#that I was literally pregnant lmao

[diaryofagoodpuppy]

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#as always ignore this #prob gonna be doing rants till I get home im sorry :( #but ever since i was pregnant ive had this problem with gagging right #never once gagged unless it was on a dick lol #anyway i had to hold my fathers hand while we prayed and a gag came up 😭😭😭 #I CANT CONTROL IT #he didn’t get me anything for Christmas and i didn’t expect him to #he didn’t get his parents anything either #or my sister #I didn’t wanna be purposely/obviously rude so I got him something #i got him some star wars thing idc #I even wrote ”dad” on the label because I didn’t want it to be weird #I haven’t called him that since high school I think #I took a picture of it too to show my sister lol #& i caught him in a lie so that was entertaining at least lol #(also feels weird that i was pregnant today of last year and had no idea. i even took ”food baby” pics after Christmas dinner not knowing + #that I was literally pregnant lmao #BUT my father & i are going to dinner wednesday because i can’t say no to save my life 🤪 #if you made it this far i love you & hope you had the best christmas <3

[anotherpapercut]

genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into

you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"

many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally

lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll

#put punk in parantheses bc yall are hardcore straight edge at best lmao #goes to a punk show in someones basement and gasps when i see people snorting coke off each other in the corner #anyway heres your regular reminder from your friendly neighborhood drug addict that drugs can be and often are consumed safely #LSD‚ MDMA‚ psilocybin‚ cannabis of course‚ ketamine‚ coke‚ whippets. these are all drugs that i personally have used #and that are completely safe when used correctly and by someone who doesn't have some sort of allergy #even if someone is on a dangerous drug like meth or heroin you are not better than them #in fact theyre probably a lot chiller than your ass if youre still viewing drugs as a thing for 'degenerates' to do #literally can not hang out with non druggies anymore bc they cannot stop themselves from moralizing it #i mention that my vape has thc in it and i get That Look and a bunch of 'i would never smoke weed. i mean its fine. i just would NEVER' #i get it! you view drugs as a thing thats only for poor people or people who dont care about themselves or whatever #i call that the go ask alice effect. people will think you smoked weed then immediately had sex got pregnant and died of a heroin overdose #even when they think theyre being super progressive

[puppyeared]

gregnant

anton belongs to @poicyss

#someone help them LMAO #im all kinds of panic induced stress rn so. woe pregant auggie be upon ye #shes very excited but also extremely fucking nervous and couldnt think of any other way to break the news #also because how do you deal with the spawn of a literal shadow creature. what the fuck do u do #im sure theyve probably discussed the possibility of being parents once in a while but not like actually intended to conceive #idk much else though ive never been pregnant. shrugs #i think her bump is probably smaller bc vincent forms as a dog before he takes on human form a couple months after being born #so the fetus is smaller.. although its more obvious when shes in her animal form so she doesnt transform while pregnant just in case #can you tell ive thought abt this a normal amount #my art #myart #doodles #my oc #friend oc #augusta #anton #suggestive #? #i mean kinda..? its implied this is after they boink but not much else #oc lore

[jasminesilk]

It's almost summer and their first nooboo is already on the way!

#Kitty is a plus size girlie so her pregnant belly clipped with literally all the pregnancy poses I had lmao #she was only on her first trimester here... #oc:kittywhite #oc:danieldarling #ts4sanriolegacy #sanriogen1 #simblr

[bylertruther]

EXCUSE ME???

steven, for whatever reason, even though literally no one asked or cares and also nancy has a fucking serious boyfriend you opportunistic freak trying to pull her while she's down instead of rebuilding your relationship through mutual understanding and genuine romance like a normal person with basic respect for someone else: I always had this dream that I'd have this really... really big family. I'm talking, like, uh, a full brood of Harringtons. Like, five, six kids. [...] But I left one part out. It's the most important part. You're there.

me, on nancy's behalf:

#asks #hey nancy i'd like to impregnate you five or six times. wanna get back together? 🥺🙏 -steve #like HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH ?!?!?!?!? #at the end of the world THAT'S what he wants to say........... #i don't hate steve or even dislike him but as someone tht has been nancy way too many times . Die #they could've shown him regressing in literally any other way he could've said literally anything else . ANYTHING #NOT I WANT TO GET YOU PREGNANT FIVE OR SIX TIMES I'M BDFJHKDBJFKHBSDJH IC ANTTTTTT LMAO #'i wanna have kidS plural with u btw' steve. steven. that's not even your girl. #mf managed to jump the gun when it hasn't even been pulled out the case yet like—

[thedevilsfamiliar]

Not my mom wondering why I don’t like her friend

I’m sorry 🙄 I’m sorry I don’t like your home wrecking friend who fucked a married man and THOUGHT he’d leave his wife for her

What a dumbass

#I have absolutely zero sympathy for her #‘oh but she’s an orphan and has no one’ me vale madre 😂 #that doesn’t excuse her from making shit choices #now she has a baby and zero support cuz broski gave up all parental rights #broski found out she was pregnant and said ‘NAH’ #broski doesn’t like children and he’s also in his 50s lmao he doesn’t have the lifespan for one #and dw he’s a fucking idiot too I hate his ass #literally a fucking prick idk what my mom sees in him as a friend #she has shit friends #he’s a cheater and she’s a home wrecker #and the poor wife is genuinely a sweet and wonderful person #she was in her 20s when she met him so that’s immediately gross like wtf dude there’s a reason why he’s aiming younger #dude is literally disgusting #I hate hiiiiiiiim #‘he groomed her’ she was a 20 something old adult ass woman shut the fuck up #stop infantalizing 20 year olds it’s so 🤡 #‘the brain isn’t formed until 25’ and yet somehow I knew better than to touch someone who’s taken all this time

[worstloki]

it's always "jotun are intersex and can get pregnant" and never "asgardians are intersex and can get pregnant" as if the asgardians aren't supposed to be peak performance. if they're so peak performance they should be outfitted compatible to have kids with as many other similar species i think.

#like even if you go 'aesir aren't like that' just give thor some vanir genes #it's not difficult #thor literally has fertility under his list of THINGS but i still struggle to find intersex thor fics that aren't PWP #no hate on them of course but like how come when Thor ends up being a quarter jotun he doesn't get to be intersex #it's always loki lmao #like my dude loki is ALREADY a shapeshifter ! he doesn't always need your myths-to-comics logic of Laufey being Loki's mom #i promise you can have loki being pregnant regardless #can we look into how being intersex might impact Asgardian values and more importantly: Thor #fics will have Jotun Thor and still make Loki intersex for child purposes fr T-T #fics will have Thor being the consort and not the one carrying the kids T-T #please XD

[koheletgirl]

i maintain that there's no need to talk about ways in which israel is evil to its jewish citizens in order to talk about palestine. like it has nothing to do with it it's literally not what this is about. and i maintain that the ways in which people insist on doing this sometimes border on antisemitism. all that being said you don't know the half of it

#i hate this fucking country i hate it i hate it i hate itttttttt #tmi in the next tags >>>>>>>>>> #i have a very real fear that if i get pregnant rn the committee won't approve my abortion bc too many jews have died lately #like that could. literally happen. #and ik a lot of people are having irregular periods bc of stress but the added stress of this just creates an endless stress cycle lmao #mmmmmm anyway. let's hope i get my period 🪬 #might delete later #periods cw #politics cw #not really but tagging anyway

[arctic-hands]

Lol I never resent my mother more for both smoking while pregnant with me and constantly smoking around me throughout my childhood despite my already diagnosed and serious chronic health issues (plural) than when I really miss playing the clarinet

#don't smoke around kids #that goes for pot too #lol turns out new research shows that there's a large correlation between Crohn's disease and maternal smoking so #don't smoke while pregnant either #literally the only time an adult in power ever cared about me was when the ER dr treating me for severe bronchitis #looked at my records and saw i had been there the year before with the same issues bc my mom was always smoking around me #and told my mom if i came back to the ER with bronchitis again he would call CPS on her ass #so after fourteen years (fifteen if you count the pregnancy period) of smoking around me she finally stopped #too little too late my lungs are permanently scarred and weak lmao #so bye bye clarinet #and that was before i developed asthma even

