#the dudes from class 1-1

[tatortitty]

finally compiled screenshots of when ppl call gray pretty boy or think he's a girl

also I got these from desktop webtoons so if the quality looks wonky it's bc I was piecing together screenshots lol

ep 1 , Colton Choi and co.

also ep 1 , Alex Go

ep 3 , Eugene Gale

ep 7

ep 9

ep 16

ep 38

ep 48

ep 68

ep 71 , class 1-1

also ep 71

ep 84

ep 118

ep 147

ep 202 (THIS COUNTS OK . I SCREAMED WHEN THIS PANEL SHOWED UP)

ep 217 , the entire eunjang student body apparently

ep 234 , i bet it's the dude on the bottom right with the slushy

I skipped any dudes that vaguely mentioned how Gray looked bc they were flabbergasted and not questioning their sexuality lmao

#weak hero #gray yeon #weak hero webtoon #sieun yeon #yeon sieun #weak hero manhwa #ok now the rest of them . #colton choi #alex go #eugene gale #rowan im #phillip kim #the pretty lady from the pool hall #the dudes from class 1-1 #ben park #wolf keum #eunchan hong #all of eunjang apparenlty #stan gray yeon for clear skin #TELL ME WHY THEY SAID ALEX GO FELL FOR GRAY YEON AND THEN WAS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN. #I COULDNT COUNT IT HERE BECAUSE I WASN'T SURE IF HE FELL FOR HIS EMO FIGHTING SKILLS OR BC BRO FELL FOR HIS LOOKS #also Donald in his last moments wondering if gray would be friends with him #and the paneling looks exactly like how gray and Stephen would look at each other #WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. ARE THEY GONNA ACE THE EXAMS AND KISS ????? #Donald na manifesting a smooch in his isekai life #seo jeontae #park humin #keum seongje #I FIXED ALL THE EPISODE NUMBERS they should be ok this time sorry for not revising sooner LMAO

[shannonsketches]

he's so important to me

#i guess i need to watch the anime but super's manga has just been a self-indulgent fever dream for me from start to finish #100000/10 absolutely perfect so validating so extremely catered to my tastes and headcanons and analyses and humor #so fucking funny and emotional and intense and goofy and beautifully drawn #my beautiful son getting to finally fucking see his HARD won character growth fucking shine and choose love and choose to be loved!!!!!! #Goku just being Goku Vegeta being Team Dad Piccolo being Team Grandpa Bulma being a fucking superstar keeping everybody organized and fed #god i love this squad i love this series i love these dumbasses and their struggles and their triumphs and their stupid childish bonding #I love that Toriyama just spent the last several years reminding the class that DB as a whole has always been an ACTION-COMEDY about LOVE #and I'm SO sad that the z anime really never did it justice in that sense because of having to fill time with dramatic tension but god. GOD #THE MANGA HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO CLEAR ON THAT THESIS. #Just all about Restorative Justice and Community and CARING even when you wish SO MUCH that you didn't care but yoU DO GODDAMMIT!!! #SUCH a great series I'm so sad it took losing mr t for me to finally read it but my god I needed to read it now and I'm so glad he wrote it #and i'm SO glad he wrote it Exactly Like This #once again rip to a legend i'm caught up and crying it's so perfect it's SO everything I've wanted to see onscreen and embedded in canon #and canon isn't everything but it still feels gREAT to be SO 1:1 on the same page with an author re: how you interpret your blorbo yknow??? #been rotating this man in my head for 25 years and Mr Toriyama just mWAH kissed me on the forehead about it #anyway enough tag rambles I'm off again aklsjla #bonus for that kenpachi shit and letting him say 'sorry dude I can't be cold and numb anymore but this is still cathartic as fuck lol' like #mr t i hope you see the HIGHEST tier of heaven for that (and obviously for like everything all of it the whole life you led)

[bootyful-seventeen]

I am heavily contemplating on buying myself a dvd player soon and buying all the DVDs for a ton of movies and tv shows I grew up watching cuz I miss the magic of dvds

