#the iliad incorrect quotes

[athenas-sw0rd]

Thetis: How did your first day of school go? 

Achilles: I think I accidentally joined a war.

Phoenix: Sooo, not great?

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[incorrecthomer]

[at Achilles's funeral] Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs* Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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[meditando-en-paris]

Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

agamemnon: so what are your powers?

ajax: i'm super strong

odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom

achilles: i have super human speed

patroclus: i can control achilles

agamemnon: that's not really-

odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.

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[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?

Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed

Odysseus: And why is that?

Breises: Patroclus smiled at him

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[marsdeathdefiances]

Achilles: I got in trouble during the council.

Patroclus: Why?

Achilles: Odysseus pointed a stick at me and said ‘the person on the end of this stick is incompetent’ so I asked ‘which end’

Patroclus: *laughing* I’m so proud of you babe.

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[this-and-this-and-this2]

Diomedes: Achilles, do you support the LGBTQ community ?

Achilles, pulling Patroclus into a delicate kiss: I'm gay.

Odysseus: He's avoiding the question!

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[bcb-brian-camryn]

Achilles: "You're the best of the Myrmidons"

Patroklos: "I'm Lokrian"

Achilles: "You're Myrmidon by marriage"

Patroklos: "We're not married"

Achilles: "Not with that attitude!"

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Achilles: See I'm straight but if there was a man I would marry it'd be Patroclus.

Briseis: How do you feel about that, Pat?

Patroclus:

Patroclus: It's not helping with the rumors.

Briseis: I think the kiss you guys shared in my tent isn't helping with the rumors.

Achilles: Yeah I just hate that he didn't give me enough tongue.

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[athenas-sw0rd]

Achilles: If a stranger came up to you and said "I'm your dad's friend, He told me to pick you up" what would you say?

Neoptolemus: I'd say "You're lying my dad doesn't have any friends!"

Achilles: Not where i was going, but ok.

Odysseus, 10 years later: ...

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[incorrecthomer]

Odysseus: can i marry Penelope? Icarius: what. Odysseus: *sneezes* Icarius: bless you. Odysseus: did you hear that, Penelope? he blessed us! Icarius: ...

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[meditando-en-paris]

Have you ever thought about the faith Achilles had in Patroclus? Achilles always waits for Patroclus.

Achilles waited for Patroclus to come to his palace. He waited for Patroclus to come closer to him to be his friend and right hand man. He waited for him to sleep together. He waited for their first kiss. He waited for Patroclus to reach him, for he was not going to leave with Chiron without him. He waited for him on the island of Skyros in order to be reunited one day. He waited for "his husband". Achilles waited to see Patroclus every evening or morning after the battle because he was his life breath. He hoped to be reunited with him because he was his home and safe place.

He waited for his return after Patroclus left in his armor for Troy. He waited for a sign or a message from his spirit. He wished that his wait would be short and that the gods would finally give his soul a rest so that he could be with Patroclus again.

He waited for Patroclus in the Underworld.

Achilles always hoped that Patroclus would find a way to be reunited with him. They are the eternal reunion.

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

Achilles: HELP! I told Patroclus I'd cook dinner and I can't cook!

Odysseus, already burning water: Don't worry I got this

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[justmiraculousconspiracies]

How their first meeting actually went-

Patroclus : Hi I'm patroclus and you are?

Achilles : in love with you

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[marsdeathdefiances]

*after Patroclus’ death*

Phoenix: Are you okay?

Achilles: Super.

Phoenix: Are you being honest?

Achilles: Kill me.

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[xx0yeet-everything0xx]

patroclus: *through gritted teeth* everyday i wake up and i choose to be kind. *barely restraining himself from violence* i choose to be helpful and understanding. *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside* i am consciously choosing to be a nice person, and choosing to love

#achilles: guys no one disturb patroclus today he WILL punch you ok i was almost th victim myself akdjhwjs- #my guy definitely had anger issues as a child. but he's grown from it. #hes proof that you can be prone to rage but also the nicest person ever. icon frfr #source: tumblr #patroclus #achilles #patrochilles #the iliad #the song of achilles #tsoa #tsoa incorrect quotes #achilles x patroclus