#the ship is fucking evil

[pinkandpurple360]

(Warning — Triggering, Abuse, Manipulation, SA)

A darker stolitz story

“I’m scared, dad…”

Horrifying thought that Stolas calling Blitz itty bitty imp and tiny imp and little impish plaything over and over and over again no matter how many times he’s told to stop, could trigger Blitz into remembering how he first met this man, as a terrified scared child who doesn’t want to do this, who could be killed if it goes wrong, but has to do this because nobody cares about his fear and protests, this Rich Prince enjoys being entertained by him, his performances as a clown and “performance in bed”, he has to do it for his family , his mother, and now his daughter and colleagues—leading to him deeply age regressing during their violent sexual scenarios and giving me fucking nightmares personally because then it’s even easier for stolas to control him and convince him he actually loves him and doesn’t need the Asmodean crystal

(If this was to be concluded realistically)

“I’m sure your Big Royal Chicken he won’t let anything happen to his peppy little fuckdoll”

How can they possibly be writing such a deeply layered twisted abusive “relationship” by accident. It just can’t be an accident. It’s a fantastically written realistic, layered, psychologically abusive relationship —-but I’m supposed to want them to go star gazing? I can only conclude from now on that he’s been pretending to find the owl attractive for so long that he’s starting to think it’s real and maybe even love even though he inexplicably hates himself more and more and becomes more hypersexual and predatory and violent himself after each month passes

Blitzs performance has never ended, he doesn’t know he’s still performing he won’t realise it until it’s too late, and the Owl has trapped him in his cage with him

#stolitz critical #triggering #tw abuse mention #tw abuse #the ship is fucking evil #helluva boss

[x-letsbreaksomerules-x]

yuri is so fucking real you guys

#farcille #marcille donato #falin touden #dungeon meshi #murphys evil little sketches #i just finished the dunmeshi manga and its SOOO fucking good #genuinely the best manga i've read in awhile i loved it so much #in understand the shipping with these two now also. they're kissing. to me #those women are weird and in love

[evilkaeya]

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT KAITO AND SHINICHI ARE COUSINS??

#gosho you're evil 😭 #if I had a dollar for every time a ship of a fandom i was in got revealed as cousins I'd have two dollars #which isn’t much but it's crazy that it happened twice #also not 20 but 30 years after the release btw. THIRTY. you cannot make this shit up #this ship is older than ME #and the most popular ship of dcmk too #I can only pray for the shippers I'm so sorry #that being said say fuck you to gosho by keep shipping them! #I've read and seen some absolute masterpieces of fics and arts. go wild. create more. #kaishin

[finleycannotdraw]

and here’s the full image :)

tfw your boss is dad shaped, lonely, sweet, and puts in effort to make you feel accepted and understood

alternative caption: YOU’RE MY DAD!! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

guys just think about it. has she been hugged even ONCE since gloreth?? I kind of doubt it. ballister had better get on top of that YESTERDAY.

oh yeah!! here’s the playlist :) (subject to change)

why is his prosthetic arm easier to draw than his mustache

#nimona and ballister #nimona #nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona netflix #ballister boldheart #finley cannot draw #nimona fanart #THEYRE SO SWEET YALL. THEYRE EVERYTHING TO ME #what do you get when you put two affection-starved queers in an evil lair? snuggles. that’s what. also probably a food fight. and adoption #do I even need to include a ‘do not tag as ship’ disclaimer? I hope not #anyway I WILL be drawing more of them just you fucking wait #and also more ambrosius because he’s my girlfriend

[foolilazuli]

Evil Luffy be like:

EAT YOUR SALAD

#normal luffy: a meat eating ace icon #evil luffy: a vegan who fucks #one piece #one piece fanart #one piece meme #monkey d. luffy #one piece luffy #op luffy #straw hat luffy #luffy #zolu #sanlu #usolu #lunami #lawlu #lucoa #lucoby #many other luffy ship i cant thikk of #my art

