck you #star wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #luke skywalker #leia organa #leia skywalker #padme naberrie #padme amidala #din isn’t a part of the family I’m just making sure you guys don’t ever ever ever imply that he would buy designer omfg #he’s on par with Leia in coutor designer fashion and handmade baby bags #he’s got sugar baby looks but ‘I earned this’ lifestyle #he’s high maintenance but he’s payin for his own shit so he’s allowed to be #cody is also a sugar baby but he’s the sugar baby to a sugar baby you know what I mean #rex and Ahsoka are just running around in dirty leggings and trying to keep everyone else in line

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[baby-xemnas]

in the "mangaka totally gives everyone a fair shot and playing field is totally even and no character gets underutilized" hypothetical world that power level wank operates in - if bepo-chan really is so weak and useless why does law keep him around? you are just confirming he's needed for other reasons

#hes the sweetest sugar baby #yeah i saw another bepo slander post on twitter #they only hurt me because i wish bepo was allowed to have one cool fight #comparing him to zoro is unfair zoro is main characters love interest #he got bazillion fights it doesnt count #killer tho. killer fans i am jealous of #add: i joked abt zoro being love interest but he is the male love interest #bepo suffers from female love interest woes #TECHNICALLY having cool abilities she never gets a chance to show off #so girlfriend coded its not even funny

[crsentfairy]

“your choices aren’t in a vaccuum” actually yes it is. no yeah i’m literally in outer space right now. every decision i make increases the size and gravity of a black hole

#crsent.txt #lmao no bc we need to expand more on the tags of my last post some bitch really went on to say women's choices affect us all #so its imperative that they don't 'ruin it for the rest of us' by being SAHWs or bimbos sugar babies or just being co-dependent #its almost as if the sole purpose of feminism is to allow women to make the choices THEY want whether we agree with it or not.... HMMM..... #radfems pick up a book challenge! <3

[teecupangel]

Ezio x Desmond, modern au, where ezio is head of the Italian mob/Assassin branch, and Desmond is his lover that's into extreme sports/stunts. Any thoughts?

I was thinking what extreme sports or stunts Desmond could be into and the first thought that came into my mind was skydiving, mainly because of the leap of faith. Another idea was maybe intense absolutely not legal motorcycle racing. And I thought “why not both?” so…

Ezio is the capo of an Italian mob that used to be part of the Brotherhood. They separated around the 16th century and rose as one of the most secretive shadowy criminal organizations in Italy. Their operations are more in line with being enforcers, making sure none of the other mobs are trying to rise higher than their status without their approval.

In a sense, they’re sorta policing the mobs.

Ezio, in this case, would become the head because of an organized hit on his family that killed his father and brothers. The mobs that had a hand in their deaths thought they could cripple the Auditores enough that they would lose their standing as enforcers but, instead, they simply realize that the Auditores were ruthless to those who wrong them. Many mobs were taken out in the following years as Ezio made them pay with blood and riches.

He would meet Desmond a few years after his hatred and rage had been satisfied and he is now officially the head of the Auditores. They would meet by chance when Ezio was invited to skydive by a head of another famiglia who wishes to ally themselves with the Auditores. Of course, Machiavelli, who serves as Ezio’s main consigliere, would have done a background check of everyone who would be there and give Ezio his report.

That’s where Ezio would see Desmond for the first time. Desmond is serving as a skydiving instructor and he seems to just be an ordinary law-abiding civilian… except for two things:

He is a regular participant in intense motorcycle racing that was definitely against the law

His birth certificate was a well made forgery.

Of course, this being Machiavelli, he would dig deeper and he would find out that Desmond didn’t exist nine years ago. A little bit more digging and he would find clues (but no confirmation) that Desmond is related to the Assassins.

Now, in this setting, the whole Assassin and Templar thing still exists so the Great Purge still happened. The Italian Brotherhood was hit hard and the ones that did survive were taken in by the Auditores and became their soldato and some have even risen to the rank of caporegime. The Templars keep an eye on them but do not engage as they hold too much sway with the other mobs, effectively being the unofficial king of Italy’s underworld. In exchange, the Auditores ignore whatever Abstergo is doing in Italy as long as it does not hinder any of the mobs’ operations. They do keep a list of mobs who cooperate with Abstergo and they’re added to the Auditores’ shit list which makes it a big deterrent for the mobs to collude with Abstergo willy-nilly.

