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beneaththetangles · 3 years

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My Favorite (Anime) Things (2020)

The Eizouken girls will get it all done, Go, Ishigami! Go finish the run! Confidence men—even heists on the wing! These are a few of my favorite things

Tea time with witches, you just can’t escape them, Love all the girls but wait, who is Rem? Stories of Sohmas and tears that they bring, These are a few of my favorite things

When COVID strikes Anime’s delayed When I’m feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don’t feel so bad

Anime crows in romance and Haikyuu, Magical girls return—Mami, too! Missing a limb? That won’t stop these cute queens, These are a few of my favorite things

Bakarina making everyone friends, Odin (or Hina?) with laughs to no end, For Tsukasa, he would give anything, These are a few of my favorite things

When Yui cries, When Rachel lies, When I’m screaming mad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don’t feel so bad

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References:

Verse 1

Line 1: Perhaps the year’s best anime was Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken, an endlessly creative and uniquely crafted series about three high school girls who form a club to create an animated film. They work like crazy to figure out how to do it and actually get their short film completed. The New York Times recently named it as one of 2020’s best shows. We wrote a number of posts related to the series this year, including this article about community.

Line 2: Kaguya-sama: Love is War, a romantic comedy about student council officers who are unwilling to admit their romantic feelings about one another, returned for a triumphant second season. Although 95% about humor and romance, one particular episode this season was dramatic and quite well done, focusing on Ishigami, who had been made into a pariah in middle school and was once again retreating into himself after a school race makes him face those memories again, but is lifted out of it by his fellow club members and comrades on the cheer squad as he competes in the competition.

Line 3: Netflix streamed Great Pretender in two “seasons” this year, just recently releasing the second half of a tale about con men and women whose heists are meant to turn the tables against rich, evil people and organizations, and restoring what was lost (not just financially) to victims—themselves included.

Verse 2

Lines 1 and 2: After a several year absence, Re:ZERO returned this year. One of the most interesting concepts introduced in season two was the influx of new witches, including Echidna, the Witch of Greed, who has protagonist Subaru over for tea in her personal dimension. Echidna’s popularity makes her one of the year’s top “waifus,” inheriting the role from Rem who had a diminished presence this year. In fact, her storyline has her sleeping for 98% of the season and forgotten by everyone except Subaru, including even her sister, Ram. Thus was born the “Who is Rem?” meme.

Line 3: The Fruits Basket remake returned for a second season, and it nears it’s completion, delivered so many moving and painful storylines about the Sohma’s curse.

Chorus 1

Line 1: Self-explanatory (let’s look forward to a better 2021!)

Lines 2: Because of COVID, many anime series were delayed or were halted during production. It remains a difficult environment, at least for ADR directors, engineers, and actors, to develops recordings and anime productions in this socially-distanced environment.

Verse 3

Line 1: Crows are commonly featured in anime, including in two particular series this year: Haikyuu, where the main team, Karasuno, is represented by the bird, and Sing Yesterday for Me, where Haru, one of the protagonists, takes in a crow as her pet.

Line 2: Magia Record, based on a mobile game, continues the story of Puella Magi Madoka Magica, a magical girl story that was boundary-breaking when it first premiered. A number of the original character played small parts in this spin-off, including my favorite, Mami, whose return might have been most anticipated due to the circumstances surrounding her original exit in the PMMM. We did posts about every episode of Magia Record when it aired.

Line 3: More and more characters with disabilities are playing prominent roles in anime. Two from this past year are Iwanaga from In/Spectre, who is missing and eye and much of one of her legs, and Deca-Dence’s Natsume, who is missing a forearm and hand. At Beneath the Tangles, we’re especially excited about seeing more such characters in anime, as we launched a disability initiative this year, which we’ll be expanding in 2021. Stay tuned!

Verse 4

Line 1: Katarina Claes is just trying to avoid execution or exile in the isekai story, My Next Life as a Villainess, but in her absent-mindedness and authenticity, does one better than that—she becomes close with all the characters that would potentially lead her bad end, who in turn also become friends with one another.

Line 2: I’ve had mixed feelings about Jun Maeda’s latest anime series, The Day I Became a God, but I’m not at all divided when it comes to Hina, a hilarious girl who speaks in lots of “thee’s” and “thou’s,” which is natural since she declares herself to be Odin, a god.

Line 3: I’ve been enjoying both the Tonikawa anime and manga this year, in huge part because of how sweet the relationships is between the boy, Nasa, and his wife, Tsukasa, whom he loves selflessly.

Chorus 2

Line 1: Oregairu‘s final season was full of heartbreak, for none more than poor Yui.

Line 2: Of the many mysteries in Tower of God, perhaps the most compelling had to do with Rachel, the sweet girl whom Bam was chasing after. However, all the feedback I’d heard from our followers was about how much they hated her. The reasons became apparent as season one ended and her betrayal—which only brought up more questions—occurred.

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aiden-png · 3 years

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to celebrate the end of 2020, I’ve decided to share the highlights of the writing I did this year! I’m going to share a few of my favorite snippets from 2020, and I think this could be a fun tag meme to invite friends to join in on so they can appreciate their progress and hard work too! I couldn’t have written so much if it wasn’t for the great online community supporting me and all my wonderfully talented friends!!

I’m gonna tag @freshie-writes @silverdragon-imagines-blog @st0rmy-writes @fuckit-hero-of-trains @no-themes-just-memes @timeturner-jay and anyone else who wants to join in, feel free! you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, but you all wrote amazing things this year and I’m gonna appreciate you for them!!

snippets below the cut (please do this or make a new post if you wanna join, just so we don’t flood everyone’s dashboard lol!)

it’s difficult to count for certain, but across 7 google docs from April to December 2020, I wrote 324,782 words just of Legend of Zelda fanfic! it’s been a crazy fun year and I think my writing has improved a ton since I started writing fic again in April! thank you all for supporting me through the last 9 months!! <3

here’s a highlight of some of my favorite excerpts from fics I wrote this year! Smoke on the Wind and Dream With Me are two of my favorite pieces I wrote this year for angst, while Four Feet of Pure Flirtation and Lessons in Love are my favorites for crack/fluff :D the other snippets are featured bc I’m proud of how the fics turned out !

Dream With Me: June 28, 2020 Legend and Hyrule sat on the beach, a mere two feet separating them. It felt like much more. Farther than they’d ever been apart before. The other heroes stumbled onto the sand, frozen in shock as they took in the scene before them. Legend, knife drawn and hands shaking dangerously. Hyrule, knees buried in the sand and hands held over his chest, trying desperately not to reach out again. The sun was rising, pinks disappearing into vibrant gold and crushed purple and bright blue. As dawn broke, their vision wavered. Hyrule gasped, Legend blurring before him, the sand beneath him fading, the roar of the waves diminishing. Magic hour was ending. “This isn’t a dream,” Hyrule whispered, and Legend’s shoulders shook with silent sobs. “I’m real. I’m here. Legend, come with me.” Hyrule stretched out his arm, fingers splayed, eyes begging. Legend flinched back, dagger slipping from shaking fingers. He stared, disbelieving. Vertigo consumed Hyrule’s senses, his vision clouding with black dots. “Take my hand, Legend!” Hyrule cried, and Legend jumped. He sprung forward, hand grasping. Hyrule felt nothing as Legend’s hand passed through his. “Hyrule!” He blinked, and found himself in an unfamiliar field, reaching towards sunrise.

Smoke on the Wind: August 7, 2020 Wind hadn’t always had this ability, but before his second adventure, before the ghosts became tangible to his skin and visible to his eyes, he still had a sixth sense of sorts to rely on. Back then he’d called it instinct, but now he called it a curse. It never helped him do better on his adventure, never showed him the way, never allowed him to prevent someone’s demise--only forced him to bear witness to it in all its excruciatingly gory detail. Some spoke of death like a mercy, others like a boon. Wind knew death like an old friend and he despised it with all the rage contained in his tiny body. Some feared death, some prayed for its delay. Wind feared no man, god, or figment of imagination. There was no reason to fear something he couldn’t prevent, there was no reason to pray to something that would never hear or listen. Some ran from death, some hid. Wind stared death in the eye and spat in its face. He thrust a magical fucking sword through its head and banished it to a watery grave.

Four Feet of Pure Flirtation: June 26, 2020 Maybe he should have shared just a tad bit more with them, but that was a regret for future Four to deal with. And really, he hadn’t been expecting it himself, so they couldn’t exactly blame him when Dark Link materialized in their camp one morning and sent Four’s heart racing in an unfamiliar-familiar way. Four felt the heat crawl up his chest, felt his tongue loosen, felt his eyes trail over Dark’s lithe form just a bit too slow to be innocent. No one had told him Dark was attractive. Although, Vio reminded him, we are the only ones attracted to villains. We are most decidedly not! Four shot back. The denial was empty. They most decidedly were.

Hero Through the Ages: June 19, 2020 Wild sighed, chin resting on his knees. He glanced over at Sky, feeling anxiety buzz within him as a question pushed at the back of his mind. “Hey, Sky… does the sword still recognize me?” Sky froze at the unexpected question, eyes searching Wild’s carefully schooled expression. Wild felt his anxiety rise but he held his ground as the older hero tentatively reached back and unsheathed the Master Sword. He closed his eyes for a moment, and Wild tried hard not to notice the new eyes on them as he waited for Sky’s response. He knew what the answer should be, but when the other slowly opened his eyes and held the sword out for Wild, it was still conflicting to feel the familiar weight of it in his hands. Not too heavy. Not burning. Perfectly at home, as if he’d just begun his adventure and still had many years left before the Calamity struck. Wild felt a pit in his stomach as he handed the sword back, Sky’s concerned gaze not helping. “How old were you when you pulled the sword?” Sky asked quietly, and Wild stared at his hands as they trembled slightly in his lap. “Too young.”

A Shower to Remember: July 4, 2020 Enter Twilight and Wild. TWILIGHT I can see thee up th’re. Come hither. I simply wish to speak with thee.

Enter Legend to Shower Crashers. LEGEND all’s well that ends well, I believe our plan hath been a success. cheers to thee all. FOUR didst thou not see Wild running for his life not a minute past? LEGEND that is’t his problem, not mine.

Lessons in Love: July 9, 2020 The offer though, that’s what truly made Legend pause. Show you the ropes, he’d said. He should be insulted that Ravio thought he was that hopeless, but the man wasn’t wrong. Legend was absolutely, positively hopeless, evidenced by the situation he now found himself in. Should he say no and move on? Should he accept--and then what? Maybe he should laugh it off, say he was joking, or perhaps he should come clean now and tell Ravio how he felt? But he still didn’t know if Ravio felt the same, those dark eyes betraying nothing in the fading light of sunset. So, naturally, Legend continued to panic. “What do you mean by ‘show me the ropes’?” Legend asked, quick, defensive enough to pass as insulted. Ravio snorted, tasting the hot chocolate, and Legend’s eyes were drawn to his lips once more as if under a spell. “I mean no offense, Link,” Ravio laughed, seeming not to catch the blush on Legend’s face as Ravio used his name. “I just figured you might want some pointers. Flirting, hand holding, relationship advice, y’know? You don’t have to accept the offer by any means!” Flirting? Hand holding? Legend gulped. He was already an idiot. Maybe he could play dumb for a little while longer…

Scars: June 2, 2020 “I used to try and cover myself in public--I didn’t like the way people would whisper or stare when they saw. But eventually I came to accept the scars as part of me. I remembered how I got them, and I realized I wouldn’t be the person I am today without the journey that led to me getting these scars. And I like who I am…” Wild trailed off, sifting sand through his fingers as Warriors listened. “I’ve come to love my scars, because they hold such important memories for me. Even if some of the memories aren’t so great, I wouldn’t be who I am today without them, you know? And I wouldn’t trade that for anything.”

