#tall and fucking giant

[kyistell]

Alaska n Cali ? ^_^ romantic or platonic, or neither, just how they’d interact doesn’t matter to me, just curious :33

I AM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SO LATE. I meant to do this sooner I swear, I just had no idea how to do what I needed to on Google Docs mobile. Anyway, I went the platonic route sorta, it can read as romantic as well, sooo HERE!!!!

Alaska and California-

Cuddles, all the cuddles, it’s what they do like 80% of the time when they’re together

Alaska will just pick Cali up at random, like it’s the more normal thing in the world, and Cali just takes it

They don’t actually talk much when together, well Alaska doesn’t, Cali yaps

Cali somehow managed to get Alaska to watch anime with them one time, it ended at ep 4 when girl + dog = lot’s of crying from the both of them

Alaska has a pet bear and Cali has the insatiable need to pet and cuddle things that can kill him

They have gone to multiple sports games together, despite Alaska not liking the crowds and Cali not like the noise or the crowds, according to Cali it’s “a bonding experience to watch your team win while on the bring of either shutting down or a panic attack” 

Cali does sketches of Alaska throughout the day, sometimes the drawings include other states but normally it’s just him, then at the end of the day Cali will give them all to Alaska who proceeds to put them all on the fridge in the garage

Winter vacay is determined by a coin flip, it’s normally with Alaska (it’s not rigged, Alaska just always picks the right side)

Cali tried to get Alaska to understand the appeal video games, then ended up getting demolished by him because of tilt control on Mario Kart

Alaska taught Cali how to ice fish, how to safely skate on open ice, and how to be silent in the woods

The two are just very close, Cali is an outcast not by choice and Alaska is one by choice, it’s an interesting relationship

Cali was incredibly close to telling Alaska about the fact that he writes fanfics, they didn’t but the fact that he was going to is something of note

Cali steals Alaska’s hoodies and shirts since they SWIM in them

Have I mentioned cuddles? Because that is basically what the whole relationship is built upon, cuddles. So. Many. Cuddles.

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt california #wttsh california #wttt alaska #wttsh alaska #welcome to the statehouse #wttt headcanons #i really am sorry this is so late #i had the chance to yesterday and i just #ugghh #brain no worky #i had gotten distracted lol #anyway HERE #this is actually quite cute #lots of cuddles #so many cuddles #all the cuddles #tall and fucking giant #also #this is officially the latest i have ever done an ask #which is not an accomplishment i am proud of #still sorry T-T #kyi requests

[silverameco]

the height difference between James and Regulus is cute, but the height difference between Remus and Sirius is ridiculous

#i said what i said #bc reg is a bit taller than sirius #and remus is a fucking giant #wolfstar #jegulus #marauders era #the black brothers aren't small #they just have tall boyfriends #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #regulus black

[mulderscully]

thinking abt this bts shot of nick and taylor and how i'm sure henry and alex take most of their pictures on polaroid and disposable cameras so they can never be leaked or shared unless they want them to be so they have dozens of huge photo albums over the years.

anyway. good morning ☀️

#rwrb #firstprince #i always forget nick is like VERY tall. because taylor is a fucking giant??? #i think seeing them in person would scramble my brain lmfao

[brown-spider]

An important fact that everyone should know~

Peter B and Hobie are about the same height and Noir is Noticeably taller than Peter B 👀

#its very important to me that Hobie's tall lanky ass is shorter than Noir it makes me very happy #Noir is lowkey a fucking giant dnsjsbss #ppl keep speculating their heights so im here to help bring u to the light just as I was #Spiderverse #Spiderverse 2 #across the spiderverse #atsv #into the spider verse #itsv #hobie brown #spider punk #atsv hobie #spiderman noir #spider noir #peter benjamin parker #atsv noir #itsv Noir #peter b parker #atsv peter b parker #mayday parker #atsv mayday #spider speaks #clips/screens

[queenpanpan]

Guys I’m so normal abt them (lying)

#adventure time #fiona and cake #adventure time prismo #prismo #prismo the wishmaster #scarab #scarab the god auditor #prohibitedwish #prohibited wish #LISTEN TO ME #PRIS WOULD BE TALL ASF EVEN HUMAN #BC HIS 2D FORM IS FUCKING HUGE #i’ll die on that hill #im here to push my giant husbands agenda

[medi-bee]

These are the guys who have total martial control over the center of the galaxy? are you sure?

