#that would be terrible /s

[robyntherav3n]

i think about this move a lot

#like. smth about it scratches my brain #i love it sm #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #ggst #testament guilty gear #dio’s brain dumps #text post #possessedtament my beloved #ok im going to sleep now good night #oh wow i really hope that no artists make really cool art based off of this #that would be terrible /s

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[sieglinde-freud]

playing fates again this is how its going

#fe shitpost #fe14 #fe odin #fe azura #fe laslow #fire emblem #rare odin/azura shipper ik but like… can u guys think about it for a second… for me… #also wingman laslow but hes terrible at it is the funniest concept to me #bc hes really only good at it when hes not trying to be and unfortunately he would try really hard for odin this was his idea #it works out in the end only because i pressed the s support button and not anything he did

[latenightsundayblues]

Next serious drawing is gonna take some time to complete (choosing the right colors is absolutely exhausting) so have this while I figure that out

Based on the torture I went through when my brain decided to latch onto that phrase for like 3 consecutive days

#he would totally wear seashell necklaces #and maybe know how to surf #he would LOVE the puka shell necklace trend #I really like the 2000's unflinchingly terrible fashion trends #also adam sandler #the lgbtphobia and ableism were wack tho #stuilly #latenightsundayblues art tag

[gncrezan]

some old @chrysanthemumgames hermes-seph sketches!!! some of it is established-relationship daydreaming but also a peek at my dark and twisted mind (sprawling intricate spidey au)

#colored that top left one for my sidebar. lol. #a/tsv release made me so sick about spider-man you had to be there. im still on my bullshit but its a little more maintained #mostly bc a/tsv actually came out and i was attacked by every terrible take ever. some of u should not consume media #i know its rich coming from the IF player who enjoys romance but not everything is about romance or self insertion or ocs #miguel tag was UNUSABLE. IM TRYING TO BLOG ABOUT HIS HYPOCRISY AND SEE FANART. NOT SEE FANFICTION!!!!!! #also coming out as the biggest raimispidey2 mj speech enjoyer. im sorry. raimi trilogy is a bit messy to me BUT #if u take the mj speech at the end of 2 then it is. SO SO SO CUTE TO ME. (ignore the context its in pls) #also how her first comic appearance was IN HIS DOORWAY TOO!!!! #of course it was quite easy to project that onto sephmes from my brain so. here we are #talking mostly about raimipetermj rn. but hermes is simply not a Nerd like maguire's pete. so some insp from 616 #but comics p/etermj is its own can of worms. i am taking bits and pieces of spideymedia i like and making my own sandcastle ok #sorry for spidey meta in the foa post i will shut up nyeow #fields of asphodel #foa #hermes #seph #and also i think hermes would make a crazy mj (the association with red and how intensely similar they are with how they present themselves #but the fact is . i really really love drop dead gorgeous seph who is wanted by everyone. its true. im one of them #<- i say this like the s in seph doesn't stand for s/pider-man. i have plenty of spideyseph doodles in the archive

[luciferthelesbian]

Finished Invincible in a week, and I still don’t understand the hate the fandom has toward Amber. Other than… y’know, blatant racism.

#it’s not even like she’s annoying or anything #she’s just blunt and don’t have time for bullshit #her gripes w/ Mark were completely valid #like he was a terrible boyfriend to her #you can’t constantly ghost someone and expect them to be chill about it #even if you are a superhero #also the fact that y’all can’t comprehend that she’s mad that he LIED to her the entire time #like??? #imagine your s/o living a whole completely different life and hiding it from you #idk maybe I’m just weird but that shit would not fly #but anyways that doesn’t matter bc they got back together and are clearly very much in love 🥰🥰 #I ship it #amber bennett #mark grayson #invincible #mark x amber

[fauvester]

this actually lived in my head all night and i had to draw it out. theyre not related by blood but they for SURE marinated in garashir's vibes

#idan is very musical :) and not terrible at it #garashir adoption au #dee s 9 #i THOTTT about this #i think iskra and julian are very similar. and they dont like it lol #she thinks hes SUCH a hypocritical uptight federation calvinist. hes frustrated by her... everything #also if lim had to do a murder he 100% would. no regrets. sometimes youve got to take out the trash. play stupid games &etc #jocasta was like mostly grown by adoption. a little more hinged. a little less pathological #not added: tennis (just idan) historic roleplay (just iskra) #going into medicine not as a calling at first but as something that was done because it was a reasonable choice (jo) #jo is the only one with the Minds her own fucking business trait. recessive #also iskra thinks that she wants adventure yaaaay actually its a little more complicated. she doesnt know what she wants long term. who doe

