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phantasticphizza · 2 months

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My dream is for Jenna marbles to come back and do an eyebrow collab with Dan and Phil

#Sleep deprivation thoughts #That would be heaven #jenna marbles #dan and phil #Eyebrow bleaching when

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allo-frouto · 6 months

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If we were dating, I’d marry you and treat you like the queen you are, getting to wake up next to you every morning would be heaven. I’d wake you up with a kiss on both pairs of lips and a cup of coffee and after our morning sex session, breakfast and cuddles until the next round.

I don't settle for less.

#<3 #and #between me and you #neither should you #that would be heaven #btw #hihihi

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perpetualcontrolleddrowning · 9 months

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Something something the way that Crowley introduced himself to Aziraphale the first time they met in the garden and reacted as if they had never met before. Something about him later behaving as if he did actually have those memories of their time in Heaven together and trying to pass it off as being someone different now. Something about Heaven's way of punishing angels that go against the plan by erasing their memories. Something about Crowley seeing Gabriel without his memory and saying "ask him properly." Something about "remember it now" "it hurts, to remember. my head isn't built for that" "I know. Do it anyway"

Something about "I know. Looking at where the furniture isn't"

Something about I know

#gomens #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #fan theory #all i'm saying #is that crowley seemed REALLY familiar with the process of losing and regaining memory when it's been taken #and i think it would be fun to make it even more angsty #if crowley pushed himself again and again until he was able to remember aziraphale #and now he remembers heaven and all that it was #and he wants nothing to do with it #and Aziraphale is going back

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imdead770 · 25 days

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Percy "put your minecraft bed beside mine" Jackson

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Annabeth "making an architectural masterpiece" Chase

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #I already know Annabeth would make the craziest minecraft builds #and then Percy's over here trying to get all the supplies for her because he's so whipped it's not even funny #a literal match made in heaven #percabeth #pjo series #percy and annabeth #percy series #annabeth pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #200 #300

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huachengsromcom · 1 month

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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

#this is half in jest #but #I know some people don’t count it as “real until they kiss but THIS is honestly so gay of them #it’s in the subtext it’s in everything THAT ISNT a kiss #it’s so queer #Hua Cheng is ALL IN XL is just too innocent to Grasp It #XL is saying “come round to my tiny shack whenever sleep on my mat with me BEST FRIEND I will be your home” and HC is SUFFERING #the armoury scene is favourite of the entire thing #I was like my brother in Christ HAVE YOU NO SHAME #and knew immediately I would love him forever #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #she’s being unhinged again

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shadowgale96 · 5 months

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Okay but THIS redrawn with Hualian would be perfect. Has anyone drawn this already because I will commission somebody if not.

#update: look at the reblogs there are beautiful fan works there now TvT #I haven't found a fanart redraw yet but I think it would fit them perfectly XD #hualian #hua cheng #sanlang #xie lian #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hob #hualian ponyo #ponyo au #ponyo

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juniepops · 1 year

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#is this anything #morrissey #the smiths #heaven knows i'm miserable now #emeto tw #I do not know if that is necessary for such a simplistic depiction? but I would always rather play it safe

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aye-of-newt · 7 months

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eventually some poor whickber street shopkeeper is going to draw the short straw and be sent over to the dirty donkey to ply info from the drunk and clearly devastated crowley while his defenses are down and they’ll be utterly shocked and horrified when crowley slurs out the explanation that aziraphale has “gone to heaven”

#can you imagine?#oh crowley what happened to your mr fell?#gone. gone away. off with the other angels. bastards. my angel gone to heaven.#WHAT!?!?!!?!!?!?! oh my god what happened?!!???!!??#whickber street shopkeepers all think aziraphale the previously assumed to be immortal fucking died #this isn’t a divorce crowleys been widowed #a miscommunication trope that I wouldn’t hate #they’d hold like a fucking vigil and aziraphale would somehow turn up during it #good omens

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oneheadtoanother · 4 months

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Hang up your boots everybody, we have a new king of punk

#that gator was in fucking heaven #given the chance 100% of crocodilians would do meth and listen to raw punk & grind

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lazycranberrydoodles · 6 months

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body��#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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telltaletypist · 2 months

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the funniest consequence of that halimede rp twitter account breaking containment to the point that most people don't know she's a fictional character from a visual novel is that nobody knows that her joker origin story is fumbling this bad bitch

6'1 btw

#telling tales #heaven will be mine #halimede #like i would kms

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emotionaldisaster909 · 3 months

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Hey!

HEY!

Have you seen this?????

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS????

THESE ARE

SCREENSHOTS

FROM AN ADVERTISEMENT VIDEO

FOR NOODLES

The noodle brand is “Man Xiao Bao” by the way

WITH OFFICIAL DONGHUA DUB

HELLO??????????

SOURCE: WEIBO, TWITTER

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bibbiosis · 4 months

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It's been so long since anyone listened to me talk. Won't you stay?

[ID in plain and alt text: looping animated gif of xie lian animatedly talking and chatting in different poses ranging from content to excited to frustrated with frequently appearing and disappearing empty speech bubbles floating about him while hua cheng listens next to him leaning his head on his hand propped up on the table with a fond smile. End ID]

#first time trying out ibis paints animation feature i didnt know it would have a watermark 😭#hualian #xie lian #hua cheng #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #my art

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artingstarvist · 4 months

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