#thats my husband fr

[ijustwantcuddless]

those au sans (and occasionally paprus) x reader fics got me fucked.

if you dont know what im talking about, im talking about those fics where its sans and paps living with eachother and for whatever reason the author comes up with him, (its usually him wanting to get his dad back, aka, w.d gaster) sans continues working on that fucking thing for the core him and his dad worked on before yk, gaster fell into it and then he does something and all of a sudden different au versions of him start coming out and bc they cant fix it and leave or are figuring out how to fix it, they temporarily live with og sans and paps (btw they make them rich most of the times in these fics).

and all through this, either og sans and paps are already friends with reader and most likely inlove with them ORRRR they all slowly meet reader AND THEN slowly fall inlove with her.

now that i gave yall a brief recap, WHT GETS ME SO FUCKED UP IS HOW OG (or vanilla, the nickname some fics give him since yk, theres multiple versions of him now) IS ALWAYS FORGOTTEN??? BRO IMAGINE BEING INLOVE WITH SOMEONE AND THEN ALL THESE OTHER VERSIONS OF U ARE ABLE TO GET HER TO LIKE THEM...THATS JUST SADDD, I WANNA GIVE CLASSIC LOVEEEE :((

inspired by a vid on tiktok btw

#i feel so bad when he's left out or forgotten entirely #me personally #id be so bitter 😭 #i just wanna give him a smooch #crying rn im too emotional for this rn #undertale #undertale sans #sans #sans undertale #contemplating putting this under the x reader tag but i dont wanna disturb the ppl using the actual tag 😭 #love sans #thats my husband fr #inspired by a vid i saw on tt #rambles #rambling #having a sans brainrot rn #i think me cuddling this man would make me feel better

[ffsg0jo]

love my men tired and overworked

#nanami #higuruma #daichi #kita #heavy on the nanami #erwin #saitama #🌻.lija speaks #ive forgotten every other anime ive watchef #aizawa how could i forget aizawa #thats my husband fr

[dollfaceksj]

the coincidence!?? this is from vogue japan interview

‪Q. If you get a free time, what would you like to do? If you have any hobbies you’re into to (doing) please tell us.‬

‪🐱I want to relax in a place where the weather is good.‬

AND THIS is what i asked to you 🦥

schemin’ yoongi what do you do when you’re free?? what are your hobbies??

He chuckles when a specific answer seemingly makes its way to his mind but he shakes his head at himself, his blank expression returning to his face. “Sleep.”

AYYYY i just know him like the back of my hand

#thats my husband fr #i love him #clover over

[djarinsstuff]

Thank you Bella for this💕💕

#bella ramsey #pedro pascal #the last of us #joel miller #thats my husband fr

[kbaji]

YALL THE FUCKING TR TRWILER FOR S3 I FUCKING CANT KAKUCHO LOOKS SO GOOD IM CRYING

#p talks #THATS MY HUSBAND FR #oh my god the noises i made when he came on screen #i cantttwtgwh

[mysicklove]

talking bout sae being a pillow princess makes me think that chigiri would be a pillow princess

oh my god i would worship the floor he walks on istg. litter his body with hickies and coo how pretty he is, even if he hates it. (he secretly loves It when you praise him, cause it just feels different. it doesn't feel teasing, it makes he feel like he is put on a pedestal) watching his hands grip the sheets and his face scrunch up when he cums. running your fingers through his hair in pure adoration at how you landed someone as stunning as him.

oh and body worship. i want to praise every part of his pretty body, drag my nails down just to see the red line form across his chest. apologizing with a kiss on his cheek when he whines about the pain.

I always want him to be my pretty toy, my trophy sub, showing him off to everyone and watching other ppls eyes widen when they see how stunning he is, and how flawless his body looks marked up. pulling him away when others want a taste cause you are just too possessive <3

#💌 - love letters #lara darling #chigiri thirsts <3 #i love lovesick doms #i hope i will be one someday #but thats how i imagine myself with chigiri and sae #i want them to be my trophy husbands. #couldnt even be mean to them #spoil them 24/7 cause they deserve it #service dom in me is coming out fr

[rina-reads]

nah man cause he look so gooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!

#insomniac spider man #spider-man #peter parker #thats my husband #fr

[ginkasei]

highly recommend being like a wizard and having secret names only certain people know and call you by

#my husband calls me 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 (thats censored bc husband secret) but just fyi its hilarious #personal #drift husband xoxo #im just like usidore fr

[traumacat800]

Short Preview of the next chapter of Every Kiss Begins with Kill!!