[secretmellowblog]

I personally can never get into all the fanon stuff that has Javert being a father figure to Cosette because I'm always like "well, he DID kill Cosette's mother....that was kind of a significant thing that happened...even in the musical he terrorized her a bunch, but in the book he terrorized her until she died in agony, and a big part of Cosette's character is that she doesn't know what happened to her mother and desperately wants to know....idk? I feel like that's sort of a significant Thing to leave out". Though again, I get it's because people are basing it on the musical where Javert is less evil to Fantine specifically

#tho #i think the funniest way to handle it in a post-seine valvert thing #would be to have Cosette hate Javert as much as Valjean hates Marius #(but for more justified reasons) #it's just Valjean and Cosette DESPISING each other's s/o's #looking at the person the other chose like "WHY WHY WHY'' #Cosette being like 'I dont mind my dad is gay. But I wish he was gay for ANYONE ELSE. ANYONE ANYONE ANYONE' #this is part of why i think valvert would be very funny as a concept #it would be terrible #it would be one of the worst things that could happen #just a black comedy sitcom #so much awkwardness and passive aggression and repressed anger. it all comes to a head. hijinks ensue #Cosette should get to use Javert as a punching bag at some point

[icouldbeyourprettygirl]

What’s your favorite wholesome fantasy about you and your tc?

#I can’t decide if mine is either me sitting on his lap while he reads to me #or us going on a roadtrip and sharing an airbnb #I'm always thinking about what being on a roadtrip with s would be like #like us singing along to his favorite music while I watch him drive and admire how handsome he is #or what it would be like sharing an airbnb with him #the thought of me falling asleep in his arms #and waking up to him and his morning voice???? I'm down so terribly bad #male teacher crush #teacher and student #teacher crush community #male teacher x female student #teacher crush #teacher x student #male tc #teacher cc #teacher confessions #s #tc thoughts #tc blog #teacher crush blog #student x teacher #male teacher #crush on teacher

[myheartismadeofstars]

Imagine if the Dark Urge had children.

In my head Durge (default) has two eggs that were being tended to in secret, to prevent people from destroying them. Bhaal should be pleased that his favourite child is going to be a father, right?

Then Orin got to him.

He forgot everything, including his unborn babies.

He changed too. Choosing to reject his father and resist the Urge.

Scelaritas Fel brings them up randomly when they reunite (because you KNOW he is ecstatic about Durge bringing little murder babies into the world. Since they are almost certainly Bhaalspawn, even if second generation) and that's how Durge finds out he's a father.

Scelaritas tells him he can destroy them if Master wants (Master does NOT want! He wants them safe, he just wants to know where they ARE!)

Anyway here's how fans who want to keep Scelaritas on a redeemed Durge path can still win: Durge tells Scelaritas that he'd need his assistance with his future Bhaalspawn children so he might as well stay with him.

#dark urge #the dark urge #durge #scelaritas Fel #you all are probably wondering who the mother is #and our options are: fucked up option and less fucked up option #fucked up option: Durge found a dragonborn woman who laid the eggs and was promptly killed #less fucked up option: some sort of artificial womb #fun fact #this was originally intended to be durgetash #with Gortash tending to them #he would be s terrible father #but so would pre-lobotomy Durge #and they are evil enough to not care #figured that Bhaal might accept Gortash as a son in law if his son had a child #also Gorty would be able to keep those eggs safe from the likes of Orin and anyone else who would destroy them

[buttercup-art]

a peaceful morning together

(also here's a song that I think fits for the two of them)

#this would obviously be further down the timeline in their relationship where they're working through their issues together #both of them might be terrible and no one can stand being more than 5 minutes around them #but they understand each other and that's what matters lol #hugo vasquez #s/i: noa simmons #otp: golden shot #borderlands #borderlands oc #tftbl #tales from the borderlands #self insert #self ship #my art

[ickypuppi3]

it’s the way billy’s a scapegoat not only in show but for the duffers too like

people will spend all their time focusing on the actions of a fictional teenager rather than question the fact these two white men were all too eager to have a racial slur used against a literal child and have felt comfortable having racism in lucas’ story without it actually go anywhere all while putting no focus on him as a character

they use it as a thing, as a prop, rather than acknowledging it as the systemic issue it actually is - like they use it, have lucas canonically experience racism and then push his character to the back

it’s so blatant too, there’s nothing subtle about it but because everyone’s so busy focusing on big bad billy hargrove, racism doesn’t get discussed in the stranger things fandom the way it should because everyone’s too busy focusing on the actions of one single fictional character

