#but also a great cook.

[bizarrelittlemew]

i mean... he's not wrong

Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016)

#that moment when a guy who walks around in a bush costume and cooks whole possums and calls himself psycho sam has a great point #ida.stuff #rhys darby #rhys darby gifs #hunt for the wilderpeople #hunt for the wilderpeople (2016) #also im gonna be honest here. sam could get it. im not ashamed to say it

[kvetchinglyneurotic]

so something i noticed on my latest black sails rewatch is that despite most of the show taking place on various ships we never really find out what skills silver has as a sailor? like he's pretending to be a cook when flint's crew picks him up and we never see him doing regular sailor duties on the walrus, and when he's briefly left in charge while flint is ashore he says that he's basically agreeing with whatever mr. de groot says to hide that he doesn't know what he's doing. but also he wasn't the cook on the ship he was on before the walrus and he knew where to damage the ship to keep vane's crew from leaving charleston, so he is an experienced sailor? maybe? i don't have a point i just love how the more you watch the more you start having flint on the cliffs moments where you realize that despite watching him for four seasons, you don't really know anything about john silver

#black sails #john silver #like he has a coherent personality and a character arc and all but also you know so little about him it's great #also it makes me slightly insane that he become like. the mythologized pirate figure and it's under a name he probably picked at random #or stole of the cook and thought he'd keep for like a week #and then billy invents the long john silver story and he's just stuck with this identity he can't escape #i'm pretty sure i've posted about that before but it still gives me brain worms (positive) #kvetch oc

[princessponies]

i want a collaboration between Brian David Gilbert, B Dylan Hollis, and Brennan Lee Mulligan, if only because whatever comes out of that collaboration will inevitably be an absolute tongue twister to attempt to discuss.

#bdg #brian david gilbert #b dylan hollis #brennan lee mulligan #also it would absolutely slap. it'd be hilarious. like guaranteed i'm sure. #let's be real it'd probably be a D&D themed cooking video #BUT REGARDLESS can you imagine trying to elaborate on any of that #which would be funnier because it'd absolutely be a great video but nobody would physically be able to talk about it #without tripping over their own sentence one million times

[hgduo]

AND HGDUO/GOSSIPDUO/QMOCKINGJAYS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!

#hgduo #gossipduo #qmockingjays #badboyhalo #cellbit #qsmp #listen im rly sad so i need to duo post just a little- I had this queued but swagever im posting it now #prolly up there with k!lckity for dynamics that altered my brain and will haunt me #I think about them so much I’ve had to restraint myself over and over from bringing them up in so many posts you have no idea 😭 #if things continue somehow and things are stable enough that i feel okay watching then great awesome #if not then im so glad it gave me them- not only a great roleplay duo but also just good vibes I loved them #just a millenniums old demon and the funny little cat he found on a battlefield solving mysteries and eating people ;u; #gif #maybe tomorrow i'll change my url just cuz idk #I wish we could've gotten more with them... they really are great together- maybe we will- qsmp or not #anyway I have salmon that's gonna go bad unless if I cook it like... right now LOL!

[ride-thedragon]

Team Green First Promo Gifset (we're in fact back)

#hotd #house of the dragon #hotd season 2 #hotd promotion #team green #tom glynn carney #ewan mitchell #fabien frankel #olivia cooke #parents looking great #where is phia? #id like to see phia #rhys is also missing #and mathew but whats new #“we have bigger dragons” i might have to change sides with that arguement #she cooked no last name #“i have my name on the lease of the castle” i may change sides #and ewan is lamenting on Aemond’s origin story #fabien looks great but whats new

[nb-n0v4]

I think they probably make a game of posing as staff eventually

#also I'm realizing that 9 looks great in high-waisted pants #my art #digital art #doctor who #dr who #ninth doctor #rose tyler #nine/rose #ninepetals #timepetals #fanart #also I like to think that 9 is a good cook #and rose is also pretty decent #so probably they'll just end up cooking together <3

[feathersnflowers]

Some things I drew today at Matt Talbot (for a school thing)

#I will die on the hill that hunter is both great at cooking but also sometimes very bad at it #art #Doodles #huntlow #Lumity #toh hunter #the owl house #hunter noceda #hunter toh #toh willow #toh fanart #toh huntlow #willow toh #willow park #luz noceda #luz toh #toh luz #toh lumity #toh amity #amity blight #amity toh #luz x amity #hunter x willow

[fencecollapsed]

I respect having hatchetfield fatigue especially if you've been a fan for a longer time, but it's a little funny to me when people complain that hatchetfield is the main thing sk have done for the last five years because it IS partially circumstantial. they had to delay NPMD because of covid. that's why they did nightmare time. that's almost definitely why they didn't take a break from hatchetfield sooner. it makes sense that they first used being restricted to digital formats to expand on the established world they're building while they couldn't do the musical they wanted, rather than do something completely brand new that way right out the gate. given how many people skipped out on nmt because of the format would yall have really preferred they do a bunch of other stuff that way anyway? sticking mainly to hatchetfield was probably the best thing they could've done during the lockdowns