Beneath the Surface: July 13, 2020 For the first few months he had lied to himself, blaming the others or the weather or Shadow or Vaati or anything rather than admitting he had a problem. But Blue did, in fact, have a problem, and fighting and yelling it out wasn’t the healthiest solution. For the others it was easy. Green had Vio, for Wind could rarely move Earth, and Red got along with everyone he was so full of love to give. But Blue wasn’t good at teamwork, he wasn’t good at strategizing, and he wasn’t good at showing affection--he was good at being angry, and that was it. He was the protector, the toughest of them all in strength and will; but when you’re always protecting others, no one protects you. Not like Blue made it easy for the others to approach him, and he didn’t blame them for giving up. They were all struggling, they all had their own issues, and while Wind was a gentle breeze and Fire a warming comfort and Earth a steady rock--Water was impossible to hold down. He was forever changing, flowing, and while it meant that he could adapt well to new situations, it also meant that every time he felt close to getting a handle on his emotions they would slip from his grasp once more. His magic ebbed and swayed and his emotions followed their tide, not his, and so he pushed others away rather than admit he couldn’t handle himself. If protecting them meant distancing himself, then so be it.

The Point of No Return: June 19, 2020 He turned back to Four, brushing the back of his hand across his cheek. He’d wanted to share a meal with his partner. He’d wanted to see Four’s small smile--just for him--as he tried Hylian food for the first, second, hundredth time. Long ago, they’d promised to travel the world together. Four wanted to share everything with him; wanted to show him the forge, wanted him to meet his Grandfather, wanted to take him to see the Minish. After the adventure, Four had promised. He’d be free to go and do whatever he wanted, right by Four’s side. Well, he was at his side now. And this was not what they’d promised each other.

A Major Test of Strength: May 7, 2020 Even being worthy of the Triforce of Courage didn’t mean he was brave enough to act on, or even think, about how he felt about Sidon. He reasoned it was better not to say anything, especially now. He was going off to a battle he may not return from. Even if he burned to know if Sidon felt the same, it would be selfish to ask knowing he may be leaving for the last time. Link would rather go to the grave with his feelings then leave Sidon alone with them. At least if he died before confessing, Sidon would be able to move on, he hoped. Sidon was his best friend, and that was enough for now.

#aiden writes #tumblr went down right as I was trying to post this oof!#now I can finally send this and tag all my friends !#everyone is so talented and I hope you all know how much I love your work !!!#you deserve to hear how good it is and to feel proud of your accomplishments!#<3!!!

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marysunshine23 · 4 years

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Headcanons: OFF Edition

I did my headcanons for Sally Face before (specifically with Sal), so I decided to do another obscure game!

The Batter

Black short hair

“Hmph”

Loves dad jokes so long as they don’t involve him

Wants to “purify” the world to cover up the fact that he had a child before discovering he was gay

Not crazy about pets

Tough love kind of parent

Tall - between 5′10″ (178cm) and 6′4″ (193cm)

Very intelligent

Kind of egotistical (and by kind of I mean really)

The Judge/Pablo

Either an orange short hair or a maine coon

Wants all the pets (all of them)

Prefers wet food over dried

Can actually, like, read

VOCAL KITTY

Very much an outdoor cat

Owned by Zacharie officially, but mostly just does his own thing

Loves head scratches and butt scratches

Zacharie

MiLlEnNiAL

Meme lord

Any time he’s not working, he’s probably smoking pot or taking a nap

Big guy (like, not fat or buff, just big)

Sleeve Tattoos

Has lots of app games to pass the time

Likes animals in general

Mixed race (Hispanic/French)

Chronic bed-head syndrome

Little bit shorter than Batter

Smells like weed and Old Spice

Is a Cancer (Born between June 22 and July 22)

Bisexual or Pansexual

Dedan

Chronic asshole syndrome

Even compliments sound backhanded

Greater-than-thou mentality

Has a million of the same coat from ripping them open in frustration

Breaks stuff easily

Looks for reasons to lose his shit

“Fuck you”

King of impatient finger rolling

Ace?

Valerie

Owned by Sucre/Sugar

Grey variant of whatever breed Pablo is

Quiet baboo

Shy

Is the type to hide whenever the door is opened

AnXiOuS

Believes in “Do unto others as you would have done upon yourself”

Likes sunbathing with Pablo

Japhet

Hates all predatory animals

“BOW BEFORE ME, DEGENERATE!”

Knows when he’s lost, but fights anyway

Probably the smartest of the three

Gracious loser

Yellow and/or Red

Enoch

Big dick energy

Emotional eater

Probably chews tobacco

Purposefully told the Elsens that specters were their friends to watch them get hurt and/or killed

Sadistic asshole

Naturally rosy cheeks, but face turns red when he’s mad

Impatient

Homophobic, Transphobic, hates every color of that LGBTQ+ flag

Elsens

*wheeze*

Probably sound like that from breathing all that damn smoke

Anxiety incarnate

Insomnia is common

Timid

Would be introverted if it were an option

Don’t actually enjoy their jobs, but do it so their guardians don’t yell at them

Jumpy

The Queen

*insert “a little confused but I like their enthusiasm” meme here*

Has zero idea how to be a mom

Would probably be a Karen

Narcissus Syndrome

Wants to be a better parent than Batter (which isn’t really that difficult...)

Aromantic but Pansexual

Hugo

Imagination~

Has that piece of meat because he’s still growing baby teeth

Created the Queen and the Batter based off his own parents, who were neglectful and/or abusive

Autoimmune deficiency

Came up with the elements based off of what is being sold in commercials

Young enough to have trouble differentiating adults, hence why all the Elsens look alike

Has only really been outside, like, five times ever

Needs a hug

Sucre/Sugar

MtF

Best friends with Zacharie (who supported her through the transition)

Likes frosted sugar cookies

That person who orders a super crazy custom drink at a coffee shop

Binge watches Netflix

Would live by a stream if she could

Has a sink full of unwashed dishes and continues to just order take out

Toll girl (maybe an inch shorter than Batter)

Fuck shoes

Weeb

Lesbian

Edit: I didn’t add sexualities for the animal characters or for Hugo because I don’t think of them in a sexual way. If they are, then I don’t wanna know about it. I also didn’t add sexualities for the Elsens because I feel like they’re... incapable? Like, they just exist to work. So... I guess they’re all ace? I don’t know. I also didn’t put anything for the Batter because it’s canon that he’s gay lesbian??? (I still think he’s gay?)

#off game #off batter #off pablo #the judge #off zacharie #off dedan #off valerie #off japhet #off enoch #off elsen #off queen #off hugo #off sucre #off sugar #headcanons

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blackreesemajic · 4 years

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Social Distancing with a New Flame

✨💕 You just met a new boo and just when the vibes started flowing boom* 💥 💥 the world shuts down and quarantine is turned on. The honeymoon phase should be the time you and your person are going on dates, boo’d up in public, holding hands, and sucking each other's face every second of the day. 😘😘😘

Your mind is filled with a plethora of in-person activities y’all can be doing during this time to make the butterflies in your stomach flutter like they just popped a perk.

If your situation is anything like mine, You may feel like your coochie was just put on 90-day probation without your consent. Thank you to the reviews of Steve Harvey’s, “Act like a Lady, Think like a man.” And his toxic masculinity perpetuated in his book, I would have read it and MAYBE had been better prepared for THIS situation.

Remember, although times are hard right now it’s not always about sex! Your peach 🍑 may be yearning for that eggplant 🍆 but 30-90 days is not. that. long... of a wait to be intimate with someone.

You could be like one of those people who wait until marriage…

No shade, but I am not one of those people.

I’m the, “Bring that ass here boi!” type of people.

The CDC recommends that we “Stay Calm” during this time quarantine.

It sounds unrealistic to me. 😒

How can we stay calm when our sexual desires are all over the place.

There are three things we are ALL doing during this time if we are not daydreaming about the outside land.

We spend all day bouncing that ass from Insta to Facebook, Twitter to Tumblr then back to Insta again…

Log on to our ex’s Netflix account and be entertained by the white Trashery of Tiger King and then see the same trashery in the White House to remind us the world has gone straight to SHITS...

Lastly, switching to Private mode on our phones and visiting pornhub.com or xvideos.com to see who is offering the best free subscription.

Trust me, I’m right there with you!

Just because social distancing is in effect does not mean you have to distance your heart.

Let’s use this time to get to know each other on a personal level.

Isolation could be causing your energies to yearn for one another louder than ever. You may even have a heightened craving of intimacy during this time. This time in quarantine can be beneficial to your dating life if you consider yourself someone who is, “Shy or Introverted” or are attracted to people who are. Many people with introverted personalities would prefer getting to know each other over the phone or on a virtual date. This is the time to bring back genuine connections, open and honest conversations, and my ALL TIME FAVORITE… Falling asleep on the phone.

[[Pieces of Reese: If he in quarantine at “his crib” but can only talk to you during certain hours or when he steps outside… He in quarantine with someone else, sis. LET HIM GO! ]] 🔑 😒

Here are some tips to keep the flame lit, tea hot, and coffee dripping down your lips. So that when you and your new boo do get back together the connection is stronger than ever!

1. Self Healing and Reflecting: I know. I know. You were so excited because you feel like you could have finally met your “PERSON”. And now, You can’t even see them in-person. Your mind starts to ponder so many “What the fucking Ifs!” “What if they get bored with me?” “What if they lose interest?” “What if they have multiple quarantine boo’s” “What if they catch corona and die?!!!” I know it sounds fucking crazy but its a real fucking fear. You must remember that FEAR stands for False Evidence Appearing Real!

I NEED YOU TO IMMEDIATELY; Reset your mind and Refocus yourself.

Now is the time you must remind yourself that “YOU ARE THAT BITCH!” Use this time to get to know you. Get healthy Physically, Mentally, and Emotionally... If being in a relationship/ situationship is what you desire at the end of all of this. Use the time to make yourself WHOLE. Thou can’t pick up broken glass without cutting the hand that is trying to put the pieces back together.

[[ “We don’t fear being alone. We fear getting to know the parts of ourselves we didn’t know before.” - Pieces of Reese ]]

Pick up a pen and paper and write: Write a letter to yourself. Write in your diary. Write to your person. Write your feelings. Write yourself daily affirmations and post them on your bathroom mirror so that you see them every day. Get connected with the feelings behind your everyday thoughts.