There’s five things you know about Bob.

1.

He’s attractive and He doesn’t like your Tv being on the news channel. 

2. You're sure he’s some type of butcher.

3. Sometimes he comes to you, spelling weirdly metallic, almost like blood. (You assume it’s because he’s a butcher, however sometimes he tastes like it too when you kiss him.)

4. He's large and soft. 

5. He’s a jokester. Sometimes he’ll pretend to leave through your window. Little do you know he’s hiding in the dark, waiting to scare you. He seemed to get a kick out of your scream. It always made him laugh. 

Strangely, Brazen didn’t like him very much, but she was a good wingdog, smart enough to understand and hang on your every word. It was a bit weird though, the last time someone asked you out around three years ago she seemed pretty supportive. She didn’t bark at any of your other neighbors. Sure, sometimes she barks at the Tv. Still, never a person unless they were an intruder. Something told you that shouldn’t be happening. However, you realized that if Bob was a butcher then Brazen would obviously smell the blood scent on him. No wonder she thought he was dangerous. You mentally faceplamed yourself, for a 18 year old senior in high school, you could be a bit dumb sometimes. You’d have to explain to her later that he wasn’t dangerous. 

As much as you quarreled with Bob about games, you loved him. You loved him a lot. In fact, you started to wish that you could see him outside of night. You’d voiced this a bit guiltily to him.  As you felt that you shouldn’t bother him with your worries. He probably had to take care of killing poor helpless animals everyday and you're asking even more of him??? It just felt a bit greedy to want more than he already gives you. You just wanted to see his face, go on dates and do cute couple stuff. You just couldn’t help it, you loved him. You just needed more of him. After you’d voiced your feelings to him, he promised you’d have a date. However he couldn’t take you out but he did promise to bring some things for the date. You would provide the housing and decorations. 

He would bring the food. 

——-

I hope I can have the full third chapter out today or tomorrow? I’m really behind on schedule and this chapter has just been hitting me so HARD and idk why.

You can read the story here

#bob velseb x reader #yandere bob x reader #Fidget☆ #spooky month 5 #spooky month #bob velseb #yeah that’s right folks #i love him #sm #like #thats my HUSBAND #my bbg #fr

[steelycunt]

crisis averted everyone i have figured out my outfit 4 friday night...i know we were all worried...

#its got the meg seal of approval so we're good...my white short sleeved button up never fails me fr thats my husband !!!!! #hoping i will look so fit that i can bewitch the dj and thus persuade them to play ***** ***** *****. playing the long game here

[sotogalmo]

2:08am

OH YEAH. JUST WANNA SAY. IM ALIVE

just had no Wi-Fi at home. Using my uncle's/brother's Wi-Fi. AND ME QND MY BF ARE BACK IN TOUCH!!!!

#time diary(?) #audrey/kellie's time diary #my bf tag #i love him and he should have a tag fr. so i made that tag #but i should come up with a better one... uhmmmm..... mmm.. #My Lovely Husband: Bunny #yeah. thats gonna be his tag actually 👍

[todayisafridaynight]

“I always prefer platonic relationships.” Is the most Asexual thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂 Snap you’re amazing!!!

this is the funniest thing to be enthusiastic about but thank you

#snap chats #i like being amazing :) #no but fr its goofy as hell cause i was talkin to my twitter friend bout all the dramas/movies ive seen for that Shit Ive Watched list yeah #cause i had to summarize them for her and we were talkin bout kyouen and we were like #'its so sweet they stayed friends after all that' and UGH their chemistry is gen one of my faves in TV #like Top Five for sure i loooove eiji and ozono soooo much... AND THEYRE FRIENDS. I THINK. #its complicated but theyre not together and theyre cute and thats all that matters... anyways... #i do like platonic relationships more SUE ME OFFICER. i just never found romance all too appealing #unless i make it funny and silly in my head. like i love married couples who are doofuses #like way of the house husband... now THATS peak romance to me..... i love tatsu and miku SO much... #but aside from that.... platonic or ambiguous is my cup of tea......