#this is perhaps an opinion i hold due to my strong hatchetfield bias but i really do think its just reasonable #im happy for them to take a break now #but im also happy to have let them cook for five years theyve made some great stuff #cj says stuff #starkid #hatchetfield

[linkneol091]

CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS IN BARELY END OF A NOVEMBER LETSAGOOOOOOO ( wanted to draw that in last year but I was busy with smth else so SORRY MY OLD LIL SELF)

#Imm so dramatic #also these sweaters have a backstory and maybe if I have time #Maybe if I have time Ill draw them #like a comic #yeah idea is great I need to show you what my mind is cooking with pbmj OK #spider man #across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #itsv #atsv #peter b parker #mary jane watson #mary jane parker #petermj #spider man fanart #fanart #my art #doodle #IRIS KRIMAAAAA

[bitchfitch]

this is a stupid pet peeve but idk. 'Cooking is an art baking is a science ' is bullshit. you can follow a baking recipe step by step mirroring the original cook Exactly and still get a crap end result.

this is because your kitchen is not their kitchen. unless you live very close to them, their ingredients might be Radically different from yours even if they're technically the same thing. and worse of all. even if you're roommates. if they made their thing first the conditions will be different when you make yours.

like. baking is just ratios. ratio of starch to water to binder to leavener to etc etc.

But you have to include things like. ambient humidity and temperature and where the crop your flour is from was grown and what strain of yeast your using and when your starch was harvested and what the cows and chickens who provided the eggs and dairy were fed and what microbes exist in your environment and how thety hurt or aid flavor and rise time. like. You have to know how to account for the messy nature of reality and there is no formula for that. just repetition until you figure out the flow.

#like. idk man #i need recipes to be geo tagged because like. #here in the states our wheat has to be extremely cold hardy right? way more so than europes #it also needs to be able to handle like. tornadoes and other extreme weather you get that far inland on a flat plane #which means that compared to European flour ours has an insanely high glutin content bc glutin is how the plant strengthens itself #You need to account for that when cooking #more leavener more water less binder gentler kneading and longer rise time #so like. im brain dead exhausted but Yeah. baking very much isnt a science and your great grandma did just fine without a hyper accurate #gram scale being shilled by YouTubers.

[milkweedman]

I made a spicy vegetable miso soup with lots of ginger to try and fix what ails me and honestly 10/10. Works every time

#cooking #it also just tastes great which is nice bc almost nothing tastes even ok #am used to everything tasting like ash or cardboard or straight up nothing since the last covid #so when something actually has a taste and its good !! so nice #energy levels are 0 out of 1 million tho. and so many things to do #always get sick at the worst times

[agangan]

im gonna see him in theaters soon (/ω＼)

#great pretender #makoto edamura #digital art #also it could very well just be the lighting but idc cook that twink #someones gonna have to hold me down and also tape my mouth shut at the screening #makotooo my one true love aughhh #grepre new yorkers rise. clearyuru fuckinfg calednars

[riacte]

so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it

#ria.txt #i spoiled myself so at first i was like 'this is bonkers wtf are they doing in those last few chapters?????' #but then it was like. yeah. i see #love those ch when it's just clearly putting the squad into Situations #also. izutsumi #what i really liked was how tightly the protagonist and the deuteragonist were wound up in the overall themes #the plot the themes the conflict the characters it was very neatly connected #hence i am also now accidentally invested in whatever going on between laios and marcille #not just platonic not romantic not enemies i just think they work well tgt and deeply care for each other its great watching them develop #it's the leader + most trusted advisor / anxious girlfailure + the annoying freak she's somehow attached to vibes #haha that rabbit chapter with marcille. hahha i was like what the fuck man. it was funny and then boom whump [tears streaming down my face] #those shapeshifter chs were sooo much fun esp seeing other chara's perceptions of each other. stealing that #the changeling ones were great too elf senshi is the fucking funniest he looks sooooooo unserious #marcille's evolving perception with death starting with saving falin and saving the squad and her nightmares of outliving everyone- #-and her dad and her 'temper tantrum' and UGH when at the end she said she was fine with falin not coming back.... WAAA. OUGH. #i think dunmeshi handled the trope of 'prophecy of chosen one becoming king' pretty well and it makes sense why laios is the protag #the worldbuilding is so thoughtful as well i liked seeing different characters with different worldviews interact #very solid and well rounded series wooo #the main 4 has such a fun dynamic together #anyways. dunmeshi au..... #more like borrowing the worldbuilding bc charas are too nuanced for a one to one comparison #ren is like some prince of his own species but he's like 34th in line and no one cares about him so he fucks off to eat monsters #which is why he's both snobbish AND a total freak when it comes to his food taste #false is originally in for the money from ren and plans to scam him but unfortunately the cringefail swag captures her #martyn is Obnoxiously Clueless and thinks he's smart but he's not. he's resourceful but also pathetic and crazy #stress cant cook but she thinks she does so everyone goes (≖_≖ ) when she picks up a pot. they delegate her to killing and chopping duty #the mvp is iskall who keeps on saving everyone's asses and somehow has resources for everyone #i think ren is actually aware false is going to scam him but he has too much money to spend anyway and he thinks shes cool so he lets her?? #and somehow she doesnt take the money and run. and goes back to eating monsters w/ the party. everyone is crazy