Set a routine; Whatever the routine looks like to you, set it! There is no amount of work you need to force yourself to meet society’s sense of productivity. The routine is only in place to keep your body prepared for what the universe has to offer you once this is all done.

2. Virtual Dates: It seems crazy but having a virtual date can be romantic and is also cost-efficient. If you or your partner want to be extravagant you can rotate turns ordering the other person a meal (Be sure to leave your delivery person a decent tip for working through these hard times). You can both go into your own kitchens and cook each other your favorite meal. Make something you will want your person to try when you are in one space. Try describing the taste of the meal, who taught you how to make it, and why it is your favorite. Adding wine or alcohol loosens things up and being alone could make you more comfortable with being yourself on the date. A great website to get the conversation going: www.goalcast.com/2018/04/19/deep-questions-to-ask-your-partner/amp/

3. Share what you see: If you are a lover of music, videos, Memes, or GIFs, Do NOT be afraid to share it with your person. With everything that is happening in the world currently, Now is the perfect time to make someone smile and laugh. Remember that MENTAL HEALTH is real! For people who suffer from Mental Health Illness, forced isolation calls for undesired thoughts of not being wanted. Show your person they are the first person you thought of when you have seen or heard something. Make them feel like, you couldn’t wait to send it to them. Let them know they are not alone during this time. You are their person

4. If you are adventurous: Video or Phone sex has never got anyone left on READ. It actually gets you a callback.

It's safe, sexy, and Kinky AS FUCK! Call your friends who love BDSM to teach you a thing or two. Virtual sex allows you to push the boundaries between you and your partner. It makes each person excited for what's to come when you are in one space.

You can set the mood for your virtual hook up by lighting candles, having your space neat, camera angles must be on point, and start off with a striptease to get the eggplant ripe and keep the peach juicy.

Playing a ”If I miss, I Strip. If you miss, You strip.” [if you know, you know ❤️ + 🏀 ] type of game may relax you and your partner. Of course, Make it specific to you and yours. Don’t forget to have your #BlackReeseMajic music playlist ready. If you don’t have a music playlist visit my apple music/ Spotify to follow any of mine

5. Lastly, Optional, and specific for my Spiritual Souls who believe in the power of Manifestation: ✨💕✨💕✨💕

[You do not have to have a person already to do this step. If you are someone hoping to find your quarantine boo or keep the one you have then this is for you]

Step One: is to start by writing out everything you want in your person. Qualities, Attributes, Values, and Looks (if you believe in detail). Remember to write out how you want to be treated by your person. If you want to go the extra step. You can write what ‘You’ will be able to offer to your person. Once you have produced the person you desire in the concrete sense,

Step Two: is to call on your spirits guides, ancestors, and higher power to bring forth your ask. Some things you may need to connect with the spiritual realm but are not required are 1.Pink Candle (Pink candles personify the purest form of love, a love without selfishness with selfless emotions, are ideal for the beginning of a relationship), 2. Herbs or Essential oils [if you have] have a centuries-long history of symbolizing love and devotion (Lavender, Rose, Basil, Calendula...etc). 3. Sage: “Sage is known to have healing properties and with the power of intention and spiritual connection with the source of all existence, the burning of Sage assists with healing and clearing.” 4. Offering: Clean and freshwater is the simplest form of offering. You can also offer coins, jewelry, fruits, anything appealing to the spirits. 5. Bell or anything that makes noise (can be your voice)

And Step Three: Have a table or space specific for intentions or manifestation. With a clear mind, body, and soul begin my thanking creation for all that you already have. I like to place my “person desires” list under my pink candle. I sprinkle my herbs around and inside my candle. I use a couple of drops of my essential oils for fragrance (Spirits love good smelling things). I make my spiritual space as pretty as possible (Glitter is enticing to spirits and crystals deepens the vibrations). I give the offering (usually freshwater, money, or coins). I chant (Chanting is specific to you. If you need help with a chant I usually say, “All praises to the most high. God, Spirits, Creation, and Ancestors, I thank you for everything you have done and everything you continue to do. I offer you my purest self and this alter to bring forth my ask…” I burn my sage (smell, clarity, and guidance to myself and spirits), and finally, I light my pink love candle.

I let my candle burn for a whole day or I light it every day for a few hours then blow it out.

I hope this tea has filled your soul the way writing it has filled mine. Stay at home if you can and stay safe during this time.

If you are someone who lost a loved one from complications of COVID19, I pray for healing and peace over your life. I am sending EACH and every one of you Light and Love from the depths of my soul.

Spread Light and Love Every day! ✨💕

PEACE & Be The.

Sincerely, Pieces of Reese

Sources:

https://www.miracleswithinus.com/the-spiritual-side-of-sage.html

https://dontmesswithmama.com/essential-oils-for-romance-love/

https://www.thespruce.com/herb-meanings-in-love-and-romance-1761964

https://www.sisterlove.org/post/keeping-it-safe-and-sexy-covid19

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rpshopkeepers-blog · 5 years

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LOIS LANE RP MEME STARTER PACK.

--- THE ANIMATED SERIES.

"the only thing holding that dress up is faith."

"not that i read the gossip columns or anything, but i hear they're quite an item."

"maybe i should warn her about him... nah."

"don't tell me you know her?"

"she's certainly come in the world since then..."

"i thought i was career-minded."

"it must of hurt your fingers... clamping down on my throat like that."

"i'm personally gonna lead the army that vaporizes you two."

"yeah right, have you ever know me to play it safe?"

"are you nuts? we're miles from nowhere!"

"i wasn't sure if you'd really come."

"you are a hero."

"someday though it'd be nice to see you when I wasn't about to be killed."

"oh yeah, that makes me feel loads better."

"if you had an invisible door, would you bother to lock it?"

"you could've said something. we could've talked about it & figured it out!"

"will it change anything?"

--- SMALLVILLE.

"congratulations. you're dating mother teresa in six-inch heels."

"call me crazy, but i've always been a firm believer that beauty: it's on the inside."

"i can be loud, & at times, i'm a little bossy."

"i'd rather be in some sand-blown purgatory then in the hell of never knowing if i'll ever see you again."

"guess i'm a sucker for stray dogs & naked men."

"okay, that didn't come out right."

"i'm just not comfortable with uncomfortable silence."

"you're not exactly keeping up with your end of the conversation."

"spread that rumor, & you can expect my fist in your face."

"isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?"

"you can save your holier-than-thou, made for tv platitudes, & drown them in some holy water, mister/missus."

"look, i know it sounds crazy."

"i'm just afraid my big mouth is going to wreck our relationship one day."

"my head is pounding like a mosh pit, & my mouth tastes like armpit."

"you've been cashing in on so many rainchecks recently that i'm soaking wet with disappointment."

"i'm eating a maple donut, & you're kind of invading my personal space."

"stop beating yourself up. you're not alone in this."

"truth is we could all die tomorrow."

"i don't even know how to get huffy, okay? i do happy, i do sad, & i do stop giving me the run around bitch, or i will come for you."

#rp meme #memes: skye.#meme.#skye.

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whosxafraid · 5 years

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🔥 Taboo topics being written about as roleplay

Meme: Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion. Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. ) Status: Open

...-coughs-

okay uh....-cracks knuckles-

so let me start this off by saying that (at least in america) there’s this thing called ‘the fifth amendment’. which in lamen terms for those of us that don’t read old school basically gives u.s. citizens ‘freedom of speech.’

now there has been controversy all over this fucking amendment since before Eminem took it to the limit and rapped about shit that would make yer grandparents toes curl....

Look the truth of it is...there’s some preeeeeeeeettttty fucked up stuff out there. stuff that’s said or written about or what have u. now some of that shit is...im against it okay. because its both actually illegal and i got a thing about don’t hurt the kids.

BUT

That does NOT mean AT ALL eVeR that someone should be fucking globally shunned, called out, or whatever the hell else people have come up with to hound a bitch on the intertubes--because they write about the topics or rp stuff that are inside of said topics.

now i dunno how it works in other countries but here in the U.S. you can literally fucking write about anything you damn well please regardless of what the fuck it is, so long as it is not of REAL WORLD THREAT aka writing about how u wanna committ mass murder. AKA so long as it is CLEAR that it is a work of FICTION ur in the clear. period. end of discussion. wash up. lock the doors. go home.

THE MUN IS NOT THE MUSE. NO MATTER HOW TERRIBLE THE MUSE IS THE MUN IS WRITING A CHARACTER. WHETHER THAT CHARACTER IS CANON OR OC. PERIOD.

now to broach more specifically the other piece of this. the ‘taboo’ bit.

sometimes bad shit happens to people and since everyone is god damn different (thank the damn gods) we all handle the bad shit that’s happened to us differently. some people go to a therapist. some people paint. some people drink themselves into a grave, some people fly off into the sun on that one big high... and still others....write.

i get the triggering shit. i have those. i have ptsd from growing up in a house hold where one parent drank like religion and the other had challenges that were quite literally not their fault. Its not a great combination for a kid. you stack on top of that a much older sibling that fucking ran the second they could and left me to handle it all on my own and to this day has never come back really--it did shit to me. then you also add on to the tippy top all the physical trama both accidental and other wise, i’ve endured in my life---my dudes i am fucked up. and yet i some how manage to parent two children (without allowing my problems to bleed onto them and give them ptsd from having ME as a mom) and keep a house from burning down every day. s’a fucking accomplishment right there thanks.

i got issues, i’ll be the first to tell you that.And i handle my issues by allowing them to fuel my creative side. and i rp situations that some people will find triggering. but guess what? i tag it. im not gonna be a cockbag and not. i get some people dont wanna see it or cant read it because its triggering.

dont wanna/can’t read? blacklist the tag, but DONT go on some holier than thou crusade to have an entire community completely black wall someone because they RP situations regarding those triggers. not cool. not cool. not cool.

also if u rp those situations? dont be a dickpod. TAG UR SHIT.

Just remember that once upon a not so long ago Vincent Van Gogh was shamed and ridiculued for his works of art because they were ‘vulgar’ and he was ‘crazy’. And yet look at how highly regarded he is now. Look how grief stricken people that will never meet him are that he was lost to us when he was. Look at what his life’s work has become in the eye of the general public. Look at what he left behind him because no matter what anyone said...he-kept-painting.

TL;DR

TAGS and BLACKLISTING exist for a motherfucking reason my dudes. use them.

#[aaaaaaaaaand this got long sry not sry]#thedarcydichotomy #Out Of Fecks || OOC #thedarcydichotomy2

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myaekingheart · 5 years

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1, 2, and 12!!

Bless you, Jessie 🙌💕

Alright so since I reblogged like 20 ask memes, I’m just gonna go ahead and take the liberty of doing all of these numbers for every single one I’ve reblogged that’s applicable to give myself extra stuff to do xD

Fanfiction Asks!