[pepperpixel]

Scott pilgrim art dump!!!! I started working on these like a fucking month ago and just have not been able to finish them cuz life has been so fucking busy… but I FINALLY! I finally managed to finish them now!!! So behold!!!!!! My blorbos! My favs…. I rlly enjoyed every scene w these 3 they were adorable and awesome and cool…. I hope u guys enjoy my art of them even if it is super freaking late ghgh

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #gideon graves #gideon gordon graves #matthew patel #julie powers #gordon goose #doodles #patelgraves #suggestive #for the last one lol #but yeah… here’s wonderwall ghgh- #gravespatel #I guess Julie x Gideon doesn’t have a ship name lol #I tried looking for one but could not find it #but yeah!!! these 3 rock… they r a delight #definitely my fav part of the show. I loved all the other evil exes too! and like. most of the other characters ghg #tbh this was just a generally fun show I enjoyed it #idk if I’m gonna draw more stuff for these 3.. when I started on this art I was planning to draw more stuff #but then it took so long…. and I’m like.. 1 I might have lost the drive. and 2 I’m so fucking late to the party ghgh #but! we shall see! who knows… #the fact all 3 of these guys are like seemingly the same fucking height (SHORT AS HELL) is. #it’s adorable! and I love it! but also it’s killing me ghgh I need some sort of height diff somewhere!! #but not a single one of these bitches drank there milk they’re ALL short! #so yeah.. if any of them looks taller then they should I’m sorry ghg- I was trying! but I was also struggling #but anyway! yeah… I like them they’re cute! and fun! #I hope u guys like my art of them!

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)

So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:

Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:

Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:

He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues

The Chair Appears - Spain

He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood

The Chair Evolves - Silverstone

Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!

The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)

I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)

*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha

#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair #and im also just obsessed with the range of it??? #theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely #the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs #this was actually like a true derangment post #irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it #im just curious about the origins still #like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race' #the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry #but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time #okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT #the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me #seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc #and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair #and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff #this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #catie.rambling.txt #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[peachypizzicato]

listen not to blow smoke but some of you bitches really just do not understand that sometimes characters are not villains but are functionally antagonistic and meant to evoke something complex.

no, miguel is NOT a villain. he’s an antagonistic force in the story who is meant to be complicated, you aren’t meant to just cleanly agree or disagree. his methods are SUPPOSED to be questionable at best and his motives are supposed to be understandable on some level. for the love of god please just learn some fucking media literacy i can’t take this anymore

#not ship related #like you’re entitled to hate him if you just hate him #but i BEG you to stop embarrassing yourselves by characterizing him as a cartoonishly evil villain #for GODS sake #i am so fucking tired of takes with absolutely zero nuance holy shit #peachyrambles #atsv #spider man: across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #across the spiderverse

[mintleflower]

ignore Rogier ok

#my art #mintleflower #fanart #sofia the first #cedric the sorcerer #cedric the sensational #princess sofia #king roland #queen miranda #crackle #clover #pr*ship dni #apparently this has to be tagged cuz ive been lurking on this side of tumblr and many accounts have been blocked lol #this show for actual toddlers is actually one of the most entertaining things i've seen in a while #rewatching this for the first time since i was like 9 years old expecting it to be worse than i remember #but its genuinely better especially now that i understand things #ignore rogier hes just visiting #i love being an artist because that means i can put characters from my childhood in a fucked up and evil environment #also personal note; but the fact that king roland shares a VA with Roy Mustang had me fucked up for days this is messed up

[thateldribitch]

Hey. Hey.

AU where Fyodor, in an attempt to thoroughly break Dazai, gets Bram to turn Odasaku into a vampire. Then he continually sends him out to do awful things Odasaku would never do. Or has him do something where Dazai has to kill Oda.

Okay but with the latter, picture--

*Odasaku, resisting the vampirism*: Kill.... Me....