[doctor-who-war-doctor]

Hi has this been done before?

#because like its so right #this movie was great I don't understand the hate #I need more The Teens TM content tyvm #gabo wish #bazeema wish #wish #disney wish #disney #bazeema #gabo #also guess who's finally getting back into tumblr >:) #yall i be cooking just wait #The Teens Wish

[marshmalleaux-queen]

people who think BOTW/TOTK Link is flat/expressionless or has no personality did not play the games, I think

#just saw a comment on a post asking what the next zelda game could improve on #and it was like 'give link an actual personality and not going 😐 all the time' #like excuse me sir. have you never seen this man after cooking a meal #have you not seen him get dipped in dye or smooched by the great fairy #did you not read any of his many witty and adorable dialogue options #they also said they don't want him to be a player insert anymore #which. is kind of like. his whole schtick. since day 1 #botw #totk #link

[lollytea]

Not a day goes by that I don't think about how the Boiling Isles' complete lack of LGBTphobia effects how witches perceive sexuality and gender. Like it's not the only factor but I feel like the fear of societal judgement and internalized prejudice is a huge obstacle in discovering your own orientation.

So with that whole part avoided, I'm imagining that in the process in the Demon Realm is??? Much smoother sailing??? Like you might be a little confused at first but there's no shame tied to that confusion. Nobody is pressured into deciding on a label for themselves because labels don't exist. Thinking you're into boys for a while until realizing you're a lesbian is nbd here. Neither is thinking you're a lesbian and then realzing you're bi. Nobody judges you. Nobody cares. I just think it may provide you with a lot of clarity that you simply couldn't get in the Human Realm.

I've always headcanoned that while straight is considered the "default" in the Human Realm, most witches just assume they're bi/pan until they discover otherwise. (And not in a "bi-normativity" way, which is, wow, a terrible word I just made up there. But more in a "idk what gender I'm into yet. Or any at all. So I'll just say everybody for the moment" way.)

But I feel like, even if there's confusion, a good percentage of witches actually somehow figure themselves out relatively early. Like they'll be little kindergarten girls in Amity's library group who have not experienced romantic attraction yet but they already know that if they're ever gonna get married, it's gonna be another girl, cause nobody ever told them they couldn't. Some figure it out as preteens. Some are teens. It's probably one of the chillest aspects of maturing for them.

It's why I'm so interested in Hunter's little bi patch on his jacket and I love thinking about how he brought himself to this conclusion. Just thinking about a sheltered brainwashed kid like Hunter who feels deeply ashamed over so much about himself but his opinion in regards to sexuality has always being like "yeah boy, girl, neither, whatever, I don't care, I'm too busy hitting bad guys with my stick."

So when Luz finally explains to him and the other kids what sexualities even are, with the names and flags and everything, he just says "Bi" then and there, completely unfazed. This is bonkers to me. I think it's the best headcanon ever. He really does not care. Nobody ever told him that he should. But that being said, he sure does love having a little pride flag. Imagine living your whole life loving scrambled eggs. It's just another mundane part of you. But then suddenly you're transported to a world where you're celebrated for loving scrambled eggs. You've got your own little "I <3 scrambled eggs" badge of honor. You don't understand it. But it makes you feel very special and important. I imagine that's how Hunter feels with his little bi pride patch on his sweater.

#im not trying to cook i swear #im just thinking thoughts #anyway i mostly just mentioned hunter but i love thinking about the other kids too #how they reacted to pride flags and all that. its such a cute thought #i would say that it sucks that they will probably eventually learn about homophobia but #i have a very stubborn headcanon that luz has TRIED to break the news to them about homophobia but they straight up Do Not Believe Her #it just sounds way too ridiculous to them so theyre CONVINCED shes fucking with them #so theyre having a GREAT time in their little world where lgbt pride is universally accepted #gus got so excited over flags!!! #willow chose the pan label for herself because she thinks it fits her but also she likes the funky colours