1. Do you read fic? Do you write fic?

I actually write fic WAY MORE than I read fic. I find that the issue I have when reading fic is that I get really giddy and inspired and then I lose my concentration on the story in front of me and my interests rather shift more towards the story in my own damn head. I really need to start reading more of other people’s work, though. I have a handful saved on AO3 that I just have not gotten around to, but I really should. I really have so many damn things I want to read, fanfiction and otherwise, but lack the motivation to sit down and actually read it.

2. Favorite genre of fic?

I feel like it’s kind of hard to pinpoint exactly what kind of fic I’m drawn most towards, but I guess the best descriptor would be drama? I don’t know, I just really like stories that focus heavily on character development and interpersonal relationships (so bildungsroman lmfao), especially when there’s some imperfect romance and action/adventure involved. Both of my main fanfics, my Narnia series Temptation and The Scarecrow and the Bell, my Naruto fic, both are pretty much just that: heavy focus on character with imperfect romance and action/adventure. I just think it’s fun seeing characters, especially ones that have feelings for each other, in stressful and dangerous situations trying to work through them together and oftentimes disagree and have to figure out how to handle the disagreements, too. Or have personal stuff they’re dealing with on top of things. I don’t know, I just really love focusing on relationship dynamics and situations like that are a fun lens to look through.

12. What turns you away the most from a fic?

Honestly, grammatical issues and whether or not the story feels believable. I guess I’m kind of picky when it comes to that stuff, but I’m also used to being critical of writing solely because I’m a creative writing major and a big part of this degree’s curriculum is workshopping peer writing. Grammatical issues in terms of a misplaced comma or something aren’t that big a deal, I’m not that stingy, but things like lacking paragraph breaks, or not knowing when to switch paragraphs, bug me as well as habitual misspellings of common words--the one that peeves me off the most is spelling “definitely” like “defiantly” or “definately” or any other misspelling under the sun. The idea of a story feeling believable might just be me being really picky but I’ve opened up fics sometimes where I could hardly get through the first paragraph because the story didn’t feel genuine to me. It’s kind of hard to explain, but I guess as someone who puts a ton of research into my own fanfics and also really tries to perfectly capture the tone of the source material, sometimes I’ll read stuff that just feels out of place and it really takes me out of the story and honestly makes me cringe. I feel like saying all of that makes me sound like some kind of asshole, though. I don’t know, I’m just so goddamn picky when it comes to what I’m reading and especially with fanfiction, since it’s a lot more organic and it doesn’t go through the same fine toothed editing process that professionally published works do (although I’ve picked up on some questionable stuff even in print books; one such thing was so minor, but it was a forgotten period at the end of a sentence and I kept laughing about it saying to myself “Someone missed a period!” You know, like an asshole.)

Music Asks

1. your favorite album opener

Beartooth’s Greatness or Death off their most recent album, Disease. It just really sets the tone for the rest of the album and feels like such an appropriate intro overall. They have a playlist for the entire album on Youtube with the correct track listing so that was the first song off thei newest album that I had heard and it just felt like such a great and appropriate intro, it really got me into the vibe and energy of the rest of the album and I just...I love it a lot. The song, the album, the band in general.

2. a song starting w/ the same first letter of your first name

Aurora Avenue by Defeat the Low. I’m a huge Nirvana fan, and the song is all about Kurt Cobain. The entire first verse was literally pulled straight from his infamous suicide note (”Speaking from the tongue of an experienced simpleton who obviously would rather be an emasculated, infantile complainee.”) I stumbled upon this song by pure chance-- it was playing at the end of a video for a different song, which I think was actually a Beartooth one-- and it sounded interesting so I pulled it up and the minute I heard the first verse, I, who had read Kurt’s suicide note already, was like “WAIT A SECOND THIS SOUNDS REALLY FAMILIAR” but it didn’t hit me that that was what it was, and that the entire song was about Kurt, until later and it made me love it even more.

12. a song you can scream all the words to

Hospital for Souls by Bring Me The Horizon. It’s an all-time fave, made even more so by the fact that it’s one of my top ship songs (for my Naruto ship, Kakashi Hatake x my OC Rei Natsuki, who I write the fanfic about, and even made an AMV for them with because I’M CRAZY). It also just hits really hard personally, especially the line “Have you ever put a blade to your wrists, or have you been skipping meals?” because it relates to my own mental health struggles. I’ve never had the right opportunity to actually scream all the words aloud along with the song, but I desperately need to find the right place to do it one of these days because I have a lot of feelings I need to get out that can only be done through that exact act and I need to do it in a way where I will not end up getting the cops called on me for being way too loud. I just need a soundproof room in general (not just for these purposes, but also because I’m a voice actress for an independent animated series called Space Hotel and I need someplace to record shit anyways.)

Soft and Ethereal Asks

1.secret garden or forest?

Secret garden! I love the idea of having someplace only I know guarded off by a wall with vines running up the side of it, the kind of place you enter through a wrought-iron gate, where flowers are growing through the cracks and there’s a bubbling fountain in the center you can sit by either on the edge or in the grass or on a dirty old cement bench from times before I was even a thought in my parent’s head, and just revel in the silence with a good book or a pencil and sketchbook and make flower crowns and daisy chains or have a little personal picnic laying out a checkered blanket and carrying everything in a big basket like strawberries and little sandwiches and homemade cookies and shit. I’m such a sap but I live for the idea of that gentle, pastel-tinted quiet afternoon. Pure solace.

2.the stars or the moon?

The moon. I love stars to death, too, but there’s something about the moon that really hits me. Maybe it’s because it goes through phases but no matter what is still whole even when it appears not to be. Maybe it’s because it’s kind of comforting to look at. More than anything, though, it’s probably at least partially because one of my favorite films is Rise of the Guardians (and by extension, the book series it was based upon, The Guardians of Childhood) in which the moon is a major character, or at least The Man in the Moon. In the movie, he’s never seen or heard but he’s always there watching over the world. Jack Frost, the protagonist, doesn’t understand his purpose in this eternal life of his where no one can see him and no one believes in him, and constantly looks to the moon for answers but never hears any. The very first lines of the movie are even “Darkness. That’s the first thing I remember. It was dark and it was cold and I was scared. But then...then I saw the moon. It was so big and so bright. It seemed to chase the darkness away.” Not to get super religious here but in a way the whole moon thing even reminds me of Christianity a little bit, and I’m not really religious in the slightest (maybe spiritual, but not very religious) but this movie also came to me at a time when I was very at odds with the idea of God and faith and everything, and I felt like Jack Frost constantly questioning what the point of it all was and questioning whether something greater even existed and if so, then how could they let terrible things like this happen? Without any solid answer? I don’t know, I don’t want this to get into a debate about my own religious beliefs, but yeah. The moon and I have some history, so I’ll choose the moon over the stars.

12.fiction or short stories?

Fiction. By nature of my degree, I have to read a lot of short stories for college and some of them are really enjoyable and interesting but then we get to the debate of genre fiction versus literary fiction, which I think is a stupid fucking debate and literary fiction needs to get off it’s damn high horse with it’s “holier than thou” complex or whatever. Or maybe it’s not the literary fiction itself so much as the people who praise it. Like yes, I get that literary fiction is contemporary fine art and nuanced and shit but sometimes I like stories about vampires and ninjas and teenagers with weird names and social anxiety. Literary fiction is fine and all, but let’s face it, genre fiction is way more fucking fun and that is why I chose “fiction” over “short stories.”

65 Questions You Aren’t Used To

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

If I’m going to be brutally honest, sometimes. Hell, sometimes I even question my own existence but I guess that’s just the depersonalization aspect of anxiety talking.

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

With 1 being the lowest and 5 being the highest, I’d say I’m at about a 3? I’m not as afraid of the dark as I used to be, but it’s situational. If I’m alone and it’s dark, then I get panicky because my awareness is impaired and I’m admittedly a very visual person so if I can’t see and I suspect there’s something going bump in the night, I’m going to freak out. Even hearing something, even when logically I know exactly what it is, freaks me out because I can’t know for sure unless I’m looking straight at it but if it’s dark, I can’t do that. I prefer to sleep when it’s like fully dark, though. I even used to wear a sleep mask to help with that and because the feeling of something soft over my eyes was comforting??? I don’t know, like I can sleep perfectly fine with the lights on, too, and sometimes if my anxiety is bad that’s what I’d prefer to make things easier on myself but for the most part, I guess it’s situational. I also feel like this is an appropriate place to say I have a duck nightlight in my bathroom, which doesn’t really have anything to do with being afraid of the dark so much as darkness in general but I also have a thing for rubber ducks so having a rubber duck nightlight is very on brand and I love it.

12. Who told you they loved you last?

Probably my boyfriend. He’s the one whose always here anyways. If not him, then from my mother but I don’t particularly want to think about her right now because I’m kind of upset with her so we’re just going to go ahead and say my boyfriend.

Sensory Asks

[sight]

1. favourite colour(s)?

Red is my top fave, and has been since I was three. I think it was when I got a red VW Beetle for my Barbie dolls that I really fell in love with the color. All the accessories that came with it were red plastic and looking at them just filled with me a lot of energy and joy, which I later realized I felt whenever looking at red in general. It also helps that I can now make the joke whenever I’m asked this question that I love red “like the blood of my enemies,” which is always fun.

2. least favourite colour(s)?

I’m really not a fan of yellow, chartreuse, and tan/beige. I can handle yellow in certain instances like with sunflowers or lemons or sunshine related stuff, but I prefer gold over straight up yellow. I don’t dislike yellow nearly as much as tan/beige, though. That one I can also handle in certain instances but for the most part, it reminds me of a time I got sick as a kid so looking at it for too long brings back that nausea. Chartreuse is the end-all, be-all of the colors I’m not big on, though. It just...reminds me of snot. It feels really unappealing to look at for me, too.

[smell]

12. favourite scent?

Clean laundry, hands down. I love nothing more than the smell of fresh laundry, like sometimes I’ll catch myself literally sitting at my laptop sniffing my shirt because I love the smell so much. It’s just so comforting, and I think that’s because it reminds me of this doll I’ve had literally since birth. I called her Baby Doll and she was just a basic baby doll with a plastic head and cloth body that my grandmother got from Avon and I was so damn attached to it as a kid. I brought Baby Doll everywhere with me, even in my backpack on my first day of preschool. I slept with her for way longer than I’d like to admit, too. But she smelled like fabric softener, and when I was a little kid and was having bad anxiety attacks (which I’ve been dealing with since I was three), I would hug her really close and the smell was just really comforting. So now I have to get it from my own laundry because I still own Baby Doll, but I’m a grown-ass adult and she’s very fragile now (and also currently in storage for safe-keeping). So yeah, clean laundry hands-down.