#my art #spore #grox #spore game #3 foot tall fucked up alien cats #grox really just walk around like O_O . in PUBLIC #i wish spore fanfic was more popular i want to read about their space society. who said that #kicking my feet and spinning and smiling while thinking about alien biology and culture again #im not arguing with an alien with giant baby doe eyes. whatever you say beautiful #hey. gamer grox that bullies and gets bullied by other alien gamers. but that’s just a theory #they are like invader zim to me #have you guys actually listened to their voice files on the wiki #they’re sooo cool. like their voice boxes have been entirely replaced with cybernetics #with ​the glitches and stutters. honestly deserves more attention #if i had meds it'd be over for all of you #ignore my insane notes please #space playstation (completely normal playstation but drawn from memory) #trying to get a feel for how i want to draw these freaks #i say. like i have plans to draw them again #whatever maybe i just wanted to draw little guys. that doesnt mean im going to make a grox oc or anything #wipes sweat off brow #the internet is so crazy you can just draw whatever and post it. and sometimes people will even like it

[dragonmons]

my thought process for durandal:

#yeah im frantically trying to figure out the plating on those legs why do you ask #marathon (game) #durandal #my art #mjolnir is 6'8 randy is 9'8 #the sword is as long as mjolnir is tall it gets cut off by the edge of the page 😔✌️ #how do you put french plate on a giant robot? answer: fuck it just do the cuirass just do the fuckign curaiss ju

[sideblogdotjpeg]

ok bcus ice knife saga got me curious abt height comparisons. calder is the only one w a canonical height on the wiki so for callie i just took an estimate based on eladrin heights + sol i put somewhere between small bullywug & tall halfling

#also TIL that bullywug ave height is actly.. 6 ft?? #so sol is in fact still short for a bullwug. we love a short king !! #since according to the wiki hes halfling sized #soryr if i forgor an impt joke they made midcampaign where they mentioned their specific height. i truly do not remember shit #anyway. holy fuck giants are god damn tall. #naddpod #ba2umia #ba2mia

[crismakesstuff]

There’s this pretty big disparity I’ve noticed between how nolan (omniman) is interpreted in mainstream stuff vs his like actual character in both show/comic

Fanon nolan interpretation:

-doesn’t feel remorse or empathy

-oh he’s soooo cool he’s so swag and smooth talking

-genuinely doesn’t care for his son esp not his wife

-never cared for the guardians

-you don’t get it he’s actually right guys!! Genocide good!

-this also ties in with just reducing mark to the “guy who gets beat up nonstop” and debbie to “the pet”

-they definitely think this version of nolan abides by human bigotry shit like sexism

Canon nolan (according to show and comic):

-oblivious to A LOT of social cues and overall very socially inept (very blunt and dry tone of voice so he always sounds kinda mad even if he isn’t)

-actually cares about his family and friends but has trouble expressing it verbally, more show than tell

-cared ab the guardians and they were his friends but he repressed the hell out of what he did bc of guilt (and he’s dumb)

-says things like “curses” and “moon it up”

-monologues a bunch like holy shit

-very physically affectionate with the people he’s v close too (he also smiles guys!)

-makes jokes without trying (kinda hard to catch bc of the deadpan tone at times)

-would realistically be confused by earth’s own forms of bigotry and shit

-bookworm and wrote and documented things even before becoming a writer on earth!

-feels extreme remorse and guilt for his past actions but again has trouble showing it

#invincible #invincible show #nolan grayson #omniman #omni man #invincible comic #like i get it that a lot of the weird interpretations are dudebros projecting their toxic masculinity fantasies into him #but it’s no less fucking annoying #it’s easy for people to do this bc he’s a v stereotypical masculine guy #he’s tall w a deep voice and a angular face and built like a brick wall #but man it’s no less weird seeing ppl just say ‘yea he would totally do earth bigotry’ #like guys he’s an asshole but let’s be real for a minute …. #he probably doesn’t even know how to file a tax or drive a car #there is so much he would have to learn that earth prejudice would be something he just discards #anyways giant ramble over I literally copied and pasted this from what I said on discord w my friends but yea #sorry for being a nolan enjoyer guys #text post #cris rant

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Fun fact:

Wally in his human form would be 5 ft while Barnaby would be 7 ft!

https://www.tumblr.com/partycoffin/689054531662888960/how-tall-is-barnaby-and-wally-in-the-pok%C3%A9mon-au

HOLY SHITTT WHY IS HE SO FUCKING TALL i mean good for him! but damn. he'd be able to like... step on Wally so easily.... he'd be just a lil bug in comparison.... a speck... Crushable....