#hear me out on this one okay. but the Barbie movies were magic on dvd back in the day #and I do wanna see if stores are still selling the old strawberry shortcake dvds before I go online for those #I wanna snort that nostalgia so bad #and of course I’ll need to get the dcau on dvd #like all of it cuz I’m so bored with the dccu since we don’t get as much new stuff #it’s always Batman or superman and love them but I’m kinda bored from always seeing a new bman or sups movie #Wonder Woman I wouldn’t mind a new actor for her but I know she’s not gonna be a muscle mommy which I’ll be sad about #give me a Wonder Woman that is built like rhea ripely god damnit #the flash is eh cuz I found out this whole time I’ve been watching the Wally west flash #but yeah Wally is who I want and then there’s the green lantern like dude is so cool iams all we have is the 1 from 2011 I think #sure I could watch some of the tv series they have but I have too many shows on my watch list it’s overwhelming at times so I skip over lots #tho I will have to pray like crazy cuz some of the things I know I want are probably gonna be expensive as fuck even as second hand #saw a class of the titans season 1 dvd going for $81 cad 💀💀💀 #the world is not kind to those who don’t love the digital age #I prefers my dvds cuz I own it and no one can take it away from me unless they physically steal it #omg I’m turning into my grandma cuz she still had the vhs player with some tapes too #just wish she never donated the tapes for swan princess 1-3 and Anastasia and ferngully and basically all my faves that she owned #like Ngl a part of me wants to hit up value village just to see if maybe they’re still there or if I’ll find other copies of the same things #cuz a perk about cities with older people is that you get so much older tech and other items it’s insane

[chaotically-rem]

Just got jumpscared in the dark by my own potted plant jars, my millipedes are alive!!!!! The little gguys!!! I thought they were dead so I just put the jar house aside!!! THESE POOR DUDES!!!

#HES ALIVE #AND HES HUGE #There's only 1 out are they both alive or was there cannibalism??? #WHAT ARE THEY EATING I HAVENT FED THEM IN MONTJS #omg ill out some fruit in tomorrow im so sorry little dudes!!!! #good job rem #im so sick rn and i was wandering arpund with my phone light on when i saw him MOVE #SCARY #BUT CUTE #he deserves fruit IM SORRY BUDDY WHAT ARE YOU EATING #theres MOLD in this jar too I just wuit care 100% assuming they died #ahwhdhdjjdjdkslqkqk #omfg #okay tomorrow i need to recover from physical and mental ailments AND attend classes finally #im on the mend

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

@motsimages tagged me in for 10 songs 10 people, mil gracias :)

these are random songs from my most played playlist, hope you like them!

i'll also add some lyrics just for fun lol

te quiero porque te quiero (fandangos) by rozalén ft. rodrigo cuevas

te quiero porque te quiero / cuando paso por tu puerta / cuando paso por tu puerta / cojo pan y voy comiendo

6 AM by ginebras

¿cómo olvidarme de los días / en un bar de la latina / y del latero que hace música al pasar? ¿de influencias modernistas y mareas / feministas / si en el fondo no lo he pasado tan mal?

el cielo son los otros by confeti de odio

solo estoy contento cuando algo a mi alrededor / me distrae del hecho de que sigo siendo yo

la posada by sebastián cortés ft. alba reche

me enseña to' lo que hay por descubrir / no' miramos de cerquita pa' sentir / to' lo que nos queda, to' lo que nos queda / por vivir

tanguillo de la guapa de cádiz by lola flores

¡y desí que yo tengo postiso! / comprobadlo, tenéis mi permiso, / pasarme la mano, / vamo a vé si encontráis miraguano, / serrín o viruta; / que me toque una mano inocente.

que pasa nen by alizz

però em sento la chanel, català de segona / burguesia intel·lectual podeu menjar-me la poll-

a ver qué pasa by rigoberta bandini

y a ver qué pasa / porque algo pasa / creo que algo pasa / cuando me pasa

desastre de persona by ginebras ft. dani martín

dices que quieres ir al cine / por parecer que eres intelectual / y ya te has puesto quince alarmas / porque mañana tienes que trabajar

adiós by zahara

dedícame mi canción de despedida / y dedícame tu canción de despedida / ¿cómo has tenido valor de hacer una canción de amor?