[pavlovers]

actually nvm im not emo anymore 🤧

#will i ever be truly content with the ending ? no 💀 but ! everyone looks so cute nd im happy that my fav freaks are able to be silly :p #i have mixed feelings on chifuyu narrating this chapter tho lmao 😭😭 #i mean its great that he somehow remembers everything that michi went through nd their friendship wasnt lost #BUT I CANT GET OVER THAT LIKE. ONE TAKEHINA KISS PANEL AND ITS JUST HIS UGLY CRYING FACE AT THE BOTTOM 😭😭 #i kinda love that for him tho like shit make their day all about yourself king #i wouldn't have taken the whole takehina ending seriously either way #tokrev aint even about them at this point its about the collection of freaks takemichi collected along the way 😭 #what other thoughts can i put out there... #omg sanzu being an influencer is such a slay. i love how he looks exactly the same as he did in the bonten timeline #he just slays online now instead of yknow with a katana in real life ! #kazus adorable. izanas adorable #I LOVE THAT SOUTH IS JUST THERE. IDK HOW THEY MET IN THIS TIMELINE BUT FUCK IT YEAH HES INVITED WHY NOT #seeing timeskip mikey again just confirms my initial feelings towards manila mikey which is that he was ugly 😭 #IDK THE SHORT HAIR DOESNT SUIT HIM IMO 😭 I WAS HOPING THAT WAKUI WOULD GIVE HIM A NEW HAIRCUT THAT WE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE #its ok tho im happy that hes actually happy ! and that the future he wanted with emma and draken and their baby came true 🥲 #WAHH THAT TOO 😭 THE FACT THAT THEYRE MARRIED AND EMMA IS PREGNANT WITH THEIR FIRST CHILD LITERALLY SOBBING 😭 #its what theyve deserved this whole time !!!! #what wakui did to naoto was a crime tho 😭 why does he look like thatttt #bring back detective naoto 😭 current naoto looks more homeless than takemichi that doesnt sit right with me 😭 #im rocking with long hair hanma. shuji just some guy hanma 💀 #wakui making mikey looking at takemichi like that the opening panel like we know what they are 🙄 just had to remind us #thats all i think... its finally over 😭 i may have my grudges but i truly loved reading this weekly for over a year it was so much fun 💗

[kouukie]

Kawaii Milk Box

i’m a little sucker for kawaii stuff (especially objects) and had no purpose of making this other than i just wanted to and felt like sharing it! enjoy it!

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#s4cc #ts4cc #sims 4 cc #the sims 4 cc #sims 4 objects #sims 4 kawaii #sorry the picture is bad i was so lazy i literally just made this for pure fun #im bored and pregnant LMAO

[levil0vesyou]

Having a post get popular enough to be independently reblogged by someone you follow but aren't mutuals with is. Wild

#yes it was the sex poll obvs #given the person is a minor i'm very glad they picked answer one lmao #like i do think minors in general are allowed to want and even have sex (with each other obvs) but when it's a minor i personally follow it #would just make me feel pretty weird lmao. like on a personal level ya feel? i mean when u reach an even closer level it becomes not weird #again like my dear friend ness (17yo) who afaik doesn't actually HAVE any sex but occasionally wants to and i support her hot girl summer. #but as stated this person barely knows i exist i just follow his blog (i used they earlier but this was incorrect but tumblr won't let me e #edit the tag 😔) and he's 16yo so seeing him talk about wanting and/or having sex would have been. uncomfortable. like obvs he'd be allowed #to because my personal discomfort is no indication of morality but you get it. like if my big little cousin (she's 15 now by god the years #don't stop coming) were to talk about sex and stuff to me or within earshot i would ummm. throw myself out the window? but like i'd still t #try to be supportive and if push comes to shove then yes i would give her condoms 😔 cuz like if a minor wants sex i will not be able to sto #stop them lmao but i can at least try and make it somewhat safe y'know #actually i remembered i have literally given a 15yo a condom before lmao she's prolly over 20 now but like as the adult dormmate it was alm #almost like a responsibility y'know like what do you want me to DO?? let her get pregnant?? anyway enough tangent lmao #btw all this is also why in the poll i included 'too young' but didn't specify an age cuz that's individual y'know. some people are p late #bloomers (i was one) while others choose to have consensual sex by 14 y'know. not something i like to think about but that doesn't mean it #won't happen ya feel. i mean what am i the american education system? lmao. so some ppl have interpreted being 17 as too young but there's #also folks like this who clearly consider 16 old enough and that's defo ppl's good right. and again i usually don't mind just the fact that #he in particular is someone i already knew made it uncomfy. but anyway yea back on topic it's very interesting in general when your post #gets big enough to independently make it to ur dash thru a non mutual lmao. love the hellsite honestly where else amirite #personal #mine #ok to rb ig #like the actual body of the post anyway. i'd be pretty uncomfy if said person saw my tags on this cuz y'know it's kind vagueing even if it' #not negative but anyway. anyway #*kinda