On the other hand, the Auditores and the Brotherhood have a tense cordial relationship. The Brotherhood believe that they sully the Auditore name, especially Ezio who bears the same name as Ezio Auditore da Firenze from the 15th century who they believe to be one of the greatest Assassins in history. The Auditores believe that the Brotherhood is stuck in the past and that they refuse to acknowledge how, during the latter years of their legendary Ezio Auditore da Firenze, he had been the one to spearhead the transition of the Italian Brotherhood into the Auditore Famiglia. This leads to them having a tense relationship that boils down to “you do me this favor and I’ll owe you one” kind of deal with the Brotherhood although the Auditores only always cash in on what is owe of them, never requesting anything from them.

And it’s that tense relationship that made Ezio interested in Desmond, wondering if he was some kind of plant that the Assassins have sent to keep an eye on this deal or some reason. That maybe perhaps the mob that wishes to form an alliance with the Auditores were in league with the Templars or the Assassins.

(They’re not, skydiving instructor is literally Desmond’s day job and this is just one big coincidence)

So Ezio decides to agree to this meeting, not to check the mob but to check this… ‘Derek Milton’.

Unorganized Notes:

Ezio would be his charming self and would flirt with Desmond, half to see his reaction and half because Ezio do think Desmond is handsome.

Desmond is used to the flirting but he could sense something dangerous about Ezio that he finds himself attracted to.

Desmond’s pretty much attracted to dangerous things in this ‘verse. He became a skydiving instructor because it means he can skydive for free. He participants in illegal races because of the thrill of it. And Ezio? Ezio feels like the most dangerous thing he had ever been close to.

They have sex the day they first met. A quickie in some place that they could totally get caught in.

Ezio keeps coming back after that and they have sex after every skydive. It’s the thrill and danger that keeps Desmond with Ezio. For Ezio, it’s the mystery behind Desmond’s past and the growing desire to see him.

At some point, Claudia (who serves as sottocapo) just tells Ezio to keep Desmond because all this skydiving shit is dangerous with how many ways it would go so wrong and they would be too late to prevent it or save Ezio.

When Desmond learns that Ezio is a mob boss, he’s just like “Oooohhh. That’s a nicer job than I was thinking.” “What did you think my job was?” “CEO.”

Desmond pretty much becomes his sugar baby. He quit his job as a skydiving instructor and Ezio bought him his own helicopter to use for skydiving. Desmond loves it because it’s actually more intense to skydive from a helicopter than skydiving from an airplane.

Of course, Desmond had to give up motorcycle racing because it is illegal which meant that it would be easy to tie Desmond to it if he continues and, in the process, tie the Auditores to it.

In exchange, Ezio just takes him to watch the official intense motorcycle races all over the world. Desmond figured it was a good alternative since… they do have their own helicopter and the hotel rooms are always top-notch. (Ezio likes it because Desmond is always hot and bothered after every race)

Desmond learns how to drive a helicopter… because he now has a lot of free time whenever Ezio does his capo thing.

There is a man who stays in the main mansion of the Auditores as more of a beloved guest. He’s more or less an unknown artist and his works are usually considered to be too much like Leonardo Da Vinci’s works that he’s kinda considered as some kind of joke by many artists. He is Ezio’s best friend and he just likes making art or whatever strikes his fancy, once even learning how to program just because. Everyone just calls him ‘Leo’ and the Auditore mansion is filled with his paintings and sculptures. He also paints Desmond sometimes when he feels like it. Desmond just goes along with it because it’s not like he has anything else to do.

Maria is in charge of the mansion that Desmond stays in. She thinks Desmond is just one of Ezio’s many flights of fancy but she does warm up to him quickly enough, to the point that she tells Ezio that, even if they break up, she’s adopting Desmond so he can stay. “I… I don’t know how to feel about that…” “Your feelings do not matter for this, Ezio.” “Madre!”

Claudia likes Desmond enough. She knows he has no interest in the whole mob thing (as Desmond likes to call it) and is staying because he loves Ezio and that’s enough for her.