esa también fui yo (quiero acordarme) by alba reche

me forzaron a querer dentro de una habitación / aún me culpo al dedicarte toda una puta canción

and i tag @naguaraquerandom @alicechesire @sarcasmisalifechoice @eskamtrash @skamesp @rosalia-de-castro @glittertrail @claimedbytheearth @looselysealedkrypton @andalusi

#tag game #i didn't realise i had so many spanish songs in there lol #anyways i'll use the tags for english translations <3 #1. i love you because i love you (fandangos) #i love you because i love you / when i walk by your door / when i walk by your door / i take some bread and eat it #2. 6 am #how could i forget those days / in a bar in la latina / and the tinsmith that makes music as he walks by? #modernist influences and feminist marches / in the end it wasn't that bad? #3. heaven is the others #i'm only happy when something around me / distracts me from the fact i'm still me #4. the inn #(they) teach me everything that has yet to be discovered / we don't look (at each other) closer to feel / everything that's left for us #everything that's left for us / to live #5. tanguillo of the beauty of cádiz #and you say they (my tits) are not real! / check them i'll allow it / rub the hand (on them) / let's see if you find a palm tree #sawdust or chips; / let an innocent hand touch me #6. what's up dude (i don't speak catalan so this translation might not be 100% accurate) #but i feel like chanel a second-class catalan / intellectual bourgeoisie you can suck my d- #7. let's see what happens #and let's see what happens / cause something is happening / i think something is happening / when it happens to me #8. human disaster #you say you want to go to the cinema / trying to look intelligent / but you have already set fifteen alarms up #cause you have work tomorrow #9. goodbye #dedicate my farewell song to me / dedicate your farewell song to me / how dare you write me a love song? #10. i am also her (i want to remember) #i was forced to love inside a room / i still blame myself for dedicating you a whole fucking song

[bookwyrminspiration]

Alright then, I have gathered a bunch of awesome quotes that sound cool but are actually from the weirdest sources. I hope that at least one of these quotes tickles your fancy.

“I’m a monument to all your sins.” -Halo

“I’ll do whatever you want. Then Perish.” Some weird Obama Hewwo Rp

“Violence for violence is the rule of the beasts.”-Obama from someone’s dream

“To be come god is the loneliest achievement of all time.” -Obama, from another person’s dream

“All knowledge is passed off that which we can not prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”

“I survived cause the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.” Fallout New Vegas

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”-Shadow the Hedgehog

“I will face god and walk backwards into hell.” Twitter User @drill

“Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created.” Spy kids

“Pick a god and pray.” Fire emblem

“Tonight you spoke with the devil, the devil looked a lot like you.” Someone on tumblr

“God may judge you but his sins outnumbered your own.” Don’t remember where this is from

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars you won.” Warrior cats

“You can not kill me in anyway that matters.” The mushroom post

I hope this helps you with your senior quote!

-⚙️

!!! I know this is a few days late because submissions for senior quote have already ended, but! I greatly appreciate this :)

Whenever that long post comes along with all the wild quotes tumblr has pulled together it's so fun to read through and see what's been created. All of these quotes tickle my fancy! Though you already know that I went with something different.

When it comes to things like that I prefer not to take it too seriously. Which. I'm aware is like. a much less vulnerable thing to do than the people who pick quotes that are genuinely meaningful to them or reflect themselves and share that with the world (limited world made of people who purchase that one specific yearbook). and I do find vulnerability important. But also it's a senior quote, it's not that serious and it's just the only time in my life I'll have a senior quote so. No biggy! I can be vulnerable and open in other ways, like sharing every single thought I've ever had on tumblr.

I had a point where was I going with this. Anyway. I appreciate the collection of quotes. While they weren't quite what I was looking for, I do still find these lovely and amusing to look through! So thank you for compiling them!

#quil's queries #⚙️ nonsie #quotes #long post #i know what one other person put as their quote #but i'm curious what everyone else did #also they're doing the superlatives thing #you know like 'who's got the best smile?' and then whoever gets the most votes wins that category and its in the yearbook #and I. abstained from voting 1. because i don't actually know everyone that well. at least not well enough for the categories they chose #and 2. because they separated best smile and best dressed by male/female :/ #but I do know. that i am currently winning. in at least one if not two categories #so. there's that #because my teacher has access to the answers as they come in #we all laughed that the class bootlicker got one single vote under best activist #and someone went ??? did he vote for himself??? because like. dude. you are not an activist. you think bIue lives matter #anyway i got distracted again but thanks for the quote!