Fashions Asks

1. What season has your favorite looks?

Fall! I’m such a sucker for big cozy sweaters and jeans. Back to school fashion lowkey excites me, too, and besides: I feel like it’s a lot easier to find appropriate outfits for my personal fashion sense that fit cooler weather than the seventh circle of hell 106-degree-heat-index I’m currently living in. I adore oversized sweaters, leggings, skinny jeans, combat boots, creepers, hoodies, layers, all that good stuff but you can’t do that when you feel like you’re dying of heat stroke even standing in front of the fridge butt naked. Not that I do that, but it’s hot enough here that I could if I wanted to. That’s not an issue in fall, though, which is super fucking nice. I just really love being cozy all the time always.

2. Formal or casual?

Casual! As much as I love the look of formal clothes, I am chronically ill. I am anxious. I am depressed. I want to be comfortable all the damn time, and I just can’t be genuinely comfortable in formal clothes. For example, I attended my cousin’s wedding last spring and wore these really cute Mary Jane heels that I love. They fit my aesthetic and make my legs look great, too, if I say so myself. I was able to get through the ceremony with them on but after the fact, they started getting so damn uncomfortable that I went to the car and changed into my ratty five year old combat boots like a total punk because comfort. At least they still looked good with the dress I was wearing, though, so that’s a plus.

12. What fashions do you hate?

Okay, I feel like a lot of people might get on my case about this but I really can’t stand Birkenstocks. They just...look like what your overbearing uncle would wear with socks to the summer barbecue to me. I don’t know, in certain cases they’re at least fitting for a certain look and I commend the people who can pull them off but as for me? I just can’t wrap my head around them. I dislike them even more than Crocs, which I am also not a fan of. But then again, like...I’m also not big on today’s fashion trends in general. There are some things I do like, like oversized t-shirts with leggings especially if they’re a band t-shirt, and those cute Japanese uniform style pleated skirts (I admittedly own one and I love it). The whole ethereal quirky pastel modern grunge e-girl shit, though, just doesn’t vibe much with me. My fashion sense is more on par with Luanna Perez’s alternative looks and the 2007-2012 era of the emo/scene style, as well as some pastel goth, genuine 90′s grunge, and kawaii/lolita inspired stuff. Like I will gladly tease the hell out of my hair, add in extensions and coontails and a little pink bow, and throw on a pink polka dot dress with fishnets and creepers or something. I don’t know, I just feel really disconnected from what’s considered trendy in today’s fashion sense. Maybe it’s because I tried so hard for so many years to fit what was in style despite it not feeling genuine to who I was personally, that now that I’ve finally mustered enough confidence to leave the house wearing what makes me happy even if it is unorthodox and alternative (like black lipstick!!!), I just can’t get on board with what everyone else is doing. Sure, I feel a little weird dressing like it’s ten years ago when everyone else is walking around wearing like those dinky crop tops that say “I have no tits” or have like applique roses on them or whatever and anything else that’s considered modern on-trend but like...in the wise words of Kurt Cobain, “I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I’m not.” I’m tired of trying to fit the status quo and doing what everyone else is doing. If I want coontails and snake bites in 2019, then goddammit I’m gonna go for it (though not gonna lie, the 20NINESCENE craze has me crying because I regret not having “the phase” in middle school that everyone else did so much sometimes that it’s physically painful so to think that there are still people out there rocking the thick side fringe and heavy eyeliner and the RAWR MEANS I LOVE YOU IN DINOSAUR shit makes me feel like maybe I’ve been given a second chance to be true to myself and become a part of a community that means something to me, rather than what I was actually doing in middle school being dragged through the mud trying to redeem myself of some sense of popularity because I was losing my best friend to the alpha female clique mentality and I was so damn unhappy, I legit had a breakdown in her pool about it once so you bet your ass I’m going to say screw it and do everything I wanted to back then now that I actually have the confidence and stopped caring what people thought about me.)

#this got so long i am so fucking sorry xD #answered asks #ask memes #lasaraleen

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mrultra100 · 5 years

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1000th Post Y’all!

Well how ‘bout that? 1000 posts of my random and ridiculous shenanigans! It’s been a wild ride folks, and I couldn’t be more happy for all of your support! (And to this, that I started this blog for fun back last summer) To celebrate, here are my top 10 favorite posts!

10. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/177268053221/diosmiles (by @diosmiles)

This mash-up of “Interior Crocodile, Alligator” and the SSBU version of “Gangplank Galleon” was made when King K. Rool was revealed as one of the game’s newcomers. When it may be short, it does have a nice rhyme to it. Seriously thou, the updated version of the Kremling King’s theme is fitting for his long awaited return in Smash Ultimate.

9. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/178806537791/amtrax-squigglydigg-new-bendy-and-the-ink (by both @squigglydigg and @amtrax)

Another music one. Out of all the fan-made BATIM songs out there, “Welcome Home” might be my all time favorite of the bunch, with the lyrics, voice acting, etc, Hailey, Austin, and the gang really outdid themselves with this one, especially at the last verse of the song.

8.https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/175851041991/cookievampiress-mrultra100-asked-me-to-draw (By @cookievampiress)

Behold ladies and gents (If you remember this one) the very first art request I ever sent! (And also the first V-Twin request at that) Since the first time I since “Fangs a Lot Johnny” (A Johnny Test season 5 episode), the Vampire Twins (Especially Vampire Mary) have climbed onto the ranks of my all time favorite characters. There’s just something I love about evil goth-like versions of certain cartoon characters, and since I love vampires, this ain’t no exception.

Though I don’t like to share personal info or complain, for some reason, Cookie decided to block me shortly after the request was done. I could have upsetted her over something, and I wish in the near future, I can speak with her again to see what happened. Again tho, I’m not big on controversy, but I wanted to point that out. Let’s move on!

7. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/179708341611/mexican64-so-two-major-things-happened (By @mexican64)

This piece was made towards Piranha Plant’s reveal as a fighter in Smash, and our first meeting with Alastor in Hazbin Hotel. If there’s something that the 2 have is common, that would be those sharp smiles they have. More points for adding the visual elements of the Radio Demon onto the carnivorous flora, Especially the ears!

6. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/178498693031/bogleech-i-didnt-even-give-gooseworx-any (Made for @bogleech by Gooseworx)

As you may know, “Awful Hospital” happens to be my favorite web-comic, and that’s coming from a guy, who’s not big on stuff like “Homestuck” and all that. Nonetheless, AH could always used it’s own theme that captures the twisted and bizarre feel of the series, and what other that the extremely talented Gooseworx? (Goose also does music for the aforementioned Hazbin Hotel btw) As Bog stated, this this also count as Dr. Phage’s personal theme, very fitting for him as he is my favorite AH character.

5. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/182018074106/seriously-tho-its-been-lil-more-than-2-years-at (By yours truely!)

Outdated meme aside,not to be rude, Did anyone noticed the similarities at all? Guzzlord basically what happen if you feed Vaka-Waka some experimental steroids and throw him in a another dimension. And to make this more loco-crazy, the Mixel came a little more than a year before the Pokemon (Mixels Series 6 was released on October 1, 2015, and Pokemon Sun and Moon was released on Novenber 18, 2016), weird, right?

4. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/180606173256/retrograde64-art-request-for-mrultra100-heres (By @retrograde64)

At the time of this one, I was getting a lil’ tired of sending V-Twin art requests, since there’s now so many of ‘em, so I figured, why not “stretch” (I ain’t sorry for that pun) the boundaries of what I sent as art requests, and try new ideas? If you’re wondering, my favorite of the Flexers (and the Mixels in general) is Tentro.

3. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/182991618561/here-is-it-the-favorite-character-bingo-that-no (By me again, of course, and this was created by @ trash--senpai )

This was created by a good friend of mine (@trash--senpai) and might count as the weirdest request I ever sent. When I asked her to create this one, she was a bit confused by it, considering that she’s a artist, this was strange to her, nonethless, she not only got mine done, she also made one for herself. (I told her that she can make one for herself when she worked on mine)

2. https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/182810505846/kirby-after-the-events-of-world-of-light-this (Done by me, based on @terminalmontage)

This is the only drawing of mine on this list, cuz let’s face it, my art skills suck donkey dongs! (More on that later tho) This one was made for Valentine’s Day, and as well all know, celebrating Valentines is killing world-destroying gods together with your loved ones. Sigh... Kirby makes that part too easy!

https://mrultra100.tumblr.com/post/175498459271/draculabrides-fangs-a-lot-johnny-you-can (By @draculabrides)

To finish this list, let’s go back to where it all began. One summer night on July 3, 2018, a certain fella in his mid-teens (I.E, me!) want to create a fandom based blog on a website notorious for feminazis whining about Steven Universe and “political correctness”, Eugh. Anyways, the first post (Or reblog if you will) was a collection of gifs featuring a certain sparkly undead duo who went on to becoming the mascots of said blog.

Welp, guess that all of them, and that’s only 10 posts out of 1000 posts and reblog that I made in almost the last year. To all of my friends and the followers who were crazy enough to follow a fella who’s obsessed with cartoon vampire girls like me ( @good-guy-is-alive , @naty-js , @odreiwa , @captain-animatordreamer ,etc) thanks for everything! Also, I plan to start digital art sometime in the near future, and I might leave this blog to start anew after some practice (and with a whole new name AND look to boot) Don’t get me wrong, I’m not leaving here, I might keep this blog as a memory. I’m Mr. Ultra, the Fandom Jacka** of the Digital Blue Hills of Hell, and I hope you have a nice day. See you later, and “Stay Ultra Folks!”

#@mrultra100 #Ultra Ramblings #1000th post special #future plans #stay tuned

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happymediium · 6 years

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Shit I’ve Said Sentence Starters: The Shequel /m/

Pretty much exactly what it says on the tin. A sentence meme made up solely of quotes that have been said by legend, icon, starlet on the rise, Sarah, also known as me. I’m back, back, back, back, BACK AGAIN with this shit, because I kept finding more funny shit I’d said in the past and decided to write them down again. When answering any memes from this, if you include the name of the meme in your answer, be sure to include the little dabbing emoticon. Because I will check. The dabbing emoticon is very important to this meme. Change pronouns/tense/phrasing/etc as needed! Be warned for strong language and general idiocy.

“I think I just heard a mother say ‘if you’re not sorry you’re a dick’ to her four-year-old.”

“This friendship will only end in bloodshed atop a mountain with one sword between us.”

“Weird how a lifetime of owning cats prepared me for my first tattoo.”

“I don’t want to be horny when I see Dumbo in the cinema.”

“My dog has paws, not hands...bitch.”

“I SEE YOU WITH THAT CHEAP BLUE EYESHADOW.”

“I was...walking like a T-Rex, please don’t laugh.”

“I was assassinated by the FBI for spreading this forbidden sexy knowledge.”

“My Uber driver saw me smile sadly because The 1975 came on the radio and he turned it up.”

“I’ll be there with a pillow to hold over your face in half an hour. Shh, it’ll all be over soon.”

“Leave me alone, I’m whimsical.”

“Kate Bush awakens something primal in me.”

“You dazzling vajazzled cunt.”

“I can’t stop accusing people of being the Zodiac Killer just because I don’t like them.”

“I’m listening to my White People playlist and Margaritaville just came on so, uh, yeah, I guess you can say it’s getting pretty crazy tonight.”