Machiavelli is the one who is still sus of Desmond but he is cordial enough with him. Kinda has to be, considering Ezio is truly smitten with Desmond. Machiavelli also made sure Desmond’s forged documents are airtight so it doesn’t bite them in the ass later on.

Because of this, Desmond did have to come clean with his past and that’s when Ezio started to call him ‘Desmond’. (Before that, Ezio just keeps calling him different pet names because Desmond never liked hearing Ezio say his fake name when they were having a ‘moment’)

Desmond knows Ezio does bad things and he doesn’t try to spin it into anything good. His moral compass is skewered anyway considering his childhood upbringing so the whole mob business is just okay with Desmond. He does worry whenever Ezio comes back and there’s blood in his clothes but hearing Ezio say it’s not his blood gets him hot and bothered.

It does get to William Miles that Desmond is with the Auditores but he can’t do anything about it. Not when the Auditores are one of the few real allies the Brotherhood still have. What he does do is check in every few days, just to… check up on Desmond, probably? Bill never tells anyone why he keeps doing it.

For the same reason, the Templars stay away from Desmond because they don’t want to incur the wrath of the Auditores.

#my favorite part of this is i read ezio as a mob boss and went ‘yeah that sounds about right’ #while i see altaïr more like a cult leader or a head of a pmc #ratonhnhaké:ton would be a landlord with a large amount of ‘allowance’ from haytham even though he’s already an adult #haytham is a ceo obviously #anyway #no isus or world ending sun in this one #just plain old sugar daddy mob boss and sugar baby vibe #no usual tags per usual because #ezides

[jackals-ships]

"Nuada."

It's fascinating, the way living with someone will change the way you understand their tone of voice. For instance you've learned when they say your name like that what your dearest consort actually means is "If you don't give me the attention I am oh so politely demanding within the next thirty seconds I'm going to pitch such a fit your father will raise from the dead to personally chastise you for ignoring your most beautiful and precious treasure."

aka local fae prince under the (incorrect) assumption his puppyboyf will live without his attention for more than 30 seconds

#jackals barks #fae au #okay 2 rb #i would do more proper shading but <3 covid has stolen my spoons but i still wanna CREATE- #also its funny I don't talk about their characterization too much but LIKE #part of their whole Thing Is this Pretty Boy Spoiled Brat energy ? bc part of becoming more fae meant dragging stuff to the surface and #amplifying it to an almost Wild degree like theres so many stories of fair folk being Like That it only makes sense jackal is also Like Tha #so while the caption Is silly hyperbole also its Kinda The Truth at the same time bc jackal DOES think they should be allowed 2 monopolize #nuadas attention and they go >:cc when he has to pay attention to things that aren't them like RUDE? they're Right There!!! Bein Baby!!! #anyways tldr fae!jackal is a spoiled lil bratty prince (affectionate) and nuada is their fantasy sugar da- [GUNSHOTS] #bc it is fun and funny to me <3 like this dog has EATEN PPL and they are WHINING bc they didn't get enough kissies in .5 seconds

[rapexperiment-kr]

Bruh I genuinely love doing (online) sex work but fuck it’s exhausting. I’m autistic. I can’t do expressions. I get burnt out from masking doing social interaction even over text let alone video call. Not to mention the dysphoria.

Props to anyone who does this full time cuz it’s Not worth going through the sludge for me.

#rapet #autistic nsft #new sugar babies don’t do it unless the allowance is gobsmackingly high #it’s like a 24/7 customer service #ftm nsft #rapex

[kingkatsuki]

I was going through your posts and saw your response to one sugar daddy post. What kind of sugar daddy fics do you like?

Pro-Heroes that are just tired and lonely. They’ve spent the better years of their lives fighting to protect the city and it’s people, and with such a demanding job there’s little to no time for themselves. Any relationships they’ve attempted over the years have fizzled out or broken down because they just can’t dedicate the time that goes into them, often called away at the last minute by an emergency or being forced to work important occasions— of course it’s not their fault, but love can only hold things together for so long.

So instead of virtually killing themselves to maintain that work/relationship lifestyle, they decide to look for a sugar baby.

And of course there are hundreds of women on the site that are just looking for money for new clothes or handbags, women that know they’re beautiful and know exactly what to do with it.