[averagelonelypotato]

me @ the two girls who keep on acting childish, like their still in highschool in my class, They keep on coming up to me and talking to me like pls i’m too tired to deal with your hyperness, leave me alone

#ik that sounds so negative but trust me these two girls make it their entire personality that they were born late in the year #they keep on saying oh your so old first of all im 1 year older than you #second this is university stop acting like a fucking child #third of all this one girl was walking fun of an older lady student in our class #like that lady has been nothing but nice to you and she's making fun of her age saying she looks 70 or something like stfu #makes me so mad that i want to just tell her that she's acting liike a kid and stuff but i will make me seem like the bag guy #these two girls are 18 and in their second semester of uni like pls stop acting like your in fucking highschool #i already worked with one of them and she fucking accused me of verbal abuse when she was trying to defend me #defend me from what you may ask?? #someone dude who yelled at me but she wanted to play the fucking hero and now like people who see me everyday think i'm verbally abusive #cause this kid had a saviour complex

[15000bugs]

finally asked if im allowed to take a lunch break (the answer is no)

#technically its yes #but i have to make up the missed hours later #and i dont have TIME for that 😭 #he was like ‘you could extend your hours’ and i was like. dude i have class after this #and so then he was like wlel you could extend your hours another day #but i have class 3/5 days #and if i eat lunch on the days im here until 3:30 i would have to work an extra two hours on the day im only here until 1:30 #which means id be here til 3:30 AGAIN and then i couldnt even eat lunch that day #or i could work til 4:30 #which would kill me i think #anyway #i guess i need to start bringing lunch #or just keep skipping lunch like ive been doing #but im so hungry :’) #anyway im hiding in the bathroom again #im so tired and stressed i have so fucking much to do. why cant they just let me eat a bagel bro #he was like #bc its a part time job #but im doing the same amount of work as our salary reporter 😭 #and she gets to work from home with whatever hours she wants #ughhhh

[rosicheeks]

oh yes you were at court! i forgot that was at the start of that post lmao. i've been to court twice when i was super young for drinking underage and then smoking lool it was so boring and long and shit but thankfully you were just there for moral support, i hope it wasen't such a bad thing your friend had to deal with! I remember seeing you post about moving but i forget if it was TO or AWAY from your parents but that clears it up. I totally get you on that though, i'm living at home right now and i feel kind of similar about not feeling comfortable in your own home. Its a bit different for me, but similar enough. Hell my stepdad even sleeps in the living room too! hes always done that so ive always felt like i had to be on eggshells when night time hit. I used to sneak smoking in the backyard back in the day myself, i got caught once when i was in highschool he made me throw all my pieces out which sucked big time. ahhh i love that, art! you should totally show more stuff on here too, at least if you're comfortable and its not stuff you'd wanna sell, i would absolutely love to see any of it 🖤i've dabbled in writing poems and things i planned to make songs, although only recently. I've always wanted to be a musician but my attempts at learning guitar over the years have never ended up lasting long and i try to learn singing but i just dont really think i can. plus i was always afraid of self expression so i never wrote until a few years ago. i still do, because music is so important to me (which is why i did pick 🎤!) and it makes me so happy but yeah. i have 2 shows im headed to in a few months even so im so excited 🥰my day though has been so boring, i mostly played video games and watched youtube videos. watched another episode of a show i've been watching called Silo, which i absolutely love. im so surprised you had room in your tags still after myself lmao, but i do that same thing i always talk in the tags! also i'm giving you tons of hugs and kisses 😘🥰 - 🎤