#billy hargrove #stranger things #they get away with so much because billy’s just there #the way the word racist is thrown around too is so crazy #like i wish people would just do some research and know what they’re talking about before they post terrible harmful takes that get #thousands of notes from impressionable kids #like people have convinced themselves racism is a thing that’s like #a single person perpetuates #and that no one else would be racist in a town like hawkins in the 80’s #they believe only a villain and a bad guy could hold such beliefs #which just isn’t how it works #and has never been how it works #that’s a dangerous way of thinking about it too #and they’re SO quick to ‘i’m not racist i’ve never been racist because’ #and it’s like the first step is acknowledging how racism is ingrained into every day society rather than jump to the defence because you #believe that it would make you an ‘irredeemable villain’ akin to billy #like there’s such a big conversation to be had but it CAN’T be had because many fans refuse to talk and converse and l #listen and get other peoples perspectives so unfortunately this is where we’re at

[shummthechumm]

i need to fully watch s9 of mlp fim honestly but oh god do i not like the tone of that season. everything feels off and...cynical?? if that makes sense??? at least the finale's song is great and feels genuine but bleh.

also twilight becoming equestria's sole princess is stupid as hell lol sorry. she clearly did not want to do it but her friends brushed her off with "oh there she goes twilight-ing again *eyeroll*" no you assholes she is clearly refusing consent LISTEN TO HER???

#season 7 is weird too but not as bad as s8 #honestly they couldve ended it before the last two seasons and i would be ok with it #i mean the pillar of equestria stuff got snuffed so bad for the “Twilight's Magic School of Friendship TM” plotline but...still #maybe g5's plot had something to do with the coronation plot but i rlly do not like that anyway so #plus it makes celestia look terrible in hindsight #like she specifically bought twilight up to eventually replace her as equestria's ruler #i thought the whole point of having multiple “Princesses” was to showcase various facets of harmony #sun & moon + friendship & love.....i mean it's not exact but still #they each had their own thing and s9 just shot that whole element down #mlp #mlp fim #shummy screaming into the void

[gaffney]

✨i’m losing it, all i get is jealousy, jealousy ✨

#the mighty ducks #charlie conway #adam banks #and a little #jesse hall #because i do be pushing the 9line agenda always! #me: did you know jealousy jealousy by olivia rodrigo is a song about hockey boys and classism #this started out as a joke #but i think it would make for an interesting dynamic #i'm clearing out my drafts! #but while i'm here #it's really so interesting #how adam changed for the better #going from that 'i'm better than you' hawk mentality to being humbled #and how jesse changed for the better #going from 'cake-eater (derogatory)' to 'cake-eater (affectionate)' because he realized not all rich people are terrible #and charlie just did the opposite and regressed??? #literally went from 'let's give bombay & banks a chance :)' to 'eat the rich i hate all y'all preppies' #and i get it's because they needed a conflict and classism is a big part of d1's storyline #but damn charlie tell us what happened between age 12 and 14 #like ok #realistically i still think it's because they just gave him half of jesse's personality #to give him that role of a leader he never was in d1/d2 #but obviously they weren't gonna point that out in the movie #but i wish they'd at the very least explored charlie's sudden resentment #and the conflict between adam and charlie #instead of having them fight and then make up(?) without as much as a talk!! #i think there's a lot of things d3 got right #but even more that they got wrong #ok this turned into me rambling

[sansofhumor]

THIS IS UNBEARABLE ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU DISCREDITING MY FEVER INDUCED PSYCHOSOMATIC SENSATIONS!!!! SANS!!!

#f[art]s #papyrus #papyrus undertale #sick cw #bones cw #idk man ive been miserable the last couple of weeks so now papyrus was too #papyrus would be a terrible patient #poor sans lol

[afniel]

Oh, okay. I've slept 2½ hours and woke up with my jaw clenched so hard it hurts all the way into my neck and I can't get comfortable again because I'm too hot and my heart rate is way up.

Is this what I get for dreaming that I was abusing item placement to make a launcher to go out of bounds from my own dream? Also why did my dream have a framerate, and why were boundary collision detection checks explicitly tied to said framerate? Come on, me, even asleep you should know that's a shoddy way to do it and just results in exactly what you were trying to do.

#dreams are stupid #who even does that. why would I out of bounds from anything. haha obviously that's illegal #or maybe it was because I once again dreamt my stepdad was alive but let's go with the funny explanation #for s guy that was unpleasant and terrible my brain sure does want him to be redeemable anyway. #grief is fucking weird. #well. maybe I can get back to sleep. I'm not gonna have less of a headache at this rate anyway #at least my dreams are explicitly running at 60fps. imagine if it was like 20 or something. literally unplayable