*Dazai, in fucking tears, hesitating to kill and sobbing for the first time in his life.*

*Someone comes up from behind him, covers his eyes*

*Gunshot*

Ango: I'm not making you watch him die again, Dazai.

#JUST #enjoy the fruits of my evil #just piiiiiiiiicture it #the wrath #or worse #it working and Dazai going off the deep end #but also the angst potential of Ango comforting Dazai but being TORN THE FUCK UP #dazai #ango #odasaku #oda sakunosuke #bungou stray dogs #bsd #odango #is that their ship name? Idk just seems tragic #buraiha trio

[gavin-reed-is-gay]

Reed900 and its popularity really is just a massive fuck you to any Gavin hater and I absolutely love it.

#detroit: become human #dbh #reed900 #gavin reed #I was in another fandom where ‘character was mean to my fave so they’re evil’ #and it’s so fucking annoying #no attempt at empathy or critical thinking at all present in people who think like this #so yeah people being in a fandom where Gavin is part of not only one of the most popular ships in the fandom #but where his popularity has also skyrocketed because of said ship #it’s satisfying 😌 #mine #mine: texts #mine: dbh

[wisecrackingeric-2]

“Serenity /sɪˈrɛnɪti/

A title given to a reigning prince or similar dignitary.

Noun: His Serenity; noun: Your Serenity; plural noun: Serenities”

#these two’s ship name being fucking Serennedy is the BEST thing this fandom has EVER DONE #also I LOVE THE PRINCESS BRIDE SM BEST MOVIE EVER #ericsart #ericvember #resident evil #resident evil fanart #re fanart #serennedy #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon s kennedy fanart #leon kennedy fanart #luis sera #luis serra #luis serra navarro #luis sera navarro #luis serra fanart #luis sera fanart #serrenedy #serrennedy #re4r fanart #re4 fanart #re luis #re leon #re leon kennedy #rebhfun #re4 luis sera #re4 luis #seperate ways #re separate ways

[viviebeevie]

|| click for better quality

#tumblr HATES me #idk what I’m doing wrong ajdbfj I don’t think my canvases r too big but hhh #if I use canvases any smaller it will be pixel art #dies #ANYWAYS #this isn’t ship art but I love them #they’re goofy #punches the fuck out of piers #i love him #piers nivans #chris redfield #re6 #resident evil #my art #vibbet’s art

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… wait what? daily degu posting clean, finished art? perish the thought.

#dailydegurechaff #youjo senki #the saga of tanya the evil #tanya von degurechaff #warren grantz #vooren grantz #grantz #these were created for ship reasons and were never gonna see the light of day bc of that #but then i put an obscene amount of time into doing clean lineart so fuck now i gotta post em itd be sad to let them sit in my files

[sluttywizardcowboy]

i think that they go out to eat a lot because ada's like "what do you mean you've never had (cultural food)" and forgets sherry was in custody eating hospital slop for years

#this is so rough but idc #DO NOT TAG AS SHIP I WILL FUCKING GET YOU #resident evil #sherry birkin #resident evil 6 #ada wong #resident evil 2 #my art

[gourde]

Mike Pollock whacking a wasp nest with a stick (2022, colourized)

#sth #eggman #amy rose #literally though people have GOT to stop asking shipping questions #we know nothing is happening between any sonic character #so maybe we can CHILL OUT and STOP HARASSING PEOPLE over fucking SHIPS #IT DOESNT MATTER SHIPPING DOESNT MATTER IN THE LONG RUN #JUST ENJOY THE MEDIA YOU HAVE #its about a blue hedgehog who goes fast #and defeats evil #there isnt any room for stupid fucking romance drama #i am also biased because i really dislike romance in general #which is why i love the sonic franchise so much #THERE IS NO ROMANCE #its perfect #want romance between the male lead and girl whos entire personality is literally just girl? #watch any other piece of media #literally its everywhere