Hi hi hi ☺️ how are you doing lovely? 🥰

#I’ve actually never even been inside a court house or room (still haven’t since my friend didn’t even see a judge thankfully) #but it was interesting ngl walking in especially felt like I was at an airport lol #sorry to hear you had to deal with it twice :( I hope it all ended up ok! #also sorry that you understand the pain of not being comfy in your own home #it really really fucking sucks ngl #dude I would have been SO pissed if my parents made me throw out my pieces 😭😭😭 like 1 that’s my babies and 2 that’s fucking money!!! #lol I was caught in high school too once or twice (but I was a dumbass and smoked inside LMAO still can’t believe I did that????) #I still remember my mom walking in while I was spraying the room and I just fucking fell to the floor for some reason 😂😂 #my moms friend was over and apparently told my mom ‘I’m getting high from the fumes’ and ughhhhhh I was so mad #it’s funny now cause wtf who says fumes???? #show art like more of my Etsy paintings or my personal paintings?? honestly I don’t have thaaaat many personal paintings #I have one that is a tree that is probably my favorite and I have a few pour paints that I saved when I was first starting #if you’re ever comfortable and want to share a poem or two please feel free to send me them!! (lmk if you don’t want me to post it) #I’ve always been in awe of people who can write poetry or lyrics #I’ve wanted to write songs ever since I can remember tbh and I did back in high school #I had a few classes that I actually wrote songs in but it was just the instrumental - I could never figure out the lyrics #almost failed a class cause I couldn’t figure out the damn lyrics lol #trust me I totallyyyyy understand wanting to learn an instrument but it not *clicking* buuut I personally think singing is different #don’t get me on a rant about how I think it’s sad how most people don’t sing or do art because they aren’t ‘good’ at it #also singing is sooooooooo subjective (think that’s the right word lol) so I think anyone can sing if they want to #music is important to me too!! what type of music do you like to listen to?? like do you have a fav genre or even a fav artist/band rn? #2 shows??! like concert???? who are you going to see?! fuck I’m so jealous! I don’t even remember the last concert I’ve been to ☹️ #I’ve never heard of silo but maybe I should check it out! I’ve been looking for a new show to watch ☺️ #sorry it took me a lil bit to reply to this :( #my depression was hitting me HARD the past few days #I’m feeling a lil better now but still kinda funky #I’m dogsitting Wednesday-Sunday and I’m super duper excited for that!!! just gotta get to Wednesday ☺️ #thank you for the hugs and kisses 🥺🥺🥺 they’re super appreciated 🤗 #you’re amazing 🥺 I’m squeezing you and giving you the bigggggggggggest hug 🤗🤗🤗 #🎤 anon

[emoangel44]

i got 4 more compliments on my costume ^_^

#1 from a guy in my french class 1 from the worlds bitchiest sci sub 1 from a cool dude in my sci class 1 from my friend #WAIT it mightve been 5 actually. cant remember #raxz.txt

[binders-and-beanies]

Guilt tripping me for being busy and tired and disabled will not make me less busy and tired and disabled nor will it make me want to carve out time for u any sooner lol

#dude i Just finished the semester. in the 3 days since it ended I’ve had a drag show and a trip 2 hours+ away #and I have another class that starts today and is faster paced than regular classes. #and I move back to campus in less than a month for work. #so I have like a few weeks to do everything that’s needed done for months + several more trips #ofc I wanna also see the people I care abt especially ones I’m physically closer to rn but chill I literally just got back #I HATE when ppl make me feel bad for not having time or not making them my number 1 priority and think that’s like. cute. or will work #like oh shit u got me let me just start having free time. for u. not bc I’m extremely burnt out and fatigued and miss having hobbies #even if I could choose to just have any given day free I wouldn’t do so if that’s how ur gonna act #shaming me is not cute it does not work it makes me wanna just isolate and that’s coming from an absolute extrovert #anyways catch me spending time w my new main partner on a weekly basis bc they’re actually Cute Clingy and not guilt trippy clingy #mine #txt #personal

[drc00l4tt4]

Something all class clowns should know;;

there's a difference between being funny

and making students over stimulated and/or uncomfortable

#this is directed at one kid in my class from last year (technically last year since its summer now) #motherfucker would make me overstimulated for a 'joke' #and would bug me the entire class period #and would steal my stuff #and had called me an 'emo girl' for having a skeleton facemask (it was the only one I could wear due to my sensitivities- 1/2 #the design wasnt my fault and it was a gift like?? dude /neg 2/2) #also IM A GUY????????? #MOTHERFUCKER /NEG /DEROG #ravenspeaks #/nbh #(if he has tumblr im burning down this hellsite with me in it /j)

[qu1nby]