“Today I said hi to a bug on my windowsill and she turned to look at me so we're best friends now, okay?”

“Is that a dog or a raccoon?”

“Every time I put on a wash of my clothes it's just a painful reminder of how many plaid shirts I own.”

“I love Christmas because it’s that time of the year when I’m uncomfortably reminded that I’d fuck Krampus.”

“WHEN WILL MOTHMAN FUCK ME?”

“I told my dog he was adopted.”

“Fuck Bill Gates, you can’t tell me what to do, Bill Gates!”

“I am literally dressed like a 14 year old metalhead, called Chad, who is on holiday with his family to Disneyland.”

“Lasagna is…happening right now.”

“Hm, yes. Well, they were definitely in the stars...and they were definitely at war.”

“DON’T PLAY GAMES WITH MY HEART, PAPA.”

“Now if you excuse me, I must make a post on my blog discussing whether or not multiple iconic fishmen in movies would be good boyfriends.”

“Why have I taken on Jeff Goldblum’s, uhhhhhhhh, speech patterns?”

“I love hanging my clothes up on a wire hanger because it feels like I'm pissing off the ghost of Joan Crawford.”

“Alright there, Big Balls McGinty, settle down there, love.”

“You are not allowed to like my whimsical fuckery.”

“Ew, gross, I almost showed an entire emotion.”

“Do you accept constructive criticism on, uh, everything you’ve ever said to me in your life?”

“I am a monster fucker of some renown, yes.”

“I feel like a fucking child of divorce.”

“I feel like I’m the baby T-Rex in Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World and you guys are the mummy T-Rex and the daddy T-Rex.”

“BAA BAA BLACK PHILLIP, HAST THOU ANY DICK?”

“That sounded memer than I intended--meaner. It sounded...meaner.”

“LOOK AT THE SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY I MADE FOR YOU, BRENDA.”

“What do you call that thing...it’s like a kaleidoscope but not on drugs? Telescope?”

“Slugs and snails are my friends but I’d still never touch them.”

“I just did a double take at a wrestling flyer thinking it was a flyer for some kind of gay event.”

“Your hubris has fucked us all.”

“To be fair, mate, not every man has a monster dingle-dangling betwixt his thighs.”

“You said we’re friends and friendship with me means storming the church of Scientology headquarters and demanding they release John Travolta otherwise you’re a fake friend.”

“I believe in Cryptids ‘cause they believe in me.”

“All morality and etiquette goes out the window when I see a free seat on a half 9 train.”

“Hold me whilst I sadly eat toast and sob while watching Jurassic Park.”

“It gives me wormth. Warmth for worms.”

“I knew one day my love of Elvira Mistress of the Dark would betray me.”

“HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME YOU LITTLE FUCKING HOBGOBLIN.”

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stanstraykidsstantalent · 6 years

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Stray Kids as high schoolers

Woojin

Senior - Legit the only dude who takes Childhood Development, one of like the five guys in choir, student council, always putting up some kind of poster for something, calls all the teachers he hates by their first names behind their backs but kisses ass to them in class, gets pranked by underclassmen all the time but honestly doesn’t give a shit so he just shrugs it off, got roofied at homecoming junior year and Chan still won’t let him live it down, has his own car so he drives to and from school, somewhere along the way he becomes everyones chauffer, always up to date on school drama even if he’s not involved in it, doesn’t give pencils back after he borrows them, accidentally steals dry erase markers because he forgets he’s holding onto them, panics and shoves them into minho’s backpack when he’s not looking

Chan

Senior - does like three different sports, everyone knows him, even the freshmen, the one senior who actually doesn’t hate a particular class, biggest case of senioritis EVER, smart as fuck but doesn’t take any honors or AP classes because he’s stressed out 24/7 as is, that one dude always wearing his letterman jacket, always gets school lunch yet is somehow fit af, goes to parties but is always roped into being the designated driver, mama bird has pain pills and band-aids and Neosporin in his bag, people go to him before they go to the school nurse (because school nurses don’t know shit), brought a bag of candy to school one day and nearly lost his life fending it off from the swim team, will literally sprint after a kid with the intent to kill if he sees them naruto running in the halls

Minho

Junior - hates sophomores with a passion, randomly starts dancing in the middle of lunch to get people to give him food, twerked for some skittles once, literally always doing something for the school, whether it be helping with concessions or selling raffle tickets or fundraising, definition of been there done that got a t-shirt, “hey do you have a charger on you?”, every time he sees someone wearing neon he goes up to them and hands them a psych ward business card, goes to all the pep rallies but ends up sitting with the teachers and talking shit with them about the other team, best buds with all the deans assistants so he never gets stopped in the hallways, spends social studies class secretly looking at memes, sucks at making presentations

Changbin

Junior - passed out during dissections in freshman year bio and it’s forever his legacy, ripped jeans and band tee shirts every single day, sleeps in class and still manages to pass, tries too hard in gym, always has food on him, in contrast hE NEVER HAS A PENCIL, pretends to be illiterate so he doesn’t have to read in class, somehow still had to play juliet during the class reading of Romeo and Juliet, “Romeo, Romeo, where the fuck art thou Romeo” (Minho was Romeo), could probably deck a dean and still not get in trouble, all the freshies follow him around like chicks even though he’s the WORST ROLEMODEL EVER, one time woojin asked him for a second opinion on what he should do for a schoolday plan for childhood development, after that woojin didn’t talk to him for a week

Hyunjin

Sophomore - smuggles his dog into school once a semester, somehow never gets caught?????, snapchat king, always manages to document whatever crazy shit is happening in the hallways, has a youtube page for it, everyone follows it even the principal, everyone has a crush on him, everyone, is in like four AP classes and is always making jokes like “lol I wanna die” but actually enjoys the workload because he’s fuckin crazy, somehow has a really small backpack even though he has like a shit ton of stuff he needs to carry around, takes a full hour study instead of a lunch so he’s always swindling snacks off Changbin and sneaking food in the middle of class, has an infinite supply of granola bars in his gym locker

Jisung

Sophomore - a girl in his first hour once gave him a flower crown and he wore it the whole day, has a shit ton of aesthetic pics in his locker, like you open it up and there’s goals level pics with everyone, he doodles on the whiteboard, accidentally broke a basketball hoop during gym, manages to blow something up during all his chem labs, once ripped his pants in the middle of class and just fell to the floor and laughed his ass off, until the teacher told him he had to get clothes from his gym locker, literally sprinted down to gym in hopes that no one would see him, but then a deans assistant caught him and dragged him over to the office, the dean looked like he was gonna have an aneurysm

Felix

Sophomore - taught the principal how to dab and now he NEVER STOPS, if something doesn’t go well he just kinda shrugs, whips, then shimmies it the hell outta there before he can get in trouble, has broken more desks than you can count, no longer allowed near the art wing, naruto runs down the hall just to piss of chan, moved schools at the beginning of freshman year and the whole grade was SHOOK, recreates all the memes he can, tried to shove himself into a locker one time and got stuck, took a headfirst dive into a trash can once, and that’s how he made all his senior friends cause they were all like “same”, came back from spring break with dyed hair and earrings and this one girl legit started sobbing when she saw him

Seungmin

Sophomore - everyone thinks he’s an upperclassmen so he just acts like one, yells across the hallway if he sees someone he knows, is literally saying hi to someone every other second, popular kid but a nice popular kid, wore a one direction shirt for a prank once and now it’s a school wide meme, gets really into class games, another one of the choir kids, takes honors math classes and everyone thinks he’s insane for it, read somewhere you can blow up pottery in a kilm if you form it right, so he decided to sign up for a 3D media class just because for that, somehow ends up liking it and becoming one of the best students, he’s a literally always refilling his water bottle, never remembers his locker combo so he just pries the door open when he needs something

Jeongin

Freshman - had a huge glow up over winter break, no one recognized him when he came back, took one for the team and passed out during the pacer test so now the school doesn’t use it anymore, shy goofball, teacher makes him change seats? No problem, ten seconds in and they’re his best friends, takes the bus and hates every second of it so he hitches a ride with woojin when he can, the choir teacher hunted him down and bargained with him to make him join, roasts teachers behind their backs, has fallen down the stairs at least twice in one week, refers to the hallways as if they’re roads, has secret names for all the sections of the school, like the math wing is the “witches hut” and the foreign language section is “diddly darn squat”

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britishchick09 · 3 years

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danger force double livewatch!

today we’re doing a special livewatch... a double feature! i’ve been looking everywhere for ‘test friends’ and ‘lil dynomite’, which were taken down by dailymotion for a while. now that i’ve finally found them, it’s time to see what i’ve been missing!

first up is ‘test friends’!

oh no why is ray angry

WHY CAN’T BOSE FEEL HIS ARMS

is this an intricate training thing?

bose: ‘orphan sock!!!’ OMG NOOO!!

OMG the socks exploded!!!!!

wowza what awesome laundry! :D

hey this is the clip i watched on the henry danger force youtube!!! :D

YAS!!! :D

chapa: “harmony check!” all: “in tuuuune!!!!!” :D

what cute poses! :D

oh no they have 7 POSES???

miles thought captain man would ‘just be there’ lol :D

think is the forbidden ‘t’ word *LOUD GASP!*

captain man: “ts” the kids: ??? captain man: “the same” the kids are me when my friends say internet slang

miles said ‘chicken tendies’ ^_^

schwoz: “great group of kids!” captain man: “too bad i can’t trust them...” schwoz: *le GASP*

oh no captain man’s gonna prove that the kids are untrustworthy DID YOU SEE RAYA AND THE LAST DRAGON

speaking of that awesome movie captain man’s acting a lot like raya...

captain man’s spying on them! :o

even swellview academy has surprise tests!

ray’s putting the answers on his podium... ;)

he’s talking like a fancy guy and chapa’s like ‘why are you talking like a book” lol :D

NO MIKA!!!!

mika: “no!!!” ray: “yesssss.....” ray WHY YOU SO SNEAKY

bose: “this answer key is tearing us apart!” you’re tearing me apart, answer key!

aaand he literally tears it apart! nice bose! :D

schwoz wants ray to let go but all ray does is want to make the tests harder... WHY ART THOU A MAN OF SILLY PROPORTIONS RAY MANCHESTER???

wait did silly man just say ‘man ladder’

the intro is at 7:30! how long that is! :o

i love how ray tells them to shut up lol :D

a cute bird house! :D

ray said ‘talketh’ coolio :D

oh no... TRUST FALL!!!!!!

bose saved him with levitation and the other kids grabbed pillows! how sweet :)

mika: “obvi” how ts of you mika!

ray wants to test them... WHEN THEY”RE ALONE >:)

bose is being prank called by ray aka ‘bose of the future’ AND OF COURSE HE’S GONNA FALL FOR IT HE’S BOSE!!!!

oh bose just said ‘wrong number’! how very mature of him!

YAAAAS RAYAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :D

ray’s prank for miles was luring him to ice cream while mika gets a speech review? ok...