#now im wondering if hes that tall.... and he seems to be the Shortest of the three giants.... #HOW FUCKIN TALL ARE POPPY & HOWDY????? #absolute behemoths the lot of em #rambles from the bog #fuck this is making me rethink the heights i listed for the human au #but... no... well.... #cause the part of me that Loves extreme height differences on all accounts is eating this up #and wants to Stick With It #but also i'd either have to make barnaby the tallest. or howdy & poppy are gonna be Too Damn Tall #cause in my mind poppy is the biggest and she's 6'5 already #but.... ugh.... Agh... Conflict In My Brain.... #and well Well #clown does say 'closer to 7' so.... who's to say barns isn't 6'8 or somethin in that range #i just Dont Know! #and wally's 'closer to 5' could easily make my Imagining of him as 5'2 plausible #hm....

[thebroccolination]

I’m renaming Until We Meet Again in honor of Fluke Natouch being thought to be tiny by everyone just because he’s surrounded by giant fucking redwood ents in that series.

From now on, it’s:

#i mean sure he’s 170 or 5’6 so he’s not massively tall but he’s taller than i am so justice for fluke #fluke natouch #until we meet again #giant fucking redwood ents the series

[goblinunderabridge]

I love size swaps 😥😥😥😥

#THE JOY OF: omg my giant friend I just started to trust is suddenly three inches tall #Oh no theyre scared of me #they think im gonna retaliate for our less than optimal first meeting #Yknow the jar thing #how the fuck do I be gentle when im this big #How tf r THEY gentle when theyre this big? #and then they get frustrated and accidentally use their newfound strength to like break something #Or hurt someone on accident #and they turn into what they were afraid of #and ofc the sensory overload for the new tiny guy #HURT/COMFORT OMG 😔😔😔 #g/t idea #g/t art #g/t fearplay #gt community #g/t fluff #g/t writing

[void-dreaming]

So I'm rewriting both my Kirby AUs from the ground up, which means lots and lots of neat stuff.

Here's a concept for older (15~16ish) Marzipan.

Oh yeah, I'm not kidding when I say EVERYTHING is changing xhdndh

#kirby #fan character #artist of tumblr #kirby oc #anime #magolor #MAGODAD LIVES EVERYONE REJOICE #marzipan is a mix between her tall ass parent and her pocket sized dad lmao #i decided on a canon x oc relationship #despite it being something id co sider myself distant from normally #cause i dont want to deal with the discourse and someone who heavily mistreated me was crazy about oc x canon #but i said fuck it we ball and i do what i want #magodad gets a giant spouse cause small husband tall partner is a trope i live for #marzipan at 16 is like.....a head taller than Magodad I think #also she still gets posessed at some point i just dont know how #au names are still pending sadly so no new au tags yet

[plaidpyjamas]

we can all agree Gortash is 5'8"-5'10" right?

#enver gortash #bg3 gortash #lord enver gortash #bg3 #i'd call him a short king (cause he's got that energy yknow?) but I myself am a giant (6'2) so maybe 5'8 is tall to yo normal sized people #lmao #...fuck it #short king enver gortash

[niktoes]

₊˚♡˚₊ a silly collection of general headcanons surrounding könig ₊˚♡˚₊

♡ because he lacks a name so far, i just gave him otto at some point b/c I like it. so! ♡

♡ on this blog, könig's name is otto, used while he's off duty ♡

Tags: headcanon, no pairings, general everyday life stuff.

♡ generally a laidback, mellow man with a playful streak and knack for mischief when the mood strikes him. tends to be more reserved upon first meetings, but loosens up with a little time and familiarity. he knows pretty quickly if he'll wind up friends with someone. very much the type of man that either clicks with someone right off the bat or doesn't at all.