I love stage managing I love stage managing I love stage managing-

#quinn complains #I actually do but being in class/at work/in meetings from 9am to 8pm is not it my dude #I have a production meeting at 1:15 today and then work until 5 and then blocking rehearsals at 6 and then I still have to do homework :(

[lunamothghost]

writing and researching essays is all fun and well untill you have to insert references and footnotes and insert and name all pictures and graphs 374 injured 10390 dead

#luna speaks #i LOVE wrtitng i love research but sourcing it all? dude just trust me #also its 1 am ima be pullijg an all nighter #there are no words to describe my exhaustion i have been at class from 9 am till 7 30 pm today all the time practically standing #and i cant even sleep tonight?? cause i gotta do like a buncha stuff?? homophobia /lh #okok ima go look at the wall and continue writing byebye ty if u read this

[deadsetobsessions]

Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt.4

[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.3][Pt.5][Pt.6][Pt.7]

Danny was sitting in the back, his backpack obnoxiously taking up the seat next to him, when the door to the lecture hall creaked open near silently.

“What are you in here for?” Danny asked the guy who crept into class. He sympathetically took his backpack off the Seat of Shame and allowed the guy to sit down. Funnily enough, they had the same hair and eye color.

“Gen Ed. Undecided. You?” The guy grunted quietly back.

“Environmental studies. I’m Danny.”

“Tim.”

With the implicit understanding of two people in a required class they could not give less than two fucks about, Tim and Danny tuned back into the lecture. When the class was assigned group work, Danny looked over to see Tim softly snoring, head slammed down on the table.

“Tim. Wake up, dude.” Danny poked his shoulder.

“Huh? Class over?”

“Nah, we got group work. Discussion board.”

“Oh shit, thanks for waking me up. Wanna team up?”

Danny shrugged. “Sure. We should aim to post it in the middle so the professor doesn’t read our answers to the class.”

“Yeah, sounds like a good idea. Any idea what we’re talking about?”

“Kind of?”

“Good enough for me.”

——

Tim Drake kept seeing Danny Fenton around on campus.

“Danny! Dude, what are you doing?”

Danny turned, gloved hands full of crumpled trash. “Picking up after the student population, apparently.”

“Didn’t think environmental studies was that serious.”

“Global warming is very serious, you jerk,” Danny smirked at him, crossing the grass to put the trash into the trash can. “Reduce, reuse, oil shouldn’t be spilled in water and all that.”

“Basic stuff,” Tim grinned. Nice, he basically had a friend past Bernard now!

They were friends, right?

“And yet humanity fails to comprehend it. Incredible. Incredibly stupid that is.”

“They get it. Major corporations just don’t care.”

Danny sighed. “True that. You on your way to your next class?” He took off his biodegradable gloves off (nitrile and nylon, baby!) and chucked them into the trash.

“I’ve got free time, actually. Prof cancelled for his daughter’s surgery.”

“Oh, shit, that’s rough! You wanna go downtown and join the strike?”

“A strike? What for?” Even as he asked, Tim hiked his bag higher onto his shoulder, ready to go. They fell into step as the two left campus.

“Apparently, Quillan Pharma was doing some shady shit at their manufacturing plants. I think it’s like killing kids, and pouring toxins into the ground.”

“Oh, shit.”

“Yeah. Oh! Poison Ivy’s gonna be there!”

Tim blinked. He casted a sideways look at Danny. Sure he’s been here long enough to know… but it couldn’t hurt to check. “You know she’s an eco-terrorist, right?”

“Okay, but like… people suck sometimes. And all she’s asking for is like don’t kill the planet. And she doesn’t do that whole mind control thing too much anymore! The Sirens are so cool. Plus, one of my best friends at home might actually kill me if I don’t try to get her autograph. Poison Ivy is like, Sam’s personal hero.”

Tim snickered. “Yeah, okay. Mind if one of my friends join? His name’s Bernard.”

“The more the merrier,” Danny nodded. “Ooo! Hot chocolate. Want some?”

Danny bought three drinks as Tim trailed behind, texting Bernard.

“He said yes.”

“Cool! We should meet up somewhere before the drinks get cold.”

Well, Danny got the autograph. Tim got a new friend, and Bernard got a drink from his crush.

——

“Oh, you’re the glowing dude that Batman always talks about!”