CHAPA HAS TO USE AOL BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T HAVE A PHONE OMG

no miles found the ice cream.... AND HE’S TEMPTED!!

ray: ‘in the future, ray turns evil!” monsty reference? :o

ray: “destroy ray... no matter how good looking he is!” lol :D

miles went for carrots! :o

aww bose ‘loves ray too much’ :)

ray: “e before i except in july! amen!” ha ha :D

MIKA SCREAMED INTO THE ESSAY LOL!!!

the swellview version of instagram is swellgram :D

schwoz says ‘way’ like ‘vay’ and i love it :D

awww!!!! :D

oh bose believed ray!

schwoz spilled the beans! :o

OH NO THE LAUNDRY LEVEL IS AT 1000!!!

the baby goat bleating is so cute! ^_^

the vid went to an ad just as schwoz said ‘manche-’ and i thought he was about to say ‘manchild’ lol :D

mika: “i passed!” miles: “we all passed!” goat: “MEHHHH!!!!!!!!!” :D

oh no are the kids gonna do something bad :o

OMG miles just called ray ‘rayman esther manchester’ OHHH!!!!!!! :o

ray wanted them to eat a scorpion WHY RAY

miles teleported to ray and instantly went back lol :D

goat: “buhh jerry!” OMG IT TALKED!!!

ice cream party! :D

schwoz: “it’s a real milestone” eyyy ;D

schwoz says it all the time lol :D

ray’s been gone FOR A WEEK????

they all think it’s a prank but what if it’s real?

IT’S BEEN ANOTHER WEEK WHY

bose: ‘he’s taken this fake desert test really far” i don’t think it’s fake bose...

OMG RAY NO

why does he look like al from quantum leap but crazy af

THE KIDS TURNED HIM OFF

and they got to do the supes illustrated shoot all on their own!

WAIT DID CHAPA SAY THEY WERE IN PHOENIX???? :o

ray BUSTED!!!!

oh no is chapa sending the prank pic she deleted

dan schneider who lol :D

last but not least is ‘lil dynomite’!

omg there’s smoke everywhere!

and a treasurechest monster? :o

awww mika’s locker is her only personal space :/

she wants ray to put the monster in miles locker lol :D

the monster wants to eat swans ew :/

bose said the ‘mangenda’

ooh they said the title of the ep!

awww lil dynomite is cute!

he says ‘hello sir!’ :D

he’s ‘4 feet 10 inches of-’ neverending joy and smiles?

a country duo is signing a song called ‘almond milk’

66 DOLLARS A TICKET WTF

‘life size board game night? gayle from bob’s burgers wants your number ray...

ray during game night: “did i ever tell you the last time i saw my father?” ...ok :/

country lady: “there’s some flashbacks at table 5″ lol :D

they’re called court and courtney! :D

chapa: “almond milk feeds my soul!” YAS!

mika: “who would miss almond milk?” lady: “it’s funny you’re missing almond milk right now!” OHHHHH

OMG THE OTHER LADY SAID ‘BEAUTIFUL WIFE’!!!! :D

lady: “we have another song for you. it’s called..” her and other lady: ‘SHUT YOUR MOUTH’!!” lol :D

ray: “anybody hungy?” lol :D

ray: “you love my manflaps!” THAT PANCAKE NAME SOUNDS DISGUSTING OUT OF CONTEXT

OMG LIL DYNOMITE IS THE 5TH MEMBER

AND THEY KEEP SAYING ‘MANFLAPS’!!!!

he looks like a smol henry... :o

chapa said ‘booty hurt’ lol :D

why is the chest monster still there?

OMG CAPTAIN MAN ASKED THAT MUST AS I TYPED IT! :o

lil d stole bose’s mangenda job! :o

CAPTAIN MAN CALLED BRAINSTORM ‘BRAINBENDER’ NOOO :o

lil d reminds me of speedy alka seltzer with his ‘gee whiz!’ attitude

NO LIL D HAS MIKA’S LOCKER!!!!

miles *screaming*: “YOU MONSTER!!!!!!” you tell him miles!

the news people are back!

captain man and lil d played a non-copyrighted cover of ‘blinding light’ lol :D

lil d is making hair gel WITH CONDORS NO >:(

bose: “oh where is my brain?” it’s in a storm EYYY :D

lil d emphasizes ‘captain MAN’ and it’s so weird

the chest monster is singing lol :D

OMG HOMER SIMPSON BROKE THE NUCLEAR REACTOR

mika: ‘how did you get hired here?” nuclear lady: “i slammed the interview!!!”

it’s MELTY NOOO!!!!!

lil d: “wish me luck mans and sirs!” gee whiz what a quote!

HOLY FRICK WAS HE MELTED????

geez that’s rough!!! :o

chapa: “poor little guy... he just wanted to help” aww they care about him :(

captain man: “that better be awol!” awol: “i’m sorry what” captain man: “NOOOOO!!!!!!” AND HE BROKE THE LAST CONDOR EGG EVER NOOOOO!!!!!

chest monster: “never would’ve happened if you brought the chest monster along!” chapa: “SHUT UP CHEST MONSTER!’ yeah!

RAY WAS GONNA ADOPT LIL D :o

chapa’s trying to hit ray but she keeps hitting lil d HE GONNA DIE

why did the chest monster say “get wrecked” :(

ooh schwoz hologram

awww schwoz built the healing suit to give him powers!

OH CRAP LIL D DED!!!

captain man was gonna feed lil d to the chest monster :o

OH CRAP U DED C MAN!!!!!

HOLY FRICK

awww the kids are defending captain man!

AND LIL D JUST CALLED HIM A MANCHILD! :o

wait captain man has daddy issues

THEY’RE ALL SCREAMING

NO LIL D NO!!!!

GO DANGER FORCE!!! :D

ray right after lil d and awol teleport away: “...we still doing movie night?” lol :D

those were the new(ish) danger force eps! i-

*record scratch*

wait...

THERE’S MORE!!! you thought this was just a double livewatch? i’ve sneakily turned it into a TRIPLE livewatch! this has been a lot of fun so we’re watching the other ep i missed out on!

the final ep of this forcetastic livewatch is ...‘monsty’!

double bubble toil trouble... :)

mika walks in screaming “WHERE’S MY MEAT???” just go to wendy’s!

mika is wearing captain man’s clothes because she did a bad thing! :o

ooh thunder!

spongebob who?

chapa: “you go to your dentist once a month?” lol :D

bose: “33 months? that’s like a hundred years!” miles *softly*: “buddy...”

mika: *breaks a glass* MIKA’S BROKEN A GLASS MIKA’S BROKEN A GLASS! (paul would be proud!)

is this what she’s freaked out about?

lol :D

bose: “WE LUV YOU DANNY CHEEEESST!!!!” double lol :D

there’s a ‘struggle for candy equality’

bose: “what’s a jury duty?” captain man: “when you turn 18- like i did a couple years ago” more like a billion couple years ago! :D

did mika go to jury duty to make up for the glass?

ray thinks left handed people cheat on taxes why

HE MEMED THE MEME!!!!!

and he thinks all people have 2 first names lol

WOAH mika was gonna CLONE ray???? :o

a tongue is god’s napkin

THUNDER STRIKE!!!

omg TINY RAY!!!!!

chapa: “is there a tiny ray shooting a blaster?” ray: “there’s an old ray doing that but that’s another story for another week” great fourth wall reference! ...and possible ‘gnight everybody?’

oh no she cloned ray THE SCARY WAY???

mika: “this is where the story starts to get weird” chapa: “starts to?” lol :D

OMG IT RAYENSTEIN!!!! :O

so that’s monsty!

monsty peed everywhere ew :(

twins! :D

also that’s monsty’s pee bucket double ew :(

chest monster was teleported away! rip chestie

bose keeps calling ray ‘sir’ is that like lil d?

i wonder if that’s a real phone number...

danny chest: “now we have... 100 dollars in pledges” ...oh :/

chapa called him ‘danny boi’ lol :D

DANNY’S THREATENING TO LAUNCH THE GANG AWAY

captain man: “surprise villain! classic!”

they were locked up and captain man said it was a classic!

jennifer lawrence donated 10 thousand! :D

launching off of mountains only ‘hurts for a second’ according to ray

WHO JUST GOT A PEE BUCKET HEAD :o

mika: “captain man wants us to say cool stuff before we use our powers!” how very sailor moon of you ray!

mika called bose ‘honey’ lol :D

CHAPA WANTS HIM TO LIFT THE ANVIL

miles wants monsty to help!!! :D

why is there dramatic music playing in the monsty teleport flashback

awww :D

awwww!!!!!! :D

HE’S IN THE DUNGEON WITH CHEST MONSTER

YAS CHEST MONSTER!!!

bose dropped the anvil on captain man WHY

chapa to mika: “SCREAM GIRL!!!!” YAS! :D

omg DUST :o

mika: “monsty’s coming through that door right now!” monsty: *doesn’t come through that door* awk-ward....

HE BROKE THROUGH THE DOOR YAS!!!! :D

danny hit monsty NOOOO :o

mika: “can you zap monsty?” chapa: “i can, but that’s mean” mika: “i know, but-” chapa: “i’ll still do it tho” lol

YAS MONSTY HIT DANNY WITH THE ANVIL!!!! :D

oh no is monsty gonna accidentally launch them

captain man go YEET!

monsty: “rut roh!” *wah wah wah wahhhh...*

how fancy!

captain: “time to distribute the employee of the month award to someone who has had great courage and sacrifice... mika can you get out of the way please” lol :D

aww monsty is the employee of the month!

AND MIKA IS PROUD!!!! :D

and schwoz did jury duty :) *wah wah wah wahhhh!!!!*

that was a great trio of eps! it was fun getting back to danger force and i can’t wait to see what will happen in the next eps! :D

#livewatch #danger force livewatches are always so fun! :D #especially now that i've finally found the missing eps!

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snack-consumer · 3 years

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Family dinner

today my mom got pissed at me at dinner because this girl i know from church in high school got married RIGHT after high school after dating this dude from an online dating app for only 2 months and I suspected it was for sex bc Mormons cant have sex before marriage. Also this friend had always been really boy crazy and holier than thou (like saying stuff like ”guys we have to be reverent!” while me and another buddy would look at memes during church) but other than that she was a good friend. Like we had some good times. But she was also kinda sexist too like “youre not going to college, youre a girl!” (like what the hell) (mormonism doesnt teach these ideas necessarily but a lot of mormons have them sadly)

But ANYWAY apparently she gets married and the next day is bragging about how they took a shower together to this girl she shunned and was kinda mean to (like THAT’S how u try to reinstate ur friendship?? bragging about getting laid??? lmfao) and my mom told me this and i was like “WHAT THE HELL!!?!?!” I like freaked out and then i started laughing and i was like “SHE MADE BAD LIFE DECISIONS FOR SOME SHOWER WEENIE!!! HAHAHAHAHAH” and my mom got SOOOOO pissed but i could tell she secretly thought it was funny too and it was awesome but also still like WHAT THE FUCK.