♡ even off-duty, otto's professional moniker is unassuming enough that it became a silly nickname among good friends at some point after a little slip-up on his part, earlier in life. it's a bit cheeky, but it's all in good fun and doesn't really carry any risk. a night on the town among friends? there isn't a drink served to him that isn't followed by a dumb, 'your drink, mein König?', or some other variation of 'oh, my liege ordered the cake! feeling bad tonight, are we?'. yeah, his friends can really ham it up sometimes - and he's pretty tickled to play into it, too.

♡ he's blunt, and his humour tends to lean more into sarcasm than cheeky one-liners, though he'll definitely rattle a couple off if the moment lines up just right. he doesn't enjoy speaking just for the sake of speaking, so if he's roped into a conversation with no real direction just to fill the time, he's likely to politely disengage. he can get a bit stiff otherwise, because empty talk tends to leave him with nothing to contribute to the conversation - and that typically just makes him feel a bit awkward.

♡ man's got a sweet tooth that he works hard to compensate for in the gym. yeah, he's lifting to stay in the best shape possible for the field, but sweets also just love to stick to his bones if he doesn't have something to burn off the extra carbs. he loves some good apple pastries.

♡ the hood is not a permanent fixture on his head. at work? sure, but that's largely due to the fact that he is already an easily recognisable man, thanks to his juggernaut stature. if he's off-duty and milling around town, he's bare-faced and comfortable in his skin. he has social anxiety, but in this season of his life, it tends to manifest more as a manageable discomfort when he's shoved into the spotlight. like being called out in public by an oblivious stranger, 'so big! wow! how tall are you?', is both old and feels a bit rude when he's otherwise just trying to mind his own business.

♡ has plenty of hobbies outside of work, both outdoorsy and in. hiking, quiet walks in the market, he likes watching hockey - and he's liable to shred his buddies in football/soccer due to his natural competitiveness. working out to relieve stress, cooking, and reading is an especially dear hobby to him, too. he likes all kinds of genres. campy romance novels are not off the table - in fact, they're his fun little secret for quiet nights in.

♡ he isn't at all socially inept. the man's pushing 40 years old, and for what he lacked in his younger years he's learned to compensate for over time. direct communication is obviously his preference if he doesn't know someone well, because he sometimes risks missing the point if someone's being vague with the intention of making him read between the lines. tends to misconstrue more subtle flirtation as someone just being friendly, if a bit casual, so his dating life is definitely a bit slower than someone else's might be. doesn't help that his schedule is always pretty packed.

♡ buzzcut könig reigns supreme here! sometimes he lets it grow out a bit if he's off duty for a while, but it's really just easier to manage a shaved head in his line of work. less fuss over taming his hair, less time and money spent on maintenance - he just prefers a close, clean cut over letting his hair go wild. he refuses to deal with longer hair getting in his eyes when he wears his hood, or trying to ignore the weight of its fabric pulling on a ponytail. it is a pretty colour though, when it's a little longer. ash blonde, with a couple premature greys that've been kicking around since his late 20s.

♡ hyperaware of himself and his surroundings at all times. it's not even a conscious act on his part anymore to keep his head on a swivel and his eyes keen. he's always been this way, because growing up with social anxiety in his day was rough. he's damn good at reading people and their feelings, and as a result of that, he tends to be a fairly empathetic guy. if someone he cares about is going through tough times, he'll pick up on it relatively fast and he's overall happy to lend a listening ear or a helping hand if anyone needs one.

♡ memory of a goddamn elephant. otto does not forget what he's picked up through conversation, and because of that he tends to come across as the thoughtful sort. close friends and family get damned good gifts when it hits the holiday season or a birthday, because at some point he's heard what everyone would like, and he buys accordingly - he definitely makes the money to do so. however, his gifts are generally useful or sentimental rather than dust collectors. he really isn't a fan of useless gifts bought without any real thought invested into them.

#könig #call of duty #cod headcanons #hcs #ngl that one bit is ripped from my brother's strife b/c he's also a fucking giant #and people really dgaf if it's rude to just crowd someone for being *very* tall

[zhenghuaz]

look at my bald gate elf NEOW!!!!!

my shitty doodles of him

#i care him so much . he makes me mentally unwell #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #he’s like 8ft tall and runs into doorways and has autism over animals #he barely speaks and he’s a gentle giant… astarion probably fucking hates him and halsin and him are BROS #ushas voice ‘I don’t really like slavery’ astarion disapproves. ushas shifts his eyes ‘can I fucking help you’