But there are also women on there who are just as broken as these Pro-Heroes, struggling to just get through life. Bills, school, work just aren’t paying enough so the money that they get from being a sugar baby helps them to just relax? If only for a few moments— or maybe they’re secure and just lonely?

But neither side are really expecting much, just someone to talk to in between those busy, lonely days. Someone to listen—

Neither of you expect to find love on a sugar daddy/baby website, it’s not even as if you were looking. And yet somehow you do?

#jo talks #this kinda vibe? I just can’t explain it #I wrote a sugar baby thing before I can try and find that might explain it better #just the ‘omg you gave me an allowance and I went over it daddy’ makes me cringe

[iwasbored777]

When I'm making a short about Marinette and then I realize how much I love Marinette while watching videos of Marinette

#I would kill for her she's my baby #No one is allowed to touch her #miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #Ladybug #Marinette sugar #Ladybug sugar #I love Marinette

[whysamwhy123]

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.........................................................................do I really want to write Ricky/Christian??

#What is wrong with you Sam you should not be allowed to write #What can I say I guess I collect rarepairs like Pokemon cards #I have one very specific fic to thank for this newfound obsession of mine #(You know who are you *winks*) #But I...I can't get it out of my head?? #And I'm so surprised by it? Like not the Ricky part because he's always been my fave #And he always gets neglected by the fandom so I'll take any pairing with him in it that I can get #But I'm really not a Christian Cage enjoyer? #I respect him as a performer and stuff but like #I think he's in the same camp as MJF for me #Where I don't particularly enjoy him in the product itself #But I enjoy him in fic form because fic writers tend to pick up on what actually interests me about those characters #And run with it in a way that can't really happen in canon #So yeah I have hardcore brainrot because of this now #And more specifically...it's Sugar Baby Ricky #With Christian as his meal ticket #And each of them thinks they're playing the other #But really they're playing themselves #Jesus Sam these tags are out of control shut the fuck up dude!

[shopcat]

i love all those like homemade whatever kitchen appliances that make cotton candy or popcorn or something they're like the pinnacle of the human spirit to me and when they work it's so fun. deeply stupid and i would never buy one but we've been given so many over the years it's like whatever. and honestly isn't that just what a toaster is at the end of the day... i heart appliances i heart air fryer cotton candy maker cupcake maker popcorn maker hotdog cooker slushie and snowcone maker and whatever the hell else i think i want to live in the food stall area of a carnival

#🐾 #some of them are just like. a heating appliance in a certain shape which is not what i mean i mean like fun stuff #and i know it's like capitalism i guess and spending money on like a milkshake and slushie maker vs just getting a blender BLAH BLAH #BUT I DIDNT BUY THEM SO WHATVEER #anyway i just made a slushie basically what i'm saying #we had a cotton candy one when i was a kid and used it about 3 times LOL mostly bc we weren't allowed bc it's literally just sugar #but it's cotton candy baby!!!! #also a milkshake and snowcone one the milkshake was essentially just a low powered blender like.. who give a shit #also rn in the cupboard i think is a pie maker and omelette maker the pie maker is good for cooking the pastry and sealing it #the omelette thing sucks

[soldier-poet-king]

I either love or hate lent depending on what my mental health is like each year but this year it's like. Even just the thought of fasting is enough to make me start crying. I've had minor issues with fasting before but straight up this year it's like. Wow if I don't snack and let myself get hungry my already fragile bad horrible mood is going to plummet and I'm going to straight up have a fit at work and start crying and/or screaming

#franposting #uhhh #its not so much #disordered eating cw #as it is that my blood sugar causes major mood seings when im already in An Episode #but it makes me feel guilty! bc some days i barely eat and im fine. i dont even notice #but some days if im not constantly snacking i will have a toddler metldown #i dont control what day is what #i didnt ask for fhis!!! #but its def not making scruples easier #(and my family is already bad fucked up about lent. i choose not to acknowledge their shit) #the amount of fear i have irrationally about this wednesday #i dont have an ED im not allowed to not fast #AND YET #if i dont so my routine at work and have my mid morning yogurt and kater afternoon snack and full lunch #i probably will start crying #bc im so fuckin! pathetic! look at this lil baby whose routine and snacks are enough to cause a meltdown #ig i could fast quote unquote from smthn else #social media on those days or whatever #but the scruplesssss