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littleplinth · 4 years

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My phone died, lucky me

Fifteen days ago, my phone died; I plugged it into the wall charger, and all that could be seen was a faint red colour on the battery indicator, never turning to that joyous, hopeful green. My phone, like Lennon’s guitar - less brilliant and more Gorilla Glass

was gently weeping

as it sat seeping

electricity that was supposed to keep it alive

and bleeping

(If you didn’t know about my mad Biggie flow, now you know).

My Pixel was not the only thing that was crying. I was too. I couldn’t bare the thought of it. No phone, no connection, no fun, no news, no outrage at social injustice, no Trump tweets, no Tweets, no sleep tracking, no walk tracking, no fingerprint scanning, no monitoring of my suspected melanomas, no pushup counter (it isn’t that hard to count up to 6); no news, no endless memes, no Whatsapp, no headspace, no Maps, no Amazon, no voice notes, no pictures, no food sharing, no sharing, no podcasts, no using those apps I downloaded in 2009 and mean to use, no update of pictures from four years ago, no AI curated music to help me focus, nothing to take into the bathroom, no joy, no life. No nothing. End it all! Oh Lord why hath thou forsaken me, thusly!

And then something remarkable happened; I created more time. More time to work, to focus, to read, to sleep, to be creative. I found less time to poop, to be distracted, to idle on the phone. I looked out the window and got bored, and idled in real life.

2020 has had a lot of crazy in store, but the craziest thing that happened to me, is I got bored and did nothing with it.

Staring at a glass sandwich is a fucking weird thing to do: We have all been in the situation, and been guilty, with a friend, loved one or collegue, distracted by the phone. Not listening and not really engaging with anyone, superficials to escape the thing you really want to do, or should do. Just for a second. Just a couple of minutes. Your phone tells you that you aren’t just using it for minutes or seconds. And yet, I used to think it was some aberration. LOL - 5 hours average screen on time a day, not including calls. Google must be crazy. Google is crazy. No way, Jose. Not me. I can’t spend 5-hours on my phone, I’m only awake for about double that. Google must have got the tracking wrong. After all, what does Google know about tracking data?

The phone felt like my friend. It felt good in my hand. (Just like a friend. I’m looking at you, Dave). It delivered fun, but increasingly, it felt brazenly exactly like what it is; a terminal to sell you shit; build your profile and chuck marketing at you. It does this with links and clicks and tracking what you type and it listens to you, and it doesn’t care what you are doing. Why is it sending me links to buy sexy handcuffs? You weren’t alone in the bedroom with your freaky chat. It was there too, and it was listening like some pervert getting off on the idea you’re just another quid to be made. It’s pretty grotesque, and that thing with the handcuffs never happened. (It was way freakier, and Rach makes quite the elfen pixie.)

So here’s the deal; I am going cold Turkey... kinda. I choose less anxiety, depression, more sleep and better levels of happiness. I plan to use a non-smartphone for a year, and review. I use Whatsapp a lot, and I will come back to you people, but it will be less frequent. Defined time, so I know I will only be using it when I intend to. Perhaps every couple of days, perhaps longer. I am available, on my brand new dumbphone, (pictured!).

Call me. Send me an email or SMS and bare with me as I T9 it.

I would really love to catch up with you; yes, you! Let’s make some time and do it like we did in the good ol’ days, and have a chat. And big shout out to those that were worried, and reached out; Mehdi, George, Gurms and Fido. Love you guys! (They are now the favourites, you had your chance).

Hope this inspires, and I fully anticipate failing at this and being back online 29 hours a day within a week, in which case this has been the most pointless read in history. Perfect fodder for your daily smartphone reading list, then. Hey, it only took five minutes to read and what could you have possibly done with five minutes, anyway?

See you on the flip, with love

Haroon x

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Tokyo Ghoul:re Chapter 144 Review

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Note: Another long post. Blame this series!

The end isn’t truly the end after all. The thought of part 3 isn’t out of possibility; however, the story of :re continues to set up an explosive end that will change the landmark forever. No doubt we have a volume worth left to tell the story of Kaneki and his inner struggle to change. It’s a change that he has no choice but to make it so, but at what cost will it toll. The chapter is not the end for a gratifying delivery and the intensity to leave the fans shocked.

I know plenty of fans got incredibly irate from the last chapter and while I do understand, there’s one thing that they shouldn’t do: jump to conclusion. This chapter has done a 180 in terms of exploiting the character and creates the strong foundation of its overall arc. Therefore, the initial rant and possibly insult to the writer is all for naught and shouldn’t happen in the first place. That said it’s not late to hop back in because it’s so intense.

The humor of Ishida continues to appeal me in more ways than laughing. I don’t know why but there’s a meme circulating around about Tournament Arc; so Ishida decided to use that notion and mock it with Suzuya versus Kaneki. What’s astonishing is how cliche it felt in its environment, including the love interest (Touka) praying for the man to win. It’s abundantly clear that Ishida is mocking it yet it is entertaining.

The best part is what it seems to be a mockery of fan base with the reactions to Kaneki defeated. Every line reflects nearly exact word-by-word. Not since Evangelion (to my knowledge) has use the actual line to mock its fans. The fact Ishida understands it meaning he’s fully aware of his writing and characters, which actually feels reassuring. The question is what’s the point of this? The main objective is to segue to an excellent and dreary monologue.

The large portion of the chapter is based around Kaneki’s journey and how slowly succumbs to the thought of one thing: break the code. The reflection of Kaneki’s life grows unsettling when it begins with what if moments. The first in which is to kill Suzuya when we see them interact for the first time in :re. He thought of many possibilities that he declined in the past or ones that he should have done. Have Suzuya died there even though it’s ludicrous to do so, the fight wouldn’t happen at all.

What makes it brilliant is having all different faces of Kaneki in the floor room; showcasing all of them as separate yet same person. You got 240, One Eye King, Black Reaper, Sasaki, and even Shironeki. The memory recaps the life defining moments, including if he just stood by and not go to Anteiku. It’s actually sad to see how his life could have differ if he chose differently. His life is nothing but tough choices and he feel that he always pick the wrong one.

Black Reaper is ruthless but truthful about life because the real moral that Kaneki can’t seem to accept is one simple thing: it’s done. Kaneki is stuck on the mind of multiple paths and regrets to choose from. He also reflects that Kaneki shouldn’t place blame on someone else for his fault, which actually is on Shirazu’s death. Interesting to point that out since Urie is part of the fault as well, but he felt that he still responsible for his loss.

It becomes very distressing because multiple Kaneki can’t seem to have an agreement about life itself. Was it worth to take the path? Should you regret it? Should you hate yourself for choosing the wrong path? It has been Kaneki’s character for a long time. It has gotten to the point that each mindset opposes everyone else. It leaves a feeling of identity crisis that he suffered for a long time. However, there’s one part that they all agreed on that places them together as one person.

His love for Touka.

While it’s amusing for him to wish to go back and make sure the baby is given a nice name, it is sincere that Touka is the one person that they can see themselves moving forward. It slowly shifts to dark and somewhat nerve-wracking atmosphere because the wall for Kaneki is about to break. That wall reads “thou shall not kill.” It illustrated that every breaking point of his life has changes his view and many of which has not ended him. The one aspect that never changes is to move forward…like a centipede.

The moment he takes a bite out of Hajime and kill him, Kaneki’s hand is completely tainted with blood; from a ghoul and now, human. His code to never kill a human or eat one is completely vanished; there is no point of return. I was highly satisfied for Hajime to die in that brutal way. It’s the karma he deserved for killing those kids, so now he can rot in hell. The way he died has an ironic vision since he killed Fuka like that; everything came biting back hard. Yes, all puns intended!

The spree of killing Oggai is crazy. It’s all done for the sake of meeting Touka as he constantly repeats her name in his mind. She is the only driving force that he has left in the future when it’s all thing considered. It’s no wonder the past chapters with his love life has been highlighted significantly. She is the only one he got that means everything; in a way, you can say he has gone lust for the idea of keeping “hope” and to do that, he destroys his belief.

It is possible that Touka could be saved for the next chapter because she didn’t appear here. I can’t help but think there’s a possibility that we didn’t see her because Ishida could use this opportunity to test us audience on wondering if Kaneki will see her alive or dead. Again, it could be just this odd feeling of mine, but if we don’t see her in the next, I will gradually grow uncomfortable.

What shocked me a lot, although others do as well, is the revelation of Dragon. It’s confirmed that Dragon is in fact Kaneki. It’s not about who is it, rather how it came to be and it was always in front of us with all those subtle hints. Furuta is one clever bastard from the moment him and Kaneki confronted each other back in chapter 101; now that chapter has become the most prominent moment of their war. It wasn’t all talk for him to showcase how lunatic he is; it’s essential to the whole plot.

Every word he said was truly met. Keep in mind he has to go through tons of crap to make it possible; from becoming a Bureau Chief to activating Dragon. Rize did make children, but through experiments, much like Kaneki; they’re called Oggai. They would eventually play with Kaneki and that they did. Kaneki should be the one to take all the blame and disappear for the sake of Tokyo; Dragon can make it so. Uniting human and ghouls can be possible if he’s against everyone. On top of that, Furuta purposely have Oggai to surround Kaneki for easy nourishment in order for his RC cells to go insane. It’s highly evident when he purposely gave them the order to capture, which left them confused and dumbstruck by Kaneki slaughterhouse.

Oh. My. God!

The worst part is that he was going to win one way or another. If Kaneki just die there, he wins. If Kaneki consumes enough to become Dragon, he wins. The difference is what type of win he wants and it’s no doubt the latter. It’s like winning in a game; would you prefer to win by forfeit or win by skills. It’s not like it was guaranteed since he was still careful and hopefully for him, it goes all accordingly; it did. Once Kaneki shows up alone, he knew he would win. It’s a total victory once Kaneki became the Dragon he has been “raising.” I don’t even know if he dies here, but whatever it takes to feed him.

In short: the good news is Kaneki is back. The bad news is Kaneki is back.

The visual is very solid and the monologue discussion scene is very compelling. The different look of Kaneki stands out from each other but still the same person in the end. The atmosphere gets chilly when a scribbling look of Kaneki is saddened to not able to see Touka. It’s the embodiment of all Kaneki, like purity. The display of all old panels of their breaking points is greatly used to capture his character to hit it once more, only now he doesn’t care who he kills anymore.

While it’s satisfying to see him slaughtering everyone, it’s illustrated in a disturbing way with them being kids. I get that is the point from Furuta because Kaneki is tainted as a mad man; that’s just messed up. There was an old theory post that reflected on Kaneki’s design back when against Arima that his Kagune was slowly becoming Dragon-like; what a great call! The subtle hints continue to surprise me.

It’s a huge turnaround from the last chapter and although I love the last chapter a lot, this one really adds a lot more now. It’s time like this you shouldn’t jump to conclusion until it’s truly over. Regardless, this is a hell of a gripping chapter that got me floored with its portrayal of Kaneki and Furuta’s master plan coming to life. It’s not the end of :re, but it certainly feels like the end of the line.

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