Danny blinked, eyes scanning the wing-like cape and the yellow emblem on the hero’s suit. Danny was indeed glowing, stars and nebulas freckling across neon green skin, and glowing hair the color of a white dwarf star, tinged with the blue from his ice core.

“I… have absolutely no idea who you are,” Danny lied, like a liar. He’s found a surprising niche of entertainment in messing with the local vigilantes and he’ll be damned if he missed this opportunity.

He heard a snicker from the comm lines as Red Robin visibly brushes it off.

“I’m Red Robin. Why are you picking up trash?”

“Picking up after you humans, apparently.”

The both of them blink, feeling a weird sense of déjà vu. A moment of awkward silence passed before they both shook it off.

“Are you here to help? No offense, but the track record for you people is terrible.” Danny strode over and grabbed a bag. He opened it, and shook it at Red Robin’s face. “See? Batarangs, these odd bird looking ones, the R’s. Seriously, pick up after yourselves!”

“Oh, woah, can we have these back?”

Danny yanked the bag back before Red Robin could get close. “Pay me. These were incredibly tedious to pick up. Especially the batarangs. I mean, I even found a whole bunch of old rusted ones in the middle of the bay. What did you do, dump an entire bag in there from the air?”

Red Robin sighed and took out a wad of cash, with tracking fluid all over it. Danny grimaced, smelling the odd scent on the money. “That’s not real cash. It smells off. Are you trying to give me counterfeits because you’re broke?”

Red Robin gaped, oddly offended. “No! They’re real!”

“Doesn’t smell like it. It’s stinkier than the trash. Go get the one with the money, the litterer. Tell him I’ll be back the next full moon. I don’t want to talk to you anymore.” Danny grumbled, disappearing on the spot to watch Red Robin flounder with the stack of cash and the piles of dead bodies on the shore.

“What the fuck even is my life these days?” Red Robin wondered out loud, stuffing the cash back into his pocket. He looked over the plastic wrapped bodies and slumped, sighing.

Oddly enough, Danny felt a sense of sympathy. Well, he’s not getting paid for sympathy. He’s not getting paid at all tonight, actually. Danny flew off, plunging once more into the depths of the significantly cleaner waters, and used his ice to scoop out oil stains.

Danny glanced around and sighed. He had a lot of work to do.

——

“So you’re saying he’s like a werewolf mermaid fae child immortal god thing, right?”

Bruce grunted.

“B, what the hell are you smoking these days? You know drugs are bad, right? Do we need Superman to give you that PSA?” Jason snickered.

Tim, massaging his arms from having to haul an ungodly amount of dead bodies, grunted. He’s so similar to Bruce that it gave the people currently in the cave hives.

“He said full moon. I don’t think we can track him with regular stuff. The bugs kept shorting out.”

“Oh boy,” Dick sighed. “Don’t fall off the spiral cliff, Tim. You’ve got midterms to think about so no stalking the guy.”

“Yet,” Tim shot back, changing out of his suit.

Bruce grunted, setting aside a huge stack of cash.

#let Tim Drake go to college you cowards #he got his GED in this one boys #let Tim fucking age #danny phantom #batman #tim drake #dc x dp #dcxdp #dpxdc #danny the tired college student #bamf danny phantom #siren au??? #sea cryptic Danny #bro I had war flashbacks to discussion board group work #terrible why do I do this to myself #the batarangs in the middle of the bay was from when Bruce tried to kill the joker and himself #Danny: people just can’t clean up after themselves these days #sea cryptic! danny au

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vent post but honestly this is so funny to anyone that isn’t me (is hockey related pls read my tags)

#so my friends and i have wade owen morgan zac and joel’s headshots hanging from fishing line on my pipes #and the dude that does pest control (we have mice) is coming to mh room #the only reason i know is bc i bumped into him on my way out #i’m in class rn for reference #my bed isn’t made #the men are hanging #i am absolutely fucking #oh my FUCK #pls laugh at me #i cant #i also have a “days without falling timer #for wqde and i #wade’s @ 1 and i’m officially @ 0 bc i fell on mh way to class #but #sweet fuck #the resident director of my fucking building is coming to my room #and #oh #my #fuck #anyway #oli rambles #pls help me