[incidentalblr]

me and my husband as a platonic song is unparalleled

#like IM SORRY IT JUST IS #its awkward bc it always reminds me of like family dynamics and like the powerlessness of childhood and the weight of disability but NO! #the song HAS to use the word husband bc god forbid we have nice platonic songs /s #like i listen to it and i go damn thats me and my father fr but i can’t tell anyone that bc the song uses the word husband

[cherry-colored-petals]

Context: me and Esther (@mixed-kester) were discussing about our yanderes from Ansy's Pen Pal event on @throwaway-yandere (gonna fix the tag with it soon oops)

Anyways I think Esther doesn't want to be with Dorian but I am perfectly fine with not having Wanderer yet hahahaha God help me if he finds out—

#🌸🍒 - navi speaks #;; I'll add more tags tomorrow its late rn and im tired lol #;; anyways i hope y'all dont mind the tags I just think its funny HAOSJSISJ #;; imagine having a fake alchemist on your tail and the other is hiding their existence from their yandere #;; crazy shit #;; .. okay sorta HAKSNSKSNSB #;; sorry Esther your (yandere) husband (Wanderer) is busy with a possessed umbrella idk what to tell you man #;; at least he aint on my ass and im not dead but damn imagine if he knows #;; terrifying thought fr #;; anyways time to get ur ass back to your husband and for me to get my revenge by visiting Dragonspine #;; if i dont come back in 2 weeks call the authorities /j #;; (in all seriousness my sleep deprived brain is speaking here and Im in a crackhead mood) #;; (very smooth brain and also somewhat sneeby wwww) #;; (thats all for my ramblings ill think abt writing about this shit again because like hell Wanderer is gonna get the actual me lmao) #;; (try harder bottom /t)

[bloodoathclan]

So I'm sick rn

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Guess it's pretty serious cause loOK WHO DECIDED TO DO A HOUSE CALL

On secondary acc,

#his splash art is sooooo pretty tho #so beautiful and for what? #so glad i won #he came at 76 pity but thats just the little things ❤️ #hes my husband fr fr #love him #genshin impact #genshin #genshin baizhu

[midnightwriter21]

demon slayer hcs: the hashira men as boyfriends

characters: tengen, sanemi, giyuu, rengoku, muichiro, obanai

AN: i don’t write for gyomei srry

TENGEN

- this isn’t just a little fling

-mans doesn’t wanna be ur bf

-he wants to be your HUSBAND

- and he’s gonna make that happen ASAP

- and when y’all get married you’re not just getting a husband

- ur getting 3 wives too

- it’s a package deal

- overprotective!!

- the way he made his wives promise to prioritize their lives over the mission

- my heart was bursting

- carries u around

- when tengen is around ur feet hardly ever touch the floor

- doesn’t matter how big or tall u are

- he’s bigger and taller

-he's big all over if ykyk

-nicknames include: sweetheart, princess, baby

- and don’t think he’s saying those to be cute

- he’s absolutely mocking you

-which brings me to…

- this man teases the HELL out of you

- but with love

- he loves you just as much as he loves his wives

- in his mind ur alrdy married

- and he is NOT letting you go

- or letting any harm come to you as long as he can help it

- 4 lifer fr

- id marry him

SANEMI

-i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

-he’d tear it UP

-and i’d let him

- loves you so much

- doesn’t show it in public

- but in private?

- clingy as fUck

- he’s like ur shadow fr

- will follow u around all day

- hands on ur waist

- arm around ur shoulder

- holding ur hand

- he will not let go of u when ur alone

- in public he’s a lot less touchy

- but he will still stand near you

- jealous af

- every slayer knows by now to stay tf away from you or face the wrath of the wind pillar

- you belong to him

- makes sure they know it

- makes sure you know it

-hickey MASTER

-no i will not elaborate

- everybody knows sanemi is a little rough around the edges

- so there are days when it’s hard for him to open up to you

- but he does try

- he’s got a reputation to keep up!

-gotta act tough

-no weaknesses!!

- except for u

-he’s so soft for u he can’t help it

- nicknames: dumbass, idiot, & feather (my personal favorite)

-like i said he is almost always physically connected to u in some way when ur alone

-ignore him? he's throwing u over his shoulder

-he's strong he can manhandle u all over the place

-sheeeeeshhhhh manhandle me however u want sir

-claims ur super light no matter ur size

-hence the nickname "feather"

-i love him

GIYUU

-ik damn well this man had EVERONE in a chokehold from the first second he showed up

-speaking of chokeholds... ;)

-put me in one pls sir

-anyways

-awkward as fuck

-but he tries for u

-terrible with physical affection

-but we all know he's SOOO touch starved

-you'll have to initiate any type of physical touch

-and make sure he's not uncomfortable

-but really there's nothing he wants more than to touch you

-takes a very long time to say "i love you"

-but can u blame him??