[lunarianbeams]

had a dream last night i was pregnant and back in therapy

#i really do miss my old therapist #but my coworker said what if you’re suddenly pregnant like the virgin mary #And two of my besties made a pregnancy joke so now i’m scared lmao #jess speaks #literally what a wild dream hashing out my fear of being a parent while weighing the options of having a kid

[burning-thistles-bt]

family tree fun facts

Dawncloud is Badgerfang's maternal half-aunt :)

#its funny bcus Badger and Dawn knew each other as 'kits' and were friends-ish #straight up they only have like a 3-4 moon age gap. maaaybe 5 #BUT there's also a 3-4 moon age gap between Badger and Blossom... thats so crazy and messed up #like how did that affect Badger mentally. a kid his age got pregnant and gave birth so quick #that he was literally barely older than their kid #and is now dating their kid lmao #this is also only really possibly thanks to how quickly cats age btw. i dont think this is possible with humans quite #badger also views Copper as a father figure and Dawn as a sort of mother figure bcus thats like how close he is w/ Blossom #he's not just their son-in-law but their son #and Fern and Wolf approve and honestly prob view Blossom as their kit too #and also yes BadgerBlossom are half-cousins lol oopsies #and he mentored his half-second cousin! #family trees make me go crazy i love it #lolling thoughts #shadowclan #copperclan #badgerclan #badgerfang #badgerfang lives au #burning thistles #burning thistles au #bt family tree #shadowclan family #copperfam #badgerfam #badgerblossom #blossomtail #dawncloud #bt trivia #random

[theold-ultraviolence]

*me not understanding a single thing Arnas Fedaravicius is saying in this Lithuanian interview except for 'heath ledger' and 'the dark knight'*

so true, babe, keep talking

#boy I'm in deep #ljsdlkfjglkj #also #fingers crossed I can finally get this modern!aemond and pregnant reader hcs in a little bit #I'm having a little moment of peace today and I hope I can actually make some progress on FICS #ngl besties I feel like #I haven't been contributing much to fandom lately #I have so many wips and like #the last two smut fics I posted got less interaction than anything I posted around december #idk #going through it #maybe it's this freaking heat #because it's finally getting hot in here and like I was yearning for sun and some warmth but we literally went from cold and rain to HELL #it's melting my brain #anyway #these tags are all over the place #and have nothing to do with the text post LMAO #ignore me

[bbbrianjones]

paul richard hewson, 1952-1985

“we used to go away on tour for maybe three or four months and paul would have this little blue globite school bag and you used to say “what’s in your bag, paul?” and it would be a wrestling magazine featuring andré the giant, who was his hero, and a portable chess set, some cough mixture, and he had his drugs in there…. i guess.” todd hunter

#lmao my darling boy <3333 #happy birthday my sweets #I LOVE U BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! #you will forever be my everything #the love of my life #and he was a man dead at the age of 32 #got married at 19 because he got his girlfriend pregnant #had two kids and divorced before the age of 25 #loved chess and won many competitions #literally moved to another country while his wife was 8 month pregnant #had a raging heroin addiction which killed him #wore scarves as belts #used to go for walks with his goddaughter in the early morning and return with flowers in his hat #hated the way his music sounded on the radio #“stole” a girl from one of his best friends #loved reading books about chess. elephants and wrestling #wore the same shirt for three years #mimed the piano while wearing oven mitts on tv #couldn’t drive #known for being so unpredictable #annoying #cynical #cut you down with words #but also a great cook.