[yutaleks]

Hi, is there a specific requirement to be your sugar baby 🤭 hope you have a good day or night

As long as you’re willing to let me doll you up and perhaps be into free use 🥰

#ϟ asking aleksandria #before u cancel me for saying that ​listen LISTEN #if you can be into free use (receiving) we should be allowed to be into it (giving) too ok… 😔 #sugar baby harem

[wylan-is-a-baddie]

Nina: I saw a very cute but very expensive dress today and now I kinda want a sugar daddy

Jesper: So did I and now Wylan pays me just to act presentable at merchant council dinners. I highly recommend the sugar baby life

#the end of ck is so funny because it literally says wylan gives jesper an allowance of his fortune to spend on gambling #like literally sugar baby action right there #six of crows #soc #nina zenik #wylan van eck #crooked kingdom #wesper #jesper fahey

[todayisafridaynight]

Random ideas:

-Majima slyly brings up clan members dating each other like coworkers at a company and asks for Daigo's opinion on it while in his office with Kashiwagi who doesn't have the slightest clue why he'd ask something so seemingly stupid

-Somehow getting Daigo or Mine to visit the same bathhouse the other is at. Either way Mine is horrified

-Drag! Again! Somehow! but maybe he can even get a better look that isn't PTA mom

-Majima sees Mine's tattoo and doesn't have a joke right off the bat because he just can't believe this shit writes itself. But sure enough he has something to say later

-Mine and Daigo: *returning from one of their friendly bestie outings* Majima: So, how was yer date, huh?

-Majima questions Daigo on his taste in men and wonders if his unfortunate pathetic aura attracts the rich type who could be his glorified sugar daddy

This is the most ridiculous fun thing 😭

i am SEVERELY taking notes rn anon your brain is enormous and sexy

#snap chats #every time someone jokes bout mine being daigos sugar daddy i cackle #cause on the one hand its technically very true but on the other hand doesnt a sugar daddy have to be older than the sugar baby #and then i just think of that fucking great gatsby post or some shit i cant remember it exactly rn #point is i got 'old sport' in my head now and i think im going to choke laughing #BUT YEAH ANYWAY im taking notes. if i may be so legally allowed to steal an idea or two from here at some point in the future #idk if i WILL that is my DISCLAIEMR but if i DO.... we'll know

[vermillioncrown]

pretty sure your snare trap has math for cheese

you'd think so. i thought so, too--but no one talks to me about the actual math from my fanfic (me getting hurt feelings from everyone fixating on 'bruce wayne batman dating' rather than chasing the 'data regression' -> 'fast fourier transform' -> 'dick grayson is a former mathlete about to read korvin to filth', but i fucking did it to myself and know it)

actual math/stem people more knowledgeable than me take one look and go "lmao poser" and ignore it

laymen read my fic and don't care beyond the spectacle

i think the math acts like a filter. you either vibe w my processes (which cannot be separated from how i write) or you [x] immediately

#inquiry #Anonymous #there is something else that is the lure #a certain menthol illinois if you will #dude idk sometimes i wanna joke and advertise 'get some fucking science here' #but i also know a lot of fics over the decade that touted that kind of . uh. and they didn't vibe with me #don't agree with their portrayal of stem-related things + research + 'intelligence' and 'capability' #so many fics i've read wanting more 'realism' of certain mechanics or whatever #i pass away as soon as i see how they handle the subject matter. i see it enough day-to-day. i do not need the same attitude in fic #idk my goal isn't to blind someone with math and science it's just how my square-shaped brain thinks #and i wanna demystify + also allow people to give the subject respect. a measured treatment in a candid manner #so i think if i ever advertised myself as a math/science-focused writer i'll become the enemy #that's when you guys put me down like a lame horse. promise okay? #but at the same time i cannot lie to myself and divorce the thinking patterns i'm used to from my field #bc despite not studying lit + last lit class ever i slept through four months... #my current work requires me to put stories together. subject matter is technical and non-fiction. #(i'll also say... the bruce wayne sugar baby punchline will not end how most of you probably think it will. based on heuristics) #(but that's not bad. it just means i'll continue to make y'all spittake)