-every good thing the poor man has ever had has been ripped away from him :(

-because of this he's veryyyy protective

-cause he'll be damned if the last person he has that accepts him and loves him for all he is

-is hurt or killed

-100% will die for u without a second thought

-not really a nickname type of guy

-remember he's awkward as hell

-most you'll get is a "-chan" attached to ur name

-and even that is only when y'all are alone

-but still

-even if he doesn't always show it

-you are always on his mind

-he's on a mission and walking through a market?

-he's buying you a hairpin or som

-walking through a forest and sees some flowers?

-"i wonder if she'll like these"

-AND HE'S PICKING U A BOUQUET

-ugh soft for bf giyuu

RENGOKU

-sunshine boy!!!

- epitome of golden retriever boyfriend

-all smiles all the time

-follows u around like lost puppy

-shows off for u

-yk when ur around kids and they're like "watch this" and then they jump and spin a circle lmao

-thats him

-"did you see what i just did?!"

-if u didnt...

-he's doing it again

-wants to impress you so bad

-also you will never have to lift a finger in his presence

-service bf!!

-you need the dishes washed and the floor swept?

-he's on it

-you need help styling ur hair?

-welcome to rengoku's hair salon

-will attempt to dress you in the morning

-and by dress you, i mean he's tugging ur shirt over ur head

-zipping up ur pants

-and tying ur shoes

-brags about you to anyone and everyone

-the other hashira can't have a single conversation with him without him bringing you up somehow

-compliments compliments compliments!!!

-he loves you and isn't afraid to show it

-nicknames from him: my love, my beautiful girl, sweetheart

-constantly confessing his love

-also lowkey speaks poetry for u

-some shit like

-"my light in the darkness, the one who gives me strength, you set my heart ablaze just by allowing me the privilege of seeing your smile"

-ugh he's the sweetest baby

MUICHIRO

-my airheaded angel baby

-i love him sm stop

-baby boy has a terrible memory

-that we alrdy knew

-but!

-he tries so hard for you

-keeps a little journal with notes and information about you

-so if he forgets he can remind himself over and over

-when he's on missions away from you he reads it so he can think about you to pass the time

-can not and will not remember anniversaries

-unless they're written in that journal

-will pick u flowers

-hope ur not allergic cause he's not gonna remember that

-but it's the thought that counts

-the fact that he's thinking about you at all counts

-you wanna go on a date?

-your dates consist of watching the clouds and taking naps together

-maybe a picnic if ur lucky

-no nicknames from him

-he calls you by your name

-its all he can remember

-he's the cutest

OBANAI

-like sanemi, he's a lot less affectionate in public

-however, he's not afraid to express his thoughts about you

-at least not to the other hashira

-might not be glued to your side

-but he's got eyes on u at all times

-and someone is talking about you?

-the second he hears ur name leave somebodies mouth

-he's tuned in

-and they better not say anything negative either

-mans turns murderous

-they will wake up to a snake in their bed

-will prob threaten them within an inch of their life

-don't have to worry abt other people while he's around

-cause he's got everything

-and i mean EVERYTHING taken care of

-protective but not pushy

-i feel like obanai trusts you and your ability to handle yourself

-but thats not gonna stop him from watching over you

-you're not drinking enough water?

-here comes obanai with a cup and u better drink it all

-haven't had lunch yet?

-he's sharing his with you. and will force feed u if need be.

-on a mission with him?

-he's not gonna push u behind him or anything

-but nothing is gonna get the chance to bring any harm to you either

-he's got ur back

-he's pretty vanilla with the nicknames

-nothing too crazy

-especially in public

-mostly uses ur first name

-might add a "-chan" in there every once in a while

-when ur alone he'll call you "sweetie"

-acts like a hard ass

-but he's soft for u

#demon slayer #anime #demon slayer x reader #kny x reader #kimetsu no yaiba x reader #giyuu x reader #obanai x reader #sanemi x reader #muichiro x reader #rengoku x reader #tengen x reader #tengen uzui #giyuu tomioka #obanai iguro #muichiro tokito #rengoku kyojuro